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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:04,204 DAVE: I've never been on tour before, 2 00:00:04,204 --> 00:00:06,440 so, you know, I didn't even know what to expect, 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:09,776 but I imagined it would feel like... 4 00:00:09,776 --> 00:00:12,346 freedom, you know? 5 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,448 Like, freedom from having to create every day. 6 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:18,752 Freedom from being a prisoner of my own ambition. 7 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:21,288 And I could just have one task every night: 8 00:00:21,288 --> 00:00:23,423 perform my music. 9 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:25,159 But it's a lot different making these songs, 10 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:27,294 like, in my studio by myself. 11 00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:29,263 I mean, every night I'm out there and I really do, like, 12 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:30,664 face the music, you know? 13 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:32,266 I'm seeing the crowd. 14 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:34,101 And I love my fans, I really do, 15 00:00:34,101 --> 00:00:37,137 but some of them are ruining it for the rest of them, 16 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:39,606 because we're at a time right now 17 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:42,342 where our country is, like, eating itself alive, 18 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:44,444 and I'm up there making jokes 19 00:00:44,444 --> 00:00:47,548 that I don't even know if I find funny anymore. 20 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,650 A-And, like, on top of that, every moment 21 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:52,586 I'm, like, being filmed and scrutinized, 22 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,788 and, like, if I say the wrong thing onstage 23 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:58,025 or do the wrong thing, who knows what would happen? 24 00:00:58,025 --> 00:01:01,595 A-And I thought this tour was gonna be, like, me living, 25 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:05,299 but it really just feels like I'm surviving. 26 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:08,569 I need to rebrand 'cause I'm breaking down. 27 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:12,506 (sighs) I just can't do it anymore. 28 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:16,176 So what are you saying? 29 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:18,412 He's saying he wants to cancel the rest of the tour. 30 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:23,984 Yeah. 31 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,166 (Dave sighs) 32 00:01:39,166 --> 00:01:40,667 We'll be okay. 33 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:43,737 Think about Lincoln. 34 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:48,242 Everything that he went through. 35 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:50,377 Stay strong mentally. 36 00:01:50,377 --> 00:01:52,279 'Cause we're gonna get through this as a unit. 37 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:55,315 Honestly, I just don't even know what this doc is anymore. 38 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:58,018 Like, it feels half-baked if we're stopping now. 39 00:01:58,018 --> 00:01:59,486 Look, life isn't all about content, okay? 40 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:02,055 Everything is content, dawg. 41 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:04,124 No, Gata, not everything is content. 42 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,993 I am not content. 43 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:07,761 I'm not content. 44 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:10,397 (sighs) How does Jack Harlow... 45 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:12,633 How does this guy's followers go up like this? 46 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,169 - EMMA: Comparison is the thief of joy. - (phone chimes) 47 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:18,172 DAVE: None of those fucking phrasings today, okay? Those idioms? 48 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:20,707 They're ill-kempt. Do I need to wear this mic anymore, 49 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:22,376 - now that you're not interested in... - EMMA: Who cares? 50 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:23,710 GATA: Come on, man. 51 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:25,646 Okay. 1:58, Dave. Let's go. We got to go. 52 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,381 - We got to get ready for this call. - The call's at 2:00. 53 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:29,116 - I need the two minutes. - No, 'cause I need to connect 54 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:30,751 to the Wi-Fi because there's no signal out here, Dave. 55 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:33,053 - Wi-Fi connects instantaneously. - So we need to be prepared. 56 00:02:33,053 --> 00:02:34,621 - 'Cause they're gonna call any minute now. - Look, just let me gather 57 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:36,390 - my whole... - I know you want to cancel your tour 58 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:37,257 for your mental health, and I'm here for you, okay? 59 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:38,292 Bieber did it last year. 60 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:39,526 It's not that big of a deal. 61 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:40,661 It's okay. I love you, all right? 62 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,396 - I'm doing this with you. - I know. 63 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:43,697 I love you, too, I just feel so bad for all my fans 64 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:45,532 that bought tickets. I love my fans. 65 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:47,367 You can't feel bad for the fans. They're gonna get a full refund. 66 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:49,069 Plus, your fans would rather have you happy and healthy. 67 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:50,437 - (phone ringing) - I would hope so. - And look. 68 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:52,306 - And look. What did I say? - They're calling. 69 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:54,241 - And they're early. You're... - That's why I do what I do. 70 00:02:54,241 --> 00:02:57,544 - You're buttoned up. Hey. - Yo! You got Mike and Dave. 71 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:59,112 - Both. - KEITH (over phone): Yeah, it's Keith. 72 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:01,782 Oh, Keith. The big dog. 73 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,650 What do we owe this pleasure to you-- uh... 74 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:05,052 - What's up? - Hi. 75 00:03:05,052 --> 00:03:06,620 Yeah, shut the fuck up. 76 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,388 What you idiots are proposing is outlandish. 77 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:10,023 Dave here. (chuckles) 78 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,992 So, look, I just want you to know that I really put 79 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:14,228 a lot of thought into this decision to cancel the tour. 80 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:15,762 It's not one I took lightly. 81 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:18,999 I don't know if you watch CNN these days, but, like... 82 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,467 the nation is so divided right now. 83 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:22,135 - Pretty toxic. - Yeah. 84 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:25,072 Again, shut the fuck up and listen to me. 85 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:26,540 You have been a thorn in this label's side 86 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,442 - since we signed you. - Yeah. 87 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:31,144 - "Jail"? - That's a good song still. 