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Morning.
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Oh, who'’d call us at this hour?
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Oh.
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We have to send our magic
in for its 25-year overhaul.
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Consumer reportssays
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be careful where you
tune up your magic.
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You could get ripped off.
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It'’s going to take me a couple
of weeks to clear off my list.
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When do we have to send it in?
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Today.
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Hilda, is it possible
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that you forgot to mention
a previous warning?
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Or three.
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Three?
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Zellie, you wouldn'’t hurt
an unarmed girl, would you?
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So how about that weather?
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Is it seasonal or what?
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Morning.
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Well, Sabrina, thanks to the
incompetence of your aunt hilda
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the two of us are going to be
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without magic for
a couple of days.
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Wow. That sort of makes me
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the most powerful
woman in the household.
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In a way.
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Let'’s see, what would
the most powerful woman
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in the household
have for breakfast?
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I know, ice cream.
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Long live the teen.
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Tonight'’s show
will bowl you over.
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Why do we have to look
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for the family secret board now?
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Because Sabrina'’s at school
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and I want to
surprise her with it.
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Yeah. I can'’t wait to see
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the look of indifference
on her face. Oh!
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Didn'’t you get the memo?
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This is myfort.
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Salem, what are you doing here?
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Looking for
something to play with.
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All my toys have developed
an unfortunate patina of spit.
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Have you seen the
family secret board?
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No, but it might help
if I knew what it was.
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It'’s an ancient heirloom.
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Sabrina will use it to display
the clues to the family secrets
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so she can decipher
them and solve it.
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There. see it?
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No, but I believe that'’s an old
shoe I haven'’t had my way with.
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Wait. I think I found something.
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In the rodent family?
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Please, god.
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One priceless antique.
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Oh... wonderful.
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And three pirates.
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Uh-oh.
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Hilda, you were supposed to
free these men 100 years ago.
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I blame the McKinley
administration.
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Sorry.
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[ All mumble]: That'’s okay.
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Well, the witches'’ council
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isn'’t going to be
happy about this.
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Housing prisoners
is a sacred duty...
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Almost as sacred
as letting them go.
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Man: Excuse me.
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May we have some water?
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And maybe some oxygen?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yes, of course.
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And maybe a bath.
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[ Chuckling]
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Tassels.
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Oh, oh, oh, yes.
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Hey, where'’d
hilda and Zelda go?
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Oh, well. Tassels.
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Guys?
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The new club on
grover is opening tonight
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and we have to go.
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I can'’t. I'’ve got
to go to the library.
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I promised my mom
i'’d research car seats
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to find the safest kind.
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Apparently, the ones they
used for us were deathtraps.
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See you later.
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We have to go to this club.
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It'’s an over-18 club.
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That means people
there are driving
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getting ready to go to college
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and maybe even
have part-time jobs.
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Valerie, you just described us.
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Yeah, but they'’re all over 18.
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Oh.
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Don'’t you tickle me,
you little stringy thingy.
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'’cause i'’m the
boss and I... oh!
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The family secret board!
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Well, needless to say,
"uh-oh, spaghettio'’s."
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So, what did the
witches'’ council say?
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[ Pirates growling]
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"Since their release is so..."
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And "so" is underlined.
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"overdue"
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we have to rehabilitate them
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before the council
will restore their magic
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and introduce them
to polite witch society.
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Well, that shouldn'’t
be so hard.
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They seem to
respond well to food.
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Sit.
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See?
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[ Whimpers]
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[ Growling]
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I'’ve said this a lot
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over the last few hundred years
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but i'’m going
to say it again...
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This is all your fault.
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I can'’t pick a diaper
service; It'’s too hard.
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You said the same
thing when your parents
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asked you to do their taxes.
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I just found out the club
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has a great band
playing tonight.
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Listen, Valerie,
i'’m not in the mood;
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Harvey'’s busy; We'’re not 18.
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It'’s '’n sync.
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And that changes everything.
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Tidy diaper?
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Doctor doody?
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Why couldn'’t my
parents just get a dog?
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"Heirloom: A family item
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"passed from one
generation to the next.
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Usually irreplaceable."
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Shoot.
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I guess I got to
fix that board...
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Or find a more
forgiving dictionary.
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Hmm.
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Let'’s try it again.
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Walk through the living
room like gentlemen.
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[ Shouting and grumbling]
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Whoo-hoo!
