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So it begins, my gruelling penance.
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Your holiday. Don't be discouraged
by the deluge, Aaron.
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Paradise awaits.
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I don't know why you bothered
to bring a tent.
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We're about to enter the lap
of luxury.
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THUNDER CRASHES
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No reason, Aaron, but when was your
last tetanus jab?
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DOOR OPENS
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Rachel. Miss. How did you know I was
here?
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Deduction.
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The library was closed.
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The sixth form common room
has become a kind of pit.
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I knew you'd take refuge here.
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Did you confiscate someone's
vodka bottle?
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Confiscate.
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Yes, yes. Yes,
let's go with that.
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So, slight admin error.
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This is the login for your uni
applications. OK.
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I've got ages for these.
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If you're applying for core
subjects, then, yes,
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you get three months. You pick
medicine,
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the window is narrower.
How much narrower?
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Three months narrower.
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Applications close at midnight.
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I think I'm having a panic attack.
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You look fine.
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I've learned to hide them.
If it helps,
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I've definitely screwed up
my own life more than yours.
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I can't do this, miss.
I have classes.
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I have an important date
with my boyfriend tonight.
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We met a month ago today. I can
excuse you from your other classes.
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And if you need me to call
your boyfriend and tell him
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that one-month anniversaries aren't
a thing, I can.
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I'd do that for you.
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Go to my room, log into my computer.
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The password's J-O-E-L.
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Joel?
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Your ex? Yes.
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It's unhealthy, and it's a weak
password.
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Oh...
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I'm going to call you other
teachers.
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Let's go with medical emergency.
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Do you still have your appendix?
Yes. Right.
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From now on, remember - you don't.
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# Precious Lord
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# Take my hand... #
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Agh!
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# ..Lead me on... #
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That's a lovely placard.
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Yes.
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Wanted everyone to know
just how precious this tree is.
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Sometimes I see birds on it
and I think, "Hey, get off my wife!"
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Well, it's good you commemorating
her in a healthy way.
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Do you still have the ring?
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Yes. She asked me to keep it safe.
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It's just that, at night,
sometimes I miss it so much
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I feel like running to your door
and demanding it from you.
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Fiona, give me my ring back!
This door won't stop me!
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HE CHUCKLES
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Andrew, I'll leave you to talk to
your wife.
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Hiya. Just stocking up for
girls' night. Look.
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Gift me store manager.
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I hope that's not alcoholic wine.
Of course not.
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I respect your deranged beliefs.
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Is Andrew OK?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, miss, I'm about halfway through.
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Could you proof-read what I've got?
Absolutely.
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Here's what I would say
if I hadn't just been suspended.
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What?!
And I've not got long.
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So if you'll excuse me, I'm just
going to start packing my stuff.
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SHE SIGHS
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I'm also taking some things
I don't own but I do want.
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How did this happen?
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Is it because you lied
about my appendix? No.
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It'll take months for that to get
exposed.
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Last night, I booty-called my ex.
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He said he'd moved on.
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I didn't handle it well.
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And now there's a video online of me
swallowing a shot glass whole.
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And the video got you suspended?
Once the headmistress found out
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that I'd forwarded the clip
to the entire parents' mailing list.
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But miss... Not miss any more,
Rachel, just Susie Simmonds.
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A basic alliterative bitch.
Should you be saying that word?
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Well, I can say anything I want now.
It's the only perk.
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Five minutes of packing immunity,
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and then I go from teacher
to presumed paedophile.
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Hey, you can do this.
And don't worry about me.
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I'll either clean up
or carry on drinking until I die.
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Both paths have their benefits.
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But what about the computer?
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I'm sure my replacement
will let you use it.
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Oh, Miss Simmons said I could...
My room. Get out.
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BOOKS SLAM
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Good news. I was worried about this
leaky butane can
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but it's completely empty.
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Not our problem now.
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My penance is going great.
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I feel manlier than Adam's rib.
