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[ Clock chirps "cuckoo"]
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13:00?
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I'’m late.
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Aunt Zelda... Aunt Zelda...
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Oh.
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Sorry.
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Why the pod of privacy?
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Because that stupid clock
of hilda'’s is driving me...
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[ Clock chirps "cuckoo"]
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Exactly.
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Hilda'’s pretending
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that piece of junk
doesn'’t bother her
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but this is one girl who
can out-pretend her.
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Oh, so you two
have finally outgrown
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staring contests.
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I knew that noise
would get to you.
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Blow it up, baby.
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Bad audition?
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My life needs a new direction.
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I'’m only 620 years old.
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I need something
more stimulating.
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Zelda: Well, if you'’ve
grown tired of the violin
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perhaps a career
change is a good idea.
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Let me offer you a suggestion...
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Fix that infernal clock!
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Zelda, face it
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you'’re the only
one that it bothers.
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[ Clock chirps and chimes
out of synch and off-key]
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[ Clock is silent]
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Salem...
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Did you break my brand-new
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handmade-in-Indonesia
Swiss cuckoo clock?
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[ Coughing]
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Cuckoo...
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[ Spitting and gagging]
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Oh, another protest?
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Good grief, you
stage one little rally
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against mildew
in the locker room
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and suddenly,
you'’re Che Guevara.
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"Westbridge through the years."
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Well, clearly, very
little has happened
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in westbridge through the years.
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Well, it'’s not finished yet.
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I want to be editor of
the yearbook and this is
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my audition page.
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A little maternal
oohing and ahing
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might be appropriate now.
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Sabrina, it might
not be a good idea
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to take on too many
extra activities this year.
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Don'’t worry, aunt
Zelda, i'’ve taken on
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a new can-do attitude
for my senior year.
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Well, that'’s good,
because this arrived
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from the witches'’
council this morning.
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I'’ve been chosen
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to mentor a witch
student this year?
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Yes, you have to guide
and teach another witch
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so they can get
their witch'’s license.
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I have to be
somebody'’s quizmaster?
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No, mentor.
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What'’s the difference?
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Quizmasters get paid.
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Fine.
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I can help mold and shape
someone'’s young mind
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and make him get me coffee.
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I like it.
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I'’m off to the clock shop.
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God, she really
loves that clock, huh?
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I know.
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Sad.
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What are you protesting?
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Notanother protest,
miss spellman.
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If we were in China,
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I could run you
over with a tank.
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This isn'’t a protest.
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It'’s my audition page
for yearbook editor.
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See, "westbridge
through the years."
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I'’m going to put pictures
of past yearbooks here...
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The theme of the yearbook
is the same every year.
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It is a bound chronicle
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of the misery that
i'’ve been put through
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during the previous nine months.
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Okay, now i'’m protesting.
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Mr. Garcia, get the water hose.
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Come on, Mr. Kraft.
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I know this may strike you
as a walk on the wild side
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but how about giving
me a little support?
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Well, since i'’m the head
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of the faculty committee that
selects the yearbook editor
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you'’ll need it.
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Okay, somewhere along the way
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this conversation
went terribly wrong.
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I live for days like this.
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Oh! Oops!
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Excuse me.
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Hey, um, did you write me
the letter of recommendation
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for yearbook editor?
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Okay, bro, here'’s the question.
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New n.F.L. Franchise...
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Who do you pick?
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Barry Sanders.
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You'’re brain-dead.
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Hello? Letter of recommendation?
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I'’m sorry, Sabrina.
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Last night kind of
got away from me.
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We'’re starting a new
fantasy football league.
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And I can'’t tell you how
excited I am about that.
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I need the letter.
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I'’ll get right on it.
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Thanks.
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With that and Mr. Kraft'’s
sudden death due to smallpox
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I might make editor.
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No!
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Sorry.
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You should be more careful.
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I'’m dreama...
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And i'’m late.
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Good luck with whatever
you'’re protesting.
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Power to the people.
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You know, I love the violin.
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You can only play so much Mozart
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until you start to be
glad he died young.
