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[STAR WARS MAIN THEMEPLAYS]
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LAINEY: The '90s had a lot
of great movies,
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but the biggest of them all
was part of a phenomenon
that spanned decades...
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Star Wars Episode I:
The Phantom Menace.
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It was the first new
Star Wars movie
in these kids' entire lives.
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TheStar Wars club
was ready for it,
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and it wasn't just
the students.
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It's here.
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After 16 agonizing years,
George Lucas will once again
bestow his genius upon us!
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God only knows the things
in store he has planned.
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I heard Jackie Chan
is gonna play Boba Fett.
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I heard Chewbacca
talks in English!
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I heard the Ewoks grow
into the Wookiees.
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Guys, I don't wanna
hang too much on
a single motion picture,
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but when this club goes
to opening night,
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it will be the most
transformative experience
of our collective lives.
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Screw my bar mitzvah!
Tonight, I become a man!
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Let's go, people!
To Jedi Academy!
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[KIDS CHEER]
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[AS OBI-WAN KENOBI]
"You can't win, Darth.
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"If you strike me down,
I shall become more powerful
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"than you can
possibly imagine."
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[CHOKING]
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COACH MELLOR:
Attention, non-athletes!
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Time to take your glowing
wizard wands and scoot!
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Okay, they're lightsabers,
and we signed out the gym
for Star Wars Club.
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And as fun as
make-em-up-pretend-time looks,
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my actual athletes
need the space,
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so I'm afraid you gotta
clear out.
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Cut me some slack,
all right?
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We're gearing up
for Star Wars. Star Wars?
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Is that the one with the
pointy-eared know-it-all
with the bowl cut?
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No, that's Spock
in Star Trek.
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This is Star Wars.
Is that the one where
the little guy
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pops out of
the big guy's chest?That's Alien.
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Is it the one with E.T.?
No, that's E.T.!
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It's in the title.
I like E.T.
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He gets drunk
and puts on a wig.
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Star Warsis about
a group of ragtag underdogs
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that stand up
to the Empire,
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and just like
those underdogs,
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we will not be thrown...
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Okay. Wow.
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Your team's carrying out
my club like rag dolls.
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COACH MELLOR:
Clear 'em out, boys!
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♪ One of these days,
you're gonna get outta here
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♪ Live your life
and finally be free
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♪ Go where you wanna go,
do what you wanna do
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♪ Someday, you will say
"Those were the days" ♪
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LAINEY: It was March 20th,
1990-something,
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and Principal Glascott
was teaching Driver's Ed,
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the first class his niece,
Felicia, ever cared about
because it meant freedom.
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Okay, road warriors,
here's a toughie.
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Which way do you turn your
wheels when parked uphill?
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Away from the curb.
Right.
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Exactly how far from
the curb should...
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18 inches!
Yes. Thank you.
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What speed...
25 in a school zone
unless otherwise posted!
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I gotta say, it's scary when
you really apply yourself.
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Why would I apply myself in
those other dumb classes?
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Who needs math, am I right?
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Do not return that high-five.
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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That's the bell!
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Time for my
supervised road time
with my instructor!
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[LAUGHS]
Okay, pump your brakes,
Thelma and Louise.
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You'll get your time
behind the wheel.
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Sorry, I'm just so excited.
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And thanks for not
making this weird,
you being my uncle and all.
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Hey, in this class,
I am not your uncle.
I'm your teacher.
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And I promise
to treat you
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in a fair
and reasonable manner.
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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Okay. Fail. You fail.
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Get outta the car
because of your failure.
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What? Why?
You didn't triple
check your mirrors,
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your hands were
at 10 and 3,
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and you almost hit
a pedestrian!
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Who? I barely moved.
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Our school's esteemed
custodian!
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[SHOUTING] I what now?
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Nothing, Johnny Atkins!
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I'm so far,
I can't hear you!
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You want me to
come over there?
