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You paid this little asshole to talk to me.No. 9 00:00:22,884 --> 00:00:24,162 Hello, Memphis. 10 00:00:24,196 --> 00:00:25,542 Ben's the kind of guy 11 00:00:25,577 --> 00:00:26,854 who would steal his best friend's wife. 12 00:00:26,888 --> 00:00:28,856 I was your ex-wife when I met him. 13 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:30,961 You're the suckiest roommate I've ever had. 14 00:00:30,996 --> 00:00:32,963 Worse than the guy that married your wife? 15 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:36,036 ♪♪ 16 00:00:37,347 --> 00:00:38,728 Hey, Sam. 17 00:00:38,762 --> 00:00:41,179 ♪♪ 18 00:00:44,492 --> 00:00:48,393 Dr. Benson to admitting. Dr. Benson to admitting. 19 00:00:53,398 --> 00:00:54,882 Hell of a night, huh? 20 00:00:54,916 --> 00:00:56,090 Mmm. 21 00:00:58,955 --> 00:01:00,405 Bet you'll never guess what happened to me. 22 00:01:02,579 --> 00:01:06,376 Yeah, I went and mistook my thumb for a tenderloin again. 23 00:01:06,411 --> 00:01:08,068 You'd be surprised how often that happens. 24 00:01:09,862 --> 00:01:11,450 I used to say I was all thumbs. 25 00:01:11,485 --> 00:01:13,107 At this rate, I'll end up being no thumbs, right? 26 00:01:21,253 --> 00:01:22,703 Hey, nice bracelet. 27 00:01:23,635 --> 00:01:25,085 What are you, a fugitive or something? 28 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:30,642 Dr. Richard Kimble, like, grunge edition, rock 'n' roll guy? 29 00:01:31,229 --> 00:01:33,403 Excuse me. Miss? 30 00:01:34,370 --> 00:01:35,405 Nurse? 31 00:01:36,061 --> 00:01:37,683 H-How's my wife doing? 32 00:01:37,718 --> 00:01:38,960 I'm sorry. 33 00:01:38,995 --> 00:01:40,962 The doctor will be out to speak to you when he's, uh... 34 00:01:40,997 --> 00:01:42,136 When he's what? 35 00:01:43,551 --> 00:01:44,552 What's going on? 36 00:01:45,312 --> 00:01:46,796 Just... Just be patient. 37 00:01:46,830 --> 00:01:48,487 Everybody's doing the best they can. 38 00:01:54,838 --> 00:01:57,772 I guess that's why they call us...patients. 39 00:01:57,807 --> 00:01:59,257 They should call us inpatients. 40 00:01:59,291 --> 00:02:01,259 That way, it would be... Dude, shut the fuck up. 41 00:02:03,537 --> 00:02:08,438 Dr. Alexander to oncology. Dr. Alexander to oncology. 42 00:02:13,478 --> 00:02:15,100 Hey. 43 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,447 Look, I don't know you, and you don't know me, 44 00:02:17,482 --> 00:02:18,931 but I think I might be able to help. 45 00:02:20,519 --> 00:02:22,590 Hey, uh, I run a support group 46 00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:24,351 for people with drug and alcohol issues. 47 00:02:24,385 --> 00:02:27,837 I'm not... I'm not saying that you have one, all right? I don't know you. 48 00:02:27,871 --> 00:02:29,977 That boozy vapor might just be your... 49 00:02:30,011 --> 00:02:32,255 Your Jack Daniel's cologne or... 50 00:02:40,401 --> 00:02:42,334 Listen. Um... 51 00:02:42,369 --> 00:02:44,233 Listen, man, if you ever want to talk, 52 00:02:44,267 --> 00:02:46,787 just... Just talk, get some stuff off your chest... 53 00:02:48,029 --> 00:02:49,479 Look me up, okay? 54 00:02:49,514 --> 00:02:51,792 Nice to see you again, Ben. Yeah. 55 00:02:53,034 --> 00:02:55,865 Hey, uh, whatever happened tonight, 56 00:02:57,763 --> 00:02:59,351 doesn't mean your life is over. 57 00:03:01,353 --> 00:03:03,010 Could be just the beginning. 58 00:03:08,843 --> 00:03:10,983 ♪♪ 59 00:03:15,678 --> 00:03:16,817 Get out. 60 00:03:17,611 --> 00:03:19,129 Well, I-I am out. 61 00:03:19,164 --> 00:03:21,304 No, outside. Now. 62 00:03:21,339 --> 00:03:23,513 Okay. 63 00:03:23,548 --> 00:03:25,343 I told you he was gonna be like this. 64 00:03:25,377 --> 00:03:27,310 What... Wait, you're in cahoots with this? 65 00:03:27,345 --> 00:03:29,312 No. Loudermilk, he's got nowhere to go. 66 00:03:29,347 --> 00:03:31,556 I don't understand. Why can't he go home to my wife? 67 00:03:31,590 --> 00:03:32,764 Uh, ex-wife. 68 00:03:33,592 --> 00:03:35,767 And if it's any consolation, she's... 69 00:03:36,802 --> 00:03:38,425 She's my ex-wife now, too. 70 00:03:38,459 --> 00:03:40,910 That's zero consolation because I don't give a shit. 71 00:03:40,944 --> 00:03:42,670 Go sleep in your car for all I care. 72 00:03:42,705 --> 00:03:44,603 I would if you hadn't have lit it on fire. 73 00:03:44,638 --> 00:03:47,710 I wouldn't have lit it on fire if you hadn't fuckin' married my wife. 74 00:03:47,744 --> 00:03:49,332 Oh, my God. Dude, ex-wife. 75 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:50,747 Well, it's true, Loudermilk. 76 00:03:50,782 --> 00:03:52,059 You weren't even married to her anymore. 77 00:03:52,093 --> 00:03:53,578 How are you on his side? 78 00:03:53,612 --> 00:03:56,166 I'm... I'm not on anyone's side, okay? 79 00:03:56,201 --> 00:03:59,239 You're the one who's always preaching about accountability. 80 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:01,689 Well, he's here to be accountable. 81 00:04:01,724 --> 00:04:04,105 I don't hear any accountability. 82 00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:06,729 Okay. All right. Let's talk about it. Let's be accountable. 83 00:04:11,941 --> 00:04:14,357 You want me... Okay, I'll go first. 84 00:04:14,392 --> 00:04:18,534 I'm very sorry that I married your ex-wife. 85 00:04:20,708 --> 00:04:22,089 My turn? Please. 86 00:04:22,123 --> 00:04:23,884 Fuck you. Get out of here. 87 00:04:23,918 --> 00:04:25,403 - No, you know what? - I'm not leaving. 88 00:04:25,437 --> 00:04:26,956 You owe me. I owe you? 89 00:04:26,990 --> 00:04:29,441 Yeah. Oh, that's perfect. That's fuckin' perfect. 90 00:04:29,476 --> 00:04:30,994 I owe you? You owe me, man! 91 00:04:31,029 --> 00:04:33,652 I was there for you when you hit rock bottom! 92 00:04:33,687 --> 00:04:36,068 You had nowhere to go, and you called me, 93 00:04:36,103 --> 00:04:38,795 a stranger, a total stranger, 94 00:04:38,830 --> 00:04:41,142 and I kept you clean, man, all these years! 95 00:04:41,177 --> 00:04:43,144 You weren't even clean! Exactly! 96 00:04:44,456 --> 00:04:47,942 I-I was like... Jesus, you know, 97 00:04:47,977 --> 00:04:51,670 just absorbing all of your sins 98 00:04:51,705 --> 00:04:54,639 by drinkingeth ofeth your wine. 99 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,607 I-I-I'm confused. 