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Think we got some
great shots here.
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You look pretty
cute in this one.
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Oh... no. Cute is exactly
what i'’m not going for.
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This is for my byline picture.
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This photo has to
make me look super hip.
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Digital cameras are high tech
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but they'’re not magic.
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Magic... you mean, like this.
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Hey!
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I'’m just trying to help.
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Maybe there'’s something
you could do to look more...
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You know, writerly.
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Like what? Smoke a
pipe and grow a beard?
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I am telling you
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he couldn'’t keep
his eyes off of me.
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Fine. Whatever.
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Sabrina: Oh. Well, good morning.
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Look who'’s finally home
from the concert last night.
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So, who are you fighting about?
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The guy selling glow sticks
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or the guy saying,
"please exit to the right."
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The drummer... clive rexford.
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He looked directly at me
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and said, "I want you.
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I need you."
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Those are the words to the song.
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And so, what does Mr. Morgan
Cavanaugh look like?
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Yeah, is he hot?
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What?
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I was just trying to fit in.
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He'’s gorgeous.
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I think.
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We were in the
really cheap seats
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so he looked like an
ant, only with long hair
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and this gothic makeup.
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Huh. Sort of like, honey,
I shrunk Marilyn manson?
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You know what?
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I am going to go and
send him an e-mail.
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Just watch.
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In five minutes, she'’ll ask
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for an English to
British dictionary.
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Come on. We got to pick a photo.
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Ooh. Too dorky.
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Ah, how about this one?
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Too bjorky.
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This?
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Ooh. Too Mickey rourkey.
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Forget it.
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I'’ll just use the picture
that traffic light took of me.
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♪ Life'’s changing around me,
and i'’m gonna make it mine ♪
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♪ i'’m reaching out and
living by my rules... ♪
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♪ Time'’s moving way too fast ♪
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♪ I wanna make it last...
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♪ '’cause i'’m out
on my own now ♪
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♪ and I like the way it feels.
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Morning, guys.
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What'’s the chat?
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Uh, just the usual guy talk.
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Yeah, right now,
we'’re just talking
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about what we'’re looking
for in a serious relationship.
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Really?
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Really. I'’m looking
for a woman with depth.
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A woman of substance.
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I'’m looking for a woman
who just wants to cuddle.
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And i'’m looking
for an explanation
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for this bizarre behavior.
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Hey, what'’s with them?
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Oh, I, uh, set up
webcams around the office.
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I'’m going to edit
the footage down
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and put a "behind the scenes
at scorch" feature on the website.
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My idea.
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I see. Let the
folks at home in on
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all the exciting typing
and photocopying
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that goes on around here?
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I got lots of killer
stuff already.
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I got 20 minutes
of Cole flexing.
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Not that i'’m in to that.
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Hey, lick your
lips a little bit.
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You'’ll look better on camera.
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There'’s a camera
on my desk, too?
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Yours, mine, everybody'’s.
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And... and I would get that mole
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on your neck looked at.
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That'’s a beauty Mark.
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I can'’t work like this.
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Annie, i'’m lodging
an official complaint.
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It'’s about these webcams that
Leonard put on everyone'’s desk.
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I Don'’t want the whole world
watching my every move.
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Ah, Don'’t worry.
Leonard promised
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to cut out all the boring stuff.
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I think you'’re safe.
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Well, how am I supposed
to do my best work
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if i'’m worried
about how I look?
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Well, if you'’re not satisfied
with your appearance, change it.
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Okay, well, if you'’re not going to do
something, then i'’m going to protest.
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Scorchmagazine has no
right to broadcast my image
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without my consent,
and this woman...
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is violating my privacy.
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You'’re shouting
into my lip gloss.
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Oh. "Very Berry."
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It'’s nice.
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Hello.
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Anyway, you would not believe
how everyone around the office
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has been playing
to these webcams.
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I, for one, am not
going to change myself
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for a bunch of
stupid little cameras.
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Now, i'’m a writer
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not a model.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, my fault.
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The waiter outfit fooled me.
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Our society has such
unreasonable standards
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for female beauty.
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You'’re just saying that
because you'’re short.
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I am petite
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and I happen to be
very comfortable with it.
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Excuse me. I have
to go to the restroom.
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Hey, excuse me. Hi.
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Uh, would it help
if I were drowning?
