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LAINEY: Back in the '90s,

there were so many
great movies about teachers,

but one really inspired
Principal Glascott

to get through to the kids
in a whole new way.

They finally did it.

Good Will Hunting
is a movie that combines

two of
my greatest loves.

Matt Damon
and Ben Affleck.

No, I mean teaching
and counseling.

But those boys
do have something
very special.

Some might
even say it's

(BOSTONIAN ACCENT)
"wicked awesome."
(CHUCKLES)

(BOSTONIAN ACCENT)
"How 'bout them apples?"

(NORMAL VOICE) Right?
How 'bout 'em?

(NORMAL VOICE)
You want to know the
one thing that I don't like?

What?
Them grammar.

(WHEEZING LAUGH)
Them grammar.

You wanted to see me,
John?

I wanted to let you know
that CB is going to assist you

at the robotics competition
this weekend.

(ROBOTIC VOICE) Wilma.
I am ready.

Oh, sure,
that makes total sense

because he's
an English teacher.

At the last Sharing Circle,
we decided that when teachers

are outside
of their area
of expertise,

they can lend
a unique perspective.

Wilma...
(IMITATES MACHINE WHIRRING)

...I am excited to think
outside of the box with you.

Here's my unique perspective,
no thanks.

(ROBOTIC VOICE)
Sorry, Wilma.
Mind made up.

(BOTH LAUGH)

(NORMAL VOICE)
Oh, speaking of which.

Look at this
adorable guy.

He's dressed like me.

Hello, little fella.

(GROANS) God! No!
Why, God?

(NORMAL VOICE) Wilma,
did one of your kids
make this?

My kids wish they could
make a robot this good.

That is some great work.

It's a prank,
and I'm pretty sure
I know the perpetrator!

(ROBOTIC VOICE) We need
to find him immediately.

CB, the robot bit
is over!

* One of these days,
you're gonna get outta here

* Live your life
and finally be free

* Go where you wanna go,
do what you wanna do

* Someday, you will say
"Those were the days" *

LAINEY: It was April 1st,
1990-something,

and I had recently
gotten up the courage

to get my mom's phone number
from my dad.

(DIALING)

Actually dialing it
was a whole other story.

(DIALING)

I hadn't seen her
in like 15 years,

so I was looking
for any excuse
to get out of doing it.

Oh!
CB, let me help you.

That looks
really heavy.

**

(DIALING)

This phone is gross,
and I hate what I'm wearing.

Clearly,
I needed some support,

so I went
to the best coach I knew.

Okay. Can't believe
the next voice I'm going
to hear is my mom's.

(DIALING)
You got this.

(DISCONNECT TONE)

OPERATOR: We're sorry.

You have reached a number
that has been disconnected

or is no longer
in service.

You sure you got
the right number?

Yeah. It's the number
my dad gave me.

Who wrote this?
W-Were they
on a trampoline?

No. I wrote it.

You sure
you're right-handed?
Yes!

Well, this looks
like hieroglyphics.

You got a 4, a 7, then an L,
and then you drew a falcon.

Why did you draw
a falcon?

No. (STAMMERS)
Okay, we get it.

I have bad penmanship.

I'll have to call my dad
and make sure I wrote down
the number right.

You drew an owl
over here.

**

Caroline, why would
you do this?

It'll take me hours
to wash away all this blue.

My shower's gonna look
like a scene

from Psycho,
but with the Smurfs.

(CHUCKLES) Wait, did I just
think of a genius movie pitch?

You did not.

But this robot
is pretty genius.

The force of the paint,
the distribution,

it is the perfect amount
of humiliation.

That's what
I was going for.

Well, you know
what I'm going for?
Two weeks' detention.

You shouldn't punish
genius, John.

It may be genius,
but it's evil genius, Wilma.

Evil, I say!

Well, my robotics team
is soft,

and we could use someone
like Caroline.

Well, I can't reward her
for what she did.

I don't wanna
join her team,
okay?

So, it's not a reward.
I'd rather take detention.

There you go.
Detention's the reward.

Putting her on
my robotics team
is the punishment.

Okay, fine.
We'll do it your way.

But with CB's help.

What does an English teacher
know about robotics?

Boy, I do like you.

**

So, what'd your dad say?

Turns out
he had the wrong number.

Then he went on some rant
how my mom

is probably a carnie
or a drug mule now.