100 00:04:57,642 --> 00:04:59,402 Is that before or after the passage 101 00:04:59,437 --> 00:05:01,301 where Jesus fucketh everyone's wife? 102 00:05:01,646 --> 00:05:03,579 Okay. 103 00:05:03,613 --> 00:05:05,305 Look. 104 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:06,754 Sam, come on. I... 105 00:05:07,548 --> 00:05:10,758 I made a huge mistake, all right? 106 00:05:10,793 --> 00:05:13,520 I-I was drinking. I wasn't clear-headed. 107 00:05:13,554 --> 00:05:16,108 You were my sponsor, Ben. 108 00:05:16,143 --> 00:05:19,491 You're supposed to give me guidance and support and friendship. 109 00:05:19,526 --> 00:05:20,837 Okay, look. 110 00:05:21,873 --> 00:05:24,600 I'm here admitting that I messed up. 111 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,981 Okay, Sam? Come on, I'm... 112 00:05:29,294 --> 00:05:32,193 You're the... I'm asking you for forgiveness. 113 00:05:33,022 --> 00:05:34,713 Grovel somewhere else, fatty. 114 00:05:34,748 --> 00:05:36,543 Loudermilk! Wow. 115 00:05:36,577 --> 00:05:38,855 That's beneath you, dude, but that's fine. Okay. 116 00:05:38,890 --> 00:05:40,685 I've always been just a little husky, 117 00:05:40,719 --> 00:05:42,134 but for you to bring that up, 118 00:05:42,169 --> 00:05:45,310 especially while I'm going through a divorce, that's just beyond the pale. 119 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,001 Uh, okay. What... Don't you want to know 120 00:05:47,036 --> 00:05:48,175 what happened with him and Memphis? 121 00:05:48,209 --> 00:05:49,728 I already know what happened. 122 00:05:49,763 --> 00:05:51,730 They got drunk, and then they got drunk again, 123 00:05:51,765 --> 00:05:53,111 and then they kept getting drunk, 124 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:54,526 and then the whole thing fell apart. 125 00:05:56,563 --> 00:05:59,048 Yeah. Pretty much. 126 00:05:59,082 --> 00:06:02,638 So, I got a call from Cutter's sponsor. 127 00:06:02,672 --> 00:06:05,641 Uh, he hasn't seen him in seven or eight weeks, 128 00:06:05,675 --> 00:06:07,470 and nobody seems to know where he is. 129 00:06:07,505 --> 00:06:10,128 So if any of you have had any kind of contact 130 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:11,750 or come across him or see him, 131 00:06:11,785 --> 00:06:13,718 you know, give me... Give me a call, please. 132 00:06:13,752 --> 00:06:15,823 Let me know. 133 00:06:15,858 --> 00:06:18,343 On a lighter note, I brought a couple of Sharpies with me. 134 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:21,208 Uh, for those of you who want to sign my cast, 135 00:06:21,242 --> 00:06:22,830 we can please do it after the meeting. 136 00:06:22,865 --> 00:06:25,005 You could line up in an orderly fashion, 137 00:06:25,039 --> 00:06:27,076 and just keep your writing as small as possible. 138 00:06:27,110 --> 00:06:30,320 I want to squeeze a lot of them in. Thanks. 139 00:06:30,355 --> 00:06:33,289 Sorry I'm late, but this is my busy season. 140 00:06:33,323 --> 00:06:35,533 Ah. Tax preparations?Tax preparation? 141 00:06:35,567 --> 00:06:37,500 I don't pay taxes. I'm a bookie. 142 00:06:37,535 --> 00:06:39,744 The NBA and NHL playoffs just started, 143 00:06:39,778 --> 00:06:42,160 which is my second-busiest time of year. 144 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:43,851 Hey, who do you like tonight? 145 00:06:43,886 --> 00:06:45,612 Celtics. Laying eight and a half against Toronto. 146 00:06:45,646 --> 00:06:48,408 Eight and a half's a lot, and Ibaka's on fire lately. 147 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:49,926 Doesn't matter. 148 00:06:49,961 --> 00:06:51,445 The Garden's gonna be rockin' tonight, 149 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,033 and Kyle Lowry's got a bad hammy. 150 00:06:53,067 --> 00:06:55,415 Lowry's injured? I didn't read that. 151 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:57,244 I got sources. 152 00:06:57,278 --> 00:06:59,039 Well, then can you put down a bet for me? 153 00:06:59,073 --> 00:07:00,420 $200 on Boston. No, no, no. 154 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:03,112 I'm not doing business in here. This is my happy place. 155 00:07:03,146 --> 00:07:05,217 Uh, ca... Can I catch you in the parking lot later? 156 00:07:05,252 --> 00:07:07,530 Absolutely. Who you thinkin' of going with? 157 00:07:07,565 --> 00:07:09,705 Oh, Celts. I never liked Raptors. 158 00:07:09,739 --> 00:07:11,983 Jesus. Did you fuck one of those, too? 159 00:07:12,017 --> 00:07:13,743 Okay, guys, we're barely functioning 160 00:07:13,778 --> 00:07:15,952 as a substance-abuse group here. 161 00:07:15,987 --> 00:07:18,610 We're not turning this place into a sports book. 162 00:07:18,645 --> 00:07:21,579 Gambling can be just as addictive as booze 163 00:07:21,613 --> 00:07:24,616 or drugs or poultry fucking. 164 00:07:24,651 --> 00:07:27,274 Listen, I-I'm gonna bet on the game, anyway. 165 00:07:27,308 --> 00:07:29,966 I might as well place the wager with somebody I trust. 166 00:07:30,001 --> 00:07:32,003 Do we actually trust Tony? 167 00:07:32,037 --> 00:07:33,487 I mean, use your heads. He's a bookie. 168 00:07:33,522 --> 00:07:35,800 That's like the third least-trustworthy profession, 169 00:07:35,834 --> 00:07:38,768 only behind politician and car salesman. 170 00:07:38,803 --> 00:07:40,839 Lawyers. Cops. 171 00:07:40,874 --> 00:07:43,152 And prostitutes. Total phoneys. 172 00:07:43,186 --> 00:07:44,740 They're like, "Oh, I'm so classy," 173 00:07:44,774 --> 00:07:46,638 and then you wake up, and your dick smells 174 00:07:46,673 --> 00:07:48,813 like a sea lion pooped on it. 175 00:07:48,847 --> 00:07:51,643 Oh, our people don't trust real-estate agents. 176 00:07:51,678 --> 00:07:52,989 Well, that checks out. 177 00:07:53,024 --> 00:07:54,991 But we do like to gamble. 178 00:07:55,026 --> 00:07:57,753 Hey, put me down a hundy for Boston. 179 00:07:57,787 --> 00:08:00,341 Yeah, me too. Make it a nickel. 180 00:08:00,376 --> 00:08:02,516 Uh, Boston on the money line... $200. 181 00:08:02,551 --> 00:08:04,138 Guys, think twice about this. 182 00:08:04,173 --> 00:08:06,555 Loudermilk, we get it. Gambling's bad. 183 00:08:06,589 --> 00:08:10,455 But this isn't gambling. This game is a stone-cold lock. Right, Tony? 184 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,525 Mmm. 185 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,527 See? Put me down for $20. 