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No! Nothing! You're fine!
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He is lucky to be alive.
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Sorry, but there is no way I'm
letting you pass this class.
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Bye-bye now.
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[KEYS JOSTLING]
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You said you
were my teacher,
not my uncle!
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Yeah, well, I gave it
some thought,
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and I decided to be both.
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You are abusing your vast
Driver's Ed powers
to hold me back!
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Correct.
You don't trust me at all.
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I'm glad we're in
agreement on this.
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What have
I possibly done
to deserve this?
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Well, let's see, you lie,
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you use salty language,
you miss curfew.
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It's not right!
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You know what's not right?
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You always acting like
my dad when you're not!
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Okay, that's enough,
young lady.
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Mark my words,
I will find a way to drive,
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and when I do,
I'll make a hundred times
the bad decisions.
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Yeah? Well, good luck getting
around on the city bus.
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Gotta say, you really
are a great principal,
but a lousy father figure.
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Excuse me?
I was Felicia, okay?
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I was raised by a neurotic,
overprotective dad,
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which made me rebel hard.
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Is this supposed
to be helping?
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No, but I will help 'cause
watching you and Felicia fight
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day in and day out
is very unpleasant.
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Well, I appreciate the offer,
but I don't need any help.
I can handle her.
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Attention William Penn!
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Did you know
our high school principal's
middle name is Laverne?
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Oh, no.
It's gender neutral!
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[SCATTERED LAUGHTER]
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I'm here when you need me...
Laverne.
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CB, my man!
Need a quick favor!
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No, I'm done helping you.
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Wait, is this because
I took the gym away
from your Star Battle boys?
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Yes. And just so ya know,
everybody is on my side
about that
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because Star Warsis literally
the most popular thing
out of anything ever.
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With who?
Everybody!
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Coop!
Huh?
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You excited about the new
Star Warsmovie?
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Oh, hells yeah!
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I heard they're gonna make
Samuel L. Jackson a Jedi!
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He gonna be like,
"These are not the [BLEEP]
you are looking for!"
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My point is made.
Everybody loves Star Wars.
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See, we're not the problem.
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It's you for being a complete
and utter cliche.
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Hey, my entire career,
I have prided myself
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on not being a typical
meathead gym teacher.
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Seriously?
Yes!
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I've always been open
to new and strange ideas
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that upset
the delicate balance
of a-an athlete's
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rightful place at the top
of the social pyramid.
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And you undid
all your hard work
by ruining the one thing
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that brought these kids
together.
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Damn it, you're right.
Wait, what?
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A man gets to be
wrong once in his life,
and this here is it.
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Obviously, I was wrong
about your Space Wars,
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so it's time for you
to coach Coach.
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Well, you could come to the
premiere with us, sit back,
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and let The Phantom Menace
show you how awesome
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Star Warscan be.
Uh-huh.
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And what happens when
I'm not into it?
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Look, I am so certain
that this movie will
change your life
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that if it
isn't transcendent
on every level,
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I will publicly announce that
Star Warsis just a film
and not a way of life.
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Wow, I was just hoping
you'd pay me back
for my ticket,
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but let's roll.
Yeah!
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LAINEY: As Coach
was gearing up to
see the newStar Wars,
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Glascott was still trying
to put the brakes
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on his clever and
rebellious niece.
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Felicia, we need
to have a conversation
right now, missy.
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Whatever seems to be the
problem, Principal Glascott?
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It's come to my attention
that you joined
the Alcohol Task Force.
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Well, you say you want
me to be more involved
in school, right?
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Oh, so you joining has nothing
to do with the fact
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that they have designated
drivers at all times,
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offering free rides
on the weekends?
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Do they? Huh.
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Seems like someone
could use that
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as their own personal
taxi service.
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I think she's saying
it that way
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'cause that's what
she did all weekend.
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Whose side
are you on, Gabe?Enough.
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You can't take advantage
of well-intentioned goobs
like Gabe!
