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Bikini, sunscreen, sandals...
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What am I forgetting?
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A trusted, loyal cat.
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Right.
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Let me know if you find one.
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Salem, I told you,
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this is my bachelorette
cruise, it'’s for girls only.
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Although, I have
seen you throw a ball.
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Fine. I'’ll stay home...
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All alone.
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Oh, no, you won'’t be alone.
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Aaron'’s going to watch you.
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What?! I'’m a grown man!
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I Don'’t need a baby-sitter.
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Yeah, right.
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The last time I
left you by yourself,
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you had enough women
through here to start a sorority.
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I told you,
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they were only here
for choir practice.
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I swear I have no
plans whatsoever.
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Well, maybe we can
confirm that with a "cat scan."
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Okay! Who wants to
play "spin the milk bottle?"
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[ Laughs]
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Kiss me.
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Let me guess.
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They'’re part of
your Bible study?
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Um...
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Have fun with Aaron.
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♪ Life'’s changing around me,
and i'’m gonna make it mine ♪
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♪ i'’m reaching out and
living by my rules... ♪
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♪ Time'’s moving way too fast ♪
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♪ I wanna make it last...
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♪ '’cause i'’m out
on my own now ♪
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♪ and I like the way it feels.
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It'’s probably best
just to keep moving.
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Yeah, just point
me towards the car.
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Okay.
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Wow. Handsome and useful.
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Photo op!
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This could be the last time
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that we are coming down these
stairs as three single women.
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She'’s right.
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This is it. It'’s
our last hurrah.
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Guys, i'’m just getting married.
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It doesn'’t mean
we can'’t "hurrah."
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We can "hurrah,"
we can "hurray,"
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we can even "Whoo-hoo"...
Well, at least in most states.
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Oh!
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All I know is there'’s
no one i'’d rather spend
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these last few days
with than you guys.
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Oh, that is so sweet.
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What if that'’s the last sweet
thing that you ever say...
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Just go.
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Yeah, I think there'’s still some
room in the glove compartment.
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Well.
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I'’m going to miss you.
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Can'’t wait for you to get back.
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You are coming
back, aren'’t you?
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Of course I am.
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The deposit on the
church is non-refundable.
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Ah, pretty and practical.
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Mm-hmm.
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Thanks for being
so understanding.
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You know, it'’s really
important for me
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to have some quality
time with my friends.
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And the last time
this ship went out,
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everybody got food poisoning,
so we got a great deal.
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Well, have fun,
and Don'’t worry,
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i'’m going to take
great care of Sally.
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Uh, his name is Salem.
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Yeah, like he
knows the difference.
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Uh, you'’d be surprised.
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Bye.
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Sabrina, let'’s go!
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Come on, the
hurrah clock is ticking.
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Okay, i'’m ready.
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Anchors aweigh, girls.
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It'’s time to set sail on
the good ship lollipop.
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Well, there goes pops.
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I wonder which one of
these ladies is, uh... lolli.
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Well, I guess you got
your "something old."
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And that hair is definitely
"something blue."
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And they'’re living on
"borrowed" time, so...
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Shhh! They'’ll hear you!
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Or not.
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How did this happen?
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I'’m sorry.
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I thought this cruise
was going to be real hip,
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but I Don'’t think there'’s
a real hip on this ship.
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But look, we can still
have a good time together.
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You know, we'’ll definitely
win the limbo contest.
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Yeah, unless that guy
on the gurney enters.
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Let'’s just figure out
where our cabin is.
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I guess this should
have been a tip off:
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"Every room equipped with
blow dryer and defibrillator."
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Ladies.
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Enjoy your cruise, Sabrina.
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Thanks.
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Wait a minute, how'’d
you know my name?
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It'’s my job.
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And I hope your
bachelorette cruise
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is everything you wishfor.
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Do you tip somebody
for creeping you out?
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After the war,
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brutal dictator Benito Mussolini
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finally met a violent end
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at the hands of an assassin.
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Oh, good old El duce.
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He put the "fashion" in fascist.
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[ Baseball game playing]
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What the...
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Hey!
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Paws off the remote.
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And kitty off the couch.
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[ Yowls]
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Brain the size of a marble.
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Listen, pretty boy...
