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Don't turn channel!
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Please.
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Hello.
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This is "American Dad!"
you are watching.
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So, who am I?
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Fung Wah, Chinese billionaire.
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You don't believe me?
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That's mine.
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I am C.E.O.
of Fung Wah Enterprises --
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big conglomerate
with many assets.
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Sure, I make money.
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But what make me happy?
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American television -- so funny.
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And who is funniest?
I give you time to guess.
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Seth MacFarlane!
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He shine like a diamond.
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So we talk.
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He admits he's bored of only
being a cartoon emperor.
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So I give him
tennis-shoe business,
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and he give me "American Dad!"
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It's all mine!
But don't worry.
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It will be same show
you always love.
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Look at my money.
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Okay?
So, here is your "American Dad!"
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Please enjoy.
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# Good morning, U.S.A. #
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# I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day #
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# the sun in the sky
has a smile on his face #
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# and he's shinin' a salute
to the American race #
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# oh, boy, it's swell to say #
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# good -- #
# good morning, U.S.A. #
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Keep it cool, Stan.
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No one can tell
you have an erection.
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'Sup, bud?
Super-soft over here.
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Hello?
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Smith, happy anniversary.
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Huh? Sir?
It's not my anniversary.
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Well, that just proves
it is your anniversary,
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since you always forget
your anniversary
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precisely on the day
of your anniversary.
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Oh, my God!
It's my anniversary!
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Francine's gonna kill me.
I have nothing prepared.
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Well, perhaps you can use
the C.I.A. time machine
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to go back a few days
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and arrange
for the perfect anniversary.
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We have a time machine?
Sadly, no.
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Not after you used it for
your anniversary last year
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and altered the timeline.
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Now we have a margarita machine
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and something called Israel.
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Israel.
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Please, sir,
I'm in real big trouble here.
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If you have any suggestions
regarding my anniversary --
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well, years ago, when I thought
I was possessed by demons,
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they locked me up
in a mental hospital.
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Smith, those demons took
over my every thought.
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But luckily, the story
has a happy ending.
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The demon moved on into a baby.
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That is a happy ending.
Don't interrupt, Smith.
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Point is, it's a shame
your wife is of sound mind.
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Because if she were to be kept
in a mental institute
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it could buy you some
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much needed
anniversary-planning time.
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Wait a minute.
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We can just accuse Francine
of being crazy
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and get her locked up
on a 72-hour psych hold.
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Capital idea.
Thank you, sir.
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And, by the way,
I should mention,
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this is the longest I've ever
spoken on the phone before.
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Not me, and I don't intend
to break my record now.
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Stan?
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W-w-what are you doing
over there?
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Is this part of some
weird surprise thing
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for our anniversary?
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That's her! Go, go, go!
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Beautiful.
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Got to find the perfect
anniversary gift for Francine.
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Oop, I'm at the top.
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Diamonds should do the trick.
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Whoa!
I always wanted one of those.
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Whoa!
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# We're gonna give it
a jumpstart #
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# 4, 3, 2, 1, go #
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# what's up? #
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# When we get it going,
no way we're gonna stop #
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# and all you need
is a spark, spark #
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# if it's all that you got,
got, got, got, got #
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# we're gonna gi-- #
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# go, what's up? #
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# We're gonna dance until
our l-l-legs go into shock #
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# Like an adrenaline shot, shot
going straight to the heart #
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# heart, heart, heart,
heart, heart #
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# we're gonna give it a jump #
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# whoa, oh, eh, oh #
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# whoa, oh, eh, oh #
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# whoa, oh, eh, oh #
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# I wanna rock #
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# rock! #
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# I want to rock #
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Yeah, Smith here.
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Good afternoon, Mr. Smith.
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This is Fairfax County
Psychiatric Hospital
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calling with some good news
regarding your wife.
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The doctors have given her
a clean bill of health.
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She's ready to be picked up.
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Why are you telling me?
I'm not her dad.
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I'm her kids' dad,
because we're married.
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Yep.
For 19 years and 72 hours.
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Ooh! Our anniversary.
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Oh, shi-i-i-i-i-i-t!
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Roger!
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I knew this day would come.
I have too many clothes.
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I got some new pants
from Lululemon
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and tried to add them to the
closet, and it just burst.
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Like I did,
through my Lululemon pants.
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They make them too tight.
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Roger, your room's
getting dangerous.
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You clearly have to get rid
of some of your clothes.
