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LAINEY:
Back in the '90s, sports
mascots were all the rage.
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Fans went nuts for
the sausage races in Milwaukee
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and the legendary
Phillie Phanatic.
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But the traditional mascot
of William Penn
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didn't quite capture
that same fire.
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Ow!
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(LAUGHTER)
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MELLOR:
All right, enough!
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There's nothing funny about
a pass that far off target.
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The Quaker's lame!
I quit!
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Quaker, wait!
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You can't quit, Quaker.
We have a game tonight.
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We need
your Quaker energy.
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My name is Jessica,
and I don't care!
I'm done!
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I get it, okay?
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A goofy-headed pacifist
with an odd toothy smile
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doesn't exactly inspire a team
to crush the enemy,
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but he's been our mascot
for over 100 years.
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(SIGHS)
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**
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What if
I could help you?
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What if the Quaker
finally had...
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Power?
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I think
I'd like it a lot.
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**
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What the hell is this?
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You gave the Quaker
a weapon?
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I gave the Quaker
confidence.
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Rick, this is not
the kind of image
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we want associated
with our school.
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You know, this is why
I think we need
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to come up
with a new mascot.
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No way!
Coach, it's the '90s.
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Schools, colleges,
even pro sport teams
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are changing their mascots
to become more kind
and inclusive.
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But that is the opposite
of what a mascot should be!
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It needs to invoke fear
and aggressive behavior!
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Then I will personally
oversee the creation
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of this new mascot
all by myself.
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Whoa, wait.
Sports is my department.
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Coaching sports
is your department.
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Everything else
in this school,
that's all me.
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How about we compromise
by giving the Quaker
a T-shirt cannon?
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I know a great cannon guy.
He spots me at the gym.
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No cannon,
no creepy Quaker.
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And also, return this
to the harvest display.
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Thanks, pal.
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Oh, damn!
That's real!
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* One of these days,
you're gonna get outta here
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* Live your life
and finally be free
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* Go where you wanna go,
do what you wanna do
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* Someday, you will say
"Those were the days" *
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LAINEY: It was April 10th,
1990-something,
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and the final bell
had just rung.
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The end of work, one of
the highlights of my day.
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Hey, where you headed?
Home.
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I have
standing appointments
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with my girlfriends
Ricki Lake and Sally Jessy.
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Oh, come on.
Stick around.
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This is prime time
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to make meaningful connection
with the students.
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You realize
those connections
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are only meaningful
for you, right?
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Hey, CB.
You got a sec?
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Uh, watch and learn.
Of course, Aaron,
What's up, dude?
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I heard the school
used to have a radio station.
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I was thinking it'd be cool
to start it back up again.
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Maybe you could be
the club advisor.
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Consider yourself advised.
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Yes!
(CHUCKLING) Okay.
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Wow. A week ago,
I encouraged Aaron
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to get more involved,
and boom.
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The kid's a Slater-head.
That's why he wants
to do radio.
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Like A.C. Slater
from Saved by the Bell?
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What?
Are you not down
with the Bell? Sad.
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I'm talking about
Christian Slater.
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Aaron literally
had him on his shirt.
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The kid clearly watched
Pump Up the Volume
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and now wants
a piece of the cool.
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Why only a piece
when he can have
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the whole cool package
right here?
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Come with me.
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Let's see. Who do we have
out there tonight, huh?
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The, uh, usual band
of teenage malcontents?
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See? Christian Slater plays
a badass radio DJ
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who turns his whole school
upside down.
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Now you see why Aaron Rubin
wants to be this guy.
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I want to be this guy.
He's such a badass.
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Agree on all points.
This movie's awesome.
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I've seen it like 60 times,
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and I remember
at least five of them.
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We're gonna
give these kids
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the best student
radio station ever!
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Right on.
Let's do this.
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He means "we"
as in "me," dude.
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Pretty sure "he" meant "we"
as in "three."
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I meant "we"
as in "me and she."
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Oh, come on!
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That radio equipment
is here 'cause of me.
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Back when
I roamed these halls,
I had a radio show
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the whole school
was obsessed with.
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Tell him, Lainey.
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I have no memory of this.
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Rush Hour?
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30 minutes
of nonstop Rush songs!
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Why not 60 minutes?
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I mean, it would
make more sense
with Rush Hour.
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Wow.
Never thought of that.
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I think
we're good here, pal.
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If you need me,
you know where to find me.
