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LAINEY: No matter what school
you went to,
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we all had those same classic
Thanksgiving traditions,
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like the hand-turkey
art exhibit.
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Whoa.
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The harvest formal,
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and the Thanksgiving
food drive.
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Now, that's what
I'm talking about, Darla.
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Tell your parents thanks
for giving us
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eight cans
of chili paste?
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Really?
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LAINEY: But for us,
the most popular
Thanksgiving tradition
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was our alumni flag football,
a casual game
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
where old friends
could reconnect.
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Of course, Coach Mellor
treated it like the
Super Bowl.
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Damn it,
Ruben Amaro Jr.!
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Quit showboating,
and get your head in the game!
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We're only up by 42!
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Vanessa, stop trying
to catch up
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with your friend
you haven't seen in 20 years,
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and catch the damn pass!
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Boomshakalakalaka!
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Okay.
What am I looking at now?
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That is my budget proposal
for this year's
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Annual National All-School
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Alumni Flag Football
Championship Face-Off
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Mellor Bowl Extravaganza,
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trademark pending.
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Rick, I told you.
Stop adding exciting names.
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We have to reprint
the banner ever year.
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Don't worry.
I factored that
into the budget.
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$100,000?
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That's as low as I can go.
There is legitimately no room
for negotiation on this.
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I'm not giving you a blimp
or a jumbotron, Rick.
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Fine,
but I will never back down
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on the halftime air show
with the Blue Angels.
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I'll give you a cheese plate
and cucumber water.
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Add in lemon wedges,
and we got a deal.
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No.
I got cucumber-only water!
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Mellor wins!
You're going down, sucker.
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No, no. To be clear,
I am not coaching against
you this year.
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Because I'm unbeatable?
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No, because you're
a hyper-competitive meanie
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who saps out
every morsel of fun.
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I talked to the whole staff.
No one wants to do it.
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I can do it.
Seriously?
You want to coach?
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Why the surprise, Mellor?
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Because
you're a science nerd
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who only exercises that
smartypants brain of yours.
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True, but I still
love me some football.
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Well, at least we'll have
one coach out there
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who can keep it sane.
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"Sane" is another word
for "loser."
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Good luck,
smartypants brain lady.
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Ooh, trash talk.
Exciting.
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No. You're supposed
to trash talk back.
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Come on.
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I need to battle somebody
who knows how this works.
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How about you battle
your own alienating
competitive attitude?
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That's good.
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I'll take on
the only man in this school
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who's a worthy opponent, me.
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Look out, Rick Mellor,
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because Rick Mellor
is coming for you.
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Too late to back out?
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Please don't.
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Those tris.
Ooh.
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Looking solid
in the tri area.
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* One of these days,
you're gonna get outta here
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* Live your life
and finally be free
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* Go where you wanna go,
do what you wanna do
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* Someday, you will say
"Those were the days" *
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LAINEY: It was November 20th,
1990-something,
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and the William Penn cafeteria
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was observing a holiday
tradition of its own.
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Nine straight days of
turkey-based dishes?
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I mean, is this really
something people
are asking for?
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You guys talking
turkey, huh?
(IMITATES CHICKEN)
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That's a chicken.
Yeah.
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Listen, you guys are lucky,
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'cause this Wednesday
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is the big faculty
Friendsgiving dinner,
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held at my new party pad.
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Eh...you know...
Eh. Eh.
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Come on.
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You guys complain every year
about this tradition,
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but in the end,
we all have a blast, right?
Well...
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Yeah.
It's cool.
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That's a begrudging "yes."
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It's all right.
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Let's see who's gonna
bring what food.
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I'm just take out
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my Apple Newton Personal
Digital Assistant here.
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Just gonna open my notes.
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(CLICK)
Whoops.
Opened up an old note.
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Gotta loop back.
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Delete.
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Delete.
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Home screen.
Enter password.
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Oh, shoot.
Delete.
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And...the battery is dying.
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Ignore message.
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Okay, Randy G,
what do you want to bring?
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Damn it.
Well, at least you stayed.
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Are you sure you really want
to do all that cooking again?
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Yes.
It's really important
that all the teachers
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spend one night a year
just maxin' and relaxin'.
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I think the problem is
everyone would rather
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max and relax
with their families.
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And you don't think
us teachers are a family?
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Well, sure. But we're a work
family, not family family.
