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Okay, that hurt.
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Sabrina, you'’re going
to be late for school.
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Oh! Hey!
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A promotional cap is not a toy.
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Sorry. It'’s my stupid hair.
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I know what I need:
Professional help.
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You really Don'’t have time...
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Oh! Jose eber!
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Way to conjure!
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Okay, be honest with
me. Am I too light?
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Hey! He'’s here for me.
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Excuse me!
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You just slept funny.
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My problems are centuries old.
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Yeah, but I have a social life.
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I Don'’t know where I
am or what'’s going on
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but my fee is $1,000 an hour.
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Shake your head, darling.
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Can you see my roots?
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And I thought I
looked pert before.
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Aah...
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Nothing like a
run in the morning
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to make you feel alive.
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I thought running
involved speed.
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Why is the cat
dressed like a jockey?
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Coach! I'’m her coach.
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I'’m training for a decathlon
and no, you'’re not.
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Did you know that the world'’s
fastest animal is the cheetah?
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Let me share my
feline expertise.
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You only want to be my
trainer because the other realm
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gives generous
stipends to coaches.
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And the fame.
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Let'’s not forget the fame.
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[ Humming]
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Either you'’ve had a
religious experience
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or... you saw susie!
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I just attended a lecture
of hers in the other realm.
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So uplifting.
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That woman is so inspirational.
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Because of her, I
stopped killing for sport.
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She sounds like a
Saint. Who is she?
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Your no-good uncle
Clyde'’s illegitimate daughter.
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And she'’s coming
to visit you this Friday
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to tell you about
the family secret.
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Great.
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What'’s the matter?
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All this talk about susie
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has me kind of depressed.
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Susie can make
anyone feel inadequate.
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Not that.
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No one mentioned my cute hair.
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Hey, Harvey.
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Whoa! You'’re... that...
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I picked it out myself.
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Have you lost your sight?
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No. Since my
mom'’s been pregnant
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she'’s been too
busy to shop for me
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so I got to buy my whole
winter wardrobe alone.
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You mean
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there'’s more?
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Cool.
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Oh, what'’s that?
Westbridge is publishing
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a brochure to attract tourists.
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They'’re looking
to hire an attractive
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fun, young couple for the cover.
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The mister and I
are going to try out.
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Really?
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I tell you, salinas
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you'’d swear he
was John Travolta.
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If he were taller and had hair.
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Okay, maybe he should
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also lose the pockmarks.
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Hey, we should try out.
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We'’re attractive
and fun and boil free.
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Please.
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We...
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Are the best-looking couple.
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I thought you were dating Dan.
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Dan'’s a blond.
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We'’d clash.
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You know, she'’s so
obsessed with her looks.
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Let'’s prove to
her we'’re cuter.
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[ Blows whistle]
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[ Shrieks]
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[ Grunts]
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You'’re doing that all wrong.
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You'’re right.
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I should be hitting
a sack full of cat.
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You can'’t be my coach.
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Are you ready?
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For what?
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We'’re going to meet with susie.
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We'’re going to shore up
the eroding hillsides of Venus
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with kudzu, remember?
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Right.
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Darn it. I can'’t.
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My trainer'’s making
me do sprints.
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Really?
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Well, i'’m glad to see
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the two of you have
come to an agreement.
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Susie'’s helping me
realize how important it is
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to have Harmony in the family.
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You break another
promise, i'’ll kill you.
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Thank you, hilda.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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You'’ll never
regret this decision.
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You'’re welcome.
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Now run till you bleed!
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Hey, ready to go to
the modeling audition?
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Another of your winter outfits?
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So trying hard didn'’t
make a difference?
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You know, funny thing... I
went shopping at a swap meet
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and I picked up a bag
of cool guy-clothes.
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Why Don'’t you go try them on?
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It'’s like taking
a trip to the mall
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without leaving the house.
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Okay, but it'’s going
to make me want
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one of those huge
cinnamon things.
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Fashionable yet affordable.
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Wow. I'’ve never seen a
more brochure-looking outfit.
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Not only that, the
pants Don'’t itch.
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Surprise.
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Oh... nice zamboni.
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Say hello to the domin-a-tron.
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Straight from the other realm.
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It'’s all ours
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pending 48 more payments.
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Don'’t tell me...
When i'’m not using it
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it'’ll fit under my bed.
