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LAINEY: My first year
at William Penn,
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I thought I'd really connected
with the students.
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But then, over the summer,
Barry and I saw
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Dangerous Minds,
starring Michelle Pfeiffer.
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There are no victims
in this classroom!
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LAINEY: Seeing that movie
made me realize
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I could go deeper,
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really get involved
with these kids,
which they need,
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because they are dealing
with a lot of scary stuff.
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For my second year back,
I was determined to get
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all up in their business
by going full Pfeiffer.
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(COOLIO'S
GANGSTA'S PARADISE PLAYS)
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
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Good.
I got your attention.
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Sextuplets.
Six notes per measure.
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Oh, yeah,
we're goin' there.
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(STUDENTS GROAN)
Oh, come on.
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Welcome to Guitar 2.
Any questions?
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Yeah, why are you dressed
like Olivia Newton-John
at the end of Grease?
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(LAUGHTER)
I'm not.
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I'm dressed like
your worst nightmare.
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A teacher who cares.
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The curriculum says
the first song we're learning
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is Row, Row,
Row Your Boat.
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(CHUCKLES)
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That's not real-life stuff.
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How many of you
have ever even rowed a boat?
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But was it
gently down a stream?
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Exactly.
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I want to teach music
that speaks to me,
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like Fiona Apple.
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What song speaks to you,
Bobby Maloney?
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Is Row, Row, Row Your Boat
definitely off the table?
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What about you,
Aaron Rubin?
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Who Let the Dogs Out?
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Ow!
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Why would you
throw that?
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As your prize
for a great answer.
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Next time, you should try
throwing it to somebody
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with better
hand-eye coordination.
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Like my blind grandma.
(LAUGHTER)
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Sure, Ronnie.
Laugh through the pain.
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But having a blind grandma
sounds heavy.
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If you ever want
to rap about it...
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Yeah, I'd like that.
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It's been hard
'cause she has
to touch my face
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with her weird old-lady hands
all the time.
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Veronica,
when parents are stressed,
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sometimes, the children
feel the pain.
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But you're a resilient
young woman.
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You will get through
this kitchen remodel.
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To make toast, I have to walk
all the way to the garage.
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Hey, there are no victims
in this classroom.
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But if you start
to feel overwhelmed,
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you can call me anytime
on my new mobile phone.
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555-0159.
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I may take you up on that.
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My parents
are picking out tile tonight,
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and they're a mile apart.
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Good luck.
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Rick!
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How was your summer?
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I went zip-lining
in Costa Rica,
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and I fed fresh clams
to a capuchin monkey.
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Hmm.
Nobody tells you what to do
when you run out of clams.
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I heard you giving out
your personal phone number
to a student.
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This year, I decided
I wanna give these kids more.
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Classic
second-year-teacher mistake.
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They suck you in
with their needy,
little faces,
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and the next thing you know,
you're at their house,
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pretending to be their butler
so you can impress
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some rich girl
they met at soccer camp.
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On the plus side,
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I did learn how to make
a mean beef Wellington.
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I would totally do that.
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As your mentor,
I have to say that
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getting too close will end up
biting you in the ass,
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like a small
but aggressive monkey
jonesing for clams.
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* One of these days
You're gonna get outta here *
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* Live your life
And finally be free *
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* Go where you wanna go
Do what you wanna do *
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* Someday, you will say
"Those were the days" *
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Barry, guess what.
I'm walking into the hallway.
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I know!
The reception is so clear!
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I said it's clear.
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Wait. Hold on.
You're breaking up.
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Breaking up!
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No! No, no! Not us!
No, we're not breaking up!
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Barry, are you crying?
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(MOBILE PHONE BEEPS)
Mm.
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This thing is a miracle.
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Wow. Looks like Lainey Lewis
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joined the space program
over the summer.
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Barry and I got them
so we can stay
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in constant contact
with each other.
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We are crushing
the long-distance-relationship
thing.
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So, you guys made it
through the summer, then?
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Ah. Man,
that's good.
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Still going strong,
like Brad and Gwyneth.
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Brad and Gwyny
are splitsville.
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But they got
the same haircut!
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I had a pretty
bitchin' summer.
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I, uh... I did the whole
Renaissance Faire circuit.
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I threw some pottery.
Oh. You all have
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some Swedish butter pots
coming, by the way.
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So, where's this new teacher
we're supposed to be meeting?
