All language subtitles for Dinosaurs S02E14 Fran Live.DVDRip.NonHI.cc.en.DSNY.EN

Honey, I'm home.

Welcome back to Dirty Dare!

As you can see,

I've covered both
our contestants

with chunks of meat. Oh...

Next we're going to throw
them into the pit 'o wild dogs

where they'll try and
find the one unlocked door

that leads to safety
and our grand prize

$25 savings bond

and candy!

- Wow, yeah!
- Sound easy?

Well, it won't be,
wearing these high heels.

Come on, come
on. It's all in fun.

- Again!
- Blood.

You know, there's a
lot of housework to do,

and it wouldn't hurt you to
get off your big green butts

and give me a hand around here.

Jeez! Fran, what
you choose to do

in your free time's up to you.

We wanna watch television.

And now that we have cable,

our TV's become a
rocket sled to adventure.

Buckle up, kids. Yeah!

Hi, and welcome to The
Hat Channel, 24 hours a day

of hat news, hat features
and hat happenings.

Oh, great. Hat news.

Oh, Fran, there's so much
out there to see and do.

And now, we can experience
it all without leaving our chairs.

The fire swept through
two square city blocks.

Miraculously, no
hats were damaged.

Yipee. There's some good news.

Dad, you're lingering.

Oh, right.

Hello. You're on the air,
and I'm Just Listening.

Did you have a personal
problem you wanted to talk about?

Yes, it's my son. He
won't speak to me.

Really? That's too bad.
Kids can be like that.

Well, good luck.

Hello. You're on the air.

What's on your mind today?

Hi. I've got a
problem with my boss.

Oh, gee. Problems
at work are the worst.

I hope everything turns out OK.

Bye.

Hi. I'm Just Listening.
What's your problem?

It's amazing, isn't it, Mike?

Not only does it give my
car a showroom shine,

it improves my gas mileage
and cured my spastic colon.

Wait a minute.

I know it's hard to believe.

But they couldn't
say it if it wasn't true.

No, no, no, go back
to that talk show.

Fran, I'm paying
for 162 stations here,

and I'm not gonna waste my money

looking at just one of them
for more than eight seconds.

But at least the last
one had real dinosaurs

talking about real problems.

Ho-ho, kids.

Looks like the cable
bug's got your mother.

Slide over and welcome
her to the dynamic world

of watching other
folks doing stuff.

Yeah, come on, Mom.

Hello. You're on the air.

My name is Liz. I have
a really big problem.

Oh, that's too bad.
Let's take another call.

Hello. You're on the air.

You're on the air,
and I'm Just Listening.

Hi. I don't think my
life's not worth living.

I'm on a cellular phone,
and I'm on this high ledge.

That's rough.
Hope you get over it.

If things work out,
give us a jingle.

Come on, jump!

Hungry. Closer.
Come on! Come on!

Hello, Mama!

You know what the
problem is with this show?

It's the host. He
doesn't do anything.

I'm going to call him.

What?

Hey, where you going?

I'm hungry!

Ohh.

Ahh.

Mm-hm.

Ooh, look what I made. Art.

You're on the air.
What's your problem?

Hi, my name's Fran.

I've been watching your
show since yesterday.

I'd like to make a suggestion.

It's the mama! The
mama fell in the TV.

I think that instead of
just listening to dinosaurs

tell you their problems,
you should try to help them.

Well, it's always nice
to hear suggestions.

Thanks for calling.

No, I'm serious.

You could give them
advice, tell them things

that might actually
solve their problems.

That's fascinating. Well,
gotta take another call.

- Excuse me. Fran, is it?
- Yes.

The name's Jerry Valentine.
I'm the show's producer.

You may be on to something
with this whole advice angle.

Hang on, Jer, I don't
give advice. I just listen.

See? Just Listenin'.

You are so threatened
by the tiniest suggestions.

Isn't that interesting?

The lady gave me an idea.

If you could just
give it half a chance.

Look, Jer, as long as I'm here,

I'm Just Listenin'.
You got that?

And if you don't like it,

you can find
yourself a new host.

I appreciate your
sending the car for me,

but I do have a
roast in the oven.

Look, forget the roast.

You've got talent, kid.

I mean, talent is a divine gift.

To squander it
would be... a sin.

Now, don't say anything
to upset the sponsor.

- Here we go.
- What?

And now it's time
for Just Advisin'

with your host Fran Sinclair!

What do you mean,
don't upset the sponsor?