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Well, I think that work family
is family family.
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Well, most people think family
family is family family.
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Okay, fine. It might not be
family family family,
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but it is work family family,
which is still family.
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If I promise to bring yams,
can we end this conversation?
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(SNAPS FINGERS, CLAPS HANDS)
Yes. Okay.
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Let me just put you
in my notes here.
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L A, Shoot.
Delete.
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While CB was getting
outmatched by fancy new tech,
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Coach was making sure
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he'd outmatch Wilma
in flag football.
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Ah. There she is.
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My honorable opponent
for this casual game.
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Fun.
Insane fun.
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And since you're new
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and don't know
any of the alumni playing,
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I took the liberty
of creating
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two fair and
evenly matched teams.
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I gave you some of
the finest athletes
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to ever grace this school,
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like superstar
and football legend
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Deadly Dan the Man.
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Then, of course,
there's Brenda Chu.
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Girl's a beast on the field.
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And I personally reached out
to Adam Goldfarb,
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my most memorable athlete
I had back in the '80s.
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What's up with his eye?
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Wonky, in a good way.
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The man can see
the whole field.
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Ooh, I should make him
my quarterback.
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Ah. Yes.
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He definitely knows
what that is.
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And as for my team,
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just a random assortment
of gangly scrubs
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like, uh,
Ruben Amaro Jr., here.
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This is gonna be a hoot.
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Yes, it is.
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Just a silly little game
amongst old friends.
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These people
are not your friends.
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We must win
at all costs.
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This is, without a doubt,
the biggest game of
your lives.
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You do know
I'm a professional athlete
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who played in
the World Series?
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Well, then,
you're warmed up.
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Game on!
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Hey, Rick, bad news.
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My star quarterback,
Adam Goldberg, called.
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He said, quote,
"'Terminator 2' just came out,
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"and I need to focus."
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Damn it, Goldfarb.
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You disappoint me athletically
even as an adult!
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It's fine.
I got a solid replacement.
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Dear Lord.
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What's he doing here?
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Oh, you two know each other?
Yeah. I know him.
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That's my D-hole
big brother.
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Well, that D-hole
is my QB.
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Nick Mellor
is prepared to play
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this bastardized version
of America's game.
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Let's flag it up!
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We seriously have to play
against this thing?
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No, because Coach Wilma
is cheating.
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You cheat, cheater.
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You're the one who took
all the good players
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and stuck me
with the goobers.
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You know about that?
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I can spot a goober
a mile away,
'cause I was a goober.
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You know, I just did this
to have some fun,
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but now you got me mad.
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Good, 'cause I like
a little competition.
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When this game is over,
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you will look me in the eyes
and say, "Wilma wins."
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You're going down,
little bro!
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Yeah, suck it,
Coach Mellor.
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Also, hi,
Coach Mellor.
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You're looking lean.
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Okay,
we ready for the coin flip?
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No. No flip.
Not until you tell
my big brother
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he can't play
in this game.
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Nick's an alumni.
Of course he can play.
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Sounds to me like
it's game on, bitch.
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Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa!
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Okay, this is not
a real game.
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Let's lay off
the "bitch" talk.
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My bad. Just excited
to have fun out there.
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(MOUTHS WORD)
She did it again!
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Wilma,
I'm a little thrown
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by this whole new
competitive thing
you got going on.
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New? I'm the one that drove
my kids to place first
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in the citywide
academic decathlon, remember?
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Yeah, but that was math.
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I didn't think it would
translate to real things.
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Oh, it translates.
Game on!
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(MOUTHS WORD)
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Hey!
I heard that!
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I heard it.
I saw it.
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LAINEY: Wilma had shown
a new side
of herself at school,
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and I was about to see
a new side of CB at home.
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Hi.
Morning.
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Thought I'd swing by
on my way to school.
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No, uh, come in.
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Uh, do you want a Danish
or some coffee or anything?
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I have neither.
Um, I'm sorry.
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I'm a little bit
frazzled.
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I wasn't expecting you.
Oh, bed head.
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Oh, God.
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Wow. Really digging
the new party pad.
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Oh, yeah. Here, let me
give you the grand tour.
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Here's my Sony three-disc
CD player with bass boost.
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In case you get bored,
whip out the Bop It.
Beep-beep!
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Super fun-guy
blow-up furniture.
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I'm standing outside,
'cause I have an
outdoor patio.
