Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,034 --> 00:00:05,758
Sabrina, what took you so long?
2
00:00:05,827 --> 00:00:07,586
I fought a family
for this booth.
3
00:00:07,655 --> 00:00:09,413
I stood by my
locker for 20 minutes
4
00:00:09,482 --> 00:00:11,551
waiting for Harvey,
but then he decided
5
00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:13,458
to hang out with the
guys at that stupid garage.
6
00:00:13,482 --> 00:00:17,379
We'’ve been ditched for
loud things that go fast.
7
00:00:17,448 --> 00:00:19,320
What do you think guys talk
about when we'’re not around?
8
00:00:19,344 --> 00:00:20,275
Girls?
9
00:00:20,344 --> 00:00:21,655
Guts.
10
00:00:21,724 --> 00:00:23,413
Guts are way grosser than pus.
11
00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:24,586
Oh, no way, dude.
12
00:00:24,655 --> 00:00:27,000
What'’s going to make
you yack in a movie...
13
00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:29,379
A few measly guts
or a geyser of pus?
14
00:00:29,448 --> 00:00:30,517
Ooh.
15
00:00:30,586 --> 00:00:32,448
All right, but
generally speaking,
16
00:00:32,517 --> 00:00:33,793
guts include pus.
17
00:00:33,862 --> 00:00:34,862
[ Chuckling]
18
00:00:51,068 --> 00:00:54,000
To be or not to be...
19
00:00:54,068 --> 00:00:55,517
[ Buzzing]
20
00:00:58,620 --> 00:00:59,620
[ All chuckling]
21
00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:03,655
Hey, guys. The slicery was dead
22
00:01:03,724 --> 00:01:05,413
so we thought we'’d hang here.
23
00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:06,482
Free country.
24
00:01:06,517 --> 00:01:08,137
So, how'’s the car coming along?
25
00:01:08,206 --> 00:01:09,517
We'’re just having trouble
26
00:01:09,586 --> 00:01:11,206
getting it to, you know, start.
27
00:01:11,275 --> 00:01:12,793
Are you using the right key?
28
00:01:12,862 --> 00:01:15,310
Because that'’s
messed me up before.
29
00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:18,068
My aunt Zelda just got
her alternator replaced.
30
00:01:18,137 --> 00:01:19,655
Maybe it'’s the alternator.
31
00:01:19,724 --> 00:01:21,586
No!
32
00:01:21,655 --> 00:01:23,344
Well, it sure looksrad.
33
00:01:23,413 --> 00:01:24,689
Yeah, you Don'’t see
34
00:01:24,758 --> 00:01:26,413
too many lowriders
in westbridge.
35
00:01:26,482 --> 00:01:27,724
What does it do exactly?
36
00:01:27,793 --> 00:01:29,724
Rides real low.
37
00:01:29,793 --> 00:01:31,034
Fascinating.
38
00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:35,206
Well, see you.
39
00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:38,931
Let'’s never do that again.
40
00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,137
Sabrina: Salem, what
do boys talk about
41
00:01:41,206 --> 00:01:44,000
when the girls aren'’t around?
42
00:01:44,068 --> 00:01:45,310
Boys or boy cats?
43
00:01:45,379 --> 00:01:46,793
Is there a difference?
44
00:01:46,862 --> 00:01:47,862
Not really.
45
00:01:47,931 --> 00:01:50,793
Cats might be a
tad more political.
46
00:01:50,862 --> 00:01:52,931
Sabrina, when the
womenfolk aren'’t around,
47
00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,413
men can relax and open
up about the big stuff.
48
00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:56,689
What big stuff?
49
00:01:56,758 --> 00:01:59,000
Sorry, but in the words
of the immortal bard:
50
00:01:59,068 --> 00:02:01,034
"That'’s for me to
know and for you
51
00:02:01,103 --> 00:02:04,034
to stay up nights boohooing
'’cause you'’ll never find out."
52
00:02:04,103 --> 00:02:05,034
Men!