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You do not want to get
into a spray war with me.
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[ Slow dance music]
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Nice music, huh?
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Makes you want to get
out on that dance floor and...
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Shake your Walker.
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Morgan, you'’re
missing a photo op.
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This may be the last time
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we look this hot
and feel this bored.
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Well, come on, guys,
what'’s wrong with us?
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We'’re on a beautiful
ship, we'’re all together,
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and we'’ve all got
our original teeth.
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Are you honestly saying
you'’re having a fun time?
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Yeah, totally, Whoo-hoo!
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Okay, yeah, I wish it
was more fun, but...
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Hello!
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Enter fun at 2:00.
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Ahoy, mates.
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Up periscope.
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Hey, there they are!
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[ Australian accent]
G'’day, ladies.
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Hope you Don'’t mind
us crashing your party,
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but the purser said
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there were three
good-looking sheilas aboard.
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Well, thank you.
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Who are the other two?
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Oh... oh.
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Well, i'’m Morgan.
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And this is roxie
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and she'’s... Getting married.
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Also known as Sabrina.
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So where have you
guys been hiding?
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It'’s like you came
out of nowhere.
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Not nowhere... Australia.
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We'’re heading to
Bermuda for a football match.
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Soccer to you yanks.
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Well, soccer to you, too!
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Yeah, we were hoping
to do some dancing,
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but crikey, the tunes they'’re
playing here are enough
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to put a wallaby to sleep.
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Yeah, I was thinking
the same thing.
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Well, without the wallaby.
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I wish they'’d do something
about the music here.
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♪ Wendy
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♪ I can see it when she walks
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♪ Wendy...
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Wow, Sabrina,
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I Don'’t know what you'’re doing
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but keep it up.
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Let'’s hit the
dance floor, ladies.
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All righty!
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Uh, i'’ll catch up
with you guys.
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I have to tape my ankle...
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And figure out
what'’s going on here.
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Let'’s see...
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I wished for fun, I
wished for music...
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Okay, I wish I had a papaya.
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Papaya?
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I meant slicedpapaya.
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As you wish.
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Hey!
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Wait a minute!
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Where are you
going? Who are you?
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And how do you get
your whites so white?
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♪ With the potion and there'’s
crackin'’ from her mackin'’ ♪
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♪ and she ready for action
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♪ i'’m waxin'’
physical attraction... ♪
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Hello?
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Strange smiley
man, where are you?
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Okay, quick pop home
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for a little magic
book consultation.
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Oh, man!
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When other people
go on vacation,
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they just lose their
traveler'’s checks.
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[ Phone ringing]
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Hello.
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Oh, hey, honey.
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Don'’t tell me you
miss me already?
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Oh, yeah, I miss you terribly.
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Listen, can I talk to Salem?
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Excuse me?
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He just gets upset
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if he doesn'’t hear
my voice every day.
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Look, this call is
costing me $5 a minute.
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Can you just put him on?
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Fine.
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It'’s for you.
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[ Imitating cat]: Meow?
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[ Doorbell rings]
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Salem, have you
ever heard of wishes
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spontaneously coming true?
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Meow once for yes, twice for no.
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Not necessary.
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Lover boy'’s busy
paying for my pizza.
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Spontaneous wishes
coming true, huh?
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Plus my magic isn'’t working.
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I knew I shouldn'’t
have changed providers.
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Hmm.
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Wish fulfillment,
magic'’s not working...
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Never heard of such a thing.
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Unless, of course, you happen
to be in the Bermuda triangle.
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Like I would be if I were on a
three-day cruise to Bermuda?
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And your problem with this is?
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My problem with this
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is that i'’ve lost my magic,
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but all my wishes
are coming true.
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Oh.
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I guess I Don'’t have a problem.
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Uh... woof, woof!
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I mean, meow, meow!
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Hello, Sabrina?
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When we get to la,
we are so getting a dog.
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Eh?
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Well, as long as
wishes are coming true,
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I wish there was a full moon.
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Not bad.
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I wonder why the triangle
gets such a bad rap.
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Morgan: There you are!
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The guys are about to
teach us how to wrestle crocs.
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I Don'’t know what that
means, but i'’m in! Come on!
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And I said,
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"that'’s not a kiwi,
that'’s an emu."
