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Aaron, I mean this
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from the very
bottom of my heart,
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I love you.
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Nice try.
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I'’ve gotten more emotion
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out of my car'’s
navigational system.
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You know, I knew it was
childish to practice on my cat.
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I should be doing
this in the mirror.
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And, in fact, i'’ll
do it one better.
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Aaron, i'’ve been wanting
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to tell you this
for a long time.
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I love you.
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Aw, that'’s great,
Sabrina, thanks.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Not the dreaded
thanks. Try again.
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I love you.
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Ditto.
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No, no "ditto."
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No "right back at you,"
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no "yeah, same to
you, but more of it."
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Just tell me you love me.
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I love you.
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Oh, well, that'’s
really sudden, but...
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I love you, too.
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What? I look hot today.
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♪ Life'’s changing around me,
and i'’m gonna make it mine ♪
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♪ i'’m reaching out and
living by my rules... ♪
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♪ Time'’s moving way too fast ♪
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♪ I wanna make it last...
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♪ '’cause i'’m out
on my own now ♪
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♪ and I like the way it feels.
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Insert the gunta hooks
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into the Abel locks
and rotate the...
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What'’s this word mean?
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Oh, that'’s Swedish for
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"we'’re up a fjord
without a paddle."
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So, what do you think?
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Nice, put you'’re looking
a little too put together
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to be putting things together.
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But I look perfect for having
dinner at my boyfriend'’s.
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Aaron'’s cooking,
and for dessert,
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i'’m finally going to
tell him I love him.
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First?
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Mm-mm.
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You'’re going to
say "I love you" first?
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Yeah.
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Never ever say
"I love you" first.
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Unless of course
he'’s just given you
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something sparkly and expensive.
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Or he'’s got the last parachute.
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But I do love him and
I want him to know.
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It'’s the only way to take our
relationship to the next level.
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And it'’s not like he'’s going
to laugh in my face, right?
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This is when you say, "right,"
and nod your head furiously.
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Right, but I wouldn'’t rule out
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an incredibly awkward silence
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followed by a rapid
change of subject.
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Hey, who wants coffee?
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Sabrina, are you sure
you want to do this?
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Yes, i'’m absolutely sure.
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I'’m just going to
come out and say it.
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Anyway, it... we...
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[ Chuckling]: What are
you trying to say, Sabrina?
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Nothing.
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Wait, no, there is something.
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Aaron, we'’ve been seeing
each other for a while now
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and there'’s something i'’ve
really been wanting to tell you.
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Aaron, I love...
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I love...
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I love the night life.
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Okay, we could go
dancing after dessert.
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Whew, and here I was afraid
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there'’d be this big,
awkward silence.
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So what do you love?
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And i'’m not talking about
"whiskers on kittens."
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Um, okay, things that I love...
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Well... obviously, I love music.
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And, uh, oh, i'’m a
big fan of old movies.
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Oh, you know what I really love?
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The Red Sox.
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I can'’t believe
we actually did it.
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And may I add
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we only had to
use half the screws.
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Hey, guys. Sabrina around?
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No, she ran out of here
to go have dinner with...
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A friend.
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Less than a friend.
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An acquaintance.
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A quasi-chum with a peg leg.
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Morgan.
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Harvey knows about Aaron.
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Well, he does now. Way to go.
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Yeah, I know all about
Sabrina and Aaron.
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How happy they are,
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how they spend every
waking moment together.
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Now every time I
hear his flippin'’ name
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I want to break things
into a thousand pieces.
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Kind of like that?
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Harvey, you have a problem.
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Yeah, I know.
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I'’m in love with a woman
who loves another man.
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I'’d give anything for a
second chance with Sabrina.
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Breaking up with her
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was the biggest
regret of my life.
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[ Rattling]
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Harvey, I wish there was
something I could say.
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I hate to see you
broken up like this.
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But if that'’s how
you really feel,
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then you need to tell her.
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Yeah, before she left to
tell Aaron that she loved him
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would have been ideal.
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What?
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That'’s it.
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I can'’t wait around any longer.
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I have to say it.
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I have to tell her.
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And Linguini, fettuccine...
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Boston terriers.
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Those Japanese monkeys
that take steam baths, you know?
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Why won'’t he say it?
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Oh, and vintage cars...
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Okay, I get it: You got a
lot of love to spread around.
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Okay, well, I told you
all the things that I love.
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What do you love?
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You! You! You! You! You!
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Nothing comes to mind.
