All language subtitles for The Wrong Girl (2016) - S01E02 - Episode 2 (1080p PCOK WEB-DL x265 Panda).en

Kiss me back.

Are you sure you wanna do this?

We've been friends
for a really long time.

I think I missed part of the story.
Why was it a disaster?

He's been shagging someone else.

You're too scared to commit to anything.

You just wait, in 10 years' time,

you'll still be working
in a coffee shop.

Is this about you and me
hooking up the other night,

because if it is,
it really wasn't worth it.

This guy, Jack Winters.

A chef, totally hot, totally manly.

- I want you to come and do our show.
- Why?

Because if you don't,
I will lose my job.

- Tell her about garlic.
- What?!

Garlic's not used in this recipe.

Oh, shit.

I want you to listen carefully
and repeat after me...

Wow. Let's share it.

Do you wish we hadn't crossed that line?

No.

It was perfect.

That other woman I told you about,
Meredith...

...she's pregnant.

Oh.

Aha!

- Look at this.
- What's your plan?

My plan is... go in through here
and then I'll let you in...

- What are you...?
- Ah! Oh.

I don't think you're gonna fit
through that.

I can. I'll go in first.

I know how to get into small spaces.

I've done it heaps of times
in caves in South America.

Arms first like Superman.

Ah.

- Ah, yeah.
- Um...

You OK?

I think I'm stuck.

Take my skirt off.

I think it's the buckle that's
stopping me from getting through.

Ah, it's not your buckle.
It's more your...

- Just take off my skirt.
- I feel weird taking off your skirt.

Pity you didn't feel
weird about it the other night.

That is uncool.

What the hell is going on here?

- Ah.
- Hello?

- Hi.
- Hey.

I thought maybe you weren't coming.

Nah. Noodle night. Never miss it.

Hey, I'm...
I'm glad things are OK between...

...you know, us.

Me too.

Hey, let's pretend it never happened.

Let's move on, we're grown-ups.

What happened happened,
let's just pack it away.

You're right. Let's pack it away.

Why ruin a friendship based
on one five-minute mistake.

It was longer than five minutes.

- Not a lot longer.
- Quite a bit longer.

Anyway, you're right,
let's pack it away.

So, I need your advice about Meredith,

but if you don't want to
talk about it, I get it.

- I can talk about it.
- Really? Thank you.

Because I really need your help.

I don't know, exactly,

but I didn't think having a child
was a possibility.

I mean, I tried with my ex for years
and years and nothing happened.

And we were having sex night and day.

I mean, literally, we were doing it

every morning, every afternoon
and every night.

- Wow. Sounds like a lot of sex.
- It was!

And then, with you and I, you know,
we hardly ever really did it.

Well, we did a bit.

Yeah, but, you know, not a lot.

- And then... bang.
- Literally, huh?

Yeah.

So, what is this now?

What sort of relationship are we in?

Oh, well, it's a shock, isn't it,
for both of us?

So let's just sit with it for a while

and... ah, we can catch up
at the end of the week and...

Make some decisions.

My advice is...

...be completely honest.

OK, so I'll just say...
I don't want a child.

- Ever?
- I don't think so.

OK. Don't say that.

I'm changing my advice.
My advice is say nothing.

I think there's gonna be
an expectation that I will speak.

Then say very little.

I feel like I should lay
all our options on the table.

What are your options?

Well, the first option would be that we...
could not... proceed with the...

Do not say that.

So you're saying I shouldn't be honest?

I think it will help.

Now, Jack, tell us what delicious bites

will we be learning how to cook
next week?

I'm gonna show you dishes
you can make using ingredients

from your own garden that perhaps
you didn't even know you had.

Fantastic. I can't wait for that one.

Absolutely. Coming up tomorrow,
how to do yoga with your dog.

Do you know what?

I'm gonna bring in my little pooch
and I'm gonna give it a go.

Well, you should!

I imagine your dog brings you a lot
of joy on those cold winter nights,

so you wanna make sure you keep him
nice and flexible.

Hamilton, what about you?
You got any pets?

Well, if I did, Eric,
you'd be the last to know.

Hamilton likes to keep
his private life private.

Just from you, Eric.

Have a great weekend, everyone.

- See you tomorrow. Bye.
- Bye-bye.

And we're clear.

Eric, what was that about?

