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Hey, bud.
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Brought you some decaf hazelnut
anti-matter.
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Just a little treat for my ol' pal,
the Doorman.
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Headin' back down, by the way...
Ahem.
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You sure the Judge is OK with you going
back to Earth so many times?
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Oh, yeah, all good.
See?
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Still got the papers.
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Shouldn't be long.
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How are we doing, Steve?
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I'm trying, I'm getting close.
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Good, no pressure.
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A-ha!
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Someone just went down to Earth
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and that gave me a back door
to the Judge's system.
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Now we can see everything that's happening
with all four humans.
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Excellent work, Steve.
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Uh-oh, looks like someone's
been cocooning again.
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You know, it would be a real help if you let
me know the next time you're about to...
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Well, well, well...
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looks like Michael's been caught
with his hand in the human jar.
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- Good one, boss!
- Shut up, Glenn!
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Morning, Teach!
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Ready to discuss philosophy!
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Obviously, I'm kidding,
how was your date with Simone?
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Spill it, sweetheart.
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We had a great time. Thank you, again
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for bullying me into asking her out.
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Well, I owed it to you.
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And, bonus, I realised I was practising
virtue ethics
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by helping the two of you bone down.
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OK, not appropriate, also not a great
understanding of virtue ethics.
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- Well, we can agree to disagree.
- But, if you must know...
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it was very chaste, we didn't even kiss.
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- Because you chickened out?
- I did, yeah!
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I totally chickened out
and I am so mad at myself.
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Well, hey...
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Maybe it wasn't the right moment.
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Knowing the two of you nerds,
your first kiss is gonna be
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while reading Plato in an MRI machine.
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Oh, hang on.
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Come with me.
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Simone, what's the one thing Eleanor
and I have in common?
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You both have a complete disregard
for my office hours?
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- Sorry, Reginald.
- Ah, no worries.
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Look, listen, Eleanor is
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- an Arizona trash bag...
- Yep.
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- Her words, not mine.
- Totally.
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Who has a complete disregard for ethics
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and once told me that her greatest
accomplishment was
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breaking into Charles Barkley's house.
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Mm, he was on the road,
I snuck in through the doggy door
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tried on all his giant shoes...
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One of my top five Christmases.
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Listen, the point is...
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Eleanor and I have nothing in common
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except that we both almost died
and it made us want to be better people.
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This is my thesis idea.
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I will explore the effect
of near death experiences
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on ethical decision making.
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I will get a group of people together
who have had near death experiences
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ask them ethical questions
and see if there's any commonality.
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That's great.
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Why are you yelling it at me?
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Because I need your help!
You and your magic brain scan machine.
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Oh, of course!
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A joint study
with the neuroscience department.
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We can use MRI mapping to see if
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a near death experience
alters brain function.
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There's something there, right?
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Definitely, I love this.
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Great. Also, I wanted to kiss you
last night
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but I chickened out,
so I'm gonna kiss you now.
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Good, yes, I want that, please.
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Oh, sorry Reginald.
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- What were you saying?
- Um, that I can't come to class tomorrow
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cos my grandma died.
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Ouf!
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Real mood ruiner!
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Read the room, dude!
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Bingo!
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OK.
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Oh, good, you're here.
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Eleanor, meet the newest member
of our ethical neuroscientific study
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Tahani Al-Jamil.
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Hello, Eleanor.
Delighted to meet you.
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Al-Jamil, oh...
you're Camila's sister!
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I am, yes.
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If you want an autograph or something,
I can probably arrange it.
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Eh, I was never really that
into her.
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No offence.
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Oh, I assure you, there is none taken.
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So, how did you come to join our team?
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Well, it's a bit of a story, I suppose.
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It began about a year ago.
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Well done, Tahani.
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Who saved me?
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Did anyone see who just saved my life?
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- It was Camila!
- No, it was a man, I think.
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It was Camila!
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- Camila!
- No, it wasn't Camila!
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It was someone over there.
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Camila! Camila! Camila!
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I had almost died.
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In that very moment
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I decided to change my life.
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First I cleansed myself of all the worldly
possessions that had been weighing me down
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like anchors: the dresses, the jewels.