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LAINEY: So, just like that,
the school radio station
was brought back to life.
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Welcome to
our radio show.
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Today's topic...
Uh, fish sticks.
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Becky,
what did you think?
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They were all right.
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Yeah, uh,
they were all right.
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Oh, man.
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This is so
Pump Up the Volume,
you know?
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Yeah, it's just like
the moment after the credits,
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when the screen
was black.
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I know.
This isn't Slater at all.
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LAINEY: Guys, come on.
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This is an opportunity
to express how you
really feel.
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Don't hold back.
You're 15.
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Life sucks
'cause you're oily
and have braces.
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You should be angry.
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I am angry!
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Those fish sticks
were not all right.
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Yeah, I prefer
the nuggets.
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Okay. Good start.
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Anything non-nugget-
or fish-stick-related
that pisses you off?
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Well, I have three tests
on Friday,
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and that, like, sucks.
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Don't tell me.
Tell them.
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(SWITCH CLICKS)
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I have three tests
on Friday,
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and that, like, sucks.
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No, wait.
It's bull poop.
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This is bull crap!
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Yeah!
Poop.
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LAINEY: As I was getting
the kids fired up,
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Glascott was psyched
to show his choice
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for his new symbol
of the school.
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Okay,
this better be good.
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I left a cold protein shake
on my desk.
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GLASCOTT: This will be
well worth your time.
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I present to you
the new and improved mascot
of William Penn,
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powerful
and yet non-offensive.
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Lifting our school
to new heights,
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I give you...
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The Wind!
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You got to be
kidding me.
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Now blow
a gust of wind.
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JESSICA: Did I do it right?
Is it out?
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Oh, yeah. And at pep rallies,
she'll be on roller skates!
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You really want to die
on this hill, John?
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The principal
has made up his mind.
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End of discussion.
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Look, I got a way
we can fix all this.
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You make me
Athletics Principal,
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and I'll make sure
we hold on to our old mascot.
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Athletics Principal?
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(CHUCKLES)
That's your idea?
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Yeah. You know,
I'd be in charge
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of everything under
the athletics umbrella,
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like sports, and, uh,
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pep rallies, mascotting,
and jock strap-ery.
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And you'd be in charge
of everything else.
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You can't section off my job
into a bunch of principals.
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What's next?
Science Principal?
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Art Principal?
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Rick, I'm the one and only
principal around here,
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and we're going
with the Wind.
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Is anybody out there?
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**
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We have a problem,
as, apparently,
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your deejays like
to do daily critiques
of my wardrobe.
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Today they said
my outfit looked
like a homeless cowgirl.
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Liz, you can't take it
personally.
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Yeah, I think
it's a cute...vest.
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I'll have you know that
this is a sleeveless poncho
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that was hand-stitched
by a Navajo businesswoman
just outside of Taos.
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I mean, look at
this intricate handcrafting...
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It has served its purpose
and will return to the earth
from whence it came.
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Liz, I'm sorry
about the kids,
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but they're just
expressing themselves.
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Well, I don't appreciate
being publicly critiqued
by my students.
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And the other teachers
agree.
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But they're learning to rebel
and speak their minds.
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Yeah, Liz, let's stop
being so insecure
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and encourage
their voices for once.
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That's right.
Instead of shutting them down,
let's hear more.
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AARON: Sometimes,
it feels like the teachers
just aren't on our side.
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BECKY: Totally.
Except for Lainey and CB.
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They're still
looking out for us.
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AARON: Which is amazing,
'cause lately it seems
that they spend
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most of their time
looking at each other.
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BECKY: So true. It's like,
get a room already!
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Well, this has taken
an unexpected turn.
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BECKY: This next song
is dedicated to them.
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This is Boyz II Men,
I'll Make Love to...
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(CLICK)
(INHALES SHARPLY)
Now, that's funny.
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(FORCED LAUGHTER)
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Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
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That's funny
to me, too.
Yeah. Super funny.
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I'll let you two
have the room.
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Okay.
You don't
have to do that.
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CB: No. All right,
take care.
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We gotta
shut those punks down.
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Oh, yeah.
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**
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John.
(KNOCKS ON DESK)
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The Wind is
the most idiotic mascot
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to represent
our school,
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and now I have the board
breathing down my neck,
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so you fix this!
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Just give it a chance.
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Trust me,
I'm making the right call.
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Mascots aren't
your call anymore.
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What?