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I just left a bunch
of unsupervised fourth-graders
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to Clorox my gym mats.
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Oh! Well,
here she is now.
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Everyone...
C.B.: Hey!
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...this is our new biology
teacher, Miss Wilma Howell.
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(CHUCKLES) Hi.
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I was clever enough
to steal Wilma away
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from my good friend
the commandant
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at Valley Forge Prep.
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If you've never heard
a Marine Colonel
sobbing on the phone,
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it is actually
very unsettling.
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He's a good friend
and a real American hero.
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What do you got there?
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Treats on
the first day, huh?
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Oh, are these
mochi balls?
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Actually, mouse-y balls.
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Frozen baby mice
I feed to my classroom snake.
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That's really upsetting.
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It's biology.
Circle of life.
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Sadly, nothing will
shock these kids.
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They see worse out there
every day
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in this snake-eat-mice
world.
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Do I need to put
my name on this?
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Uh, I think the whole
freezer's yours now.
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Uh, let me get
my lean cuisines
out of there.
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What? It's how
Coop keeps it tight.
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Must be a culture shock,
Wilma, coming from
a military school.
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Well, if it helps
ease the transition at all,
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please feel free
to call me Colonel Fun.
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Oh, by the way,
Friday is Pajama Day,
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and that's an order
from the colonel.
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Yes!
(ALL MURMURING)
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All you folks here
are all so, uh, cheerful
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and nice.
C.B.: Thank you.
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We're actually
trying to change
the official school motto
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to "Hakuna Matata."
(CHUCKLES)
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Yes, but we're getting
a surprising amount
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of pushback
from Disney legal.
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(EXHALES)
I'm just a little confused
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as to what you have
to be so happy about.
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Based on my classes so far,
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your kids are
a bunch of dum-dums.
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Ooh! New teacher
coming in hot!
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Solid hire!
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We try to steer clear
of labeling our students
"dum-dums."
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Yeah, we like to refer to them
as "future achievers."
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That sounds like
a nice way to say
"somebody else's problem."
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Well, thank you.
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I'm here to teach
hard science,
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not coddle them
with pajama parties.
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To be clear, the pajamas
are not for the students.
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No, that's a faculty thing.
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This is what I sleep in,
so I'm good to go.
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LAINEY: Wilma,
I reach my students
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by getting in their faces
and into their lives.
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Which is why
I'm taking them all
out to Six Flags,
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like Michelle Pfeiffer.
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That makes
absolutely no sense.
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MELLOR: This is what
I've been telling her.
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You drive a bunch of kids
to the amusement park,
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they start to treat you
like a chauffeur.
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And that's halfway
to a butler.
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Rick, I really appreciate
all the help
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you gave me last year,
when I was a newbie.
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It was adorable
how pathetic you were.
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She was like Bambi
in that scene
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where he's slipping
on the ice. (CHUCKLES)
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Bambi. Clumsy idiot.
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Yeah,
but I'm not slipping now,
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and I don't need
a mentor anymore.
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Well, as your mentor,
I'd have to advise
against that decision.
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From now on,
I want to chart
my own course
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by being exactly like
Michelle Pfeiffer.
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You mean
like one of those teachers
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that's always there
for their students
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when they have
no one else to turn to?
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Plus, her bone structure.
The woman is flawless.
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LAINEY: It turns out
taking 30 kids to Six Flags...
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Excuse us. So sorry.
LAINEY: ...was prohibitively
expensive.
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Popcorn run.
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LAINEY: I settled on
a more manageable
class outing.
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(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
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(MOBILE PHONE BEEPS)
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Barry, guess where
you're calling me now.
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I'm in a movie theater.
(LAUGHS)
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Shh!
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Wait, who is this?
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Let me step outside.
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Yeah, I'm speaking
on a mobile phone,
so I can go anywhere.
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MAN: Please do!
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LAINEY: Who am I talking to?
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MAN: (ON SPEAKER)
This is WYSP 94.1
on your radio dial.
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Your name was chosen at random
to win tickets
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to see Fiona Apple
tonight at the Trocadero.
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Congratulations!
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Oh, my God.
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Are you serious?
I love Fiona Apple.
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MAN: Bring a guitar,
because you're invited
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to jam with Fiona
before the show.
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Just go to her tour bus
and say
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"I'm ready
for my Apple jam."
And be persistent.
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Security may not be familiar
with your contest prize.
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Thank you so much.