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Are you a fan of NBA star
Shaquille O'Neal?
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Do you like kung-fu?
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Well, now you can experience
both with, "Shaq Fu."
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I don't know what that is,
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and I don't want to find out,
so no.
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I just came by
to drop off the yams
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'cause I can't make
Friendsgiving tonight.
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Oh, no!
Please don't bail.
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I know.
I'm sorry.
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But it's the one time
everyone's back in town.
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Barry flew in,
and we're going to Buckets
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with Erica and the JTP.
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Well, thanks for the
giant mound of yams.
Really appreciate it.
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Now we've got some great
leftovers for tomorrow.
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Wait, tomorrow's
Thanksgiving.
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Right. Yeah.
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That means I'll be doing
my Thanksgiving plans
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at my Thanksgiving
appointment.
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You do have somewhere to go
for Thanksgiving, right?
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Yeah. Of course.
I got plans with my folks.
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Aren't they
in the Bahamas?
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Mm. Yes.
I did tell you that.
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I meant, um,
my Philly folks.
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Big dinner, 16 cousins.
247
00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,982
We're all heading over
to my Aunt Sh... Shlamma.
248
00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:03,584
Aunt who?
Shaltmor?
249
00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:04,718
I don't know
what you're saying.
250
00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:06,053
My Aunt Sh,
Shirlimonst.
251
00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,220
Are you saying
"Shirlimonst"?
252
00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:08,822
Are you?
I think so.
253
00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:12,459
Anywhoozle, still got
a ton of stuff to cook
for Friendsgiving.
254
00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,127
You do know school starts
in an hour, right?
255
00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,663
Oh, no worries.
256
00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:17,297
I got three crock pots
on high
257
00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:20,267
and the Ron Popeil
Showtime Rotisserie.
258
00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,770
You just set it
and forget it.
259
00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:23,971
Alright. Let's roll.
260
00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,573
You're wearing pajamas.
261
00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:27,007
Did forget that.
262
00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,976
LAINEY: As CB was
setting and forgetting
263
00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,310
his Thanksgiving plans,
264
00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,945
Wilma and Mellor
were coaching a game
265
00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:34,915
to be remembered forever,
for all the wrong reasons.
266
00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:36,116
Come on, ref!
267
00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:37,751
He's not even pretending
to go for the flag!
268
00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:38,886
GLASCOTT: What do you
want me to do?
269
00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:40,921
I told him this was just
for fun, but he won't listen.
270
00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:42,956
Aah!
271
00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:45,125
Sounds like your boys
have had enough, Ricky.
272
00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:47,494
Never!
Everyone calm down.
273
00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,263
This is supposed to be a
friendly game amongst friends.
274
00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:51,865
Aah!
Ohh!
275
00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:54,167
All right, you know what?
Time to bring in the big guns.
276
00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,804
Fitzy, you're out!
I'm QB!
277
00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:59,006
You can't play!
You're a coach!
Tell him, ref.
278
00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,140
And an alumni.
279
00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:01,474
Tell her, ref.
280
00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,911
Well, if coaches can play,
I'm going in, too.
281
00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:05,012
Flags off!
282
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,847
It's real football now!
(CLIPBOARD THUDS)
283
00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,515
Game on, nerd lady!
284
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,717
Blue 32!
285
00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:12,385
Please do not call plays
like this is a real game!
286
00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:13,553
Hut, hut!
287
00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,525
(THUD)
288
00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,962
(GRUNTS)
Aah!
289
00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,196
(GROANS)
290
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,397
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
291
00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:25,966
Okay, that's it!
I'm calling the game!
292
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,135
Which means we win!
293
00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:30,003
Go on! Say it!
Never!
294
00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:31,571
Say it!
Say "Wilma wins"!
295
00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,106
Is she single?
296
00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,878
LAINEY: After the flag
football fiasco, Glascott
was ready to celebrate
297
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,880
the true spirit
of Thanksgiving.
298
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:43,817
We are pilgrims,
and to show peace,
we give you this first dinner.
299
00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:47,254
And in return,
we give you all of our land.
300
00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,422
Thanks for being
so giving.
301
00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,925
Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving!
302
00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:55,863
Gobble gobble, everyone.
303
00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,330
(LAUGHS)
304
00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,399
But seriously, I have
a big announcement to make.
305
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,869
We will be extending
our Thanksgiving food drive
306
00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,236
through the weekend.
