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[ Whistling tune]

Spellman, this has got to stop.

This is the third night
you'’ve woken me up

because you can'’t sleep.

Well, third night'’s the charm.

Look, something'’s
obviously bothering you.

What'’s going on?

Nothing. I just can'’t sleep.

I know the feeling.

I'’ll be on the couch.

And Don'’t tell me
nothing'’s wrong.

You'’ve been in
a funk for a week.

Even your perkiness
has lost its pop.

That is so not true.

I'’m at the popping
peak of my perkiness.

I'’m totally funkless.

Absolutely nothing
is bothering me.

Okay, now something'’s
bothering me.

♪ Life'’s changing around me,
and i'’m gonna make it mine ♪

♪ i'’m reaching out and
living by my rules... ♪

♪ Time'’s moving way too fast ♪

♪ I wanna make it last...

♪ '’cause i'’m out
on my own now ♪

♪ and I like the way it feels.

How'’s the car coming?

Is it supposed to
sound like that?

Salem: No, it'’s not supposed

to sound like that.

I'’m afraid the
zeldamobile is dead.

It can'’t be.

She was fine yesterday

when I drove her
to the piggly wiggly.

I'’m telling you, there'’s
nothing more I can do.

It'’s time to pull the
plug and buy a new car.

I can'’t do that.

Hilda'’s not back from
her singles'’ cruise

for another week, and...

I'’ve never bought a
car by myself before.

There was a time you'’d
never been blonde before

but you gave that a shot.

Hi.

Notice anything
different about me?

Not only is your car dead

but your niece
needs a smog check.

You poor dear.

I had no idea you were so upset.

Why does everyone
keep assuming i'’m upset?

I'’m just a little damp.

Sabrina, you have a
black cloud over your head.

That only happens
when a witch is in a funk

and keeping it all bottled up.

We'’re a very literal species.

Let'’s hope I never become
a bleeding-heart liberal.

Is this about Kevin?

No.

School?

School'’s fine.

Kevin and I are ancient
history and that'’s totally okay.

If you Don'’t mind

i'’d like to take a look

and see what your
little cloud is made of.

Hmm, that'’s funny.

I'’m seeing a lot of sadness

over your breakup with Kevin...

Lingering feelings for Harvey...

Conflicted emotions
about Josh...

And you'’re clearly
overwhelmed with schoolwork.

Not even.

Sometimes it just feels like

i'’m just being pulled

in so many different directions.

You know, like everyone
expects me to be perfect

all the time.

Now, the only person who
expects you to be perfect is you.

We all love you no matter what.

Thank you, aunt Zelda.

And you see?

Just by getting
it off your chest

your little black cloud is gone.

But what if it comes back?

I Don'’t want to be
depressed again.

And the wet look
is totally dead.

Well, Sabrina, the
only way to be sure

that a black cloud won'’t
return is to get out of yourself.

Do something
that'’s truly for others.

Like what?

You could help me
shop for a used car.

Oh, I Don'’t want to
set my sights too high.

Maybe i'’ll start
with bathing lepers

and work my way up.

Hey, did anybody see this?

I'’m thinking of going
to the big protest rally

at the mayflower apartments.

Ooh, yeah, I heard about that.

They want to tear down
that old historic building.

And make way for a
new parking structure.

I am so there.

I'’ve been to tons
of demonstrations

and I Don'’t mean
to get all braggy

but i'’ve actually
been arrested... twice.

Once with Martin sheen.

Wow. A few more arrests

and you'’ll be qualified
to be president.

Well, you can
definitely count me in.

Really?! Really?! Really?!

Absolutely.

If there'’s one thing
this university needs

is more parking.

Morgan, the protest
is to save the building

and stop the parking structure.

Oh.

Have a nice time.

Josh and I are
going to stay here

and snuggle on the couch.

I'’d like to go to the rally.

The mayflower'’s
architecture'’s pretty amazing.

I'’d love to get
some photographs

before they level the place.

Crumbling bricks
over taut flesh.

