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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember ♪
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♪ What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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Okay, Barb, we've
got the pants outfit,
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the skirt, two sweaters,
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a sarong, silk blouse,
and a dozen scarves.
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Will that be all?
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I'm not sure, Mallory.
What do you think?
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Should get you
through the weekend.
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Sure, unless I leave the house.
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I still wish I hadn't talked
myself out of that sequins set.
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I'll think I'll go
take another look.
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Okay.
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Okay, Mallory, 5:30, let's go.
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Alex, I'm still waiting
on a customer.
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I'll be done in a few minutes.
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Hey, Mallory, I don't run a
cab company, you know?
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You can keep me waiting,
Mallory. I don't mind.
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I love observing you in
your work environment.
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Skippy, I thought
you promised to stop
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coming to the
store to bother me.
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I didn't come
here to bother you.
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I came here to, uh, buy
something for my mother.
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That's for your mother?
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Yeah, well, I thought
I'd get a hat to go with it.
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That's really not
your color, Skippy.
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Oh, this is not for me.
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It's for my mother.
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Yeah, keep sticking
to that story, Skip.
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Mallory, Barbara
Alexander just told me
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that you are her
favorite salesperson.
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Oh, that's great.
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I am very pleased
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with the work you've been doing.
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I have very big plans for you.
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Hey, Mrs. Willis, how about
sending her on the road?
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Maybe opening a
second store in Alaska.
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Alex. Yeah, I could go with you.
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Better pack a sweater, Skip.
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Oh, Mallory, come on.
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Let's get out of here.
I gotta study tonight.
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So do you.
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Stop bugging me about studying.
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I've got other
things on my mind.
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All right, Mallory, I
realize you're a little
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cramped for space up there,
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but try and fit this
thought in, okay?
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Mom and Dad are not
gonna let you keep this job
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if you let your grades slide.
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Alex, her grades are fine.
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She got a 62 on
today's geometry test.
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Skippy.
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What's wrong with that?
It's 27 better than I got.
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"Even before birth,
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"your baby is sensitive
to sound vibrations
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and will respond to some
voices by moving and kicking."
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That's neat.
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Hi, I'm your sister Jennifer.
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As soon as you're
born, look me up, okay?
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Kicking. I feel kicking. It's
responding to your voice.
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I like her already.
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Let me take a shot at this.
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A man walks into a
psychiatrist's office
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with... With a chicken.
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Nothing.
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Hey-ho, how's it
going, everybody?
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Hi, Dad. Hiya, Mom.
How you feeling?
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Fine. Well, actually...
That's terrific.
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That's terrific. Tired.
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How was your day, honey?
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Great. I sold $300
worth of clothes,
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and Mrs. Willis
says if I keep it up,
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I may get a promotion.
Well, that's terrific.
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Congratulations. How'd you
do on your geometry test?
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Uh, you say you may
get a promotion, hm?
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Sixty-two, a D.
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Honey, you got a D in geometry?
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I think this is going
to turn into something
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I'd rather not witness.
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Psst. Cover your ears.
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Well, I gotta go.
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You know how it pains
me to see Mallory in trouble.
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I wish I could film this.
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I have to say, we're
disappointed, Mallory.
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Yeah, me too,
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but I'll make it up in
the final, you'll see.
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Can I go now? Mallory, please.
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The, uh... The
three of us agreed
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that if you couldn't
keep your grades up,
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you'd have to quit the job.
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I know, but this job's
really important to me.
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It... It's just a job, Mallory.
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It's not as important as school.
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Maybe not to
you, but to me it is.
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Honey, school is the most...
School, school, school.
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You know, I'm tired of
hearing about school.
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It's not the only
worthwhile thing in life.
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W... I'm... I'm sorry,
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but you're gonna
have to quit the job.
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I can't believe they're
making me quit.
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That job is the
best thing in my life.
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When I'm working I feel
good about myself, you know?
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I feel needed there.
I feel respected.
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I know.
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You know,
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you're actually competent there.
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You're like a different person.
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Alex, could you
talk to them for me?
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See if you can convince
them to let me keep the job?
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Uh, you mean,
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do you a favor?
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Well, yeah,
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but I'd be doing
you a favor too.
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I won't be home as much.
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That's good,
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but I need more.