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Just press the start button.
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Somebody'’s been
reading the instructions.
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Machine: Level-one
workout activated.
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Oh, no! You got a talking one.
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If you need me, i'’ll
be right over here...
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Carbo-loading.
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[ Loud munching]
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"Famine, pestilence, war..."
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War. I like it.
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When did you
become a republican?
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Susie'’s been encouraging
me to invent something
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that will truly benefit mankind.
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And what are you
doing after lunch?
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I can'’t decide whether to
wipe out disease or hunger...
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Or maybe take a
bite out of crime.
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[ Phone ringing]
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Hello.
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This is she.
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That'’s great!
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Thank you!
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Harvey and I just won
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the cutest couple contest
for the westbridge brochure.
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That'’s nice, sweetie.
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You must be so excited.
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Oh, it'’s no big deal.
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I'’m just doing my part
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to help the community.
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Oh! Speaking of helping
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susie will be here soon.
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I'’m the best.
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Oh, yes...
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Kate moss, eat your heart out.
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Oh, that'’s right...
You Don'’t eat.
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I... can'’t... make it.
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Salem, a few words of
encouragement, please?
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[ Snoring]
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Didn'’t work. I'’m stopping.
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Do not quit.
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You can do it.
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Maybe I can.
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Workout complete.
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You'’re a winner.
You'’re a winner.
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Was someone complimenting me?
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I'’ve got to get going.
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Cousin susie will
be here any minute.
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See you later, big guy.
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Excellent workout.
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You are a lovely lady.
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I like this machine.
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It'’s so honest.
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Yes! I'’ll get all the glory
with none of the work.
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By the way, cat
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i'’mgoing to be the new coach.
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The fame will be mine
and I will crush anyone
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that gets in my way.
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It'’s alive!
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The domin-a-tron is alive
and it doesn'’t like me.
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Oh, you are just jealous
because I like it better than you.
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It'’s a machine.
It'’s not alive.
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Well, I guess it'’s
possible that i'’m wrong...
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If you pushed a
"threaten the cat" button.
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I wonder what'’s
taking susie so long?
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She probably stopped
to heal the sick.
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So, she'’ll want
to wash her hands
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when she gets here.
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Cousin susie!
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Hello, all.
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What'’d you bring me?
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Cousin susie, i'’ve heard
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so much...
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Whoa!
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Sit by me, dear.
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I want to apologize
for being so late.
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I stopped to deliver
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a cauldron of chicken
soup to my neighbor.
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The old lady that
lives in the shoe.
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Yes. She'’s very lonely now
that all her children have grown.
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They Don'’t visit.
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Where could they stay?
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She turned the toe
into a sewing room.
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Well, I try not to judge.
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Oh, cousin susie, you
are goodness personified.
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Oh, please.
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Can'’t you see it?
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Sure.
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Let'’s talk about
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the family secret.
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I really Don'’t have
time right now.
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I'’ve got to write
a term paper on...
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"The history of term papers."
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I think it'’s for extra credit.
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Harvey, i'’m sure whatever
you wear will be just fine.
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No, not plaid!
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[ Knocking]
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Got to go.
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I hope i'’m not disturbing you.
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Oh, well, actually I was
just about to take a shower.
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We didn'’t get a
chance to talk earlier
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and I noticed you were
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a little uncomfortable.
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Oh! I must remember
fabric softener
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when I wash my underwear.
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Sabrina, do you have a problem
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with the way I look?
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No, you'’re a very
nice wart... woman!
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Beauty is very
important to you, isn'’t it?
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No. I'’m just not looking at you
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because i'’m...
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Being coy.
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But looks are fleeting.
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Someday you'’ll learn that.
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Maybe sooner than you think.
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What do you mean by that?
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Older witches are supposed
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to teach things to
younger witches.
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How to crochet?
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Don'’t worry.
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You'’ll see.
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Time for my pre-breakfast meal.
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I am your leader.
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All appliances will obey
my every command.
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[ Whirring]
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Now I know why he was on sale.
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Help!
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Sabrina, it'’s horrible.
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Just horrible!
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Oh, no. Is it my face?
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Oh, good. Cousin susie
didn'’t do anything to me.
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The appliances are
taking over the house.
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No one is safe.
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No one!
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Salem, no more sardines
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and mystery science theater
before bedtime for you.