I was just playing off your comment.
In fact, I was making you look good.

How does implying I have sex
with my dog make me look good?

It shows you have a sense of humour.

Oh, yes, because everyone finds
bestiality hilarious.

- Hey.
- Hi.

Thanks for having me
at your place the other night.

- You're welcome. It was fun.
- You disappeared with your boyfriend.

Oh, no, Pete's not my boyfriend.
No, he's just a friend.

- We'll talk later.
- Yep.

- Well done on Jack.
- Thank you.

There's pretty much only one rule
in television,

keep the talent happy
and everything else follows.

What we're selling
is masculinity, a fantasy.

It's sex.
Sex at the beach, sex at sea...

- Sex while fishing.
- Exactly!

We are connecting good food,
health and hotness.

Mm. I love it.

Our research says that people
tuned in because it's Jack,

not because it's cooking,
not because it's food,

it's because he's handsome.

- So let's push that.
- I know that his focus is health.

He has some very strong feelings
about objectification.

Is that even a word?

- Yes.
- Get him over the line.

OK, everyone, thank you.

Lily, can you stay behind for a moment?

Listen, you know what's gonna
happen. Eric will read the press,

he'll see he's less popular
than Jack and start playing up.

I need you to produce him.

He's got an idea for a new segment,
make it happen.

Isn't Dale producing him?

He likes you. Make him feel like a star.

Every time a new man comes on the
show, his balls start to deflate.

Your job is to inflate them again.

So you want them fully inflated?

- Rock hard?
- I think so.

Hello?

Eric?

I'm in the shower.

Oh. Um...

Sorry. I'll come back in 10 minutes.

No, no. Come in.

Come into the bathroom.

Oh.

- OK.
- Yeah, come on. Have a seat.

Sasha tells me
we're gonna be working together.

I know.

I'm really looking forward to it.

Just between you and me,
I don't think Dale quite gets me.

Really? That surprises me.

You know what my real passion is?

Current affairs.

- I didn't know that.
- Oh, yeah.

Before I started doing breakfast,
I was a journalist.

Weren't you on
the Home Shopping Network?

Yes. That's right.

Dale's a good guy, don't get me wrong,

but... you just can't say everything
in 15 seconds.

It's like he times the introductions.

He does time them. We have to.

Yeah, but the thing is, some things
can't be said in 15 seconds.

Especially if you want to say them well.

Look, if there's a specific problem...

...maybe you should address
it with Dale, 'cause...

Listen to this...

politicians take advantage
of taxation loopholes.

Or...

...pollies polish off pathetic perks.

Which sounds better?

I don't really know what
the second one means, so...

But the second one sounds better
regardless of what it means.

And that's the thing about television.

It's... it's an aural medium.

It's about...

...it's about listening.

Isn't that radio?
I thought TV was visual.

I am so excited about working
with you, seriously.

You... you have what it takes.

Oh, come here.

Oh.

Just give us a moment, will you, mate?

- Ah, sorry, Nikkii said you were...
- Oh, no, please, don't apologise.

Just give us a moment.

Oh, what about us?!

Heh. Oh.

I was just coming to find you.

- I'm sorry about before.
- No. Don't worry about that.

- The door was open, so I didn't...
- Please, don't apologise.

I... have no relationship with Eric
other than a professional one.

OK.

I just wanted to make that
absolutely clear.

And you have succeeded.

I just wanted to give you the dishes
I'm planning to cook

as part of the promo shoot.

Thank you. I'll have everything there.

Ah, good.

Because Nikkii mentioned there
mightn't be any cooking in the promo,

which I thought was odd.

That's not what we're doing.
I'll talk to her.

Do you think we need to bother
with shirts at all?

Yes. He's wearing a shirt, Nikkii.
And he's cooking.

- He is a chef who wears clothes.
- OK.

So the look I'm thinking of for Jack
is just very cool, very sexy,

maybe just some dirty old jeans
with the top button undone.

- He's not an escort, Nikkii.
- Could be if he wanted to be.

Why would he want to be?

I'm just responding to our viewers,
they like him.

Let's give them what they want.

So?

So?

You first.

I've got nothing to report.

I think things are back on track
with me and Pete, but I don't know.

My question is not why did you
do it with Pete,

but why didn't you do it sooner?

I don't know.

Either he had someone or I did.