186 00:08:13,562 --> 00:08:14,666 Okay, I'm gonna do $40. 187 00:08:14,701 --> 00:08:16,772 On who? The winning team? 188 00:08:16,806 --> 00:08:17,945 All right, the Celts. 189 00:08:17,980 --> 00:08:20,845 Jesus Christ. 190 00:08:20,879 --> 00:08:22,467 All right. So we're all on the Celtics... 191 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:26,022 Mugsy, $250, uh, Stevie, $200, Claire $40, 192 00:08:26,057 --> 00:08:27,541 - and, uh... - Psst! Psst! 193 00:08:27,576 --> 00:08:29,854 Uh, four boxes of Tagalongs. 194 00:08:29,888 --> 00:08:32,581 There's three Thin Mints, two Do-si-dos. 195 00:08:32,615 --> 00:08:34,824 My niece is gonna win that trip to Disneyland this year. 196 00:08:34,859 --> 00:08:38,518 I hope you're not using our hall for gambling activities. 197 00:08:41,106 --> 00:08:43,902 You know, the first people Jesus threw out of the temple 198 00:08:43,937 --> 00:08:47,216 were the moneylenders and the Pharisees, 199 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:50,322 so angry was He to find His house of prayer 200 00:08:50,357 --> 00:08:52,152 turned into a den of thieves. 201 00:08:55,293 --> 00:08:57,571 Three boxes of Thin Mints on Boston. 202 00:09:04,267 --> 00:09:08,237 You sure we can afford this?For sure. 203 00:09:08,271 --> 00:09:10,584 Pulling in those fat stacks from Sounds and Grounds. 204 00:09:10,619 --> 00:09:13,173 Just don't go crazy, though. 205 00:09:13,207 --> 00:09:15,071 ♪ We don't take in We project... 206 00:09:15,106 --> 00:09:16,348 Good evening, everyone. 207 00:09:16,383 --> 00:09:18,592 Oh, Jesus. 208 00:09:18,627 --> 00:09:21,422 What? I'm just buying the guy a meal. He's broke. 209 00:09:21,457 --> 00:09:22,872 You couldn't have told me? 210 00:09:22,907 --> 00:09:26,048 I'm paying. Remember, this is my night? 211 00:09:26,082 --> 00:09:27,359 More importantly, you promised 212 00:09:27,394 --> 00:09:28,844 you wouldn't do anything to ruin it. 213 00:09:31,398 --> 00:09:33,607 ♪ It's a whole lot of nothing With everything in between ♪ 214 00:09:33,642 --> 00:09:37,611 You couldn't leave Waffles back at the mansion for two hours? 215 00:09:37,646 --> 00:09:40,580 Are you afraid he's gonna call his buddies for a poker game? 216 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:43,375 Oh, I love those paintings, though, right? 217 00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:45,412 You know, with the... You know, bulldog smoking a cigar? 218 00:09:45,446 --> 00:09:46,896 I mean, that's ridiculous, isn't it? 219 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:51,936 For your information, she's a certified therapy dog, 220 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:56,216 and she's more well-behaved than some of the patrons in here this evening. 221 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:59,771 E-Exactly what type of therapy is she providing right now? 222 00:09:59,806 --> 00:10:01,635 Emotional support. 223 00:10:02,153 --> 00:10:03,326 Well, Waffles, 224 00:10:03,361 --> 00:10:05,743 a grateful nation thanks you for your service. 225 00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:09,160 It's good to see you haven't changed much. 226 00:10:09,194 --> 00:10:11,403 Still jousting with strangers over absolutely nothing... 227 00:10:11,438 --> 00:10:13,095 ...only you've added dogs to your hit list, 228 00:10:13,129 --> 00:10:14,441 so that's good. 229 00:10:14,475 --> 00:10:16,443 First off, I've been giving dogs shit for years, 230 00:10:16,477 --> 00:10:18,618 and, second, she's the one who brought the God damn thing. 231 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,171 I'm just working him into the act. 232 00:10:20,205 --> 00:10:21,966 ♪ Or is it like when we're asleep 233 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,726 Have you folks decided? 234 00:10:23,761 --> 00:10:24,796 ♪ Seven, six... ♪ 235 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,766 Could we get the check, please?Right away. 236 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,838 Slow down, Sam. Can I at least get a coffee first? 237 00:10:31,872 --> 00:10:34,254 I mean, ever since I quit the booze, it's my only buzz. 238 00:10:34,288 --> 00:10:35,807 Fine. I'll wait outside. 239 00:10:35,842 --> 00:10:37,982 Oh, come on, Loudermilk. 240 00:10:38,016 --> 00:10:39,708 You're acting like a baby. 241 00:10:39,742 --> 00:10:42,918 Every day, you preach about owning up to your mistakes and asking for forgiveness, 242 00:10:42,952 --> 00:10:45,161 but when it comes to you, you can't forgive? 243 00:10:45,196 --> 00:10:47,992 ♪ I'm caught up in the middle 244 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,962 Okay. 245 00:10:52,997 --> 00:10:55,827 ♪ All I need is a little ol'... 246 00:10:55,862 --> 00:10:56,932 Ben... 247 00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:00,314 I accept your apology, 248 00:11:02,075 --> 00:11:03,386 and I forgive you. 249 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,011 ♪ I could be happy ♪ 250 00:11:07,045 --> 00:11:08,806 Wow. 251 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:11,463 That's... That's awesome. 252 00:11:11,498 --> 00:11:12,775 Thanks, man. 253 00:11:14,397 --> 00:11:15,467 So I'm back in? 254 00:11:15,502 --> 00:11:18,125 Fuck no. I forgive you of it. 255 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,127 Doesn't mean I have to live with you. 256 00:11:20,162 --> 00:11:21,646 I didn't even want to have dinner with you. 257 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,062 I-I have a lot of friends who never screwed me over. 258 00:11:24,097 --> 00:11:25,443 I'd rather spend my time with them. 259 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:26,858 Name one. Huh? 260 00:11:26,893 --> 00:11:28,998 Name one friend who hasn't screwed you over. 261 00:11:29,033 --> 00:11:31,691 I, uh... There's, uh, 262 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,245 Felix from the record store. What are you talking about? 