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Nothing personal.
Oh, it's fine.
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I just like spending time
with your niece, sir.
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Hey, I told ya I'd figure out
a way to get around
without a license.
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I'll see you Friday through
Saturday, pal.
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This time, can I at least come
into the parties with you?
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Sorry, they're
a little exclusive.
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[LOCKER SHUTS]
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Okay, you were right.
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Everything that I do with
Felicia goes horribly wrong.
What do I do?
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Listen, I can help you,
but I don't think you have
what it takes to stomach it.
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I can take it. Hit me.
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You're no longer
living in the world of the
rational-thinking adult.
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You're now living in
the upside-down,
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crazy brain
of the teenage girl.
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If there's one thing I know,
it's this, 'cause I lived it.
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All right, then.
Teach me your horrible ways.
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First, you need to let me help
Felicia get her license.
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God, no!
Oh, God, no.
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Why, God?
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You seem to not be ready.
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No, I'm ready for it.
Lay it on me.
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Back in the day, all I wanted
was for my dad to trust me.
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If he'd had a little
faith in me to make
my own mistakes,
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I wouldn't have fought
so hard against him.
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Who knows,
we could've even been pals.
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That's what I want!
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Okay, what happens after
she gets her license?
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You give her that trust
she so desperately needs,
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and let her borrow your car
when she asks you.
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God, no!
Never! Ever!
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Oh, my God! And ooh, why?
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Okay. Let's do it.
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LAINEY: As I was ready to take the wheel with Felicia,
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Coach was about to
get a crash-course
in the ways of the Force.
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Well, I gotta admit,
pretty electric in here.
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Feels like Game 7
of the World Series.
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But imagine waiting 16 years
between games.
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And now, the wait is over.
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[STAR WARS MAIN THEMEPLAYS]
[CHEERING]
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Hang on, Rick Mellor.
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Your life as you know it
is about to change.
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TOGETHER:
"Turmoil has engulfed
the Galactic Republic.
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"The taxation of trade routes
to outlying systems..."
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Whoa!
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Ooh!
[PODRACERS WHIZZING]
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[LIGHTSABERS CLASHING]
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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[WHISPERING]
This is the best thing ever.
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That was the best thing ever!
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Yes!
I know!
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So cool!
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It was fine.
Podracing...
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That was the best scene
in any Star Warsmovie.
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For sure!
Epic.
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Podracing!
Felt a little long.
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Darth Maul
with his devil face
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and the double-sided
lightsaber?
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So dope.
Bad ass.
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Better than Vader!
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[MUTTERING]
He had like one line.
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I'm sorry, you're mumbling
a bunch of stuff.
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Do you have some kind
of a problem?I mean...
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Did you not love the movie?
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I don't know,
the whole thing
was about
234
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a trade blockade
and Senate votes.
235
00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:32,773
Oh.
Kinda true.
236
00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:33,904
I was confused.
237
00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:35,863
But still!
This is Star Wars!
238
00:08:35,906 --> 00:08:38,387
With Yoda and lightsabers
and the Force!
239
00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:40,128
Genius!
So awesome.
240
00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:42,347
So cool!
Yeah, about that.
241
00:08:42,391 --> 00:08:46,656
You said the Force was some
unexplainable, mystical power,
242
00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:49,267
but, you know, the movie said
you can take a blood test
to see if you got it.
243
00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:50,965
He's right.
Not great.
244
00:08:51,008 --> 00:08:52,575
I was confused!
245
00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:54,359
Forget about the upsetting
midi-chlorians, all right.
246
00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:56,405
This movie had everything.
247
00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:58,015
I mean,
even Anakin Skywalker.
248
00:08:58,059 --> 00:08:59,713
The kid saved the day!
COACH MELLOR: Did he?
