All language subtitles for Sabrina.The.Teenage.Witch.S07E12.In.Sabrina.We.Trust.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-squalor_track3_[eng]

Just so you know,

Morgan, roxie andthe
cat drank out of that carton.

Ugh.

Well, that explains
the lipstick,

the crumbs and the fur.

So, Louisa, what'’s going on?

I mean, I haven'’t heard from
you since the one-cent frame sale.

The phone works both ways.

Any-hoo, I wanted to warn
you that since so little magic

has been used
around here lately,

the house is about to undergo
a magical systems check.

What? I can'’t have magic
shooting off Willy-nilly.

Mortals live here now, and
they Don'’t know i'’m a witch.

Oh, that'’s going to be tricky.

Lots of luck to you.

No, wait, you can'’t
go. I need to know...

Who are you talking to?

Uh, to you... obviously.

Good morning.

Friendly but unconvincing.

I know I heard voices.

Voices, roxie, really, the
things you come up with.

[ Ringing]

What in the heck is that?

I'’m sterilizing the mail.

I mean, you never know where
the mailman'’s hands have been.

Juice?

♪ Life'’s changing around me,
and i'’m gonna make it mine ♪

♪ i'’m reaching out and
living by my rules... ♪

♪ Time'’s moving way too fast ♪

♪ I wanna make it last...

♪ '’cause i'’m out
on my own now ♪

♪ and I like the way it feels.

What is taking them so long?

Roxie, Morgan, come on!

I got to keep them
out of the house

until this whole magical
systems check is over.

You can'’t keep them
at the diner forever.

What'’s your plan if
something happens

while Laverne and Shirley
are actually in the house?

Let'’s just say i'’ll be making
good use of the phrase,

"it must have been the cat."

Deh?

Ladies, while i'’m still young!

I want to get to the diner
before the soup hardens.

What'’s your hurry?

I'’ve only got one eye lined.

Yeah, we just had
breakfast two hours ago,

and I think the juice
might have gone bad.

Oh, well, uh, nothing
soothes the stomach

like chili cheese fries.

Okay, let'’s get a move on.

Yep, let'’s go

or the day will be over

before we even get out the door.

So, then shesays,

"I left my harp in
Sam clam'’s disco."

Get it?

Got it. And i'’m gone.

Wait, I got a million of them.

And we'’ve heard
every one. See you.

Wait, wait, where you going?

You going, uh, shopping, right?

No, home.

Oh, well, that'’s cool.

You know, I just assumed
with the stores open,

having big sales and you
in last season'’s jeans...

I'’ll be at the mall,
Don'’t wait up.

Well, now that Morgan'’s
gone over the wall,

i'’m taking off, too.

I'’ve got an appointment,

and I want to stop
by the house first.

House? Wait. When did you
two become such homebodies?

Okay, so this appointment, um...

Sounds pretty mysterious.

It'’s no big deal.

Well, it is to me.

Sit. Tell. Order something.

You'’re not leaving here
until you tell me all about it.

Sabrina, it'’s kind of personal.

So personal you can'’t
tell your best friend?

Okay, but it'’s a
little embarrassing.

You'’ve got to promise
not to tell anyone.

Promise.

I'’m seeing a doctor.

That'’s great. Congratulations.

No, i'’m not dating him.

I'’m seeing a doctor

about possibly having
a tattoo removed.

Wow, I didn'’t know
you had a tattoo.

That'’s the secret part.

I got it when I
was in high school,

and i'’ve regretted
it ever since.

I just want it gone.

Uh, does it have some
long, seedy story behind it?

I wish.

It says... This is just
between us, right?

You know when you'’re young

and you get
obsessed with a band?

Totally, I had a wall full
of nine inch nails posters,

which, ironically, I put
up with thumbtacks.

So, what band left a
"permanent" impression on you?

Hanson.

My tattoo says,
"I '’heart'’ hanson."

I'’m guessing you lost a bet.

If only that were true.

Great, now i'’m late,

and i'’m not going to
have a chance to go home.

Excellent... decision to
have that tattoo removed.

So, when you'’re
at the doctor'’s, um,

take your time, get to know him.

You know, maybe you'’ll
get that date after all.

Okay, i'’ve successfully capped
the geyser of sparkle-farkle

and managed to put out the
fire in the number six cauldron.