Good choice.

Miles, how about you?

Challenging authority,
public insurrection

general mayhem?

I'’m all over it.

Hey, this is our first group
act of civil disobedience.

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo?

That'’ll go over
great at the protest.

All we are saying is give
"Whoo-hoo" a chance.

Salem?

I did it.

I found the perfect
car at the first dealer.

It'’s blue.

The leather is practically new

and it has the most
darling cup holders.

Cup holders?

What about the mileage?
The tread on the tires?

Has the car ever
been in an accident?

I didn'’t think to ask.

But there'’s a
lighted makeup mirror

on both visors.

Never send a woman
to do a cat'’s job.

[ With deep voice]: Hello.

Yes, this is Mr. Spellman.

My wife hasn'’t
made up her mind yet.

What are you doing?

I know she said
she liked the car

but I can'’t let her take it

at that price.

Salem, give me that phone.

Let'’s just say she'’s

a lot more competent
in the boudoir

than she is under the hood.

Hello, this is Mrs. Spellman.

I'’m afraid i'’ll have
to call you back.

I'’m about to become a widow.

I told you I can handle this.

Oh, yeah?

Then why did
Mr. Let'’s-make-a-deal

immediately give me $500 off?

What?!

He said that price was firm.

What makes him think

he can take advantage of me?

You'’re a rube?

[ Chanting]: Save the mayflower.

Save the mayflower.
Save the mayflower.

This is just what I needed.

I am totally out of my funk.

I haven'’t even thought
about my tragic breakup

my grades, my
lack of direction...

Okay, well, not as
much as I was before.

Hey, save the mayflower.

This is so morally gratifying.

And i'’m getting a fairly
decent upper body workout.

It'’s a wonderful thing
you kids are doing here.

Have some lemonade.

Oh, it'’s nothing, you know.

We'’re just holding
up a few signs

raising a little awareness.

Listen, lawman, before
you break out the k-9 units

and water Cannon,
may I remind you

that the first amendment
of the U.S. constitution

clearly states that we have
a right for free assembly.

Aw, geez.

Rox, give it a rest, would you?

Officer Carmichael?

Yeah.

I didn'’t recognize you.

You lose some weight?

Yeah, yeah. I'’m on the zone.

You know, I missed
you at the no nukes rally.

I had a save the whales brunch.

You know, these cornices

are one of the best examples

of romanesque
revival in the city.

Yeah. We tried to get them
declared a historical landmark

but we didn'’t make the cut.

And now, we'’ve got 30
days to pack up and move out.

That'’s terrible.

Are a lot of families

going to be displaced
by the parking lot?

Half the tenant are
families with kids.

And the other half are seniors.

I'’ve been living
here for 50 years.

Married my husband
right there on this stoop.

Divorced him in
the laundry room.

I Don'’t know how we'’re
going to find a place to live.

So they'’re not just
knocking down a building...

They'’re destroying
people'’s lives.

Look, maybe it'’s not over yet.

Maybe this protest will
really do some good.

You'’re an optimistic little
firecracker, aren'’t you?

We'’d hoped the protest would
attract some media attention.

But so far, none of the
newspapers or TV stations

have returned our calls.

Hey, i'’m the media.

I could write a piece
for the Adams'’ paper

then word would spread

and people would
learn about your plight

and the university wouldn'’t
dare throw you out in the street.

Well, that'’s very sweet of you.

Now get your little heinie
out of my flower bed.

You'’re killing my petunias.

I had a feeling you'’d be back.

That car'’s just
calling out your name.

I know, I just love...

Meow.

Cars.

A subject I know
quite a lot about.

I can see that.

Well, like I told your husband

I can give it to
you for 11 thou.

Well, that seems
like a very good price.

Meow!

Uh, if I hadn'’t noticed the
excessive wear on the tires

and the shoddy repair
work to the Fender.

Why, I wouldn'’t give
you a penny over $9,000.

You'’re a pretty
tough little negotiator.