249
00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:03,238
Because if you think about it,
he accidentally fell
into a spaceship,
250
00:09:03,281 --> 00:09:05,719
then accidentally
flew it into the bad guy's
headquarters
251
00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,764
and then accidentally
blew 'em all up.
252
00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,157
He's right.
Oh, man...
253
00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,593
I feel sad.
254
00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:11,942
You just don't
get the movie
255
00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:13,944
'cause you haven't seen
any of the other ones.
256
00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:16,338
But I thought you said
this one happens before
the other ones.
257
00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:18,166
This is Star Wars,bro!
258
00:09:18,209 --> 00:09:19,515
This is not
about one movie.
259
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:23,911
This is about the fandom
and the family and the Force.
260
00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:25,173
You mean the midi-chlorians?
261
00:09:25,216 --> 00:09:26,957
Midi-what?
262
00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:28,872
Nothing.
Just go watch the movie.
You're gonna love it.
263
00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:31,483
Hang on to your receipt,
puppet man.
264
00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:34,965
No need.
In fact, we bought tickets
to go see it again, so...
265
00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:37,228
You can give my ticket
to one of these guys
in a bathrobe.
266
00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:40,449
And when you're ready to admit
the truth, I will be waiting.
267
00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:42,669
Well, you're gonna be
waiting for a long time
268
00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:44,018
because these movies
are perfect,
269
00:09:44,061 --> 00:09:45,585
and nobody can ever
take that away.
270
00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:48,152
So, let's go, kids! Whoo!
271
00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:53,462
Damn it.
Mellor just ruined Star Wars.
272
00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:56,857
LAINEY: Glascott hoped
to form a relationship
of trust with his niece,
273
00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,989
so he turned to me
to teach Felicia to drive.
274
00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:01,078
I don't know how you convinced
my uncle to let me drive,
275
00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:03,472
but as far
as I'm concerned,
you're a hero.
276
00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:06,301
All I did was show him
you're worthy of his trust.Totally.
277
00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:07,868
I mean, I would've
killed to have my father
278
00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:09,652
trust me like this
when I was your age.You're right.
279
00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:12,916
I mean, I love the guy more
than ever, and you did that.
280
00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:15,266
Well, I don't want
to take full credit,
but yeah, I'm the best.
281
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:17,312
Oh, there's a spot.
Do a three-point turn,
282
00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:19,531
and let's try
some parallel parking.I got this.
283
00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:22,447
[TIRES SCREECHING]
284
00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,754
What the hell was that?
285
00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,843
Uh... Nothing?
You know how to
drive already?
286
00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,628
Only for three years.
287
00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,586
What?
It's not my fault.
288
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,806
Salt-N-Pepa played
the Spectrum when
I was in eighth grade,
289
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:35,112
and I had to figure out
somehow to get there
behind my mom's back.
290
00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:37,201
That story is completely
your fault!
291
00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:39,639
Dude, don't make me
regret getting your uncle
to trust you!
292
00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:41,728
Look, I give you my word
I won't turn his trust
293
00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:44,295
into a massive amount
of misbehavior.
294
00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:45,688
You said that in a way
that sounds like
295
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:46,733
that's exactly what
you're gonna do.
296
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,125
No, nuh-uh, not me.
297
00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:50,693
Also, how long does it take
to drive to Florida?
298
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,086
I've made
a terrible mistake.
299
00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:54,131
[WHISTLING]
300
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:56,177
Hey... There he is.
301
00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,918
Hey, there she is.
302
00:10:57,961 --> 00:11:00,616
The lady that made me
the best uncle in the world.
303
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,923
Yeah, I heard you guys
are like besties now.
304
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:05,142
Best besties.
We celebrated her new license
305
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:08,015
by making drop cookies
and talking about boys.
306
00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:10,974
We agree...
Many of them are so immature.
307
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:12,106
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
308
00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:14,412
Honestly, thank you
for everything.
309
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:15,849
No! No need to thank me.
310
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:18,112
Come on, we both know
this is all your doing.