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[ Phone rings]
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Oh, I got a text message.
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It'’s from clive,
that cute drummer.
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He'’s asking me out!
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Someone you'’ve never met
before just e-mailed you for a date?
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I know. I Don'’t like this whole
high-tech dating thing either.
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I mean, call me old fashioned
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but what happened to romance?
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What happened to courtship?
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What happened to pitching woo?
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Ooh, I think he was
traded to the Yankees.
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Hey, Sabrina.
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Morgan.
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Hey.hi.
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Uh, this is Tina.
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Word of warning
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the service here is really slow.
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I'’m sorry, miss.
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Would you like a table? A menu?
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Just a cup of coffee to go.
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Uh, can I get a glass of water?
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I'’ll grind the beans myself.
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Or anything
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heavy to throw at you!
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Is, uh, Tina your girlfriend?
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Uh, no. We'’re just hanging out.
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Oh, yeah? Well, you
said you were looking
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for a woman of substance.
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I guess that
substance is saline.
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Do you have a
problem with my date?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I'’m sure you find her
very easy on the eyes
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and even easier on the brain.
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Meow!
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Where'’s that waiter
with your saucer of milk?
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I'’m all set.
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Nice to meet you.
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Usually.
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Can you believe that guy?
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That was a guy?
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Wow. Very convincing.
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Here to say.
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I asked that drummer,
clive, to be on my radio show
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and he just called
back and asked me out.
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I'’m really sorry, Morgan.
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Looks like destiny has spoken.
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Well, guess what?
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Clive asked me out, too.
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Looks like destiny
has call waiting.
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What?
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Yeah. And he called me first.
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Well, you know what...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Jan, marcia, time out.
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Why Don'’t you guys both
go out with the cute boy
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and see who he likes better?
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Well... okay.
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But i'’m marcia.
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Hey... hey! You know what?
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I have been trying to get
your attention for 20 minutes.
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I'’m sorry. Uh, here.
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Pay the cashier.
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Well, just for that, I am not...
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Going to have a nice day.
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A story...
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A story about what'’s hot.
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I wonder why the number
"one" never caught on.
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You call yourself
a fashion writer?
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Peasant blouses are out!
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The only people
wearing peasant blouses
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are actual peasants!
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Ooh. Stella McCartney,
eat your heart out.
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Wait. I'’m a
writer, not a model.
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Hey, Sabrina. You
got to come see this.
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I got some great
footage at lunch
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of James tweezing his eyebrows.
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Wow, and this is a freewebsite?
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Huh. To think, I almost
didn'’t put a camera
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by that water cooler.
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Water cooler?
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They caught me doing magic.
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Do you realize what this means?
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I Don'’t know.
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Six more weeks of winter?
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I have to get rid
of the evidence.
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Oh! This stupid spell book
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hasn'’t caught up
with technology.
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The best it can do is, "exorcise
a demon-infested atari."
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So? Fix it the
old-fashioned way.
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Have saber-wielding
assassins storm the office
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and hack up the computers.
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Oh! That'’s it.
I'’ll just hack in
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to Leonard'’s computer and
edit it out. Thanks, Salem!
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Hee-hee-hee.
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You know, just for that
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from now on, i'’m going to
check underneath my car
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before I back out
of the driveway.
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[ Doorbell rings]
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[ Both talking at once]
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I mean...
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Who'’s at the doorbell?
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[ Sighs]
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Hi.
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I'’m clive rexford.
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Did... something
happen to clive junior?
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No, no.
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He and the little munchkins
are doing just great.
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I'’ve got photos.
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Wait. You'’re the drummer
from spinster embryo?
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Clive rexford?
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That'’s what it says on me meds.
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Well, you look different up
close without your makeup
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and apparently, your wig.
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So, girls, shall
we go grab a bite?
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You go ahead.
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I Don'’t know.
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I have a lot of hair to wash.
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I made dinner reservations
for three. Don'’t bail on me.
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Uh... uh, all right.Okay.
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Brilliant. Now,
we'’ve got to scurry
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because this coupon'’s
only good till 7:00.
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Okay, let'’s see.
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If I were Leonard'’s computer,
what would my password be?
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Enterprise?
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[ Beeps]
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Umm...
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Lovemeister?
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[ Beeps]
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Sabrina?