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I'd love to get rid
of some stuff,
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but I-I wouldn't know
where to start.
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What about this huge pile
of no fear T-shirts?
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You could get rid of this one.
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No!
People need to know
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that "2nd place
is first loser."
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What about this one?
No.
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People need to know
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that "You miss 100% of the shots
you don't take."
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What about this one?
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Yeah, I guess
we could scrap that.
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Wait! No!
People need to remember
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that "Pain is just weakness
leaving the body."
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We got to find a way to help
you get rid of some stuff.
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She's right, Roger.
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Whoa, my God!
Listen to this.
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Says here
that billionaire Fung Wah
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has increased
his already vast fortune.
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Mwah! Mwah!
Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
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Happy anniversary!
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It was you.
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You put me in here!
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Okay, okay. You got me.
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But it's not a problem.
No.
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Because it was all
for a bigger cause --
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to plan the perfect anniversary.
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The perfect --
For love -- I did it for love.
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Why does any man go
to great lengths?
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For the love of his woman.
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Love?
Three days in a loony bin?
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And a bucket of chicken.
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I...hate you.
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Ah, that's nice --
the calm before the resolution.
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Hate you! I hate you!
I hate you!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait a minute!
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She's been discharged.
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Hospital says she's free to go.
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I'm Dr. Miller.
I am this hospital,
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and this woman is staying here
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until I say
she is ready to leave.
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Wait! Francine!
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Oh, my God.
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I totally ruined this...
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birthday?
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Uh, excuse me.
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I'm Stan Smith,
here to see my wife.
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Ah, we meet again.
Dr. Miller.
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Stan Smith.
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We meet again.
Okay.
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Your wife has been suffering
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from an increasingly
frequent number
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of semi-psychotic episodes.
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Mr. Smith,
in layman's terms,
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you seem to be
Francine's trigger.
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Ahh.
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I'm not her trigger.
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Thoughts of you,
even mentions of your name
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send her into a literal state
of hysteria.
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It's in the best interest
of her recovery
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that we keep you separated
for a while.
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You have my wife, and I demand
that you release her now.
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Try to understand.
It could be months
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before she's well enough
to reengage with society.
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I refuse to accept that.
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The human mind heals itself
at its own pace.
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No!
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This is all my fault.
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I have to come up with some way
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to break you out
of the hospital.
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Uh, whoopsie-doodles!
I'm a nutso!
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Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl!
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Yeah, yeah, we get it.
You're crazy.
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If you wanted to come in here,
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you could've just
admitted yourself.
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You didn't have
to dry-hump our mailbox.
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Yeah, you go out and get your
mail and tell me if it's dry.
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These are size 2s.
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You're not getting
into these again.
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Come on. Be real.
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I'm keeping them for motivation.
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Look!
Now I cartoon character!
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Is that really you,
billionaire Fung Wah?
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Yes, it's really me!
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I stop by just to tell you
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that the TV program
"American Dad!"
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is now better than ever!
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Oh, yeah!
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Very, very cool.
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I love cartoons!
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I have lots of fun learning
entire system of animation.
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Then, some congratulations
are in order.
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That's absolutely fantastic.
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Thank you!
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So, you out there,
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always remember to watch
"American Dad!"
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and tell all your friends.
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Goodbye! So long!
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Goodbye!
Bye! Take care!
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Wow. Seriously?
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Great, great guy.
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Just one of the best.
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An important man.
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Francine Smith?
Where is she?
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Oh, Mrs. Smith is downstairs
at "Puddin' on the hits."
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It's a big talent show
for the patients.
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Everyone gets dressed up
and has a ball.
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Boy, he sure smelled good.
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Probably wearing "Success
by Fung Wah" brand cologne.
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He seemed very determined.
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No surprise,
since "Success by Fung Wah"
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captures the spirit
of the driven man.
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The scent is an inspiring blend
of fresh lavender
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and red currant brushed
with hints of coriander.
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As it evolves, the mix of ginger
and fresh bamboo leaves emerges
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while a masculine combination
of rich vetiver, tonka bean,
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cedarwood, and musk create a
powerful presence day or night.
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Oh, well. Back to work.
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All right.
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Who's ready
for "Puddin' on the hits"?
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Remember,
if you eat your pudding,
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you don't have to take
your mood stabilizers later.
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'Cause they're in the pudding.
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First off, miss Tina Turner!
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With six career top-10 hits
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and legs insured
by Lloyd's of London,
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she's our very own
private dancer.