I gave them all to good Will.
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That's what I call Prince William.
Since he'd married a commoner I...
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assumed he knew some needy people
they could go to.
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Sure.
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Then I deleted
all my celebrity contacts from my mobile.
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Goodbye, Bono.
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Goodbye, The Edge.
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Goodbye, The Edge's real phone number
that even Bono doesn't have.
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And most importantly, I put physical distance
between me and my old life.
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Book me a flight to Tibet.
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I'm going to live in a Buddhist monastery.
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I need to get out of the spotlight.
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Copy that, I'll see what jets are available.
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No, I'm flying commercial.
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- OK, first class, I assume?
- No.
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I'm a woman of the people now.
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Comfort plus.
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And there, in that humble monastery
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thousands of miles from the meaningless
concerns of high society.
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I embarked upon a quest for enlightenment.
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I learned to embrace a life of simplicity.
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I meditated.
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I worked.
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I gave back to Mother Earth
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and I slept.
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My soul had never felt so nourished.
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Until one day, my former life
came knocking at the open space
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where a door would have been
if we were given any privacy.
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Yo!
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Is that Tahani Al-Jamil?
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Man, it totes is you.
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What up, I'm Colby, Squalor News.
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What are you doing in this monastery?
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Oh, we're doing a new show
about poverty, drug lords, gun running
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weird ass restaurants, skateboarding and...
oh, and also genocide.
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It's called "Society Is Effed".
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What are you doing here, though?
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Is this where you came
after your sister saved your life?
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I am living here as a way to shed
my desire for attention.
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"Toight!" That's what's up.
You gotta shed that, right?
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But listen If you ever want us to do like
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a monster profile on you
and your monk junk
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would be honoured AF.
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I think people would be "supes" interested
in what you're doing here. For real.
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Look, here's my card.
Think about it.
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Of course I never called him
to do that profile
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because I didn't pursue a life
of tranquillity to get in front of a camera.
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I did it to get out
of the spotlight.
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And that's what my book is about.
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Shedding your need for validation
from others.
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Publisher says you'll hit
two million copies sold by next week.
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Your "Five Hundred Eighty-Two Questions With"
video was nominated for a BAFTA.
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- Oh, that's fun.
- Also, they want you for Oprah.
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- Oprah's off the air.
- No, they want you to take over for Oprah.
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Also this investor wants to meet you.
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I checked him out, he's legit.
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Tahani!
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Gordon Indigo.
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I just have to say, you are so inspiring.
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Aw...
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- Namaste.
- I mean...
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you really have all these idiots fooled.
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- Excuse me?
- Listen.
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I'm sure you're already rolling in dough
from this incredible scam
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but have you thought about merch?
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Because we could, uh...
we could partner here.
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I made a fortune selling Nirvana orbs
which is to say...
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driving range golf balls
that I painted silver.
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- That's awful!
- No, it's healing!
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Wink!
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I mean, you should be selling candles
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prayer robes, meditation gum...
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whatever crap you can think of
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- cos these people will buy it.
- That is quite enough.
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And how dare you insinuate
that I'm not authentic.
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I've finished signing your headshots.
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- Oh! Not now!
- Miss Al-Jamil
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it's OK.
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You and I are the same.
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I love what you're doing here.
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You get to be rich and famous.
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And not have to do any of the work
of helping people.
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But I am helping people.
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- You need to go, right now.
- Suit yourself.
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Look, if you change your mind,
I'm online.
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Just google, "Crystals that prevent
erectile dysfunction."
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I'm sorry, but Miss Al-Jamil
doesn't have time
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to participate in an "ethical study"
at some random university.
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If you want to meet her, you can sign up
for the "Get Out of the Spotlight" cruise
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with special guests Deepak Chopra
and Will.I.Am...
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Hello?
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This is Tahani Al-Jamil.
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Oh, uh, hi. I didn't think
I'd actually get you.
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My name is Chidi Anagonye
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and I'm doing an academic study
on near-death experiences
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and ethical decision-making.
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- I read an article about you...
- Will it help people?
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That's all I want to know.
Will this help people?
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Yes, I... I, I think so. I mean...
