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Oh, geez, Louise!
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It is miserable out there!
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Uh, yeah, but nothing takes
the chill out of your bones
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like a big, ol'’, out of control
office Christmas party.
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Welcome, merry revelers.
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Okay, well, I guess
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the hanukkah party
was the one to be at.
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But this could be fun, too.
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Where is everyone?
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Well, folks at this magazine'’s
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aren'’t really into
the officeparties.
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Olive?
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Hey, roxie, where are you going?
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Sabrina, the donnerparty
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was better than this
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with better food.
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Well, come on, we'’re here.
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We can still have a good time.
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I mean, there'’s gingerbread,
there'’s Christmas music
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and we still have 48
minutes on the meter.
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Well, party hearty, ladies.
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I'’m heading off with Cole and
James to my time share condo
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for a little
Christmas carousing.
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And, yes, we might
get a little blitzened.
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Let'’s face it; The
holidays are a letdown
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always have been.
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Not for me.
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Christmas as a kid
was so much fun.
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Skating on the pond...
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Sipping mulled
cider by the fire.
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Watching dad passed
out on the couch.
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Too much eggnog?
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No. Mom decked him.
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Well, miss humbug
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this year the only decking
that'’s going to happen
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is the halls.
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You know...
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♪ Fa-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
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Or, um...
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[ To the tune of "jingle
bells"]: ♪ arf-arf-arf...
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Stop!
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Boy, all this talk
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of Christmas
Carols and eggnog...
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Dysfunctional parents...
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It really makes
me miss my family.
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Well, you know
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this Christmas we
can be our own family.
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Yeah, we'’ll go home
and decorate the tree
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and hang our stockings
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and we should probably
do the Thanksgiving dishes.
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Well, it looks like my
posse'’s bailed on me.
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Say, do you buffalo gals
want to come out tonight?
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Uh, i'’m sorry; Are you
inviting us to a saloon?
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No, i'’ve got this
condo for the holidays
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and Cole and James
just bailed on me.
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I Don'’t suppose you
ladies would be interested
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in a little winter getaway?
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Condo'’s got a hot tub.
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That could be fun.
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Excuse me, Sabrina.
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The last thing
that we want to do
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is go freeze our butts
off on some mountain.
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Mountain?
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No, no. The condo'’s in Miami.
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Miami! florida?
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America?
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80 degrees and sunny.
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♪ Going to Miami.
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♪ Life'’s changing around me,
and i'’m gonna make it mine ♪
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♪ i'’m reaching out and
living by my rules... ♪
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♪ Time'’s moving way too fast ♪
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♪ I wanna make it last...
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♪ '’cause i'’m out
on my own now ♪
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♪ and I like the way it feels.
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♪ We are in Miami.
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Okay, ladies
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I think you got the
Miami song down.
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Oh, Leonard, this
place is incredible.
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Yeah.
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Awesome. Thank you so
much for inviting us here.
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It'’s so sweet of you.
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There are locks on the
bedroom doors, right?
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[ Chuckles]: All
right, you got the, uh
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stereo, you got
the TV, DVD, VCR.
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Oh, and here'’s
the video collection.
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Remember people be kind, rewind.
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Look, roxie, nothing puts
you in a christmasy mood
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like it'’s a wonderful life.
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Right, but this is es
una vida esplendida.
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Oh, but it'’s still
conjimmy Stewart.
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Okay, '’cause
this is a time share
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there'’s a few house rules.
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Log all your phone calls,
Don'’t touch the thermostat
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no fluids on the furniture
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and keep out of the kitchen.
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Other than that, let your
hair down, enjoy yourself.
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Whoa, there'’s no pets here.
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Uh, well, you could
have told me that
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when you picked us up.
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What did you think I had
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in the airhold carrier?
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Oh, I thought it was
some feminine thing...
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And you needed to vent it.
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Sabrina, these resort condos
always have kennels for pets.
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Fine. I'’ll put him in a kennel.
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Hey, Salem, Don'’t
give me that look.
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You'’re the one that
talked me into bringing you.
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Oh...
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I read this book,
the cat whisperer.
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Well, I am going to change
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and then go lounge by the pool.
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Which outfit would make
you flirt with me more?
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The red one gets my blood going.
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Green it is.
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Great. This whole place
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looks like Santa'’s village.
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Roxie, it'’s Christmas time.
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In Boston, in
Florida, everywhere.
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Well, except in parts
of the middle east
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where, ironically,
it all started.
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I'’ll just stay here and read.
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No, come on. Come down
to the pool and enjoy yourself.
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All right, but just because
it'’s too stuffy up here.