What do you think
I should... say?

Lights. Yes! And...

- Hi.
- Action!

- I'm Fran.
- Yeah.

Huh? Come on.

Take a call.

Huh?

Push the button, Fran.

Oh, uh...

Uh, hello. Ooh!

Uh, hello.

Hi, Fran, the
reason I'm calling is,

I'm not sure, but I
think my husband

may be having an affair.

Oh. Well, uh...
gee, maybe, um...

Maybe you should ask him.

Ask him! Wow! Incredible advice.

Thanks.

Ooh! Powerful stuff, Fran.

Yeah?

Ground-breaking. Do it again.

Oh. Uh, hello.
You're on the air.

Hi, Fran. Love your
show. Never miss it.

Thanks, but I've only
been on about a minute.

Well, you're doing a great job.

I'm having a problems
with my teenage son.

He refuses to walk
on his hind legs

like the rest of the family.

Should I snap his neck or what?

If it were my son, I
wouldn't snap his neck

right off the bat. He may
just be going through a phase.

You're right. I've
been terribly unfair.

Thank you, Fran. You
saved my life and my son's.

Yes!

Men, do you suffer

from short attention spans?

Yeah.

Why don't you try
letting your husband

think he's won the argument

and then do what
you want anyway?

I know that's what I
do with my husband.

Hey, Earl, isn't that your wife?

Hello. You're on the air.

Gee, and I thought
you brought the TV in

so we could watch the game.

What's your wife
doing with a job?

Yeah, wives don't
work. They're wives.

If they worked,
they'd be husbands.

That's not my wife
or my husband.

Uh... boy,

I have to make a phone call

about something
totally unrelated.

Duh...

Well, it sure looks like Fran,

and she's got the same name.

But it's absurd that she
should have her own TV show.

Maybe it's her sister.

Roy, that's nuts!

Her sister wouldn't
have the same name.

I don't know.

My brother Roy says it
happens more than you'd think.

Uhh.

Well, I don't know.

Just tell your
husband not to take

the whole paper with him.

Hi. You're on the air.

Hello, is this my
wife? Please say no.

- Earl?
- Oh, jeez!

Hey! Hey, Earl!

You're on TV!

♪ Earl's wife's got a job ♪

What's going on out here?

Huh? Oh, Uh... uh,
nothing. Nothing at all.

We're just having
fun at Earl's expense.

Oh, humiliation.
Great stuff! I want in!

Channel 86, boss.

Earl, I'm working.

That's impossible. You were
in the kitchen just this morning.

Can we please talk
about this at home?

Yeah, Earl, after
you make dinner!

Dinner! That's great!

Guys, I'd like to be alone
with my wife, please.

Roy, turn off the set!

No problem, pally-boy.

Here you go, complete privacy.

Hey! What'd you do that for?

Give me that. There.

Earl, I can't talk about
this now. I have other calls.

We will talk about it now,
Fran, because I say so,

and I am the mighty
megalosaurus...

Thank you.

Hey, she got you, Sinclair!

Made you look like
a thundering boob

in front of millions of viewers.

"and so the woolly
mammoth learned

if you marry something
smaller than you,

you have to always be
careful where you step."

Oh, tough lesson.

Mm-hm.

Read another one.

No. I think that's
enough for now.

OK.

Then feed me! Feed me!

That I can do.

Good, good, good. Feed me.

What do you want?

Baby bottle, please.

There you go.

Thank you.

Ah, good, good,
good. Ha, ha, ha.

- There you go.
- Gimme, gimme.

Gimme. Mmm. Ahh.

Will you look at this?

My wife goes off and gets a job

and leaves our precious
bundle of joy here all alone.

I'm here.

Fine, all alone with Monica.

Earl, the baby and I are
getting along just fine.

Monica, you can't possibly
replace the bond of love

between a parent and a child.

Poor motherless thing.

Not the Monica!

I think I can
handle it from here.

Hi, Dad.

Is Mom back from work yet?

Look at them, orphans
crying out for their mother,

wailing against this injustice.

Personally, I'm proud of her.

Yeah, hey, she's
practically a celebrity.

- Yeah. Jeez.
- Jeez.

Look, you two, when
your mother gets home,

you better act betrayed
and abandoned,

or you're both out of here.

Earl, Fran's now
a working female.

She's under a lot of pressure.

And right now, what she
needs more than anything

from her loving husband
is understanding,

compassion and support.