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[ Beeps]
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Whoo. Ah, I guess
i'’m just going to have
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to go in and get
it out manually.
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[ Zapping]
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Oh! Ow.
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So much for that beauty Mark.
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I understand the foot thing,
it'’s the hoof that worries me.
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Oh! Here it is. Webcam.
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Ah. Water cooler.
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Male voice: Zoinks!
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Shaggy?
260
00:10:09,724 --> 00:10:11,413
Um, like, at your service
261
00:10:11,482 --> 00:10:12,551
and Scooby-doo.
262
00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:13,931
Scooby-dooby-doo!
263
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,655
What are you guys doing here?
264
00:10:15,724 --> 00:10:16,931
Screen saver.
265
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,275
Hey, can you do me a favor?
266
00:10:18,344 --> 00:10:20,482
Can'’t youget us
off this computer?
267
00:10:20,551 --> 00:10:23,172
Even scoob'’s embarrassed
to be on this dude'’s PC.
268
00:10:23,241 --> 00:10:25,931
Sorry. I Don'’t do windows.
269
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,310
[ Hard drive spins down]
270
00:10:27,379 --> 00:10:29,137
What'’s happening?
271
00:10:29,206 --> 00:10:32,172
We'’re, like, shut
down for the night.
272
00:10:32,241 --> 00:10:34,137
But I Don'’t belong here.
273
00:10:34,206 --> 00:10:36,965
I got to get out!
274
00:10:37,034 --> 00:10:39,172
No!
275
00:10:39,241 --> 00:10:41,103
[ Thud]
276
00:10:48,068 --> 00:10:49,965
Well, what do you know?
277
00:10:50,034 --> 00:10:51,896
Hey, James. Check this out.
278
00:10:54,379 --> 00:10:56,517
♪ Somebody'’s got
a crush on me. ♪
279
00:10:56,586 --> 00:10:59,827
Yeah, but why would that
big, hairy dude from shipping
280
00:10:59,896 --> 00:11:01,724
send you a picture of Sabrina?
281
00:11:03,482 --> 00:11:06,655
I got to say, that
Sabrina'’s pretty cute.
282
00:11:06,724 --> 00:11:08,206
Really.
283
00:11:08,275 --> 00:11:09,803
Well, let'’s see if
you think she'’s cute
284
00:11:09,827 --> 00:11:10,758
if she looked like
285
00:11:10,827 --> 00:11:13,275
old Zeke, the prospector.
286
00:11:17,655 --> 00:11:22,068
No. I like Sabrina
just the way she is.
287
00:11:22,137 --> 00:11:24,689
Though, it never hurts to
have a couple of shoshannas.
288
00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:29,965
Ha-ha!
289
00:11:30,034 --> 00:11:32,068
Well, dang, if you'’re
going to enhance the chest
290
00:11:32,137 --> 00:11:34,000
you might as well
Jack up the rear
291
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,034
and give her a
whole new paint job.
292
00:11:36,103 --> 00:11:37,758
Oh, yeah.
293
00:11:40,103 --> 00:11:41,655
[ Laughing]: Oh, yeah.
294
00:11:41,724 --> 00:11:43,068
Hello!
295
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,689
We are supposed to be
having an editorial meeting
296
00:11:45,758 --> 00:11:47,275
in my office, guys. Let'’s go.
297
00:11:47,344 --> 00:11:48,344
All right.
298
00:11:49,517 --> 00:11:50,551
[ Beep]
299
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,655
Oops.
300
00:12:01,034 --> 00:12:02,275
Oh, no.
301
00:12:02,344 --> 00:12:06,103
Oh, please tell me this is
just really strong hair spray.
302
00:12:11,413 --> 00:12:12,275
Sabrina.
303
00:12:12,344 --> 00:12:14,000
Yeah.
304
00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:15,862
We'’re about to
start the meeting.
305
00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:17,206
Oh, okay.
306
00:12:17,275 --> 00:12:18,931
Oh, I dropped my pencil!
307
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,448
Yeah, it'’s rolling.
308
00:12:20,517 --> 00:12:22,206
Still rolling.
309
00:12:27,103 --> 00:12:28,344
Still rolling!
310
00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:31,862
Hey, while i'’m down
here, you want a pedicure?