311
00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:20,201
Look at that strange smile.
312
00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:23,378
So happy and kinda queasy.
313
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,032
What's going on
with your face?
314
00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:27,948
She's lying to you!
Your niece is a typical,
horrible teenage monster!
315
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,210
You cannot let her drive!
316
00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:30,951
What?
I was wrong
about the trust.
317
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,343
But what about
the drop cookies?
318
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:33,780
The drop cookies
were a trap!
319
00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:35,520
But I gave the girl
my car.
320
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,740
Are you nuts?
Why would you do that?
321
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,568
Because you told me to!
322
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,570
Let me guess, she's going
to the public library
to study, right?
323
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:42,702
How did you know that?
324
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,399
'Cause she's
lying to you, John!
325
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:47,663
She's been driving
for three years,
and she's good.
326
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,231
I mean, she's like Tom Cruise
in Days of Thundergood.
327
00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:53,843
Cole Trickle? Oh, no.
He was reckless on
and off the track!
328
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,192
We gotta go find her
and stop her from doing
329
00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:57,412
whatever terrible
and dangerous
thing I used to do.
330
00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:59,719
Right. To the weird
Driver's Ed mobile!
331
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,111
[GROANS]
Move! Move!
332
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,678
Bam!
333
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,420
Proof that
Phantom Menaceis great.What's all this?
334
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:07,378
The first reviews
came in this morning,
and they're all raves.
335
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,816
We've got New York Times, Chicago Tribune, The Post...
336
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:12,644
Even Roger Ebert
gave it two huge thumbs up.
337
00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:15,473
Eh, just like you,
they're all in the glow.
338
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:16,910
Glow? What glow?
339
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:19,390
The glow of something
they remember being awesome,
340
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,523
which clearly doesn't
apply to this movie.
341
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:22,742
It's sad, really.
342
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,308
Okay, maybe there's
a few tiny,
343
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:26,571
little problems
with the movie,
but who cares.
344
00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:28,443
Star Warsis about
the community,
345
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:33,404
the... The shared passion,
the entire universe that fills
our lives with wonder!
346
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:35,015
See, now you're
just melting down
347
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:37,452
because your precious
space movie isn't perfect.
348
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:40,498
Doesn't have to be.
Nothing in this world
is 100% perfect.
349
00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:41,586
All my favorite things are.
350
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,197
Sporty Spice, perfect.
351
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,851
Grape nuts, perfect.
352
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:47,244
Baseball. Perfect.
353
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,116
So, let me put it in terms
that you can understand.
354
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:50,900
How would you like it if
I went to your locker room
355
00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:53,598
before a championship game and
ruined baseball for your team?
356
00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:56,514
I would say that unlike
your silly sci-fi nonsense,
357
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:59,822
baseball is invulnerable
to critique.
358
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:02,303
Oh, come on.
It's 5% actual game play,
359
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:04,087
and the rest of the time,
it's just a bunch of dudes
360
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:06,089
standing there,
adjusting their jocks.
361
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:09,179
For your information, those
uniforms are extremely tight,
362
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:12,269
which makes rearranging
your goodie bag a necessity
363
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:15,533
to maintain comfort
and ensure exciting gameplay!
364
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:17,274
Oh, please!
Baseball's so boring
365
00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:19,755
that they have a mandated
7th inning group stretch
366
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,757
so that the fans don't
get a blood clot!
367
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:26,283
That stretch promotes
team unity and boosts
Cracker Jack sales!
368
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:28,764
Face it, baseball
is just one mind-numbing,
369
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,201
tobacco-spitting,
unending borefest
370
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:33,900
that no child has ever
stayed awake through.
371
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:36,293
The TV cameras cut to
those sleeping children
372
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:38,426
because they're adorable,
not because it sucks!
373
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,210
Getting very defensive
there, Coach.
374
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:42,430
Hope I'm not ruining
America's pastime for you.
375
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:43,910
Impossible!