263
00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,000
[ Sobbing]
264
00:09:29,206 --> 00:09:30,137
[ Shrieks]
265
00:09:30,206 --> 00:09:31,137
It was really great
266
00:09:31,206 --> 00:09:32,758
how I fooled you into thinking
267
00:09:32,827 --> 00:09:34,862
I wantedto win that
brochure contest.
268
00:09:34,931 --> 00:09:36,827
Oh, yeah. Who'’d
want to be on a cover
269
00:09:36,896 --> 00:09:39,000
where thousands upon
thousands of people
270
00:09:39,068 --> 00:09:40,379
will see and admire you?
271
00:09:40,448 --> 00:09:42,379
Get away from me, sasquatch.
272
00:09:45,034 --> 00:09:47,758
I guess cousin susie
was just trying to scare me.
273
00:09:47,827 --> 00:09:48,965
Harvey: Hi, Sabrina.
274
00:09:49,034 --> 00:09:50,965
Oh, hey, Harvey...
275
00:09:51,034 --> 00:09:52,034
Whoa!
276
00:09:55,793 --> 00:09:57,137
Harvey, your face!
277
00:09:57,206 --> 00:09:58,758
Yeah, I know.
278
00:09:58,827 --> 00:10:01,793
My dad'’s sending me
to an endocrinologist.
279
00:10:03,827 --> 00:10:06,448
Well, on the bright side,
your clothes look good.
280
00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:11,655
Cousin susie,
who'’s so... cutesy
281
00:10:11,724 --> 00:10:14,241
please come and help
Harvey out of this hair doozy.
282
00:10:14,310 --> 00:10:17,275
Okay, I got your point.
283
00:10:17,344 --> 00:10:19,068
I put too much
emphasis on appearances
284
00:10:19,137 --> 00:10:20,413
and now my boyfriend'’s ugly.
285
00:10:20,482 --> 00:10:21,896
I learned an important lesson.
286
00:10:21,965 --> 00:10:23,517
Now please make
Harvey cute again.
287
00:10:23,586 --> 00:10:25,862
Only you can fix him, Sabrina.
288
00:10:25,931 --> 00:10:28,034
Not with all the
nair in new england.
289
00:10:28,103 --> 00:10:31,103
When you'’ve truly learned
your lesson, he'’ll change back.
290
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:32,482
Cookie?
291
00:10:35,965 --> 00:10:38,034
But just one.
292
00:10:38,103 --> 00:10:39,551
Oh!
293
00:10:39,620 --> 00:10:41,000
Maybe i'’ve had enough.
294
00:10:41,068 --> 00:10:43,275
According to this heart
monitor i'’m... dead.
295
00:10:43,344 --> 00:10:44,758
Remember the decathlon.
296
00:10:44,827 --> 00:10:46,586
You can take home the gold.
297
00:10:46,655 --> 00:10:50,172
I Don'’t know why Salem
despises this machine.
298
00:10:50,241 --> 00:10:52,448
I'’m gonna write a
strongly-worded letter
299
00:10:52,517 --> 00:10:54,034
to the sunbeam corporation.
300
00:10:54,103 --> 00:10:55,206
Zelda: Salem!
301
00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:56,310
[ Sobbing]
302
00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:59,586
I have just had a
major breakthrough.
303
00:10:59,655 --> 00:11:03,758
Using deionization and
a smidge of hantavirus
304
00:11:03,827 --> 00:11:06,241
I have discovered a process
305
00:11:06,310 --> 00:11:08,206
for converting an
everyday substance
306
00:11:08,275 --> 00:11:09,517
into an edible protein.
307
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,655
Oh, cousin susie is
going to be so proud of me.
308
00:11:14,551 --> 00:11:16,034
[ Shuddering]
309
00:11:16,103 --> 00:11:18,103
Okay, i'’m not imagining this.
310
00:11:18,172 --> 00:11:19,586
[ Sobbing]
311
00:11:19,655 --> 00:11:22,827
[ Sighs]
312
00:11:22,896 --> 00:11:24,689
So, uh, what did the nurse say?
313
00:11:24,758 --> 00:11:26,551
Well, after she
stopped screaming
314
00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,000
she told me I should see
315
00:11:28,068 --> 00:11:29,931
an orthopedic
doctor for the hump
316
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,931
and a dentist for my teeth.