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Well, hopefully,
you'’ll love dessert.
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Only if it'’s a sheet cake
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with "I love you, Sabrina"
spelled out in sparklers.
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Oh, this is ridiculous.
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Feelings of love I cannot find,
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help me hear what'’s
on Aaron'’s mind.
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She looks so
amazing in the dress.
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This old thing? Thanks.
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What? I didn'’t say anything.
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Neither did I. But i'’ll start.
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Uh, penny for your thoughts.
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A penny?
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[ Chuckling]: I
once got a quarter
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for sticking my tongue
on a hot pepper.
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Oh, my god, i'’m such a moron.
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Oh, that'’s not a big deal.
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I once stuck my tongue
to the inside of a freezer.
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Oh, my god, i'’m such a moron.
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I wonder if I should tell her.
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Yes, tell her. Tell her.
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I'’m not sure how to put it.
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I guess I should just be
brave and see how she reacts.
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Oh, come on, what do
you want, a drum roll?
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Just say it.
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I feel there'’s something
you want to tell me.
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Actually, I do.
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Sabrina, you got
something right there.
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Thanks.
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Okay, the only two
things he doesn'’t love:
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Half-chewed spinach and me.
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Well, there you go.
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That'’s perfect.
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Now can you take it apart
and put it together in my room?
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She'’s home.
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Remember... bold and decisive.
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Unless she'’s already
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told him that she loves him,
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then just finish the cabinet
and slink out the back.
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Hey, Harvey.
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Ah, I knew those two
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wouldn'’t get this thing
together on their own.
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So, how was your night?
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I'’ve had better.
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You know, sometimes things
Don'’t go quite like you planned.
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I'’m really sorry
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to hear that.
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Thanks. Night.
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Sabrina, wait.
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What'’s wrong?
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Everything.
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Well, it'’s not that bad.
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You know, it'’s not my taste,
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but it'’ll go perfect
in Morgan'’s room.
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It'’s not about the cabinet.
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It'’s...
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Just that I glued my
shoes to the floor.
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Oh, well, i'’m
sure you'’re still
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doing better than
the blunder twins.
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Oh, Don'’t tell
them I said that.
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Good night.
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Oh, you'’re up awfully early.
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Never a good sign.
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And you'’re home
awfully early. Slow night?
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Eh, the usual.
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Cruised the alleys, knocked
over a trash can, flower pot.
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Well, I had a lousy night.
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I totally chickened out
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when I tried to tell
Aaron that I love him.
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But fortunately, I
found the perfect coach
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to help me express
how I really feel...
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Cyrano De bergerac.
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The big-schnozzed wordsmith
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who always knows
exactly what to say?
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That'’s the one,
but I found a spell
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for a slightly more
personal version.
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I can'’t come up
with the words alone
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so send me a cyrano of my own.
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Greetings. Cyrano
Sabrina at your service.
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Whoa, that is one huge... cape.
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Thank you.
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Hopefully it doesn'’t distract
from my more prominent feature.
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Oh, it'’s hardly
nose-able, uh, noticeable.
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Well, I detect from
the stammering speech
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and inarticulate phrasing
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that the young lady
needs help in wooing.
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Actually, I think he'’s
already been wooed.
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I just need to tell him
I wuv him... love him.
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Have you tried, "your
eyes are like two flowers
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blooming the morning sun"?
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No, not exactly,
and shouldn'’t I know
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how he'’s going to respond
before I blurt out something
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quite that embarrassing?
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Ah, so the real fear
emerges... Rejection.
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Let'’s see if I can find the
most articulate way to put this...
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Duh.
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I just need you to do
a little investigating.
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Nose around a little bit.
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I mean, well...
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Your nose is lovely.
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Your nostrils are like
two flowers blooming...
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Nice try.
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Okay, now remember,
you'’re my cousin Sarah
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and you'’re, uh, on a
break from your day job
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at the renaissance fair.
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Excellent, renaissance fair.
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Perhaps my duties
include jousting.
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I know, I started
out as an apprentice
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for a cocksure yet
dainty blacksmith who...
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Okay, enough of your back story.
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Fear not.
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Just leaveth me alone with him
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and I shall discern
his feelings for you.
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Me liketh.
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Ooh, here he comes now.
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My, he'’s a
strapping comely lad.
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One more thing,
Don'’t talk like that.
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Hi.
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Hi, Aaron. This is
my cousin, Sarah.
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Nose to meet you.
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I mean, nice, nice to meet you.
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Be not embarrassed.