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[ Laughter]
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Any idea what a emu is?
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None whatsoever.
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I'’m sorry, folks,
you'’ve completely
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eaten us out of popcorn shrimp.
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There'’s not one
left on the ship.
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Wow.
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I wish we had more
popcorn shrimp.
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Anyone want some popcorn shrimp?
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Okay, now I really should tip.
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The guys are playing
in Boston next month.
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We have to get three tickets...
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Oh, wait, we only need two.
Sabrina'’s not going to be here.
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If they come next month,
they can come to the cape.
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The cape?
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We got a time share.
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Really? You guys never mentioned
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anything about a time share.
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You were so wrapped
up in your wedding plans,
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it didn'’t seem important.
259
00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:19,630
And besides,
you'’re moving to la.
260
00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:20,803
We didn'’t think you'’d care.
261
00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:22,689
Yeah, I guess I Don'’t.
262
00:09:22,758 --> 00:09:25,103
So, hyannisport or chatham?
263
00:09:25,172 --> 00:09:26,458
Ah, it'’s okay, it
doesn'’t matter.
264
00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:28,620
Either way, i'’m sure you
guys will have a great time.
265
00:09:28,689 --> 00:09:31,689
Okay, ladies, less squawking,
more walking to the dance floor.
266
00:09:31,758 --> 00:09:33,793
Hey, Matey, you got a
couple more tunes in you?
267
00:09:33,862 --> 00:09:34,965
I can be talked into it.
268
00:09:35,034 --> 00:09:36,931
Just as long as you
Don'’t call me "Matey."
269
00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,034
Fair deuce.
270
00:09:40,034 --> 00:09:41,655
[ Growling]
271
00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:50,068
All right, i'’ve had it with
you, you mangy fur ball.
272
00:09:50,137 --> 00:09:51,137
That'’s it!
273
00:09:54,896 --> 00:09:57,137
There we go.
274
00:10:02,275 --> 00:10:03,379
Okay...
275
00:10:03,448 --> 00:10:06,000
Maybe I didn'’t think
this all the way through.
276
00:10:09,586 --> 00:10:11,310
Sabrina, are you okay?
277
00:10:11,379 --> 00:10:14,068
Yeah, you know between
the shrimp and the accents,
278
00:10:14,137 --> 00:10:15,586
i'’m just a little down under.
279
00:10:15,655 --> 00:10:16,689
Really, i'’m fine.
280
00:10:16,758 --> 00:10:17,689
Oh, good.
281
00:10:17,758 --> 00:10:19,137
No. Something'’s wrong.
282
00:10:19,206 --> 00:10:20,413
What is it?
283
00:10:20,482 --> 00:10:21,482
Well...
284
00:10:21,517 --> 00:10:23,482
You know how we
were joking around
285
00:10:23,551 --> 00:10:25,862
about this being
our last hurrah?
286
00:10:25,931 --> 00:10:28,655
Well, then I
realized, "yeah, it is."
287
00:10:28,724 --> 00:10:29,941
I mean, when we
get off this ship,
288
00:10:29,965 --> 00:10:31,365
everything is going
to be different.
289
00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:32,493
But you'’re the one that said
290
00:10:32,517 --> 00:10:33,917
just because you'’re
getting married
291
00:10:33,965 --> 00:10:35,562
doesn'’t mean anything'’s
going to change.
292
00:10:35,586 --> 00:10:36,758
Yeah, but how can it not?
293
00:10:36,827 --> 00:10:39,482
I'’m going to be moving to
the other side of the country,
294
00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:42,068
and you guys'’ll be back
in Boston, living your lives,
295
00:10:42,137 --> 00:10:43,137
dating soccer teams...
296
00:10:43,206 --> 00:10:44,586
Oh, you think so?
297
00:10:44,655 --> 00:10:46,793
Because they are so cute...
298
00:10:46,862 --> 00:10:48,724
But this is really sad.
299
00:10:48,793 --> 00:10:51,206
In fact, let'’s take a picture.
300
00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:53,724
Last time we'’re all
really sad together.
301
00:10:53,793 --> 00:10:55,896
Can you dispose
of that disposable?
302
00:10:55,965 --> 00:10:58,344
Sabrina, everything'’s
going to be fine.