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Come on, Alex,
you owe me a favor.
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Oh, how do you figure?
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Didn't I fix you up last month
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with the Fergus twins?
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The Fergus twins?
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Mallory, one of them was a guy.
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I didn't know that.
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And he was the cute one.
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Alex, why don't
you just help her?
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You could talk Mom
and Dad into anything.
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Well, that's true.
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Yeah, Alex, Jen's right.
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You can be really
cunning, devious,
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and manipulative
when you want to be.
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Stop trying to butter me up.
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Well, ahem, it has been a while
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since I've had to talk
them into anything.
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I could probably
use the practice.
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Please, Alex. This job
is really important to me.
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It's my whole life.
Please help me.
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And so I... I... I
said to the waitress,
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"No, not mustard.
I said custard."
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I'm sorry, honey, it's just
not responding to your voice.
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Uh, Mom, Dad, uh, listen.
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Uh, Mallory told me
about what happened,
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and, uh, well, I
just wanted to say
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that I think you handled
that situation impeccably.
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I fully agree with your decision
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and with your execution thereof.
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I can't tell you how happy
we are to have your blessing.
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But, uh, I... I have
a little proposal
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that I'd like to present.
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Hold on to your wallet, Steven.
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Mallory has three midterms left.
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Now, if she really
applies herself and...
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And gets Bs or above
on all of the tests,
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she keeps her job.
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Alex, it's already been settled.
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Mallory's done poorly
on her last few tests.
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And she's gotta quit.
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Yeah, but those
tests are history.
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They're over with.
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Let's face it, Dad.
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Nothing we do can
bring back those tests.
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Oh, brother.
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The thing to do
is to look forward
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to the future.
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Start off with a clean slate.
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Let's learn from our mistakes.
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If we learned from our mistakes,
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we wouldn't be
here listening to you.
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You see, Dad, your
agreement before
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was too vague for Mallory.
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You see, the child
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needs more specific guidelines.
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All you said was "to do well."
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What is "doing well"?
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Mallory, had you any idea
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that you were
expected to get Bs?
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I had no such knowledge.
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There you have it.
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Let us start anew, shall we?
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Three Bs.
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Three Bs and she keeps the job.
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That is the most
reasonable thing
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I've ever heard in my life.
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Uh, listen, Alex, uh,
just out of curiosity,
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why are you doing
this for Mallory?
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Can't you just accept the fact
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that a guy like me would, uh,
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help his sister in
her time of need?
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Absolutely not.
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Alex's motive aside, uh,
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it does sound pretty fair to me.
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Steven? It's all right with me.
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Well, there you have it.
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Well, okay. I...
I have to admit,
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I felt bad about you
having to quit the job.
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Well, so did I.
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This gives you another
chance, honey. Good luck.
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Thank you, Mom.
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Well, uh, we'll be
back from our walk
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about half an hour. Okay, bye.
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Bye-bye.
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Whoo!
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Well, did I come through?
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Boy, was I great.
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I haven't lost the
old touch, you know.
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They were putty in my hands.
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Alex.
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Alex, three Bs?
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I'm never gonna get three Bs.
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I'm not smart enough.
Not smart enough?
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Mallory, could
someone who's not smart
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handle that store?
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Well, it's true you... You
may not have book smarts,
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but you got something else.
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You got something that
might even be more important.
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What?
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You've got
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fabric smarts.
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Fabric smarts?
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Yeah, yeah, you...
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You know which stripes
go with which checks.
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You know whether the
socks are supposed to
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match the shoes or the pants.
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You know when to machine-wash,
and when to tumble-dry.
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Alex, washing and
drying are separate events.
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Separate events.
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Whoa!
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I wouldn't have known
that in a million years.
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I don't know, though. Three Bs?
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Do you really think I can do it?
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Oh, Mallory, I
know you can do it,
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because I am going
to help you do it.
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I'm gonna be with you
every step of the way, Mal,
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tutoring you, coaching
you, guiding you.
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But why?
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Why, Mal?
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Because I am the
architect of this deal.
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I mean, how would it look
if you were to lose the job
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I fought so hard
for you to keep?
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I'd be a laughingstock.
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I'm gonna see you through this,
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because my
credibility is on the line.
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Three Bs?
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You can do it.