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I literally can die now.
(CHUCKLES)
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Or at least after Fiona and I
become best friends
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and record a live album
at Red Rocks.
(MOBILE PHONE BEEPS)
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By the way,
Lainey Lewis.
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Rock star by night,
teacher star by day.
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**
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Oh, crap!
I forgot about the kids!
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LAINEY:
Over the next few days,
CB saw more of
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Wilma Howell's
teaching style
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and found
he didn't quite like it.
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What is going on?
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That new biology teacher's
punishing us.
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I couldn't explain
how the human heart works.
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But who amongst us can?
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Everybody in there.
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Okay,
you clowns are dismissed.
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Go disappoint
some other teacher.
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(SIGHS) I know you meant
"clown" as an insult, Wilma,
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but as a graduate
of Barnum & Bailey University,
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I take that
as the highest of compliments,
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so...
thank you very much.
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(INHALES SHARPLY)
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Tom Scott.
What are you up to, man?
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He's not allowed to leave
until he puts that skeleton
back together.
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I got a C-minus
on my anatomy test.
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That Operation game
is very misleading.
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You don't think you're being
a little bit too harsh?
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If anything,
I'm getting soft.
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My last C-minus kid
is that skeleton.
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Am I any closer,
Ms. Howell?
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Tom, you've seen a person
before, right?
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Well, yeah,
but only with skin on.
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I've worked with your kind
at other schools, CB.
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You're the "fun" teacher.
244
00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:38,018
Hey, if the students
are having fun,
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00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:39,587
they don't even notice
they're learning.
246
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Because
maybe they're not.
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I'm less worried
about entertaining them
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than making sure they're ready
to go out into a world
249
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that's not in the mood
to cut them any slack.
250
00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:49,797
Ms. Howell?
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00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:53,266
I don't have my report
on the circulatory system.
252
00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:54,768
It's been a tough week.
253
00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:56,604
My parakeet died.
254
00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,972
We had a memorial
in the English class.
255
00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:01,875
We lit candles
and we sang
On Eagle's Wings.
256
00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:03,977
And I made
a clever adjustment
of the lyrics.
257
00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:05,445
Yeah, we can all picture
what that adjust...
258
00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:09,216
I made it
"parakeet wings."
(CHUCKLES)
259
00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:12,252
This must be a painful time
for you, Debra.
260
00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,488
I'll need you to bring me in
the dead bird, please.
261
00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:16,724
What?
What kind of child
262
00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:20,193
would lie about a dead pet
just to get out
of an assignment?
263
00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,863
All of them.
Worst-case scenario,
I'm wrong,
264
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,898
Debra brings in the bird,
I apologize,
265
00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:27,968
and we have a really cool
specimen to dissect in class.
266
00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:31,004
Either the bird
or your assignment
on my desk tomorrow.
267
00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:32,272
Your call.
268
00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:33,741
(SCOFFS)
This is so unfair!
269
00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:35,542
See? She gets it.
270
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,177
(SIGHS)
271
00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:38,511
I can't believe
I fell for it.
272
00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:40,213
I'm standing there
with my stupid guitar,
273
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:43,050
like a crazy stalker, pounding
on Fiona Apple's tour bus,
274
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,819
when suddenly,
I get dragged off
by her security team.
275
00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:47,420
If they don't call themselves
the "Apple Corps,"
276
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they are missing a bet.
277
00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,390
This cruel
but ingenious prank
278
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,426
was obviously perpetrated by
one of your jerk-dip students.
279
00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,762
She's doling out her number
280
00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:57,097
like a teacher
who paints houses
on the weekend.
281
00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,932
Oh. That actually
reminds me.
282
00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,467
I gave my number
to one kid.
283
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,870
MELLOR: And by now,
it's being spread all over
the school like head lice.
284
00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:04,404
You need to figure out
who did this
285
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,406
and come down on them
like a ton of bricks.
286
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,941
If anything,
I'm gonna come down on them
287
00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,077
with a ton of understanding
and compassion.
288
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,879
You crossed a boundary
with these kids,
289
00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,280
and you lost
their respect.
290
00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,482
Yes, and loss of respect
is no laughing matter.
291
00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:18,385
(CHUCKLES) Unless you're the
brilliant Rodney Dangerfield.
292
00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:19,720
But even then,
I can sense
293
00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,255
a certain amount of pain
behind the laughter.