311
00:12:33,344 --> 00:12:34,827
Okay, I know I suggested
312
00:12:34,896 --> 00:12:36,620
you change your appearance
313
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,931
but i'’m not sure the
Pamela Anderson look
314
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,241
is the image you want.
315
00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:41,724
Oh, these aren'’t mine.
316
00:12:41,793 --> 00:12:44,000
I'’m, uh, carrying
them for a friend.
317
00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:50,000
Sabrina!
318
00:12:50,068 --> 00:12:51,620
What happened to you?
319
00:12:51,689 --> 00:12:53,275
You'’ve got such big...
320
00:12:53,344 --> 00:12:54,655
Hair.
321
00:12:54,724 --> 00:12:56,620
Yeah, it'’s a new shampoo.
322
00:12:56,689 --> 00:12:58,758
Uh, they say it adds body.
323
00:12:58,827 --> 00:13:00,758
And they'’re not lying.
324
00:13:00,827 --> 00:13:03,103
Yeah, maybe I should
rinse and repeat.
325
00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:13,068
[ Clanking]
326
00:13:14,482 --> 00:13:16,655
Ugh, darn it!
327
00:13:16,724 --> 00:13:20,068
If you'’re here, who'’s cohosting
the country music awards?
328
00:13:20,137 --> 00:13:21,413
Sabrina, we...
329
00:13:21,482 --> 00:13:23,965
Wow! What'’s up with this gown?
330
00:13:24,034 --> 00:13:25,586
Oh, well, uh... roxie
331
00:13:25,655 --> 00:13:28,793
I would expect you,
of all people, to know.
332
00:13:28,862 --> 00:13:32,344
I have adopted this outrageous
look to make a statement about
333
00:13:32,413 --> 00:13:35,448
society'’s unreasonable
expectations of female beauty.
334
00:13:35,517 --> 00:13:39,137
Oh., she'’s telling
women to be prettier.
335
00:13:39,206 --> 00:13:41,689
No, it'’s a feminist protest.
336
00:13:41,758 --> 00:13:44,655
Way to go, sister,
burn your bra!
337
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:45,862
Yeah, well, if I did
338
00:13:45,931 --> 00:13:48,000
you could see the
smoke of Baltimore.
339
00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:50,655
Sabrina, how did
you do all of this?
340
00:13:50,724 --> 00:13:52,862
Uh, mostly wire hangers
and saffron peanuts.
341
00:13:52,931 --> 00:13:54,758
So, how was the date
with the drummer?
342
00:13:54,827 --> 00:13:57,655
Well, clive was old
enough to be my grandfather
343
00:13:57,724 --> 00:14:00,310
and short enough to
be roxie'’s grandfather.
344
00:14:00,379 --> 00:14:02,448
But he turned out to
be a really nice guy.
345
00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:03,517
We have lots of fun
346
00:14:03,586 --> 00:14:06,103
and he gave us free
preview copies of a solo cd.
347
00:14:06,172 --> 00:14:07,586
Yeah, it'’s nothing
but drumming.
348
00:14:07,655 --> 00:14:09,000
It'’s called "ba-rum-bum, shh."
349
00:14:09,068 --> 00:14:11,103
Anyway, clive has this
amazing background
350
00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:13,689
and we thought he'’d be
a great subject for scorch.
351
00:14:13,758 --> 00:14:14,689
I Don'’t know, guys.
352
00:14:14,758 --> 00:14:16,000
[ Phone ringing]
353
00:14:16,068 --> 00:14:18,896
I Don'’t know if there are any
people interested in a story
354
00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:21,482
about a wrinkly old drummer
who'’s gone solo. Hello.
355
00:14:21,551 --> 00:14:23,724
Where the hell did the
pencil roll, poughkeepsie?
356
00:14:23,793 --> 00:14:25,551
Oh, i'’m sorry to
disappear like that
357
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:29,965
but I am hot on the trail
of a great story about...
358
00:14:30,034 --> 00:14:31,310
An old drummer.
359
00:14:32,482 --> 00:14:33,586
I'’ll be in later.
360
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,896
I did myself any deeper,
i'’m going to hit rice.
361
00:14:35,965 --> 00:14:37,527
You wouldn'’t lying;
We already told clive
362
00:14:37,551 --> 00:14:39,871
to meet us at the diner, so
you really canwrite that story.