376
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:46,695
Baseball is an elegant,
nuanced art form,
377
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:49,002
and no one can ever
stop me from loving it!
378
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,612
I'll leave you
to clean your whistles.
379
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:54,355
LAINEY: Despite pushing back, at the next game,
380
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:56,270
Coach couldn't get
CB's words out of his head.
381
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:57,924
Aw, come on
with the adjustment!
382
00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:58,707
What are you
wasting time for?
383
00:13:58,750 --> 00:13:59,882
Step in the box and swing!
384
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,059
Stop shaking off
every pitch!
385
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,714
Why are you checking
the runner at first?
386
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:06,976
He's not going anywhere!
387
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:09,674
Come on! It's been two hours!
388
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:11,502
It's still zero-zero.
389
00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:12,721
Just swing at everything!
390
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:15,332
Great!
A toddler's asleep!
391
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,595
Do something!
Anything!
392
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,249
Damn it.
393
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:20,990
CB ruined baseball.
394
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:23,601
LAINEY: While CB
had opened Coach's
eyes about baseball,
395
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,908
Glascott and I were on
the lookout for Felicia.
396
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,649
Why are you taking
Old York Road?
397
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:28,868
I just wanna go
by the library
398
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,739
just in case we were
wrong about her.
399
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,523
We're not wrong, John.
400
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,917
That girl is either
at the kegger at
Roxborough Ronnie's
401
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,353
or the kegger at Kappa Tau.
402
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:41,881
No, I need to know
if she made the right choice
and went to the library.
403
00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,492
Of course she didn't
make the right choice!
404
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:47,887
She's a teenager
and she's kegging it up
at the kegger!
405
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,497
[TIRES SQUEALING]
406
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,542
Look, Felicia will
never forgive me
407
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,805
if I go show up at some party
that she's not even at.
408
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,069
But she is there!
409
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:58,332
How do you know?
410
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,552
Because I was terrible
just like her!
411
00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:06,644
Ohh!
No!
412
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,298
The Driver's Ed car.
413
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,387
We both have brakes,
and neither of us used them.
414
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:13,042
Let's remember for insurance
purposes I was the passenger.
415
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:15,784
Okay, let's not argue about
how this is your fault.
416
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,568
How do we find Felicia?
417
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,181
Our student designated
driving program
418
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:23,966
isn't supposed to be
for, ya know, a-adults.
419
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:27,187
We're very drunk. Just drive.
To the kegger, Gabe.
420
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,232
Yeah, I was actually
supposed to pick up
some kids there anyway.
421
00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:32,192
♪♪
422
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:35,891
Teachers. Run!
423
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,632
We'll get you
for this, Gabe!
424
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,895
What? No!
No, I'm just trying
to help people here!
425
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,375
Felicia!
Hey. [CHUCKLES]
426
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,377
I was just on my way
to the library.
427
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:45,640
Oh, thank God.
No, wait!
428
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,861
CB!
Well? Huh? Come on!
429
00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:52,560
Star Wars!Let's hear it!R-Right? Am I right?
430
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:53,953
Sweet God.
431
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,998
You haven't discussed
this movie with anyone
yet, have you?
432
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,348
No, I've been waiting all
weekend to talk to you.You listen to me.
433
00:15:58,392 --> 00:15:59,697
Right now,
you're living in the glow,
434
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,221
and I never want that
to end for you.
435
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:03,136
What was wrong
with the movie?
It was great.
436
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,312
R2-D2,
the double lightsaber!
437
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:06,617
You know, now that
I think about it, though,
438
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,576
I really didn't love
the Trade Federation stuff.
439
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,621
Don't think!
Just live in the glow
440
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:11,622
where Star Wars
is everything.
441
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:12,841
CB, we need to talk.
442
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,060
Mellor's here. Run.
443
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:16,236
Run, Coop,
and never look back.Oh...
444
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:18,151
Run!