307
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,006
So, please bring any
leftover cans you might have.
308
00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:07,074
(FEEDBACK)
309
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,709
Gobble gobble.
310
00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,978
I, too,
have a big announcement.
311
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:13,847
Tomorrow at 4:00 p.m.,
3:00 p.m. central,
312
00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:15,949
there will be
a flag football rematch.
313
00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:17,117
Wait, what?
314
00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,385
I'm looking for some
tough players,
315
00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,620
could be an alumni,
a parent,
316
00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:24,291
a strong uncle with soft hands
and elite escapability.
317
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,893
Gobble gobble.
318
00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,795
I, too, would like
to make an announcement.
319
00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:30,563
There will not be
a rematch of today's game,
320
00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:35,302
as I'm officially retiring
unbeaten, unbroken,
and unbowed.
321
00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:36,536
Thank you.
322
00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:38,505
And I'd like to announce
that's a punk move!
323
00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:39,873
Gobble gobble.
324
00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:41,909
Well, I'd like to announce,
you just got to
accept the fact
325
00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:43,911
that there's someone
better than you.
326
00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:46,413
And I'd like to announce
that I'll take you on
327
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:47,881
any time, any place!
328
00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:50,050
And my announcement
is that there will be
329
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,252
no more
announcements ever.
330
00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,121
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES,
AUDIENCE GASPS)
331
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:58,225
Make your way
to the nearest exit.
Gobble gobble.
332
00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,761
LAINEY: Losing to Wilma was
something Coach would
never forget.
333
00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,429
As for CB, he learned
334
00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,264
you don't set and forget
a whole Thanksgiving meal.
335
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,299
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
336
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,735
Bro! Your apartment's
on fire!
337
00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:08,902
CB: Fire?
338
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:12,639
Okay, everyone, learn
while I'm gone, because fire!
339
00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:16,309
All of it is gone.
340
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,610
You don't know that.
341
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:20,981
Um, maybe it's not
as bad as it looks.
342
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,450
Not my Sony stereo
with bass boost.
343
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,252
How will I boost my bass?
344
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,320
My fun-guy
blow-up furniture.
345
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,823
It's neither fun
nor blown up!
346
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,959
Not you too, "Shaq Fu"!
347
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,861
How could a simple fire
348
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,496
beat a 7-foot-tall
kung-fu master
349
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,032
who sometimes plays
professional basketball?
350
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,367
How?
351
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,135
(DISTORTED BEEP)
(DISTORTED) Bop it.
352
00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,872
Dude, I've never seen you
actually mad before,
and it's weird.
353
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,940
I cannot wait to find out
354
00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,308
what dillweed
in this building
355
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,442
is responsible for this.
356
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:50,844
Well, found the culprit,
357
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,345
LAINEY: Oh.
358
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,014
You're the dillweed.
359
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,683
Well, the good news,
you can tell the teachers
that they got their wish,
360
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,485
'cause Friendsgiving
is torched.
361
00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:00,153
It's gonna be okay,
dude.
362
00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:01,354
You can stay with me
363
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,890
until you figure out
what to do.
364
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,457
Nah.
Barry's staying with you.
365
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,493
I don't want to...
366
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:08,128
I'll just sleep
in my bedroom,
367
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,363
otherwise known as
the outdoor patio.
368
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:14,001
Oh, spider!
There's a spider.
369
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:17,938
I hate this outdoor
patio bedroom so much.
370
00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:21,041
You two should be
ashamed of yourselves
371
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:24,511
for ruining that ridiculously
inaccurate Thanksgiving play.
372
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,313
I hate to do this,
but as head of school,
373
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:27,915
you leave me no choice.
374
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,616
You two are no longer allowed
375
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:32,419
to be competitive
on school grounds ever again.
376
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:35,388
You do realize that I'm, like,
in charge of sports, right?
377
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,524
And you just can't tell
someone not to be competitive.
378
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,192
I mean, this is who I am.
379
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:40,894
Okay.
Then let's get to the root
380
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:44,531
of why you both
refuse to lose,
no matter what the cost.
381
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:47,767
Well, I grew up with
four older brothers.
382
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:50,103
They loved sports,
and I loved my microscope.
383
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,572
They teased me
and called me a loser.
384
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:56,009
That's why, as a kid,
I began to win at all costs,
385
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:57,878
so no one would ever call me
a loser again.