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My roof patch is holding well.
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It's bulging down like an ominous
watery blister.
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It's holding well.
SLOSHING
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Why did you bring me here, Dad?
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You're getting baptised
in a couple of weeks.
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I thought it'd be good to... Talk
about my drawings.
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No!
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No. The drawings are...fine.
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Nothing I find uncomfortable here.
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There's Jesus washing Peter's feet,
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just like in the Gospel.
Admit it!
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You brought me to this cursed misery
barn to ask me about my drawings.
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So ask me!
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Why...did you...
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..choose charcoal for
this particular composition?
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I just want you to be OK, Aaron.
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I'd do anything to help you.
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Then take us home. No, because...
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If you're going to make me
stay here, I'll survive on my own!
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You take this half,
and I'll take that half.
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Don't be petty, Aaron.
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How would we even mark out
which side was...?
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Right! If you want to banish me,
fine.
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But you're not as smart as you
think you are,
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because you gave me the side
with the tent.
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Julia, you said I could borrow
your laptop. Uh-huh.
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Just move a bit to the left.
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A bit more.
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You've got me blocking the CCTV.
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You've made me an accomplice
to a crime. Yeah.
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But if you move, you will
have betrayed a friend.
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You're trapped in a moral prison.
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Now, stay there until I get
all the twenties.
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This is the worst day of my life.
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Can I please have the laptop now?
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Sure you're ready for it? There's
some dark stuff on there.
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The thumbnails alone
will take your innocence.
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Please... Give me some juice first.
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Your hints of lukewarm gossip
sustain me.
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I'm seeing Joshua tonight
for our one-month anniversary.
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What the fuck is
a one-month anniversary?
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It's been one month since God
brought us together.
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You're not serious? Yeah.
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Look, he made me this invite.
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"For one night only, you're invited
to Romance Central."
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Oh, my God, you're soulmates!
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Destiny has united you as the
lamest, most boring couple possible.
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If you had a kid, you'd give birth
to a water biscuit
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or a ream of printer paper
or a dry felt tip.
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You're boring.
You're a boring woman.
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It's not boring.
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There's a picture of his head
on James Bond.
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Ah, the body of a 1960s misogynist
on the head of a present-day dweeb.
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What did you say his name was again?
Joshua. Why?
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No reason.
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Happy for you.
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COINS CLATTER
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Sometimes the old ways are the best.
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RUSTLING
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How's it going, Dad?
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I'm on the verge of a breakthrough.
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Found the connector?
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I'm sure it's here somewhere. Ahem!
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Aaron, if you have any love
for your father,
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you'll pass that to me now.
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I brought you here to cheer
you up, Aaron.
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And you have succeeded.
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Got any wine glasses?
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Buying vessels designed for alcohol
would be a gateway to vice,
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but there are mugs top right.
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Right, Conquistadors it is.
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Is it a religious show?
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It has a lot of religious imagery.
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SPANISH ON TV
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KEYPAD BEEPS
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OK, that label is for me
girlfriend.
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If this is another guy looking
for sex... No, it's me.
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But just so you know...
Oh, come on up.
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Hey, you.
Josh, um, what are you wearing?
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A tailcoat. I wanted a tux
about the charity shop
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gave me a great deal.
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Apparently, this used to be owned
by a funeral director
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who himself died. Wow. OK.
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You didn't need to tell me that.
No, before I come in...
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MUSIC PLAYS
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Ta-da!
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Fancy, right?
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I've got an actual table.
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What's up?
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I'm so sorry.
I have this uni application.
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My teacher sprung it on me,
and the deadline is tonight.
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OK.
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Are you sure?
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I mean, it's a big deal, obviously.
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A one-month, but your uni thing
might be bigger,
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so you work.
Are you gonna be OK?
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I'll keep myself entertained.
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I'm going out now so I can share
with you my darkest secret.
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Those are both games. No.
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They're my friend since leaving the
order.