263 00:11:34,279 --> 00:11:36,972 Felix banned you from the record store for an entire summer once. 264 00:11:37,006 --> 00:11:38,525 That's right. Damn it. 265 00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:41,666 I never screwed you over. Yeah, you did. 266 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,254 You ratted me out to your mother 267 00:11:43,288 --> 00:11:45,394 when I was giving you that tough-love thing when I first met you. 268 00:11:45,428 --> 00:11:47,189 Oh, what? That doesn't...You see? 269 00:11:47,223 --> 00:11:48,569 She screwed you over. 270 00:11:48,604 --> 00:11:50,054 She still lives in your apartment. 271 00:11:50,088 --> 00:11:51,503 People screw each other over all the time. 272 00:11:51,538 --> 00:11:54,748 Families hate each other, but they still live together in harmony. 273 00:11:54,783 --> 00:11:57,026 No. You're not moving back in. 274 00:11:57,889 --> 00:12:00,305 ♪♪ 275 00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:03,205 121-93! What a blowout! 276 00:12:03,239 --> 00:12:04,551 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 277 00:12:04,585 --> 00:12:05,932 Papa's gettin' a brand-new hat! 278 00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:09,452 I'm getting new shag carpet for my van! 279 00:12:09,487 --> 00:12:12,076 Ooh! I'm getting a massage. 280 00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:13,491 Happy ending? 281 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:14,872 Not for her. 282 00:12:14,906 --> 00:12:16,114 Ohh! 283 00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:21,533 You guys seem pretty happy to see me. 284 00:12:21,568 --> 00:12:22,845 Yeah. Come on. 285 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,088 All right. Roger, $500. 286 00:12:24,122 --> 00:12:25,296 Stevie, $200. 287 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:26,711 Mugsy, a deuce and a half. 288 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,127 Ed, $69. New Guy, $200. 289 00:12:29,162 --> 00:12:30,750 Claire, I owe you $40. 290 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:33,407 Cloud, $100. Cisco, $20. 291 00:12:33,442 --> 00:12:34,857 This is like free money. 292 00:12:34,892 --> 00:12:36,445 I don't understand why everyone doesn't do this. 293 00:12:36,479 --> 00:12:37,791 Yeah. Whoo! 294 00:12:37,826 --> 00:12:41,036 Yes, gambling is a nonstop frenzy of fun and riches. 295 00:12:41,070 --> 00:12:44,280 Nothing can go wrong when you start gambling. 296 00:12:44,315 --> 00:12:46,558 Can we, uh, get on with the meeting?Uh, da, da, da, da, da, da. 297 00:12:46,593 --> 00:12:48,871 Hey, Tony, who's your smart money on tonight? 298 00:12:48,906 --> 00:12:51,460 Listen to you. "Smart money." I'm so proud. 299 00:12:51,494 --> 00:12:53,565 All right, look, I have some inside medical knowledge 300 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,498 that Phoenix's big man has a hinky knee, 301 00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:58,398 and he's keeping it a secret because of a contract extension. 302 00:12:58,432 --> 00:13:00,745 Laying four and a hook with their big man down, 303 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,057 I'm heavy on the road dog. 304 00:13:02,091 --> 00:13:03,265 I'll go again, and double me up. 305 00:13:03,299 --> 00:13:04,335 Yeah, yeah, me too! Me too! 306 00:13:04,369 --> 00:13:05,612 Yeah, I'm in. Me too. 307 00:13:05,646 --> 00:13:07,234 All right. You're all in, double. 308 00:13:07,269 --> 00:13:08,960 Oh, hey, Father. 309 00:13:08,995 --> 00:13:11,238 I have, uh, a little something for the children of Seattle. 310 00:13:11,273 --> 00:13:12,826 Bless you, young man. 311 00:13:12,861 --> 00:13:15,415 You want in for tonight? Uh, no. 312 00:13:15,449 --> 00:13:18,004 What do I look like, an addict? 313 00:13:19,488 --> 00:13:21,145 Bye-bye. 314 00:13:21,179 --> 00:13:24,079 Lakers working it back inside, and they're coming up... 315 00:13:24,113 --> 00:13:26,633 I can't believe you're actually watching the game tonight. 316 00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,255 It's a good feeling to bet. 317 00:13:28,290 --> 00:13:31,465 You know, it's not that different from drugs, but it's a safer high. 318 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,019 There's another one there. Oh, really? 319 00:13:33,053 --> 00:13:34,192 Unbelievable. Yeah. 320 00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:35,849 The final score from Phoenix... 321 00:13:35,884 --> 00:13:38,887 Suns, 98, Los Angeles Lakers, 84. 322 00:13:38,921 --> 00:13:40,095 No! 323 00:13:40,129 --> 00:13:41,372 What the fuck? 324 00:13:41,406 --> 00:13:43,926 Tony said it was a stone-cold lock.I know. 325 00:13:43,961 --> 00:13:46,101 What's the world coming to when you can't trust 326 00:13:46,135 --> 00:13:47,930 an alcoholic degenerate gambler? 327 00:13:47,965 --> 00:13:49,069 Fuck! 328 00:13:49,104 --> 00:13:51,278 ♪♪ 329 00:13:51,313 --> 00:13:52,832 All right. Perk up. 330 00:13:54,212 --> 00:13:57,388 It's like I'm sitting in a roomful of zombies. 331 00:13:57,422 --> 00:13:59,666 No Tony? We're going without him. 332 00:14:02,427 --> 00:14:04,844 Oh. Speak of the devil. 333 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:07,294 Uh, put that bastard on speakerphone, please. 334 00:14:07,329 --> 00:14:08,606 Yeah, okay. 335 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,471 Hey, Tony. You're on speaker. 336 00:14:11,505 --> 00:14:14,163 Hey. Hey, "Mr. Hinky Knee." 337 00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:15,647 Look, everyone, I'm really sorry. 338 00:14:15,682 --> 00:14:17,649 Usually, the intel I get is pretty reliable. 339 00:14:17,684 --> 00:14:18,961 If it makes you feel any better, 340 00:14:18,996 --> 00:14:20,687 I lost more money than all of you combined. 341 00:14:20,721 --> 00:14:22,654 That does make me feel better. 342 00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:25,623 Anyway, I need the money today. This guy's up my ass. 343 00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:28,005 Today? Like, you mean real soon? 344 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:29,592 No, today-today. 345 00:14:29,627 --> 00:14:32,078 Well, listen, I had like 30 bucks this morning, 346 00:14:32,112 --> 00:14:33,942 but I needed gas and doughnuts. 347 00:14:33,976 --> 00:14:36,876 Yeah, yeah, I just paid the rent, man, so I'm tapped out. 348 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,394 You guys aren't hearing me. 349 00:14:38,429 --> 00:14:41,811 We owe a crazy man a lot of dough now, today. 