And... then we were so close.

We were friends.

What about you and the chef?
What happened?

- Oh... everything and nothing.
- What does that mean?

It means I think I've met the one,
which is the everything part,

but we didn't shag,
which is tragically the nothing.

Why didn't you shag?

Because I didn't want to rush things.

He didn't want to?

He wasn't ready to.
Which is very, very different.

I believe I've gone from
20-something hook-up

to 30-something settling down.

Now you're settling down with him?

Did you exchange numbers?

Yep.

When you say "exchange numbers",

did you put his number
in your phone and call him?

Yep.

I'm gonna text him.

I think we should go out
on an old-school date.

- I'm gonna ask him out.
- That's not old school.

What did you write?

"Wanna have dinner with me?"

- Any emojis?
- Kiss, wink and aubergine.

Confusing and vulgar.

I did the aubergine because he's a chef.

No, you didn't.

I can't stop thinking about him.

You're working with him. Suss him
out, tell me what you think.

I'm not gonna suss him out.

Oh!

That doesn't look like
my man, my man

My man doesn't have
a swagger like that

That doesn't look like my man...

Can we do it with the shirt off?

I think leave it on.

And cut.
Can we set up the kayak, please?

- You all good?
- When am I gonna cook something?

I'm onto it. How are we going for time?

Oh, we're fine, now Nikkii said
we could lose the barbecue stuff.

Put the barbecue back in?

We can't do the kayak and the cooking.

Take the kayak out
and put the barbecue back in.

OK.

Light up the barbie!

Why are we losing the kayak?

We're not promoting a chef
who doesn't cook.

That doesn't look like my man, my man

My man doesn't have
a swagger like that

That doesn't look like my man,
my man...

And cut! Let's go again.

Make sure you get some close-ups.

And make sure you get some wide shots.

That doesn't look like my man, my man

My man doesn't have
a swagger like that

That doesn't look like my man,
my man...

This summer I'll show you how to cook

freshly caught snapper on the barbecue.

Perfect for entertaining.

Cut. And we've wrapped.

Thanks, Jack. Thanks, everyone.

- Are you happy?
- More importantly, are you happy?

I am. Not as much cooking
in the promo as I expected.

There'll be a montage of
different shots of you,

but it will always
go back to the cooking.

Great.

I got an invitation to the launch party.
Are you bringing anyone?

No, no way. No. I don't mix
my private life with my work life.

- Really?
- Never.

Because I was gonna bring
Simone along. She texted me.

- But if that's not cool, then...
- No, no, it's fine. That's great.

You should bring her along.

Yeah, she's fun. Definitely invite her.

Definitely. Yeah, you should.

I'll call her, then.

Great.

Wow.

You can really see a lot of detail
on that thing.

Life size.

- He looks nice. How old's he?
- Do you like him?

Because I'm trying to find you
a boyfriend.

Please don't.

Well, you'll need one because Jack's
asked me to go to your launch party.

I know.

Do you think Jack and I
are a good match?

Dunno.

I don't know him very well, but...

But what?

He's very different to the type of
person you've been out with before.

He doesn't drink, he doesn't take drugs,

he's not a party guy.

That's exactly what I need.

- But that's not you.
- Could be.

Oh, my God. Look, it's Lucas.

- Why is he on Tinder?
- Ah, because you two broke up.

And he's a massive dickhead.

We all have our idiosyncrasies.

"Idiosyncrasies" you say?

Haven't you guys been to bed yet?

- Nope!
- Not planning to!

Hey. Jump in, Lil.
This is my new best friend Samantha.

Ah, it's Cassandra.

Lily! Lily!

It's Lucas and me.

Do you love it?

I'm going to bed.

Before you go, I just want to get
clear on your boyfriend preferences.

I don't want you to find me a boyfriend.

Now, is 65 too old, because that can
be a very good age for a man.

Yes.

OK. Change that.

And is it just men,

or can you finally open yourself up
to other choices?

OK. Change that too.

Hey, um, can I leave you in charge?

I feel terrible.

- What's wrong?
- Oh, it's just morning sickness.

Wow.

Did you just look at your watch
to see if it was still the morning?

No, I...

I looked at my watch to check
the time. And, yes, it's 3pm.

So, can you do it? You'll have to
stay and close up at eight.

I can't tonight. I've got to review
that band at the Corner Hotel.