What say I throw in
some brand-new tires

shave off a few
bucks for the Fender

and I give it to
you for $10,500.

That seems like a very
reasonable compromise.

Meow!

Oh, hush up, kitty.

Where do I sign?

Ow!

Would you excuse
me for a moment?

What are you doing?!

Can'’t you see?
He'’s ripping you off.

He seems like a
perfectly honest man.

Yeah, and I Don'’t
use your toothbrush

to clean my ears.

That'’s disgusting.

[ Salem sputtering]

I'’m sorry, but I
think i'’m going to do

a little comparison shopping.

I really love your angle...

"people before parking."

It'’s inspired.

Of course, no one ever stands up

for the people who need parking.

Hey.

Hi.

You Don'’t think
it'’s too sentimental?

Not at all.

I'’m really impressed.

Most people our age
are too self-absorbed

to get this involved.

Not only do you
care, you put it in print.

As much as I also care
about people i'’ve never met

we have a 7:30
dinner reservation.

I wonder if this is why
Ralph nader stayed single.

One look at his
suits will tell you why.

Come on.

Okay, well, have fun

and Don'’t eat any
endangered species.

Hey, let me know if
you need any help.

I Don'’t think i'’m the
one that needs the help.

♪ Blue days, all of them gone ♪

♪ nothing but blue
skies from now on. ♪

I think I liked you better

when you were depressed.

Look, there'’s Dean pitchford.

He'’s the one in charge of
the demolition of the mayflower.

Hi, Dean pitchford.
I'’m Sabrina spellman.

Oh, yes, our
resident instigator.

Well, thanks to your article

I had a sleepless night
fielding phone calls

from parents and trustees.

Maybe you'’d sleep better
if you did what was right

and kept those
tenants in their homes.

Or, you know, you could
just screen your calls.

Well, thanks.

But I won'’t have to worry

about my phone ringing anymore.

The board of trustees just
had an emergency meeting

and resolved the problem.

Well, that'’s great.

Wait a minute.

How exactly did you resolve it?

Hi, Mrs. Smiley, i'’m
so glad you'’re here.

I just saw the Dean

and he said the board
resolved the problem

but he didn'’t say how.

Well, apparently your article

really put a fire under him.

That'’s great. You
must be so happy.

We Don'’t have time to be happy.

Now they say we have to packed
up and out of here by next week.

Sabrina, stop beating
yourself up about this.

Nobody'’s blaming you.

Yeah, but if I hadn'’t
written that article...

They were going to
be evicted anyway.

Just not quite this soon.

Wow. Somebody sure has
a black cloud over her head.

What? Oh, I can explain.

Uh, it'’s just a weird
atmospheric convergence...

There'’s no cloud over my head.

No, it'’s something we
native English-speakers call

"just an expression."

Sabrina'’s upset
because they'’re evicting

everyone at the mayflower.

That'’s awful!

And you worked so
hard on your little article.

I think that somebody
needs to treat herself

to a new pair of shoes.

Seriously.

How could the Dean
and the board of trustees

hear about those people
and still be so cold-hearted?

Most people Don'’t
react to things

like you and I do, Sabrina.

That'’s because,
to the normal world,

these people are just
faceless strangers.

Well, maybe if they saw
the faces of those tenants

they wouldn'’t be so apathetic.

Faces...

Of course. You just gave
me an idea, spellman.

How'’s this?

Hot off the laser printer.

I also took the Liberty

of airbrushing
Mrs. Smiley'’s mole.

Oh, these photos are perfect.

When people see these
faces, they'’re going to know

how important this cause is.

Yeah, i'’m still here.

Great! All right!

We'’ll see you tomorrow at 3:00.

All right, channel six is
coming to our protest. Woo-hoo!

No way! That'’s fantastic!

I'’m sorry, am I
missing something?

Oh, great news.

Tomorrow, we are holding
the biggest demonstration

that has ever been
held at Adams college

and three news crews are coming.

And a reporter from
the Boston globe.

A dozen posters, ready to go.

Ooh.