How are things going up here?

All clear.

The armchair started to talk,

but I threatened to
shred his dust ruffle.

Good cat.

So, how are our girls?

Back, but not to worry,

they'’re in the kitchen,
still none the wiser.

Perfect.

[ Thundering]

Not so perfect.

[ Thundering]

Oh, stop. No.

Don'’t open.

Oh, good. No, stop. Stop.

Close, close, close.

Morgan: Sabrina.

We have a problem.

Uh, the cat did it. He'’s crazy.

I'’m thinking of
having him put down.

No, not Salem, roxie.

Fine, then we'’ll have
her put down, too.

That'’s the problem.

I think something is
seriously wrong with her.

I just overheard her on
the phone to a doctor.

She'’s scheduling an appointment

to have something removed.

I think that she may
be dying. Or worse.

Morgan, i'’m really
kind of busy right now.

I know, you'’re
doing that all wrong.

This exercise is
meant for toning

the thighs and the glutes.

You know, i'’m sure if
there were anything wrong,

roxie would have let us know.

No, I asked her about
it, and all she said was

something about a m.Y.O.B.

Mind your own business.

Great, now you'’re
shutting me out, too.

You know, I am just
worried about her.

Look, Morgan, you
have to trust me,

it'’s going to be okay.

I mean, there'’s
nothing to worry about.

It'’s just a simple procedure.

A procedure?

Oh, poor roxie.

I wish i'’d been nicer to her.

What'’s she have,
like, six months?

No, no, no, it'’s
going to be fine, really.

It'’s just... she'’s
having a tattoo removed.

Oh, is that all?

Oh, i'’m so relieved.

I could do this for hours.

Really? Great.

Knock yourself out.

Hey, and Don'’t, uh, repeat
what I told you about roxie.

She'’s really kind
of sensitive about it.

I promise, you Don'’t
have to worry about me.

Come on, just let
me see it, please?

Just a peek.

Get away from me.

I can'’t believe you told her.

But she promised.

So did you.

Well, i'’m sorry.

It wasn'’t malicious.

Look, I was just trying
to put her mind at ease.

She thought you were dying.

Morgan: She'’s right.

And believe me,
i'’d want to die, too,

if I had "I '’heart'’
hanson" on my butt.

You gave her details?

Now, see, that'’s probably
where I crossed the line.

The first time I ask you to
promise me something...

Thanks a lot, Sabrina.

I thought I could trust you.

Thanks a lot, Morgan.

I thought I could trust you.

I'’m not exactly sure why.

Roxie, i'’m sorry.

I never should have told
Morgan about your tattoo.

I shouldn'’t be surprised
you couldn'’t keep my secrets.

The only secrets you'’re
able to keep are your own.

What are you talking about?

I Don'’t keep secrets from you.

Give me a break.

Ever since i'’ve known
you, i'’ve always felt

there was something you
were hiding from everyone.

You'’re always
covering things up

and acting all cagey.

I can'’t believe this.
I am so not cagey.

Oh, please.

You'’re always being evasive

or darting out of the
room unexplained.

Then you come up with
these weird, lame excuses

that couldn'’t possibly be true.

Just changing the bag.

That'’s right up there
with sterilizing the mail.

Bottom line: I just
Don'’t trust you anymore.

Hey, you try to come
up with a decent excuse

while you'’re
wrestling an upright.

Stop it!

Trust is very
important, Sabrina.

Without it, you can'’t
run the really big cons.

Did I ever tell you
about the Bible scam

I ran in Kansas City
back in the '’20s?

This is serious. You Don'’t
know how horrible it feels

to have your best
friend not trust you.

Boo-hoo.

Talk to me when you have to
groom yourself with your tongue.

Ooh, what about that one?

"Elixir of trust.

"Whoever serves this tonic

will instantly gain the
trust of whomever drinks it."

I guarantee it.

Geez, is there anyone who'’s not
doing an endorsement these days?

You know, I Don'’t
know if I should do this.

Well, with magic
going off left and right,

I Don'’t think you
have a choice.

And ten percent of the profits
goes to preserving the union.

I'’m sold.

Hey, roxie, I made smoothies.

That certainly takes the
sting out of being betrayed.