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And look at her eating
her butterscotch pudding
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like a good girl.
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And now, daddy-os
and daddy-ettes,
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"Puddin' on the hits" wants
to take you on a trip
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back to the 1950s
as we welcome Bowzer!
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# Bow-ba-ba,
ba-bow-ba-bow-bow #
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# ringy-dingydingy-
dingy-doo-doo #
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Francine!
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There are orderlies everywhere
keeping things in orderly.
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Need to create
some kind of distraction
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00:11:57,066 --> 00:11:59,100
so Francine can make her escape.
256
00:12:00,369 --> 00:12:02,137
Bingo.
257
00:12:02,171 --> 00:12:05,040
Sorry, pal, but I need
that outfit more than you.
258
00:12:06,676 --> 00:12:08,343
Yeah, I don't think those
clothes are gonna fit me.
259
00:12:08,377 --> 00:12:09,911
You look more my size.
260
00:12:11,414 --> 00:12:13,915
Next up,
it's the Blues Brothers.
261
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,917
Damn. No time to change.
262
00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:18,502
Come on.
It's showtime.
263
00:12:21,691 --> 00:12:23,658
Roger, what about
this pink skirt?
264
00:12:23,693 --> 00:12:25,026
It has sentimental value.
265
00:12:25,061 --> 00:12:27,295
I lost my virginity
in that pink skirt.
266
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:28,997
What about these jeans?
267
00:12:29,031 --> 00:12:30,932
I took pink skirt's virginity
in those jeans.
268
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:33,134
And hello!
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00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,703
Mr. Fung!
270
00:12:34,737 --> 00:12:35,971
You're back!
271
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:39,207
Gather 'round
for big, big announcement.
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00:12:39,242 --> 00:12:41,309
Everybody, I have decided
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00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:44,779
to set out on a grand adventure
of my own.
274
00:12:44,814 --> 00:12:47,182
That's amazing.
Congratulations again.
275
00:12:47,216 --> 00:12:49,317
Just...wow.
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00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:50,385
Guess what!
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00:12:50,419 --> 00:12:52,187
You coming with me, too!
278
00:12:52,221 --> 00:12:53,421
Aw, we can't right now.
279
00:12:53,456 --> 00:12:55,190
We're clearing out
Roger's clothes
280
00:12:55,224 --> 00:12:56,925
'cause his closet's too small.
281
00:12:56,959 --> 00:12:59,761
Why don't you use this closet?
282
00:12:59,795 --> 00:13:02,397
Nothing in here but umbrella!
283
00:13:02,431 --> 00:13:03,965
Problem solved.
284
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,967
Yay!
285
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:08,937
Can I just, uh,
stop everyone for a second
286
00:13:08,971 --> 00:13:12,774
and point out the elegance
of Fung Wah's solution?
287
00:13:15,444 --> 00:13:18,013
So, we can go on your adventure.
288
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,247
What did you have in mind?
289
00:13:19,282 --> 00:13:22,217
Who know what kind
of thrill and chill?
290
00:13:22,251 --> 00:13:25,754
Stay tuned to find out.
291
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,859
All right, Jake.
Let's do this.
292
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,328
You're here?
293
00:13:34,864 --> 00:13:36,431
Sounds like Ringo
needs some pudding.
294
00:13:38,367 --> 00:13:40,702
I'd like to thank everyone
for coming out.
295
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,804
Hope you're all ready
to boogie tonight.
296
00:13:42,838 --> 00:13:47,108
Hope one of you in particular
is ready to boogie, like, now.
297
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:54,282
This is dedicated
to the late, great magic Sam.
298
00:13:57,386 --> 00:13:59,821
# Come on #
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00:13:59,855 --> 00:14:02,023
# oh, baby,
don't you wanna go? #
300
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:03,491
Psst! Francine, while
I'm distracting them,
301
00:14:03,526 --> 00:14:04,826
you head for the exit.
302
00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:06,328
# Hidehey #
303
00:14:06,362 --> 00:14:07,829
Exit.
304
00:14:07,863 --> 00:14:09,898
# Baby, don't you wanna go? #
305
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,099
What are you waiting for?
306
00:14:11,133 --> 00:14:12,400
Make for the exit, Francine.
307
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,936
# Back to that same old place #
308
00:14:14,971 --> 00:14:16,504
Come on, Francine.
Let's go.
309
00:14:16,539 --> 00:14:18,206
# Oh, sweet home Chicago #
310
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,874
Exit.