That's highly unlikely.

Those two jobs require
very different skill sets.

He also told me he heard
she lives in Altoona now.

That's only
a couple hours away.

Yeah. I might go visit
during the break.

But, you know, I-I might get
a summer teaching gig.

I might want to travel,
find myself.

There's many things
to do.

You know what I hate,
Lainey?

Hippies? Russians?
Poodles?

Waiters that tell you
their names?

Actually, I came around on
that one when, uh,

my good buddy Lance
from TGI Fridays

turned me on
to cilantro.

No, but what I hate
is excuses,

and that's
what I hear you making.

Now, you wanted me
to push you to do this.

To call her.
But...seeing her?

I mean, I need a little
more time, Rick.

All right. I know
when not to push
my players too hard.

I'll tell you what.
What say we go down
to TGI Fridays

and my good buddy Lance
hooks us up

with some barbecue
quesadillas?

That actually
sounds great.

I could really use
some fried stuff right now.

While Rick was helping me,
Wilma was trying to help

her chances at
the robotics competition.

Everyone,
meet your new teammate.

Caroline Dillon?
Seriously?

Don't explode
any paint bombs in here.

These are my only glasses with
an up-to-date prescription.

Calm down. She's not here
to blow anything up.

Right?

Fine.

Did you just
glue a skateboard
to a watering can

and stick
a baseball mitt on top?

It's designed
to carry an egg.

Well, I bet it can
carry stupid.

You can't carry stupid.
That's an abstract concept.

Yeah, that's what I thought,
too, until I saw your robot.

Now, let's remember that
there are no stupid ideas.

There are, however,
better ideas
than Mr. Eggbot,

which is why I brought in
some fresh blood.

Yeah, this is actually
way too lame.

I can't do this,
Ms. Howell.

I can't dumb it down
just to make these
scrubs feel better.

I'm out.

Hey, wait. Don't go.

How about this...
These guys can make
their Eggbot,

and you can
make your own.

It'll be like tryouts
for the real competition.

I'd do that.
Okay.

May the best robot win.

Oh, this is getting
interesting.

It wasn't
interesting before?

Wilma, can I see you
over there

for un momento,
por favor, please?

Listen, I thought you were
supposed to be teaching
the kids about teamwork.

It is teamwork.

They're working
as two separate teams.

You know what
this reminds me of?

The classic novel,
The Three Musketeers.

Oh, interesting,
and super relevant
to the task at hand.

Well, originally,
the musketeers were
enemies with D'Artagnan,

and then they realized
that they were stronger

when they worked
together, okay?

And that's when they truly
became "all for one."

I know you're
trying to help me,

but now I'm just hungry
for a Three Musketeers bar.

LAINEY: While CB
was coaching Wilma,

Coach had his
own plans for me.

Hey, we just passed
TGI Fridays.

We're not going there.
Lance doesn't even
work there today.

Well, there are
other servers, Rick.

It's not about that.

We're going to Altoona.

Wait, what?

Are you serious?
You're kidnapping me?

I'm not kidnapping you.

Kidnapping is taking
a kid away from a parent.

I'm returning a kid
to a parent.

So, I'm... I'm un-napping you
or possibly de-napping you.

No, you don't have
to do this.

I will do it.
Myself. Later.

I promise.

Maybe next weekend.

Or I travel
and find myself.

That way, I can show her
vacation photos I took.

(BRAKES SQUEAK)

Look, Lainey,
if you don't
want to do this,

I can turn around
and we can
go home right now.

Okay.
Hear me out.

I had a huge falling out
with my stepfather,

and we didn't talk
for 10 years.

Well, we have that
fun thing in common.

Look, I don't know
if talking to him

would have made things
better or worse,

but I wish
I could have found out.

You still have a chance
to find out.

All right.

Let's do this.

**

Mellor had shared
a personal story with me,

while Glascott was sharing
his bootleg copy

of Good Will Hunting
with someone

he thought
would appreciate it the most.

See? You're both
maintenance workers.

That's pretty cool,
huh?

This makes me
believe one day,

I, too, could janitor
at the Ivy League level.

Maybe you can, son.

Maybe you can.

SEAN: It's not your fault.

I know.

It's not your fault,
all right?

It's not your fault.

It's true!
It's not his fault!

Why won't he listen?
Accept the help, man!

GLASCOTT: Oh, Wilma.