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Hello there, lovey.
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Big improvement.
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Yes, much better than last time
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when you got liquored up
and set the couch on fire.
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Hi. I'’ve got to hurry.
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I'’ve got to wait in
line to see a cool band.
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The club'’s on
grover... The mineshaft.
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Valerie will be there.
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I'’ll be home by curfew.
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Love you both.
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Why are there pirates
in the living room?
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Hello.
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What we'’re doing is not bad.
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It'’s not close to bad.
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It'’s... not bad.
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We'’re practically 18.
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It'’s just a number...
We'’re not going to drink.
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I won'’t even curse.
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We'’ll say our friends
are inside with our I.D'’s.
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Say it like we'’ve been
here a million times.
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I.d.s?
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We Don'’t have any.
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We'’re only 17.
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Maybe we should have
rehearsed a little bit more.
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Yeah.
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There... that'’s one.
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Only about a million more
pieces of this heirloom to go.
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Maybe it'’s time to start
exploring the options
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of running away from home.
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I'’m looking forward to cringing
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every time I think about
what just happened.
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Sabrina, Valerie, I
saw what happened.
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Here'’s a place where
you can get fake I.D.S fast.
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Tear it up.
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We'’re not going there.
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You'’re right.
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Let'’s hurry it up.
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'’n sync is starting.
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This doesn'’t seem like a
very good neighborhood.
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Yeah, '’cause the place
where I commit my other crimes
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is usually much more upscale.
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Yeah?
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Um, actually...
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I.d.s? yeah.
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20 bucks... come on.
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These.
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Can you see the picture?
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Urban decay doesn'’t
make for the best light.
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We'’re not doing anything wrong.
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No, absolutely nothing wrong.
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I feel very proud... cops!
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[ Siren wailing]
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[ Panting]
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You know what would
make this go faster?
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Hands... and a work ethic.
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You'’re at a dinner party,
and there are ladies present.
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[ Growling excitedly]
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So you...
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I know.
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Excellent.
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There you go, milady.
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Now...
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The ladies are seated.
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And then you...
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[ Growling and grunting]
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Hilda!
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What?
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We'’re just minutes
away from being deaf.
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Out.
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What happened?
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I think I see the problem.
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I'’m not a cross-eyed redhead
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and you'’re not a
middle-aged black man.
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Now, hilda'’s going to
pretend to be a salesman.
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Let'’s review.
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No running.
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Or screaming.
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Good... good.
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[ Knocking]
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Hello there.
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[ Screaming]
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[ Pirates laughing]
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Okay, no.
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You Don'’t greet a
guest by stabbing them.
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Oops.
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This bumbling idiot thing?
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It'’s really starting
to wear thin.
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Sabrina, you'’re home early.
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Yeah, it hasn'’t
been a good night.
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Sorry. Mine hasn'’t exactly been
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stellar either...
would you mind?
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Okay, this once.
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If I start leaking bile, mister
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someone'’s getting a time-out.
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Finally... the last piece.
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Now all I have to do
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is put the whole
thing back together
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or I can tell hilda
and Zelda the truth
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and take my
punishment like a man.
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Where'’s the hot glue gun?
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[ Grunts angrily]
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What are you doing
home... In your room?
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'’n sync was playing
at the mineshaft
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but I couldn'’t get in because
i'’m not completely old enough.
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You should get a fake I.D.
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What kind of person
do you think I am?
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A person who should be out
of the house on a Friday night...
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Especially out of her room.
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You know, the other realm
has excellent fake I.D.S.
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Really?
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The other realm?
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What is this, a
fake I.D. Franchise?
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Evening. Fake I.D.?
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Two please, one for
me and my friend Valerie.
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No problem.
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Huh. These are great.
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I especially like
my evening gown.
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But do you think my hair...?
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Cops!
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[ Siren wailing]
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First, i'’ll get all the
edge pieces together.
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Let'’s see...
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Oh, a tassel.
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Don'’t toy with me,
you saucy minx.
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[ Giggling]
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I can'’t believe
how good these are.
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Where'’d you get them?
Oh, the same place.
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I complained to the manager,
and he made everything right.
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I never think to
do things like that.
264
00:09:42,517 --> 00:09:45,068
I.d.s?
265
00:09:45,137 --> 00:09:47,241
They'’re not fake if that'’s
what you'’re thinking.
266
00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:49,517
Not that you would think...