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This box claims to need three to
five players.
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But after my modifications,
it's a single-player thrill ride.
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And you keep them in the kitchen.
This is just overspill.
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These are me Euro games. Living
room's got war games,
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bedroom's got deck bills.
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In the hallway, I've got my pushy
little dexterity games,
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if I want a more tactile
gaming experience.
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I've never been to a party.
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I don't own an album.
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But even to me, you are a lame
duck...
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OK. ..in a dead guy's tailcoat.
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Is that a problem?
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No.
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All right, you focus on your work.
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I'm going to become the most famous
architect in Luxembourg.
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MOANING ON TV
Well, I like the series,
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but you could have told me
how racy this was.
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I said it'd be thought provoking,
and I stand by that.
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Which Conquistador do you fancy?
None of them.
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Admit it's Ignacio.
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I fancy Ignacio.
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I'm gay, not blind.
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Hunt me with your dogs,
Inquisition Man.
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I will concede he has very athletic
stomach muscles.
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They're called abs, Fiona.
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Or "abdominales" in Spanish.
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More fake wine?
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Fuck, no. What, have you run out?
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Oh, God.
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I think I've given you real...
actual, real wine, Fiona.
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Please don't be mad.
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SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
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RAIN SPATTERS
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Aaron, this has gone on long
enough. You're cold.
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Will you admit you want
to talk about my drawings?
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No.
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But I will prove my manhood
by starting a fire.
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You don't think it's a good idea
to stake your masculinity on
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a half empty box of matches?
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It's not half empty.
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There are three matches.
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The Trinity was good enough for God.
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One down.
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Agh!
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Dad, just admit you don't know
what you're doing.
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I can make a fire, Aaron.
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Not just a fire. Everything!
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Me, Mum, Rachel.
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You have no idea what's happening
and what you're supposed to do.
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How could you say something
so horrible? Because it's the truth.
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But if you'd just admit it,
it all made much more sense.
253
00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,280
I can't do that.
254
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,920
I won't.
255
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,840
I still have one match left.
256
00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:49,560
It worked.
257
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,440
I'm a man, Aaron! I'm a man!
258
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STEADY DRIPPING
259
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,800
It's true.
260
00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,600
It's all true.
261
00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:08,560
I haven't got a clue.
262
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,040
I know I want you to be happy.
263
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:13,000
I want you to be safe.
264
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,000
But I'm a bad dad.
265
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:16,480
Bad husband.
266
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,800
I can't even make a fire.
267
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:25,400
I want to be there for you, Aaron.
268
00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:26,880
I really do.
269
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:29,840
I know.
270
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,200
I think you DID start a fire.
271
00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:35,920
It's very kind of you to say, Aaron.
272
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,760
The sofa's on fire.
273
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,720
Oh, my gosh!
274
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,440
I did it.
275
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:44,080
I did it.
Dad, I'm breathing in smoke.
276
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,720
Right, yes.
We should leave immediately.
277
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,640
SLURRED: Wow.
278
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:52,840
She really showed her husband!
What, by cheating on him
279
00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,280
with a cruel, colonial overseer?
DRINK POURS
280
00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:57,720
He had better abdominales.
281
00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,920
I'm scared of what I've created.
282
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:02,720
Sober Fiona would never be
this exciting.
283
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,040
Shush.
284
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,920
I'm exciting.
285
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,680
FIONA GIGGLES
286
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:14,520
Do you dare me to put on Andrew's
wedding ring?
287
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:16,480
Don't get it stuck.
288
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:18,960
It's stuck. Yeah.
289
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,400
Ohhh.
290
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,320
Oh...
291
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:25,680
God's not going to be happy
with me about that.
292
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:28,800
That's it.
293
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:31,440
Luxembourg's first Art-Nouveau
library is complete.
294
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:34,120
Ten victory points and me
buildings endorsed
295
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,720
by the Grand Duchy.