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My nose shows character.
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It shows spine; It shows heart,
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but only if I tilt my
head way, way back.
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[ Laughing]: Hey, she'’s funny.
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Listen, i'’m
sorry. I can'’t stay.
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I'’ve got to get
back to the club.
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I'’ve got sixpence
none the richer playing
255
00:09:02,551 --> 00:09:03,551
and I am swamped.
256
00:09:03,620 --> 00:09:05,113
You know, actually,
if you'’re still in town
257
00:09:05,137 --> 00:09:06,068
maybe you'’d like to come.
258
00:09:06,137 --> 00:09:07,241
Oh, she'’d love to.
259
00:09:07,310 --> 00:09:08,655
Sarah'’s really into music.
260
00:09:08,724 --> 00:09:10,931
You know, especially all
the behind the scenes stuff.
261
00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,010
Yeah, i'’m sure she has a
thousand questions for you.
262
00:09:13,034 --> 00:09:15,206
So, uh, thanks for asking
her to tag along. See you.
263
00:09:15,275 --> 00:09:16,448
I didn'’t actually mean...
264
00:09:16,517 --> 00:09:18,862
She'’s rather fleet of foot, no?
265
00:09:18,931 --> 00:09:20,724
Where did you say
you'’re from again?
266
00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:21,862
Jersey.
267
00:09:21,931 --> 00:09:22,931
[ Sniffling]
268
00:09:22,965 --> 00:09:24,275
Oh, hey, Harvey, what are you...
269
00:09:24,344 --> 00:09:26,068
Here. What'’s this?
270
00:09:26,137 --> 00:09:28,206
I think you'’ll understand
when you open it.
271
00:09:28,275 --> 00:09:29,793
Earrings?
272
00:09:29,862 --> 00:09:32,206
In the shape of... Sea otters?
273
00:09:32,275 --> 00:09:33,655
What?
274
00:09:33,724 --> 00:09:36,413
I thought you...
Otter have them?
275
00:09:36,482 --> 00:09:39,689
And I think you otter start
wearing your helmet at hockey.
276
00:09:39,758 --> 00:09:41,586
Morgan.
277
00:09:44,689 --> 00:09:46,000
Otter earrings?
278
00:09:46,068 --> 00:09:49,137
You promised me a bracelet that
would make Sabrina'’s heart melt.
279
00:09:49,206 --> 00:09:51,758
It turned out it made
my heart melt, too.
280
00:09:51,827 --> 00:09:53,586
And it matched my outfit.
281
00:09:53,655 --> 00:09:54,758
Pretty, huh?
282
00:09:56,379 --> 00:09:59,034
Yeah, okay, Perry,
that looks great.
283
00:09:59,103 --> 00:10:00,241
Yes, it does.
284
00:10:00,310 --> 00:10:02,103
If by great you mean
the lighting is too dim
285
00:10:02,172 --> 00:10:03,517
and the sight
lines are dreadful.
286
00:10:03,586 --> 00:10:04,931
[ Chuckling]: Excuse me.
287
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,241
I'’ve been doing this
a while and that...
288
00:10:08,310 --> 00:10:10,724
Yeah, Perry, you want to
bring the lights up a little
289
00:10:10,793 --> 00:10:13,103
and, uh, make the sight
lines less, um... dreadful.
290
00:10:14,551 --> 00:10:15,793
Thanks.
291
00:10:15,862 --> 00:10:17,827
I'’m sure you would have
caught that eventually
292
00:10:17,896 --> 00:10:19,137
along with that wild eyebrow.
293
00:10:21,172 --> 00:10:22,689
Hey, check out that nose.
294
00:10:22,758 --> 00:10:23,689
Hey, guys, come on.
295
00:10:23,758 --> 00:10:24,878
What kind of remark is that?
296
00:10:24,931 --> 00:10:26,551
And extremely unimaginative one.
297
00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:27,896
A better insult would have been
298
00:10:27,965 --> 00:10:30,034
"you could check
into that nose."
299
00:10:30,103 --> 00:10:32,448
Your lack of
creativity is appalling.
300
00:10:32,517 --> 00:10:35,724
Next time, try "nice nose.
Did you keep the peel?"
301
00:10:35,793 --> 00:10:38,172
Or, perhaps, "do
you smell... Munich?"
302
00:10:38,241 --> 00:10:39,689
Okay, okay, I get the point.
303
00:10:39,758 --> 00:10:40,689
Okay, now off with you.
304
00:10:40,758 --> 00:10:41,862
I feel a sneeze coming on.