303
00:10:58,413 --> 00:11:00,275
Yeah, but how can
you know for sure?
304
00:11:00,344 --> 00:11:01,827
I mean, I just wish I knew
305
00:11:01,896 --> 00:11:03,931
if our friendship
was going to survive.
306
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,517
[ Crash]
307
00:11:05,586 --> 00:11:07,551
Iceberg!
308
00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:09,206
What? No! I didn'’t
mean to wish that!
309
00:11:09,275 --> 00:11:10,620
Hurry! Follow
me to the lifeboat!
310
00:11:10,689 --> 00:11:11,907
Oh, my god! We'’re going to die!
311
00:11:11,931 --> 00:11:13,651
That'’s not what I
meant when I said "wish!"
312
00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:16,620
Come back!
313
00:11:16,655 --> 00:11:18,000
[ Squeaking]: Come back.
314
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,482
They'’re not coming back.
315
00:11:19,551 --> 00:11:21,206
I can'’t believe we'’re the only
316
00:11:21,275 --> 00:11:23,137
idiots that got into a lifeboat.
317
00:11:23,206 --> 00:11:26,241
I can'’t believe the iceberg
didn'’t even hurt the ship...
318
00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:29,034
Or that there was an
iceberg in tropical waters.
319
00:11:29,103 --> 00:11:31,103
How did this happen?
320
00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:34,862
You ever hear the expression
"be careful what you wish for?"
321
00:11:41,482 --> 00:11:42,862
I wish we were home.
322
00:11:42,931 --> 00:11:45,241
I wish the ship
would turn around.
323
00:11:45,310 --> 00:11:47,517
I wish my wishes
were still working.
324
00:11:47,586 --> 00:11:50,862
Sounds like someone'’s two seconds
away from talking to a volleyball.
325
00:11:50,931 --> 00:11:53,000
I wish I had a volleyball.
326
00:11:53,068 --> 00:11:54,724
Why isn'’t this working?
327
00:11:54,793 --> 00:11:56,965
No magic lamp, no lucky penny,
328
00:11:57,034 --> 00:11:58,827
no sugar daddy...
You do the math.
329
00:11:58,896 --> 00:12:01,310
Well, Morgan, as long
as we'’re going to die,
330
00:12:01,379 --> 00:12:03,172
you might as
well take a picture.
331
00:12:03,241 --> 00:12:04,281
No, no one'’s dying, okay?
332
00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:05,620
We just lived
through an iceberg,
333
00:12:05,689 --> 00:12:06,689
a night in a lifeboat
334
00:12:06,724 --> 00:12:08,413
and some very
questionable popcorn shrimp.
335
00:12:08,482 --> 00:12:09,517
Don'’t you get it?
336
00:12:09,586 --> 00:12:11,172
We survived.
337
00:12:11,241 --> 00:12:13,344
I just have a feeling
that any moment now
338
00:12:13,413 --> 00:12:15,206
we'’re going to
get off this island.
339
00:12:15,275 --> 00:12:16,965
Hey, look, there'’s a plane!
340
00:12:17,034 --> 00:12:19,344
I didn'’t even
have to wish for it.
341
00:12:19,413 --> 00:12:20,896
Over here! Over here!
342
00:12:20,965 --> 00:12:23,827
Seems to be going
over there, over there.
343
00:12:23,896 --> 00:12:26,103
Don'’t worry, we'’ll be fine.
344
00:12:26,172 --> 00:12:27,758
Wow, look at that.
345
00:12:27,827 --> 00:12:30,103
You Don'’t see
a lot of mountains
346
00:12:30,172 --> 00:12:32,310
that spit out smoke and lava.
347
00:12:32,379 --> 00:12:34,931
Unless it'’s an active volcano.
348
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,931
Well, it'’s official...
We'’re going to die.
349
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,482
No. No one'’s dying.
350
00:12:42,379 --> 00:12:43,827
At least not one of us.
351
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:46,241
Look, i'’m going to go get some
answers and some firewood.
352
00:12:46,310 --> 00:12:48,862
Good luck.
353
00:12:48,931 --> 00:12:51,862
Like firewood grows on trees.
354
00:12:51,931 --> 00:12:53,000
You, hey.