88 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:32,746 The shit in Korea? 89 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:34,448 Let's just keep this conversation 90 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,149 purely domestic, if possible. 91 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:38,318 If we start talking international issues, 92 00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:40,053 - we're just gonna be talking for hours. - Yeah. It's dirty. 93 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:43,123 You refused to promote your album at the VMAs. 94 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:45,692 You did a song with Gator? Fucking Gator? 95 00:03:45,692 --> 00:03:47,361 It's Gata. 96 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:48,996 Yeah, it's-- Whoa! 97 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,397 - Whoa! Whoa! - (metal screeching) 98 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:53,200 Sorry, folks. Engine's being frisky, okay? 99 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,768 KEITH: Am I on speakerphone? Take me off. 100 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:57,304 MIKE: No. Uh, sorry about that, Keith. 101 00:03:57,304 --> 00:04:00,240 Let me-- Hold on, let me talk to you outside, Keith. 102 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,609 This is the most mismanaged operation I've ever seen. 103 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,411 You've recouped about 18 grand 104 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:07,414 out of a $400,000 advance, leaving... 105 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,316 - $382,000. - Right. 106 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:11,318 And you've breached contract more than enough times, 107 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:13,320 so you will be hearing from our lawyers. 108 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,122 Whoa. You're gonna get litigious? 109 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:17,157 Yes, and to put it even more simply, 110 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:20,294 we just don't believe in this Lil Dicky shit anymore. 111 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:21,695 (laughs): Okay. 112 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:27,401 That is-- that hurts. But... 113 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:29,203 Look, I understand that, like, 114 00:04:29,203 --> 00:04:31,038 the Lil Dicky thing hasn't really popped off 115 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:33,140 the way that we all would have imagined it would, 116 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:36,043 but I have a whole plan to rebrand. 117 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:38,111 Mike, take me off speakerphone now. 118 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,614 Hey, Keith. Yeah, okay, l-look, let us come back with a plan 119 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,649 - to show you that this can be way more cost-efficient. - I can't hear. 120 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:44,151 Okay? 121 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:45,419 I am going to take care of this. 122 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:46,753 I can prove to you 123 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:48,689 this is a-a well-run machine, you know? 124 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:50,457 Let-let me show you that we can get our shit together here. 125 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:53,393 I promise you, even if it seems bad now, it's not... 126 00:04:55,362 --> 00:04:57,264 Holy shit! 127 00:05:01,235 --> 00:05:04,071 (softly): What the fuck? 128 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,206 - What the fuck? - Cliff. 129 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,576 What in the fuck?! 130 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:11,411 - Cliff! - Cliff! Cliff! 131 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:13,447 Get away from the bus, Dave! Get away from the bus! 132 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:15,482 Dave! Dave, get over here! 133 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,618 Get him away from the bus! 134 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:19,286 Oh, man, it was the rats. 135 00:05:19,286 --> 00:05:22,256 The rats, the wires down in the undercarriage. 136 00:05:22,256 --> 00:05:23,423 What the fuck are you talking about, bro? 137 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:25,225 We could have fucking died. 138 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:27,227 - All my shit is on there, bro! - (screams) 139 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:28,729 - We're alive. We're alive. - You better ask somebody about me... 140 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:32,533 - My fucking laptop! - My God, we are so lucky. 141 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,102 How much does a fucking bus cost? 142 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:36,603 - (moans) - I ain't worrying about that shit. 143 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:38,305 We could have died. Like... 144 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:41,208 fuck all this Lil Dicky fucking shit. 145 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,515 Man, this some real Bad Boys shit right here. 146 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,150 I'm about to get this on the Story. 147 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:51,752 IG, look... 148 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:54,254 Fuck. Ain't no goddamn service. 149 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:56,323 ♪ ♪ 150 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:13,440 MIKE: There's still no cell service out here. 151 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:16,510 Damn, I fucking left my meds on the bus. 152 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:17,778 My Adderall was on that bus, too. 153 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:19,580 I didn't take my Adderall today, so... 154 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:21,481 CLIFF: This is all y'all's fault. 155 00:06:21,481 --> 00:06:23,584 Y'all left the food that draw the rats to the food 156 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:25,285 that caused the explosion. 157 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:27,020 ELZ: Cliff, if you don't hurry the fuck up... 158 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:29,223 Gata, we have to save that. 159 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:31,091 Are we really in that type of situation? 160 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,093 - Yes. - (scoffs) 161 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,328 I'm trying to cool down, man. 162 00:06:34,328 --> 00:06:35,629 It's hot as a motherfucker out here. 163 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:38,966 (birds squawking) 164 00:06:51,678 --> 00:06:53,547 Who's Lil Dicky? 165 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:57,084 MAN: I don't know. 166 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:02,122 But R. I. P., Lil Dicky. 167 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:04,725 Wait. 168 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,093 What? 169 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,494 Whoa. 170 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:32,753 - I'm gonna sit in that booth. - (Emma sighing) 171 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:36,390 Oh, my God. Got food. 172 00:07:36,390 --> 00:07:38,058 Ugh. I need to wash my hands. 173 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:40,060 - I'm so dirty. - EMMA: Oh. (sighs) 174 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,562 Finally, Wi-Fi. 175 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:44,031 - (groaning) - Oh, you got the Wi-Fi? 176 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:46,200 I don't know how the Jews... 177 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:49,269 did all the fucking traveling and the wandering. 178 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:51,205 Hey, will you share the password, please? 