363
00:14:39,931 --> 00:14:42,103
Guys, I-I really Don'’t
feel like going out like this.
364
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,241
Are you kidding?
365
00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:46,344
If I had a figure like that,
i'’d want to show it off.
366
00:14:46,413 --> 00:14:49,827
Heck, i'’d be married to an
80-year-old billionaire by now.
367
00:14:49,896 --> 00:14:52,103
But we are only
going to the diner.
368
00:14:52,172 --> 00:14:54,092
And frankly, I Don'’t
think they'’re going to get
369
00:14:54,137 --> 00:14:55,724
the political statement
you'’re making.
370
00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:57,482
Okay, well, i'’ll just
change my clothes.
371
00:15:00,379 --> 00:15:01,482
Something wrong, Sabrina?
372
00:15:01,551 --> 00:15:02,931
No, no, no, no, no, roxie!
373
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,206
I cannot give in and
not make a statement.
374
00:15:05,275 --> 00:15:07,448
That'’s just what the
man wants. Let'’s go!
375
00:15:11,517 --> 00:15:14,379
Oh, she'’s got
what the man wants.
376
00:15:18,379 --> 00:15:19,965
I Don'’t see clive.
377
00:15:20,034 --> 00:15:22,034
He must be on his way.
378
00:15:22,103 --> 00:15:23,183
Oh, great, Stan'’s working.
379
00:15:23,241 --> 00:15:24,931
Hope you'’re not in
a hurry to get served.
380
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,068
Good afternoon, miss!
381
00:15:27,137 --> 00:15:30,137
Let me get you a
table right away.
382
00:15:30,206 --> 00:15:32,448
All right, come on, you
guys are done. Let'’s go.
383
00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:35,517
Hup two, hup, two, the Mayo
on your tuna'’s starting to turn.
384
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,965
Ladies?
385
00:15:38,034 --> 00:15:40,034
So, have something to start?
386
00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:42,000
Uh, three lemonades, please.
387
00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:43,965
I'’ll squeeze them myself.
388
00:15:44,034 --> 00:15:45,206
Wow, what got into him?
389
00:15:45,275 --> 00:15:47,344
What got into him
is what got into you.
390
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:50,137
I Don'’t think he'’s getting
the irony of your outfit.
391
00:15:50,206 --> 00:15:53,068
Well, on the upside, he'’s
getting our order... and fast.
392
00:15:53,137 --> 00:15:54,310
H-H-Here we go.
393
00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:55,724
Oh, we didn'’t order lattes.
394
00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:56,827
No, these were sent over.
395
00:15:56,896 --> 00:15:58,379
One from the
gentleman at the counter
396
00:15:58,448 --> 00:15:59,793
another from the
guy by the window
397
00:15:59,862 --> 00:16:01,758
and the third from the
woman in the hard hat.
398
00:16:03,551 --> 00:16:04,827
Cool.
399
00:16:04,896 --> 00:16:06,103
Uh-uh-ub.
400
00:16:06,172 --> 00:16:07,931
For the blonde.
401
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,448
For your information
402
00:16:09,517 --> 00:16:12,137
I am a blonde in here.
403
00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:13,482
You do realize the only reason
404
00:16:13,551 --> 00:16:15,000
you'’re getting
all this free stuff
405
00:16:15,068 --> 00:16:16,413
is because of the way you look?
406
00:16:16,482 --> 00:16:18,379
I know, it'’s an outrage.
407
00:16:20,551 --> 00:16:22,482
What are you doing?
408
00:16:22,551 --> 00:16:26,137
Oh, uh, exploiting,
um, gender politics
409
00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:28,620
to get a free muffin.
410
00:16:29,586 --> 00:16:32,275
Sorry, i'’m late, ladies
411
00:16:32,344 --> 00:16:35,172
but at the last minute, I
realized I had something
412
00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:38,275
in my teeth, so I had to go
back and get the other set.
413
00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:41,724
Now, where'’s that writer?
414
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,034
This is her, Sabrina spellman.
415
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,413
No, no, no, no, no.
416
00:16:44,482 --> 00:16:47,793
I meant the journalist who'’s
going to write that story on me.
417
00:16:47,862 --> 00:16:49,458
Oh, that'’d be me.
So, why Don'’t we start
418
00:16:49,482 --> 00:16:50,931
with a little background
information?