355
00:12:53,068 --> 00:12:54,862
I know you'’re behind
all this craziness.
356
00:12:54,931 --> 00:12:56,793
No sane person would
wear those shorts.
357
00:12:56,862 --> 00:12:59,137
Look, I want off this
island, and I want off it now.
358
00:12:59,206 --> 00:13:01,655
Hi. Bob Bermuda.
359
00:13:01,724 --> 00:13:03,586
Welcome to my triangle.
360
00:13:03,655 --> 00:13:05,000
Yourtriangle?
361
00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:07,241
Yeah, it'’s family
business left to me
362
00:13:07,310 --> 00:13:09,827
by my father who
mysteriously disappeared.
363
00:13:09,896 --> 00:13:11,103
Occupational hazard.
364
00:13:11,172 --> 00:13:12,310
Yeah, well so is
365
00:13:12,379 --> 00:13:15,034
being beaten
senseless with coconuts.
366
00:13:15,103 --> 00:13:17,793
Look, I know I wished to know
if our friendship would survive.
367
00:13:17,862 --> 00:13:19,379
Well, guess what?
It did. Game over.
368
00:13:19,448 --> 00:13:20,379
Send us home.
369
00:13:20,448 --> 00:13:21,620
You call that surviving?
370
00:13:21,689 --> 00:13:23,482
You practically
fell into a lifeboat,
371
00:13:23,551 --> 00:13:24,965
washed up on a deserted island
372
00:13:25,034 --> 00:13:26,862
without even having
to lift a paddle.
373
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,551
You haven'’t even
eaten a rat yet.
374
00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:30,000
No, but I can smell one.
375
00:13:30,068 --> 00:13:31,965
And what about this wish thing?
376
00:13:32,034 --> 00:13:34,517
I mean, how come my
wishes stopped working?
377
00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:35,724
One wish at a time.
378
00:13:35,793 --> 00:13:37,931
We'’re still working
on the last one.
379
00:13:41,344 --> 00:13:43,689
Well, now there'’s something
you Don'’t see every day...
380
00:13:43,758 --> 00:13:44,896
A tidal wave.
381
00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:46,862
Excuse me, I forgot
to shut my windows.
382
00:13:46,931 --> 00:13:48,827
Tidal wave?! What are
we supposed to do?!
383
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:52,000
Oh, i'’m sorry. Here.
384
00:13:52,068 --> 00:13:53,689
Thanks.
385
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,724
He is so...!
386
00:13:58,793 --> 00:14:00,862
Oh, yeah, tidal wave.
387
00:14:00,931 --> 00:14:02,931
Almost there.
388
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,517
No.
389
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:12,241
Can'’t believe that she'’s giving
you the leftover chicken salad.
390
00:14:13,965 --> 00:14:17,206
Whoa, Don'’t want to
lose this, do we, kitty?
391
00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:18,586
[ Laughing]
392
00:14:19,965 --> 00:14:24,620
This means war!
393
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:27,965
And I thought seaweed wraps
were supposed to be relaxing.
394
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:31,655
And, Morgan, where'’d you
learn to scale a palm tree like that?
395
00:14:31,724 --> 00:14:34,275
Do you have any idea
what a 20-foot wall of water
396
00:14:34,344 --> 00:14:35,413
would do to my hair?
397
00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:37,827
Yeah, kinda.
398
00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:39,758
Iceberg, weird...
399
00:14:39,827 --> 00:14:41,620
Lost at sea, scary...
400
00:14:41,689 --> 00:14:43,000
But the tidal wave...
401
00:14:43,068 --> 00:14:45,206
This is officially the worst
bachelorette party ever.
402
00:14:46,517 --> 00:14:49,241
Guys, I think we'’ve
got bigger problems.
403
00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:51,110
I'’m guessing those
storm clouds on the horizon
404
00:14:51,172 --> 00:14:53,012
aren'’t going to be a
refreshing tropical rain.
405
00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:54,655
So now you'’re a weather girl?
406
00:14:54,724 --> 00:14:55,724
We prefer meteorologist.
407
00:14:55,758 --> 00:14:56,907
And no, i'’m just saying we need
408
00:14:56,931 --> 00:14:58,631
to find a shelter, and
we need to find one now.