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Mmm... travel
clock... On the house.
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So, now I want to
do something bolder...
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More imaginative,
more challenging.
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Want to buy this place?
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Really? Sure.
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Wow, I... never really
imagined myself as a merchant.
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Could I interest you
in an alarm clock?
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Ha!
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By golly, i'’ll do it.
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[ Chuckles]
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Hey, where are you going?
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I'’m going to buy a bar.
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Wow...
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Talk about impulsive.
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Hey, did you write that letter
of recommendation at lunch?
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Ate lunch at lunch.
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And to tell you the truth
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the thought of
writing it'’s giving me
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a knot in my stomach.
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Oh, that'’s just the fish cakes.
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Don'’t worry, it'’s
just a little letter.
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Nothing to feel pressured about.
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I need it by
tomorrow or all is lost!
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Hi, there. Remember me?
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Uh... i'’m having
flashbacks as we speak.
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Okay.
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What is the integral
of the sine function
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of minus pi to pi, anyone?
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Oh!
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Zero, because sine is
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an odd function
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and the negative area
cancels out the positive area.
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Sabrina... could you,
uh, get yourself organized
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so you could participate
in the class, please?
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Yes, sir.
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Zelda: You what?
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I bought a clock shop.
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Which clock shop?
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The one down by the market.
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That shop?
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It'’s in a terrible location.
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No, it'’s not.
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Took me five minutes to find.
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In the last two years,
that same spot has been
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a karate school, a nail
salon, a yogurt shop
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another nail salon,
a Chinese restaurant
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and a combination Chinese
restaurant and nail salon.
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So, what you'’re
saying is if things go well
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I could sublet to a psychic.
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Hilda, allthose shops failed.
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Well, mine isn'’t going to fail.
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Mine is going to be a
gigantic, colossal success.
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I am going to be the
rolex of the clock world.
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You Don'’t know the
first thing about clocks.
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I know tons about clocks.
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What time is it?
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8:40.
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It'’s ten after 2:00.
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All right. So I put my watch
on upside-down, okay?
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And it'’s 8:40 somewhere.
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Hi, there.
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Hi back.
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I'’ve had days like that.
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You area day like that.
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[ Sighs]
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What was that?
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Oh, uh...
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Stomach rumble.
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I had the fish cakes.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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Don'’t get interested
in her, son.
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That girl is poison.
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Yeah, there issomething
strange about her, isn'’t there...
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Something weird.
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Hey, you know, I like you, boy.
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You know the best way
to fit into a new school
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other than just being, you
know, dano to my mcgarrett?
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Extracurricular activities...
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And just at the moment
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we are desperate to find a
new editor for our yearbook.
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Oh, wow, I might be interested
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in a job like that.
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Oh, that'’s great.
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Fine. Put the new kid in
charge of our memories.
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So, Harvey'’s going to bring
his parents'’ old yearbooks
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and i'’m going to put pictures
of old westbridge students here.
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And these pictures are being
brought by the same Harvey
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who can'’t remember
to write a letter.
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You know, this editor thing
is really important to me.
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So, would you put a sock
in it, sergeant negative?
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Aye, aye, captain deluded.
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Hey, maybe that'’s
my witch student.
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[ Laughing]
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You'’re going to teach some
poor kid how to do mag...
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[ Laughing]
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I think it'’s marvelous.
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Zelda: Sabrina
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your witch student is here.
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Sabrina: Coming.
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Don'’t get smart
with me, mister.
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[ Goofy gasp]
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Just practicing.
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Hmm...
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It'’s a girl.
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Oh, good, '’cause
fish are so hard to train.
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She'’s in there.
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Dreama? You'’re my student?!
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And you'’re my teacher?
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This is incredible.
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I'’m so lucky.
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[ Vase shatters]
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Can I please go back
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to working on the family secret?
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I got you a present.
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Oh, dear, that was
supposed to be flowers.
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That'’s okay. We
Don'’t have a vase.
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Here, dear. Dreama'’s parents
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moved her here
from the other realm
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so that you could help her.