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You'’re warm? Hey, no problemo.
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Check out this
state-of-the-art ceiling fan.
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You got updraft,
downdraft, cross breeze...
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Oh, no.
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♪ Joy to the world,
the lord is come ♪
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♪ let earth receive her king
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you know, if I didn'’t
know any better
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i'’d say you were getting
into the Christmas spirit.
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Maybe.
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Come on, you can'’t tell me
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that baritone in
the board shorts
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isn'’t bringing some
joy to your world.
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Guys, there'’s going
to be a beauty contest.
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I may be the next
"miss wet Christmas."
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"Wet Christmas"?
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I Don'’t know who
should be more offended
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women, or Irving Berlin.
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Huh.
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I thought once they
tore down that wall
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there was no more Irving Berlin.
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You know, Morgan
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I think i'’m finally getting
roxie into the Christmas spirit.
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Oh! Speaking of which
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I forgot to get her a present.
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Let'’s see what
they have over here.
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[ Gasps]
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Wow, looks like Santa'’s
been summering at the gym.
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Hmm...
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Let'’s go see if
he'’s naughty or nice.
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Hi, i'’m Morgan.
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Hello, Morgan.
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What do you want for Christmas?
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Let'’s see.
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A BMW five series would be nice
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maybe some six-karat earrings.
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[ Sneezes]
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Ooh, gee, thanks.
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I Don'’t remember
asking for the flu.
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I'’m sorry.
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Is that real fur?
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I think Santa'’s
allergic to your clothes.
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Oh... well, that'’s too bad.
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I'’ll go change.
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Aren'’t you next?
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Uh, yeah, but you
know, not that i'’m up here
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I feel kind of silly.
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Hey, hey, back off, sister!
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Have you been a good girl?
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Well, I gave some
money to charity.
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I volunteered at a shelter...
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Oh, okay. Back in April
I looked at the answers
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before I did a crossword puzzle
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and then I acted all smart.
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Why Don'’t you take
a break, sweetie?
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Maybe some guys want
to sit on Mrs. Claus'’ lap.
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Sabrina, do you have any...?
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Oh, my god.
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Mom. mom?
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Oh...
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Sweetheart.
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It'’s so good to see you.
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Why didn'’t you tell me
you were out of prison?
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I'’m guessing
hallmark doesn'’t make
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a card for that occasion.
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Uh, listen, I wanted
to get back on my feet
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before I saw you
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so Zach and I took this job
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playing Santa
at all the resorts.
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Oh, meet Zach, my boyfriend.
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Nice to meet you.
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I'’m crazy about your mom.
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She, she stole my heart.
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And then she pawned
it, right? Whoa.
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Uh, two santas in one family?
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What are the odds?
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Roxie
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you have every right to
feel the way you do about me
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but i'’ve changed,
I really have.
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Right, and the
check'’s in the mail
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and the dog ate my homework
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and apple-cinnamon
candles make a great gift.
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Roxie!
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That didn'’t go the way I hoped.
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Well, she'’s just kind
of shocked to see you.
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And at least now you know
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not to get her an
apple-cinnamon candle.
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No, I can'’t blame her.
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I was really a
pretty lousymother.
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Don'’t worry; I'’ll talk to her.
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You know, by this time tomorrow
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you guys will be
swapping outfits.
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Well...
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Maybe not thatoutfit.
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Be a good kitty and keep quiet.
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We Don'’t cotton to any
troublemakers around here.
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Hi.
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Oh...
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Hey, look who dropped
by unexpectedly.
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It'’s candi, who paid
her debt to society
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and is now trying to win back
the affection of her daughter
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during this most
forgiving of seasons.
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Sabrina...
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Well, hello, there.
Welcome to my crib.
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Oh, thank you.
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It'’s very nice.
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Well, make yourself comfortable.
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But Don'’t touch anything.
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I'’m losing the
sun on the balcony.
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I'’m going back
down to the pool.
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Oh, hi.
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Are the rockettes
playing here? No, no, no.
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This is candi, roxie'’s mom.
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Oh...
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It'’s so nice to meet you.
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Listen, i'’m a designer
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and i'’d be glad to put
together a new look for you.
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You know, now that
you'’re out of the "big house."
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We'’ll stay away from
stripes and jumpsuits.
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[ Chuckles]: You must be Morgan.
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And I must be going.
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The sun waits for no man.
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You know what
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I think i'’m going to
go down to the pool.
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Oh, come on, roxie,
stay and talk to your mom.
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Sorry, it'’s just not the same
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without two phones
and a plexiglas window.