Hope you're happy.
445
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,501
Thanks to you, baseball
has lost all its magic.
446
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:22,111
Just doing what
you did to me.
How's it feel?
447
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:24,244
Horrible! You know
that the greatest hitter
that ever lived
448
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,593
only hit the ball
four outta ten times?
449
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,812
I don't teach math,
but that doesn't
seem impressive.
450
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,945
And why sing Take Me Out to the Ball Game?
451
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,426
We're already there!
Stop selling the sport to us!
452
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,297
Look, I'm sorry I ruined
baseball for you,
453
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:36,299
but you ruined Star Wars
for those kids.
454
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:37,909
It's the one thing
at this school they had
455
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,520
that made them feel
a part of something,
456
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:40,825
and I don't know why
you can't get that.
457
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,262
I get it.
458
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:43,872
When I was a boy,
I moved around a lot,
459
00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:47,919
and I learned that the easiest
way to make friends
was by joining a team.
460
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,486
Without baseball,
I would've been lost.
461
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:52,446
The point is, I feel bad!
462
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,230
Come on, lemme make it right.
463
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,319
You can't.
It's too late.
464
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,843
♪♪
465
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,674
LAINEY: Mellor may have
ruinedStar Wars for CB
and the kids,
466
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:06,286
but he had one more Jedi
mind trick up his sleeve.
467
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:09,941
Kids, I am so psyched that
you called this meeting
of the Star WarsClub.
468
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:10,986
We didn't call
this meeting.
469
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,509
Then who called the meeting?
470
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:14,381
[LIGHT SWITCHES CLICK]
[STAR WARS MAIN THEMEPLAYS]
471
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:16,861
[LIGHTSABER HUMS]
472
00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:18,515
It was I who
summoned you here.
473
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,648
Is that Coach Mellor?
474
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:21,866
[LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS]
[MUSIC SLOWS]
475
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:24,347
Uh, Coach?
We got practice.
476
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,653
Also, why are you dressed
like a Sith Lord?
477
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,089
Wait, you guys know
that stuff?
478
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,222
Yeah, it's Star Wars,
lady bro. Who doesn't
love Star Wars?
479
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:31,180
Sounds like a challenge,
Ronnie from Roxborough!
480
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,575
The first Jedi
that can knock me down
481
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:36,533
doesn't have to do frog squats
for the rest of the year.
482
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,581
Oh, it's on, Darth Mellor!
483
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,583
I got your back, little bro.
484
00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:46,413
[STAR WARS MAIN THEMEPLAYS]
485
00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:48,154
[ALL SHOUTING]
486
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:55,161
[GRUNTING]
487
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,467
♪♪
488
00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,339
Aah!
489
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:01,210
[GRUNTING]
490
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,960
[YELLS]
491
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:13,831
Phantom Menacerules!
492
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,746
I can't hear you!
493
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,400
ALL: Phantom Menacerules!
494
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:19,576
[CHEERING]
495
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,972
Hey...
496
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:26,496
I made a new batch
of drop cookies.
497
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,716
Sorry, I'm not in the mood
for your betrayal cookies.
498
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,152
They taste like lies.
499
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:32,372
[HUFFS] Okay,
I get you're mad.
500
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,330
You finally trusted me,
and I took advantage.
501
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:35,810
I'm sorry.
Don't be.
502
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:38,029
Look, you don't
want me to be your dad,
503
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:40,902
and after this whole mess,
I'm not sure that I wanna be.
504
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:43,513
What are you saying?
Look at you.
You're driving now.
505
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:48,301
You're all grown up
and ready to go out there
and live your own life.
506
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,999
And frankly, trying to
stop you is exhausting.
507
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:52,435
So go.
508
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,133
I just hope you're
gonna be okay.
509
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:57,136
That's it?
You're just giving up on me?
510
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,528
But that's what you want.
511
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,226
For me to not be your dad.