Not a chance, tootsie.

I see your radical
agenda at work here.

What agenda?

You want the wives out of the
houses and into the workforce

so they're fulfilled

and their husbands have
a new respect for them

and the sexes live
together in harmony.

And then, uh...

I don't have all the pieces
to your diabolical scheme.

You sense a threat to
your male-dominated world.

You got that right.

You've gotta stop
hitting your daddy

on the head with
that juice bottle.

- Ha, ha, ha.
- I'm home!

Oh.

How can I say
this nicely? Get out.

You two, act abandoned.

No way.

Hey, look hungry.

Sorry.

Bye, kids. Good luck.

Where have you been?

- I was out.
- Out. My point exactly.

You were out at some
job I didn't know about

when you should have been
here, putting dinner on the table.

What's that on the table?

- Dinner.
- Wow! Takeout food.

And it's still kicking,
very expensive.

Oh, I see your little game.

You skip out on the family,

then you try to weasel
your way back in

with expensive culinary
delights we can't afford.

- Spit that out!
- Ow!

It's going back
to the restaurant.

Hey, I had a hat.

Oh. Oh. Here you go.

Yeah.

Thanks.

Earl, we can afford it.

I got an advance on
my first week's salary.

I know. It's very exciting.

You got yourself a little job,

and you're making
yourself a little money,

Hey, hubba-hubba, pally-boy.

Looking good.

Yeah. Check out the
tie. Matching plaid.

Oh!

Can't even see it.

Yeah. Sure sign of quality.

Oh, and, uh, check
out the handkerchief.

What handkerchief?

Am I styling or what?

So, what gives?
You win the lottery

or maybe a rich
relative got eaten?

It's the wife.

Oh, gee, I'm sorry to hear that.

I always liked Fran.

No, no, she's still alive.

And what's better,
she's making money.

Hey!

And I'm being taken care of.

Ooh!

I think I'll go get
my nails done today

and maybe bikini wax.

Hey Earl. Nice hat.

Hey, what's that smell?

Oh, that.

It's an expensive
fragrance that Fran got me.

Nice, huh?

It makes me feel as fresh
as a bright summer's day.

Gee, sometimes I
feel... not so fresh.

Sinclair, now!

Whoa! He forgot
to say, "Get in here."

Well, I think he feels
comfortable enough with us

that he doesn't have to.

Thanks for calling,
and line two...

Yes, my captain.

Your wife's show.

Oh, it's completely out of my
hands, sir. There's nothing...

My wife loves it.

Oh. Thank you, sir.

I always try to encourage
my Fran to speak her mind.

But I hate it!

But not to speak
her mind so much

that it could possibly
bother or offend anyone.

That was her idea completely.

I kind of like the parts

where she uses you
as her idiot example,

and you get humiliated.

Oh. Thank you.

What I don't like is, is put
ideas into my wife's head.

And my wife's head
is no place for ideas.

- No.
- No wife's head is.

It's too dangerous.

Could rip apart the
very fabric of our society.

You understand.

I... Uh, uh...

I want to so badly.

Get your wife off the TV!

Ah, well, that
could be difficult, sir.

You see, she's
fulfilled and happy

and making what I'd call an
obscene amount of money.

Hmm.

Earl, I don't want to meddle
into your personal affairs,

but as your friend and mentor,

I advise you to be careful.

Am I in more danger
than usual, sir?

Why, sure.

Wife starts making
money, next thing you know,

she'll want to have
more of what they call...

input.

Input?

Oh, yeah. Very dangerous.

Female starts to make money,

she tends to get more
bossy around the house.

Input. Watch out for it.

Well, that's not going to
happen with my Frannie.

'Cause before I
let her input me,

I'm going to take all
the stuff she bought me,

load it in the car and
return some of it. Ha!

Fran, I'm home,
and I'm starving.

Is dinner ready?

Earl, I'm home,
and I'm starving.

Is dinner ready?

Dinner?

I'd love some. Thank you.

Well, then why don't
you make something?

Oh, Earl, I'm too tired.

Would you mind running out

and picking something up?

Money.

I see. I see.

So this is your input

into the dinner decision, is it?

Would you rather we
had something delivered?

Oh, something delivered.

Some more input, hey, Fran?

What are you talking about?

Right. That's it. Job's over.

Tomorrow you quit.

I am not quitting.

- Oh, yes, you are, Fran.
- No, I'm not, Earl.

I've made my decision,
and I am the husband.