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She'’s a very bright girl
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but she'’s neglected her magic.
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Great! Uh, aunt Zelda
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can I speak to you in
private for a moment?
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Remember my can-do attitude?
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Gone! She'’s a walking disaster.
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The witches'’ council
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will have to pull another
name out of the hat.
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Dreama wasn'’t chosen
for you at random.
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Her name came from
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an intricately
constructed scientific hat.
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I can'’t work with her.
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Can'’t you see? She'’ll kill me!
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Sabrina, it'’s a mandate
from the other realm.
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You have to improve
dreama'’s magic
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or you'’ll lose your witch'’s
license and be deported.
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Well, it'’s something new
and horrible every day, isn'’t it?
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Dreama: The mortal
realm is so different
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from the other realm.
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I hope I can fit in.
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Okay, there are a couple
of things to remember.
262
00:10:00,758 --> 00:10:02,700
One: I worked very hard
to get my witch'’s license.
263
00:10:02,724 --> 00:10:04,206
Two: It means a lot to me.
264
00:10:04,275 --> 00:10:06,395
Three: I have a hard enough
time covering my own tracks
265
00:10:06,448 --> 00:10:07,758
let alone trying to cover yours.
266
00:10:07,827 --> 00:10:09,379
And four or five
or wherever I am:
267
00:10:09,448 --> 00:10:11,172
No magic in front of mortals.
268
00:10:11,241 --> 00:10:12,241
Okay, got it.
269
00:10:14,068 --> 00:10:16,172
Hey! I Don'’t care what
you did at your old school.
270
00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,172
Here we do not celebrate
firecracker Tuesday.
271
00:10:18,241 --> 00:10:20,310
So you meant magic of any sort?
272
00:10:22,103 --> 00:10:25,034
Harvey! Hey, did you
bring the old yearbooks?
273
00:10:25,103 --> 00:10:26,551
Uh-oh.
274
00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:29,931
Well, did you at least write
the letter of recommendation?
275
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,241
Oh, man, Brad came over
276
00:10:31,310 --> 00:10:32,379
and we rated every
277
00:10:32,448 --> 00:10:33,724
defensive back in the n.F.L.
278
00:10:33,793 --> 00:10:35,103
Salem was right.
279
00:10:35,172 --> 00:10:35,965
Your cat?
280
00:10:36,034 --> 00:10:37,074
Don'’t change the subject.
281
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,413
I'’ll get the books at lunch
282
00:10:38,482 --> 00:10:40,344
I promise.
283
00:10:40,413 --> 00:10:43,034
Well, at least I know that if
Harvey was out with Brad last night
284
00:10:43,103 --> 00:10:45,275
Brad couldn'’t have worked
on his yearbook proposal.
285
00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:48,931
Mr. Alcerro. Now, this
is what I call a proposal.
286
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,413
I'’ll say. Whose is...?
287
00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:52,000
Nice work, Bradley. Yes.
288
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,586
You know, it'’s
reassuring to see
289
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:57,862
that some students can
get their proposals in on time.
290
00:10:57,931 --> 00:11:01,413
If I were you, I would start
sharpening my editor'’s pencil.
291
00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:05,413
[ Phone ringing]
292
00:11:05,482 --> 00:11:07,137
Hello?
293
00:11:07,206 --> 00:11:08,482
Hi, so I was wondering...
294
00:11:08,551 --> 00:11:10,148
Are you ever going to
come down to my shop?
295
00:11:10,172 --> 00:11:12,344
In other words, you'’re
in way over your head
296
00:11:12,413 --> 00:11:14,689
and you need me to come
down there and rescue you.
297
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:17,517
Something vaguely like that.
298
00:11:17,586 --> 00:11:20,379
[ All clamoring]
299
00:11:24,827 --> 00:11:27,103
So we'’re not supposed to
use our magic to do schoolwork
300
00:11:27,172 --> 00:11:28,793
even though you'’re a witch?
301
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:30,931
Hey, I thought we
promised Dr. Fishman
302
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,896
we weren'’t going to name call.