294
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,958
This is exactly
when a mentor comes in handy.
295
00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,760
When you finally
come to your senses, Lewis,
296
00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:29,462
I'm perfectly willing
to be begged.
297
00:10:29,496 --> 00:10:31,732
For the record, I think
it's great that Lainey wants
298
00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:33,466
to be more open
and trusting
with the kids.
299
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:36,636
I refuse to see the world
as some dark
Darwinian hellscape
300
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,206
where the freezers are packed
full of dead baby mice
301
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,574
that are easily mistaken
for popcorn shrimp.
302
00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:43,944
CB accidentally ate
one shrimp-mouse,
303
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,279
and now, all of a sudden,
he has a grudge against Wilma.
304
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,716
She's outrageously strict
with her students, John.
305
00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:51,451
She's also an outrageously
great teacher, CB.
306
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,253
MAN: (ON RADIO)
Just go to her tour bus
and say
307
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:54,421
"I'm ready for my Apple jam."
308
00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:55,588
LAINEY: Wait.
That's the radio guy.
309
00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,791
Were you in on it?
Coop, what the hell?
310
00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:58,892
No!
311
00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:00,493
All I did was confiscate
this Talkboy thingie
312
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:02,162
from Aaron Rubin
in my Spanish class
313
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,164
'cause he kept making it
say "sacapuntas."
314
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,333
What does that mean?
"Pencil sharpener."
315
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,568
Oh!
Such a beautiful language.
316
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:09,770
It was Aaron Rubin?
317
00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,338
Do you want me
to call him into my office?
318
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,473
I've been practicing my looks
of stern disapproval.
319
00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:15,976
C.B.:
Are you doing it now?
320
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,444
'Cause it actually looks
friendlier.
321
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,980
I am cursed with
my grandmother's kind eyes.
322
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,348
I don't want
to punish Aaron.
323
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,916
He's having trouble
making high-school friends.
324
00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,317
That's why he acted out.
325
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,153
I'm gonna sit him down
and figure out what's going on
326
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,988
inside that dangerous mind
of his.
327
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,589
He's always been
an awkward kid.
328
00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:30,924
Yeah, he has
the body of a child
329
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:33,493
and the head of someone
trying to sell you insurance.
330
00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:38,465
Aaron! Word's out!
Ms. Lewis knows
you pranked her!
331
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:42,102
But it's weird.
She hasn't called my parents,
no principal's office,
332
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,037
and get this...
When I saw her this morning,
333
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:45,939
she said...
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
"Hi, Aaron."
334
00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,841
She's just messing with you
before she strikes.
335
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,709
Just like that snake
in Ms. Howell's class
336
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:52,112
plays with the mouse
before eating it.
LAINEY: Hi, Aaron.
337
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,446
Can I see you for a minute?
338
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,848
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Me and Bobby are actually
in the middle of a...
339
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,618
We'll finish that up later,
buddy.
340
00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,954
Hey, Rick?
You wanted to see me?
341
00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:03,490
No, Coop.
You wanted to see me.
342
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,826
"Coop, come see me.
Mellor."
343
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,328
And you are
gonna be delighted
that you decided to stop by.
344
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:09,763
Again, not my idea.
345
00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,364
You see, the thing is,
I currently have an opening
346
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,833
in my stable of mentees.
347
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:13,901
Your... Your stable of what?
348
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,904
I'm mentoring you, man!
Congratulations!
349
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,305
See, currently,
as a Spanish teacher,
350
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,173
you are just bueno.
351
00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,075
But I can help you
up your game
352
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:25,545
until you are
el profesor excelente.
353
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,714
Oh, I see. You're looking
for a rebound mentee
354
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,249
because Lainey Lewis
dumped you.
355
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,051
I've had my eye on you
for years.
356
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,420
You got a lot of raw talent
just waiting to be molded.
357
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:36,756
For example, let's take
a look at your current
class formation.
358
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,725
Now, you got
a lot of your weaker students
359
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,828
riding the bench
in the back.
360
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:43,596
I say you move them
down to the middle,
361
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,365
and you flank them
on both sides
362
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:46,934
with some of
your varsity Spanish speakers.
363
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,436
For example,
like that exchange
student from Barcelona.
364
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,438
That kid is
a friggin' natural.
365
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,106
You build your offense
around him,
366
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,541
and then you blitz
these scrubs nonstop
367
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:58,345
with the "Como estas"
and the "Como te llamas"
368
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,747
And you ride this kid
all the way to the postseason.