350 00:14:41,846 --> 00:14:43,261 Well, how is that even possible? 351 00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:45,332 We just lost the bet yesterday. 352 00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:47,748 I-Isn't there some sort of gambler's grace period? 353 00:14:47,783 --> 00:14:50,682 Normally, yeah, but, well, I've been kind of on a bad run, 354 00:14:50,717 --> 00:14:51,752 and I owe him for a whole month. 355 00:14:51,787 --> 00:14:53,444 Yeah, well, maybe you should've mentioned that 356 00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:55,377 when you brought us all in on this, huh? 357 00:14:55,411 --> 00:14:56,757 I'm pretty sure I did. 358 00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:59,450 Anyway, this guy, Hanky Klocko, he doesn't fuck around. 359 00:14:59,484 --> 00:15:00,761 That's why I'm not at the meeting. 360 00:15:00,796 --> 00:15:02,108 I can't even go back to my house. 361 00:15:02,142 --> 00:15:04,110 I've been living in a storage locker for a week now. 362 00:15:04,144 --> 00:15:05,732 Who the hell's Hanky Klocko? 363 00:15:05,766 --> 00:15:07,113 I'll tell you who he is. 364 00:15:09,115 --> 00:15:12,877 Hanky Klocko is a big player in the Seattle mob. 365 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,776 Charlie? What are you doing here? 366 00:15:15,811 --> 00:15:18,020 Wait a minute. There's a Seattle mob? 367 00:15:18,055 --> 00:15:19,297 You bet your ass. 368 00:15:19,332 --> 00:15:21,265 And my boss, Hanky Klocko, 369 00:15:21,299 --> 00:15:23,715 he's tight with all the families. 370 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,235 H-How the hell did you end up working with a mobster? 371 00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:29,238 I started in the mailroom and worked my way up, asshole. 372 00:15:29,273 --> 00:15:32,483 Seriously, Charlie, how'd you get mixed up with bad guys? 373 00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:34,105 Hanky Klocko is a good man. 374 00:15:34,140 --> 00:15:37,798 He gives everyone in the neighborhood turkeys at Christmas. 375 00:15:38,627 --> 00:15:40,215 Okay, so he gives out turkeys. 376 00:15:40,249 --> 00:15:42,907 Other than that, how is he a good man? 377 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,290 Every Christmas, he has his guys pull up in a truck, 378 00:15:46,324 --> 00:15:47,774 and they pass out free turkeys. 379 00:15:47,808 --> 00:15:49,086 Yeah, I got that. 380 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,122 The... The mob kills people, okay? 381 00:15:51,157 --> 00:15:52,468 He's part of the mob. 382 00:15:52,503 --> 00:15:54,436 How d... How... How is he a good man? 383 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:57,266 I'm gonna say this slow for you... 384 00:15:57,301 --> 00:15:59,406 Turkeys at Christmas! 385 00:15:59,441 --> 00:16:02,789 Listen, we all work for Hanky Klocko, 386 00:16:02,823 --> 00:16:05,447 whether you know it or not. 387 00:16:05,481 --> 00:16:07,518 Me? I do collections. 388 00:16:07,552 --> 00:16:10,245 You? You pay the bills. 389 00:16:10,279 --> 00:16:14,214 And I also send messages, and here's one... 390 00:16:14,249 --> 00:16:16,976 Hanky's not happy. 391 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:20,427 He wants four boxes of ziti plus the vig. 392 00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:26,640 How tough can they be if Charlie's their bag man? 393 00:16:26,675 --> 00:16:29,367 You think this is funny, Fish Hooks? 394 00:16:29,402 --> 00:16:33,751 I promise you, you mess with Hanky, he messes back. 395 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:37,099 Hanky's gonna give you whiny douchebags until tomorrow, 396 00:16:37,134 --> 00:16:39,860 but then he's personally coming to collect. 397 00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:43,278 ♪♪ 398 00:16:50,975 --> 00:16:52,390 Tony. Jesus, Loudermilk! 399 00:16:52,425 --> 00:16:54,047 You scared the bejesus out of me. 400 00:16:54,082 --> 00:16:55,152 You sure no one followed you? 401 00:16:56,601 --> 00:16:59,328 How the fuck do I know? Am I Jason Bourne? 402 00:16:59,363 --> 00:17:01,020 How's it coming with the money? You get it? 403 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,469 Not exactly, but I told you, 404 00:17:02,504 --> 00:17:03,850 I got a foolproof plan to get the dough. 405 00:17:03,884 --> 00:17:05,369 Uh-huh. What's that? 406 00:17:05,403 --> 00:17:07,819 I got a milk carton full of albums in here. 407 00:17:07,854 --> 00:17:09,545 Check 'em out. 408 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,377 Steven Seagal recorded an album? 409 00:17:13,411 --> 00:17:15,103 Nine, but I could only get three 410 00:17:15,137 --> 00:17:16,311 plus a couple of Japanese imports. 411 00:17:16,345 --> 00:17:18,002 That's got to be worth something, right? 412 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,418 Including the milk crate, um... 413 00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:21,695 30 bucks? 414 00:17:21,730 --> 00:17:23,594 I'm fucked! 415 00:17:23,628 --> 00:17:27,529 No, Tony, the whole group is fucked, okay? 416 00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:29,462 What happens if this Klocko guy 417 00:17:29,496 --> 00:17:31,360 comes by the meeting room to collect? 418 00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:32,534 Well, that's why I'm in here. 419 00:17:32,568 --> 00:17:34,018 Yeah, but what about them? 420 00:17:34,605 --> 00:17:36,262 Who? The group! 421 00:17:36,296 --> 00:17:38,402 Well, I don't have enough room in here, if that's what you're asking. 422 00:17:41,336 --> 00:17:42,820 What the hell is he doing here? 423 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:43,924 I live here. 424 00:17:44,684 --> 00:17:45,857 You live here? 425 00:17:45,892 --> 00:17:47,721 Oh. Yeah, you must not have heard. 426 00:17:47,756 --> 00:17:49,102 I got kicked out of my apartment. 427 00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:50,448 You didn't get kicked out. 428 00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:51,898 You moved out to marry my fuckin' wife. 429 00:17:51,932 --> 00:17:53,762 Oh, my God. Ex-wife! 430 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,764 Okay. O... 431 00:17:55,798 --> 00:17:58,077 So, how did the two of you get hooked up? 432 00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,699 Grindr. 