How are you getting on?
296
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:40,040
I'm nearly done,
but I can't find my file.
297
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,720
I'm going to have to go
into Julia's downloads.
298
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,280
Pray for my soul.
299
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,080
Oh, my gosh!
300
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,760
You know Julia? What?
301
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,280
Julia, my friend.
302
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,280
There's pictures of you two
at summer camp.
303
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,280
Oh, my gosh!
304
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,440
You guys are friends.
305
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,880
Oh, we should all hang out.
306
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,720
You're GOOD friends!
307
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,720
REALLY good friends...
308
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,160
You should talk.
309
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:15,120
SPANISH CONTINUES ON TV
310
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,440
You ruined me with this wine,
Melissa.
311
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,760
You made me open the second bottle.
312
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,320
You ruined me.
313
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,200
Check it out.
314
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:34,440
I got two husbands -
hot one and a David one.
315
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,480
David's good.
316
00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:42,800
Not like my mum.
317
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,920
She wants me to go to uni.
318
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,720
Now I can't even talk to her.
319
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,120
Did she pass away?
320
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,640
Close. She got
kicked out for adultery.
321
00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,560
Spiritually, she's dead.
322
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,520
Like Ignacio.
323
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,480
A sexy mutiny.
324
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:07,960
Family's pretty messed up.
No wonder you prefer
325
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,520
a 4K sticking plaster to
your own husband.
326
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,000
I don't prefer a sticking plaster.
327
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,840
This is a TV.
328
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:32,160
I wouldn't look at those flats
if you're feeling sad.
329
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,680
There'll just be someone sadder
staring back.
330
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:38,080
I once saw a guy throw his
own baby's trike off the balcony.
331
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,600
How about you stop hiding
behind one-liners and explain?
332
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,320
We, um...
333
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,400
..hooked up at summer camp.
334
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:50,920
Hooked up?
335
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,040
We slept together.
336
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,640
That's why I got excluded.
337
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,400
Right.
338
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,960
The first day we met, you said
you didn't want to know,
339
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:12,400
so I didn't tell you. Rachel,
all I want is for you to feel safe.
340
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,480
I know how hard it is to even
consider leaving the order.
341
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,800
Who said anything about me
leaving the order?
342
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:22,400
Well, how did you imagine
the future?
343
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:26,840
Maybe I thought you'd realise
what a lonely life you have
344
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,720
and you'd want to come back.
345
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,560
Beg forgiveness.
346
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:34,560
Beg forgiveness for the awful,
selfish thing you did.
347
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,120
Rachel!
348
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,760
I'm not coming back.
349
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,200
OK.
350
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,800
HE SIGHS
351
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,680
DOOR CLOSES
352
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,600
INTERCOM RINGS
353
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:00,720
Rachel?
354
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,240
MAN OVER INTERCOM: Hi. I am looking
for a ticket to Romance Central.
355
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:04,920
Oh, fuck off.
356
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,960
SING-SONG: I'm coming. I'm coming.
357
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,000
Hi. Andrew. Hello.
Hi, Fiona.
358
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,520
Sorry to call so late,
359
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,520
but the pangs of grief have grown
unbearable.
360
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,960
I've come from Mary's wedding ring.
Yeah.
361
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,120
Look, I've considered remarriage,
but Mary was my one.
362
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,920
I don't need two wives in Paradise.
363
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,280
It's not as if they've got
different taste in crockery.
364
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:32,920
It's just... Hmm. Cups and plates.
365
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,440
HE SNIFFS
366
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,600
Is that alcohol on your breath?
367
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,720
Are you...are you drunk?
368
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:39,920
No!
369
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,040
Your voice sounds different.
370
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,800
SHRILL: My voice sounds the same.
371
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,760
Oh, Fiona, if you've turned
to alcohol and you need help...
372
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,160
I am not drunk, I swear.
373
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,920
Scout's honour.
374
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,000
Are you wearing Mary's ring?
