All language subtitles for Sabrina.The.Teenage.Witch.S02E12.Sabrina.Claus.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-squalor_track3_[eng]

So you grab a chain
and whack away.

After you.

I feel weird.

I haven'’t even had an argument

with this cabinet.

Hold me back.

Ha, ha!

[ Chuckles]

It'’s got a good beat
and I can dance to it.

I give it a 92.

What are you doing?

It sounds like you'’re
smashing furniture.

Oh, you are smashing
furniture. Why?

It'’s our new hobby.

We'’re antiquing this cabinet.

Some people wait 100 years.

We'’re just beating
the tar out of it.

Personally

I find knitting relaxing.

It'’s a great way to get
out your frustrations.

Take that...

Stupid nobel prize committee!

May I?

Take that, people who won'’t
buy their dear niece a car.

Oh, shoot.

I missed what Bob
did with the linseed oil.

Well, let'’s ask him.

Could you go over
step four again?

How did I get...?

Whoa, this needs a lot of work.

Say, Bob, you ever wired

a litter box for cable?

I got to remember to
crack a window when I work

with varnish.

I'’m ready for my close-up.

Do I have food in my teeth?

[ Snoring]

Salem!

What? What? What?

It was like this
when I found it.

Val and I are
going to the movies.

If i'’m not dressed in
the next five minutes,

i'’m gonna miss my ride.

Oh. Why didn'’t you say so?

I Don'’t mind moving.

Even if I already knew

what I wanted to wear,

I couldn'’t pick it
out of this mess.

Oh, it'’s full of kibble crumbs.

Brush them in a pile.

I'’ll eat them later.

[ Sighs]

Better clean this up.

Oh, I forgot.

I'’m only allowed
incantations this week.

Thank you, quizmaster.

Uh... "Stuff is messy,
this place is a zoo.

"Make things that need it

brand, spanking new."

Let'’s see if it worked.

Excellent.

"Extra charge for
cat hair removal"?

I think this is the nicest
thing we ever beat up.

Except for that teamster.

Oh, no.

Our antique is brand-new again.

That'’s odd.

Meeting Valerie.

Rialto cinema.

See ya! Freeze.

What?

Oh, yeah. Back by 10:00.

Cast any spells lately?

Yeah. I cast a
make-everything-new spell. Why?

You made it too general. Look.

Now would be the
wrong time to say

I think it looks
better like that.

Sorry.

I was in a hurry.

We witches have a saying:

"Haste makes a gigantic mess."

Got it. Did I screw
anything else up?

I found the fountain of youth.

It'’s the toilet.

No problem.

I'’ll just fix it with
an undo spell.

Um, "I made things
new and that was bad,

so undo it all so
they won'’t be mad."

Welcome back, trick knee.

Sabrina, you Don'’t want
to rely on undo spells.

It'’s not in the
spirit of magic.

You have to get it

exactly right the first time.

Otherwise, there
may be side effects.

I remember one time

I was making rum
balls, and I got tired

so I made a make-
everything-round spell.

Well, let'’s just say

you can thank me
for Columbus day.

I'’ll be careful.

I Don'’t have time
to think of a spell

to get rid of these wrinkles.

Help.

We think that outfit

will serve as a
helpful reminder.

I like her best.

Hey.

Hey, how can you stand it?

This school'’s freezing.

Oh, yeah. I guess i'’m too
miserable to be miserable.

My uncle Lloyd'’s coming

to the football game on Friday.

Ooh, family members
coming to cheer you on.

Sounds terrible.

It isterrible.

I can just hear my dad now:

"Lloyd'’s three
boys are first-string."

I never get to play.

Sure you do. Remember
that time we were up by 53?

Just once i'’d like to start
and shut uncle Lloyd up...

And his two sons that
can form sentences.

Well, "maybe this Friday
you'’ll start the game

and uncle Lloyd
will leave in shame."

Why are you talking in rhyme?

Kinkle, you'’re
starting on Friday.

I am?

You are?

Well, look at that.

I love this carpet.

This old thing will go perfectly

with the new stuff
we made look old.

Hey, val, look, the slicery
is under new management.

Wow, that'’s the
first time this month.

They'’re looking for
people to work after school.

We should get jobs.

You think?

Yeah.

We could save enough
money to buy a car.

Ormaybe our parents

will get so sick of
driving us to work

that they'’ll buy us cars.

It'’s win-win.

All right, i'’m in.

But I haven'’t had
much luck with jobs.

When I was a camp counselor,
they fired me after two days.

They didn'’t give you a
chance or get to know you.

Yeah, and they eventually

found those kids.

[ Sneezes] Hey.

Didn'’t mean to
make you explode.