317
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,896
Then she gave me
this book on hygiene
318
00:11:33,965 --> 00:11:35,137
and asked me to leave.
319
00:11:35,206 --> 00:11:37,551
Same thing she did
when I got acid in my eye.
320
00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:38,724
[ Frustrated sigh]
321
00:11:38,793 --> 00:11:41,724
Cousin susie'’s done
a horrible, hideous
322
00:11:41,793 --> 00:11:43,103
gross thing to Harvey.
323
00:11:43,172 --> 00:11:45,448
Don'’t speak that way
about cousin susie.
324
00:11:45,517 --> 00:11:47,931
She'’s the best person
in the whole world.
325
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,413
Right now she'’s
feeding homeless witches.
326
00:11:56,344 --> 00:11:58,517
But Harvey'’s growing
hair and turning into a beast.
327
00:11:58,586 --> 00:12:00,310
He'’s a 17-year-old boy.
328
00:12:00,379 --> 00:12:02,310
Sounds like he'’s
right on track.
329
00:12:02,379 --> 00:12:03,448
He has a giant wart...
330
00:12:03,517 --> 00:12:05,931
I Don'’t have time to
talk about this right now.
331
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,413
I am almost finished
with this portable machine
332
00:12:08,482 --> 00:12:10,034
that will turn dirt into food.
333
00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:12,344
It'’s going to ease the
suffering of millions.
334
00:12:12,413 --> 00:12:13,482
Fine.
335
00:12:13,551 --> 00:12:15,275
Easy to see where
your priorities lie.
336
00:12:15,344 --> 00:12:18,137
Someone should
cross-reference this thing.
337
00:12:18,206 --> 00:12:19,689
[ Whimpering]
338
00:12:19,758 --> 00:12:21,448
What are you doing? Hiding.
339
00:12:21,517 --> 00:12:24,172
You didn'’t happen to see a
rogue iron out there, did you?
340
00:12:24,241 --> 00:12:25,413
Poor Harvey'’s been pregnant
341
00:12:25,482 --> 00:12:27,034
turned into a
bowling pin, a frog...
342
00:12:27,103 --> 00:12:28,551
Wait a minute.
When he was a frog
343
00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:30,241
I kissed him and
that broke the spell.
344
00:12:30,310 --> 00:12:32,275
If I kiss him, that'’ll
prove to cousin susie
345
00:12:32,344 --> 00:12:34,517
that I Don'’t have a problem
with the way he looks.
346
00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:36,034
Gotta go.
347
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:39,586
D-Don'’t tell the food
processor you saw me.
348
00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:41,517
I'’ve got to rest.
349
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,034
Stop.
350
00:12:43,103 --> 00:12:44,931
You can do it.
351
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,827
No, really. I'’m in pain
and judge Judy'’son.
352
00:12:47,896 --> 00:12:49,413
Become a winner.
353
00:12:49,482 --> 00:12:51,655
There must be a glitch.
354
00:12:52,413 --> 00:12:53,655
Ow!
355
00:12:53,724 --> 00:12:55,931
I'’ll tell you when you
can take a break, sister.
356
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,827
Now work.
357
00:12:57,896 --> 00:13:01,206
I must'’ve set this
thing on tough love.
358
00:13:11,931 --> 00:13:13,551
Nope...
359
00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:16,206
Still tastes like dirt.
360
00:13:16,275 --> 00:13:18,551
You exercise like a girl.
361
00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:20,206
I ama girl.
362
00:13:20,275 --> 00:13:23,379
And now, thanks to you,
i'’m in pretty good shape.
363
00:13:23,448 --> 00:13:25,172
[ Electric buzz]
364
00:13:25,241 --> 00:13:26,344
Ow!
365
00:13:26,413 --> 00:13:28,275
You know, for a
cold, metal machine
366
00:13:28,344 --> 00:13:29,655
you'’re pretty heartless.
367
00:13:29,724 --> 00:13:31,206
I'’m finding Salem.
368
00:13:33,172 --> 00:13:34,689
I can'’t let go!
369
00:13:34,758 --> 00:13:36,241
I control everything
in the house.
370
00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:38,310
You can let go...
371
00:13:38,379 --> 00:13:42,206
After you'’ve
given me fifty reps.
372
00:13:42,275 --> 00:13:44,620
Seven... eight...
373
00:13:48,448 --> 00:13:49,689
Harvey?