433 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:03,806 No. Claire. 434 00:18:03,841 --> 00:18:05,153 She called me and said Ben needed a place, 435 00:18:05,187 --> 00:18:06,257 and I needed help with the rent. 436 00:18:06,292 --> 00:18:08,259 Yep. Win-win. 437 00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:09,640 Did you tell your roommate 438 00:18:09,674 --> 00:18:11,262 that there's a madman who's trying to kill you? 439 00:18:11,297 --> 00:18:12,953 Yes. That's why he doesn't pay utilities. 440 00:18:14,162 --> 00:18:15,956 Pretty good school district, too. 441 00:18:15,991 --> 00:18:17,751 And he didn't require first and last so... 442 00:18:17,786 --> 00:18:19,443 Do you guys even have a bathroom? 443 00:18:19,477 --> 00:18:20,720 Not regulation. 444 00:18:20,754 --> 00:18:22,411 We got a coffee can with some Lysol in it. 445 00:18:22,446 --> 00:18:24,827 Think you'd be better off getting shot in the head. 446 00:18:25,932 --> 00:18:27,727 All right. 447 00:18:27,761 --> 00:18:29,936 I'm gonna take a shit. 448 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,458 Little privacy, please. 449 00:18:40,464 --> 00:18:41,672 It's not ideal. 450 00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:45,469 ♪♪ 451 00:18:45,503 --> 00:18:48,161 My name is Hanky, and I'm an alcoholic, 452 00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:49,507 but that's not why I'm here. 453 00:18:50,439 --> 00:18:51,992 Hey, Hanky. 454 00:18:52,027 --> 00:18:54,063 I'm looking for a deadbeat bookie named Tony 455 00:18:54,098 --> 00:18:55,582 and you welching motherfuckers. 456 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,757 Uhp! 457 00:18:58,551 --> 00:19:00,311 Get the fuck back here, fuckbag. 458 00:19:02,279 --> 00:19:04,177 Oh. There's my seat. 459 00:19:13,635 --> 00:19:14,946 Where's my money? 460 00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:20,849 Where's my fuckin' money? 461 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,957 Um... 462 00:19:25,992 --> 00:19:30,341 W-with all due respect, Godfather, 463 00:19:30,376 --> 00:19:33,965 uh, this is a conversation for a different time and place. 464 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,622 We're... We're a group of people here 465 00:19:35,657 --> 00:19:37,521 trying to work through our problems. 466 00:19:39,005 --> 00:19:40,903 Oh. 467 00:19:40,938 --> 00:19:42,215 Oh, I see. 468 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,149 You guys are trying to get real, 469 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,978 trying to make yourself whole. 470 00:19:48,808 --> 00:19:50,499 Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to do that, too. 471 00:19:51,845 --> 00:19:54,745 But if you don't pay me within 24 hours, 472 00:19:54,779 --> 00:19:57,161 it is gonna be really hard to make yourself whole again 473 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,336 after I chop your fuckin' faces off. 474 00:20:00,406 --> 00:20:03,719 W... I-Is he... Is he threatening us? 475 00:20:04,927 --> 00:20:06,757 Claire, pipe... Pipe down, please. 476 00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:09,829 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought he was threatening us. 477 00:20:09,863 --> 00:20:11,417 No, Claire... Claire's right. 478 00:20:11,451 --> 00:20:13,660 You... You can't come in here threatening people's lives 479 00:20:13,695 --> 00:20:15,973 over, what is it, $1,100, $1,200? 480 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:18,424 What have you been drinking? 481 00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:20,046 I'm owed 72 large. 482 00:20:20,771 --> 00:20:22,048 You got a beef. 483 00:20:22,082 --> 00:20:24,602 Charlie said we owed you 12 boxes of ziti. 484 00:20:24,637 --> 00:20:26,052 We figured that was 1,200 bucks. 485 00:20:26,915 --> 00:20:28,848 He's a kook. What can I say? 486 00:20:28,882 --> 00:20:30,884 It's still 72 grand. 487 00:20:30,919 --> 00:20:34,163 Well, most of the debt is Tony's, r-right, sir? 488 00:20:34,198 --> 00:20:36,373 You just worry about yourself, duckturd. 489 00:20:36,407 --> 00:20:38,133 You want to sing and dance, you got to pay the band. 490 00:20:39,859 --> 00:20:42,379 This is your final warning. 491 00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:43,932 I'll be back tomorrow for my money. 492 00:20:48,454 --> 00:20:50,732 Oh. 493 00:20:50,766 --> 00:20:55,357 Don't even think about running because it's just like booze for you guys... 494 00:20:55,392 --> 00:20:59,050 Once you start, you can never stop. 495 00:21:00,535 --> 00:21:02,916 ♪♪ 496 00:21:02,951 --> 00:21:04,987 Yeah, can you connect me to the blood bank? 497 00:21:05,022 --> 00:21:06,575 Can you please get me there stat? 498 00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:08,991 Whatever term you use, could you please get me there right away? 499 00:21:09,026 --> 00:21:10,959 Oh, it's the same place? Okay, cool. 500 00:21:11,787 --> 00:21:13,375 Okay, I-I'll... 501 00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:15,274 The fuck is duckturd doing here? 502 00:21:15,998 --> 00:21:18,346 He followed me home. He's scared. 503 00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:19,899 Is that my shirt? 504 00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:22,177 Yeah. Your boxers, too. 505 00:21:22,211 --> 00:21:24,904 He sweated through everything he was wearing, and he was shivering. 506 00:21:24,938 --> 00:21:26,733 He's okay now. He took a bath. 507 00:21:26,768 --> 00:21:28,183 We have a bath? 508 00:21:28,217 --> 00:21:31,013 Oh, hi. H-How much do you pay for a pint of blood? 509 00:21:32,946 --> 00:21:35,846 Oh, that's fair. Um, what's the most I could give? 510 00:21:37,779 --> 00:21:38,987 I can't do two? 511 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,955 Oh, I don't mind. I could use the sleep. 512 00:21:44,544 --> 00:21:46,512 Okay, that'll do. Um... 513 00:21:46,546 --> 00:21:49,308 Oh, hey, can you connect me to the sperm lady, please? 