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I am taking athletics
off your plate,
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and I'm giving it
to Mellor.
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Oh, my God.
He got to you.
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No one got to me.
I-I came up with this
on my own.
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You tell him
I'm the Athletics Principal?
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Damn it, Rick.
I told you to hide
by the vending machines.
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I can't believe you're gonna
listen to his insane idea.
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There is no such thing
as Athletics Principal.
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And how would
that work, anyhow?
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Not my job
to figure out the details.
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It's my job to make
the sweeping change
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and to let you two
take it from there.
Good luck.
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We're gonna crush this thing
together, huh?
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I don't wanna
crush this together.
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Well, geez, I'm just trying
to get off on the right foot
with my fellow principal.
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You just stick to athletics.
I do everything else.
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Ah, do your thing.
You won't even know I'm here.
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Ha!
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All right, everyone,
let's begin.
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Uh, just a few
announcements today...
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Yes!
Let's get started.
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It's meeting time,
which for us is game time.
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We can do this, team!
244
00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:23,303
Rick,
what are you doing?
245
00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,072
I'm co-leading
the meeting.
246
00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:27,340
Everyone, I have been
formally promoted
247
00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:30,110
to this school's
new Athletics Principal.
248
00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:32,780
Sure. Well, this is
a staff meeting,
and I'm running it.
249
00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:33,947
The non-athletics part.
250
00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:35,849
All right,
let's just push through.
All right.
251
00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:38,919
Item one, faculty parking lot.
Item one, faculty party logs.
252
00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,287
GLASCOTT: We'll be
repaving the faculty...
253
00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,488
We'll be repasting
the faculty...
254
00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,323
...parking lot this Tuesday...
...paper long this Tuesday...
255
00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,457
...so teachers
will be directed...
256
00:08:44,491 --> 00:08:45,659
...so teachers'll
be directing...
257
00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:46,960
...to park in the
visitors' lot.
...the visitor paper logs.
258
00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:48,195
Make sure that you get
your green passes...
259
00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:49,496
Maple sugar you pick up
your great packets.
260
00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,031
...or your car
will be ticketed.
261
00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,232
Otherwise,
you will be tickled.
262
00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,735
And yes, the overflow...
And yes,
of course, overlord...
263
00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:57,304
...will be sent to
the students' parking lot...
...partying will be in the...
264
00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,239
...right, in the Studebaker.
So try to get here early.
265
00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:02,843
You know, Rick, why don't
I do my announcements
and then you do yours?
266
00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,144
You got it,
Co-Prince.
267
00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:06,213
(GROANS)
268
00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,715
There's...
269
00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,950
Nothing written
on these.
270
00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,552
Mmm.
Meeting adjourned!
271
00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:15,122
**
272
00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,757
LAINEY: Thanks
to the Radio Club,
273
00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:20,527
the whole school
was gossiping about CB and me.
It was time to rein them in.
274
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:24,397
Gotta say,
been a great first week
for the radio station.
275
00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:26,333
Yes!
LAINEY: You guys are
telling it like it is
276
00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:27,400
and making a difference.
277
00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:28,636
We could not be
more proud.
278
00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,570
But others disagree.
279
00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:32,505
Yeah, teachers are pissed.
They want to shut you down.
280
00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:33,674
What?
281
00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:36,309
But, as the cool ones
who started
this whole thing,
282
00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:38,912
we've come up with a solution
that works for everyone.
283
00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,848
Lainey?
284
00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:43,350
"Pre-Approved Ways
To Rebel"?
285
00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:46,920
This list is so rad,
only the baddest
boys and girls
286
00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:49,757
dare touch
controversial stuff like this.
287
00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,324
Yeah, like
classroom temperature.
288
00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:52,826
Taco Tuesday.
Pencil sharpeners.
289
00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,261
Rain.
Rain?
290
00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:55,996
Rain.
Ew. I hate rain.
291
00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,164
So controversial.
292
00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:58,231
This is so lame.
293
00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,733
Yesterday
we were talking about
294
00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,835
things that really
meant something to us.
295
00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:04,604
Yeah, if we can't talk
about what we want,
what's the point?
296
00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,039
I'd rather
not do it at all.
297
00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:08,341
Ooh, you know what?
This is good.
I like your defiance.
298
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,910
Me too.
Let's shut it down.
299
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,378
Wait. Wait, what?
300
00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:12,946
You're telling them
if you can't run your station
301
00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,715
the way you want,
then you won't do it at all.