369
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,250
That'd be summer school.
370
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,885
I'm gonna be on a cruise
with my family.
371
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,220
Well, if you don't want it,
I can't want it for you.
372
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:08,956
Yeah, I don't want it.
373
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:10,958
You'll be back!
374
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,894
So, listen,
we both know
375
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:16,129
what went down
with the Fiona Apple prank.
376
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,631
I hate to see a good kid
getting hooked on pranks.
377
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,101
You're sweating, Aaron.
You want a Snapple?
Yeah, right!
378
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,602
I see
what you're trying to do.
379
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,038
There's Tabasco sauce
in there. Or wizz.
380
00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:27,040
Trust me,
I have no intention
of pranking you.
381
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,809
That's exactly what
you would say if you were
going to prank me.
382
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,711
But it's also what I'd say
if I wasn't.
383
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,413
I get it,
you're in high school now,
384
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,115
and you're feeling lost
socially.
385
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,583
You want to know
what I turned to
386
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,318
to find my way
as an awkward teen?
387
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:41,154
Grab that guitar.
Let me show you
a couple chords.
388
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,590
What'd you do? You replace
the strings with razor wire
389
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,758
so when I strum it,
I slice off my fingertips?
390
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,394
What would I want
with your severed fingertips?
391
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:50,297
You'd wear them to
commit crimes, and then
I'd get framed for it.
392
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,764
Well, nice try!
393
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:54,467
I'm outta here!
Aaron!
394
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:55,768
(SIGHS)
395
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:56,970
Hey, Aaron.
396
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,339
I heard about that prank
you played on Ms. Lewis.
397
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:00,974
That was epic.
Really?
398
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,410
How'd you even dream up
something like that
fake deejay thing?
399
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,078
I would have just
wizzed in her beverage.
400
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:07,247
I saw an opportunity,
and like most things in life,
401
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,882
it's about timing
and who you know.
402
00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:11,584
Totally.
403
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:12,920
Well, listen,
me and the guys
are gonna head out
404
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,354
to see that movie
American Pie.
405
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,789
You wanna come?
Oh, my God!
406
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,525
Me, go with you guys
to a movie
407
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:22,029
that's rated "R" for language
and adult situations?
408
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,063
I'm in!
409
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:29,336
Actually, Ronnie,
instead of going to the movie,
410
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,138
why don't you go
(BLEEP) yourself?
411
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,639
Whoa!
412
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,341
You're clearly in cahoots
with Ms. Lewis.
413
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,376
No idea
what you're talking about,
414
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,645
or what "cahoots" means.
415
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,047
Whatever, weirdo.
416
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,049
Hey, you want to catch
American Pie with us, nerd?
417
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,651
See you 'round, Aaron.
418
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,153
Wait. What?
419
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:50,623
I blew my chance
to hang with the seniors?
420
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,859
I tried to tell you,
there was no prank.
421
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,094
So I pranked myself.
422
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:57,197
And the most ingenious part,
I never saw it coming.
423
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,665
This is all your fault!
424
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,167
You giving around
your number
425
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,734
and trying to get in
everybody's lives?
426
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,070
What kind of teacher
does that?
427
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,671
It's too weird!
428
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,140
I kept waiting for you
to punish me,
like a normal teacher.
429
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,876
I don't wanna punish you.
I want to help you.
430
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,545
Well, if you wanna help me,
just leave me alone.
431
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,687
Okay. Wilma Howell
has gone nuts this time.
432
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,722
She's keeping her whole class
after school
433
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,592
as some kind
of a group punishment.
Standing out there
434
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:26,926
on the football field.
Look at that.
435
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,561
I'm sure she has her reasons.
436
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,097
Maybe someone
smacked their gum.
437
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,599
In fairness, that is also
a pet peeve of mine.
438
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,234
Well, your pet peeve
better not die,
439
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,935
or she'll make you dig it up
and bring it to class.
440
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,538
Okay, fine. I will go out
and have a talk with her.
441
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,274
I can always use another entry
into my cloud journal.
442
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,010
Oh, you have
a cloud journal?
443
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,378
GLASCOTT: Wilma,
is there some good reason
444
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,047
that you have
your whole class out here?
445
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,448
(CHUCKLES)
And trust me,
no one enjoys
446
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:52,019
pointlessly staring at the sky
more than I do.