179 00:07:51,205 --> 00:07:53,140 GATA: I just shared it with you, Mike. 180 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,408 You need to get me water 'cause I've never been more thirsty. 181 00:07:54,408 --> 00:07:56,343 - (phones chiming) - Yo. What the fuck? 182 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:58,745 - Wait. Are you guys seeing this? - Nah, nah. 183 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:01,248 WAITER: What drinks can I get you guys? 184 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:03,650 - Just give us a minute, please. - DAVE: What's going on? - GATA: I mean, bro, 185 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,619 - this shit ain't cool, man. - EMMA: This is insane. - Is it another mass shooting? 186 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:08,522 Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. 187 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:10,123 Everyone thinks you're dead. 188 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:11,458 - Thinks I'm what? - Dead. 189 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,093 I'm getting "Sorry for your loss" texts, 190 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,062 I'm getting calls. I have 90 unanswered texts 191 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:16,997 that are just like, "Yo, sorry, bro, 192 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,532 didn't know what was going on, bro." Like, what the fuck? 193 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:20,300 MAN (over video): R. I. P., Lil Dicky. 194 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,102 DAVE: That's my sex doll legs. 195 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:25,038 How many Instagram followers did you have this morning? 196 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,640 Uh... Wait, I don't keep track. 197 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,009 Like 847,000 or something? 198 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,544 Well, you've got 2.9 million now. 199 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:32,012 No, I don't. 200 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,547 2.9 million in, like, three hours? 201 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:35,315 ELZ: Everybody thinks you're dead. 202 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:37,150 It's the number one trending topic on Twitter, bro. 203 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,585 - ELZ: My mom has texted me, bro. - That's crazy, man. 204 00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:39,753 ELZ: I don't know what the fuck to do. 205 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:42,389 DAVE: Oh, my God. #RIPLilDicky? 206 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:44,725 Holy shit. This is exactly the story I needed. 207 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:46,593 Okay, I need the Wi-Fi right now. 208 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:48,262 - Someone give me the Wi-Fi. - ELZ: Okay, yeah. I need to... 209 00:08:48,262 --> 00:08:50,164 Dave, can I talk to you outside for a second? 210 00:08:50,164 --> 00:08:51,532 Yeah, give me a second, I just want to see what's going on... 211 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:53,233 EMMA: What are you-- what are you doing? 212 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:55,068 - No. - Talk outside, just for two seconds. 213 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:56,670 - What are you doing? Stop messing... - Real fast. 214 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:58,405 Outside. Outside. Real fast. Outside, outside, outside. 215 00:08:58,405 --> 00:08:59,606 - Give me my phone right now. - Just one minute. Please. 216 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:01,041 - Give me my phone. - GATA: Mike, 217 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,709 - you always tripping, man. - I'll go. 218 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,678 Hey, can I have my phone back so I can tweet to the world 219 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,346 - that I'm not dead, please? - Yeah, yes, yes, we can do that. 220 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:08,348 - We can do that. - Yeah. Thank you. 221 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:10,717 Or we don't... 222 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:13,620 - we don't at all. - What? 223 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,522 Just-just for a short amount of time, a little period of time, 224 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:16,990 - we do nothing. - I don't understand. 225 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,192 I'm not gonna let people think I'm dead. 226 00:09:18,192 --> 00:09:19,660 My mom thinks I'm dead. 227 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,161 - My-- Give me the phone. - Listen. No, no, no, Dave. 228 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,396 - I have to call my parents, man. - Shh... 229 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:23,664 - My mom thinks I'm dead. - Listen. Listen. 230 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,999 Listen to me for two seconds, please. 231 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:29,203 Okay, just-- Your streams are up. Way up. 232 00:09:29,203 --> 00:09:31,338 - Give me my phone. - And I'm talking so way up 233 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:32,372 that we could recoup the label's losses-- 234 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:33,540 all of them-- in one day. 235 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:35,776 - One day? - I did the math. One day. 236 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:38,245 This could fix our entire situation. 237 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,713 If we just play into this little misunderstanding 238 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,114 just a little bit, you know, and... 239 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:42,549 We can't do this, man. 240 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,184 - We're not doing this. - Elz. Think about Elz. 241 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,385 I mean, he's got pub on most of those songs. 242 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:46,620 He produced almost the whole thing. 243 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,188 He's broke as shit. 244 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,590 GATA: Trending right now. 245 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:51,492 On Twitter. Everywhere. 246 00:09:51,492 --> 00:09:53,193 ELZ: That's crazy. 247 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,295 Or Gata? Gata's streams-- through the roof. 248 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,563 - It's absurd, what's happening right now. - Okay, they're not... 249 00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:57,664 Even Emma, the documentary, it's like 250 00:09:57,664 --> 00:09:58,999 think about the eyes that gets. 251 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,200 It's #RIPLilDicky that's trending. 252 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,235 That's my name, okay? 253 00:10:01,235 --> 00:10:02,536 I'm gonna deal with the fallout. 254 00:10:02,536 --> 00:10:03,637 It's already fucking trending, dude. 255 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:04,705 The Internet has it, it's gone. 256 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:06,406 It-it exists, Dave. You know? 257 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,175 And at some point, you're gonna come forward and go, 258 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,177 "Hey, I'm not dead, obviously." 259 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:11,678 - That's gonna be weird, and that's gonna be... - No. Because 260 00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:13,413 you didn't control the narrative in the first place. 261 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,082 You're just saying, "Hey, I'm not dead, you guys." 262 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:16,617 And what's the difference in doing that right now 263 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:19,353 or tomorrow morning? 264 00:10:19,353 --> 00:10:20,521 It's like... 265 00:10:20,521 --> 00:10:22,055 Man... 266 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:23,323 Y-You're playing with fire here doing this. 267 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,526 Why? We didn't do anything. 