302
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,216
That is badass.
303
00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:18,451
Your silence will be
louder than your words.
304
00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:19,552
That's not what I said.
305
00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:21,221
Shhah! Silence.
306
00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,892
CB and I had shut down
the radio station
307
00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,359
and the gossip about us
for good.
308
00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,528
Or so we had thought.
309
00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,463
Hey.
What's going on?
310
00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:31,799
The radio station,
it's back!
311
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,970
(HIGH-PITCHED)
You're listening to
the Mad Mouth of William Penn,
312
00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:40,240
the voice of the voiceless
and the scourge
of our oppressors!
313
00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,043
The transmitter's gone.
314
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,812
Yeah, that means
it's real pirate radio.
315
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,447
(OVER SPEAKERS) Don't worry,
kiddies. No one will ever
shut me down.
316
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,717
Not even the teacher
on the DL...
317
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:50,918
Mr. and Mrs. Traitor!
318
00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,152
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
319
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,653
Maybe he's talking
about someone else?
320
00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,122
CB and Lainey,
just to be clear.
321
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,157
Nope.
We have to stop
being seen together.
322
00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,592
**
323
00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:00,928
You stay.
324
00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:03,330
LAINEY: Our plan to silence
the kids had backfired,
325
00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:06,099
while the power struggle
between John and Rick
was worse than ever.
326
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,334
You know,
come to think of it,
327
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,236
make it
an even 100 kickballs.
328
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,537
What the hell?
Hello?
329
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:12,740
They hung up.
330
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:16,643
Okay, you need to stop
this whole
Athletics Principal nonsense.
331
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,079
John, if this partnership
is gonna work...
332
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,347
This is not
a partnership!
333
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,182
I'm the principal
of this school.
334
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,985
My God, does it bother you
that much that I'm in charge?
335
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,754
No! Maybe.
336
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,956
Only when you do dumb stuff,
which is a lot!
337
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:31,658
There it is.
You want to be
in charge.
338
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,960
That's what
this is all about.
339
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,527
No!
Please.
340
00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:36,496
Everyone knows
you wanted this job,
341
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,331
and you got angry
and disappointed
342
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,933
and threw a fit
when you didn't get it.
343
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,268
I did not!
344
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:42,369
I was there.
345
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,537
Ball said to me,
"You got the job,"
346
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:47,040
and then you screamed,
"I'm angry and disappointed!"
347
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:48,675
You want
to see me fail.
348
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,843
But I won't.
349
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,078
The Wind stays!
350
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:53,781
So does the Quaker.
351
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:56,183
You want to go to the mat
on this? 'Cause I will, pal.
352
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,651
So will I.
We're wrestling
for real, right?
353
00:11:58,685 --> 00:11:59,719
No! Get out!
354
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:00,988
I'm leaving.
355
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,722
**
356
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:03,857
You all know
why you're here.
357
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,558
Someone in this room
is Mad Mouth.
358
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,327
Anybody want to step up
and admit it?
359
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,495
It's not anyone here.
360
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,798
But whoever it is,
they speak for all of us.
361
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:13,200
Yeah, I wouldn't turn them in
if I knew who it was.
362
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,501
I have total respect
for that.
363
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:15,803
Same. Word.
364
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,137
But now the trial begins.
365
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:20,040
Each of you will read
from one of Mad Mouth's
hate-filled screeds
366
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,375
so we can figure out
who's been talking about us.
367
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,643
Well... Not us.
368
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,713
And yes, us, but...
The whole school in general.
369
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:27,848
This isn't
gonna help you.
370
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,349
Mad Mouth
disguises his voice.
371
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,750
(SCOFFS)
I'm a trained musician.
372
00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,152
I have an ear
for these things.
373
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,553
Mad Mouth
will be exposed.
374
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,089
"The administration
is run by cowards and pigs
375
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,590
"who only care
about money."
376
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,893
"CB and Lainey
are so annoying.
377
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:43,096
"Clearly,
they're hot for each other.
Just get busy already!"
378
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,898
Um, CB,
which screed is this?
379
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,099
(WHISPERING)
I don't know.
380
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,935
I had
Ms. Jensen's typing class
transcribe it for me.
381
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,369
"The bickering,
the teasing,
382
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,171
"the long doe-eyed stares.
383
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,739
"And that's just CB."
384
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,107
I really should've
checked this first.
385
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,275
"The bump-and-grind."