305
00:10:41,931 --> 00:10:43,413
[ Chuckling]
306
00:10:43,482 --> 00:10:45,482
Wow, you really know
how to take care of yourself.
307
00:10:45,551 --> 00:10:47,431
You'’re certainly not
afraid to speak your mind.
308
00:10:47,482 --> 00:10:48,793
I like that.
309
00:10:48,862 --> 00:10:51,103
Good, because i'’m also
not afraid to thrash a man
310
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,275
at the game of pool.
311
00:10:52,344 --> 00:10:54,896
Well, I also hope you'’re
not afraid of losing.
312
00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:59,172
'’cause I am.
313
00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:00,517
What is taking so long?
314
00:11:00,586 --> 00:11:02,965
I should have heard
from cyrano hours ago.
315
00:11:03,034 --> 00:11:04,862
Yeah, about that.
316
00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:08,310
So when'’s the last time you
read "cyrano De bergerac"?
317
00:11:08,379 --> 00:11:10,620
Well, it'’s been a
while, but I remember it.
318
00:11:10,689 --> 00:11:11,965
You know, inner beauty,
319
00:11:12,034 --> 00:11:14,206
love wins, big schnoz,
blah, blah, blah.
320
00:11:14,275 --> 00:11:16,241
Well, it'’s possible
the "blah, blah, blah,"
321
00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:17,965
was the creamy
nougat of the story,
322
00:11:18,034 --> 00:11:22,000
because the person cyrano
helps woo ends up loving him.
323
00:11:22,068 --> 00:11:23,068
What?!
324
00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:24,793
I'’m the wrong character?
325
00:11:24,862 --> 00:11:26,000
Oh, this is just fiction.
326
00:11:26,068 --> 00:11:27,448
I means there'’s no way that...
327
00:11:27,517 --> 00:11:29,448
Well, I have nothing
to worry about, right?
328
00:11:29,517 --> 00:11:31,172
Right.
329
00:11:38,206 --> 00:11:39,896
Whoa! Sarah, what are you doing?
330
00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:41,689
I mean, what just happened?
331
00:11:41,758 --> 00:11:43,344
Obviously you have
a very short memory.
332
00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:44,586
It went something like this.
333
00:11:44,655 --> 00:11:46,010
No, no, wh-whoa,
we can'’t do this.
334
00:11:46,034 --> 00:11:47,551
I mean, you know,
Don'’t get me wrong.
335
00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:48,689
You-you'’re a great girl,
336
00:11:48,758 --> 00:11:50,758
but i'’m sorry if I gave
you the wrong impression.
337
00:11:50,827 --> 00:11:53,896
Look, i'’ve got to go check
on something backstage,
338
00:11:53,965 --> 00:11:56,620
but, um, look, you
and I, we need to, um...
339
00:11:56,689 --> 00:11:58,344
Talk about this later. Okay.
340
00:11:58,413 --> 00:11:59,448
As you wish.
341
00:11:59,517 --> 00:12:02,172
I shall not move from this...
342
00:12:02,241 --> 00:12:03,344
Spot.
343
00:12:03,413 --> 00:12:04,973
Hi. I was hoping
to get a little update.
344
00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:06,872
You know, how'’s the
band? Do you like the food?
345
00:12:06,896 --> 00:12:08,148
Does Aaron love me with the love
346
00:12:08,172 --> 00:12:10,344
that will last forever?
Stuff like that.
347
00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:12,000
The river runs its course.
348
00:12:12,068 --> 00:12:14,103
That... really doesn'’t
tell me anything.
349
00:12:14,172 --> 00:12:16,137
I can report that he
is a worthy swain.
350
00:12:16,206 --> 00:12:18,310
Okay, the river thing
was actually clearer.
351
00:12:18,379 --> 00:12:20,000
He appears to be
quite smitten with you.
352
00:12:20,068 --> 00:12:21,275
Oh, good.
353
00:12:21,344 --> 00:12:24,724
And I can also tell you
that he is a splendid kisser.
354
00:12:24,793 --> 00:12:25,793
Yeah, isn'’t he?
355
00:12:25,827 --> 00:12:27,241
Aah, I love that about... What?!
356
00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:28,448
In fact, I would have to say
357
00:12:28,517 --> 00:12:30,310
his lips are like two
flowers blossoming...
358
00:12:30,379 --> 00:12:31,724
Back up!
359
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,241
There is no way he kissed you.
360
00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:34,413
You must'’ve kissed him.