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♪ We wish you a
merry Christmas ♪
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♪ we wish you a
merry Christmas... ♪
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Hey, how about that?
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Room service
delivers holiday cheer.
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I get the feeling she'’s
trying to avoid me.
255
00:09:06,827 --> 00:09:09,448
Funny, I didn'’t
know you hadfeelings.
256
00:09:09,517 --> 00:09:10,758
♪ ...merry Christmas
257
00:09:10,827 --> 00:09:12,275
♪ we wish you a merry... ♪
258
00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:14,275
Come on, roxie, it'’s Christmas.
259
00:09:14,344 --> 00:09:16,275
This is the perfect
time to work things out.
260
00:09:16,344 --> 00:09:18,793
Sabrina, why is this
so important to you?
261
00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:20,310
You want to know why?
262
00:09:20,379 --> 00:09:22,424
Because your mom'’s
family, and at least she'’s here.
263
00:09:22,448 --> 00:09:24,034
Some of us Don'’t
have that, roxie.
264
00:09:24,103 --> 00:09:26,413
You know, I have great
Christmas memories with my mom
265
00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:27,413
but unfortunately
266
00:09:27,482 --> 00:09:28,862
I can'’t be with her right now.
267
00:09:28,931 --> 00:09:30,379
Don'’t you get it?
268
00:09:30,448 --> 00:09:32,251
My mom'’s the reason i'’m
trying to block out the holiday.
269
00:09:32,275 --> 00:09:35,517
Wait, sweetheart, please,
come here and sit down.
270
00:09:35,586 --> 00:09:37,689
Come on.
271
00:09:37,758 --> 00:09:40,172
[ Sighs]
272
00:09:40,241 --> 00:09:42,482
Is this about the
used gifts again?
273
00:09:42,551 --> 00:09:43,896
It wasn'’t just the gifts.
274
00:09:43,965 --> 00:09:46,758
Do you realize we never
even had a real Christmas?
275
00:09:46,827 --> 00:09:48,551
Other families went ice skating
276
00:09:48,620 --> 00:09:49,931
or sipped mulled cider.
277
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,586
Ooh! We Don'’t
have any mulled cider
278
00:09:51,655 --> 00:09:53,793
but the last tenants left
a bottle of grape juice
279
00:09:53,862 --> 00:09:54,793
that'’s going bad.
280
00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,137
Sweetheart...
281
00:09:56,206 --> 00:09:58,275
What did you expect?
282
00:09:58,344 --> 00:10:00,034
Your dad up and left me.
283
00:10:00,103 --> 00:10:03,000
I was scrimping just
to make ends meet.
284
00:10:03,068 --> 00:10:04,275
Mom, look up "scrimping."
285
00:10:04,344 --> 00:10:06,103
It doesn'’t involve
high-speed chases.
286
00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:07,172
Goodbye.
287
00:10:07,241 --> 00:10:08,413
[ Sighs]
288
00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:10,551
♪ ...and a happy new year
289
00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:12,068
♪ good tidings...
290
00:10:12,137 --> 00:10:13,862
You know, that
song has 11 verses
291
00:10:13,931 --> 00:10:16,241
so you might as well
stay and work things out.
292
00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:17,827
You know, it'’s never too late
293
00:10:17,896 --> 00:10:20,137
to start to make
goodchristmas memories.
294
00:10:20,206 --> 00:10:21,769
Hey, Leonard, let'’s
go down to the pool.
295
00:10:21,793 --> 00:10:23,689
No, I still got to
work on the fan.
296
00:10:23,758 --> 00:10:26,103
Uh, the gift shop is selling
Miami viceaction figures.
297
00:10:26,172 --> 00:10:27,689
Hmm... I did break
my "Crockett."
298
00:10:27,758 --> 00:10:28,689
Okay.
299
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:29,758
All right.
300
00:10:29,793 --> 00:10:32,000
Well, you know, you
guys just give it a try.
301
00:10:32,068 --> 00:10:34,517
Go back to the beginning
and try to hash it out
302
00:10:34,586 --> 00:10:36,275
but just Don'’t
go back too far...
303
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,517
This is a time share.
304
00:10:39,724 --> 00:10:41,827
Hey, what happened to the...?
305
00:10:41,896 --> 00:10:43,310
♪ ...your kin
306
00:10:43,379 --> 00:10:47,275
♪ good tidings for Christmas
and a happy new year ♪
307
00:10:49,241 --> 00:10:52,448
And now our costume
competition continues
308
00:10:52,517 --> 00:10:56,241
with contestant number
eight, Morgan Cavanaugh.