419
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,586
Fine, goldilocks.
420
00:16:52,655 --> 00:16:54,689
I was born in London.
421
00:16:54,758 --> 00:16:58,000
That'’s a big, big
city in england.
422
00:16:58,068 --> 00:17:00,206
Yeah, I know where
London is; I'’ve been there.
423
00:17:00,275 --> 00:17:02,344
Really? Well, were they opening
424
00:17:02,413 --> 00:17:04,793
a trafalgar square
branch of Hooters?
425
00:17:04,862 --> 00:17:06,896
Look, i'’m treating
you like a professional.
426
00:17:06,965 --> 00:17:09,137
I expect you to treat
me like a professional.
427
00:17:09,206 --> 00:17:11,000
Oh, you'’re a professional.
428
00:17:11,068 --> 00:17:13,172
Well, that explains the dress.
429
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,758
That'’s it! You are
way out of line, buddy.
430
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,379
I'’m really sorry, Sabrina.
431
00:17:17,448 --> 00:17:19,172
We had no idea
he'’d be so obnoxious.
432
00:17:19,241 --> 00:17:20,379
Well, I Don'’t know.
433
00:17:20,448 --> 00:17:23,068
Everything sounds so
cute with that accent.
434
00:17:23,137 --> 00:17:24,862
Okay, just because
I have a great body
435
00:17:24,931 --> 00:17:26,965
doesn'’t mean I also
Don'’t have a great brain.
436
00:17:27,034 --> 00:17:28,551
I mean, look at this woman.
437
00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:30,068
It is unfair that she'’s ignored
438
00:17:30,137 --> 00:17:31,517
just because
she'’s not glamorous
439
00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:33,310
and her hair is
limping, lifeless and...
440
00:17:33,379 --> 00:17:35,172
I'’m sure she could
use a little concealer
441
00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:37,241
and some control-top
pantyhose wouldn'’t hurt.
442
00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:38,413
For the love of god, stop!
443
00:17:38,482 --> 00:17:40,275
I'’m so sorry, but you
didn'’t let me finish.
444
00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:42,448
Just because this woman
isn'’t gorgeous doesn'’t mean
445
00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:43,827
she doesn'’t
have a lot to offer.
446
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,336
I mean, we should
stop judging others
447
00:17:45,379 --> 00:17:46,965
by what they look
like on the surface.
448
00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:50,172
It'’s what underneath that
matters, not what'’s... neath!
449
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:56,448
I like you.
450
00:17:56,517 --> 00:17:59,000
When you'’re angry, you jiggle.
451
00:18:01,379 --> 00:18:02,827
Nice speech.
452
00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:06,103
Strident with just a
touch of hyprocrisy.
453
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,724
You'’re right, I owe
you an apology.
454
00:18:07,793 --> 00:18:11,034
I shouldn'’t have assumed you'’re just
dating Tina because she'’s gorgeous.
455
00:18:11,103 --> 00:18:13,413
She probably challenges
you intellectually as well.
456
00:18:13,482 --> 00:18:14,482
Look at that sigh!
457
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,482
They spelled
"dinner" with one "n."
458
00:18:18,068 --> 00:18:19,931
But sometimes if a
book'’s cover says
459
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,586
an idiot'’s guide for dummies
460
00:18:21,655 --> 00:18:23,344
you got to take
it at face value.
461
00:18:26,517 --> 00:18:29,586
Man, I got to get that
llama that shampoo!
462
00:18:31,724 --> 00:18:34,724
Okay, i'’ve had enough of this
Jessica rabbit impersonation.
463
00:18:34,793 --> 00:18:36,827
Oh! I'’m ready to get
back to my old self.
464
00:18:36,896 --> 00:18:38,103
I just wish I knew how.
465
00:18:38,172 --> 00:18:40,448
Oh, Harvey knows his
way around a computer.
466
00:18:40,517 --> 00:18:42,482
He can put you back
the way you were.
467
00:18:42,551 --> 00:18:46,137
But allow me to point out
you look mighty mighty.
468
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,310
Sabrina!
469
00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:52,862
You'’re...
470
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:54,068
Yeah, I know, mighty mighty.
471
00:18:54,137 --> 00:18:56,275
Look, I can'’t stand looking
like this for another day
472
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,482
and you obviously have a
hockey game to get back to.