I think this cold
weather'’s giving me the flu.

I told you to
bundle up for math.

Oh, coach finally gives me a
chance to start, and now this.

I can hear my dad now:

"Your nose runs
faster than you do."

See ya.

Poor Harvey.

Feel better!

And you will.

"No spells at
school unless I gotta,

and I do, so make it hotta."

Well, that concludes

your orientation to the slicery.

I'’m Mrs. Popowsky.

If you have any problems,
my office is always open.

It'’s between the
fryer and the wall.

Mrs. Popowsky, there'’s
a mistake on my name tag.

My name is Sabrina, not salinas.

Live with it.

Yeah, and my name is Valerie,

not Fred.

When I said problems,

I meant things like

"my hand is caught
in the meatball maker."

I'’ll do the dough and the sauce

and you do the toppings.

Check.

[ Phone rings]

Slicery.

Okay, that'’s a large
pizza, extra anchovies.

Hold the crust...

Hold the sauce...

Hold the cheese...

Salem, quit fooling around.

Crank call.

Okay, medium cheese.

Medium cheese.

Check.

Crust.

Sauce.

Cheese.

Oven.

Check.

We'’re a well-oiled machine.

Okay, large pepperoni.

Large pepperoni.

Check.

Crust.

Sauce.

[ Giggles]

Pepperoni.

Cheese.

Oh, no.

That was supposed to
be cheese, pepperoni.

Okay, large, extra-cheese,
half-mushroom.

Crust.

Sauce.

Things are going
to start hopping.

Weight watchers'’
meeting just let out!

I'’ll help.

Think that'’ll melt down?

There.

Perfect.

I Don'’t believe it.

You'’ve taken a beautiful rug

and put it in the
worst place ever.

Well, where would youput it?

There.

Perfect.

Yes, I see, that is perfect

if we had our eyes gouged out.

[ Phone ringing]

I need a medium, half-sausage,
half-pepperoni, quarter-mushroom

quarter-anchovy, extra-cheese!

Valerie, can you get that?

Valerie?

Valerie, we have to get
these pizzas finished now!

Am I moving?

No!

How about now?

Somebody'’s going to get fired.

Oh, gosh, this is faster
than it happened at camp.

"I can'’t tell the future...
That'’d make me omniscient...

"but something
bad'’s going to happen

unless val'’s more efficient."

Okay, that'’s medium,
half-sausage, half-pepperoni,

quarter-mushroom,
quarter-anchovy, extra-cheese.

Check.

Okay, the inert gases

are neon, argon, Krypton...

Leon?

Boy, public schools
have really gone downhill.

Hi. How'’ve you
been? I'’ve been fine.

Let'’s get this quiz over with.

Ah, the fine art of
conversation lives.

It'’s an easy one.

Just... clean up your room.

It isclean.

Fine.

"Here'’s a quiz
I know i'’ll ace:

"Put everything back

in its rightful place."

Hey, that'’s my diary!

Oh, and I was just getting to
the awkward teenage years.

Well, that was so easy.

I almost feel
guilty taking an "a."

Oh, well, then this will
make you feel a lot better.

You failed. What?

You were only supposed
to clean your room

and you "put things back
where they belonged."

That was a very sloppy spell.

With good results.

The room'’s clean
Andi busted Salem.

It was a sloppy spell.

Clean up your spells.

I still say it was
a fine incantation.

Now, talk me through
this kissing game:

Seven minutes in heaven?

Wow, it'’s hot in here.

The boiler must be broken.

What are you doing in my locker?

Sweating.

Somebody left a
heat spell running.

Uh-oh. That'’d be me.

I told you to be more precise.

No problem.

I'’ll fix it with an undo.

Let'’s see, "it'’s hot in here,

"it'’s making us perspire...

"Undo the spell

or the straits will be dire."

[ Screams] What'’s going on?

I'’ve taken away your
undoing privileges

partly to teach you
a valuable lesson...

Partly fun for me.

How about this for fun?

[ Slamming]

Auditioning for stomp.

So, you can see by these
projections, Mrs. Quick,

we can easily put out two
editions of the paper each week

rather than one,

and we can do it
for 38% less money.

Good work, val.

That'’s an excellent
use of your resources.

Check.

Not that we need
two papers a week.

You see that?

The efficiency spell I put
on val is working out great.

Oh, looks good now,

and that heat spell looked
good, too... yesterday.

Harvey: Ow! Oh!

Ow!

Ooh! Oof!

Harvey, what'’s the matter?

I just burned my hand

on my locker.

Oh, great, I have enough trouble

catching with two good hands.

Now, how do you
expect me to fix all this

without an undo spell?