409
00:14:58,655 --> 00:14:59,724
And all i'’m saying is
410
00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:01,482
i'’ve got to get
something to eat
411
00:15:01,551 --> 00:15:02,862
before I starve to death.
412
00:15:02,931 --> 00:15:04,931
Morgan, give me
your shoe to crack this.
413
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,000
At $500 a pair,
I Don'’t think so.
414
00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:09,068
Guys, focus.
415
00:15:09,137 --> 00:15:10,275
Hurricane on the horizon.
416
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,862
Give me your freakin'’ shoe!
417
00:15:11,931 --> 00:15:13,275
No. Where does it stop?
418
00:15:13,344 --> 00:15:15,344
You trash my stiletto,
next thing you know
419
00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:17,689
we are smearing pig'’s
blood all over our faces
420
00:15:17,758 --> 00:15:20,379
and suddenly it'’s like
something out of lord of the dance.
421
00:15:20,448 --> 00:15:21,620
No!
422
00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:23,379
Guys...
423
00:15:23,448 --> 00:15:25,413
Can we please turn
all this negative energy
424
00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:26,896
into building a storm shelter?
425
00:15:26,965 --> 00:15:28,000
Well, I guess I missed it
426
00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:29,724
when you claimed
this beach for sabrinia.
427
00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:31,448
Oh, shelter'’s a
number one priority.
428
00:15:31,517 --> 00:15:33,172
Why Don'’t we just
dig our own graves.
429
00:15:33,241 --> 00:15:35,310
Look, miss doom and
gloom, lose the attitude
430
00:15:35,379 --> 00:15:36,586
and make yourself useful.
431
00:15:36,655 --> 00:15:38,068
It would be nice if just once,
432
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:39,758
you didn'’t try to
run everything.
433
00:15:39,827 --> 00:15:43,103
And it would be nice if
just once, I didn'’t have to.
434
00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:44,389
I'’m trying to save your lives.
435
00:15:44,413 --> 00:15:46,586
Well, maybe you could do
your whole save-the-day act
436
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,586
before the elements
completely destroy my skin.
437
00:15:48,655 --> 00:15:50,000
This just in, Morgan...
438
00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:51,793
Nobody cares about your skin.
439
00:15:51,862 --> 00:15:53,379
And nobody cares what you think.
440
00:15:53,448 --> 00:15:54,965
Oh, wait, let'’s take a picture.
441
00:15:55,034 --> 00:15:57,413
It'’ll be the last photo I
can cut you two out of.
442
00:15:57,482 --> 00:15:58,965
I can'’t believe I
was actually upset
443
00:15:59,034 --> 00:16:00,448
about moving away
from you people.
444
00:16:00,517 --> 00:16:02,068
Suddenly, 3,000
miles isn'’t enough.
445
00:16:02,137 --> 00:16:04,379
Well, Don'’t let the palm
frond hit you on your way out.
446
00:16:04,448 --> 00:16:05,620
Oh, so it'’s true.
447
00:16:05,689 --> 00:16:07,344
If you want
something done right...
448
00:16:07,413 --> 00:16:09,482
I have to show everyone
else how to do it.
449
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:13,275
Well, I Don'’t need you to
show me how to do anything.
450
00:16:14,827 --> 00:16:17,172
My shoe... my coconut.
451
00:16:17,241 --> 00:16:18,275
Fine, go ahead.
452
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:19,862
I'’ll build the
shelter by myself.
453
00:16:19,931 --> 00:16:22,137
While you two are being
blown over the rainbow,
454
00:16:22,206 --> 00:16:23,620
i'’ll give my regards to glinda.
455
00:16:23,689 --> 00:16:26,827
Oh, I forgot to thank
her for that shower gift.
456
00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:29,068
Okay, Bob, point made...
My friendship won'’t survive.
457
00:16:29,137 --> 00:16:31,344
Thanks for the heads up.
Kind of like to go home now.
458
00:16:31,413 --> 00:16:33,103
Bob?
459
00:16:33,172 --> 00:16:34,448
Mr. Bermuda?
460
00:16:34,517 --> 00:16:36,724
It'’s like i'’m shouting
in the wind here.
461
00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:37,896
And spitting.
462
00:16:39,793 --> 00:16:41,000
And running!