473
00:18:58,551 --> 00:19:02,206
No, they won'’t miss me;
There was a fight going on.
474
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,000
Oh, so you were hiding
in the penalty box?
475
00:19:04,068 --> 00:19:06,344
They hit so hard.
476
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,724
Anyway, you'’re the one
with the magic powers.
477
00:19:08,793 --> 00:19:11,586
How am I supposed to help you?
478
00:19:11,655 --> 00:19:14,137
Okay i'’m going to
go inside the computer
479
00:19:14,206 --> 00:19:16,310
and you can use photo
treat to get me back to normal.
480
00:19:16,379 --> 00:19:18,551
You positive?
481
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:20,551
This is what i'’m saying.
482
00:19:23,034 --> 00:19:25,517
Okay. Here it goes.
483
00:19:25,586 --> 00:19:29,275
Listen, Harvey, as long as i'’m
in here, I miss the beauty Mark.
484
00:19:29,344 --> 00:19:30,620
Could you put it back?
485
00:19:32,413 --> 00:19:33,517
But you Don'’t understand.
486
00:19:33,586 --> 00:19:36,344
No, I Don'’t. Why did you put
cameras in the men'’s room?
487
00:19:36,413 --> 00:19:38,182
You'’re just lucky we'’re
not getting hit with a lawsuit.
488
00:19:38,206 --> 00:19:40,896
I want all web cams
disconnected immediately
489
00:19:40,965 --> 00:19:44,172
Andi want that limerick
about me erased off the wall.
490
00:19:44,241 --> 00:19:46,172
Fine, get rid of the web cams
491
00:19:46,241 --> 00:19:49,965
but someday you will be
slackjawed in awe of my genius.
492
00:19:53,172 --> 00:19:54,172
Pull!
493
00:19:54,206 --> 00:19:55,965
Thank you.
494
00:19:56,034 --> 00:19:57,172
Oh.
495
00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:00,931
What do you want?
496
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,586
I'’m sure you'’re
probably wondering
497
00:20:02,655 --> 00:20:04,344
why I look so
outrageous yesterday.
498
00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:07,241
Well, actually, I was working
on a story... about body image.
499
00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:08,241
Well, I just assumed
500
00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:09,655
you were trying
to draw attention
501
00:20:09,724 --> 00:20:10,724
away from your writing.
502
00:20:10,758 --> 00:20:11,931
The point is, i'’m back
503
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,206
with my peasant blouse
and sensible shoes.
504
00:20:14,275 --> 00:20:15,413
This is the way I look
505
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,931
and you'’re just going
to have to deal with it.
506
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,586
You were the one
having a hard time.
507
00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:21,310
First the cameras
are freaking you out
508
00:20:21,379 --> 00:20:23,137
then you get all
Dolly-parton up in here
509
00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:25,241
and now you got this
bizarre tattoo going on.
510
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:30,827
Oh, well, you know the peer
pressure at computer camp.
511
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,827
Believe me, working
in the music industry
512
00:20:32,896 --> 00:20:34,655
I have seen far,
far stranger things.
513
00:20:34,724 --> 00:20:36,310
Now, where is
this drummer article
514
00:20:36,379 --> 00:20:37,551
that you'’re so hot about?
515
00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:40,413
Oh.
516
00:20:40,482 --> 00:20:42,827
Oh, I dropped my pencil.
517
00:20:42,896 --> 00:20:45,482
Oh, it'’s still rolling!
518
00:20:45,551 --> 00:20:47,310
Still rolling.
519
00:20:53,172 --> 00:20:54,758
Nice shoes.
520
00:20:54,827 --> 00:20:57,275
Are those Prada?
521
00:20:57,344 --> 00:20:59,103
Oh, they'’re knockoffs, frauda.
522
00:20:59,172 --> 00:21:02,551
Wedgie style really
shows off your arches.
523
00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:06,103
And the strap hugs
the curve of your instep.
524
00:21:06,172 --> 00:21:09,758
Has anyone ever told you,
you have stunning toe cleavage?
525
00:21:09,827 --> 00:21:11,896
No, but thanks.
526
00:21:14,034 --> 00:21:15,137
[ Camera clicking]
527
00:21:15,206 --> 00:21:18,379
Leonard, hand that over!
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