268 00:10:25,526 --> 00:10:27,528 Let's do nothing. 269 00:10:27,528 --> 00:10:30,063 I really wish I was on my Adderall right now. 270 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,365 This is the first time in ten years 271 00:10:31,365 --> 00:10:33,100 that I haven't been on my Adderall. 272 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,334 My brain is not able to fucking process this shit. 273 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,036 There's a lot of money coming in. 274 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:38,405 Let me process it, okay? That's what I'm here to do. 275 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:39,473 Do I even want more attention on...? 276 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:40,707 I mean, this is the same music 277 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:42,009 that I just canceled my tour for, 278 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,310 because I was so ashamed by it. 279 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,511 Why do I want more eyes on that? 280 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,513 I need to do a whole rebrand. 281 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,614 Oh, what-- What's a better rebrand than 282 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,550 coming back from the dead? 283 00:10:49,550 --> 00:10:51,652 This could be huge. 284 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:55,189 Massive. We just let it drag out a little bit longer. 285 00:10:55,189 --> 00:10:56,557 - Uh-huh. - Yes. 286 00:10:56,557 --> 00:10:58,425 I don't, I don't even have to check Twitter. 287 00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,693 Why did I-- I didn't have to know-- 288 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,161 I don't even have to know about this. 289 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,063 No. 290 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,631 I don't know. 291 00:11:07,201 --> 00:11:10,204 Look, I've... 292 00:11:10,204 --> 00:11:11,672 I got to tweet that I'm alive. 293 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,273 I have to tweet that I'm alive. Give me my phone. 294 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,475 - I understand. - Hold on. Hold on. 295 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,444 Got to figure out what I'm gonna tweet. 296 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:22,216 "LeBron..." 297 00:11:22,216 --> 00:11:23,784 - LeBron. - LeBron follows me? 298 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:26,320 LeBron Raymone James follows you. 299 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,088 Oh, it's not the real LeBron? 300 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,656 What? Yes, no. 301 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,191 - His middle name is Raymone? - No-- Yes, yes! 302 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,327 - That's LeBron James. Yeah. - This is LeBron? 303 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:38,365 (crying softly) 304 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,501 It's okay, buddy. 305 00:11:40,501 --> 00:11:43,270 I know, I know. 306 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:46,206 I know. This is a big moment. 307 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,275 (Dave whimpers) 308 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,143 - I know. - It's like... 309 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,212 I worked so hard. 310 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,447 You did. 311 00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:56,283 And LeBron Raymone James recognized that. 312 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:58,418 Okay? 313 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,387 But think about this, dude. I mean, who's next now? 314 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,222 - Drake? It's like... - Oh, man. 315 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,025 - Oh, my God. - (exhales) 316 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:08,195 This is fucking... 317 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:11,298 So, we're gonna... 318 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,300 - One night. - One night. 319 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,135 Tomorrow morning we're gonna say that the bus blew up, 320 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,271 we had no service, we were wandering around the desert... 321 00:12:17,271 --> 00:12:19,106 - That's exactly what happened. - We had no idea this was happening. 322 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,240 - Not an idea. - By the time we arrived at service, 323 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,708 we found everything out. 324 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,544 And the second we have to tell a lie, I'm out. 325 00:12:23,544 --> 00:12:26,446 I don't see any lies. Do you? 326 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,115 - No. - No. Good. Okay. 327 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,383 We should get out of here. I'll get everybody. 328 00:12:29,383 --> 00:12:31,385 'Cause, you know, we got to just move. 329 00:12:31,385 --> 00:12:32,719 We can't-- We shouldn't be here? 330 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,188 Yeah, we should move. We should move. 331 00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:35,455 - We should move. - Okay. 332 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,424 We're alive, Dave! 333 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,326 LeBron Raymone James! 334 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:40,661 DAVE: I'm alive. 335 00:12:40,661 --> 00:12:42,729 ♪ ♪ 336 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,603 MIKE: You guys, we got to go. 337 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,672 - Let's go, please. - Fine. - CLIFF: Have to eat. 338 00:12:51,672 --> 00:12:53,740 - EMMA: So annoying. - Come on. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. 339 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,542 - Thank you. - GATA: Man, let me get my phone, man. 340 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,977 (door closes) 341 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,429 CA 342 00:13:15,429 --> 00:13:16,763 Mom, ugh, I'm so happy you picked up. 343 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,532 Look, everything is fine, we're all okay. 344 00:13:18,532 --> 00:13:20,133 I'm not dead, there's nothing to be concerned about. 345 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,735 Hang-hang on a second. 346 00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:24,004 Your father just dropped potatoes, I couldn't hear you. 347 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,639 - I just dropped one potato. - What... 348 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,574 The-- Have you guys not been on your phone all day today? 349 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,710 No, we were playing bridge all morning. What's going on? 350 00:13:29,710 --> 00:13:31,311 It's a very complicated situation, 351 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,213 so just don't ask all your usual questions, 352 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:36,083 but, essentially, the bus blew up... 353 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,384 - Oh, my God. - Just listen, please. 354 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,586 - What happened? - I... Shh, I can't hear. 355 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,122 Everyone is okay, but there's this, like, 356 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:45,359 Internet rumor going around that I'm dead. 357 00:13:45,359 --> 00:13:47,561 - Who's dead? - What? What happened? 358 00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:49,329 Did somebody commit suicide? 359 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,265 Look, I'm gonna make things very simple. 360 00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,600 Listen to these instructions: don't go on your phone all day, 361 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,503 don't talk to anybody, just sit at home and do nothing. 