386
00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,012
Wow.
387
00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,080
Yes,
it's very impressive.
388
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,449
But not as impressive
as my story.
389
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,952
When I was a kid,
my dream was to have a family
390
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,887
and to grow up to be
the dad I never had.
391
00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,490
Until I have kids of my own,
those students that I coach,
392
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,160
those are my children.
393
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,029
And this flag football game
394
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,264
(VOICE BREAKING)
is the only time
395
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,266
Daddy gets to see
his babies.
396
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,902
Really was
a touching story, Rick,
397
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,636
almost as touching as mine.
398
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,605
Well, did you cry
during your story?
399
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,739
'Cause Mellor cried.
400
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,041
You don't think
Wilma can cry?
401
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,176
Watch this.
No!
402
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,911
(SOBBING)
Guys, do not compete
403
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:33,213
over who has
the sadder backstory.
404
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,581
But if you had to choose
405
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,083
who had the saddest
in this room, who would it be?
406
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,852
Me. I win that game every day.
407
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:39,987
So cut it out.
408
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,989
Okay, boss.
No more competing.
409
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,456
At the very least,
you have my word.
410
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,092
What? You think I can't
stop competing?
411
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,326
Not the way I can.
412
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,095
While I see the irony
of you two
413
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,030
competing over
who can compete less,
414
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,564
I'm good if it ends all this.
415
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:52,632
It's over.
416
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,067
And we all agree,
I won at losing.
417
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,535
Which is what
the winner would say,
418
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,570
which means I won
even though I lost!
419
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:58,906
No, you lost lost because
420
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,307
I stopped competing
10 minutes ago.
421
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,144
I have been looking
for you guys everywhere!
422
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,312
I need your help.
It's for CB.
423
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,347
Ugh. Is this about his
annoying Friendsgiving?
424
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,615
So annoying.
425
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,483
I liked the concept at first,
but he's annoying.
426
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,152
He also lost everything
in a fire.
427
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,121
Oh, my God!
Good guy. A good guy.
428
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,455
(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
429
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,224
Are you done? 'Cause CB
has no family out here,
430
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,758
and he refuses
to stay with me.
431
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,427
Well, he can stay with me.
I insist.
432
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,062
Don't you have a parrot
that swoops down
433
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,364
on anyone that it perceives
as a rival for
your affections?
434
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:27,200
Well, I will show photos of CB
to Feather Locklear
435
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,801
to let her know
we have a new houseguest.
436
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:32,039
Okay. While Glascott runs
things by his avian
life partner,
437
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,306
why don't we pitch in
438
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,542
to throw a kickass
Friendsgiving
that CB deserves?
439
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:36,944
Genius.
What do you need?
440
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,146
I am covering desserts,
Coop's on place settings,
441
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,681
Grange is covering
decorations, Johnny Atkins
has a gourd guy.
442
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,116
So, we're on
main course?
443
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,517
Exactly.
You do turkey.
444
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,153
Wilma, can you do
stuffing and sides?
445
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,554
On it.
Great.
446
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,189
This is perfect.
447
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,191
Everybody knows Mellor
makes a mean turkey
448
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,393
and an even meaner
cranberry sauce.
Hmm.
449
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,162
Not as mean as mine.
450
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,730
Cranberry sauce is like,
my thing.
451
00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,132
Well, it can't
be your thing
452
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,201
because I said
it's my thing first.
453
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,037
Trust me. You do not want
to take on my sauce.
454
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:08,008
Lady, this is a war
you will not win.
455
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,343
LAINEY:
The battle between Coach
and Wilma raged on.
456
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,712
Meanwhile,
CB was in for an ambush.
457
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:13,913
Whoa.
458
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,248
We found
the makeshift hobo tent
459
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,549
you set up
under the bleachers.
460
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,018
Yeah, well, that's because
461
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,087
it wouldn't fit
on my outdoor patio.
462
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,721
Look, I want you to come
and stay with me
463
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:22,990
until you're back
on your feet.
464
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,025
Oh, no.
I don't want to impose.
I insist.
465
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,926
Starting tonight,
you are staying with me
466
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,328
and my territorial parrot
467
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,497
who pecks her own feathers
due to anxiety.
468
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,332
Put it there, roomie.
I'm gonna snap.
469
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,567
No, no. No snapping.
And you know why?