303
00:11:32,965 --> 00:11:34,931
Listen, here'’s another
rule you need to know
304
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,586
if you'’re going to survive in
the mortal realm: Never ever let
305
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,015
a mortal know
that you'’re a witch.
306
00:11:39,068 --> 00:11:41,000
Okay, but who'’s Dr. Fishman?
307
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:44,137
Yeah, this is a nice proposal.
308
00:11:44,206 --> 00:11:46,275
I wish Brad would
move back to Texas.
309
00:11:53,344 --> 00:11:56,103
I'’m assuming you meant
to send Brad to Texas.
310
00:11:56,172 --> 00:11:57,620
Well, while we'’re here
311
00:11:57,689 --> 00:11:59,517
you want to rustle up some grub?
312
00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:06,793
Where did you come from?
313
00:12:06,862 --> 00:12:09,413
I really think you need to have
314
00:12:09,482 --> 00:12:12,482
that conversation
with your parents.
315
00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:15,517
What did I say about
magic in front of mortals
316
00:12:15,586 --> 00:12:16,896
especially bad magic?
317
00:12:16,965 --> 00:12:18,765
I'’m sorry, i'’ve been
doing this all my life.
318
00:12:18,793 --> 00:12:19,896
I pull before I think.
319
00:12:19,965 --> 00:12:21,965
I'’ve got to get
to health class.
320
00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:24,931
Mrs. Quick won'’t
mind if I leave this here.
321
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,724
Sit!
322
00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:28,000
Stay!
323
00:12:33,862 --> 00:12:37,034
All Sabrina needs to do
is fill in these blank spots
324
00:12:37,103 --> 00:12:39,724
with high school
students from the past.
325
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:42,413
There'’s no mortals around.
326
00:12:42,482 --> 00:12:45,551
To finish her poster
of westbridge high
327
00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:48,689
bring me the students
of years gone by.
328
00:12:51,206 --> 00:12:52,448
Where are we?
329
00:12:53,965 --> 00:12:55,068
Where'’s the radio?
330
00:12:55,137 --> 00:12:57,068
We were listening to Jack Benny.
331
00:12:57,137 --> 00:12:59,275
Uh-oh.
332
00:12:59,344 --> 00:13:02,275
I'’ll have that fixed
for you by Monday.
333
00:13:02,344 --> 00:13:04,137
[ Bell jingling]
334
00:13:07,172 --> 00:13:09,482
Oh! I just didn'’t
say which Monday.
335
00:13:09,551 --> 00:13:11,631
Bet you'’re kicking yourself
now that you didn'’t get
336
00:13:11,689 --> 00:13:13,620
a piece of this place
when you had the chance.
337
00:13:13,689 --> 00:13:16,310
You cannot possibly
run this place by yourself
338
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,206
and I am not coming down here
339
00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:19,758
every day to help you.
340
00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:21,655
Okay, 25%.
341
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:23,689
That'’s my final offer.
342
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,586
Oh! What a great
grandfather clock.
343
00:13:28,655 --> 00:13:30,586
Well, actually, it'’s
a grandfather clock
344
00:13:30,655 --> 00:13:32,275
but it appears
to be a great one.
345
00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:34,137
There'’s something
odd about this clock.
346
00:13:34,206 --> 00:13:35,551
What? That it actually works?
347
00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:37,103
Let'’s check out
the guts inside.
348
00:13:37,172 --> 00:13:39,586
No, wait!
349
00:13:39,655 --> 00:13:41,758
[ Gasping]
350
00:13:41,827 --> 00:13:43,448
Oh!
351
00:13:43,517 --> 00:13:46,034
Now I see why that
guy wanted all cash.
352
00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:47,517
[ Sighing]
353
00:13:47,586 --> 00:13:49,275
Psst!
354
00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:03,103
Two minutes walking around
and my leg should wake up.
355
00:14:03,172 --> 00:14:05,241
You did magic, didn'’t you?
356
00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:07,413
You think this has
anything to do with the war?