She'’s just very excited
267
00:09:49,586 --> 00:09:51,620
you know, being able
to vote and everything.
268
00:09:51,689 --> 00:09:53,862
Go in.
269
00:09:53,931 --> 00:09:56,413
Whoo-hoo!
270
00:09:56,482 --> 00:09:59,068
Hey, i'’m an organ donor.
271
00:09:59,137 --> 00:10:02,724
Now, there'’s soda,
and there'’s rum.
272
00:10:02,793 --> 00:10:04,275
Which would you like to drink?
273
00:10:04,344 --> 00:10:05,275
Now, remember
274
00:10:05,344 --> 00:10:06,482
you'’re on parole.
275
00:10:07,896 --> 00:10:09,068
Exactly.
276
00:10:09,137 --> 00:10:10,413
[ Hilda and Zelda scream]
277
00:10:10,482 --> 00:10:12,034
Zelda: Gentlemen!
278
00:10:12,103 --> 00:10:13,413
Go for the jugular! Hilda!
279
00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:15,689
I am sorry, but they are
getting on my nerves.
280
00:10:15,758 --> 00:10:17,379
Come on! Come on!
281
00:10:17,448 --> 00:10:19,000
[ Pop music playing]
282
00:10:19,068 --> 00:10:23,517
♪ Baby, I Don'’t understand ♪
283
00:10:23,586 --> 00:10:27,000
♪ just why we can'’t be lovers ♪
284
00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:29,482
♪ things are getting
out of hand... ♪
285
00:10:29,551 --> 00:10:31,724
This is the best
idea i'’ve ever had.
286
00:10:31,793 --> 00:10:33,551
God bless fake I.D.S.
287
00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:34,482
Whoo!
288
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:38,241
♪ ...but, baby, we can win
289
00:10:38,310 --> 00:10:40,482
♪ let it go
290
00:10:40,551 --> 00:10:44,448
♪ if you want me,
girl, let me know ♪
291
00:10:44,517 --> 00:10:46,379
♪ I am down
292
00:10:46,448 --> 00:10:48,793
♪ on my knees
293
00:10:48,862 --> 00:10:53,000
♪ I can'’t take it anymore ♪
294
00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:57,068
♪ it'’s tearing up my
heart when i'’m with you ♪
295
00:10:57,137 --> 00:11:01,620
♪ but, when we are
apart, I feel it, too ♪
296
00:11:01,689 --> 00:11:05,551
♪ and no matter what I do...
297
00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:09,241
Ah. It took all evening, but
i'’ve put the board together.
298
00:11:09,310 --> 00:11:13,724
Man. 18-year-olds have fun.
299
00:11:13,793 --> 00:11:14,724
[ Groans]
300
00:11:14,793 --> 00:11:15,965
What was that?
301
00:11:16,034 --> 00:11:17,586
Candy wrappers.
302
00:11:17,655 --> 00:11:19,827
Boy, am I beat.
303
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:22,172
I'’m going to put this
away the magical way.
304
00:11:25,068 --> 00:11:27,344
Excellent.
305
00:11:27,413 --> 00:11:28,482
Hey!
306
00:11:28,551 --> 00:11:29,689
Sorry, sweetie
307
00:11:29,758 --> 00:11:32,137
but now that you have
an other realm fake I.D.
308
00:11:32,206 --> 00:11:33,551
Your magic is also fake.
309
00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:35,827
My magic is fake?
310
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:39,793
Why can'’t they just
outlaw all the illegal stuff?
311
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,344
Okay, i'’m not gonna panic.
312
00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:45,551
Maybe it'’s just certain
types of magic that are fake.
313
00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:47,379
I'’ll just put myself
314
00:11:47,448 --> 00:11:49,586
over there by the window.
315
00:11:49,655 --> 00:11:51,206
Good.
316
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:53,517
Okay, now i'’m queasy.
317
00:11:53,586 --> 00:11:55,586
Try saying that with
cat food in your stomach.
318
00:11:55,655 --> 00:11:57,586
Fake I.D.: Your magic
is now just an illusion.
319
00:11:57,655 --> 00:12:00,275
It may look real, but
when you examine it closer
320
00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:01,862
you see it'’s really fake.
321
00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:03,241
Got to get rid of this thing.
322
00:12:07,655 --> 00:12:11,379
Stupid lamination.
323
00:12:13,655 --> 00:12:15,448
Huh.