374
00:13:49,758 --> 00:13:51,206
Yeah, it'’s me.
375
00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:52,448
Whoa. I know.
376
00:13:52,517 --> 00:13:54,793
My mom made an appointment
with the veterinarian.
377
00:13:54,862 --> 00:13:57,586
If they say anything about
emptying a fecal gland... run.
378
00:13:57,655 --> 00:13:58,931
Look, I...
379
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,896
I can'’t stay... I just
came by for a kiss.
380
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,413
Really?
381
00:14:02,482 --> 00:14:03,655
Okay.
382
00:14:11,137 --> 00:14:12,137
Nothing!
383
00:14:13,379 --> 00:14:16,379
♪ Kumbaya, my lord...
384
00:14:16,448 --> 00:14:18,241
Okay, what gives?
385
00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:20,103
I'’ve proven that
looks Don'’t matter.
386
00:14:20,172 --> 00:14:21,379
I kissed that beast.
387
00:14:21,448 --> 00:14:24,448
Well, Sabrina, some lessons
aren'’t that easy to learn.
388
00:14:24,517 --> 00:14:25,965
Believe me, that wasn'’t easy.
389
00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:27,655
I'’ve still got the
whisker burns.
390
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:29,827
Please, I need a hint.
391
00:14:29,862 --> 00:14:31,413
Sorry.
392
00:14:31,482 --> 00:14:32,689
Fine.
393
00:14:32,758 --> 00:14:34,758
If you take pity on
me, i'’ll be at the slicery
394
00:14:34,827 --> 00:14:36,275
trying to wash down a hair ball.
395
00:14:36,344 --> 00:14:37,793
[ Gagging]
396
00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:41,000
What are you doing?
397
00:14:41,068 --> 00:14:44,103
Apparently, working my biceps.
398
00:14:44,172 --> 00:14:46,103
Have fun.
399
00:14:46,172 --> 00:14:47,275
[ No audio]
400
00:14:50,137 --> 00:14:51,137
Hey, Sabrina.
401
00:14:52,103 --> 00:14:53,931
What are you doing here?
402
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000
I was running through
the woods and I got hungry.
403
00:14:59,068 --> 00:15:00,655
Thanks for sitting with me.
404
00:15:00,724 --> 00:15:03,517
I know it'’s hard with
all these people staring.
405
00:15:03,586 --> 00:15:04,758
Yeah...
406
00:15:04,827 --> 00:15:06,413
They are staring.
407
00:15:06,482 --> 00:15:08,551
But i'’m sitting
here... with you.
408
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:11,689
Obviously, I Don'’t
care what you look like
409
00:15:11,758 --> 00:15:13,068
because here I am
410
00:15:13,137 --> 00:15:15,862
with you looking like you do.
411
00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:17,551
Lesson learned.
412
00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:18,965
Who are you talking to?
413
00:15:19,034 --> 00:15:21,103
Obviously, no one.
414
00:15:21,172 --> 00:15:23,517
Ah, shoot, I got
pizza in my fur.
415
00:15:23,586 --> 00:15:26,172
I better get it out
before it knots.
416
00:15:26,241 --> 00:15:29,172
Wonder if there'’s a
watering hole nearby.
417
00:15:31,896 --> 00:15:34,275
Did I just say watering hole?
418
00:15:37,586 --> 00:15:40,310
Hi, can I get you something?
419
00:15:40,379 --> 00:15:42,275
Yeah, can I get a...
420
00:15:42,344 --> 00:15:43,448
Uh...
421
00:15:44,586 --> 00:15:45,413
A soda?
422
00:15:45,482 --> 00:15:47,310
Yeah and... and a soda.
423
00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:49,655
I'’m Jake.
424
00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:50,551
Sabrina.
425
00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:51,896
S-So, I...
426
00:15:51,965 --> 00:15:53,379
I saw you were with that guy
427
00:15:53,448 --> 00:15:55,448
who'’s outside going
through the dumpster.
428
00:15:57,448 --> 00:15:59,310
Someone said
he'’s your boyfriend.
429
00:15:59,379 --> 00:16:01,275
Actually, we'’re just friends.
430
00:16:01,344 --> 00:16:02,931
[ Harvey howls outside]
431
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,275
Actually, he'’s a
friend of a friend.
432
00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:08,275
Stop! Let me stop!