309
00:10:56,310 --> 00:10:57,241
[ Applause]
310
00:10:57,310 --> 00:10:58,241
That'’s a cute get-up, babe
311
00:10:58,310 --> 00:11:00,000
but what'’s the Christmas theme?
312
00:11:00,068 --> 00:11:01,896
I'’m Vixen.
313
00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:02,896
Hey.
314
00:11:02,965 --> 00:11:03,965
[ Applause]
315
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000
I'’m looking for a
nice gift for my friend.
316
00:11:06,068 --> 00:11:08,034
You know, something
earthy, organic...
317
00:11:08,103 --> 00:11:09,896
But definitely not
apple cinnamon.
318
00:11:09,965 --> 00:11:11,172
Hey, Sabrina.
319
00:11:11,241 --> 00:11:13,586
Oh, hey, roxie, i'’m
just looking for a gift
320
00:11:13,655 --> 00:11:15,700
for myself, you know,
because i'’m worth it, darn it.
321
00:11:15,724 --> 00:11:16,758
[ Nervous laugh]
322
00:11:16,827 --> 00:11:18,182
So, how did things
go with your mom?
323
00:11:18,206 --> 00:11:19,275
We talked things out.
324
00:11:19,344 --> 00:11:20,931
Actually, we
yelled things out...
325
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,241
But it ended really well
326
00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:24,724
and for once when she
hugged me good-bye
327
00:11:24,793 --> 00:11:27,137
it wasn'’t to use me
as a human shield.
328
00:11:27,206 --> 00:11:31,413
Hey, a human shield
is just a hug facing out.
329
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:32,827
Well, i'’ve got to hit the hay.
330
00:11:32,896 --> 00:11:35,034
I need my beauty sleep
for the finals tomorrow.
331
00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:36,206
Yeah, I need a shower...
332
00:11:36,275 --> 00:11:37,827
Rinse off some of this chlorine.
333
00:11:37,896 --> 00:11:40,355
You guys go on up. I'’m going
to pick out a present for my mom.
334
00:11:40,379 --> 00:11:42,059
Hey, thanks for helping
us patch things up.
335
00:11:42,931 --> 00:11:44,103
I thought it was impossible
336
00:11:44,172 --> 00:11:45,206
but you made it happen.
337
00:11:45,275 --> 00:11:47,724
You know, that'’s what
the Christmas spirit
338
00:11:47,793 --> 00:11:50,689
is all about... it'’s
about helping people
339
00:11:50,758 --> 00:11:51,931
not presents.
340
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,907
But in case you'’re still
looking, i'’m a size two.
341
00:11:53,931 --> 00:11:56,241
You brokered a reunion
between roxie and her mother?
342
00:11:57,275 --> 00:11:58,586
I am impressed.
343
00:11:58,655 --> 00:12:00,379
Yeah.
344
00:12:00,448 --> 00:12:01,931
They should send you to work out
345
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,206
that whole midwest crisis.
346
00:12:03,275 --> 00:12:04,310
It'’s useless, Morgan.
347
00:12:04,379 --> 00:12:06,448
The dakotas will
never get back together.
348
00:12:08,758 --> 00:12:10,965
[ Grunting]
349
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,931
This poster has never
been put to better use.
350
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,620
Don'’t worry, fellows.
351
00:12:15,689 --> 00:12:17,310
I'’ll contact Bob barker.
352
00:12:17,379 --> 00:12:18,862
He'’ll get you out of here.
353
00:12:22,068 --> 00:12:23,758
Whew.
354
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:24,655
[ Evil laugh]
355
00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:28,517
Time to mellow out.
356
00:12:28,586 --> 00:12:31,379
I'’ll put on some
Luther vandross, and...
357
00:12:31,448 --> 00:12:33,689
Oh... my god.
358
00:12:35,068 --> 00:12:37,413
Everything is gone.
359
00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:40,448
What happened?
360
00:12:40,517 --> 00:12:43,379
I think maybe roxie'’s
mom stole Christmas?
361
00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:50,310
Yeah, I must'’ve
misjudged candi.
362
00:12:50,379 --> 00:12:52,758
She seemed like she
wanted to turn over a new leaf.
363
00:12:52,827 --> 00:12:54,724
Instead, she turned
over the whole condo.
364
00:12:54,793 --> 00:12:56,517
Well, Don'’t just
stand there, Leonard.
365
00:12:56,586 --> 00:12:58,137
Start videotaping
what was stolen.
366
00:12:58,206 --> 00:13:00,482
You know, Sabrina,
this is all your fault.
367
00:13:00,551 --> 00:13:01,689
The time-share rules
368
00:13:01,758 --> 00:13:02,862
are very clear.