324
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,931
Maybe your aunts can help.
325
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,172
Good idea. They
always get a kick out of
326
00:12:20,241 --> 00:12:21,827
"Sabrina defying
authority" stories.
327
00:12:21,896 --> 00:12:23,172
If told with puppets.
328
00:12:23,241 --> 00:12:24,862
I just have to avoid them
329
00:12:24,931 --> 00:12:26,862
until I can figure this all out.
330
00:12:26,931 --> 00:12:28,241
Zelda: Sabrina! Hurry!
331
00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:29,241
Stupid...
332
00:12:29,310 --> 00:12:31,068
I just asked, "what do you do
333
00:12:31,137 --> 00:12:32,827
when a lady comes in the room?"
334
00:12:32,896 --> 00:12:34,068
He got it wrong.
335
00:12:34,137 --> 00:12:35,620
Could you help, please?
336
00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:36,965
Uh, sure.
337
00:12:41,172 --> 00:12:42,586
Odd.
338
00:12:42,655 --> 00:12:44,896
Oh, I think my finger'’s tired.
339
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,758
Um, have you tried this?
340
00:12:46,827 --> 00:12:48,172
Ow.
341
00:12:48,241 --> 00:12:49,344
Got to go.
342
00:12:49,413 --> 00:12:52,517
I'’ll just keep this
for a while, mister.
343
00:12:52,586 --> 00:12:53,965
Aha! It says here
344
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:56,793
"if more than one I.D. Was
procured, all must be returned."
345
00:12:56,862 --> 00:12:58,482
That'’s the answer.
346
00:12:58,551 --> 00:13:01,103
1:00 A.M. too late
to visit Valerie?
347
00:13:01,172 --> 00:13:03,620
Not if you Don'’t mind an
arrest report on your record.
348
00:13:03,689 --> 00:13:05,034
You'’re right.
349
00:13:05,103 --> 00:13:08,000
I'’ll just get it from her
first thing tomorrow.
350
00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:12,206
What are these hard
pieces in my bed?
351
00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:15,724
The broken shards of my future.
352
00:13:15,793 --> 00:13:16,724
Very nice.
353
00:13:16,793 --> 00:13:18,034
Har-har-har.
354
00:13:18,103 --> 00:13:19,413
Fine.
355
00:13:19,482 --> 00:13:20,482
I'’m fine.
356
00:13:20,517 --> 00:13:22,241
Ah, hey.
357
00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:23,931
Have you been
gutting fish again?
358
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000
Well, just...
359
00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:27,655
I'’ve got to go...
Early Bible study.
360
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,965
Could you zap in some
breakfast before you go?
361
00:13:30,034 --> 00:13:32,793
No time. First prayer'’s
always the best.
362
00:13:32,862 --> 00:13:34,586
Okay, well, I guess
it'’s tang again.
363
00:13:34,655 --> 00:13:35,655
Oh, tang. No.
364
00:13:36,793 --> 00:13:38,413
Hey, Sabrina, my mom liked
365
00:13:38,482 --> 00:13:40,172
the changing table I picked out.
366
00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:41,310
Oh, terrific.
367
00:13:41,379 --> 00:13:43,000
It'’s brown. Want
to see a picture?
368
00:13:43,068 --> 00:13:44,517
Sure.
369
00:13:44,586 --> 00:13:47,413
Valerie, I need to get
that I.D. Back from you.
370
00:13:47,482 --> 00:13:48,758
My mom has it.
371
00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:50,103
Why'’d you give it to her?
372
00:13:50,172 --> 00:13:52,689
She found it, but
luckily she was lenient.
373
00:13:52,758 --> 00:13:55,586
I'’m just not allowed to
have any fun ever again.
374
00:13:55,655 --> 00:13:59,689
So would it be a problem
to steal it back from her?
375
00:13:59,758 --> 00:14:01,137
I know i'’ve said it before
376
00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:03,413
but the pirates being
here is all your fault.
377
00:14:03,482 --> 00:14:05,896
Oh, pipe down and help
me find the cattle prod.
378
00:14:05,965 --> 00:14:07,862
What is this? Toast.
379
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,310
Oh, yeah. You got a
message from the other realm.
380
00:14:10,379 --> 00:14:11,862
It got stuck in my sourdough.
381
00:14:11,931 --> 00:14:13,034
What did it say?