Oh. No, that's fine. I can stay.

No, no, no, you go home.
You want me to walk you?

I'm gonna be sick again.

Yeah, definitely, definitely go home.

So we need all the top-off shots.

OK, John, I think this is the right mix.

This is the stuff we want.

- Really? I'd do way less of it.
- It's about balance, Nikkii.

He's a good-looking guy,
let's not shy away from that.

But it's not a dating show.

- I wish it was.
- It's not.

OK...

Top and tail it
with him at the barbecue,

get rid of all the close-ups on his
body and please lose the slow-mo.

I mean... we could try that.

I just... I think it's gonna work.

- Can you do that?
- Sure.

Hey, guys. Lily, I need you
to have a look at something for me.

I'll be five minutes.
I'm just finishing up in here.

I kind of need you now. It's urgent.

OK.

Just...

I'm really pushed for time, so...

I've been thinking about the
new segment and I've decided...

...to focus on climate change.

We already do a lot on that.

- But not from a personal perspective.
- That sounds amazing.

For example, if I want to
go on holiday to Fiji,

there are some islands I can't actually
go to now because they're sinking.

What if I book the holiday
and the island disappears?

Would I get my money back?

Probably, because I'd have
travel insurance, but...

...it would still be
pretty inconvenient.

What do you think?

Fantastic. I'll write something up
and you let me know what you think.

Great. Ah, before you go...

Um...

I had Alice work on something
for the new segment.

Alice, can you bring up the... you know.

Now...

...if we're going with climate change,

which amount of facial hair do you
think looks best?

That one.

- Really?
- Yep.

Please tell me you're
still coming tonight?

Um, Lily...

Lily.

What about this one?

That one's my favourite.

Um... it's good too.

They're... all...

I'm here... where are you?

Hi. I'm late. I'm so sorry.

Oh, thanks.

Work is a nightmare.

I'm trying to sort this promo
to keep the new chef happy

and Eric has this thing
about his facial hair.

It is doing my head in.

Wow, you have got problems.

I've got nothing going on
except 48 hours from now

I have to make a decision
that's going to affect me

until the day that I die.

And it's back to you.

So, how pregnant is Meredith?

I dunno. Not very.

So, you had sex with her
and with me in very close proximity.

- I thought we packed this away.
- We did.

We packed it away.

But... we didn't seal it.

- Oh, no.
- What?

It's Bernard the cock.

Hey.

Oh, my God. How are you? Are you good?

Are you reviewing tonight, eh?

Ah... why do you use air quotes?

Does 'reviewing' mean
something else to you?

- Using it in some sort of ironic way?
- Whoa! Calm down.

He's become a bit of a word Nazi
since I last saw him.

Um...

- Yeah.
- So who are you here for tonight?

I am here for an app. Yeah, music app.

That's what I do these days.

I just realised that
that's where the moolah is.

It's sort of paying really well.

Actually, I just remember
I sent you a friend request...

What time are you planning to close up?

Closing up now. Everything OK?

Just when you can,
make sure you accept it.

Give me a call.

Oh, I didn't know that you could...
Are you OK?

Yeah, I just have to call Meredith.

Perfect. That's cool.
We'll just hang in here.

Yeah, you do that. We'll just
hang in here. We'll chat.

- I'll... I'll go outside with you.
- Yeah.

I just remembered,
I've gotta talk to the roadie...

- Yeah, cool.
- Walk.

Hey, can I ask you something?

I want you to give me
your honest answer.

- What should I do?
- Oh, Pete.

Only you can know that.

Please.

I don't know if I'd be a very good dad.

- Silence is always a vote of confidence.
- No, I'm sorry.

You'd... you'd be a great dad.

It's just...

...I never expected we'd be having
this conversation.

You think I expected it?

I'm gonna call her.

Hey, is everything OK?
Just closing up now.

So... you haven't closed up yet?

- Nah... just closing up now.
- That's weird.

Because the alarm went off
and I'm here now.

So... where exactly are you?

Hiding in the fridge? Under the table?

OK, I'm clearly not there.
I'm at the gig.

That went way worse than I expected.

Really? 'Cause that went
exactly how I expected.

Let's go back in.

Sorry. No pass outs.

Oh, I don't want to pass out,
I want to pass in.

I'm press. I work for Live.