369
00:13:02,931 --> 00:13:05,413
No smoking, no pets, no felons!
370
00:13:05,482 --> 00:13:07,620
We should call the police.
371
00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:09,413
Wait, wait, wait,
wait. Roxie'’s going
372
00:13:09,482 --> 00:13:10,344
to be devastated.
373
00:13:10,413 --> 00:13:11,793
Maybe I can get our stuff back
374
00:13:11,862 --> 00:13:12,931
before roxie finds out.
375
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,034
I think she'’ll catch on
376
00:13:14,103 --> 00:13:16,379
when she has to brush
her teeth with her finger.
377
00:13:16,448 --> 00:13:18,000
I got to go talk to candi.
378
00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:19,172
Hey, guys, what'’s new?
379
00:13:19,241 --> 00:13:20,344
Not a thing. Uh...
380
00:13:20,413 --> 00:13:21,933
But i'’ll tell you
what'’s getting old.
381
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,562
The food at the
midnight buffet. Got to go.
382
00:13:23,586 --> 00:13:24,758
But it'’s only, like, 11:00.
383
00:13:24,827 --> 00:13:27,172
Well, then we can be there
when the countdown starts
384
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:28,758
for the giant
cheese ball to drop.
385
00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:34,862
Sabrina, the food hasn'’t
even been put out yet.
386
00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:36,931
Or... someone got
their money'’s worth
387
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,862
out of the
all-you-can-eat buffet.
388
00:13:40,206 --> 00:13:42,000
Oh, okay, you go distract roxie.
389
00:13:42,068 --> 00:13:43,103
Okay.
390
00:13:43,172 --> 00:13:44,206
How?
391
00:13:44,275 --> 00:13:46,241
Haven'’t you ever
distracted anyone before?
392
00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:48,586
Yeah, but I Don'’t think
she'’s going to fall for
393
00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:50,275
the "oops, my
strap broke" trick.
394
00:13:50,344 --> 00:13:51,689
Well, it'’s worth a shot.
395
00:13:51,758 --> 00:13:52,931
Now, Leonard.
396
00:13:55,344 --> 00:13:56,586
All I want to know is
397
00:13:56,655 --> 00:13:58,965
where were you
between the hours of...?
398
00:13:59,034 --> 00:14:01,241
Well, I Don'’t know, because
you stole my watch, too.
399
00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:02,758
This is ridiculous.
400
00:14:02,827 --> 00:14:06,241
Your boyfriend here is accusing
me of ripping-off your condo.
401
00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:09,137
Uh, well, we'’ll get back to the
disturbing boyfriend comment
402
00:14:09,206 --> 00:14:10,034
in a minute
403
00:14:10,103 --> 00:14:11,551
but our condo was robbed.
404
00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:14,103
You'’re calling me a thief?!
405
00:14:14,172 --> 00:14:16,793
How about, um, "merchandise
relocation engineer"?
406
00:14:16,862 --> 00:14:17,862
Oh, come on.
407
00:14:17,931 --> 00:14:19,379
When you were up there earlier
408
00:14:19,448 --> 00:14:20,965
I saw you eyeing my humidifier.
409
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:23,827
[ Whining]: It was a graduation
present and I want it back.
410
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,103
Hey, what'’s going on?
411
00:14:25,172 --> 00:14:26,517
Oh, nothing.
412
00:14:26,586 --> 00:14:29,517
I'’m just having a nightcap
and being falsely accused.
413
00:14:29,586 --> 00:14:30,793
Your friends think that
414
00:14:30,862 --> 00:14:32,137
your mom ripped-off your condo.
415
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:33,379
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
416
00:14:33,448 --> 00:14:35,008
Now you'’re putting
words in my mouth...
417
00:14:35,068 --> 00:14:37,448
By coincidence, they'’re the
very words I was going to use.
418
00:14:37,517 --> 00:14:39,724
Roxie, I swear, I
didn'’t steal anything.
419
00:14:39,793 --> 00:14:41,206
I Don'’t do that anymore!
420
00:14:41,275 --> 00:14:43,344
Well, mom, it'’s
just like old times.
421
00:14:43,413 --> 00:14:45,344
Thanks for
disappointing me again.
422
00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:49,586
I hope you'’re satisfied.
423
00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:52,793
Yeah, nice going.
424
00:14:52,862 --> 00:14:55,586
What is this, "walk away
from Sabrina night"?
425
00:14:55,655 --> 00:14:56,655
I'’m just curious.
426
00:14:56,689 --> 00:14:59,103
Why would that boyfriend
comment be disturbing?