382
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,758
"Your magic is
ready to be picked up"
383
00:14:14,827 --> 00:14:16,275
give or take a
butter stain or two.
384
00:14:16,344 --> 00:14:17,379
Oh, finally.
385
00:14:17,448 --> 00:14:19,586
Yes! Now when those
barbarians go to kiss us
386
00:14:19,655 --> 00:14:20,965
we can remove their lips.
387
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:21,965
Let'’s go.
388
00:14:22,034 --> 00:14:23,034
Wait, wait, wait.
389
00:14:23,068 --> 00:14:25,068
We can'’t just leave
the pirates here alone.
390
00:14:25,137 --> 00:14:26,931
They'’re sleeping.
Yes, but for how long?
391
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000
You Don'’t know
392
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,965
how hard you hit
them with that vase.
393
00:14:30,034 --> 00:14:31,379
Sabrina: I'’m home!
394
00:14:31,448 --> 00:14:32,586
Sabrina. Sabrina.
395
00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:34,689
Dear, would you mind
keeping an eye on the pirates
396
00:14:34,758 --> 00:14:36,172
while we run to the other realm?
397
00:14:36,241 --> 00:14:38,482
Don'’t worry. You can
handle them; You got magic.
398
00:14:38,551 --> 00:14:40,103
They'’re sleeping
in the dining room.
399
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:41,172
Don'’t ask.
400
00:14:42,344 --> 00:14:43,724
Okay, I can handle this.
401
00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:46,655
No problem. I'’ll just tiptoe
so they Don'’t wake up.
402
00:14:46,724 --> 00:14:48,275
[ Phone ringing]
403
00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:50,724
Hello.
404
00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:53,034
Sabrina, my parents
are freaking out.
405
00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:54,413
The I.D. Is talking.
406
00:14:54,482 --> 00:14:56,758
What? Oh, that'’s
just a security device.
407
00:14:56,827 --> 00:14:59,379
I'’m the only one who
knows how to turn it off.
408
00:14:59,448 --> 00:15:00,482
I'’ll bring it over.
409
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:01,482
Good.
410
00:15:01,551 --> 00:15:02,758
No! Pirates!
411
00:15:02,827 --> 00:15:03,551
Pirates?
412
00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:05,482
I didn'’t say "pirates."
413
00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:06,862
I said, "by gum."
414
00:15:06,931 --> 00:15:08,068
By gum, Don'’t come here.
415
00:15:08,137 --> 00:15:10,000
We'’ll meet halfway.
416
00:15:10,068 --> 00:15:11,068
At school.
417
00:15:12,827 --> 00:15:15,413
What if they wake up?
418
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,344
There. That should hold them.
419
00:15:18,413 --> 00:15:21,413
There. One crisis averted.
420
00:15:21,482 --> 00:15:22,758
One to go.
421
00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:31,000
Ha! Ha! Ha!
422
00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:33,344
[ Laughing]
423
00:15:33,413 --> 00:15:35,758
So our magic is being
delivered to our house.
424
00:15:35,827 --> 00:15:38,206
And, as usual, Salem
got it wrong and, as usual
425
00:15:38,275 --> 00:15:41,517
the magic maintenance
department was right about it.
426
00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:43,482
Sabrina'’s keeping
an eye on the pirates.
427
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:44,758
[ Yelling]
428
00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:48,034
I hope that was just fiction
about pirates eating cats.
429
00:15:49,379 --> 00:15:51,137
Oh, not the board,
anything but the board
430
00:15:51,206 --> 00:15:53,000
or the cat.
431
00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:55,724
[ Doorbell chimes]
432
00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:56,965
The door!
433
00:15:57,034 --> 00:15:58,034
[ Yelling]
434
00:15:59,655 --> 00:16:01,068
Shh.
435
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:09,413
We got magic.
436
00:16:13,448 --> 00:16:14,758
I love magic.
437
00:16:14,827 --> 00:16:16,241
[ Laughing]
438
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:17,793
[ Crying]
439
00:16:17,862 --> 00:16:19,000
I'’m so sorry.
440
00:16:19,068 --> 00:16:21,482
I never should have
gotten the talking I.D.S.
441
00:16:21,551 --> 00:16:23,413
I saw the lips move.
442
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,862
Hologram. You know criminals;
They'’re always a step ahead.
443
00:16:25,931 --> 00:16:27,724
Yeah, but it was yelling at me.