362 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,438 Can you please do that for me? 363 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,574 No, wait, we're having dinner with the Mendelsons tonight. 364 00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:02,409 No. Cancel. You have to cancel. 365 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,178 It's hard to reschedule with the Mendelsons. 366 00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:05,679 They live in Conshohocken. 367 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,514 What, we have to reschedule with the Mendelsons? 368 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,550 I don't care, there's, like, bigger things at stake. 369 00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:11,585 I will explain everything in more detail later. I have to go. 370 00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:13,754 - I love you both. Drive safe. See you soon. - CAROL: Okay. 371 00:14:13,754 --> 00:14:15,389 - I don't understand, but I never do. - Love you both, drive safe. 372 00:14:15,389 --> 00:14:17,024 - See you soon. Bye. - Okay, I love you... 373 00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:22,529 Mike, you call your dad, bro? 374 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,431 - Um... - ELZ: I just had 375 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:25,766 the strangest phone call with my sister. 376 00:14:25,766 --> 00:14:27,134 DAVE: This is so weird. 377 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,402 This whole thing is so weird. 378 00:14:28,402 --> 00:14:29,503 They sad as hell in my hood, too, man, 379 00:14:29,503 --> 00:14:30,671 but I told 'em we good. 380 00:14:30,671 --> 00:14:32,239 - You know why, LD? - Huh? 381 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,107 Because we top 20 on Spotify, my guy. 382 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,475 Okay, I told Ally the deal, 383 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,110 and she needs to hear everyone's voices. 384 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,512 - We're top 20? - ALLY (over phone): Hello? 385 00:14:38,512 --> 00:14:39,780 - Ally's on the phone. - Oh. Ally. 386 00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:42,115 - Oh, I forgot to-- Hey. - Dave? 387 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,684 - We're okay. - God, you're fine. - GATA: Good, Ally, we good, yo. 388 00:14:43,684 --> 00:14:45,652 - Top 20 on Spotify, baby. - Do you guys have any idea 389 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,387 what the past four hours has been like? 390 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,590 I-- What are you doing? 391 00:14:49,590 --> 00:14:52,125 Y-You need to stop and tell everyone that you are not dead. 392 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,328 - You cannot let anybody... - No, we don't have to... This is not important at all. 393 00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,129 - (disconnect tone) - I'm sorry, it's just not. - EMMA: What are you doing? 394 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,664 We need cash. Does anybody have cash? 395 00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,333 If we're gonna stay at a motel tonight, 396 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,667 we can't use a credit card. They're traceable. 397 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,135 What is the issue if it's traceable? 398 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,237 You said we're doing nothing wrong. 399 00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:04,338 We're not doing anything wrong. 400 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:05,405 And if traceability's an issue, 401 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,607 we were just all on the phone. 402 00:15:06,607 --> 00:15:07,541 That-That's two different things. 403 00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:09,142 Two different systems. 404 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,545 Hey, I think I see a pawnshop over there. 405 00:15:13,614 --> 00:15:15,482 Pawnshop. 406 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,252 Does anybody have anything we can pawn? 407 00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:19,653 I ain't got shit. 408 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,995 Oh... (scoffs) 409 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,530 Come on, man. 410 00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,265 Y'all fucking tripping, dawg. 411 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,103 (phones chiming) 412 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,638 MIKE: This is crazy, man. 413 00:15:37,638 --> 00:15:39,473 (crunching) 414 00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,648 DAVE: Look who's catching up. 415 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,285 God, you sound like you're eating gravel. 416 00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:53,420 - So loud. - You know, if I wasn't on Adderall, 417 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,355 I would be, like, 5,000 pounds. 418 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,723 I can't stop. 419 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:01,061 ♪ H-E-A-R-say, why, that's hearsay... ♪ 420 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,163 DAVE: Oh, they put it out. Good for them. 421 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,698 - That's smart. - Whoa. 422 00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:09,169 Post Malone just dropped an "I'm Drunk" acoustic remix. 423 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:12,239 - No, he didn't. - Yeah, he did. 424 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,308 That fucking tattooed rat. 425 00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:16,143 I literally DM'd him the second I made that song 426 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,544 'cause I knew he'd be a perfect fit for it, 427 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,079 and he didn't even respond. 428 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,781 Get that shit taken down. 429 00:16:20,781 --> 00:16:22,516 - Have the label take it down. - No, Dave, this could be huge. 430 00:16:22,516 --> 00:16:24,585 Trying to ride my fucking death? 431 00:16:24,585 --> 00:16:26,353 - No... - Think about this for a second. I know I said tomorrow, 432 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,222 but it's a down week on Billboard. 433 00:16:28,222 --> 00:16:30,057 Nothing new dropped. 434 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,726 Okay. 435 00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:34,528 I'm saying it's-it's Monday night. It's almost Tuesday. 436 00:16:34,528 --> 00:16:37,130 Billboard stops counting streams on Thursday. 437 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,335 Are you telling me 438 00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:44,605 that there's a legitimate shot at a number one here? 439 00:16:44,605 --> 00:16:46,340 I am telling you that I've been running 440 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,208 the numbers all day long, 441 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,744 and Penith as an album and "I'm Drunk" as a single 442 00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:54,114 have a very good chance of being the number one album 443 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:57,718 and the number one single in the country at the same time. 444 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,189 I've told you that the only way I'm gonna be satisfied in life 445 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,224 - is if I have... - A number one on Billboard, I know. 446 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,193 I know it's a really dumb way to live your life, but I... 447 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,561 No, you want to be acknowledged at a given point in time 448 00:17:07,561 --> 00:17:09,229 by the industry as the best. 449 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,597 And you'll have achieved your dream 450 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,566 - and be free. - And be free. 451 00:17:12,566 --> 00:17:14,334 - I say this all the time? - A lot, yeah. 452 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,702 But I'm listening. 