259
00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:23,792
You're sure you're not just
saying this to cheer me up?
260
00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:26,395
Mallory, think about it.
261
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:29,787
Have I ever said anything
just to cheer you up?
262
00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:38,741
And so, my child to be,
263
00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:42,111
it is with great
eagerness and anticipation
264
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,247
that I await your birth.
265
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,948
Many, um...
266
00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:47,172
Oh. Just...
267
00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,386
Uh, many years of blissful
268
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:53,622
father/child
interaction await us.
269
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:57,115
I hope you are as
enthusiastic as I am.
270
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,898
Not a nudge, honey.
271
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,700
I don't understand it.
272
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,203
I don't know. Maybe it
doesn't feel like kicking.
273
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,937
Hi, everybody. Hi.
274
00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:11,195
Hi, kid. It kicked! It kicked!
275
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,633
Sorry, Dad, I guess you
just don't have the right touch.
276
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:20,216
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present to you
277
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:24,387
the recipient of her
second B in three days,
278
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,256
fighting out of
Tenafly, New Jersey,
279
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:30,860
at 5'4", 180 pounds...
280
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:33,796
Ow.
281
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:35,831
Mallory Keaton. Whoo, whoo.
282
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:37,800
That a girl.
283
00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:39,702
Way to go, Mal. Way to go.
284
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:42,271
Oh, that's terrific, Mal.
285
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,739
English Literature,
286
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,709
Mallory Keaton, B.
287
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:49,011
Couldn't have
done it without Alex.
288
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:50,601
No kidding.
289
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:55,751
I gotta hand it to you, honey.
You've really done well.
290
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,386
I knew you had it in you.
291
00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:00,789
Who would have thought
that she would be getting Bs?
292
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,224
Admit it, Mal, it feels good
293
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:05,795
getting mediocre
grades, doesn't it?
294
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,296
Well, yeah.
295
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,630
It's kinda nice to take a test
296
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:12,034
and actually know what
the questions mean.
297
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,136
That's right. Only one
more midterm to go.
298
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,705
American History, tomorrow.
299
00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:17,328
Yep, D-day.
300
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,177
Jennifer, don't say D-day, okay?
301
00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:23,912
It can be any other kind of day.
302
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:27,817
A-day, B-day, Doris Day.
303
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,317
How much time do
we have before dinner?
304
00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:31,821
I want to get some
studying done.
305
00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,522
Can you believe this?
306
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,391
Studying without threats.
307
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:36,925
It's a miracle.
308
00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:38,927
Why don't you take
a little break, Mal.
309
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:40,830
I'm afraid you're
working too hard.
310
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:43,532
You can, uh... You
can study after dinner.
311
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,967
Well, I can't study tonight.
312
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,802
We're having a big
sale down at the store.
313
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,071
I promised Mrs. Willis I'd work.
314
00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:50,572
Wait... Wait a minute.
What do you mean?
315
00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:52,574
What do you mean, Mallory,
we can't study tonight?
316
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:53,943
I got big plans for you tonight.
317
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,510
I got practice tests,
318
00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:57,346
I got maps, I got charts.
319
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,930
We were gonna reenact
the Revolutionary War.
320
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,954
I can't, Alex. Mrs.
Willis really needs me.
321
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,488
All right, okay,
okay, no problem.
322
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,390
We'll just study
down at the store.
323
00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:10,059
You won't be able to
get any work done there.
324
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,260
It's too chaotic.
325
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,694
Dad, Dad it won't
be the first time
326
00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:15,631
somebody's had to study
under adverse conditions.
327
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,067
Abe Linc... Abe
Lincoln had to study
328
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:21,403
in a cold, dark log
cabin by candlelight.
329
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:25,074
Gregor Mendel had
to study in a monastery.
330
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,809
Louis Pasteur,
331
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:29,767
had to study in French.
332
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,651
How hard can it be
333
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,721
for Mallory Keaton
to study in a boutique?
334
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,093
Coming through. Watch out,
watch out, watch out, watch out.
335
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,228
Okay, Mallory. Next question.
336
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:48,597
The date December 21st, 1620,
337
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,666
is important in
American history.
338
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,801
Okay, December 21st, 1620,
339
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,770
the Pilgrims landed in
Plymouth, Massachusetts.