53
00:02:05,103 --> 00:02:06,758
Women! Cats!
54
00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:07,896
[ Sighs]
55
00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,310
[ Phone rings]
56
00:02:10,379 --> 00:02:13,344
Hilda: I got it!
57
00:02:13,413 --> 00:02:14,413
Hello?
58
00:02:14,482 --> 00:02:16,000
Yes, it is.
59
00:02:16,068 --> 00:02:17,965
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
60
00:02:18,034 --> 00:02:19,310
Uh-huh.
61
00:02:19,379 --> 00:02:20,551
No!
62
00:02:22,413 --> 00:02:23,793
Why didn'’t you get it?
63
00:02:23,862 --> 00:02:25,517
I'’m a lazy bum.
64
00:02:25,586 --> 00:02:27,482
It was Sabrina'’s
vice principal.
65
00:02:27,551 --> 00:02:28,586
Is Sabrina in trouble?
66
00:02:28,655 --> 00:02:30,413
No. He wants to see me again.
67
00:02:30,482 --> 00:02:31,758
I can'’t believe it.
68
00:02:31,827 --> 00:02:34,034
Last time we went out,
I pepper-sprayed him.
69
00:02:34,103 --> 00:02:35,827
Next time why
Don'’t you try this:
70
00:02:35,896 --> 00:02:37,241
"I want to go home now"?
71
00:02:37,310 --> 00:02:38,344
Got a sec?
72
00:02:38,413 --> 00:02:40,620
Just one. I'’ve got
a lecture to get to.
73
00:02:40,689 --> 00:02:42,000
Okay, i'’ll make this quick.
74
00:02:42,068 --> 00:02:44,344
What'’s the mystery of men?
75
00:02:44,413 --> 00:02:47,551
Let me get my calendar
and clear the next decade.
76
00:02:47,620 --> 00:02:49,379
To truly learn how men think,
77
00:02:49,448 --> 00:02:50,827
you must be accepted by men.
78
00:02:50,896 --> 00:02:52,137
Which can'’t be done.
79
00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:53,206
But you could try
80
00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:55,206
a turn-yourself-
into-a-boy spell.
81
00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:56,620
We can do that?
82
00:02:56,689 --> 00:02:58,344
No, absolutely not.
83
00:02:58,413 --> 00:02:59,931
The last time she
tried a boy spell,
84
00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,241
she got lost for 50 years
85
00:03:01,310 --> 00:03:03,586
'’cause she refused
to ask for directions.
86
00:03:03,655 --> 00:03:05,586
Sabrina, i'’m against it.
87
00:03:05,655 --> 00:03:08,000
No boy spells. Got it?
88
00:03:12,586 --> 00:03:14,586
Some snips...
89
00:03:14,655 --> 00:03:17,310
Some snails...
90
00:03:17,379 --> 00:03:18,655
Some puppy dog tails...
91
00:03:18,724 --> 00:03:19,620
Ugh!
92
00:03:19,689 --> 00:03:20,758
Synthetic.
93
00:03:20,827 --> 00:03:22,689
Add a drop of those.
94
00:03:22,758 --> 00:03:23,758
Ear of newt?
95
00:03:23,827 --> 00:03:24,758
Mm-hmm.
96
00:03:24,827 --> 00:03:26,862
There'’s a new one.
97
00:03:28,034 --> 00:03:29,931
"Boy brew." Drink it.
98
00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,448
Now, if I drink this,
99
00:03:31,517 --> 00:03:34,275
will I have boy thoughts
or my own thoughts?
100
00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:36,241
You mostly have
your own thoughts.
101
00:03:36,310 --> 00:03:38,310
You just look like the
guy you would have been
102
00:03:38,379 --> 00:03:39,562
if one of your
chromosomes lost a leg.
103
00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:41,000
Okay, here goes.
104
00:03:43,965 --> 00:03:45,482
[ Burps loudly]
105
00:03:45,551 --> 00:03:46,586
Yikes. I am so sorry.
106
00:03:46,655 --> 00:03:47,655
Don'’t be.