447
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,886
Whoa!
Look at that one, CB.
448
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,423
It looks like
Pat Sajak riding a dolphin.
449
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,225
We'll just be
a little longer, John.
450
00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,892
Well, you have
poor Debbie O'Donahue out here
451
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,694
in the direct sunlight.
452
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,797
That pale child will burn
standing next to a light bulb.
453
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,366
Yeah, hasn't Debra
been through enough,
454
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,035
after forcing her
to exhume her parakeet?
455
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:11,438
Look, I've been hearing
some troubling things
about your teaching methods.
456
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,040
Full disclosure,
mostly from me.
457
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,042
But also
from credible sources.
458
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:18,478
Actually, I was lying
about my parakeet.
459
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,480
What?
Why did you lie?
460
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:21,948
To get out
of my assignment.
461
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,983
Diane Para-keaton
is very much alive.
462
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,486
Well, we're happy
for you and the bird
463
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,888
but sad you felt
you had to mislead us.
464
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,623
But Ms. Howell
wasn't fooled.
465
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,060
She saw right through me
and called me on it.
466
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,262
So I did my report,
and I got a B-plus.
467
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,996
You earned a B-plus.
468
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,998
I am very sorry, Wilma.
469
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:41,000
You were right
and I was wrong
about Debra.
470
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:44,471
That said, I would hold
100 fake dead pet memorials
471
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,940
if it meant truly being there
for one grieving student.
472
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:51,144
The service you held
for my tetra fish
was deeply moving.
473
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,912
Well, you said
he needed a Viking funeral,
474
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:55,582
so we shot a bunch
of tiny flaming arrows
475
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,050
at an empty matchbox.
476
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:59,586
No, Quentin Tetra-tino
was really in there.
477
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,354
He died
from endocrine failure.
478
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,123
(VOICE BREAKING)
It was very painful.
479
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,257
Oh, that's great!
480
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,992
There you go, C.B.,
your one out of 100
481
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,627
that wasn't
yanking your chain.
482
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,496
Well, my takeaway here
is that we have
483
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,664
a lot of excellent teachers
at William Penn
484
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,766
with different approaches
to teaching.
485
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,835
There's more than one way
to skin a cat.
486
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,471
And if you stop by
my class on Tuesday,
you'll see two of them.
487
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:21,141
Okay. Uh, one other question.
488
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:23,443
Why do you have
your whole class
out here for punishment?
489
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,445
Oh, it's not a punishment.
It's a reward.
490
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,380
This class has been doing
exemplary work
491
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,349
in our section
on the monarch butterfly.
492
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,983
Look!
Coming from the trees!
493
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,819
(STUDENTS GASP)
494
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,387
C.B.: Oh, my God!
495
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,555
That's amazing!
496
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:36,989
It's so beautiful.
497
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:40,093
I don't mind
that it's covering up
Pat Sajak.
498
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,331
Hey, Rick,
you seeing this?
499
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,032
It's like
a butterfly wonderland.
500
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,536
Ah, the annual
monarch migration
down to Mexico.
501
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,172
Your old stomping grounds,
senor.
502
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:55,074
Nope. I'm from Toronto.
503
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:58,010
But it's a shame
they're flying
out of the sun like that.
504
00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,812
Makes it harder to see.
505
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,148
Here.
506
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,849
Try this.
507
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:03,950
Oh.
508
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,888
Much better. Thanks.
509
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,257
You've just been mentored.
510
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,558
Welcome aboard.
511
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,095
This is a transcendent moment.
Thanks for sharing it, Wilma.
512
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,530
WILMA: Seems like
the kind of occasion
513
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:20,233
where some artsy type
might want to recite a poem.
514
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,202
(CLEARS THROAT)
515
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,571
(RECITING) Come, my lady.
Come, come, my lady.
516
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,939
You're my butterfly.
Sugar. Baby.
517
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:29,676
Come, my lady.
You're my pretty baby.
518
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,043
You're my butterfly...
519
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:33,012
Uh, okay.
Maybe we should wrap this up.
520
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,914
One more minute.
You don't want
to miss the best part.
521
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,416
The best part?
How can it get
any better than...
522
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,550
The crows!
523
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,685
(CROWS CAWING)
Good Lord!
524
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,086
They're eating
the butterflies!
525
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,221
Awesome!
526
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,956
I'm really starting
to come around on these kids.