463
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,206
Oh, my god.
464
00:16:47,275 --> 00:16:49,793
Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
465
00:16:49,862 --> 00:16:52,517
Oh, Sabrina is going to kill me.
466
00:16:52,586 --> 00:16:54,758
Come on, kitty. Come on.
467
00:16:54,827 --> 00:16:57,551
No, no, no, no. No, no. No, no.
468
00:16:57,620 --> 00:17:01,000
Kitty?
469
00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:02,724
[ Chuckles]What do I do?
470
00:17:02,793 --> 00:17:05,000
Uh... I... Bury it.
471
00:17:05,068 --> 00:17:07,034
Garbage bags...
472
00:17:07,103 --> 00:17:08,103
Freezer...
473
00:17:10,758 --> 00:17:13,344
Oh, I am so going
to kill that cat.
474
00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:16,655
Out of my way!
475
00:17:16,724 --> 00:17:17,896
This is my lifeboat.
476
00:17:17,965 --> 00:17:20,758
No, you'’re would be
called the "get-a-life-boat."
477
00:17:20,827 --> 00:17:22,206
Besides, I saw it first.
478
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,620
The only reason i'’m in
this mess is because of you.
479
00:17:24,689 --> 00:17:26,310
The least you can
do is let me live.
480
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,379
Oh, thank you.
481
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:28,827
Hey!
482
00:17:32,448 --> 00:17:33,896
Well, it'’s all yours.
483
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:36,931
Once again, thank
you, Sabrina spellman.
484
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,560
Okay, at the risk of
sounding too bossy,
485
00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:42,900
help me move
these trees together
486
00:17:42,965 --> 00:17:44,285
and cover them
with branches, now!
487
00:17:44,344 --> 00:17:45,664
Not there, the
ground'’s too low.
488
00:17:45,724 --> 00:17:47,689
Over there. We can use
the rock as a foundation.
489
00:17:47,758 --> 00:17:50,275
But we Don'’t have anything to
tie the branches together with.
490
00:17:50,344 --> 00:17:52,137
Waxed or mint?
491
00:17:52,206 --> 00:17:54,517
Come on, girls, put
your backs into it.
492
00:17:59,103 --> 00:18:00,862
[ Squeak]
493
00:18:02,137 --> 00:18:03,517
Oh, no.
494
00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:07,620
[ Salem chuckling]
495
00:18:10,344 --> 00:18:13,034
Oh, no.
496
00:18:13,103 --> 00:18:15,827
Well, i'’ll just go around back.
497
00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:19,344
Oh, no.
498
00:18:19,413 --> 00:18:22,586
It'’s a little early
for a full moon.
499
00:18:22,655 --> 00:18:24,689
[ Evil laughter]
500
00:18:26,517 --> 00:18:28,620
It'’s over. The storm'’s over.
501
00:18:28,689 --> 00:18:30,241
The coast is clear.
502
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,724
Suddenly that
expression makes sense.
503
00:18:32,793 --> 00:18:35,068
I can'’t believe it.
We'’re not dead.
504
00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:40,137
Oh, thank god I made it.
505
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,034
Oh, wait, you guys did, too.
506
00:18:42,103 --> 00:18:43,275
Yay, we survived!
507
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:46,931
You know, if we were talking,
508
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,655
i'’d thank you,
roxie, for pointing out
509
00:18:48,724 --> 00:18:49,862
where to build the shelter.
510
00:18:49,931 --> 00:18:51,206
The place I wanted to build it
511
00:18:51,275 --> 00:18:52,482
is under six feet of debris.
512
00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:53,551
You'’re welcome.
513
00:18:53,586 --> 00:18:55,275
And if I were talking to you,
514
00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:58,758
I guess i'’d say if it weren'’t
for you bossing us around...
515
00:18:58,827 --> 00:19:01,655
I mean taking charge,
we'’d be a seagull buffet.
516
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:05,206
And, Morgan, if it wasn'’t for your
bottomless supply of beauty products
517
00:19:05,275 --> 00:19:06,931
we probably
wouldn'’t have made it.
518
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,172
Yeah, that eyebrow wax
really slowed up that leak.
519
00:19:10,241 --> 00:19:12,448
By the way, that
stuff'’s not cheap.