357
00:14:07,482 --> 00:14:09,344
Where am I?
358
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,137
[ Gasping]: Who are you?
359
00:14:11,206 --> 00:14:12,827
Hilda, I hope you'’re happy.
360
00:14:12,896 --> 00:14:15,241
You bought a magical
lost-in-time clock.
361
00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:18,103
Well, how was I supposed to
know that that'’s what it was?
362
00:14:18,172 --> 00:14:20,448
"Lost-in-time clock.
363
00:14:20,517 --> 00:14:23,275
"Persons who come through
this clock are lost in time.
364
00:14:23,344 --> 00:14:25,275
"Whoever opens
this portal must assist
365
00:14:25,344 --> 00:14:28,586
"the time-traveler or be
turned into a clock themselves.
366
00:14:28,655 --> 00:14:31,448
No excuses, no
exceptions, this means you."
367
00:14:31,517 --> 00:14:34,689
Well, I guess that'’s what
they mean by "buyer beware."
368
00:14:34,758 --> 00:14:37,931
They said these
things were safe.
369
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,896
I'’m not sure. Well,
now what do we do?
370
00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:42,586
See? You Don'’t know any more
about running a clock shop than I do.
371
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,931
Hello. Hello.
372
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,275
You'’ve got to
reverse the spell.
373
00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:49,793
I-I Don'’t know how.
374
00:14:49,862 --> 00:14:50,586
Let me try.
375
00:14:50,655 --> 00:14:51,689
You Don'’t know how
376
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,689
to reverse your spells, but you
377
00:14:53,758 --> 00:14:54,793
know how to seal them.
378
00:14:54,862 --> 00:14:56,172
This isn'’t good news, is it?
379
00:14:58,620 --> 00:15:00,896
I'’ve read about
lost-in-time people before.
380
00:15:00,965 --> 00:15:03,448
They made a big mistake
somewhere in their lives
381
00:15:03,517 --> 00:15:05,965
and they have to go
back so they can correct it.
382
00:15:06,034 --> 00:15:09,758
Okay, Billy, what was the last
thing that you remember doing?
383
00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:11,275
Well, let'’s see, uh...
384
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,965
I was in the big game,
I was running for a pass
385
00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:15,862
and I noticed my
shoe was untied.
386
00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:16,931
That must be it.
387
00:15:16,965 --> 00:15:17,965
Right.
388
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:22,586
Okay, Billy, go back
and this time, Don'’t trip.
389
00:15:27,689 --> 00:15:30,655
Oh, not as easy as it looks.
390
00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:32,655
We'’ve got to get to my aunts.
391
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,413
Let'’s make a break for it.
392
00:15:37,862 --> 00:15:39,103
Halt!
393
00:15:40,275 --> 00:15:42,620
That'’s detention
for everyone...
394
00:15:42,689 --> 00:15:45,551
Including George
and Mary Bailey here.
395
00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:47,758
They'’re part of my
yearbook proposal.
396
00:15:47,827 --> 00:15:48,862
You know, a live, 3-d
397
00:15:48,931 --> 00:15:50,586
interactive presentation
398
00:15:50,655 --> 00:15:52,827
with kids from the
westbridge players.
399
00:15:52,896 --> 00:15:55,448
I Don'’t like it.
400
00:15:55,517 --> 00:15:57,793
Oh, well, then, I guess
we'’ll have to return
401
00:15:57,862 --> 00:15:59,724
the costumes to
the costume shop.
402
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:04,448
And the fact that we
Don'’t have a costume shop
403
00:16:04,517 --> 00:16:06,068
doesn'’t even bother me.
404
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:16,965
Okay, the glue is on.
405
00:16:17,034 --> 00:16:19,931
Thank goodness he
remembered dropping that pass.
406
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,620
Okay, Billy, go back there and
this time, win one for the gipper!
407
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,931
All right, well, we have that
spare bedroom, Don'’t we?
408
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,758
[ Bell jingling]
409
00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:37,827
Oh, it'’s Sabrina and dreama.
410
00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:40,482
Hilda: And two weird kids.