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- that's the goal.
- Send me the info.
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I'll be there tomorrow morning.
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Wow.
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How had you learned about me, I wonder?
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A professor I'd never heard of
named Charles Brainman
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sent me an article about you,
said you'd be perfect for our study.
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Well, welcome to Australia!
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Oh, if you need a place to crash
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while you get settled,
my motel has a pull-out sofa.
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Although, as I say that, and I look at you
and your whole thing
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realise that's absurd, and you should
probably just get your own place.
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Yes, I... I think that's, uh... best.
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- But... but thank you!
- Mm-hm.
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Three down.
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One to go.
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'Sup, bud!
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I've been lookin' for you!
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- Oh, sorry, are these your rocks?
- No.
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Look, my name is Zack Pizazz
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international talent scout.
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I've been tracking your dance troupe, man.
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I think you really got the goods!
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I want you to come on down to Australia
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and start a new crew.
Alright, I'll pay for everything.
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May have a few other obligations,
but basically...
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Uh, thanks, but no thanks, man.
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I'm done with dancing.
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But... wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa...
you... you heard what my name was, right?
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- Zack Pizazz?
- My life is just kinda messed up right now.
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I had a really tough year.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. Want to talk about it?
I'm a pretty good listener.
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Well, my year...
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started about a year ago.
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Pillboi? I can't breathe and I'm freaking out
and I'm almost out of whip-its!
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- Pillboi!
- Buongiorno! Buongiorno!
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Yo! What happened?
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I couldn't breathe.
The snorkel must have been broken!
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Yo, that sucks!
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- You ready to get back in there?
- No, man!
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We're not doing this no more.
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00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,786
I almost died trying to rob
a Mexican restaurant.
248
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,126
I have to change my life.
249
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,000
I know what I'm gonna do.
250
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:06,344
I'm gonna win this dance competition.
251
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,685
So you didn't see any other posters there?
252
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:10,848
No, don't think so, why?
253
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,771
It doesn't matter, continue.
254
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:16,017
Homies, I almost died yesterday.
255
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,435
But we've been given a second chance.
256
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:23,741
Three months from today, on this very stage,
in the Carmen Electra Auditorium
257
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:27,115
right here at the Smith & Wesson
Performing Arts Centre
258
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,571
and "A.T.V." Repair Shop
259
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,156
we are going to win this...
260
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,250
dance competition.
261
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,168
How? You ask.
262
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:40,879
By working. We are going to eat,
breathe, and vape dance.
263
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,798
I want you thinking about dance 24/7.
264
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,596
That means every day you think
20 thoughts about dance
265
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,636
for seven minutes.
266
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:52,599
And if you can't promise me that you'll give
this dance crew everything that you've got
267
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,596
then you can walk out that door...
268
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:56,894
right now.
269
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,610
- Yep, OK. I'm out.
- What?
270
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,356
Come on, Donkey Doug!
After all we've been through?
271
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:07,534
Listen, you know you're my boy,
but this sounds like a lotta work. Good luck.
272
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:10,998
Pew pew!
273
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,245
Donkey Doug out!
274
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,662
Damn. That's a tough blow.
275
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,464
But, now that those guys are no longer
members of our crew
276
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,713
we can legally rob their houses!
277
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,424
No, Li'l Peanut! We're gonna do this
the right way.
278
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,970
No more crime! And if you don't like that,
you can walk out that door...
279
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,227
right now.
280
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,689
Wh...? Gah... Come on...
281
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,064
We still got like thirty-five people, so...
282
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,353
let's get to work.
283
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,523
Quick announcement.
284
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:48,860
Will the owner of
a 1998 Toyota Tercel
285
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,536
with golden pythons painted
on both sides
286
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:55,081
license plate "GOT MILF"
please see an usher?
287
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,117
Your car has exploded.
288
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,067
Alright, y'all ready
for the next act?
289
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:03,757
Please give it up right now
for "Dance Dance Resolution!"
290
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,108
In the six-year history
of this competition
291
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:29,533
no crew has ever received
a perfect score from our judges.
292
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:31,072
That changed tonight.