You made it just in time
for the third act.

As much as I love
to watch movies,
I've got robotics club,

and CB can't be left
in there alone.

Break dancing
in the science lab just
leads to breaking things.

Speaking of which,
how's it going
with Caroline?

That's why I came in here.

To tell you to come see
for yourself.

I have to say, Wilma,
I applaud how you stepped in

to help
that troubled genius.

(CHUCKLES)
Oh, my God!

You're
"Good Wilma Hunting."

Ha. I see what you did.

I added an "M-A"
to the "Will."

Is that what you saw?
Yes.

Yeah, good.
'Cause that's what I did.

**

Hey, guys.

Get your robots ready
to demonstrate
for Principal Glascott.

Wait, they're doing
them separately?

Isn't this a team?

That's what
I've been saying.
Trust me.

This friendly competition
will guarantee the best robot.

Y'all ready for this?

Mr. Eggbot!

(WHIRRING)

Ooh.
(CHUCKLES)

This robot
is egg-cellent.

(CHUCKLES)

Okay, I'm sorry.

Now, let's see
what Caroline's can do.

(WHIRRING)

ALL: No!

No!

Ooh!
No!

(EXPLOSION)
No!

(COUGHS)
GLASCOTT: Oh, God!

No! Why, God? Why?

Sorry. I guess
the best robot won.

Caroline,
that is not okay!

(MACHINERY POWERING DOWN)

My robot!
Great.

Now we have no robot
for the competition.

You know, this reminds me
of the classic novel,

Wilma Should Have
Listened to CB.

LAINEY: Rick was
taking me to see my mom,

and the closer we got,
the more nervous I got.

I hope
this isn't a bad idea.

We could find my mom
in a hillbilly roadhouse

with a bunch of guys
snapping her bra straps
for wine coolers.

My dad's words,
not mine.

It's how they met,
apparently.

**

LAINEY: Well,
this doesn't look like
a hillbilly roadhouse.

No. The neighborhood
doesn't seem like it's zoned
for that kind of thing.

We don't know
her life now.

Remarried? Job? Kids?
Do I have stepsiblings?

We don't know what's behind
those doors, Rick.

I think I know
a really good way
to find out.

Come on. Let's go.

(DOORBELL RINGS)
(DOG BARKING)

I'm so nervous
to see her face-to-face.

Oh, my God.
Lainey?

Hi, Mom.

Look at you.
(CHUCKLES)

You...
You're so grown-up.

Well,
it's been a long time.

Uh, Rick Mellor.

Um, friend, co-worker,
and reunion specialist.

**

You'll have to excuse
Buttercup and Duffy.

They're a little antsy
after sitting for 45 minutes

while I painted
their portrait.

LAINEY:
Gosh, look at those.

MELLOR:
There's so many, too.

Yeah. It's pretty hard
to paint a bad picture
of these two.

So...whatcha
been up to?

Wow. 15 years. Okay.

Well,
a lot has happened.

Um, I'll just give you
the greatest hits.

In high school,
I started a band.

Oh, fun.

You always
had a beautiful voice.

Thank you.

So, I moved to Hollywood
to, um, try to make it
on my own.

Well, you're better
as a solo act.

Anyway, I, um...
I moved back to Philly,

and, uh...
Oh, my gosh.

I'm dating
Barry Goldberg.

Oh. I remember that boy.

Did he ever grow
into that hair?

He did not.

Yeah, it's been a pretty
crazy ride with him.

We actually got engaged
and then we broke it off

and we were apart
for a couple years.

Now we're back together.

It's long distance,
but it's actually
going pretty well.

I'm so glad you guys
found each other again.

And now
I'm a music teacher
at William Penn.

I'm also
the cheerleading coach.

Oh, my God. It feels like
literally yesterday

you were
a cheerleader there.

You remember that?

Of course I do.

I'm so happy things
are going well.

Yeah, they are.

Despite,
you know, everything.

I'm sorry to interrupt,
but I'm guessing

this is Duffy's
favorite chair?

Oh, God.
I'm sorry.

I'll take them out.
Come on, guys.

Let's go, let's go.
Not his fault.

Probably drawn
to my alpha energy.

Yeah...

(EXHALES SHARPLY)

So, your mom seems
like she's doing great.

I'm not buying it.
This is what she used to do.

She'd pull it together
in front of company,

and then she'd go
to one of her many
booze hiding spots.