340
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,606
I gotta hang this up.
341
00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:58,641
Oh, and they signed the
Mayflower Compact there.
342
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,042
Mallory, I just don't know
343
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,478
if this bathrobe
would fit my daughter.
344
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,146
Would you like me
to try it on for you?
345
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,214
Oh, no. My Mindy's very petite.
346
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,617
Small-boned, like me.
347
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,652
She's more his size.
348
00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:11,976
Ah.
349
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,723
What do you think, Mallory?
350
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,987
Well, turn around, Alex.
351
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,704
Yeah, walk away a little bit.
352
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:24,066
Wait a minute. What is this?
353
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,567
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, that looks good.
354
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,137
What other colors
does it come in?
355
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,672
Okay, I'll take it
and I'd like to try on
356
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,006
this dress for myself.
357
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:33,709
Great, great. Right
in here. Oh, thank you.
358
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,011
All right, Mallory. Back
to American History.
359
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:37,747
Wait, take the
robe off first, Alex.
360
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,583
I can't concentrate
with you in feathers.
361
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,352
Oh, Mallory. I need you.
362
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,587
Uh, okay, Mallory,
363
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,171
this one is definitely
gonna be on the test.
364
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,721
I think I'm in love.
365
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,370
You guys are gonna
get me in a lot of trouble.
366
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:02,805
Come on, Mallory.
367
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,273
We have got to study.
368
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:09,145
Now, at the
Constitutional Convention,
369
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,513
how many states
were needed to ratify?
370
00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:13,882
Okay, Mallory. I'll
take it. I'm in a hurry.
371
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,552
I have to pick up Mindy
at the dermatologist.
372
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,989
Excuse me. Would you
please get out of my way.
373
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:23,325
Lady, listen. We got
laws in this country.
374
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:24,593
Okay, who's next, now?
375
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,057
I am!
376
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:40,509
Where is she?
377
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,811
The test was supposed
to be over an hour ago.
378
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,203
Alex, you're worrying too
much about your sister.
379
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,539
I never thought I'd
hear myself say that.
380
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,087
I just think it would be a shame
381
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,689
if she had to give
up that job, that's all.
382
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,024
She...
383
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:57,859
She was really something
at that sale last night.
384
00:16:57,883 --> 00:16:59,228
You know, I have
never seen Mallory
385
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,563
handle so many things so well.
386
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,865
She was in total control.
387
00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:05,401
A human dynamo.
388
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,525
Reminded me of me
when I was her age.
389
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,146
Don't say it, Steven.
390
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:30,725
Don't say what?
391
00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:32,661
You don't know what
I was going to say.
392
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,129
I've been married
to you for 20 years.
393
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,087
I know exactly what
you were gonna say.
394
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,002
All I was going to say was...
395
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:42,671
Mallory's been working very hard
396
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,895
and I think we ought
to let her keep the job...
397
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,638
no matter how she
does on the test.
398
00:17:56,876 --> 00:18:00,122
Come on, Steven. We've
been through this so many times.
399
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,357
Whenever we try
to lay down the law,
400
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:05,594
set some limits,
instill some discipline,
401
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:06,962
you... You just
can't stick with it.
402
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:09,353
You fold like a house of cards.
403
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,291
I'm flexible, Elyse.
404
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:20,309
I happen to be
very proud of that.
405
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,110
Well, this is not the time
406
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:24,546
for your fabled flexibility.
407
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,649
It's important that we
stick together on this.
408
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:30,085
You know, join forces,
present a united front.
409
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,549
Elyse, we're parents.
We're not NATO.
410
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,159
Whoa, Mallory.
411
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:39,895
How did we do? How did
we do? How did we do?
412
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,230
C-minus.
413
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:43,621
C-minus?
414
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,703
That's lower than a C.
415
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,071
I'm sorry. I tried my hardest,
416
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:51,095
but that's the best I could do.
417
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,311
Sorry, Mal.
418
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,712
I'm sorry too.
419
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,714
I let you down, Alex.
420
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,750
No, no, no. I'm the one who
should be apologizing to you.
421
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:04,753
I tried to help
you, and I failed.
422
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,110
I feel terrible.
423
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,326
I have a Social
Studies test coming up.
424
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,150
You could help me.