427
00:14:59,172 --> 00:15:00,103
[ Sighs]
428
00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:01,448
Not the right time. Gotcha.
429
00:15:01,517 --> 00:15:03,206
You know, Leonard,
maybe I was wrong.
430
00:15:03,275 --> 00:15:04,827
I mean, I was
just trying to help
431
00:15:04,896 --> 00:15:06,862
but now roxie hates
candi, candi hates me.
432
00:15:06,931 --> 00:15:09,000
Yep, i'’ve managed
to destroy Christmas
433
00:15:09,068 --> 00:15:10,517
for just about everybody!
434
00:15:10,586 --> 00:15:12,172
♪ Oh, bring us a figgy pudding
435
00:15:12,241 --> 00:15:13,344
♪ oh, bring us...
436
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,206
For crying out loud,
learn another song!
437
00:15:17,344 --> 00:15:18,758
[ Chuckling mischievously]
438
00:15:19,862 --> 00:15:21,517
Salem, what are you doing here?
439
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:23,000
I busted out of that kennel.
440
00:15:23,068 --> 00:15:24,586
They treated us like animals.
441
00:15:24,655 --> 00:15:26,310
Sorry I had to put you in there.
442
00:15:26,379 --> 00:15:28,103
You know, if it'’s
any consolation
443
00:15:28,172 --> 00:15:30,482
things aren'’t so good
on the outside either.
444
00:15:30,551 --> 00:15:31,793
We were robbed.
445
00:15:31,862 --> 00:15:33,448
Robbed? Who did it?
446
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:35,157
I Don'’t know, but it
would be really cool
447
00:15:35,206 --> 00:15:37,206
if it was roxie'’s mom
since I already accused her.
448
00:15:37,275 --> 00:15:40,310
I'’ll help you solve the
crime if you let me stay here.
449
00:15:40,379 --> 00:15:41,517
Fine.
450
00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:43,620
But you have to hide
when Leonard'’s around.
451
00:15:43,689 --> 00:15:45,482
Cat dander gives
him a full body rash.
452
00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:46,620
Deal!
453
00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:49,551
So, detective spellman,
maybe we should use
454
00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:52,896
what psychic investigators
call "retrocognition."
455
00:15:52,965 --> 00:15:54,448
Or we use what witches call
456
00:15:54,517 --> 00:15:56,689
"going back in time
to see who did it."
457
00:15:56,758 --> 00:16:01,068
Okay, let'’s see what was
going on here a few hours ago.
458
00:16:01,137 --> 00:16:04,000
Ooh. It'’s a good thing I
learned how to drive a stick.
459
00:16:04,068 --> 00:16:05,655
[ Bell dings]
460
00:16:05,724 --> 00:16:07,689
[ Whimpering]
461
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,586
I think you went
back a little too far.
462
00:16:09,655 --> 00:16:11,413
Relax, Salem,
they'’re herbivores.
463
00:16:11,482 --> 00:16:13,620
When then throw them
someone named herb
464
00:16:13,689 --> 00:16:15,068
and let'’s get out of here!
465
00:16:15,137 --> 00:16:16,862
[ Bell dings]
466
00:16:17,931 --> 00:16:20,517
Okay, now we'’re closer.
467
00:16:20,586 --> 00:16:22,586
Uh, should I hide?
468
00:16:22,655 --> 00:16:24,724
Okay.
469
00:16:24,793 --> 00:16:27,689
Let'’s get out of here
before he pulls a full Leonard.
470
00:16:27,758 --> 00:16:28,758
[ Bell dings]
471
00:16:29,551 --> 00:16:30,896
Is he gone?
472
00:16:30,965 --> 00:16:32,172
All clear.
473
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,137
And we'’re here.
474
00:16:34,206 --> 00:16:36,000
I think we have our culprit.
475
00:16:36,068 --> 00:16:38,379
It'’s Oscar De la hoya!
476
00:16:38,448 --> 00:16:40,896
[ Sabrina gasps]
477
00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:42,689
It'’s Zach!
478
00:16:42,758 --> 00:16:44,655
[ Singsong]: And he'’s
taking Leonard'’s TV...
479
00:16:44,724 --> 00:16:47,689
He'’s stealing the
VCR and the DVD...
480
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,793
The stereo with the mp3...
481
00:16:49,862 --> 00:16:54,275
Why that rotten ol'’
Zach even stole the tp.
482
00:16:54,344 --> 00:16:56,241
Keep that up and
you'’re going to be
483
00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:58,068
the cat in the hat went splat.
484
00:16:58,137 --> 00:16:59,275
Cheer up.