She'd hide her mini airplane
bottles in a cookie jar.

(CHUCKLES)

Ooh, Nutter Butters.
Ha, ha!

Mm. Nope.
Dog treats.

Seems like your mom
really has changed.

Yeah, maybe.

Why are you still eating
the dog treat?

'Cause I'm not
a quitter.

Lainey.
Lainey, stop.

It's okay, Rick.

She has every reason
not to trust me.

Heck,
when Lainey was a kid,

I-I did hide booze
all over the house.

But I'm clean now.

Wait, for real?
Y-You're not
drinking anymore?

No. I swear.

I'm in a program.

I-I have
a meeting tonight.

I'm... I'm getting
a milestone chip
for sobriety.

Really?

Why don't you
come with me?

I mean, you can see
for yourself.

Things are different now.

Um...o-okay.
Yeah.

I'm here, right?

Uh, Rick, would you
like to join us?

I'd be honored.
Great.

Yeah, it's probably
not a good idea for you

to be alone in the house
with the dogs.

I mean, Duffy's sweet,
but, uh, he definitely

is gonna hold a grudge
for you taking his seat.

LAINEY: I was starting
to see that my mom

wasn't the mess
I thought she'd be.

Meanwhile, Wilma was cleaning
up the messy aftermath
of the robot battle.

I escorted Caroline
to detention.

I guess I'm not
Good Wilma Hunting.

I'm Bad Wilma Hunting.

Don't be so hard
on yourself.
You were right to try.

I created a monster,
and the monster I created

created a monster
who destroyed
cute, little Eggbot,

whose only crime was wanting
to carry an egg five inches.

Wilma, it's not
your fault.

What are you talking about?
I warned her and she did it.

How is that
not her fault?

It's not your fault.

CB: Oh, I see
what you're doing there.

You're doing that thing
from the movie?

Yeah, it was a beautiful,
heartfelt moment,

and it totally changed
my opinion

of what Robin Williams
could do as an actor.

Wilma,
it's not your fault.

Yeah.
It's Caroline's fault.

Having been privy
to it all,

I would love to offer you
my perspective.

I feel like...
CB, nobody wants to hear
your ideas or thoughts.

I mean, Caroline
is just this know-it-all

who won't listen to anyone's
ideas or thoughts.

She just does
what she wants.

Who does she
think she is?

Hmm. And who does
that sound like?

My Aunt Denise.

I told her she couldn't
afford a boat,

she bought a boat,
now she's a lady
living on a boat.

Okay, well,
it's nice to know
someone with a boat,

but does anyone else
come to mind?

The lady
at the deli counter.

She keeps telling me
to get the combo.

I don't want the combo.

I just want a sandwich
and a drink, not the chips.

Oh, my God.

Caroline is me.

GLASCOTT: She sure is.

How do you like
them apples?

**

And now
we have another chip
to give out

to mark
a sobriety milestone.

Deb, come on up.

Whoo!

Uh, I just want
to thank everyone

in this room
for all your support.

I am especially grateful
that my daughter, Lainey,

is here today,
and that means
the world to me.

I'm proud of you, Mom.

(APPLAUSE)

I can't believe
my mom has been
sober for a whole year.

Congratulations
on five years sober.

(APPLAUSE)
Wait, what?

She's been sober
for five years
and she never called me?

And I know Deb's
two sponsees would
like to say a few words.

Maybe she was using
the five years
to work on herself

and she wasn't ready
to be a mother yet.

Deb has been basically
like my mom. (CHUCKLES)

Deb's been like, uh,
my mom, too.

Huh. Not ready
to be a mother yet?

But way prettier.
(CHUCKLES)

And not dead.

I knew if I came here
I'd get hurt again.

**

After my mom's stunning
admission at the meeting,

I needed some time alone,

which Coach wasn't
gonna let me have.

Come on, Lainey.
Open up.

Lainey.

All right.

I guess you win.
Nothing much I...

(GRUNTING)

(SIGHS)
Come on, Lainey.

We'll go
get mozzarella sticks.

I'll eat fried cheese
for you.

She's not supposed
to be their mom, Rick.

She's supposed
to be my mom.

I understand.
Sometimes...

Hey.
What's going on?

What's going on?

What's going on
is that you've been
sober for five years

and didn't even think
to reach out to me?

Do you know where I was
five years ago?