453 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,304 So what does that mean? 454 00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,740 Two more days and then we get number ones? 455 00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:23,410 (laughs) Look at me. 456 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,345 But that's lying. 457 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:27,014 - What's lying? - That's lying. 458 00:17:27,014 --> 00:17:28,549 If we don't come out and-- Uh, you said-- we agreed 459 00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:30,384 - on tomorrow morning. - There is no lie to be told. 460 00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:32,319 You didn't say anything, you didn't do anything. 461 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:33,687 - I got to look this shit up. - Dave, you're not on social media. 462 00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:36,156 You're off the grid. You're off the grid. 463 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,658 I'm never getting off my phone. 464 00:17:37,658 --> 00:17:39,526 This is the most interesting content in the world. 465 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,295 - Everyone's talking about me. - You're gone. 466 00:17:41,295 --> 00:17:43,030 You want to be number one? You're gone. 467 00:17:43,030 --> 00:17:45,299 - (sighs) - I got to find a way 468 00:17:45,299 --> 00:17:47,100 to get more radio play, like, right now. 469 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,569 I'm gonna go get food. 470 00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:50,437 Stay here, don't move. I'm serious. Please. 471 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,573 I got to sit here like Anne Frank all night? 472 00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:54,141 You know, you kind of look like her when you shave. I... 473 00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,375 - Oh, my God! - What? 474 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,677 - What happened? - Drake. 475 00:17:56,677 --> 00:17:58,512 Drake liked my last tweet. 476 00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:01,448 - Mm. Mm. - He knows who I am. I have to DM him. 477 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,517 - No! Dave, don't-don't do that, Dave. - I have to respond. 478 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,452 - I'm DMing LeBron! - Dave! Do you want your dreams to come true? 479 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,554 - I have to DM these men. - Do you want your dreams to come true? 480 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,089 - God! - Then you got to be patient, Dave. 481 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,424 You said you want to rebrand. 482 00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:11,992 What better time to think about a rebrand 483 00:18:11,992 --> 00:18:14,728 than right now, in this room, by yourself? 484 00:18:14,728 --> 00:18:17,331 Let me do my thing, you do your thing, 485 00:18:17,331 --> 00:18:19,233 and then the whole world is gonna be watching 486 00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:20,667 when you decide to reveal, finally, 487 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,103 who the real Lil Dicky is. 488 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:25,606 Uh-huh. 489 00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:27,608 (laughs softly) Okay. 490 00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:30,244 I'm on it. Good fucking shit, Mike. 491 00:18:30,244 --> 00:18:32,412 (door closes) 492 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,181 (exhales) 493 00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,126 (phone chimes) 494 00:18:48,529 --> 00:18:52,065 ROBYN (over phone): Dave. It's, um, it's, um, it's me. 495 00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:54,301 It's... it's Robyn. Um... 496 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,403 And... 497 00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:57,738 (sighs) 498 00:18:57,738 --> 00:19:00,207 I can't believe... (ragged inhale) 499 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,276 Ugh, this is stupid. 500 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,649 (line ringing) 501 00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,651 (New York accent): Hello. Yeah, hi. 502 00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:12,452 (clears throat) Is this Keith? 503 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,388 Keith, it's Jim Morera. 504 00:19:14,388 --> 00:19:17,224 Yeah, I'm an attorney. I represent David Burd. 505 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:19,026 And Mike Spera. Yes. 506 00:19:19,026 --> 00:19:21,128 I know. It's been a long day over here. 507 00:19:21,128 --> 00:19:23,197 You can imagine how we feel, you know? 508 00:19:23,197 --> 00:19:24,665 Yeah. Well, crazy thing-- 509 00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:26,700 Mike told me about a conversation you guys had. 510 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,702 Uh, earlier. Prior. Before... 511 00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:31,305 Yeah. No, I know. 512 00:19:31,305 --> 00:19:33,507 I can't imagine the guilt you're feeling. 513 00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:35,375 Everyone over there, really. 514 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,177 Yeah, no. No, we're praying. 515 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,012 I'm praying. I'm praying myself that they're missing, 516 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:42,249 but the likelihood is high that they were... incinerated. 517 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,484 Uh-huh. 518 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,286 Well, I'm curious to know-- 519 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:49,156 is the label gonna be supporting Dave's album posthumously? 520 00:19:49,156 --> 00:19:51,158 Uh-huh. 521 00:19:51,158 --> 00:19:52,659 The-the boys said, you know, 522 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,228 there was something about radio, maybe. 523 00:19:54,228 --> 00:19:55,996 That they'd get radio play. 524 00:19:55,996 --> 00:19:57,431 And, um... 525 00:19:57,431 --> 00:20:00,434 Yeah. Well, they never really felt supported 526 00:20:00,434 --> 00:20:01,702 most of the time. 527 00:20:03,337 --> 00:20:04,571 Keith, let me... 528 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,673 let me call you right back, Keith. 529 00:20:13,447 --> 00:20:15,215 You left these. 530 00:20:17,351 --> 00:20:18,986 Thank you. 531 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:22,789 They seemed ex pensive. I didn't want you to lose them. 532 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,625 Thanks. 533 00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:28,295 LD. 534 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,633 What's that stand for? 535 00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:36,470 Uh, Landon Donovan. 536 00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:39,239 Landon Donovan is an American soccer player. 537 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,308 The U. S. men's team. 538 00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:43,110 Ah. 539 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:47,314 USA. USA. 540 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,624 ♪ ♪ 541 00:21:06,033 --> 00:21:07,768 DAVE: This is all 542 00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:09,403 Here's one you can weigh in on. 543 00:21:09,403 --> 00:21:11,705 MGK-- who I've never even met, mind you, 544 00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:13,307 so I have no idea why he's posting about me 545 00:21:13,307 --> 00:21:15,442 in the first place-- wrote, 546 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:19,146 "I'm so sorry about what happened in Germany." 547 00:21:19,146 --> 00:21:22,015 What is this guy talking about? I've never even been to Germany. 548 00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:26,553 Is he just, like, apologizing in general for the Holocaust? 549 00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:28,689 That's all he wrote? 550 00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:30,157 Yeah. 551 00:21:30,157 --> 00:21:32,125 - Strange. - Yeah. 552 00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:35,295 "LeBron is listening." 