293
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:34,072
But before we get to that,
"Dance Dance Resolution"
294
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:35,451
has been disqualified.
295
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,408
What? No!
296
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:40,912
- Why?
- Because you have 40 people on stage.
297
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,625
The limit is eight.
298
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,966
Also one of your members tried
to carjack me on my way in here.
299
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,793
No, that was Donkey Doug
300
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:51,005
and he's not a part
of our crew anymore. We win. We win.
301
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,637
We win! We win! We win!
302
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,719
No, again, you are disqualified.
303
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,054
And the winner is...
304
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,147
"Panther Blood"!
305
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,145
And the winner is...
306
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,318
"Suck Monsters".
307
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:07,980
And the winner is...
308
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:12,109
Nobody. All teams are disqualified,
due to violence.
309
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,995
OK, well...
310
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,327
We're out of rent money, so...
311
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,912
remember that thing I said
about "no more crime"?
312
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,919
That's over now, go do crime.
313
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:27,083
- Yeah, he just confessed to the robbery.
- Dammit!
314
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,135
That was easy!
315
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,593
Look, please let me go.
316
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,387
I only did it to pay rent
for my dance crew's rehearsal space.
317
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:33,889
Oh, well then you're in luck.
318
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,808
We only arrest people for robbery
if they don't have a reason.
319
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,147
Sorry it took me
so long to bail you out.
320
00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,189
Nah, it was my fault.
321
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:45,476
I shouldn't have used my one phone call
to prank the police department.
322
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,904
Man, a year ago I almost died
323
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,235
and I'm exactly the same
as I was before.
324
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,068
- A failure.
- You're not a failure.
325
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:55,698
You're a dreamer.
326
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,663
Look, I like my job
at the old folks home.
327
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,491
Those old biddies are sweet
328
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:03,494
and sometimes they give me
what they think are candy
329
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,666
but are really loose Vicodin.
330
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:10,126
But when I'm with you,
I feel like the sky's the limit.
331
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:14,425
I feel like someday I'll be able to buy
my own Vicodin.
332
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:19,222
And it'll never turn out
to actually be laxatives.
333
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,855
Thanks, dawg.
But if my life ended today
334
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,605
what would my legacy be?
335
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:28,690
Sure, I did a wheelie on a dirt bike
through an entire Waffle House...
336
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:32,982
and I was once interviewed on the news
for finding a foot on the beach
337
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:37,319
but, yo, other than that I have
no truly great accomplishments.
338
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:38,830
Bro...
339
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,622
Bro, I'm only saying this
because I love you.
340
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:45,122
Do you want a Vicodin right now?
341
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,038
So I walked out of that bar
342
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:49,919
came down to this wharf
343
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,591
threw a rock at a snake
344
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,885
met a guy named Zack Pizazz
345
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,020
talked to him about
my crazy year that I've had
346
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,306
which started
when I was locked in a safe...
347
00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,553
No, that was me.
348
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,059
I'm Zack Pizazz.
349
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,436
- We're caught up now.
- Oh, yeah.
350
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,890
A year ago, if you had asked me
351
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,690
to run a dance crew in Atlantis...
352
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,315
- Australia.
- I would have said "yes", for sure.
353
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:14,948
But now, and I know this sounds crazy...
354
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,694
but I'm starting to think
there might be more to life
355
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,405
than amateur
street dancing competitions.
356
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,201
It's funny, but I know exactly
what you mean.
357
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:29,835
My goal in life used to be
completely different too.
358
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:35,503
I used to rep this crew called...
"The Demons."
359
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,838
- Wow.
- I remember you guys!
360
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:41,306
Didn't you all die when someone brought
a hammerhead shark into your hot tub?
361
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,055
Different demons.
362
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:47,060
The point is, I had to leave
my old crew behind
363
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:50,108
you know, but I met new friends,
who helped me become...
364
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,145
a better person.
365
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,566
Look, I know this group of people
who are also searching for meaning.
366
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,270
They might be able to help you find
what you're looking for.
367
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,181
What do you think? You wanna meet them?
368
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,323
Yeah, that sounds great.
369
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,455
Do we have to leave right now?