The guy at kinko'’s was so moved

he gave me free collating
for the rest of my life.

Wow, these are perfect.

We still got a ton
of things to organize.

We got to plaster these
up all over campus.

Well, I can be
in charge of that.

You want to help me, honey?

Josh, I hate to
drop a reality bomb

on this little
do-gooder convention

but we have plans tonight.

We'’re going to the opening
of that new club, the trocadero.

Oh, man, I totally forgot.

You could plaster one of
these up while you'’re there.

Oh, no can do. The only place
Josh'’s hands are going to be

are on me.

I'’m sorry, i'’m going
to have to cancel.

What?!

I-I bought a new dress

I told everybody
that we'’re coming

and I pulled major
strings to get us in.

Morgan, these people are
about to lose their homes.

I think that'’s a
little more important

than seeing you and your
friends dressed in saran wrap...

Yet again.

Do you really wear saran wrap?

It'’s pleather.

Josh, you can'’t
just dismiss me.

We promised each other
that if we had a disagreement

we would at least discuss it.

Well, your idea of discussing
it means I change my mind.

And it'’s been
working so well for us.

Well, it'’s not
working this time.

I'’m going with Sabrina.

Of course you are.

Sabrina says jump and
suddenly you'’re slapping flyers

all over a school
you Don'’t even go to.

So...

On a scale from one to ten

how uncomfortable
do you feel right now?

Very uncomfortable.
Feels just like home.

You know, I understand if
you want to be with Morgan.

No, no, I want to be with you.

I mean, here, working
on this, with you.

I have had it.

I have been to
every used car lot

on the eastern seaboard.

One more toupee-wearing,
polyester-clad salesman

calls me "little lady..."

You'’re worries are
over, little lad-ya.

I'’ve come across
a couple of beauties

that I think will
be perfect for you.

A '’72 oldsmobile?!

Salem, that
thing'’s a land yacht.

Well, as you fade
into your golden years

you may find yourself
spreading a little

and you'’ll want
a nice bench seat.

This is ridiculous!

I am going to get that little
blue car we saw yesterday.

Fine. Get the car.

But since i'’m the
one maintaining it

at least let me look
under the hood.

All right.

But for goodness sake, this time

could you try to be
a little more discreet?

How does it look?

Water pump'’s new

but it looks like the
cylinder head might be loose.

I wish I had a wrench!

Well, little lady

have I got good news for you.

I talked to my manager

he has agreed to
your $9,000 offer.

Well, that'’s wonderful.

Let'’s go sign the papers.

I'’ll be there in just a sec.

Salem, he'’s going
to meet our price.

Oh! I'’m stuck!

Oh, is there a problem?

Um, no, it'’s
just... That... well...

My cat is stuck.

I can see that.

But Don'’t you worry,
we'’ll take him out of there.

And if anything goes wrong

then we'’ll just
get you a new cat

any color you'’d like.

Protesters [ Chanting]: People
before parking! People before parking!

Spellman, you rock.

This is so much better

than the genetically-
engineered corn rally

I can'’t even tell you.

Thanks. Coming from you,
that'’s quite a compliment.

What'’s with the new jewelry?

It'’s not really a protest

unless I chain
myself to something.

We all have our
little traditions.

Hey, miles, have you seen Josh?

He'’s supposed to be
corraling the news crews.

No, I haven'’t.

But I have made an
amazing discovery.

Chicks dig social
revolutionaries.

Down with the man!

Hey, Sabrina,
we'’ve got problems.

Josh, what'’s the matter?
Where are the news crews?

They'’re all covering
a breaking story.

Apparently it'’s the biggest
thing since baby Jessica.

Paramedics are standing by

as firefighters work tirelessly
to free the terrified feline.

We'’ll keep you updated as
this tragic situation unfolds.

Meanwhile, let'’s see if
we can get a comment

from the grief-stricken owner.

Oh, really, he'’s fine.

So you'’re saying you could
just throw me over your shoulder?

Gotta go. Here.

Zelda: Well, he'’s truly
like a member of the family.