553 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,097 Uh, what is this? 554 00:21:37,097 --> 00:21:39,166 Yeah. Very important. Got to keep this top of mind. 555 00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:41,435 LeBron is listening. We got to remember that, it's... 556 00:21:41,435 --> 00:21:43,670 Who is LeBron? Is he a Nazi? 557 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:44,671 No. No. 558 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:46,273 Anne, you are safe here. 559 00:21:46,273 --> 00:21:48,408 Uh, LeBron is actually the opposite of a Nazi. 560 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,544 He's a crusader for justice, on and off the court. 561 00:21:50,544 --> 00:21:52,179 He's got, like, schools and... 562 00:21:52,179 --> 00:21:54,181 really carries himself well. 563 00:21:54,181 --> 00:21:55,649 He followed me today, so... 564 00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:56,783 it's pretty cool. 565 00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,385 He's tracking you? 566 00:21:58,385 --> 00:21:59,419 No. No, no, no. 567 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,154 Following, uh... 568 00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:04,358 Hmm. How do I explain the Internet to Anne Frank? 569 00:22:04,358 --> 00:22:08,662 So, every fact that exists in life 570 00:22:08,662 --> 00:22:10,531 can be obtained, 571 00:22:10,531 --> 00:22:12,299 like, through this box. 572 00:22:12,299 --> 00:22:14,168 And through this box, 573 00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:16,036 you can communicate 574 00:22:16,036 --> 00:22:17,771 with everybody... 575 00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:19,673 on Earth, pretty much. 576 00:22:22,209 --> 00:22:24,311 Y-You know, when I was hiding from the Nazis... 577 00:22:24,311 --> 00:22:26,046 LeBron could unfollow me at any moment, 578 00:22:26,046 --> 00:22:28,315 which is, like, a really troubling reality. 579 00:22:28,315 --> 00:22:29,716 And-and that's something that I need to, like, 580 00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:31,418 keep in mind as well. Because... 581 00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:33,020 I really got to figure out 582 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:34,288 how I'm gonna get out of this whole thing. 583 00:22:35,322 --> 00:22:36,323 Get out of...? 584 00:22:36,323 --> 00:22:37,524 This. This entire situation. 585 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,026 Are you kidding? 586 00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:40,027 I was worried about scrutiny before. 587 00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:41,128 What about now? 588 00:22:41,128 --> 00:22:42,296 I've, like, opened up such a... 589 00:22:42,296 --> 00:22:43,497 I mean, what am I gonna do, 590 00:22:43,497 --> 00:22:45,432 like, go to a park and be like, 591 00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:48,168 "I'm alive" and hope that goes over well? 592 00:22:48,168 --> 00:22:50,370 Like, I don't think I've even fucking properly contemplated 593 00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:52,005 my exit strategy. 594 00:22:52,005 --> 00:22:54,007 You know. Fuck. It's like, what are they gonna-- 595 00:22:54,007 --> 00:22:56,143 People are gonna eat me alive, potentially. 596 00:22:56,143 --> 00:22:57,578 Or not. Uh, but, 597 00:22:57,578 --> 00:23:00,347 you know, my life could end at any moment. 598 00:23:02,082 --> 00:23:04,184 Uh, what I mean by that is not, like, 599 00:23:04,184 --> 00:23:06,186 end my life in the way that you were... 600 00:23:06,186 --> 00:23:07,187 clipped. 601 00:23:07,187 --> 00:23:08,722 I mean, like, uh, 602 00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:10,257 today, in America, 603 00:23:10,257 --> 00:23:13,227 they can kill you while you're alive. 604 00:23:13,227 --> 00:23:15,629 Which, in my opinion, is worse than being dead. 605 00:23:15,629 --> 00:23:18,532 Although I can't speak to-- I don't know how you were killed. 606 00:23:18,532 --> 00:23:21,301 How did you die? Was it, like, a... 607 00:23:21,301 --> 00:23:23,170 - I-In a camp. - In a camp. 608 00:23:23,170 --> 00:23:25,005 So it was, like, a slow death. I-I kind of always imagined, 609 00:23:25,005 --> 00:23:27,641 like, people running up and, like, Osama bin Laden-style, 610 00:23:27,641 --> 00:23:28,775 just, like... (mimics gunfire) 611 00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:30,544 - Uh, but... - (claps hands) 612 00:23:30,544 --> 00:23:33,614 Yeah, cancel culture is a total nightmare. 613 00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:36,583 Yeah, you make coffee in that. 614 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:37,784 Coffee. 615 00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:40,120 Coffee? No, it's good. 616 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:42,589 I don't know if you guys even had stimulants, but... 617 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,224 Did you have Adderall back then? 618 00:23:44,224 --> 00:23:46,260 I'm not on my Adderall. 619 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:48,428 And it's... 620 00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:50,764 I don't know if that's why this is happening. 621 00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:52,633 (phone chimes) 622 00:23:52,633 --> 00:23:56,303 Oh, my God. They just added six of my songs to RapCaviar. 623 00:23:56,303 --> 00:23:58,372 That's 14 million new listeners. 624 00:24:00,073 --> 00:24:01,508 Is that what you want? 625 00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:02,643 Uh, listeners? 626 00:24:02,643 --> 00:24:04,044 Yeah. 627 00:24:04,044 --> 00:24:05,746 Uh, how many listeners is enough? 628 00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:08,015 Uh... 629 00:24:08,015 --> 00:24:10,117 That's a... big question, Anne. 630 00:24:10,117 --> 00:24:13,120 But, uh, I don't know. You can really never have too many. 631 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,455 But more listeners you have, 632 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:17,524 the more scrutiny. Right? 633 00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:20,160 And scrutiny leads to feeling like everything could just end, 634 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,662 you said. Right? 635 00:24:21,662 --> 00:24:24,565 Very good memory, Ms. Frank. 636 00:24:24,565 --> 00:24:27,134 It was ten seconds ago. 637 00:24:27,134 --> 00:24:28,702 Uh, mm, true. 638 00:24:28,702 --> 00:24:31,538 What is this? Uh, your shirt. 639 00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:32,573 "Whip"? 640 00:24:32,573 --> 00:24:34,107 - Oh. - What is this? 641 00:24:34,107 --> 00:24:35,576 - Whip. Yeah, whip. - Whip? 642 00:24:35,576 --> 00:24:37,511 Uh, it's like a contemporary dance. 643 00:24:37,511 --> 00:24:39,046 It's actually not even that contemporary. 644 00:24:39,046 --> 00:24:41,048 It's pretty old at this point. But, uh... 645 00:24:41,048 --> 00:24:43,450 It's like, uh... I normally have to, like, stand to do it well. 646 00:24:43,450 --> 00:24:45,052 But, uh... 647 00:24:45,052 --> 00:24:46,453 Hey, how did you deal with all the scrutiny 648 00:24:46,453 --> 00:24:47,788 as far as your diary? 649 00:24:47,788 --> 00:24:49,790 Y-You... 650 00:24:49,790 --> 00:24:51,391 know of my diary? 651 00:24:51,391 --> 00:24:53,360 Oh, my God. Yeah, everyone knows of your diary. 652 00:24:54,328 --> 00:24:56,029 - Everyone? - Yeah. 653 00:24:56,029 --> 00:24:57,498 I mean, I don't know if every single s-- I mean, 654 00:24:57,498 --> 00:24:59,266 it's one of the most popular books of all time. 655 00:24:59,266 --> 00:25:00,367 (breathing heavily) 656 00:25:00,367 --> 00:25:02,636 Uh, how... how did this happen? 657 00:25:02,636 --> 00:25:04,538 How did it happen? Like, I don't understand the question. 658 00:25:04,538 --> 00:25:06,173 Like, how did it get published? 659 00:25:06,173 --> 00:25:08,375 Uh, I can-- I'll use the box. 660 00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:10,143 This is the advantage of the box. 661 00:25:10,143 --> 00:25:11,578 Okay, it says here 662 00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:14,014 that your diary was published by your father. 663 00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:15,449 Um... 664 00:25:15,449 --> 00:25:17,150 My father published 665 00:25:17,150 --> 00:25:18,652 - my fucking diary?! - Anne, 666 00:25:18,652 --> 00:25:20,587 nobody came out of the Holocaust looking better than you. 667 00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:23,590 - (yells) - Oh! Hey! You came across really well in the diary! 