That'’s the part
that'’s fun for me.

[ Sighs]

Think, Sabrina, think.

First, let'’s take care
of the temperature.

Uh, "it'’s hot in here,
the sweat'’s a-pooling,

so let'’s get down to
some serious cooling."

Cool.

Okay, now Harvey.

Uh... oh, I got it.

"The team doesn'’t need
a Harvey that'’s tame,

so make him worthy
of the hall of fame."

[ Grunts]

See? All done and no undo.

Oh, yes, but...

There was a hot front,

which is now
meeting a cold front,

resulting in an occluded front.

Oh, no. That means...

Yep.

Showers.

Everyone outside...

Where it'’s not raining.

I meant to do that.

[ Thunder cracks]

And that, too.

Come on, admit it.

That rug would look better

in my room.

Please. That rug is an
object of taste and refinement.

Your room is decorated
with stuff a clown takes out

of his pockets at night.

It'’s gone.

You'’ve put it in your
room, haven'’t you?

I most certainly did not.

It'’s got to be here
somewhere, then.

Psst! Psst!

Tell you what happened to it

for a belly rub.

Hi, got to go to work.

Forgot my name tag.

The ulprit-cay

just walked into the oyer-fay.

What? Sabrina did it

with an
everything-in-its-place spell.

They threatened me.

What did I do?

Made our rug disappear.

Normally I Don'’t
advocate undo spells,

but I want that rug back!

I'’d love to undo it, but...

If you can undo
this, I can undo that.

We can'’t undo that.

There'’s no undoing
a "no can undo."

It'’s a triple negative.

It'’s magically ungrammatical.

Sorry. I got to get to work.

We'’re introducing garlic stix.

How are we going
to get our rug back?

Excuse me.

Someone'’s belly
earned a rubbing.

Oh, I know.

"Everyone inside
is beginning to bug.

Help them find
their stupid lost rug."

Close enough.

Salem: Come on!

You can'’t vanish and
rub at the same time?

Where are we?

I Don'’t know,

but I bet I know
who'’s to blame.

Sabrina! Sabrina!

Oh, i'’m sure she heard that.

Salem, that'’s not helping.

Hey, there'’s your rug.

That isour rug.

That was helping.

You know, this place

reminds me of Merlin'’s
old weekend castle.

Man, you guys had
a vicious breakup.

That was awful.

By the time it was over,

the only thing I liked
about him was... this rug.

This is Merlin'’s castle.

We'’d better get out of here.

Yeah. For a guy
who wears a dress,

he'’s a real misogynist.

Leaving? So soon?

Hi, merl.

Zelda spellman.

I haven'’t seen
you in 500 years.

So, uh... what you been up to?

Oh, a little bit of this, a
little bit of that. And you?

Uh...

Waiting for revenge.

Why Don'’t you stay a while?

How long a while?

Until you love me again.

How about if ilove you?

Or me?

I can be quite tender.

I feel like we'’ve made
a hundred pizzas today.

Seventy-four...

Seventy-five...

Check.

Fred!

Sabrina, this is hard for me.

I'’m your friend, but
i'’m also your supervisor.

When did you become

my supervisor?

Just now. Way to go!

I'’ve already celebrated.

Who arranged these pepperonis?

The pepperoni fairy.

Back when I was on the line,

I liked to remember
the three ps:

Precision, placement,
promptness.

You forgot "pannoying."

You'’re on your
ten-minute break.

Go.

Spellman!

Sorry. I must have dozed off.

You extended your
break by 55 seconds.

I'’ll make it up.

I'’ll run into the
walk-in cooler.

That would be fine

if you were still part
of the slicery family,

but you'’re fired.

I gave myself two
minutes to dismiss you

and it only took one.

Checkarooni.

The garlic stix bite!

We need a plan.

How about we
weep uncontrollably?

[ Bawling]

If only we could get
a message to Sabrina,

she could reverse her spell.

But we can'’t, so we
have to work on Merlin.

One thing I remember about him

is he doesn'’t like
to be challenged.

That'’s right, I remember
you once questioned

a word he used in scrabble

and he turned you into an oryx,

which, as I recall,
was also the word.

Exactly.

Maybe if we'’re nice to Merlin,

he'’ll feel sorry for
us and let us go.

So let'’s not antagonize him.

Good plan.

Dead magician walking.

How is everyone?

Got everything you need?

Salem: No, no, we'’re fine.

Uh, now that I think about it,

I coulduse a little freedom.

So, uh, have you
decided to love me again?

I'’d rather lick a dead seal!

Am I the only one who
remembers the plan?

Uh, excuse me...

Oh, shut up, conehead.

It can'’t be done.