361
00:12:34,482 --> 00:12:36,793
Well, it takes two to tango.
362
00:12:36,862 --> 00:12:38,827
You kissed anddanced?!
363
00:12:40,931 --> 00:12:42,103
Hey, come back here.
364
00:12:42,172 --> 00:12:43,655
I'’m not done with you yet.
365
00:12:43,724 --> 00:12:44,793
Where are you going?
366
00:12:44,862 --> 00:12:47,137
Well, there'’s been a
slight change in plans.
367
00:12:47,206 --> 00:12:49,413
I'’ve decided i'’m
keeping Aaron for myself.
368
00:12:49,482 --> 00:12:50,827
Oh, not so fast, pinozio.
369
00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,620
Are you saying Aaron hit on you?
370
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:55,000
I'’m saying men are
easily seduced by words
371
00:12:55,068 --> 00:12:57,655
and words are, after
all, my stock and trade.
372
00:12:57,724 --> 00:13:00,068
Well, I Don'’t care what
you or your words say,
373
00:13:00,137 --> 00:13:01,344
I totally trust Aaron.
374
00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:02,655
But just in case,
375
00:13:02,724 --> 00:13:03,884
I need to get the real story,
376
00:13:03,931 --> 00:13:05,241
so give my nose a greater glory.
377
00:13:06,379 --> 00:13:09,655
Anyone for a ring toss?
378
00:13:10,793 --> 00:13:12,827
[ Gasps]: Gracious!
379
00:13:12,896 --> 00:13:14,000
[ Gasps]
380
00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:15,793
I'’m a small-nosed freak.
381
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:17,620
All right, no more
messing around.
382
00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:20,068
This is what I should'’ve
done from the start.
383
00:13:20,137 --> 00:13:21,000
Who are you?
384
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,827
Exactly... i'’m a changed man.
385
00:13:22,896 --> 00:13:24,344
No more Mr. Nice guy.
386
00:13:24,413 --> 00:13:26,758
And I think you'’re making
a big mistake with Aaron.
387
00:13:26,827 --> 00:13:28,379
You claim to have
feelings for him,
388
00:13:28,448 --> 00:13:30,551
but you can'’t even
bring yourself to tell him.
389
00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:31,655
Well, I have no problem
390
00:13:31,724 --> 00:13:33,827
telling you how I feel.
391
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,034
I love you, Sabrina.
392
00:13:38,172 --> 00:13:39,344
Whoo!
393
00:13:39,413 --> 00:13:41,689
Oh, that is much easier
without the face-kabob.
394
00:13:41,758 --> 00:13:43,620
Sabrina?
395
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:45,241
Oh, thank heavens, no.
396
00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:48,551
I am Sabrina'’s personal
cyrano... Artist, poet, musician
397
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,793
and, as of this morning,
renaissance faire roustabout.
398
00:13:51,862 --> 00:13:54,275
Why couldn'’t I fall
in love with a sprite,
399
00:13:54,344 --> 00:13:55,758
or a wood nymph?
400
00:13:55,827 --> 00:13:58,379
If you'’ll excuse me, my
work here is not complete.
401
00:13:58,448 --> 00:14:00,172
Have you a
conveyance of any sort?
402
00:14:00,241 --> 00:14:03,275
Um... i'’ve got a car.
403
00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:04,379
Oh, good enough.
404
00:14:04,448 --> 00:14:05,862
Hey, wait.
405
00:14:05,931 --> 00:14:07,379
I know you'’re
Sabrina'’s cyrano,
406
00:14:07,448 --> 00:14:09,655
but do you think you
could give me any advice
407
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,103
on how to win her back?
408
00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:13,620
Well, Sabrina is a complex girl.
409
00:14:13,689 --> 00:14:16,310
A lass with many
facets, a woman...
410
00:14:16,379 --> 00:14:18,137
I Don'’t really have
time for a soliloquy.
411
00:14:18,206 --> 00:14:20,413
I'’m guessing since she
brought in professional help,
412
00:14:20,482 --> 00:14:22,793
she'’ll be telling Aaron she
loves him any minute now.
413
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,344
A grand gesture
would do the trick.
414
00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:27,862
Godspeed, good sir nice guy.
415
00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:31,862
Oh, by the way, you are a
much better kisser than Aaron.
416
00:14:31,931 --> 00:14:33,827
You might want to
mention that to Sabrina.
417
00:14:33,896 --> 00:14:34,827
[ Door closing]
418
00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:36,551
Roxie, Morgan.