Come on, it'’s my sweet,
nutritious way of apologizing.

Don'’t waste your breath.

There'’s no way that i'’m
accepting your apology.

Because you have
nothing to apologize for.

You'’re my best friend

in the whole wide world,

and I totally trust you.

If you say you had a good reason

for telling Morgan
about my tattoo

or slapping around the
vacuum, then I believe you.

Wow, I got to say, Abe
really knows his stuff.

Hi, Sabrina. Just
wanted to check...

Not now.

Did that painting just talk?

Yeah, it'’s one of those,
uh, you know, gag pictures.

Like the fake
flounder that sings.

Yeah, you should hear her
belt out, "do you think i'’m sexy?"

That'’s cool.

You bought that?

I mean, you'’re okay
with that explanation?

Of course.

I know you'’d never, ever
lie or keep secrets from me.

I just feel bad that I keep
so many secrets from you.

Well, "never,
ever" is a little...

You keep secrets from me?

Come on, i'’ll show you.

Roxie, this place
is so... Not you.

That'’s why i'’ve
kept it a secret.

I know i'’m always railing
against the beauty myth,

but even the most
eco-friendly, postfeminist

vegan girl in the
world wants pretty toes.

Hey, that goes for us

meat-eating,
paper-wasting girls, too.

Thanks for sharing this with me.

If I can'’t trust you with
my secrets, who can I trust?

True, but let'’s not
get carried away.

You know, there are some
things better left unsaid.

I miss my binky.

Ah, too much information.

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la... ♪

[ Sniffing]

Oh, you silly, silly witch.

Leaving me with
the elixir of trust.

If I had thumbs, i'’d be
twirling my whiskers right now

and laughing maniacally.

Perfect.

[ Humming]

Hmm, I feel like

something cool

and fruity.

Meow. Meow.

Oh, hi, kitty.

Ooh, maybe a banana.

[ Hacking]

Whatever you'’re
hacking up, take it outside.

Oh, smoothies.

Ooh, this should hit the spot.

Mmm...

Hey, red, way to take a hint.

How are you talking to me?

Trust me, all cats talk.

Would I lie to you?

Oh, of course not. I trust you.

Enough to do whatever I want?

Of course.

Excellent.

Now, twirl my whiskers
while I laugh maniacally.

[ Laughing maniacally]

Roxie: Yes, i'’m serious...

Just hang up. Hang up.

Look, you can'’t
just call your boss

and quit out of the blue.

But you said if I wasn'’t
being creatively fulfilled...

All right, roxie, stop.

You can'’t keep entrusting
me with your secrets

and asking me to make
life-altering decisions for you.

I know, it'’s just that I have

such complete and total

faith in you, Sabrina.

I know you'’d never let
any harm come to me.

Well, not knowingly, but
you'’re really getting carried...

No!

What are you doing?

See? I knew you'’d never, ever

let anything bad happen to me.

Okay, you know what?

This is getting a
little out of hand.

We got to get you
home before any...

Catch me, Sabrina!

Roxie!

Oh, dang!

Oh, come on!

Ooh, so close!

I knew I could trust you.

Oh, a friend'’s undying devotion,
I didn'’t even break a nail.

You'’d think i'’d feel all
warm and fuzzy inside.

[ Tires screeching]Roxie!

[ Horns honking]Get
out of the street!

That bus came so
close to hitting my head

it was almost spiritual.

Yeah, about as life-affirming

as when you were
taunting that pit bull.

All right, sit here and...
Count the floorboards...

It'’s fun...

While I go beat the tar
out of an ex-president

and make sure the house
isn'’t inflicting itself on Morgan.

Uh, what'’s going on here?

Uh, nothing you need to furrow

your pretty little brow about.

Just carry on with
whatever you were doing.

Salem, I can'’t believe...
That you'’re talking!

Because it is totally
freaking me out!

Oh, all cats talk.

Salem told me so.

I bet he did.

Uh, Morgan, Don'’t you
have to use the bathroom?

I Don'’t think so.

Salem?

You do.

Now that you mention it...

Salem, I cannot believe
you fed her the trust elixir.

You know, I am this
close to turning you over

to creepy Jimmy down the street.

He has firecrackers
and very little supervision.

Hey, you left the stuff
out on the counter.