425
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,164
No. No. No. No.
426
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:19,235
I am never helping
anybody again.
427
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:20,536
What's the point?
428
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,004
You just get burned.
429
00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:25,028
Thanks anyway, Jen.
430
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,378
Mallory, wait.
431
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,547
Let's talk about this.
432
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:35,484
Look, even though this didn't
turn out the way you wanted,
433
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,520
I'm proud of how hard you worked
434
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,955
at school and at the store.
435
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:43,125
Well, that's all real
nice, but we had a deal.
436
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:46,295
I didn't get the grades,
and now I have to quit.
437
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,786
You really liked
the job, didn't you?
438
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:52,768
I loved it.
439
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,102
You know, when
I'm working there,
440
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,137
I feel like a real
person, you know?
441
00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:58,940
I practically run the store.
442
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,376
And people come
to me for advice,
443
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,011
and I give it to them.
444
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,980
Me.
445
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,336
Dumb little Mallory.
446
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,318
They don't think of me as
dumb little Mallory at the store.
447
00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:12,120
They think of me
as an intelligent,
448
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,878
creative young woman.
449
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,482
I like being
thought of that way.
450
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:26,034
Well, I might as
well get it over with.
451
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,858
I'll call Mrs. Willis.
452
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:33,408
Mallory, wait. Uh...
453
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:35,578
Why do you want me to wait?
454
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:38,046
Well, uh, maybe you
should call her later,
455
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,870
when the rates go down.
456
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:46,588
Mom, the store's
a half a mile away.
457
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:50,125
So wait 10 minutes.
458
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:51,226
This is hard enough as it is.
459
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,695
Let me get this over
with. Let me quit.
460
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:55,129
Look, see, I...
461
00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:57,065
I think maybe you're
being a little hasty.
462
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,933
We should talk
about this some more.
463
00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:01,670
Maybe quitting isn't
the right thing to do.
464
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,605
I have to quit. We made a deal.
465
00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:06,675
Look, the job is too
important for you.
466
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,943
Not as important
as your respect.
467
00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:11,280
Hey... You're not
quitting the job.
468
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:12,681
Yes, I am.
469
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,249
You're not quitting the job.
470
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,784
Yes, I am. You're not quitting,
471
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,207
and that's final.
472
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,127
Maybe you can stop
me from calling now,
473
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,528
but I'll just stop by the store
474
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:28,897
on my way home
from school tomorrow.
475
00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:30,855
Well, then maybe you
won't go to school tomorrow.
476
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:37,906
Dad, what's going on?
What's happening to Mom?
477
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:41,977
I... I think she's having some,
uh... Some second thoughts
478
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,268
about that deal we made.
479
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:46,937
I don't get it.
480
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:52,120
Well, your father and
I have been talking,
481
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,424
and maybe we have been
overemphasizing school.
482
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,826
Maybe having a C average
483
00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,428
and doing real well at a job
484
00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:03,788
is the same as having
a B average and no job.
485
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:10,973
You mean you want
me to keep the job?
486
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:13,509
And break the deal we made?
487
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,410
Well, if it were up to me, yes.
488
00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:18,314
I mean, you know
how flexible I am.
489
00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:21,683
Uh, but I don't
know about your dad.
490
00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:24,574
I mean, you know how
set in his ways he is.
491
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,217
Dad?
492
00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:37,521
Well, your mother's
convinced me.
493
00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:40,369
You're right, Elyse.
494
00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:42,737
We have to be flexible.
495
00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:44,561
What a fool I've been.
496
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:50,612
All right.
497
00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:52,996
If you want me to keep the job.
498
00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:56,807
We do. Hm?
499
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:02,858
You know, kid,
500
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,327
your parents aren't
so bad after all.
501
00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:06,862
It kicked. It heard
you. It kicked.
502
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,163
Oh.
503
00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:11,433
A... A rabbi, a priest,
and a nun got on the bus.
504
00:23:11,457 --> 00:23:12,567
It's kicking. It's kicking.
505
00:23:12,591 --> 00:23:13,969
Oh, no. Not yet, not yet.
506
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,803
Okay, I've got it.
507
00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:18,062
One test, winner take all.
508
00:23:19,665 --> 00:23:22,666
Mallory gets 100 or she
moves out of the house.
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