470
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,236
'Cause the whole staff
has banded together
471
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,737
to throw you the Friendsgiving
that you deserve.
472
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:38,905
Really?
473
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,140
Really.
Really.
474
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,043
Surprise.
Hey, hey, hey!
475
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,411
Why are there
so many gourds?
476
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,279
You said go to my gourd guy
and get the gourds.
477
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:47,514
I got the gourds.
478
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,782
Doesn't matter.
What matters most
is that we're all here
479
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,784
to celebrate you
and the magic of
Friendsgiving...
480
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:52,952
Do you mean
Friendsgi?
481
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,988
They gave me
three minutes, three.
482
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,889
Well, what really matters
is, uh,
483
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,825
this killer meal
we organized just for you.
484
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:00,960
Attention, teachers
of the lounge!
485
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:03,763
The world's best cranberry
sauce has arrived!
486
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,065
Which is mine.
487
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,700
Guys, where's the food
to put the sauce on?
488
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:08,968
It, um, well...
Oh.
489
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,071
Yeah. Did, okay.
I'll...
490
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,940
So, all we have for my
Friendsgiving is sauce?
491
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:18,378
My recipe is so versatile
that it presents
like a sauce...
492
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,847
Mine is so hearty.
...but goes down like a soup.
493
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,749
It eats like a meal.
494
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:23,916
Meal beats soup.
495
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,652
You two need to leave
right now.
496
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,154
No one is leaving
until we all sit down
497
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,622
and tell CB how thankful
we are to have him
in our lives.
498
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,990
Granger?
Yes.
499
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,425
Uh, I'm very
thankful for CB,
500
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,562
a man of true honor, who would
never criticize my banner.
501
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,097
Wow.
Johnny.
502
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,066
I'm also thankful
CB's here.
503
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,234
Because of you, bro,
I got to reconnect with Brad,
504
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:42,302
my gourd guy.
505
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,437
Such a solid dude.
Always comes through.
506
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,673
He's like CB, but just,
the best.
507
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,841
Really was worth having
my place burning down
508
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,677
so that you could
reconnect with Brad.
509
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,011
You're welcome.
510
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:54,013
Rick, Wilma, give some
real thanks, quick.
511
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,848
Yes, I am thankful that CB
512
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:56,983
is the heart and soul
of this faculty,
513
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,186
so kind, so caring,
so honest.
514
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,988
So, tell us, honestly,
whose sauce is better,
515
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,156
hers or mine?
516
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,658
I'm thankful CB's
gonna choose my sauce.
517
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,026
CB: Oh.
Touching stuff.
518
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,262
I'd like to take my turn
and thank you all
519
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:10,763
for throwing me
a Friendsgiving
520
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,799
that truly reflects
what we mean to each other.
521
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,134
Aww.
Aww.
522
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,536
See, silly me considered
you all my family family,
523
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,305
but you're not.
You're not even
my work family.
524
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,006
You're just a bunch of
random people that
I work with,
525
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,941
and it's on me for trying
to make it anything more.
526
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:23,276
But we're all here
for you.
527
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,777
It's the thought
that counts, right?
528
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:25,912
Let's be honest,
none of you
529
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,714
actually really cared
about Friendsgiving.
530
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,351
Enjoy the weekend
with your families.
531
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,026
LAINEY: After our disastrous
Friendsgiving,
532
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:43,530
I took it upon myself
to restore CB's faith
in his work family.
533
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:49,035
Morning, sunshine.
You look...awake.
534
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,870
I spent the night
on Glascott's couch
535
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,606
with a hateful parrot
staring me down.
536
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,243
Look, I know our half-assed,
last-minute Friendsgiving
537
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,345
didn't exactly make you feel
like we're there for you.
538
00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,512
Not even a little.
539
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:00,847
Well, I still
refuse to give up.
540
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,915
Even though I'm broke,
I bought you a few key things
541
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,917
for your new party pad.
542
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:08,388
Screw having a blow-up couch,
'cause you got a
blow-up chair.
543
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,723
Okay, it's a beach ball,
but you can sit on it.
544
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,025
Sure,
your Bop It's gone, okay?
545
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,994
But you know
what's even better?
546
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:16,763
Cup-it.
547
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,998
Cup-it!
Cup-it!
548
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,434
And of course,
no party pad is complete
549
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:24,271
without a Swony stereo
with bass boost.