668 00:25:23,590 --> 00:25:25,092 You got nothing to be concerned about! 669 00:25:25,092 --> 00:25:26,693 Everyone loves the diary. You're, like, 670 00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:28,395 - a treasure of the Holocau-- Uh... - (keys jangling) 671 00:25:28,395 --> 00:25:30,564 - (doorknob rattling) - No! Anne, no, you're safe! 672 00:25:30,564 --> 00:25:32,266 You're safe here! Where are you going? 673 00:25:33,267 --> 00:25:34,434 (muttering) 674 00:25:34,434 --> 00:25:37,104 Hey, uh, we got to go. 675 00:25:37,104 --> 00:25:38,305 Elz is over it. 676 00:25:38,305 --> 00:25:39,573 I almost keyed a man in the face. 677 00:25:39,573 --> 00:25:42,042 And-and Gata's ramping up real bad. 678 00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:43,644 - Leave now? - Yeah, we got to go. We should go. I bought a van, by the way. 679 00:25:43,644 --> 00:25:45,512 - So it's-- I'll meet you out front with it. - What? 680 00:25:45,512 --> 00:25:47,181 We need to keep control of the narrative. 681 00:25:47,181 --> 00:25:49,449 - The narrative. - Here, meet me out front. 682 00:25:49,449 --> 00:25:50,517 (door closes) 683 00:25:50,517 --> 00:25:52,553 ♪ ♪ 684 00:26:29,223 --> 00:26:30,457 (exhales) 685 00:26:30,457 --> 00:26:33,360 Being back in L. A., honestly, it's... 686 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:35,696 just the right move for the next phase of this. 687 00:26:35,696 --> 00:26:37,631 It's a full media operation at this point. 688 00:26:37,631 --> 00:26:39,533 Yeah, we got to come out of it right. 689 00:26:39,533 --> 00:26:43,670 I mean, your audience has gotten way, way bigger. 690 00:26:44,671 --> 00:26:46,540 - Yeah. - (phone chimes) 691 00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:49,209 Oh, that's-that's my phone. 692 00:26:49,209 --> 00:26:51,011 Uh... will you grab that? 693 00:26:51,011 --> 00:26:52,145 - I don't want to... - Yeah. 694 00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:57,184 Who is it? 695 00:26:57,184 --> 00:26:58,352 Uh... 696 00:26:58,352 --> 00:27:00,087 your brother. 697 00:27:00,087 --> 00:27:02,189 Oh. Put it down. I'll hit him later. 698 00:27:02,189 --> 00:27:03,624 Okay. I... 699 00:27:03,624 --> 00:27:05,592 I read it. 700 00:27:05,592 --> 00:27:06,727 About your dad. 701 00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:11,498 Yeah. Yeah, my-- our dad has, uh, Alzheimer's. 702 00:27:11,498 --> 00:27:14,001 It's a... like, a recent development. 703 00:27:15,202 --> 00:27:17,437 - I am so sorry, Mike. - It's totally cool. 704 00:27:17,437 --> 00:27:20,307 My brother's been taking care of him, and the deal was... 705 00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:23,177 I-I'd take him to L. A., put him in one of those... (sniffles) 706 00:27:23,177 --> 00:27:25,646 you know, assisted living homes as soon as the tour's done. 707 00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:27,114 And... 708 00:27:27,114 --> 00:27:28,782 the tour's done. (scoffs) 709 00:27:28,782 --> 00:27:31,652 On one hand, you know, he's never gonna remember being a, 710 00:27:31,652 --> 00:27:33,554 you know, emotionally abusive asshole. 711 00:27:33,554 --> 00:27:35,689 But he's also never gonna forget 712 00:27:35,689 --> 00:27:39,092 to call me a failure when he sees my face, that's for sure. 713 00:27:39,092 --> 00:27:41,361 Hey, you've managed the hell out 714 00:27:41,361 --> 00:27:43,430 - of this situation, Mike. - (sighs) 715 00:27:43,430 --> 00:27:45,232 - I'm serious. - Oh, Dave. Come on, man. 716 00:27:45,232 --> 00:27:46,767 It's fine. It's totally good. 717 00:27:46,767 --> 00:27:48,535 I-- honestly, I don't even want to think about it. 718 00:27:48,535 --> 00:27:49,703 'Cause that's why I did this. 719 00:27:49,703 --> 00:27:52,105 I took this tour because I just... 720 00:27:52,105 --> 00:27:54,174 I wanted to be with you and get that... 721 00:27:54,174 --> 00:27:57,678 We're not gonna let my dad rain on this parade. 722 00:27:57,678 --> 00:27:59,580 I mean, look at what we're about to pull off. 723 00:27:59,580 --> 00:28:01,048 Yeah. 724 00:28:01,048 --> 00:28:02,649 The number one song in the country 725 00:28:02,649 --> 00:28:05,052 and the number one album in the country? 726 00:28:05,052 --> 00:28:07,354 - DAVE: It's fucking crazy. - You just got to lay low for two more days. 727 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:08,422 48 hours. 728 00:28:08,422 --> 00:28:09,556 - Please lay low. - I'm not-- 729 00:28:09,556 --> 00:28:10,691 No one's gonna see me. 730 00:28:10,691 --> 00:28:12,993 And then... 731 00:28:12,993 --> 00:28:15,496 everything that you've ever wanted. 732 00:28:15,496 --> 00:28:17,164 - DAVE: That's crazy. - You called it. 733 00:28:17,164 --> 00:28:19,032 Do you remember that-- you remember that email 734 00:28:19,032 --> 00:28:21,001 that you sent me before you uploaded your first video? 735 00:28:21,001 --> 00:28:22,302 That destiny manifesto? 736 00:28:22,302 --> 00:28:25,005 Oh, my God. I forgot all about that. 737 00:28:25,005 --> 00:28:27,207 R-Read it to me. 738 00:28:27,975 --> 00:28:29,710 - You w ant me to pull it up... - Right now. 739 00:28:29,710 --> 00:28:31,044 Do it. 740 00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:33,146 DAVE: All right. Fuck it. 741 00:28:33,146 --> 00:28:34,748 (clears throat) "Lil Dicky 742 00:28:34,748 --> 00:28:37,017 "isn't just my rap name. 743 00:28:37,017 --> 00:28:39,453 It's my actual destiny." 744 00:28:39,453 --> 00:28:40,721 It's so stupid. 745 00:28:40,721 --> 00:28:42,623 - (chuckles) - "I'm taking 746 00:28:42,623 --> 00:28:44,057 "my biggest insecurity-- 747 00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:45,692 - parentheses, my penis..." - Yeah. 748 00:28:45,692 --> 00:28:48,495 "...and turning it into my biggest superpower. 749 00:28:48,495 --> 00:28:50,497 "I'm sick of seeing people pretend to be one thing 750 00:28:50,497 --> 00:28:52,299 "even when they're not. 751 00:28:52,299 --> 00:28:53,634 "That's not Lil Dicky. 752 00:28:53,634 --> 00:28:56,236 "And I will never change who I am 753 00:28:56,236 --> 00:28:58,639 just to be successful." 754 00:28:58,639 --> 00:29:00,507 MIKE: Just keep going. 755 00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:03,410 "I'm doing this for everyone out there 756 00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:05,145 "who believes they can do something 757 00:29:05,145 --> 00:29:06,580 "the right way. 758 00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:10,017 "I will always hold up my end of the bargain. 759 00:29:10,017 --> 00:29:13,353 I will never take shortcuts." 760 00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:18,058 "I will never sell my soul." 761 00:29:21,161 --> 00:29:23,764 "I don't care how long it takes 762 00:29:23,764 --> 00:29:26,366 "or how hard it gets. I will not stop. 763 00:29:26,366 --> 00:29:28,502 "Because that is my responsibility. 764 00:29:28,502 --> 00:29:31,071 "And whatever happens, I can accept that. 765 00:29:31,071 --> 00:29:33,607 "Because that is my destiny. 766 00:29:33,607 --> 00:29:34,641 "Today 767 00:29:34,641 --> 00:29:37,311 "is the day that I am reborn 768 00:29:37,311 --> 00:29:40,380 "and Lil Dicky will live... 769 00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:42,382 forever." 770 00:29:42,382 --> 00:29:46,053 ♪ ♪ 771 00:29:51,258 --> 00:29:53,527 I don't want to get a number one like this. 772 00:30:15,616 --> 00:30:17,117 Yo. 773 00:30:18,252 --> 00:30:19,286 Are you... 774 00:30:19,286 --> 00:30:21,154 are you Lil Dicky? 775 00:30:21,154 --> 00:30:22,489 Yeah. 776 00:30:22,489 --> 00:30:24,591 Aren't you supposed to be dead? 777 00:30:24,591 --> 00:30:26,059 Yeah, I'm not. 778 00:30:26,059 --> 00:30:27,161 Whoa. Can I get a picture? 779 00:30:27,161 --> 00:30:28,595 Of-- yeah. 780 00:30:28,595 --> 00:30:29,997 - MAN: Yo, what? - WOMAN (laughs): Oh, my God. 781 00:30:29,997 --> 00:30:32,332 Yo, it's Lil Dicky, bro. 782 00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:33,700 - He's still alive? - He's alive. 783 00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:36,303 (indistinct chatter) 784 00:30:49,283 --> 00:30:52,653 ♪ ♪ 785 00:30:52,653 --> 00:30:54,655 (cheering) 786 00:30:57,658 --> 00:31:00,427 ♪ I feel brand-new ♪ 787 00:31:02,496 --> 00:31:05,065 ♪ I feel brand-new ♪ 788 00:31:07,467 --> 00:31:10,170 ♪ I cannot move ♪ 789 00:31:12,439 --> 00:31:15,175 ♪ I'm feeling brand-new ♪ 790 00:31:16,677 --> 00:31:19,580 ♪ You cannot say what I can't do ♪ 791 00:31:21,114 --> 00:31:24,284 ♪ I feel so brand-new ♪ 792 00:31:25,619 --> 00:31:28,722 ♪ I feel so brand-new. ♪ 59146

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