Besides, how is
this any different

than what you did to roxie?

Oh, it'’s totally different.

I did it to fix a friendship.

You did it to get
a free tummy rub.

You know, and as soon
as I figure out the antidote,

you can say sayonara

to your little geisha
with... wait a minute.

Did you say I left it on
the counter? Oh, man!

Morgan, chop, chop!

These grapes aren'’t
going to peel themselves.

No. No more.

I thought I told you to
count the floorboards.

Did it. 111.

Yes, but how many
of them have knots?

One... two... Three...

"Do not pour down drain.

May cause severe
damage to septic tank."

You know, it'’s
always a little scary

when it'’s bad for
the sewage system.

Ooh, perfect, i'’ll
just boil it away.

Excellent.

Now that that'’s done...

34, 35...

All right, you and I
have an appointment

with a big, musty book.

Which, ironically, gets me in
more trouble than it gets me out of.

Come on.

What in the...?

A pretty kitty is a happy kitty.

Oh, this is just part of, uh, cat
appreciation week.[ Doorbell ringing]

It comes right before
selling-them-on-eBay week.

What?

Hi, i'’m your neighbor.

Do these pants make me look fat?

Why are you asking me?

Oh, no, Don'’t say it.

I just know I can trust you.

Oh, you said it.

I trust her, too.

So do I.

I'’m entrusting you
with my life savings.

Oh, no, please go. Please.

I Don'’t want your money, sir.

And those pants
are very slimming, sir.

[ Baby crying]There she is.

That'’s the woman
you'’ll be living with.

I mean, who else am I
going to trust them with?

[ Crying]Okay, could
you hold down the fort?

I'’ll be right back.

And I think she
needs to be changed.

Okay, how come I
didn'’t see that there?

And who'’s playing
with the lights?!

Woman: Hello.

Hi, hi. If you'’re here
about the systems check,

let'’s just say
now'’s a bad time

is the understatement
of the century.

I'’m not here about
any systems check.

What'’s going on with my eyes?

When did this print get smaller?

You'’re not going to find the
answer to your problem in there.

How do you know?

Perhaps I should
introduce myself.

I'’m blind faith.

I so Don'’t like
where this is going.

I Don'’t suppose
you'’re here to help me

with my little
problem? Hope, hope.

No, i'’m here to hand
over the reins, so to speak.

Now that you'’ve got all of
Boston worshipping at your feet,

you'’re the new blind faith.

But I Don'’t want
to be blind faith.

I mean, first of all,

I can never find sunglasses
that work with my face.

And, most importantly, I
just wanted roxie to trust me.

But you used magic
to make her trust you.

That'’s not real trust...
That'’s blind faith.

Okay, instead of
arguing over semantics,

how about you tell me how
to get the people of Boston

to stop trusting me.

I mean, short of
running for political office.

Mmm. No clue.

Here. You'’re going to
need my seeing eye dog.

But that'’s a goat![
Goat bleating]

Hey, where are you going?!

Don'’t disappear yet!

I'’m not going anywhere;

you'’re just losing your sight.

That'’s better.

Wow,

[ laughs]: This
really is a goat.

These look terrible
on me, Don'’t they?

[ Bleating]

Is anybody there?

All: Hi, Sabrina.

Okay, everybody, uh, listen up.

This is very important, okay?

Now I need you all to
trust me when I say this...

Don'’t trust me.

I Don'’t hear anybody leaving.

We know you'’re
just testing our faith.

No, i'’m not. Really.

Trust me.

All: We trust you, Sabrina.

Okay, as long as we'’re clear
on that. By the way, there'’s

something very strange
going on in the kitchen.

Oh, of course there is.
Okay, everybody hang here.

Goat, take me to the kitchen.

[ Bleating]Oh, wait,
uh, is my cat here?

Nope.

Figures. The one time
he might actually be useful.

[ Moaning with delight]

I understand you
have to soak your hip,

but why do I need to be in here?

Because this crummy
tub doesn'’t have any jets.

Keep paddling, red.

[ Water sloshing][
Salem moaning]

Whatever'’s going on
in here, i'’m warning you

i'’m armed with an attack goat.

Louisa: Don'’t worry, Sabrina.

Everything'’s fine.