375
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:57,160
Oh, no... Give it back, please.
376
00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:02,000
It's like when you're a boy but you
have the pecs of a man.
377
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:05,560
I think you may have got it stuck.
Agh!
378
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:08,680
Oh, Mary, and your tiny hands!
379
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,520
Come to my house.
I've got some WD-40.
380
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,680
I'll go wherever you take me,
Andrew. Oh...
381
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,480
Right, come on!
382
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:19,600
I can't believe this. I entrusted
you something extremely precious.
383
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,200
Sorry, I think...
384
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,480
SHE GAGS
385
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:23,800
I think I'm going to...
386
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,960
No, no, no, no, no, no.
387
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,280
No, I'm not going to.
388
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:29,000
Do you...? Yep.
389
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,480
I am.
390
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,720
Mary!
391
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,200
SHE VOMITS AGAIN
392
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,040
You've defiled Mary!
393
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,440
Sorry, Mary.
394
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,120
SHE VOMITS
395
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,040
You're warm now, right?
396
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,680
I provide for my family.
397
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,680
GLASS SHATTERS
398
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,640
When we get home,
let's do something fun together.
399
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,200
Anything you want.
400
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,960
There's an exhibition in town.
401
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,240
It's on influential Cubist art.
402
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,560
Aaron, I'd love to take you.
403
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,320
Is there an admission fee?
404
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,600
No. I'd love to take you.
405
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:09,040
I want you to know about
the drawings.
406
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:13,000
I may not fully understand them,
but I'm here for you...
407
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,400
..even if I am a bad dad.
408
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,840
A competent father could give more
409
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,520
but he could never give as much.
410
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,640
I managed to retrieve this.
411
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:36,120
# On a cross long ago
412
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:39,720
# Our Saviour died one day
413
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:44,920
# To save the souls of men
and wipe their sins away... #
414
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,160
Rachel!
415
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,800
Mum.
416
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,160
Why is your hair a
destructive plait?
417
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,320
Why are you scraping sick
off a tree?
418
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,480
I'll see you tomorrow.
419
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,400
# ..On your knees and pray
420
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:04,440
# That dark day our dear Lord
hung there
421
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,320
# His body filled with pain
422
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:10,280
# Around his head the thorns
did lay
423
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,760
# His blood did fall like rain
424
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:17,080
# He lifted up his head to God
425
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:20,040
# Beyond the sky so blue
426
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:23,400
# Forgive them, Father Jesus cried
427
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:26,640
# They know not what they do
428
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,360
# On a cross long ago
429
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:34,000
# Our Saviour died one day
430
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,840
# If for what he's done
you're thankful... #
431
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,320
David, I'm so glad you're here!
432
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:42,040
# ..Fall on your knees and pray. #
433
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,080
Welcome home.
434
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:49,920
Ooh! What happened to your finger?
435
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,240
Absolutely nothing.
436
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,880
The important thing is, I'm back
with it now
437
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:57,760
and I won't let our family stray
any further from the path.
438
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,840
How was the trailer?
439
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:03,000
Gone. What? We burnt it down.
It was great.
440
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,160
Got a surprise for you.
441
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,240
We stopped by the framer's
on the way home.
442
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,280
Is Jesus trying to kiss
John the Baptist?
443
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:12,960
We'll talk later.
444
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,840
Wow.
445
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,480
Nice eight-pack.
446
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:18,600
Yeah.
447
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:21,840
Come on, then.
448
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:45,120
OK, Aaron. Let's go see those
influential cubes.
449
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,280
MOUSE CLICKS
450
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:08,680
# On a cross a long ago
451
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:12,480
# Our Saviour died one day
452
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:19,080
# To save the souls of men
and wash their sins away
453
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:25,640
# Now, God had a reason for his Son
to die that day
454
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,920
# If for what he's done
you're thankful
455
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,160
# Fall on your knees and pray... #
456
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,520
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