527
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,992
You got
a nice school here, John.
528
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,360
(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
529
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:48,928
(MOBILE PHONE BEEPS)
Barry?
530
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,030
AARON: Ms. Lewis?
I-It's Aaron Rubin.
531
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,699
Aaron?
What's going on?
532
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,301
Did I win
another contest?
533
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,769
No. I'm in trouble.
What kind of trouble?
534
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,439
I got caught sneaking in
to see "American Pie."
535
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,973
And you called me?
536
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,809
My mom and dad
would kill me!
537
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,712
In fact, you're the only adult
I could think of to call.
538
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,780
You just want
to help me, right?
More than anything.
539
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,282
Hang tight.
I'll be right there.
(MOBILE PHONE BEEPS)
540
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,986
I know what
you're going to say, Rick.
I'm making a mistake,
541
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,555
and I'm going to end up
that kid's butler,
542
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:16,623
but I don't care.
543
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,558
Aaron reached out, and I'm
going to be there for him.
544
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,393
So prepare
that Beef Wellington recipe.
545
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:21,994
Actually,
I'm impressed, Lewis.
546
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:24,264
24 hours ago, that kid
set out to humiliate you,
547
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,266
and he did so
in spectacular fashion.
548
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,334
Well,
that's in the past.
549
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,635
Everybody's still
talking about it.
550
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,170
But you handled it
your way.
551
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:32,639
And now
Aaron is coming to you
552
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,474
as the person
he trusts the most.
553
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,075
That's huge.
You think?
554
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,344
Look,
I put a lot of work
555
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,145
into maintaining
the godlike status
556
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,613
I have
with these students,
557
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,215
but it comes at a price.
558
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,217
I don't connect to them
the way you do.
559
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,620
Maybe the second-year teacher
can teach me something.
560
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:49,356
Well, I had
an excellent mentor.
561
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,190
That's nice,
but you can't come back.
562
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,659
Coop already
took your place.
563
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,294
(CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)
(CRAZY TOWN'S BUTTERFLY
PLAYING)
564
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,528
(RAPPING)
* Come, my lady *
565
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,664
LAINEY: It was
a whole new year
at William Penn.
566
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,432
Was I as cool
as Michelle Pfeiffer?
567
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:00,700
No.
568
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,502
Was I the teacher
I wanted to be yet?
569
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,371
No.
But I was on my way.
570
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:05,772
* You're my pretty baby *
571
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,475
* I'll make your legs shake,
you make me go crazy *
572
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:09,776
* Come, my lady,
come, come, my lady *
573
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,379
LAINEY: And I had a lot
of wonderful teachers around
574
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,880
to act as role models,
575
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,883
each of us with our own way
of doing things.
576
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,051
But we all had
the same goal...
577
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:22,722
...being there
when the kids needed us most.
578
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,994
GLASCOTT:
The great thing
about cloud journaling
579
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:31,731
is that
every interpretation
is valid.
580
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:34,033
That one
kind of looks like
a manatee.
581
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,503
Nope. You're wrong.
You're way off.
582
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,671
That's clearly Bob Barker
putting on a sock.
583
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:41,173
I notice you tend to see
a lot of game-show hosts.
584
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,843
That's not
the Bob Barker who hosts
some tacky game show.
585
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,279
That's the Bob Barker
who tirelessly advocates
586
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,348
spaying and neutering
your pets.
587
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,182
(CHUCKLING)
Hey, look, a butterfly.
588
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:51,551
GLASCOTT:
Wrong again.
589
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,852
You're not good at this.
590
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,220
No, over there.
You see?
591
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,389
It's an actual
monarch butterfly.
592
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,425
Aw.
Sweet little guy.
593
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:01,060
He's on his way to
meet his friends on
their journey to Mexico.
594
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,495
Vaya con dios, amigo!
595
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:03,596
(CROW CAWING)
596
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,064
Uh-oh! Crow!
597
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,767
Fly away, little buddy!
Use some evasive maneuvers!
598
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,569
Do a loopty-loop!
(CAWING CONTINUES)
599
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,737
Ohh.
Do...
600
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,672
Ohh!
601
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,974
He neither looptied
nor looped.
602
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,243
Okay,
I-I'm... I'm done.
603
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,945
I'm done. I'm done.
604
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,880
(GRUNTS)
605
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,014
Oh, look!
606
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:25,418
That one looks like
Alex Trebek on a snowmobile!
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