485
00:16:59,344 --> 00:17:00,827
You got your criminal.
486
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,000
Mystery solved.
487
00:17:02,068 --> 00:17:03,517
It'’s not that simple.
488
00:17:03,586 --> 00:17:07,034
I can'’t exactly tell roxie
how I know Zach did it.
489
00:17:07,103 --> 00:17:08,862
I have to show her proof.
490
00:17:08,931 --> 00:17:11,379
Yeah. Good luck.
491
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:14,206
Tell me what you think of
this plan... I just came up with it.
492
00:17:14,275 --> 00:17:17,448
Well, actually, I saw it on
an old episode of Columbo.
493
00:17:17,517 --> 00:17:20,103
As soon as the judges
tally up their results
494
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:22,344
we'’ll have our new
miss wet Christmas.
495
00:17:22,413 --> 00:17:24,827
[ Applause]
496
00:17:24,896 --> 00:17:26,000
How did I do?
497
00:17:26,068 --> 00:17:27,103
You know
498
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:28,452
I have to hand it
to you, Morgan.
499
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:29,872
I never thought
gargling was a talent
500
00:17:29,896 --> 00:17:31,044
but you really pulled it off.
501
00:17:31,068 --> 00:17:32,862
It'’s a gift.
502
00:17:32,931 --> 00:17:34,137
Hey, i'’ll tell you what.
503
00:17:34,206 --> 00:17:35,448
Why Don'’t I videotape you
504
00:17:35,517 --> 00:17:37,000
when they announce the winner.
505
00:17:37,068 --> 00:17:38,137
Oh, darn!
506
00:17:38,206 --> 00:17:40,344
I left the video
camera upstairs!
507
00:17:40,413 --> 00:17:42,044
Sabrina, we have one
thing that isn'’t stolen
508
00:17:42,068 --> 00:17:43,148
and you leave it in the room?
509
00:17:43,172 --> 00:17:45,000
I'’ll tell you what, Morgan.
510
00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:46,620
You know what? If you win
511
00:17:46,689 --> 00:17:48,872
i'’ll go get the video camera
and we'’ll reenact your victory.
512
00:17:48,896 --> 00:17:49,931
Okay.
513
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,620
But I get final approval
on who plays me.
514
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,689
Hey, candi, where'’s Zach?
515
00:17:55,758 --> 00:17:59,517
Why, you got something
you want to blame him for?
516
00:17:59,586 --> 00:18:01,241
Just come with
me. Roxie, you too.
517
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:02,620
What'’s going on? You'’ll see.
518
00:18:02,689 --> 00:18:05,206
Hey, Leonard, you want
to help me nab the perp?
519
00:18:05,275 --> 00:18:07,586
I'’ll come with you,
but i'’m not going to be
520
00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:10,413
part of your whole crime
fighting SWAT team shtick.
521
00:18:10,482 --> 00:18:11,758
Freeze, scuzzball!
522
00:18:11,827 --> 00:18:13,413
So, what'’s the big revelation?
523
00:18:13,482 --> 00:18:14,586
I... I Don'’t get it.
524
00:18:14,655 --> 00:18:16,620
I thought for sure
he'’d come up here
525
00:18:16,689 --> 00:18:18,172
to steal the video camera.
526
00:18:18,241 --> 00:18:19,344
Who, Zach?
527
00:18:19,413 --> 00:18:20,827
Zach?
528
00:18:20,896 --> 00:18:22,034
Are you kidding me?
529
00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:24,379
Zach is one of the most
decent men i'’ve ever met.
530
00:18:24,448 --> 00:18:25,655
[ Man sneezing]
531
00:18:25,724 --> 00:18:27,344
[ Sniffling]
532
00:18:27,413 --> 00:18:29,689
Oh, stupid cat.
533
00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:30,931
Ah, here'’s your proof.
534
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:31,931
I Don'’t believe this.
535
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:32,931
This is an invasion.
536
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,103
I feel totally violated.
537
00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:36,137
How could you bring
that cat back in here?
538
00:18:36,206 --> 00:18:38,000
Uh, Leonard, bigger issues.
539
00:18:39,172 --> 00:18:42,931
You... actually let them think
540
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,931
that idid it?
541
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,724
You can'’t treat
my mom like this.
542
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,275
She'’s way too good for you.
543
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,586
Oh, come on, she'’s just
bitter that I beat her to it.
544
00:18:50,655 --> 00:18:51,655
Wrong, loser.
545
00:18:51,689 --> 00:18:53,275
She'’s through with that life.
546
00:18:53,344 --> 00:18:55,068
Yeah. And i'’m through with you.