Reporter: Sure.

Hey, aunt Zelda.
What are you doing?

You'’re totally
bogarting my coverage.

Well, i'’m sorry, but
I can'’t use my magic

with all these people watching.

I have an idea... do
you think you can keep

everyone'’s attention
on you for a minute?

Well, that shouldn'’t
be a problem.

Salem, you'’re
ruining my protest.

Yeah? Like I planned on waving
my butt on national television!

Can'’t you just
suck it in a little?

I am!

I got to cut back on the nachos.

On the plus side, I
am now a celebrity.

No, your butt'’s a celebrity.

Not the first time.

We'’ll have to
get the jaws of life!

It'’ll take a couple
hours![ Gasping]

I Don'’t have a couple of hours.

[ Screaming]

Is he all right? Are
there any missing limbs?

Oh, he'’s fine. No harm done...

Until we get home.

Cut.

Let'’s pack it in.

Hey, did you know the
students are storming

the administration
building over at Adams?

Well, it'’s not a cat stuck
in an engine block, but...

It'’s better than nothing...
Let'’s go; Let'’s roll.

So shall we go sign the papers?

Absolutely.

But there'’s one slight problem.

Your cat seems to have done some
damage while he was stuck in there.

I would say... $2,000 worth?

So we'’re back to the
original asking price.

Right you are, little lady.

Well, in that case, i'’d
like to trade in my cat.

Do you have a '’97
calico with low mileage?

We'’re reporting live
from Adams college

where administrators
are planning on

turning 50 residents of
the mayflower apartments

out onto the cold
streets of Boston.

Excuse me! May I
have your attention?

Protesters: People
before parking!

Please! May I please
have your attention?

Quiet down. Let the man speak.

After careful consideration

of the plight of the
mayflower residents

which was, fortunately,
brought to our attention...

Adams college is prepared
to compensate the tenants

by providing housing
in the candor arms

a new residential community
on the other side of the campus.

You call that compensation?

How can you insult these people

by asking them to move
from their beloved homes

into pre-fab cardboard boxes?

Protesters: Yeah!

Do these pre-fab cardboard boxes

have washers and
dryers in each unit?

You bet.

And dishwashers?

Yes, sir.

How do appliances compare

to a lifetime of memories?

Compared to my memories,
they win hands down.

When do we move?

Ah, that'’s the spirit!

[ Paper ripping]

Aw, what'’s the matter?
Post-protest blues?

I guess.

The university is still going
to tear down that building.

I just feel like we settled.

Sabrina, this wasn'’t
about a building,

it was about people...
You said so yourself.

And they'’re happy.

I Don'’t think they feel
like they'’re settling.

You did a good thing.

You really think so?

Yeah, I do.

You'’re pretty amazing.

Sabrina...

Sabrina, I just want to tell
you how wonderful this all is.

Thanks to you and your
boyfriend, I got a new home.

Oh, well, i'’m glad
it all worked out.

And he'’s not my boyfriend.
He already has a girlfriend.

Well, actually, not anymore.

Morgan and I broke
up this morning.

What? Really?

Oh, Josh, i'’m so sorry.

No, she'’s not.

[ Nervous chuckle]

It'’s really over this time.

He had his mind made up.

Nothing that I could say or
wear was gonna change it.

I'’m sorry, Morgan.

I know how much
you cared about him.

I did.

But in the end, I guess I was
just too much woman for him.

You know, I really think

that he would rather be
with someone like you.

Really? Did he...
Did he say that?

I mean, did he actually
mention me by name?

I didn'’t say you, I
said someone likeyou.

Oh. Right.

Oh, I just...

I Don'’t know what i'’m
going to do, Sabrina.

I just feel so depressed.

All I could say is, you
got to get out of yourself.

You know, you got to
focus all your energies

on something positive.

Yeah, that'’s excellent advice

but I think i'’ll just stay with
my own tried and true method.

Hi, Dave! I'’m all ready.

Bye.

Now why didn'’t I think of that?