I-I was broke
and in Hollywood.

I had no clue what to do
with my life

(VOICE BREAKING) and I really
could've used a mom.

Why didn't you reach out
to me after you got clean?

I mean, five years?

I came close.
So many times.

Right before
I got my last
five-year chip,

which I didn't get
because I fell off
again, hard.

And when I got sober,
I didn't know
how long it would last.

I still don't know.

So, we're just not supposed
to have a relationship

because of something
that might happen?

I thought if there was
any chance that I could
hurt you again,

I-I just couldn't do it.

What if it's
what I wanted?

Don't I get a say
in something like this?

Well, I guess
I didn't...

I didn't think of it
like that.

Yeah,
I guess you didn't.

Now you have plenty of time
to think about it.

Come on.

(ENGINE STARTS)

**

(TIRES SQUEAL)

LAINEY: Wilma had seen
herself in Caroline,

and now she had some
good advice to pass on.

So, I guess you ended up
in detention anyway.

Eh. Gave me a chance
to perfect my catapult.

Do you know why
your robot fried itself?

Yeah. I guess
I may have used

a battery with way
too many amps.

Caroline, just because
you're the smartest kid
in the room

doesn't mean
you know everything.

Life is
a group project,

and you'll find
that other people
have good ideas, too.

It's a lesson
I'm still learning myself.

I hear you.

I missed out on
a whole bunch of chips
and boat rides.

I get that less.

And if you ever feel like
talking about anything,

from one misunderstood
genius to another...

I'm here.

Thank you, Ms. Howell.

LAINEY: Wilma had
gotten through to Caroline.

Meanwhile, I was trying
to leave my mom in the past

and get through
to my cheerleaders.

Time, time, time!

Okay, ladies,
it's your time!

Let's get out there
and do this!

I'm proud of you!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

(ALANIS MORISSETTE'S
THANK U PLAYS)

**

Good job tonight, girls.

What are you
doing here?

I know I missed a lot
in the past in person,

but just so you know,

I was always
thinking about you.

You kept
all these pictures of me?

Of course.

And this newspaper
clipping?

Yeah. I look at that
all the time.

It's me and Erica.
(CHUCKLES)

Listen, I know
I can't make up
for not being there,

but if you'd let me,
I would love

to be part
of your life again.

Okay.
(EXHALES SHARPLY)

But let's
take it slowly.

One day at a time.

Well, I know
I can do that.

Thank you for coming.

* How 'bout them transparent
dangling carrots?

LAINEY: Sometimes in life,
we have to give people
second chances.

Hey.

I was wondering
if you guys still had
room on your team.

I have some great ideas
for Eggbot Two.

I mean, along with all
of your good ideas.

* Thank you, India

* Thank you, terror

* Thank you, disillusionment

LAINEY: A chance for them
to prove that the person
they once were

isn't who they're
always going to be.

You know,
this reminds me
of a book called,

"I'm Sorry, CB,
I Was a Big Dope.

"You're a Valuable Member
of the Team."

Classic book,
clunky title.

But don't worry.
We're good.

Now let's go help these kids
put Eggbot back together.

All for one
and one for all.

(IMITATES
MACHINERY WHIRRING)

Let's go.

(IMITATES
MACHINERY WHIRRING)

LAINEY: Because the truth is,
people can change,

and often for the better.

(INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION)

You just have to keep an open
mind and an open heart.

And at the end of the day,

nothing feels greater
than watching
the important people

in our lives aspire
to be the best versions
of themselves.

* Yeah, yeah

* Oh, oh, oh

* Oh, oh

* Oh *

LAINEY: Because in doing that,

it helps you become
the best version of yourself.

You can do it.

I don't know if I can.

I have faith in you.

This is super
complicated stuff.

It is.
But think hard.

You know the answers.

I've got it!

I have the solution!

**

Ah!

**

You did it!

You missed my hand.

No, I was doing the thing
from the movie.

What thing?
The now classic

Matt Damon-Stellan Skarsgard

start-out-high-
pass-each-other-

continue-around-
and-meet-down-low-
high-five.

Oh, yeah.
They did do that.

Of course they did.

You wanna try it again?

Mm, we kinda
lost the moment.

I'm not feeling it now.

You can do it.
I don't think I can.

I have faith in you.

You're just repeating
what I said to you earlier.

I am.
Let's do it!

(BOTH LAUGH)