550
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,605
Did you just say "Swony"?
551
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,007
Yes. It's actually better
than Sony and costs $10.
552
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,109
Lainey, I really
appreciate what you did,
553
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,111
but this isn't on you
to fix.
554
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,780
It's on me for,
555
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,615
thinking all us
teachers were family.
556
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:38,585
Dude, we're dysfunctional
and competitive
557
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,387
and we let
each other down.
558
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,389
But if that's not family,
I don't know what is.
559
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,191
Okay, maybe you're
there for me.
560
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,993
But it's pretty clear
nobody else is.
561
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,596
I wouldn't be
so sure about that.
562
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,930
Come on.
Follow us, buddy.
563
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,232
There's something
you've got to see.
564
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:55,435
* I'll stand by you
565
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,570
* I'll stand by you *
566
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,572
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
567
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:00,940
Oh, my gosh.
568
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,745
What the...
569
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,113
Is this all for me?
570
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,048
We spread the word
that you lost everything.
571
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,250
Oh, my God.
572
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,852
Turns out, everything you need
is right here in this room.
573
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:18,225
Sorry about that dinner, CB,
but we really are family.
574
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,693
Not just us.
Everyone in this school.
575
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:22,829
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
576
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,934
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
577
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,302
Oh.
578
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,142
Got to admit,
it feels good
579
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,810
knowing there's another
teacher in this place
580
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,846
who likes to win
as much as I do.
581
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,982
I wanted to win so badly,
I even spilled my guts
to Glascott
582
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,285
about all that stupid
"wanting to be a dad" stuff.
583
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,153
Don't worry.
I never told anyone
584
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,289
about how my brothers
thought I was a loser.
585
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,123
They couldn't be more wrong
about you.
586
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,360
Thanks.
587
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,861
And I think everyone
would agree
588
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,629
you're gonna make
one hell of a dad.
589
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:57,797
Ah, damn it.
590
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,165
You're gonna make me cry
for real this time.
591
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,167
It's not a competition.
592
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,969
LAINEY: That's the thing
about Thanksgiving.
593
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,104
It can make the most
competitive friends stop
594
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:08,107
and be grateful that they have
each other in their lives.
595
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,642
Happy Friendsgiving, Lain.
596
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:10,977
I'll see you Monday?
597
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,079
I'll see you tonight.
You're crashing at my place.
598
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,615
No. I don't want to impose
on you and Barry.
599
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:18,117
It's cool.
Barry can stay
at his mom's.
600
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,719
Beverly Goldberg
is more than happy
601
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,921
to have any of her kids back
at home for the weekend,
602
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,290
or forever.
603
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,657
Are you sure?
604
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,025
Of course.
You're family.
605
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,960
LAINEY: Even when
you've lost everything,
606
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,997
your family is the one thing
you'll always have.
607
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,032
It doesn't matter
if it's family family
608
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,434
or your work family,
609
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,735
we should just be thankful
610
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,169
to have the people
we love at our side,
611
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:38,605
and they'll stand by you.
612
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,340
Yes.
613
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:45,978
What happened when
614
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,380
you found out
that your house was on fire
615
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,515
while you were
teaching?
616
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:49,916
The intercom went off
in my room,
617
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,051
and they said,
"Your house is on fire."
618
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,286
So I ran out of the building,
619
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,021
and then I realized
I didn't have a car.
620
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,088
I walked to school
that day.
621
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,357
So, I ran back in,
622
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,659
and the receptionist at school
tossed me her keys,
623
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,260
and I ran out to her car,
and then I realized
624
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:02,429
I don't know
what car she had.
625
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,063
So then I finally
got in the car and went,
626
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,665
and there were firemen
627
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,066
throwing burning logs
through the windows.
628
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,335
It was crazy.
629
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,502
The principal of
the school realized
630
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:11,270
that I had been in class,
so they walked in,
631
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,172
and there were kids,
and they were still working.
632
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:15,241
That made me proud, to think
that even though
I wasn't there,
633
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,243
they carried on
without me.
Sweet.
634
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,945
There was one time,
I was walking down the street,
635
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,580
and a woman pulled over
in her car and said,
636
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,349
"I have some pots and pans
in the back."
637
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,517
And I still have
some of those pots and pans.
638
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:28,087
I am gonna be forever in debt
to the school community.
639
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,255
That's beautiful.
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