419
00:14:37,689 --> 00:14:38,758
Is everything all right?
420
00:14:38,827 --> 00:14:40,827
I thought I heard
Sabrina slam out of here.
421
00:14:40,896 --> 00:14:42,275
Everything'’s going to be great.
422
00:14:42,344 --> 00:14:43,758
I just need to borrow your car.
423
00:14:43,827 --> 00:14:44,896
What happened to yours?
424
00:14:44,965 --> 00:14:46,620
Yeah, you can'’t
just run in here
425
00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:48,827
and take our car
without some explanation.
426
00:14:48,896 --> 00:14:50,758
It'’s a long, complicated story.
427
00:14:50,827 --> 00:14:52,413
See, Sabrina...
428
00:14:52,482 --> 00:14:53,620
Oh, just take it.
429
00:14:53,689 --> 00:14:55,275
Wait, what about Sabrina?
430
00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:58,931
Let'’s just say drastic times
call for drastic measures.
431
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,172
Wish me luck.
432
00:15:02,275 --> 00:15:03,413
We'’ve got to do something.
433
00:15:03,482 --> 00:15:04,689
We got Harvey all hopped up
434
00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:06,310
about telling
Sabrina how he feels.
435
00:15:06,379 --> 00:15:09,034
If he does anything to Aaron,
Sabrina will never forgive us.
436
00:15:09,103 --> 00:15:10,793
Fine.
437
00:15:10,862 --> 00:15:12,827
Wow, this thing'’s
like a divining rod.
438
00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:14,206
Aaron, we have to talk.
439
00:15:14,275 --> 00:15:17,655
I mean, uh, prithee
worthy swain-y,
440
00:15:17,724 --> 00:15:19,517
we must converseth.
441
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,137
Yeah, I still want to
have a talk about that kiss.
442
00:15:22,206 --> 00:15:23,482
A-ha! So you did kiss her.
443
00:15:23,551 --> 00:15:24,586
I mean, me.
444
00:15:24,655 --> 00:15:26,344
Look, for the last time,
445
00:15:26,413 --> 00:15:28,689
I didn'’t kiss you.
You kissed me.
446
00:15:28,758 --> 00:15:30,586
Oh. Good answer. Good answer.
447
00:15:30,655 --> 00:15:33,137
But as they say, it
takes two to tango.
448
00:15:33,206 --> 00:15:34,517
We didn'’t dance.
449
00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:36,827
Look, I just said
that I liked you
450
00:15:36,896 --> 00:15:39,896
but in a... you know,
my-girlfriend'’s-cousin,
451
00:15:39,965 --> 00:15:42,862
non-kissing, hands-to-
yourself kind of way.
452
00:15:42,931 --> 00:15:44,103
Aaron: Oh, Sabrina.
453
00:15:44,172 --> 00:15:45,758
Boy, am I glad to see you.
454
00:15:45,827 --> 00:15:46,758
Mmm.
455
00:15:46,827 --> 00:15:47,827
Sarah!
456
00:15:47,862 --> 00:15:49,148
Oh, i'’m sorry.
Aren'’t you Sarah?
457
00:15:49,172 --> 00:15:50,103
Of course I am.
458
00:15:50,172 --> 00:15:52,689
I just like to talk
to myself aloud.
459
00:15:52,758 --> 00:15:53,931
You know, like, "hi, Sarah.
460
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,931
Way to go, Sarah."
461
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,310
And, "Sarah, what are you doing
462
00:15:56,379 --> 00:15:58,793
just standing here watching
Sabrina kiss her boyfriend?"
463
00:15:58,862 --> 00:16:00,241
Answer: I Don'’t rightly know.
464
00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:03,137
Well, um, i'’ll just
let you two catch up.
465
00:16:03,206 --> 00:16:05,551
Did you two switch clothes?
466
00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:08,655
Actually, I Don'’t want to know.
467
00:16:09,793 --> 00:16:12,586
My, someone'’s nose
is bent out of shape.
468
00:16:12,655 --> 00:16:13,896
Not for long.
469
00:16:13,965 --> 00:16:15,206
I'’m not getting what I seek,
470
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,862
I give you back
your big ol'’ beak.
471
00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:18,310
And now you can
follow your nose.
472
00:16:18,379 --> 00:16:19,793
I'’ve had it with
your fancy talk
473
00:16:19,862 --> 00:16:21,034
and macking on my boyfriend.
474
00:16:21,103 --> 00:16:22,344
See ya, cyrano.