It'’s a shame
you'’ve decided now

to be so nasty...

Just when I was
about to... feed you.

You'’re not going to feed us?

That'’s right.

And they look mighty hungry.

So i'’d, uh, sleep with
one eye open, cat.

[ Bawling]

You won'’t be able to
keep us here forever.

My niece Sabrina'’s
going to find out

we'’re missing and come after us

with a lot of help.

And... drunken bouncers!

Oh, i'’m soscared.

Maybe I ought to send you back.

Wait a minute.

I think I got a better idea.

You'’ll never believe
what happened.

My friend... soon-to-be-ex-friend
val... fired me.

I know what you'’re
going to say...

Sloppy spells, more specific,

blah, blah, blah...
So please Don'’t.

I'’m pooped. I'’m going to bed.

Thanks for listening, guys.

Guess I won'’t be
needing this anymore.

Yes, that wasa better idea.

You can always count on a
teenager to be self-absorbed.

Attica! Attica!

Attica!

Please, i'’m trying
to concentrate

on a new escape plan.

Why Don'’t you try coming up

with some decorating
ideas for this cell?

Because we'’re never leaving.

I'’ve got it... The
perfect escape plan.

It'’s so simple, I can'’t believe
I haven'’t thought of it before.

What is it?

You marry Merlin.

What do you think

about painting these
bars navajo white?

Come on, Sabrina!

No time for breakfast.

I'’m late, and I
have to try to fix val.

I can'’t believe I
put a spell on her.

I'’m such a dummy.

[ Voice cracking]: Sabrina'’s
never going to save us.

There'’s no hope... none...

And the worst... Part... is...

We'’re not going to die.

We'’re going to live
here forever without hope.

No hope!

Uh-oh.

I bet I had something
to do with this.

Hot news coming through!

Hey, val, got a sec?

No. I have to get
out the next edition.

By typing continuously,
I can make it a daily.

You look like
you haven'’t slept.

If I sleep, I can'’t
bake or learn opera.

Could we talk?

No. Friendship is

an inefficient use of
time. Harvey: Excuse me.

Pardon me, coming
through. Sorry.

Harvey?

Think I might have
overdone it with the pull-ups.

I can take care of this.

Somehow.

Blizzard!

Oh, no! Think fast!

"Block that snow
from pouring out.

Stick something in
that spewing spout."

Help, quizmaster!

Are you sure you need help?

I mean, like you said,

there'’s nothing wrong
with inexact spells

as long as they
get the job done.

I got it wrong... very wrong.

It was all wrong.

It was a correctness shutout.

By the way, did I
say I was wrong?

"Because she admitted
she'’s been wrong and a lout,

"every spell she
incanted will be undone,

including several ones she
doesn'’t even know about."

They just have to
be exact, not pretty.

Close quarters, and you guys are
getting ripe. You want to shut him up,

or should I? Oh,
let'’s do it together.

Two words i'’d like to share...

Cool.

So all I had to do was
admit I was wrong?

And?

And... that I have to be

more careful with my magic?

And?

And that I can learn
something from my elders.

And?

And that the barn door
on your ski suit is open.

See ya.

[ Sighs]

You'’ll never
believe the day I had.

I'’ve learned so much.

I'’ll never do an
inexact spell again.

I'’ll go clean my room
the old-fashioned way.

We have got to send
something to the quizmaster

for undoing Sabrina'’s
spell and saving us.

He strikes me as a
cheese-log person.

I am forever grateful.

I Don'’t think i'’ve ever been

in a more terrifying
situation, and yet...

I remembered to grab the rug.

And I learned a valuable lesson.

Whenever there'’s a crisis,
I can depend on you guys...

To turnon me.

Oh, come on, we'’re sorry.

How about that belly rub?

Oh, i'’m so cheap.

[ Chuckling]

Ah, lovely.

How'’d it go at the slicery?

Terrible. I overcooked
some pizzas.

Once the fire
department was gone

and Mrs. Popowsky came to,

she asked me to leave.

How'’d you get fired?

Well, it'’s a long story.

Harvey, you really bulked...
Down over the weekend.

Huh?

How'’d the game go?

Great. I caught a pass.

If it'’d been in bounds,

it would'’ve been great.

Hey, did anyone
bring an umbrella?

I hear it'’s supposed to rain.

Not indoors.
They fixed the roof.

Let'’s never talk
about it again.

You skipped breakfast
again, didn'’t you?

Yeah.

I'’ll catch up

with you in a minute.

I'’m going to put my books away.

[ Screams]

Hey! Quizmaster, what
are you still doing in there?

My apartment'’s being painted.

I needed a place to crash.

Well, just Don'’t get cheese
log all over my books.