444
00:16:27,793 --> 00:16:30,241
Oh, hey! I think I
see your parents.
445
00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:31,379
Aren'’t you grounded?
446
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:32,862
I'’ll crawl back
through the sewers.
447
00:16:34,551 --> 00:16:36,344
Two of two, I.D.S do I wield.
448
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,827
Take them back so
my magic will be real.
449
00:16:40,379 --> 00:16:41,310
Yes!
450
00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:42,517
Pirates!
451
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:46,172
Oh, thank heavens
they'’re still here.
452
00:16:46,241 --> 00:16:47,862
[ Groaning]
453
00:16:50,689 --> 00:16:52,758
What do the words, "stay home
454
00:16:52,827 --> 00:16:54,758
and watch the
pirates" mean to you?
455
00:16:54,827 --> 00:16:56,344
Sorry. I'’ll free you.
456
00:16:56,413 --> 00:16:58,655
You can'’t. We'’re
magically tied.
457
00:16:58,724 --> 00:16:59,734
How? The pirates Don'’t...
458
00:16:59,758 --> 00:17:01,655
The pirates got our
magic. Don'’t ask.
459
00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:05,034
Please, do something
to stop them.
460
00:17:05,103 --> 00:17:07,586
Sure. You should
just know that I only left
461
00:17:07,655 --> 00:17:09,827
to help someone
in trouble... me.
462
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,448
[ Yelling]
463
00:17:16,689 --> 00:17:18,827
[ Whooping and laughing]
464
00:17:22,034 --> 00:17:25,172
Thank goodness I have magic.
465
00:17:25,241 --> 00:17:27,310
Which witch shall we kill first?
466
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,068
It'’s Peter Pan!
467
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,793
You'’re all codfish-es.
468
00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:35,655
We'’re doomed.
469
00:17:37,448 --> 00:17:40,586
A wire? I was flying by wire?
470
00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:42,758
It was an illusion?
471
00:17:42,827 --> 00:17:43,931
Got to go.
472
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,344
[ Sighs]
473
00:17:45,413 --> 00:17:47,482
I'’ll never bat a tassel again.
474
00:17:47,551 --> 00:17:49,206
I sent back both I.D.S.
475
00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:51,103
Why is my magic still fake?
476
00:17:51,172 --> 00:17:52,689
It said you had
to returnall I.D.S.
477
00:17:52,758 --> 00:17:54,344
It didn'’t say that
would fix things.
478
00:17:54,413 --> 00:17:57,620
You know, i'’m getting a little
tired of these technicalities.
479
00:17:57,689 --> 00:17:59,000
Zelda: Sabrina! Hurry!
480
00:17:59,068 --> 00:18:01,034
And that. Please let
this be good news.
481
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,586
Oh, could be worse.
482
00:18:04,655 --> 00:18:06,034
Sabrina, there are sharks.
483
00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:09,586
Help!
484
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,827
Okay, this may not be
the best time to tell you this
485
00:18:11,896 --> 00:18:13,827
but, um, I got a fake
I.D. From the other realm
486
00:18:13,896 --> 00:18:15,310
and now my magic
is no longer real.
487
00:18:15,379 --> 00:18:17,000
That'’s just fine.
488
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,793
Couldn'’t have
replaced it with pillows?
489
00:18:20,862 --> 00:18:22,620
Get up fast. The tank'’s
going to come back.
490
00:18:22,689 --> 00:18:23,689
It'’s just an illusion.
491
00:18:23,724 --> 00:18:25,689
You'’re fine now;
Get our magic back.
492
00:18:25,758 --> 00:18:26,758
Whoa!
493
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:31,344
Why'’d my magic come back?
494
00:18:31,413 --> 00:18:33,310
To get rid of fake magic
495
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:35,310
caused by a fake I.D.,
you have to confess
496
00:18:35,379 --> 00:18:37,275
to the adults and
accept their punishment.
497
00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:38,448
Get my magic!
498
00:18:42,896 --> 00:18:44,862
[ Panting]
499
00:18:44,931 --> 00:18:48,310
All I have to do is get the
board back to the basement
500
00:18:48,379 --> 00:18:50,103
and no one will ever know I...
501
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,482
What the...?
502
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:55,551
What'’s my punishment?
503
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:56,620
We'’ll let you know
504
00:18:56,655 --> 00:18:58,137
pending our survival. Look out!