Need I say more?

Husbands can be so pigheaded.

Maybe I needed to say more.

That's why communication
is so important.

When you say communication,

do you mean like throwing
a frying pan at him?

Well, I've certainly wanted
to do that with my husband.

But I'm sure it's not easy
being a male dinosaur,

working your tail
off day after day,

getting yelled at by your boss

just so your family
can have a better life.

Now that I'm working, I know
what the pressure feels like.

It makes me sympathetic
to what males go through,

although it's not easy.

Hey, I wonder if that
was meant for me?

Well, I think you
married yourself

a pretty deep dinosaur
there, pally-boy.

Yeah. Well, she
does the best she can.

Yeah.

Hey, that's lunch.
Long morning, huh?

Let's go see
what's on the truck.

You got it.

Hi, this is Fran.
You're on the air.

Hi, Fran. It's Frank.

I had this show

when it was called Just
Listenin', you remember?

Oh, sure, Frank.
How have you been?

Fine. Thanks.

Giving advice is
a big improvement

- over just listening.
- Yeah.

But I think your audience, Fran,

is ready for the next step,
something more visual.

Oh, like what?

Off the top of my head,

why don't you have
couples that don't get along

come on the show and
resolve their problems

by throwing things
at each other?

That just sounds like a
shameless grab for ratings.

Frank? Yeah, Jerry.

Listen, run that
throwing thing concept

by me again, will you?

Yuck.

What's the matter with you?

This milk tastes bad.

It's all that's
left. Deal with it.

Ow!

I feel better now.

I can't believe this.

I threw these dirty clothes
on the floor this morning,

I come home.
They're still there.

I mean, what's going on?

Mom's working. That's
why we're drinking sour milk.

You know, I was all for
this Mom gets a job thing

when it was just more money,

but now it's starting
to inconvenience me.

These clothes are
not getting any cleaner.

Well, why don't you
just go and wash them?

Oh, yeah? Why don't you
just go buy some more milk?

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!

Look what's happening to us.

What?

I'm sorry.

I'm not seriously suggesting

you do your own laundry.

- Yes, he is.
- Yeah. I'm sorry too.

- I know you're not the enemy.
- That's right.

Mom is.

Hi, kids.

Dad? Dad, listen.

Remember when you wanted
us to gang up against Mom?

- Well, we're ready now.
- Definitely.

Look, kids, I know
times are tough,

but your mom's doing something

she finds enriching
and rewarding.

So?

So until she realizes it's not,

we've all gotta pitch in
and take over her chores.

- Aw!
- Dinner.

Can't you just re-marry?

Where's the mama?

- Oh, you want the mama?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No problem.

She's coming right up.

Welcome back to Just
Throwing With Frank.

Whoa!

I should never
have asked you out!

Oh! Aah!

You and your dirty socks!

Hey, where's the mama?

I don't know.

- I'm right here.
- There's the mama!

The mama got out of the TV!

Frannie, what are
you doing here?

I quit my job.

You quit?

Oh, hallelujah.

Oh, I'm sorry, Fran.

I know I should be
more supportive,

but gee, that's good news.

- Well, what happened, Mom?
- Yeah.

They wanted the
show to have more...

What do they call
it? Oh, yeah. Edge.

Ooh!

Yay!

Hey, I was watching that!

- It's better not to.
- Oh.

Well, glad to have
you back, Mom.

Here's your apron.

And here's the
laundry. We missed you.

But now you're back
where you belong.

Home for good.

Ahh, Mama.

Good to have you home.

Thank you, everyone. Ahh.

Mama back.

But I'm not home for good.

What?!

Oh, you mean you're
going out to pick up dinner?

No, I mean I enjoyed working,

and I'm going to
look for another job.

- What?
- Oh!

Earl, it's just a job.
I'll still be your wife.

And I'll still be your mother.

I'll always be those things,

but that doesn't
mean that's all I am.

Well, if it's a job
you really want,

then I say...

what's in it for us?

My happiness, Earl.

And if one member of
this family isn't happy,

then none of us will be.

Believe me, that's the truth.

Oh, Fran, I guess we could try.

I don't know anything
about running the house.

For instance, on
these frozen dinners,

when they says preheat the oven,

do they mean the whole oven

or just the space inside?

Why don't I cook dinner tonight?

Then, afterwards,
we'll have a few drinks,

send the kids up to bed,

and then I'll introduce
you to the kitchen.

Duh...