I've been in, went out to make
a call, now I want to go back in.

I don't know how you got out,
'cause there's no pass outs.

Clearly we did get out,
because we are quite literally out.

- You can't go back in.
- Can we buy two more tickets, then?

Nuh. Gig's full.

Well, we've already been in there,

so the gig can't be full.

In fact, it's technically less than
two full because we're out here.

Right.

How do you think
this conversation's gonna end?

- Look at this.
- What's your plan?

Ah! Oh!

- Ah... you OK?
- Ah.

I think I'm stuck.

Take my skirt off.

I'd feel weird taking off your skirt.

A pity you didn't feel weird
about it the other night.

Yeah, that is uncool.

OK, buckle.

- That's a tricky one.
- There's a zip.

- What is this thing?
- It's not that hard.

Pull!

I'm pulling.

Eh!

For God's sake!

What the hell is going on here?

Hello?!

You're lucky he didn't call the police.

- That looked really, really bad for you.
- You told me to take off your skirt.

I know, but you probably
shouldn't have done it.

He said you could have been charged
with assault.

Just... let me listen.

If I can hear it, I can
legitimately write about it, OK?

Hey...

...if you spend the night with someone

and they don't want to sleep with you,

even though you want to
have sex with them,

does it mean that A, they respect
you, so they want to wait?

B, that they want a slow burn?

Or C, they're just not that into you?

Who'd you have sex with?

It wasn't me, it was Simone.

- I don't know. Is this someone a man?
- Yes.

- Then, C.
- Interesting.

Why do you say that?

Because if I go to bed with someone,
I have sex with them. All men do.

Oh, no, they don't.

Yeah, they do.

Um... you and I have slept in
the same bed heaps of times

and we didn't have sex.

I always wanted to.

Ding-dong! It's me.

- Good night?
- Ah, very nice, yeah.

Yeah? Well, next time, Miss Lily,
you come with me, alright?

I can get you into any gig in town.
I would never leave you outside.

Oh, I don't mind being outside.

It's quite nice. It's actually
my location of choice.

Well, good to know. But if you ever
need work again, just let me know.

Give me a call. Uh, uh, uh.

Yeah? Oh, there you go.

I get offered so many shitty jobs
that I just don't want to do.

They're annoying, believe me.

But if you want to do it, I reckon
they'd be right up your alley.

Think about it, give me a call.
See you guys later.

Peace out.

Yeah, night.

Alright, so, I've been thinking
about what I want to say to Meredith

and this is where I'm heading, OK?

- Meredith, I want you to be happy...
- Don't say "but".

- How'd you know I was gonna say "but"?
- Go on.

- ...however...
- That's a fancy "but".

- What?
- You guys having sex again or something?

Er, my editor just texted.

Apparently there are some
new comments on the blog.

"There was a restless vibe
amongst the crowd

"like the vibe you get

"when you know for sure
something good's going to happen,

"but you don't know how good
and what exactly it's going to be."

That's cool.

"I was at that concert and that's
exactly what it was like."

"I don't even know this band
but they sound mighty."

- "Wish I was there."
- Scroll down.

- "Loved this concert, man."
- Scroll down.

"I'm surprised you didn't speak more
about their stage presence.

"Were you actually there?"

- Who's that from?
- The Scrutiniser.

- Might be the only one.
- Scroll down.

"Hard to review a band
when you're not actually there.

"This reviewer left at 7:55pm."

Bloody Bernard.

Oh, dear. That's my editor.

Hello.

I... no, I was there.

I just had to step outside
to make a call

and then they wouldn't let me
back in afterwards.

No, no, that's not right.

I could actually hear the whole thing...

No, I do take it seriously.

I couldn't take it any more seriously.

If I took it any more seriously I'd...

Yep. Sure.
I won't say 'seriously' again.

OK.

Yep.

- I'm gonna go.
- Don't go.

- What did your boss say?
- Ah...

I blew it.

- Hey!
- Hi.

Do you want me to do coffees
this morning?

Ah, no.

If you could do food,
that'd work better for me.

You know, if we're gonna have
any sort of a relationship...

...you can't lie to me.

- OK.
- Don't just say "OK," Pete.

- What do you want me to say?
- I want you to say what you think.

OK, here's what I think.

I think I shouldn't have lied to you.

I think I had to lie to you.