475
00:16:22,413 --> 00:16:23,586
Hmm.
476
00:16:23,655 --> 00:16:24,896
That'’s weird.
477
00:16:24,965 --> 00:16:26,620
I just had my
25,000 ping service.
478
00:16:27,758 --> 00:16:30,206
While you ponder, I take action.
479
00:16:30,275 --> 00:16:32,551
Excuse me. My consort awaits.
480
00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:33,827
This would be so much easier
481
00:16:33,896 --> 00:16:35,551
if I had any idea
what she was saying.
482
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,724
Sarah, come back here!
483
00:16:37,793 --> 00:16:38,862
Keep your eyes open.
484
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,079
I Don'’t see Harvey anywhere.
485
00:16:40,103 --> 00:16:41,862
Ooh, Harvey who?
486
00:16:41,931 --> 00:16:42,965
Focus, Morgan.
487
00:16:43,034 --> 00:16:44,724
Okay, uh, you take
the ladies'’ room,
488
00:16:44,793 --> 00:16:45,793
i'’ll check the men'’s.
489
00:16:45,862 --> 00:16:47,448
[ Scoffs]
490
00:16:47,517 --> 00:16:49,586
Let me put this as
eloquently as I can.
491
00:16:49,655 --> 00:16:51,965
Keep your grubby
mitts off my man, or else.
492
00:16:52,034 --> 00:16:53,310
Yo, mama.
493
00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:54,965
I learned that from the bouncer.
494
00:16:55,034 --> 00:16:56,965
Normally i'’d suggest
pistols at dawn,
495
00:16:57,034 --> 00:17:01,344
but I think these
will have to do.
496
00:17:01,413 --> 00:17:03,620
Are you suggesting we
play pool for Aaron'’s hand?
497
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,000
Don'’t be ridiculous.
498
00:17:05,068 --> 00:17:05,931
Oh, good.
499
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,482
I'’m suggesting a
duel to the death.
500
00:17:07,551 --> 00:17:09,172
Well, as long as it'’s not pool.
501
00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:10,172
En garde.
502
00:17:10,241 --> 00:17:12,034
Here? Now? I'’m not
going to make a big scene
503
00:17:12,103 --> 00:17:13,172
on Aaron'’s big night.
504
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,724
Whoo. Nice shot.
505
00:17:16,793 --> 00:17:18,241
Too bad you didn'’t call it.
506
00:17:25,517 --> 00:17:28,827
Take that and that and that.
507
00:17:28,896 --> 00:17:31,758
Take this and this and this.
508
00:17:31,827 --> 00:17:33,482
Sabrina, I am so
glad I found you.
509
00:17:33,551 --> 00:17:35,931
I'’m afraid something
drastic is about to happen.
510
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,310
You think?
511
00:17:37,379 --> 00:17:38,379
Do you want two guys
512
00:17:38,413 --> 00:17:39,758
fighting over you in public?
513
00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:42,586
Ripping each other'’s
shirts, getting all sweaty...
514
00:17:42,655 --> 00:17:44,758
On the other hand,
boys will be boys.
515
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:07,793
[ Grunts] Why
are you doing this?
516
00:18:07,862 --> 00:18:09,965
'’cause you can'’t
rewrite a classic.
517
00:18:10,034 --> 00:18:11,241
No, but you can rework it.
518
00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:13,070
Didn'’t you see Leonardo
in Romeo and Juliet?
519
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,206
Aah. I loved that.
520
00:18:15,275 --> 00:18:16,551
He was great.
521
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:17,620
He always is.
522
00:18:17,689 --> 00:18:19,793
Hey, look. There he is now.
523
00:18:19,862 --> 00:18:20,862
Where?
524
00:18:21,655 --> 00:18:24,344
[ Applause]
525
00:18:24,413 --> 00:18:26,379
Sabrina, I have to talk
to you about Harvey.
526
00:18:26,448 --> 00:18:28,655
I think Morgan and I may
have created a monster.
527
00:18:28,724 --> 00:18:30,620
It'’s better than an
alter ego. I'’ve got to go.
528
00:18:34,206 --> 00:18:36,206
So where do you
think you'’re going?
529
00:18:36,275 --> 00:18:38,034
Straight through
you, if necessary.
530
00:18:38,103 --> 00:18:39,586
Oh, I Don'’t think so.
531
00:18:39,655 --> 00:18:41,255
Would you mind if I
made an announcement?