411
00:16:41,862 --> 00:16:45,206
I'’ve got a big problem.
412
00:16:45,275 --> 00:16:46,310
Cirque du soleil?
413
00:16:46,379 --> 00:16:47,379
Football player.
414
00:16:47,413 --> 00:16:48,517
He came through the clock.
415
00:16:48,586 --> 00:16:50,517
So I can speak freely.
416
00:16:54,241 --> 00:16:55,965
Oh, no, it'’s Brad. Oh!
417
00:16:56,034 --> 00:16:57,310
You know, you could help me
418
00:16:57,379 --> 00:16:58,734
send these people
back to their homes
419
00:16:58,758 --> 00:17:00,493
or you could help me
fight the witches'’ council
420
00:17:00,517 --> 00:17:01,769
in a fiery, apocalyptic
showdown.
421
00:17:01,793 --> 00:17:02,896
Whatever works for you.
422
00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:04,379
We'’ve got a little problem.
423
00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:05,448
Brad'’s outside.
424
00:17:05,517 --> 00:17:07,000
Brad?! gretchen?
425
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:07,758
Billy?
426
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:08,931
You know each other?
427
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,172
We were in love
428
00:17:10,241 --> 00:17:12,000
but I decided to
play in the big game
429
00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:14,172
instead of taking her
out for her birthday.
430
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,827
So I went out with John instead.
431
00:17:15,896 --> 00:17:18,206
And you never thought about
going out after the game?
432
00:17:18,275 --> 00:17:19,793
Zelda: Billy!
433
00:17:19,862 --> 00:17:21,413
That'’s why
you'’re lost in time.
434
00:17:21,482 --> 00:17:23,379
You'’ve got to go
back, skip the game
435
00:17:23,448 --> 00:17:24,896
and be with your girl.
436
00:17:24,965 --> 00:17:26,838
And you'’ve got to go out
there and make sure Brad
437
00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:28,862
doesn'’t come back here.
Just show him some clocks.
438
00:17:28,896 --> 00:17:30,517
Yeah, but if you sell
one, no commission.
439
00:17:30,586 --> 00:17:33,344
Now, let'’s let these
guys 23-skidoo.
440
00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:35,310
Hilda, that'’s the '’20s.
441
00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:37,931
Sorry, it looks
like you lose out.
442
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,586
Well, that'’s okay.
443
00:17:39,655 --> 00:17:43,724
If you ever find yourself
in 1946, look me up.
444
00:17:45,827 --> 00:17:47,103
Toodle-oo.
445
00:17:47,172 --> 00:17:49,724
Buy bonds.
446
00:17:49,793 --> 00:17:51,758
Okay, so we'’ve sent
three very confused people
447
00:17:51,827 --> 00:17:53,379
back home through a clock.
448
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,620
Now all I have to do is come
up with an excuse for Brad.
449
00:17:55,689 --> 00:17:57,689
Hilda, do you feel strange?
450
00:17:57,758 --> 00:17:59,000
Definitely.
451
00:18:01,241 --> 00:18:02,482
What'’s that?
452
00:18:02,551 --> 00:18:03,793
This Brad is the boy
453
00:18:03,862 --> 00:18:05,827
who dislikes you for
no apparent reason?
454
00:18:05,896 --> 00:18:06,517
That'’s right.
455
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:10,172
Bingo! Witch hunter!
456
00:18:10,241 --> 00:18:12,034
As in "hunts witches"?
457
00:18:12,103 --> 00:18:14,862
A very small amount of mortals
are born with a witch-hunting gene
458
00:18:14,931 --> 00:18:17,034
that makes them want
to ferret out witches.
459
00:18:17,103 --> 00:18:19,482
Something new and
horrible... Right on time.
460
00:18:19,551 --> 00:18:22,379
Okay, so Harvey'’s best
friend is trying to out me?
461
00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:24,000
He doesn'’t know
what he'’s doing.
462
00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:26,275
He just senses magic and
it makes him suspicious.