I'm trying to build a career,
I'm trying to offer you something.

I've got all these balls in the air.

Your coffee shop, my work,
you being pregnant,

me trying to figure out
what the hell I should do, and...

...balancing them all is like
balancing 20 plates on a chopstick.

It's impossible.

And even though I know it's impossible,

I'm still trying to do it because
obviously I'm a fucking idiot.

Listen up.

Welcome everyone to the celebration
of the new season

of The Breakfast Bar.

We're pretty excited about the year
that's coming up. Particularly Jack.

Yes!

Who's brought his culinary delights
to the show.

- Have you seen this?
- I saw a rough cut.

Have a look at the new promo
that's going to air next week.

It's going to be

a long, hot summer.

And nowhere's going to be as hot...

...as The Breakfast Bar.

Our new chef is sizzling.

Yes! That's what I'm talking about.

That... that's amazing.

You're a bloody good sport.
But, mate, hilarious.

Lil, that was sick as.

I loved how there was no actual
cooking in the segment.

It was kind of postmodern.

And a big round of applause to
Nikkii and Lily

who conceived the promo.

Oh, it was... it was mainly Nikkii.

We nailed it!

Yeah! Heeeeeey!

- Good promo.
- Thank you.

A bit misleading, but still... good.

- Whoo!
- Thank you.

Looks like someone's balls
have had a puncture.

I've got to go and talk to Jack.

Are you OK?

- Is that what you think of me?
- What?

That promo. Do you see
that's what I have to offer?

I think... your brand is very valuable

and I'm keen to promote it
in any way I can.

Stop talking like a TV producer.

I'm not a brand or a product,
I'm a person.

I made a promo that will bring
people to the breakfast show.

You looked hot, you are hot.

Is there anything wrong with that?
Everybody loves it.

I trusted you, and I believed you.

Why didn't you tell me you had no regard

for what I think or what I want?

You're overreacting.
It's beautiful. You should feel proud.

Well, I don't.
I feel stupid and embarrassed.

How do you feel?

- Hey.
- Hi.

Have you seen Jack?

Ah, yeah. He's just round the corner.

Oh. That's him. He wants to get going.

I said I'd drop him home.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Hi.

Are you OK?

I'm... I'm really sorry
about last night.

Look, I get it.

- Can I come in?
- Yeah.

Is this just a sex thing for you?

I don't know.

- Jack's not happy with the promo.
- Why not?

He thinks it's exploitative.
I think if we recut it...

We're not recutting.
The network love it. I love it.

You told me to keep the talent happy.

Look, the ship has sailed.
We're going with the promo.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Is your flatmate dating the chef?

Not really.

I take that as a yes.
Is this weird for you?

Why would it be?

Because having someone that hot
around that you can't touch,

that would send me crazy.

I don't see him that way.

Finding out I was pregnant
was a dream come true for me.

- And you made that happen.
- OK.

I'm 42 years old and my ex and I
tried IVF for 10 years,

it cost us a fortune.

We ended up with broken hearts
and no baby.

And... I'd accepted that
I wouldn't have a child.

And now I have one inside of me.

And you made that happen.

I need to know what... what you want.

'Cause this is our baby.
It's not just mine.

Er...

Getting pregnant was not
in my immediate plan.

Nor mine.

I just think that this is the wrong
time for me to have a child.

And what does that mean?

It means I care about you so much,

but...

...I'd like to work on
our relationship first

and then decide if we want a child.

Meredith, my dad was a shit father.

I don't want to repeat that.

Well, you should have
worn a condom, then.

Fair enough.

I've got a business and a life already,

and I can have a child on my own.

I don't need you.

So what's this conversation about?

It was supposed to be about you
deciding what level of involvement

you wanted to have in your baby's life.

Can't we take a step back and decide
if we even want a baby together?

No.

Vesper?

No, thanks.

Jack is making dinner.

That's a real treat.

- A famous chef making us dinner.
- Mm.

How is it for you two working
together? Are you enjoying it?

- It's fun.
- I'm not enjoying it.

The cooking promo made me feel like

Lily truly hasn't been listening to me.

I'm listening to you now.

Little late for that, don't you think?

Jack, I'm doing my best.

I'm trying to juggle your needs
against the show's needs

and I'm sorry if you're not happy,
but I'm doing my best.