514 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:50,999 New Guy, take my shirt off. 515 00:21:51,033 --> 00:21:53,104 What? I'm trying to move some jizz. 516 00:21:53,139 --> 00:21:55,314 Seattle police are investigating...Yes, I'll hold. 517 00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:59,801 ...an abandoned, bloody car belonging to alleged mob boss Hanky Klocko. 518 00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:02,976 Hey, guys, check it out. 519 00:22:03,011 --> 00:22:05,600 We're switching live to Janine Ray on location. 520 00:22:05,634 --> 00:22:07,326 The investigators are reporting 521 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:10,501 that a local businessman with suspected underworld ties, 522 00:22:10,536 --> 00:22:12,710 Henry V. Klocko, 523 00:22:12,745 --> 00:22:15,195 is missing and presumed dead. 524 00:22:15,230 --> 00:22:16,680 I'll call you back, Sperm Lady. 525 00:22:16,714 --> 00:22:18,716 Mr. Klocko is well-known to authorities...That's our guy, right? 526 00:22:18,751 --> 00:22:20,960 In a Prius? That seems odd. 527 00:22:20,994 --> 00:22:23,307 Mobster in a Prius? 528 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,896 Now, Mr. Klocko's blood-splattered vehicle 529 00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:28,036 right behind me here was found 530 00:22:28,070 --> 00:22:31,384 in the Sand Point neighborhood of Seattle. 531 00:22:31,419 --> 00:22:35,630 Anyone with information is being asked to contact Seattle PD. 532 00:22:36,769 --> 00:22:39,254 All right. New Guy, I guess you can go home now. 533 00:22:40,255 --> 00:22:41,877 Well, didn't they say presumed dead? 534 00:22:41,912 --> 00:22:45,502 Get the fuck out. And you can keep my boxers. 535 00:22:45,536 --> 00:22:47,158 But I want mine back. 536 00:22:47,193 --> 00:22:48,988 Yeah, they're... They're soaking in your kitchen sink. 537 00:22:49,022 --> 00:22:51,577 ♪♪ 538 00:22:51,611 --> 00:22:54,856 A-Anyway, I feel really shitty that I put you all in harm's way. 539 00:22:55,857 --> 00:22:57,962 But the good news is Hanky Klocko's dead, 540 00:22:57,997 --> 00:22:59,930 and our debt will be buried with him forever. 541 00:22:59,964 --> 00:23:03,243 That's good news, that someone died? 542 00:23:03,278 --> 00:23:05,936 Well, yeah, that's the best bad news I've ever heard. 543 00:23:06,902 --> 00:23:08,870 So, uh... 544 00:23:08,904 --> 00:23:10,250 Did you do it, Tony? 545 00:23:10,285 --> 00:23:11,459 What? 546 00:23:11,493 --> 00:23:12,908 Kill the guy. 547 00:23:12,943 --> 00:23:16,118 What? No! I faint at the sight of blood. 548 00:23:16,153 --> 00:23:17,568 Oh, really? You seemed pretty comfortable 549 00:23:17,603 --> 00:23:19,052 when Mugsy had that dart in his skull. 550 00:23:19,087 --> 00:23:20,537 That's because I was sitting down. 551 00:23:20,571 --> 00:23:22,504 Guys, Tony didn't kill anybody. 552 00:23:22,539 --> 00:23:23,609 Did you, Tony? 553 00:23:23,643 --> 00:23:25,093 Look, I was with Ben all night. 554 00:23:25,127 --> 00:23:26,853 You can ask him. It was Taquito Tuesday. 555 00:23:26,888 --> 00:23:29,408 Besides, you all owed him money, too. 556 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:33,204 Hey, Mugsy had the most to gain. You owed him 500 bucks. 557 00:23:33,239 --> 00:23:35,414 Hey, fuck you, you little worm. 558 00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:36,760 Where were you last night? 559 00:23:36,794 --> 00:23:38,278 I have an airtight alibi. 560 00:23:38,313 --> 00:23:39,970 I was taking a bath at Loudermilk's. 561 00:23:40,004 --> 00:23:41,765 Unfortunately, that checks out. 562 00:23:41,799 --> 00:23:43,042 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 563 00:23:43,076 --> 00:23:45,562 Why was a grown-ass man taking a bath in your apartment? 564 00:23:45,596 --> 00:23:46,632 He shit himself. 565 00:23:46,666 --> 00:23:50,290 Uh... S-sorry, New Guy. 566 00:23:50,325 --> 00:23:52,707 He shit himself, and you let him use our bathtub? 567 00:23:52,741 --> 00:23:54,260 You didn't even know we had a bathtub. 568 00:23:54,294 --> 00:23:55,779 - Oh, my God. - Hey, wait a second. 569 00:23:55,813 --> 00:23:58,195 What about Roger? You bet more than me. 570 00:23:58,229 --> 00:24:01,094 Me? Ha! I'm British. 571 00:24:01,923 --> 00:24:04,339 Cloud, why are you so quiet? 572 00:24:04,373 --> 00:24:06,548 Well, I'm... I'm always pretty quiet. 573 00:24:08,136 --> 00:24:10,449 Why are you staring at the ground like that, then? 574 00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:15,488 Just embarrassed 'cause New Guy shit his pants. 575 00:24:15,523 --> 00:24:18,215 Besides, if anybody's got the shifty eyes of a killer, 576 00:24:18,249 --> 00:24:20,562 it's Ed. I do not! 577 00:24:20,597 --> 00:24:22,253 Maybe it was blabbermouth Claire!What? 578 00:24:22,288 --> 00:24:24,635 I was helping you with your shit pants, you idiot. 579 00:24:24,670 --> 00:24:26,188 Why not Cisco? He looks like a punk. 580 00:24:26,223 --> 00:24:29,019 Me? I'm not the one with the Silence of the Lambs van, Mugsy. 581 00:24:29,053 --> 00:24:31,780 Hey, you leave my van out of this. 582 00:24:31,815 --> 00:24:33,333 And how come nobody's talking about Stevie? 583 00:24:33,368 --> 00:24:35,922 Please, man! I ain't the one with an untraceable harpoon. 584 00:24:35,957 --> 00:24:37,061 For God's sake. Yes, that's right. 585 00:24:37,096 --> 00:24:38,269 First of all... You know what? 586 00:24:38,304 --> 00:24:39,581 The fact... This whole thing started... 587 00:24:39,616 --> 00:24:40,927 You were... You were... 588 00:24:46,657 --> 00:24:49,142 You're a fuckin' loser, dude! I did it. 589 00:24:49,177 --> 00:24:51,973 You're a loser. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 590 00:24:52,007 --> 00:24:53,837 Whoa! Quiet! 591 00:24:56,529 --> 00:24:57,599 Huh? 592 00:24:59,877 --> 00:25:01,154 It was me. 593 00:25:02,708 --> 00:25:04,226 What was you? 594 00:25:04,779 --> 00:25:06,297 ♪♪ 595 00:25:07,126 --> 00:25:09,887 You know. Killed him. 596 00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:15,686 No. 597 00:25:18,171 --> 00:25:20,380 W... I don't... Why? 598 00:25:20,415 --> 00:25:21,968 You didn't owe him any money. 599 00:25:23,073 --> 00:25:26,697 He threatened our group, my sober family. 600 00:25:28,665 --> 00:25:30,977 Who is this guy? I don't know. 601 00:25:31,012 --> 00:25:33,255 He's only been coming here a couple of years. 