433
00:16:08,344 --> 00:16:09,379
Wuss.
434
00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:10,827
Weakling.
435
00:16:10,896 --> 00:16:12,689
Mama'’s girl.
436
00:16:12,758 --> 00:16:14,620
Salem, do something!
437
00:16:14,689 --> 00:16:15,689
Unplug him!
438
00:16:17,241 --> 00:16:19,620
I can'’t. I'’m scared.
439
00:16:19,689 --> 00:16:21,103
Just remember this:
440
00:16:21,172 --> 00:16:24,965
This machine does not
know where we hide the treats.
441
00:16:25,034 --> 00:16:27,931
Domin-a-tron, you'’ve
met your match.
442
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,206
[ Domin-a-tron growls]
443
00:16:29,275 --> 00:16:31,172
I'’ll just go get him.
444
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:34,793
Finally the machine that
will save the world is built.
445
00:16:34,862 --> 00:16:36,931
Maybe that'’s
what i'’ll call it.
446
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,620
Must chew through wires.
447
00:16:39,689 --> 00:16:41,448
Must save hilda.
448
00:16:41,517 --> 00:16:43,758
Mmm... not bad.
449
00:16:48,896 --> 00:16:50,068
Oh! Yes!
450
00:16:51,206 --> 00:16:53,862
Oh, no!
451
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,551
It was okay for
me to flirt with Jake.
452
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:56,965
And Don'’t look at me that way.
453
00:16:57,034 --> 00:16:58,689
It was the normal
teenage thing to do.
454
00:16:58,758 --> 00:17:01,482
And it has nothing to do with
the fact that Jake'’s so cute
455
00:17:01,551 --> 00:17:02,689
and Harvey'’s so repulsive.
456
00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:04,379
For your information, mister
457
00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:07,689
I would like Jake even if he
did look like Harvey used to look.
458
00:17:07,758 --> 00:17:10,310
You know, leave me alone, I
gotta get some homework done.
459
00:17:12,206 --> 00:17:14,310
Oh, what'’s with the
electricity in this house?
460
00:17:14,379 --> 00:17:16,103
[ Slurring]: It'’s a long story.
461
00:17:16,172 --> 00:17:17,586
Do you have any lip balm?
462
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,275
My legs won'’t stop cramping.
463
00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:22,862
I'’m never going to
compete in the decathlon.
464
00:17:22,931 --> 00:17:24,827
I guess it'’s safe
now to tell you
465
00:17:24,896 --> 00:17:26,689
I was going to bet against you.
466
00:17:28,103 --> 00:17:30,655
Aw, sorry about
your machine, zellie.
467
00:17:30,724 --> 00:17:32,241
Oh, that'’s okay.
468
00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:33,620
Susie pointed out to me
469
00:17:33,689 --> 00:17:35,517
that hungry third-world families
470
00:17:35,586 --> 00:17:37,758
often Don'’t have
a lot of electricity.
471
00:17:37,827 --> 00:17:39,896
[ Doorbell rings]
472
00:17:39,965 --> 00:17:40,517
Harvey.
473
00:17:40,586 --> 00:17:41,620
[ Screeches]
474
00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:45,862
I just stopped by to thank you.
475
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,448
You'’ve been really
supportive of me
476
00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:49,758
during my transformation
to hideous man-beast.
477
00:17:50,793 --> 00:17:52,413
Oh, and I wanted
to give you this.
478
00:17:52,482 --> 00:17:54,344
Oh, it'’s a rock
shaped like a heart.
479
00:17:54,413 --> 00:17:55,655
That'’s so sweet.
480
00:17:55,724 --> 00:17:58,931
I carved it myself...
With my bare hands.
481
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000
I love it.
482
00:18:00,689 --> 00:18:02,137
Well...
483
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,862
Do you want to
come in and hang out?
484
00:18:04,931 --> 00:18:07,344
[ Pounding rock guitar intro]
485
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:24,034
[ Howling]
486
00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:41,379
[ Growls]
487
00:18:57,724 --> 00:18:58,896
[ Laughing]
488
00:18:58,965 --> 00:19:01,344
I can'’t remember when
i'’ve had such a good time.
489
00:19:01,413 --> 00:19:02,551
Yeah, I know.
490
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:05,275
Maybe I shouldn'’t have
bitten Mrs. Popowski.