311
00:14:19,909 --> 00:14:22,944
Oh, my God.
What did they do to you?
312
00:14:22,979 --> 00:14:25,246
Sta-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-n.
313
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,781
This is Stan?
314
00:14:26,816 --> 00:14:28,049
You can't be here.
315
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,987
Going to plan "B," honey.
316
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:38,400
Stop! Stop them!
317
00:14:59,488 --> 00:15:02,057
Wah!
318
00:15:02,091 --> 00:15:03,258
Here's the exit.
319
00:15:03,292 --> 00:15:04,793
If we can make it there,
we're home free.
320
00:15:04,827 --> 00:15:06,161
You're doing great, baby.
321
00:15:08,431 --> 00:15:10,298
Tranq guns! Look out!
322
00:15:13,102 --> 00:15:15,770
Good job, honey.
We are some kind of team.
323
00:15:30,519 --> 00:15:32,087
Well, looks like
324
00:15:32,121 --> 00:15:34,322
they've decided to put us
in a private room.
325
00:15:34,356 --> 00:15:36,658
Let the anniversary begin.
326
00:15:38,194 --> 00:15:40,161
I'm not kissing you, you jerk.
327
00:15:40,196 --> 00:15:42,597
This was supposed to be
our anniversary,
328
00:15:42,631 --> 00:15:44,566
and we're spending it in a...
329
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,501
Is -- is this
an operating room?
330
00:15:46,535 --> 00:15:48,837
Yeah, and I am
trying to operate.
331
00:15:50,506 --> 00:15:54,676
Stan, I think they're gonna do
something to us.
332
00:15:54,710 --> 00:15:56,578
Oh, God! No!
333
00:15:56,612 --> 00:15:57,746
Wait.
What do you think?
334
00:15:59,281 --> 00:16:02,283
Doctor, we shouldn't even
be in here.
335
00:16:02,318 --> 00:16:03,685
Let us go!
336
00:16:03,719 --> 00:16:05,820
We're thirsty, too.
We want orange juice now.
337
00:16:05,855 --> 00:16:07,789
My apologies,
but a hospital can't allow
338
00:16:07,823 --> 00:16:09,858
their violent patients
to run about freely.
339
00:16:09,892 --> 00:16:12,427
And w-what does that mean?
340
00:16:12,461 --> 00:16:15,430
A better life
through lobotomies.
341
00:16:15,464 --> 00:16:17,565
Oh, God!
Was that the lobotomy?
342
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,334
Nope.
Just a little spot of ink
343
00:16:19,368 --> 00:16:21,302
to show me where
to stick this drill.
344
00:16:22,505 --> 00:16:24,172
You can't really be doing this.
345
00:16:24,206 --> 00:16:26,374
Francine!
Francine, I'm so sorry!
346
00:16:26,408 --> 00:16:28,209
Don't bother apologizing.
347
00:16:28,244 --> 00:16:31,780
After this, neither of you will
remember what she was mad about.
348
00:16:31,814 --> 00:16:33,148
Stan!
349
00:16:33,182 --> 00:16:34,249
Come on, Stan.
350
00:16:34,283 --> 00:16:35,817
You always think of something.
351
00:16:35,851 --> 00:16:37,252
Get us out of this.
352
00:16:37,286 --> 00:16:40,789
Easy, bud.
Your troubles are over.
353
00:16:40,823 --> 00:16:42,323
Really?
354
00:16:42,358 --> 00:16:43,525
'Cause, to me,
they seem to be starting.
355
00:16:43,559 --> 00:16:44,692
Why don't you turn off
the drill,
356
00:16:44,727 --> 00:16:46,361
and we'll talk
about point of view.
357
00:16:46,395 --> 00:16:48,563
You see, every villain
is the hero of his own --
358
00:16:48,597 --> 00:16:50,498
apple, cinnamon,
monkey, toaster.
359
00:16:50,533 --> 00:16:51,800
Whoa!
360
00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:53,768
No hands.
361
00:17:01,881 --> 00:17:04,705
Time is ripe
for great adventure.
362
00:17:04,929 --> 00:17:07,230
Wherever you lead, Mr. Fung,
we will follow.
363
00:17:07,264 --> 00:17:09,432
Even if it takes us
364
00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:11,334
to the very end of earth itself.
365
00:17:11,368 --> 00:17:14,204
You know, I'm pretty good
at doing voices.