547
00:18:55,137 --> 00:18:56,137
Look at this.
548
00:18:56,206 --> 00:18:57,689
The two of you side by side
549
00:18:57,758 --> 00:19:00,344
intimidating some creep
who stole all our stuff.
550
00:19:00,413 --> 00:19:02,413
This is what
Christmas is all about.
551
00:19:02,482 --> 00:19:03,827
All right, all right.
552
00:19:03,896 --> 00:19:05,137
I'’ll give you back your stuff.
553
00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:11,172
♪ We won'’t go
until we get some ♪
554
00:19:11,241 --> 00:19:12,310
♪ we won'’t go... ♪
555
00:19:12,379 --> 00:19:15,344
I'’m guessing they won'’t
go until they get some.
556
00:19:15,413 --> 00:19:17,000
So, uh, anybody got some?
557
00:19:22,241 --> 00:19:24,068
You know, nothing
says Christmas Eve
558
00:19:24,137 --> 00:19:26,827
like warming my toes in
front of a picture of a fire.
559
00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:28,896
I propose a toast.
560
00:19:28,965 --> 00:19:32,068
To Sabrina, who
restored my good name.
561
00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:33,689
To Sabrina. To Sabrina.
562
00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:35,517
And to a condo filled
with attractive babes.
563
00:19:36,655 --> 00:19:39,000
I'’m not helping myself, am I?
564
00:19:39,068 --> 00:19:42,103
Oh, and to our new
miss wet Christmas.
565
00:19:42,172 --> 00:19:44,172
Sorry we didn'’t videotape
you being crowned.
566
00:19:44,241 --> 00:19:46,172
Oh, that'’s okay. I
wasn'’t actually crowned.
567
00:19:46,241 --> 00:19:48,241
Is this more like
the kind of Christmas
568
00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:50,172
you were thinking
about, sweetheart?
569
00:19:50,241 --> 00:19:51,344
Yeah, kind of.
570
00:19:51,413 --> 00:19:52,517
But being in Florida
571
00:19:52,586 --> 00:19:54,106
it doesn'’t really
feel like Christmas.
572
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,724
Hey, look, it'’s snowing.
573
00:20:00,793 --> 00:20:02,034
What? snowing? No way.
574
00:20:02,103 --> 00:20:03,551
Snowing? Are you kidding?
575
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,655
Oh, my gosh!
576
00:20:04,724 --> 00:20:07,931
Oh, it is snowing.
577
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
Hey, roxie, you know
how you'’ve always wanted
578
00:20:10,068 --> 00:20:11,517
to go ice skating with your mom?
579
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:12,827
Look, the pool'’s frozen.
580
00:20:12,896 --> 00:20:13,965
♪ ...merry Christmas
581
00:20:14,034 --> 00:20:17,310
♪ we wish you a
merry Christmas ♪
582
00:20:17,379 --> 00:20:19,689
♪ and a happy new
year [ Yelling, laughing]
583
00:20:19,758 --> 00:20:22,413
♪ Good tidings we bring to
you and your...♪[ Yelling happily]
584
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:24,896
Now that is the very
picture of Christmas.
585
00:20:24,965 --> 00:20:28,172
Watching them makes me want
to do something christmassy.
586
00:20:28,241 --> 00:20:30,413
You know, we haven'’t
tried the hot tub yet.
587
00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:31,965
Tell you what, Leonard.
588
00:20:32,034 --> 00:20:34,379
When that freezes
over, count me in.
589
00:20:39,931 --> 00:20:41,251
You know, roxie,
I still feel bad.
590
00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:42,793
I never had time to
buy you a present.
591
00:20:42,862 --> 00:20:44,182
You gave me the
best present ever.
592
00:20:44,241 --> 00:20:46,413
The chance to go ice
skating with my mom.
593
00:20:46,482 --> 00:20:47,965
Oh, actually
594
00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:49,689
that was from both of us.
595
00:20:49,758 --> 00:20:50,931
Oh, guys, I almost forgot.
596
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,034
Leonard sent us a card.
597
00:20:52,103 --> 00:20:53,620
I get dibs on any cash.
598
00:20:53,689 --> 00:20:55,724
Oh. It'’s a bill.
599
00:20:56,758 --> 00:20:58,310
"Crumbs on the carpet, $12.
600
00:20:58,379 --> 00:21:01,000
"Failure to rewind yule log, $9.
601
00:21:01,068 --> 00:21:03,827
Rubbing lotion on
Morgan... Priceless."
602
00:21:06,758 --> 00:21:11,310
♪ And a happy new year.
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