370
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,337
My friend gave me a pill
that I realised one second ago
371
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,835
was definitely a laxative...
372
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,507
No, go, go!
373
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:20,013
Well, that is the last time
I'll need to head back down there.
374
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,593
So, to thank you for your help
375
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,763
I brought you back something from Earth.
376
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,927
A little token of my appreciation.
377
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:30,520
It keeps your anti-matter warmer,
for longer!
378
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,689
- It's a frog!
- Yeah.
379
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,566
- There's a frog on it.
- Yeah.
380
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:40,700
Right there, it's a frog!
381
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,449
Oh, man, it's great. It's classic.
382
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,200
Oh, this guy's a jumper, you can tell.
383
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,241
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
384
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,747
Wow, that... really went over big.
385
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,876
How's Jason? Is he still cute?
386
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,257
- Uh... he looks about the same.
- That's sounds cute.
387
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,131
- Hi, guys.
- Oh...
388
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,056
- Hey.
- Long time no see.
389
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,471
- Yeah.
- How's it going?
390
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,012
So good. I mean, everything is going
according to plan
391
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,768
and nothing is going differently
from the plan.
392
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,358
Yes, that's a very not weird way to put it.
393
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,819
- I'm just stretching my legs.
- Oh.
394
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:19,447
Just binged like 300 episodes of NCIS
395
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,988
- Ooh!
- You know, I'm not a human woman
396
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,995
that Mark Harmon can "get it".
397
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,225
You know what I'm sayin'?
398
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,616
Speaking of human cutie pies,
how's that Chidi doing?
399
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,118
Oh, sorry, Judge. Let me just...
400
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,044
Oh, hey! You know what you would love
401
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,483
- if you like Mark Harmon?
- Uh-huh?
402
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,671
"Stealing Home". He is very sexy
in "Stealing Home"
403
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,697
according to the private thoughts of more
than seven million Caucasian women.
404
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,429
Oh, hot tip! Thanks y'all.
405
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,010
- You guys wanna come with?
- Ooh...
406
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,639
We can watch together,
I can whip up some nachos...
407
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,932
I am incapable of eating, so...
408
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,139
Suit yourselves, party poopers.
409
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,585
Huh, party poopers!
410
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,209
I guess it'll be just me and Mark, then.
411
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:58,816
Naughty, naughty!
412
00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:02,566
Oh, boy. Michael, we almost just got busted.
413
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,655
Yeah, but we didn't and more importantly...
414
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,279
Jason just arrived in Australia.
415
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:11,075
The four of them are finally together.
Oh, we did it, Janet.
416
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:12,419
We got away with it.
417
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,414
So, this is our MRI machine.
418
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:18,715
Oh, don't... don't touch that.
419
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,085
Each of you will get a chance
in here eventually.
420
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,135
Hopefully, none of you's claustrophobic?
421
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:26,715
Claws-naphobic? Who would ever
be scared of Santa Claus?
422
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:29,517
Oh, the Jewish.
423
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:30,895
You from Florida?
424
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,638
- Jacksonville.
- Yeah!
425
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,106
That should be fine for me.
It's roughly the same size
426
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:37,684
as Nicole Kidman's cryogenic
anti-aging chamber
427
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,538
and I've never had a problem in there, so...
428
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,072
I'll be OK, too.
429
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:44,233
It kinda reminds me of the home tanning
booth I lost my virginity in.
430
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,236
Wow. I cannot wait to take a look
at these three brains.
431
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:51,407
Oh, forgot to mention. There's one more
person who will be joining us.
432
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,700
Seems like a really interesting guy.
433
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,754
He was almost run over by a train
a few months ago
434
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,638
heard about the study,
emailed me last night.
435
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,169
This doesn't make any sense.
436
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:03,843
They're all there.
437
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,546
What's going on?
438
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:07,682
Oh, no.
439
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:11,851
- What is it?
- Something bad, Janet, something
440
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:13,938
very dark...
441
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:16,232
and evil.
442
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:18,479
Oh, yes. Come on in.
443
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:19,778
Everyone...
444
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,399
- this is Trevor.
- Hey, guys.
445
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,940
It is so great to meet you.
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