366
00:17:14,238 --> 00:17:15,405
Check it out.
367
00:17:15,439 --> 00:17:16,973
I'm the girl.
368
00:17:17,007 --> 00:17:19,342
Listen.
Now I a dog, I think.
369
00:17:20,945 --> 00:17:22,479
Mr. Fung,
you have Mr. Lee on line two.
370
00:17:22,513 --> 00:17:26,049
No! I am very busy now!
You say I call him other time!
371
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:28,485
Quick! Down there!
372
00:17:38,028 --> 00:17:41,364
Millions of dollars in jewels!
373
00:17:41,398 --> 00:17:42,699
I told you!
374
00:17:42,733 --> 00:17:46,002
Fung Wah always make
big, beaucoup bucks.
375
00:17:46,036 --> 00:17:48,471
You! Take to my vault.
376
00:17:48,506 --> 00:17:50,940
Anyhow, that's our show!
377
00:17:50,975 --> 00:17:53,510
"American Dad!" --
Famous cartoon.
378
00:17:53,544 --> 00:17:56,412
Keep watching
and tell your friends.
379
00:17:56,447 --> 00:18:00,049
I love all my viewers.
Bye!
380
00:18:00,084 --> 00:18:04,654
Oh, I forgot to mention what
happened to Stan and Francine.
381
00:18:04,688 --> 00:18:07,724
So, then,
everything just work out.
382
00:18:07,758 --> 00:18:11,261
Stan and Francine
leave insane asylum
383
00:18:11,295 --> 00:18:16,032
and fix all their problems
at Fung Wah resort in Bali!
384
00:18:16,066 --> 00:18:17,667
What a paradise!
385
00:18:17,701 --> 00:18:20,537
850-acre luxury hotel.
386
00:18:20,571 --> 00:18:23,740
Damaged brains
make a full recovery
387
00:18:23,774 --> 00:18:26,509
in the 1.6-kilometer lazy river.
388
00:18:26,544 --> 00:18:30,313
Marriage got stronger, too --
best it ever been.
389
00:18:30,347 --> 00:18:33,449
Could be because Francine
and Stan hit the links
390
00:18:33,484 --> 00:18:38,388
at one of five incredible golf
courses, including professional,
391
00:18:38,422 --> 00:18:41,424
world-famous naga pantai
18 hole!
392
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:44,627
Uh-oh!
Then vacation ends.
393
00:18:44,662 --> 00:18:49,032
But, no, because I also
own clothing line.
394
00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:50,767
Stan looks so dapper
395
00:18:50,801 --> 00:18:54,504
in Fung Wah signature collection
Navy pinstripe vested suit!
396
00:18:54,538 --> 00:18:58,408
Also, buy my premium
Swiss-style Fung Wah chocolate,
397
00:18:58,442 --> 00:19:03,146
made with real fresh butter
and the finest roasted almonds.
398
00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:06,482
You not want
to miss crystal stemware!
399
00:19:06,517 --> 00:19:09,652
Superior craftsmanship
bring out stunning brilliance
400
00:19:09,687 --> 00:19:12,222
and the clarity of crystal.
401
00:19:12,256 --> 00:19:15,458
So, did you like episode?
402
00:19:15,492 --> 00:19:19,662
If you do or not do, I not
really care anymore, okay?
403
00:19:19,697 --> 00:19:22,131
So why?
Because I sell show.
404
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,801
I flip "American Dad!"
for a profit.
405
00:19:24,835 --> 00:19:27,604
Another billionaire buy it.
He is here.
406
00:19:27,638 --> 00:19:29,038
Li Quan, come out.
407
00:19:29,073 --> 00:19:31,507
He is shy,
but love good fart joke.
408
00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:34,377
Li Quan take "American Dad!"
show from U.S.
409
00:19:34,411 --> 00:19:36,145
And move it here to China.
410
00:19:36,180 --> 00:19:37,780
Now, you talk.
411
00:19:40,451 --> 00:19:42,352
You must say something.
412
00:19:42,386 --> 00:19:44,287
Okay.
413
00:19:44,321 --> 00:19:48,758
Uh, TV show now called
"American Chinese Dad!"
414
00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:52,395
Uh, program is 1,000% better.
415
00:19:52,429 --> 00:19:54,697
He go and improve it.
416
00:19:54,732 --> 00:19:58,334
Okay, then, watch now.
417
00:19:58,369 --> 00:20:01,404
You watch now.
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