463
00:18:26,344 --> 00:18:28,482
Yeah, the real danger
comes when a witch
464
00:18:28,551 --> 00:18:31,137
inadvertently reveals
herself to a witch hunter.
465
00:18:31,206 --> 00:18:34,000
Then you get turned into a
mouse for a hundred years.
466
00:18:34,068 --> 00:18:35,551
So we have to be very careful.
467
00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:37,275
Oh, well, we'’re always careful
468
00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:39,379
and we'’d never do
magic around... dreama!
469
00:18:43,068 --> 00:18:46,482
Maybe they'’re next
door at the beef bowl.
470
00:18:48,068 --> 00:18:49,344
No dreama.
471
00:18:49,413 --> 00:18:51,551
Good-bye, license.
472
00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:53,068
Good-bye, home.
473
00:18:53,137 --> 00:18:54,344
Witch hunter! [ Whistling]
474
00:18:54,413 --> 00:18:55,241
Give me her!
475
00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:57,206
What?
476
00:18:57,275 --> 00:18:59,586
I'’m so sorry.
477
00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:01,931
Miss spellman, do I have to add
478
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,241
crimes against
nature to your dossier?
479
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,586
I...
480
00:19:05,655 --> 00:19:07,172
Dreama! Thank goodness.
481
00:19:07,241 --> 00:19:08,344
Who am I holding?
482
00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:09,793
My science project.
483
00:19:09,862 --> 00:19:11,000
Note the tumor.
484
00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:12,655
Kraft: You will
be happy to learn
485
00:19:12,724 --> 00:19:17,103
the detention hall now
serves a continental breakfast.
486
00:19:18,827 --> 00:19:20,689
Your girlfriend is weird.
487
00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:22,000
I know.
488
00:19:24,034 --> 00:19:26,344
I'’ve been looking for
you for, like, an hour.
489
00:19:26,413 --> 00:19:28,000
I have a pager.
490
00:19:28,068 --> 00:19:31,000
Here'’s your vintage yearbooks
491
00:19:31,068 --> 00:19:33,827
and my heartfelt letter
of recommendation.
492
00:19:33,896 --> 00:19:35,206
You really wrote it?
493
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,137
With a little encouragement
from dreama.
494
00:19:37,206 --> 00:19:39,862
She sat me down and told
me to just write what I feel.
495
00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:42,482
The first three drafts were
about my stomachache
496
00:19:42,551 --> 00:19:44,931
but this last one'’s
straight from the heart.
497
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,068
"Sabrina spellman
is the nicest, smartest
498
00:19:47,137 --> 00:19:49,206
"most imaginative
person i'’ve ever met.
499
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:52,034
Pick her as yearbook editor
and watch her work her magic."
500
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,620
Oh, Harvey.
501
00:19:53,689 --> 00:19:55,448
[ Bell rings]
502
00:19:55,517 --> 00:19:58,827
Life'’s great when you'’re
not annoyed with me.
503
00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:02,310
So, you annoyed with me?
504
00:20:02,379 --> 00:20:04,448
You know, you'’re not
very good with your magic
505
00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:06,103
but you'’re a
pretty good friend.
506
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:09,517
All this excitement
has made me thirsty.
507
00:20:09,586 --> 00:20:13,000
No!
508
00:20:13,068 --> 00:20:16,724
Let'’s go over the rules again.
509
00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:20,482
Well?
510
00:20:20,551 --> 00:20:21,965
Well, Brad made
511
00:20:22,034 --> 00:20:23,586
yearbook editor.
512
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:24,895
We can turn him into a chicken.
513
00:20:24,931 --> 00:20:26,206
Well, that'’s okay.
514
00:20:26,275 --> 00:20:28,344
I'’ll have plenty to
do mentoring dreama.
515
00:20:28,413 --> 00:20:29,862
Did you get your clock fixed?
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Of course.
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I run a clock shop.
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Since hilda has absolutely no
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experience fixing things,
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we had to improvise a little.
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I'’m not doing this all night.
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I'’m not working weekends.
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I'’m taking holidays off.
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Salem...
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Cuckoo.
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