386
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,376
"Get your freak on."
387
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,444
"Knockin' boots."
388
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,711
"Human pretzel,
double-dipped."
389
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:01,014
Oh, come on! Doesn't this guy
talk about anything else?
390
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,582
Whoever it is,
just admit it.
391
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,352
It's not us.
Listen, he's on right now.
392
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,888
MAD MOUTH:
As I speak, the lovebirds
are looking for me,
393
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,389
trying to shut me down.
394
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,624
Oh, and we will.
But they won't.
395
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,126
You can't hide
from us forever.
396
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,627
Because I can hide forever!
397
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:15,896
Damn. He's annoying,
but good.
398
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,130
Can we go now?
399
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,365
Oh. Sure.
400
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,200
Sorry to falsely
accuse you.
Yeah.
401
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,434
Don't tell your parents
about this.
402
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,536
Have a great day.
It was our fault.
403
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:24,838
Tommy, tie your shoe.
404
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:27,374
This is a nightmare.
We'll never figure out
who Mad Mouth is.
405
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,943
Next up, some tunes from
the world's greatest band...
406
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,078
Rush!
407
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,779
Um, or any band.
Doesn't have to be Rush.
408
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,081
But they are the greatest.
Damn it!
409
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,615
Son of a bitch.
Such a dummy.
410
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,317
**
411
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,119
Don't you worry,
loyal listeners.
412
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,287
Are you kidding me
right now?
413
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,990
Oh, no! It's The Man.
Atkins signing off.
414
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,424
I mean... Mad Mouth.
415
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:45,658
What the hell
are you doing?
416
00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:47,727
I told you
radio was my jam.
417
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,796
I just
liked feeling alive again.
418
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,498
By telling everyone
we have a thing going on?
419
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,233
But you do
have a thing going on.
420
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,567
But we don't
have a thing going on!
421
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,103
Then why are you two
bantering all the time
422
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,570
and busting
each other's balls?
423
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,472
'Cause that's
what friends do!
Yeah.
424
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,075
I mean, look at him,
with his dumb hair
and his dumb ties,
425
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,177
and, I mean,
who wears pants like that?
Okay, well...
426
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,412
Sometimes, there are
so many pleats,
427
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:06,746
I don't even understand
how there can be so many.
428
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:09,782
Point is, we need
to tell Glascott about this.
429
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:10,850
But I'll be fired.
430
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,019
Well, frankly,
you should be,
431
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,286
for turning on us
the way you did.
432
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,922
At least I didn't
turn on the kids!
433
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,157
What?
We didn't turn on them.
434
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,291
All we did
was shut them down
435
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,427
when we didn't like
what they were saying.
Oh.
436
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:23,496
Look, part of my job
is I get to be
a fly on the wall,
437
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,965
and I hear their problems.
438
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,134
They don't think anybody cares
what they have to say,
439
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,835
and all you did
was prove it was true.
440
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,470
Well, your job
isn't to speak for them.
441
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:33,806
You know, I work
just as hard as you do.
442
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,543
And, frankly, I actually
respect these kids.
443
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,180
**
444
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,183
Serious Johnny Atkins
makes me sad.
445
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,853
LAINEY: Glascott
was determined
to prove Mellor wrong
446
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,488
and premiere his new mascot.
447
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:51,224
Unfortunately,
not everyone was on board.
448
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,525
Jessica?
449
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,826
The pep rally's
about to start.
450
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,162
Why aren't you in the Wind?
451
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,896
Um, because
it's ridiculous.
452
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,665
I'm having
a whole political battle
453
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,400
with the so-called
Athletics Principal,
454
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:03,336
and you would be
doing me a solid
if you put this on.
455
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,338
Not on my watch,
Quaker Girl.
456
00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,840
Your Athletics Principal
is here to save you.
457
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,709
Now put this on
and get out there
458
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,045
and show them how a Quaker
slays the enemy.
459
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,981
No. Put on my costume
460
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,848
and show them
how the Wind can lift
our school
461
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,750
to new heights
of sportsmanship and unity!
462
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,352
Quakers never
stop fighting!
463
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:20,988
The Wind
never stops blowing!
464
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,389
I'm not doing either!
465
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:27,094
Hope you're happy, John.
Now we have no mascot at all.
466
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:28,861
Or do we?
467
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,098
No.
468
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:32,432
As Athletics Principal,
469
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,501
I demand
you don't go out in that!