532
00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:44,034
Would you mind if I came to your
house and sang in your shower?
533
00:18:44,103 --> 00:18:45,838
[ Sabrina and Sarah
arguing]No, that would be great.
534
00:18:45,862 --> 00:18:49,137
So, if I could just
borrow the Mike.
535
00:18:49,206 --> 00:18:50,486
Hey, hey, hey, what'’s going on?
536
00:18:50,551 --> 00:18:51,711
You know you can'’t defeat me
537
00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:53,137
so, why, pray tell,
538
00:18:53,206 --> 00:18:55,086
are you so willing to
risk life and limb for him?
539
00:18:55,137 --> 00:18:57,206
Because, pray tell, I love him.
540
00:18:58,448 --> 00:19:00,793
Never mind.
541
00:19:00,862 --> 00:19:02,482
Hmm.
542
00:19:03,586 --> 00:19:05,172
What did you say?
543
00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:06,586
I said... I love you.
544
00:19:06,655 --> 00:19:08,275
There, I finally said it.
545
00:19:08,344 --> 00:19:10,137
Aaron, I love you.
546
00:19:10,206 --> 00:19:12,551
I love you, too.
547
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:13,620
You do?
548
00:19:13,689 --> 00:19:15,000
[ Laughing]: Yeah, I do.
549
00:19:15,068 --> 00:19:16,448
Leigh: Uh, excuse me.
550
00:19:16,517 --> 00:19:19,103
We actually have a couple
more songs to sing here.
551
00:19:19,172 --> 00:19:21,206
Oh, right. Sorry.
552
00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:24,241
There.
553
00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:25,827
I Don'’t know if you just heard,
554
00:19:25,896 --> 00:19:27,344
but he just said he loves me.
555
00:19:27,413 --> 00:19:29,827
And I believe I heard
you say that you love him.
556
00:19:29,896 --> 00:19:31,586
Of course I only had
to kiss your beloved
557
00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:33,172
and beat you soundly
with a pool cue
558
00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:34,344
to get you to say it,
559
00:19:34,413 --> 00:19:36,172
but it'’s all part of
being a tragic hero.
560
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:37,172
Wow.
561
00:19:37,241 --> 00:19:38,517
I did say it.
562
00:19:38,586 --> 00:19:40,379
How can I ever thank you?
563
00:19:40,448 --> 00:19:42,044
Oh, your kind words
and boyfriend'’s lips
564
00:19:42,068 --> 00:19:43,275
are thanks enough.
565
00:19:43,344 --> 00:19:44,344
Yeah, about that kiss...
566
00:19:44,413 --> 00:19:45,413
Got to go.
567
00:19:46,448 --> 00:19:47,758
Sabrina.
568
00:19:47,827 --> 00:19:49,241
Hey, there'’s the man I love.
569
00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:51,448
Ooh, i'’ve got to say,
I love saying that.
570
00:19:51,517 --> 00:19:53,103
And I Don'’t mind hearing it.
571
00:19:53,172 --> 00:19:54,517
You know, we'’ve got to promise
572
00:19:54,586 --> 00:19:56,586
to be open with each
other and not hold back.
573
00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,103
Yeah, um, about that.
574
00:19:58,172 --> 00:20:01,655
Something happened this
afternoon with your cousin
575
00:20:01,724 --> 00:20:03,793
that maybe I should tell you.
576
00:20:03,862 --> 00:20:06,206
And yet, some things
are better left unsaid.
577
00:20:12,896 --> 00:20:13,896
Hey, Harvey.
578
00:20:13,965 --> 00:20:15,527
You know, I stopped
by your house yesterday
579
00:20:15,551 --> 00:20:16,482
and met your cyrano.
580
00:20:16,551 --> 00:20:17,724
You did?
581
00:20:17,793 --> 00:20:18,965
I mean, oh, you did?
582
00:20:19,034 --> 00:20:21,068
So, uh, you know,
what did she say?
583
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,620
Was there kissing involved?
584
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,482
Funny you should
mention it, but yeah.
585
00:20:24,551 --> 00:20:26,586
Plus, she gave me
some really good advice.
586
00:20:26,655 --> 00:20:27,896
She did?
587
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:29,068
What did she tell you?
588
00:20:29,137 --> 00:20:30,241
Oh, you'’ll find out.
589
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:31,896
Maybe not today,
maybe not tomorrow,
590
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:34,965
but someday.
591
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:38,241
I wonder if she'’s a
better kisser than I am.
592
00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:40,206
[ Scoffs]
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