491
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:06,793
Oh, you didn'’t break the skin.
492
00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:08,379
But what was
everyone staring at?
493
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,275
I mean, do I have
something in my teeth
494
00:19:10,344 --> 00:19:11,551
you didn'’t tell me about?
495
00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:13,172
I think they were staring at me.
496
00:19:13,241 --> 00:19:14,482
Oh, yeah.
497
00:19:14,551 --> 00:19:15,862
I forgot.
498
00:19:15,931 --> 00:19:17,827
I'’m gonna go wash my paws.
499
00:19:17,896 --> 00:19:20,896
That'’s the problem
when your knuckles drag.
500
00:19:20,965 --> 00:19:23,310
[ Doorbell rings]
501
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:24,931
Hi, Sabrina.
502
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,344
I hope this isn'’t too forward
503
00:19:26,413 --> 00:19:27,965
but I was in the neighborhood...
504
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,689
Remember the other
day when you asked me
505
00:19:29,758 --> 00:19:31,620
if the guy in the dumpster
was my boyfriend?
506
00:19:31,689 --> 00:19:32,448
Yes.
507
00:19:32,517 --> 00:19:33,620
Well, what I really
508
00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:35,896
should have said was,
yes, he is my boyfriend.
509
00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:38,068
He'’s the best boyfriend
I could ever ask for.
510
00:19:40,758 --> 00:19:43,620
You finally learned your lesson.
511
00:19:43,689 --> 00:19:44,862
That'’s great.
512
00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:46,034
What was it?
513
00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:49,965
Well, when you stopped
caring about looks
514
00:19:50,034 --> 00:19:53,275
you enjoyed Harvey
for the person he is.
515
00:19:53,344 --> 00:19:57,137
You learned that true
beauty is on the inside.
516
00:19:57,206 --> 00:19:59,448
Wow, I really did
learn something... cool!
517
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,551
Although, no one should
turn down orthodontia.
518
00:20:08,827 --> 00:20:11,931
Wow, what kind of
soap do you use?
519
00:20:13,206 --> 00:20:18,482
♪ Kumbaya, my lord, Kumbaya.
520
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,931
You know
521
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,620
i'’m used to her looks and
i'’m starting to like the song.
522
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,379
That makes you and susie.
523
00:20:24,448 --> 00:20:27,103
This has been a wonderfulvisit.
524
00:20:27,172 --> 00:20:31,620
But before I leave, I have
something for you, Sabrina.
525
00:20:32,724 --> 00:20:34,310
A whip? It'’s a little late.
526
00:20:34,379 --> 00:20:36,103
Harvey'’s not a beast anymore.
527
00:20:36,172 --> 00:20:38,551
This is a clue to
the family secret.
528
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:40,517
Oh, this clears it up.
529
00:20:40,586 --> 00:20:42,586
And here'’s another clue:
530
00:20:42,655 --> 00:20:45,310
We all have good and bad parts.
531
00:20:45,379 --> 00:20:47,827
These clues are
kind of confusing.
532
00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:50,034
I'’m getting depressed again.
533
00:20:50,103 --> 00:20:52,000
Wait a minute.
534
00:20:53,344 --> 00:20:56,137
♪ Kumbaya, my lord...
535
00:20:56,206 --> 00:20:58,482
Better... just the cat.
536
00:20:58,551 --> 00:21:02,965
[ Dramatically]: ♪
Kumbaya, my lord
537
00:21:03,034 --> 00:21:05,413
♪ Kumbaya...
538
00:21:08,206 --> 00:21:10,413
So, the doctor said
it was just hormones
539
00:21:10,482 --> 00:21:12,103
but now that i'’m back to normal
540
00:21:12,172 --> 00:21:15,068
my dad'’s refusing to give
the money back to hard copy.
541
00:21:15,137 --> 00:21:17,137
Sorry we had to
miss the photo shoot.
542
00:21:17,206 --> 00:21:18,275
That'’s all right.
543
00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:20,241
I guess i'’m okay with
the couple who won.
544
00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:21,413
It meant a lot to them.
545
00:21:21,482 --> 00:21:22,931
As the official representative
546
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,241
of the town of westbridge
547
00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:26,758
I just want to say thank you.
548
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:29,827
And restrooms
are for patrons only.
549
00:21:29,896 --> 00:21:32,413
Daddy, we have to move.
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