I'm... gonna go to my mum's.

No, don't do that.

Look, this is your home.

Please stay and have dinner.

Don't tell me what to do.

So, Simone's going out with Jack.

The new chef on our show.

Ooh. I love him.

Settle down.

- And now Pete...
- Oh.

What is Pete up to?

Got this woman pregnant even though
they're not really together.

Wow.

Wait...

...wait a minute, was this
before or after you and Pete...

Before.

And after.

Who is this woman?

This older woman, Meredith.

She owns the coffee shop Pete works in.

Mum, if he has a baby,
our lives are gonna go like... that.

So, you wanna stay the night?

Yeah.

- Mum?
- Hm?

- Can I move back in with you?
- No.

- Hey, it's me.
- Hi.

So, the talk happened.

It was quick, no winners.

Lily, tell me, if you were pregnant...

- To... to you?
- Yeah, yeah, to me.

What would you want to hear?

Pete, I'm not Meredith.

No, no.
What would you, Lily, want to hear?

"I love you and I care about you

"and I'll support you in any way I can."

While the world
tries to find a global solution

to this environmental tragedy...

...I find my attention turns inward.

You know, it's not hard to remember
the Australia I used to know.

I spent my childhood mucking
around in creeks, climbing trees,

running through lush paddocks.

I didn't know you grew
up in the country.

- Geelong.
- Oh.

Have a look around now.

All gone.

All gone.

And now all I can say is...

...cry...

...my beloved country.

Cry.

- I love it.
- Thank you.

It's got everything...
drama, poetry, humour.

That was my idea.

But, hey, I didn't do it all on my own.

- And thank you, Lily.
- That's alright.

This could be something for prime time.

I'm seeing a special,
or even a series of specials.

- I love that idea! Don't you, Lily?
- Yeah.

- Leave it with me.
- OK.

Are we really doing
a series of specials?

Budgets are pretty tight at the moment.

Good work.

I think his balls
are well and truly inflated.

Thank you.

Hey!

That could not have gone better.
She loved it!

You and me, we're a good team.

Yes.

It's going to be a long, hot...

Hi, Eric.

- Alice.
- ...summer.

And nowhere is going to be as hot
as The Breakfast Bar.

I don't know how we managed to do it,

but we made Jack look hotter
than he already is.

He is gorgeous.

He's uber gorgeous.

Genetically blessed.

He's gonna bring
a whole new audience to the show.

Really? I don't think so.

Oh, he will. He definitely will.

I think what we've done with Jack is
capture, like, a star in the making.

Not sure about that.

Oh.

Oh.

Hey! Hey.

Um...

You know, I... really respect
the work you did on that promo.

Really. But don't you think
it's a bit...

...sexist.

I mean, how many shots were there
of that... guy with his shirt off?

Ah.

I hope I'm not overstepping
the mark, but...

But what?

I don't think a celebrity chef
should provoke us like that.

The focus should be on the hosts
of the show, you and Erica.

I'm not saying don't promote him,
I'm just saying...

...I don't know, maybe they have a plan.

What sort of plan?

- Don't know.
- What do you mean?

All I'm gonna say is it seems
a little bit strange to me

that someone who's just joined the show

is getting promoted in that way.

Do...

...do you think it's going
to damage my profile at all?

No. Not at all.

He may be hot but you have... gravitas.

He's not that hot.

Well played, my friend, well played.

Thank you.

- Hey.
- Mm. Ooh.

- Sorry.
- No, I'll get it. I'll get it.

- Hey.
- Mm.

What are you doing?

Oh, thanks.

OK.

Oof.

That feels nice.

Mm.

Hey, I love you and I'll support
you in any way I can.

OK? I'm not going anywhere.

And last but not least,
Jack's promo is not going to air.

What?! That promo was amazing!

There's no point arguing.

Eric has dropped his bundle
so Jack's promo is dead.

We're starting again. Put a shirt
on him and get him cooking.

And work up a new promo for Eric,
nothing with his shirt on.

Sure.

Seems his balls
were well and truly punctured.

You made the promo go away.

Yep.

- Did you like it?
- No.

But it's... not my job to make
those sorts of decisions.

Why didn't you tell me that?

- Doesn't matter what I think.
- It matters to me.

From now on, let's just be
completely honest with each other.

Yep.

Thank you.