602 00:25:35,603 --> 00:25:37,156 So you killed him? 603 00:25:38,398 --> 00:25:41,988 I thought it through from every angle. 604 00:25:42,023 --> 00:25:43,334 It was our only option. 605 00:25:44,197 --> 00:25:46,648 Or we could have paid him. 606 00:25:47,994 --> 00:25:49,582 None of you had the money. 607 00:25:51,619 --> 00:25:55,761 And he was a bad man, just like my dad. 608 00:25:55,795 --> 00:25:57,417 ♪♪ 609 00:25:57,452 --> 00:25:59,074 I did it for you guys. 610 00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:03,596 Needless to say, 611 00:26:03,631 --> 00:26:05,909 I'm hoping this can stay in the room. 612 00:26:06,944 --> 00:26:08,428 Oh. Totally. Yeah. 613 00:26:08,463 --> 00:26:10,499 Yeah. No, my lips are...Yeah. 614 00:26:10,534 --> 00:26:12,743 See you guys. 615 00:26:13,364 --> 00:26:14,711 See ya, pal! 616 00:26:14,745 --> 00:26:16,022 Thanks again. 617 00:26:18,093 --> 00:26:19,198 We're calling the cops, right? 618 00:26:19,232 --> 00:26:21,200 - Absolutely. - Why? 619 00:26:21,234 --> 00:26:23,133 So we all get busted for illegal gambling? 620 00:26:23,167 --> 00:26:25,376 Uh, 'cause he killed a guy. 621 00:26:25,411 --> 00:26:27,551 Well, to protect us. No! 622 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,449 Not to protect me. I was fine. 623 00:26:29,484 --> 00:26:30,968 W-Well, we were all involved. 624 00:26:31,003 --> 00:26:32,867 We... We all owed him money. 625 00:26:32,901 --> 00:26:34,213 Fuck Hanky Klocko! 626 00:26:34,247 --> 00:26:35,904 I say we let sleeping mobsters lie. 627 00:26:35,939 --> 00:26:37,526 I don't want anything to do with this shit. 628 00:26:37,561 --> 00:26:38,769 It's too late. 629 00:26:38,804 --> 00:26:40,115 We're all guilty if we don't say anything. 630 00:26:40,150 --> 00:26:41,254 Yeah. 631 00:26:41,289 --> 00:26:43,567 W-What if we kill the killer kid to cover our tracks, 632 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,431 like a hit-and-run with that bicycle of his? 633 00:26:45,465 --> 00:26:47,191 I mean, that'd be a justified kill, right? 634 00:26:47,226 --> 00:26:48,607 Oh, I'm not listening to this. 635 00:26:48,641 --> 00:26:49,780 I don't want any part of this! 636 00:26:49,815 --> 00:26:52,162 O-Okay, Dexter. Take it down a notch. 637 00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:54,233 We're not killing anybody. Jesus. 638 00:26:54,267 --> 00:26:56,442 I'm not just saying, loose ends... 639 00:26:56,476 --> 00:26:58,789 How can we turn him in anyway? 640 00:26:58,824 --> 00:27:01,792 Aren't our group conversations protected 641 00:27:01,827 --> 00:27:06,452 by that doctor-patient, white-male-privilege program? 642 00:27:06,486 --> 00:27:07,522 Loudermilk's not a doctor. 643 00:27:07,556 --> 00:27:09,006 No. Not even close. 644 00:27:09,041 --> 00:27:11,181 But it is supposed to be anonymous, this group. 645 00:27:11,215 --> 00:27:14,149 - Uh, we can't be snitches. - You know what? 646 00:27:14,184 --> 00:27:16,635 He's bullshitting, trying to get some street cred. 647 00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:18,982 You know, people do that all the time, brag about killing people. 648 00:27:19,016 --> 00:27:20,500 Who does that? Everybody! 649 00:27:21,812 --> 00:27:23,365 Well, what if we turn him in? 650 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,608 Do we have to pay back our debt? 651 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:25,920 Oh, stop it. 652 00:27:25,954 --> 00:27:27,646 Wh... Are you all so blinded by gambling 653 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,856 that you don't understand a man was killed by a member of our group? 654 00:27:32,167 --> 00:27:33,513 I'm calling the cops, 655 00:27:33,548 --> 00:27:35,688 and if you don't fuckin' like it, then that's on you. 656 00:27:38,553 --> 00:27:40,486 Yes, I'd like to report a murder. 657 00:27:42,281 --> 00:27:43,385 Yes, I'll hold. 658 00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:50,461 I guess it just goes to show you y-you never really know anybody. 659 00:27:50,496 --> 00:27:53,499 Yeah, we had a murderer sitting in our midst for all this time. 660 00:27:53,533 --> 00:27:54,673 We had absolutely no clue. 661 00:27:55,535 --> 00:27:58,469 That's because he never spoke. 662 00:27:58,504 --> 00:28:02,301 Maybe we should have made a better effort to get him to open up. 663 00:28:02,335 --> 00:28:04,544 Or maybe it's better we didn't. 664 00:28:04,579 --> 00:28:08,031 Yeah, but when he did open up, that was one hell of a share. 665 00:28:09,377 --> 00:28:10,999 Yeah? Yeah. 666 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,493 Ah, hey. 667 00:28:24,944 --> 00:28:25,980 Wow. You... 668 00:28:26,566 --> 00:28:27,740 You're not in jail. 669 00:28:29,293 --> 00:28:31,882 I mean, we... We all heard that you'd been arrested. 670 00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:35,230 Yep. 671 00:28:35,265 --> 00:28:37,094 Uh, so... 672 00:28:38,199 --> 00:28:39,510 H-how are you here? 673 00:28:41,685 --> 00:28:44,170 They had to let me go. 674 00:28:44,205 --> 00:28:45,206 No body. 675 00:28:48,312 --> 00:28:50,729 It's really hard to prove a murder case without a body. 676 00:28:52,351 --> 00:28:54,249 And I hid it really well. 677 00:28:56,942 --> 00:29:00,911 Um, uh, does anyone know if there's a bathtub in this church? 678 00:29:01,809 --> 00:29:03,638 ♪ Love, love 679 00:29:03,672 --> 00:29:06,745 ♪ Love is gonna come as a photographer 680 00:29:06,779 --> 00:29:09,437 ♪ Yes, a photographer Yeah, yeah 681 00:29:09,471 --> 00:29:11,404 ♪ I need love 682 00:29:11,439 --> 00:29:14,683 ♪ So someone better bring me a photographer 683 00:29:14,718 --> 00:29:17,445 ♪ Yes, a photographer, yeah 684 00:29:17,479 --> 00:29:19,412 ♪ A flash 685 00:29:19,447 --> 00:29:23,589 ♪ A glimpse of perfect abs 686 00:29:23,623 --> 00:29:27,558 ♪ In flimsy floral dress 687 00:29:27,593 --> 00:29:31,735 ♪ Shows off her slender frame 688 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,944 ♪ Enjoys a private stroll 689 00:29:33,979 --> 00:29:36,050 ♪ Love, love 690 00:29:36,084 --> 00:29:39,432 ♪ Love is gonna come as a photographer 691 00:29:39,467 --> 00:29:43,436 ♪ Yes, a photographer Yeah, yeah 692 00:29:43,471 --> 00:29:46,474 ♪♪ 51189

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