512
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,315
Of course I don't want
you to be my dad!
513
00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:05,013
My dad always let me down.
514
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:06,797
[DURAN DURAN'S
ORDINARY WORLDPLAYS]
515
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,976
Look, I know this is a crazy
time in your life,
516
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:15,371
but all I can tell you
is I will be whoever
you need me to be.
517
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,766
Thanks.
518
00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,724
♪♪
519
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,771
We did it, guys.
520
00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:26,687
Hey, man.
Hey.
521
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,428
I just wanted to tell you
that I thought what you did
522
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,256
the other day
for those kids
was amazing.
523
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:31,996
Look, Star Wars
is your baseball,
524
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,433
and it wasn't my place
to take away something
525
00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:35,086
that makes so many
people happy,
526
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,479
especially from those kids.
527
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:38,699
Well, baseball makes
a lot of people happy, too,
528
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:41,876
so as a thank you,
I got you this.
529
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,182
I remember how
over-the-moon you were
530
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:44,705
when the Phillies
won the pennant.
531
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:45,880
Ah. [SNIFFS]
532
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,664
Had awful seats
and it didn't even matter.
533
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:51,015
It was the best game
I ever saw.Right.
534
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:53,409
Well, that's an autographed
Lenny Dykstra ball
from that game.
535
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:56,020
No.
536
00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:57,326
Seriously?
Mmm-hmm.
537
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:58,632
Why would you do this?
538
00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:00,460
Because I love Star Wars,
539
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:03,985
and you love baseball,
and none of it's perfect,
540
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:06,944
but sometimes when
you sit down to watch
a Star Warsmovie
541
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:10,470
or a Phillies' game,
it changes your life forever.
542
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,646
And in that way,
we're exactly the same.
543
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:15,692
And like you said,
every fan deserves
that joy.
544
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:20,262
You're an honorable Jedi,
Rick Mellor.
545
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:21,959
May the Force be with you,
CB-Wan.
546
00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:23,787
♪ Somehow I have to find ♪
547
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:26,312
LAINEY: Teachers help us
discover our passions
548
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:29,358
in sports, in music,
in movies.
549
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:32,796
And as we grow up and face
a sometimes critical world,
550
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,321
it's important to remember
that even with their flaws,
551
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:38,802
the joy these things
bring to our lives
will always be perfect.
552
00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:42,893
Hello, everybody, I'm sitting
here with the real CB,
553
00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:44,330
who I'm portraying.
554
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:45,766
Wait, should I,
like, fold my hands
555
00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:46,636
if you fold your hands?
Yes.
556
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,117
♪♪
557
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,423
Ah.
558
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:52,163
What's the one thing
that you wish
559
00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:53,252
could be taught
in school?
560
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,644
Life skills...
Change a tire.
561
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:57,168
Have you ever had a tough time
connecting to a student?
562
00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:58,996
My dream is that I find
something.Yeah.
563
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,302
When some kid
comes in loving baseball,
564
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:01,434
well,
I love baseball.
565
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:04,001
I also ran a Magic:
The Gatheringclub
566
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:05,742
at school, so I had...
Wow, that's so sick.
567
00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:08,310
Yeah, and we'd play on
Fridays, maybe have pizza.Wow.
568
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:09,442
That's cool.
569
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:10,878
Were you a nerd
in high school?
570
00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:12,183
I was a nerd
in high school.
571
00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:14,142
I loved math.
Nine times nine, quick.
572
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:15,883
81. That's my favorite one.
Okay. That was good.
573
00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:17,406
That was really good.
Do you know how to do
574
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:18,712
the nine tables
with your hand?Sure.
575
00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:21,018
That's a saver
for some kids.I always do this.
576
00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:23,151
Dude, you have fingers,
use them.That's awesome.
577
00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:24,587
Yeah, I'm a geek.
Me, too.
578
00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:26,459
Fellow geeks. Here we are.
[LAUGHS]
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