470
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,103
And as the real,
actual principal,
471
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,770
who will do anything
for his school,
472
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:40,273
I dare you to stop me.
473
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:44,277
GLASCOTT: (ON PA)
Blowing in from the east,
powerful and strong,
474
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,846
I give you William Penn's
new and improved mascot.
475
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:50,183
Let's hear it for...
The Wind!
476
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,784
LAINEY: And with that,
Glascott presented
477
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:55,422
his new symbol of William Penn
to the students.
478
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,589
They were confused.
479
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,591
GLASCOTT: How come
they're not clapping?
480
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,228
That's okay, John.
You just gotta
kick it up a notch...
481
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,130
Show 'em what The Wind
can really do.
482
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,764
**
483
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,299
(LAUGHTER)
LAINEY: It wasn't going well.
484
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,635
And it only got worse.
485
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:09,936
GLASCOTT: Quaker?
486
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:10,970
Coach Rick!
487
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:12,939
STUDENTS: Ohh!
488
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,107
No weapons!
489
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,775
LAINEY: Turns out
the two principals
490
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,544
were not going down
without a fight.
491
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:18,978
(CHEERING)
492
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,380
Literally.
493
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:23,483
**
494
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,618
LAINEY: It had been
a day since
the battle of the mascots,
495
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,821
but the war over who
was the true principal
was still raging.
496
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,357
Okay, moving on.
497
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:33,893
The sports banquet will be
bigger and more delicious
than ever this year...
498
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,228
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Rick.
499
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:37,330
Did you call
a faculty meeting
without me?
500
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:40,433
Did I call upon my authority
as Athletics Principal?
501
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:41,501
Indeed I did.
502
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:44,171
Well, all announcements
go through me,
503
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,605
the Principal Principal,
504
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,407
which means
I get to say them.
505
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,142
Okay, guys, guys,
it really doesn't matter
who...
506
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,743
All right, well, listen.
We will be holding
practices...
507
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,145
Okay, uh, we will be
holding practices...
508
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,246
...for boys soccer
from 8:00 to 10:00...
509
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,414
...at the boys soccer
from 8:00 to 10:00...
510
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,515
...which means
that girls softball...
511
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:56,949
...which would mean
that the girls soccer...
512
00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:58,685
...is now going to take place
on the northwest...
...is not going to be...
513
00:16:58,718 --> 00:16:59,986
...baseball field.
...taking place on that
northwest baseball field.
514
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,054
Gentlemen, please!
515
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,956
What the (BLEEP)
was that?
516
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,325
See? Liz agrees!
517
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,494
There's only room for
one principal at this school,
518
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,696
so you guys need to make up
your minds right now.
519
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,299
Show of hands!
Hey! Focus up, okay?
520
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,301
You two,
figure this out
521
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,668
and leave us
the heck out of it!
522
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,372
(SIGHS)
523
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,507
Well, this one
may be on me.
524
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,875
Of course it is.
You want my job.
525
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:24,777
Yeah, I do.
526
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:25,845
I did.
527
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,648
At least...
I wanted to be asked,
528
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,683
to be taken seriously
for once.
529
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,353
Rick, I take you seriously.
I always have.
530
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,821
Well, then,
why'd you go rogue
531
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,723
and make up your own mascot
without me?
532
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,991
'Cause I wanted
to be taken seriously.
533
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,393
The truth is,
534
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:43,696
if there's anyone
not respected in their job,
it's me.
535
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,234
Wow.
536
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,169
Guess we both wanted
the same thing.
537
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:51,804
Only difference is,
I'm such a disappointment,
538
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,040
part of my job
was given to you.
539
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,675
(MATCHBOX TWENTY'S PUSH
PLAYS)
540
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,410
John, you're the only one
who would get up
541
00:17:57,444 --> 00:18:00,347
in front of all those people
dressed as the stupid wind.
542
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,515
Now, if that doesn't
make you the heart
and soul of this school,
543
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:03,916
then I don't know
what does.
544
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,553
I think it's time
for you to be
545
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,255
the one and only principal
again.
546
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,056
Thanks, man.
547
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,793
LAINEY: Coach and Glascott
had ended their mascot feud
once and for all,
548
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:17,364
but as for CB and I, we still
had some work to finish.
549
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,898
Hey, Johnny.
What are you doing?
550
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,600
What does it look
like I'm doing?
551
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,801
I'm done here.