505
00:18:58,206 --> 00:18:59,862
Ha!
506
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:10,344
Thank you.
507
00:19:10,413 --> 00:19:12,655
Freeze!
508
00:19:12,724 --> 00:19:13,724
Look out!
509
00:19:13,793 --> 00:19:14,827
He'’s going for my magic!
510
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,344
[ Crying]
511
00:19:26,413 --> 00:19:28,344
Freeze.
512
00:19:28,413 --> 00:19:30,000
You fought a good fight.
513
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:33,758
Thanks. Man, it was tough,
like a real test, you know?
514
00:19:33,827 --> 00:19:36,034
Almost like a
punishment, i'’d say.
515
00:19:36,103 --> 00:19:37,448
And yet, it wasn'’t.
516
00:19:37,517 --> 00:19:39,620
No. We have
something else in mind.
517
00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:41,068
Taking down the boat.
518
00:19:41,137 --> 00:19:42,206
By hand.
519
00:19:42,275 --> 00:19:44,275
[ Crying]
520
00:19:44,344 --> 00:19:46,517
Ouch. I got another splinter.
521
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:50,517
Why couldn'’t the pirates
have conjured a sanded boat?
522
00:19:50,586 --> 00:19:52,724
How ever you decide
to handle that wound
523
00:19:52,793 --> 00:19:55,172
do not, I repeat, do
not chew your hand off.
524
00:19:55,241 --> 00:19:58,482
I had a cat friend who
learned that the hard way.
525
00:19:58,551 --> 00:20:00,586
This seems to be
coming along well.
526
00:20:00,655 --> 00:20:02,000
I got a splinter.
527
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,517
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
tell it to child services.
528
00:20:04,586 --> 00:20:05,655
What about Valerie?
529
00:20:05,724 --> 00:20:07,793
I told her parents
I got the I.D.S.
530
00:20:07,862 --> 00:20:10,413
Expect a phone call
from them berating you.
531
00:20:10,482 --> 00:20:12,206
Well, this whole
pirate ordeal started
532
00:20:12,275 --> 00:20:14,379
because we were looking
for the board you need
533
00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:15,724
to decode the family secret.
534
00:20:15,793 --> 00:20:17,724
I see. So the
punishment continues?
535
00:20:17,793 --> 00:20:18,793
Salem!
536
00:20:18,862 --> 00:20:21,586
I tried so hard.
537
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,586
I'’m not a puzzle person.
538
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:25,793
That'’s okay. It'’s
the effort that counts.
539
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,206
Were you drunk?
540
00:20:28,275 --> 00:20:29,896
We'’ll just have to
use the other board.
541
00:20:29,965 --> 00:20:33,172
There'’s another board? Duh.
542
00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:38,448
Okay, these are my
clues to the family secret.
543
00:20:40,379 --> 00:20:41,620
Which relative gave me
544
00:20:41,689 --> 00:20:42,965
a picture of fire?
545
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,275
One of the pirates.
546
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,344
I'’m related to them?
547
00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:46,827
It involves a third cousin
548
00:20:46,896 --> 00:20:49,000
and a crazy night
in Kingston, Jamaica.
549
00:20:49,068 --> 00:20:52,137
You know, with all the
clues nicely displayed like that
550
00:20:52,206 --> 00:20:54,344
I still can'’t begin to
figure out the family secret.
551
00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:56,206
Think it has something
to do with manure?
552
00:20:56,275 --> 00:20:57,206
Where do you get that?
553
00:20:57,275 --> 00:21:00,172
I just like saying, "manure."
554
00:21:00,241 --> 00:21:02,413
[ Yelling]
555
00:21:02,482 --> 00:21:04,137
Please?!
556
00:21:04,206 --> 00:21:06,965
I'’ve got an idea.
557
00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:08,034
Enjoy the show.
558
00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:09,379
No I.D. Required.
559
00:21:09,448 --> 00:21:11,862
♪ Your love is like a river
560
00:21:11,931 --> 00:21:14,931
♪ peaceful and deep
561
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,241
♪ your soul is like a secret
562
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,551
♪ that I never could keep
563
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:23,862
♪ when I look into your eyes
564
00:21:23,931 --> 00:21:26,758
♪ I know that it'’s true ♪
565
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:29,827
♪ god must have spent
566
00:21:29,896 --> 00:21:34,000
♪ a little more time on you.
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