I took care of it for you.

Thanks, Louisa.

You know, I thought
maybe i'’d come in here

and find some of the
horsemen of the apocalypse

defrosting my
freezer.[ Laughing]

Nothing so dire.

Just a man with a summons.

A summons?

For me?

Why would I be getting...

a summons?

Man: Order in the court.

Your honor, sir, I-I
think this has all been

a big misunderstanding.

Over here.

Oh. Sorry.

Uh...

You know, if i'’d been
given any warning

about a magical systems
check, I would'’ve made sure

my roommates were
out of the house...

Do you swear to tell the truth,

the whole truth and
nothing but the truth?

What? Oh, yeah. I mean, I do.

Well, obviously you Don'’t,
or you wouldn'’t be here.

I'’m sorry, is this
about the trust thing

and not about the house
thing? It'’s hard to keep up.

Why else would you be standing

before naked truth?

No good reason comes to mind.

And I Don'’t suppose
the "naked" part

is just a metaphor?

Nope.

I'’m completely open and
honest about everything.

I have absolutely
nothing to hide.

Unlike some people.

Well, of course I
have things to hide.

Of course I have to tell lies.

I live with mortals.
And I got to tell you,

you know, you'’re not helping

the whole trust
factor, your nakedness.

Trust is, as I like to
say, a two-way street.

What reason does your friend
roxie have to really trust you?

In my defense, she
really, really trusts me now.

I bet you'’re giving
me a look, huh?

All right, I guess she doesn'’t
have a reason to trust me.

You know, I guess
she'’s always willing

to share her secrets with me,

but I have definitely
gone the extra mile

not to share mine with her.

Then I think you know
what you have to do.

There'’s got to be another way.

I mean, I can'’t
just tell her i'’m...

a witch.

Hello?

Anybody?

Hey, Sabrina.

Am I in the kitchen?

Yes, you are.

Do we have any wasa crackers?

Little Sabrina is teething.

[ Toaster dings]

Are you still
sterilizing the mail?

Uh, no, this is the warranty.

Yeah. It'’s good
to keep it close.

Okay.

No, wait, roxie, that'’s a lie.

Actually, most of the
things I tell you are lies.

But you have to understand,

it'’s because I didn'’t feel
like I have any other choice.

[ Sighs]

The only way I can
tell you my secret

is if I completely trust you.

Don'’t you trust me?

Yeah, I do.

Roxie... i'’m a witch.

[ Magical pinging]

A witch?!

[ Magical pinging]

What am I doing here, and...?

[ Water sloshing]

[ Screams] [ Gasps]

I'’m soaking in cat water!

[ Gasping]

Yay!

Oh, I can see again.

A witch?

That'’s the weakest
lie you'’ve ever told.

Roxie, wait!

Don'’t walk away from me.

This is important.

A witch, huh?

Is that some kind of
metaphor for something?

Yeah, maybe it is.

It means a girl who'’s
afraid of people finding out

who she really is.

It means a girl who'’s
willing to hide the truth

from those she loves the most.

And it means a girl who
feels different and strange

every moment of the day.

Look, I wish I could share

more things with you,
but sometimes, I just can'’t.

I'’m sorry.

Sabrina, i'’m sorry, too.

I think i'’ve been
a little unfair.

Of course you have
secrets. We all do.

Yeah, but you'’re a little
better about sharing yours.

That'’s okay.

I just have to trust that
when you feel comfortable,

you'’ll share yours with me.

I will.

Thanks.

A witch?

That was pretty good.

Morgan: Salem!

I'’ll get you!

You'’re a cat!

You'’re not supposed
to be in the bathtub!

Get back here, you
mangy little furball!

What'’s that all about?

Oh, uh, you Don'’t want to know.

Trust me.

[ Toaster dings]

Whoo-hoo! I passed my
magical systems check.

[ Salem crying]

[ Crying continues]

Hell hath no fury like a
woman who'’s been tricked

into bathing with a
cat.[ Door slamming]

Morgan: Where
is that stupid cat?

[ Gasping]

[ Whispering]:
Quick, close the door.

You got to help me.

Don'’t worry, I know
exactly how to handle this.

Sabrina, have you seen Salem?

Yeah, bottom
cabinet on the right.

[ Salem gasps]