520
00:19:12,517 --> 00:19:15,034
You know what I just realized?
521
00:19:15,103 --> 00:19:16,482
We have nothing to worry about.
522
00:19:16,551 --> 00:19:18,482
Of course our friendship
is going to survive
523
00:19:18,551 --> 00:19:20,000
as long as we all
make the effort.
524
00:19:20,068 --> 00:19:21,275
Well, yeah.
525
00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:23,896
You'’re the only one
who ever doubted it.
526
00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:26,172
And speaking of
making the effort...
527
00:19:27,551 --> 00:19:29,965
Sabrina, i'’ve been
saying this all along.
528
00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:31,620
We'’ll be friends for life.
529
00:19:34,862 --> 00:19:36,389
Okay, now wait.
We'’re three smart girls.
530
00:19:36,413 --> 00:19:37,527
We should definitely be able
531
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,010
to find our way off
a deserted island.
532
00:19:39,034 --> 00:19:39,965
Head'’s up.
533
00:19:40,034 --> 00:19:41,034
Hey, there you are.
534
00:19:41,103 --> 00:19:42,862
We wondered what
happened to you.
535
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,137
What are you guys doing here?
536
00:19:44,206 --> 00:19:46,413
We told you, we got
a tournament here.
537
00:19:46,482 --> 00:19:48,275
This is Bermuda?
538
00:19:48,344 --> 00:19:49,689
Yeah. Well, come on then.
539
00:19:49,758 --> 00:19:51,413
Team'’s partying down the beach.
540
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,241
You'’re not going
to believe this.
541
00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:54,586
We thought... Uh-uh-uh.
542
00:19:54,655 --> 00:19:55,931
Three smart girls, remember?
543
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
Oh, right, right.
544
00:19:57,931 --> 00:19:59,217
You'’re not going
to believe this.
545
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:00,172
We thought...
546
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,241
Let'’s just go.
547
00:20:01,275 --> 00:20:05,137
Ah, nothing like a
category four hurricane
548
00:20:05,206 --> 00:20:07,482
to really clear the air.
549
00:20:07,551 --> 00:20:09,379
Okay, I Don'’t agree
with the method,
550
00:20:09,448 --> 00:20:10,862
but the message isn'’t bad.
551
00:20:10,931 --> 00:20:12,482
Learn a little
something, did we?
552
00:20:12,551 --> 00:20:14,275
Yeah. The next
time i'’m stranded,
553
00:20:14,344 --> 00:20:16,724
i'’ll walk more than 50
feet down the beach.
554
00:20:16,793 --> 00:20:20,172
I wish just once someone
would say thank you.
555
00:20:20,241 --> 00:20:21,896
Oh, thank you.
556
00:20:23,827 --> 00:20:25,310
Morgan, wait.
557
00:20:25,379 --> 00:20:26,517
You still have your camera?
558
00:20:26,586 --> 00:20:27,517
Only one picture left.
559
00:20:27,586 --> 00:20:29,206
Heads up.
560
00:20:29,275 --> 00:20:32,517
Three friends who
can survive anything.
561
00:20:38,344 --> 00:20:41,172
I'’ve never been so happy
to be home from a vacation
562
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,241
in my entire life.
563
00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:44,379
Yeah, well, Don'’t
get too comfortable.
564
00:20:44,448 --> 00:20:46,000
We are in full wedding mode.
565
00:20:46,068 --> 00:20:48,379
I'’m getting married
in less than 24 hours.
566
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:49,517
Move it, ladies!
567
00:20:49,586 --> 00:20:50,827
Is that too bossy?
568
00:20:50,896 --> 00:20:52,689
Not for marriage.
569
00:20:52,758 --> 00:20:54,689
Aaron?
570
00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:58,862
Sabrina, it'’s Aaron.
571
00:20:58,931 --> 00:21:01,172
Listen, I need you to pick
me up at the police station.
572
00:21:01,241 --> 00:21:02,448
And bring me some clothes.
573
00:21:02,517 --> 00:21:03,793
Long story.
574
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:06,413
Locked out without
his clothes, huh?
575
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,448
Brain the size of a marble.
576
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:11,413
When we get to L.A.,
we are so getting a dog.
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