552
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,636
When you guys rat me out and
they hear that I'm Mad Mouth,
553
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,505
there's no way
they'll keep me
at this school.
554
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:28,241
Johnny, we didn't tell anybody
that you're Mad Mouth.
555
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,742
You didn't tell Ball
about me?
556
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,178
Oh, we told Ball
about you.
557
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,546
We told him you should be
in charge of the radio club.
558
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,382
What?
Sure.
559
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,683
We told him
if he did that,
560
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,418
the kids wouldn't need
a Mad Mouth...
561
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,453
Because they'd have
somebody guiding them
who really gets it.
562
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,122
(BOX THUDS)
563
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:44,391
Oh, man.
564
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,726
I can't believe you guys
would do this for me.
565
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:50,029
But just so you know,
I'm not giving up
my regular job.
566
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,199
(LAUGHS)
567
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,267
* I wanna push you around
568
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:58,205
* Well, I will, well, I will
569
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,607
You ready to knock 'em dead
out there, Jessica?
570
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,141
All right,
let's do this.
571
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:03,943
I can't tell you
how impressed I am
572
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,213
that you're still willing
to go out there
in that costume
573
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:07,280
for this school.
574
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:10,149
Well, what can I say?
Anything for William Penn.
575
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,619
But this is probably
the last time.
576
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,821
LAINEY: Our school years
are often filled
577
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,657
with the most real, emotional
experiences of our lives,
578
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,292
for both students
and teachers.
579
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,294
And in tough times,
580
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,463
where it can feel like we're
working against each other,
581
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,298
we need to open ourselves up
582
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:28,301
and understand what
we're really going through.
583
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,169
I've known
that ponytailed man
a long time.
584
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,738
I've never seen him
so happy.
585
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,307
Yeah. Well,
we make a great team.
586
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:35,408
Not really.
587
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:36,509
We actually
caused a ton of damage
588
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,578
and had to have the school
custodian set us straight.
589
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:41,614
Well, at least we stopped
the flirting talk about us
from being a thing.
590
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,450
I mean,
not a thing between us.
591
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,784
Just, a thing.
592
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:47,320
Believe me,
I want nothing to do
with any of that stuff, so...
593
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,322
Right. Me neither.
594
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,957
The thing is, I...
595
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,125
I'm kind of
hung up on someone,
596
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:55,462
and I didn't realize how hard
it would be working here.
597
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,796
You know.
598
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:57,997
Just...
599
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,466
A lot of memories.
600
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:02,001
Well, if you need someone
to talk to, I'm here.
601
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,102
As a friend.
602
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,704
Thanks, CB.
603
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,273
Yeah.
604
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:09,376
**
605
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:13,446
LAINEY: My memories
were of a boyfriend
I had back in the '80s.
606
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,382
It was hard
to forget our time.
607
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,786
* I wanna push you around
608
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:22,389
* Well, I will, well, I will
609
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:25,057
* I wanna push you down
610
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:28,194
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
* Well, I will, well, I will
611
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:32,031
* I wanna push you around
612
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,904
Hi, I'm Sean Marquette,
and I'm sitting here
613
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,840
with the real
Johnny Atkins.
614
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:44,744
I want to ask about
your lifelong commitment
to the ponytail.
615
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:45,845
(LAUGHS)
616
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,814
I started growing it
in high school.
617
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,416
Mom wasn't
real happy about it.
618
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:50,583
If I pulled it
real tight
619
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:52,352
and I looked her
straight in the face,
620
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,520
it looked like
I had short hair.
621
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,422
"Morning, Mom.
Don't look at my profile."
622
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,089
That's exactly right.
(LAUGHING)
That's great.
623
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,559
I hear you went dressed as
Johnny Atkins for Halloween.
624
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,861
Yeah, I decided to dress up
as you dressed up as me.
625
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,195
MARQUETTE: Turns out,
really easy outfit.
626
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,565
You just need a Rush shirt
and some glasses like this.
627
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,100
What was it like growing up in
a small town, like Jenkintown?
628
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:10,403
It was great
because you knew everybody,
629
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,439
and it was horrible
because everybody knew you.
630
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:13,573
(LAUGHS)
631
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,041
Like having
a town full of parents.
632
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:18,010
Did you really play
the saxophone in high school?
633
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,846
I played saxophone through
high school, through college.
634
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,213
Did you get chicks
with the saxophone?
635
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:23,049
No.
(LAUGHS)
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