107
00:03:47,724 --> 00:03:49,379
Just means that it'’s working.
108
00:03:49,448 --> 00:03:53,034
Really? I Don'’t feel any...
109
00:03:53,103 --> 00:03:55,000
[ Deep voice]: Different.
110
00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,413
Whoa!
111
00:03:56,482 --> 00:03:59,310
Do I want to look at a
mirror or is this too weird?
112
00:03:59,379 --> 00:04:00,551
Are you kidding?
113
00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:01,620
It'’s fabulous.
114
00:04:03,586 --> 00:04:05,172
Dude!
115
00:04:05,241 --> 00:04:07,413
Do you feel
different? Yes and no.
116
00:04:07,482 --> 00:04:08,896
I still feel like me,
117
00:04:08,965 --> 00:04:11,137
but for some reason I also sense
118
00:04:11,206 --> 00:04:12,586
that sportscenteris on.
119
00:04:12,655 --> 00:04:14,862
Now, Sabrina, this
is very important.
120
00:04:14,931 --> 00:04:17,689
Each boy brew
only lasts two hours.
121
00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:21,103
Gotcha. Hey, cool chronograph.
122
00:04:21,172 --> 00:04:24,241
Hey! I know what
a chronograph is.
123
00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:25,551
[ Chuckles]: Cool.
124
00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:27,103
[ Door opens]
125
00:04:27,172 --> 00:04:29,413
Zelda: It'’s just me.
126
00:04:29,482 --> 00:04:31,724
Forgot my notes.
127
00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:32,724
Bye.
128
00:04:32,793 --> 00:04:33,724
[ Sniffs]
129
00:04:33,793 --> 00:04:35,310
Do I smell sweat socks?
130
00:04:35,379 --> 00:04:36,862
No. I bought cheese.
131
00:04:36,931 --> 00:04:38,000
Bye.
132
00:04:41,275 --> 00:04:42,793
[ Whistles]
133
00:04:43,896 --> 00:04:44,896
Salem, my man.
134
00:04:44,965 --> 00:04:47,172
Whoa! Adolescence is not sitting
135
00:04:47,241 --> 00:04:48,344
well with you.
136
00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:50,448
I'’m going to walk
among you guys...
137
00:04:50,517 --> 00:04:51,931
See what makes you tick.
138
00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,137
Freeze!
139
00:04:53,206 --> 00:04:55,793
Don'’t squirt that perfume
140
00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:58,758
unless you want to be a
boy who gets beaten up.
141
00:04:58,827 --> 00:05:00,103
Man, that was close.
142
00:05:00,172 --> 00:05:02,172
Looking like a
dude isn'’t enough.
143
00:05:02,241 --> 00:05:03,931
You have to think like a dude.
144
00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:04,931
Picked a name?
145
00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,620
Kirby?
146
00:05:06,689 --> 00:05:09,000
We'’re back to
getting beaten up here.
147
00:05:20,517 --> 00:05:22,379
[ Loud burp]
148
00:05:24,206 --> 00:05:25,137
Hey, Valerie.
149
00:05:25,206 --> 00:05:26,206
Hey.
150
00:05:27,206 --> 00:05:28,517
Do I know you?
151
00:05:28,586 --> 00:05:29,931
Oh, right.
152
00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,965
The name'’s... Jack.
153
00:05:32,034 --> 00:05:33,068
[ Chuckles]
154
00:05:33,137 --> 00:05:35,206
We sat next to
each other one time
155
00:05:35,275 --> 00:05:39,068
when homerooms were combined
for an assembly on the boer war.
156
00:05:39,137 --> 00:05:40,448
I Don'’t remember you.
157
00:05:40,517 --> 00:05:43,482
I Don'’t even remember
that assembly.
158
00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:45,000
It'’s nice to see you again.
159
00:05:45,068 --> 00:05:47,448
I hear some dudes are
customizing some wheels.
160
00:05:47,517 --> 00:05:48,758
Don'’t want to be late.
161
00:05:48,827 --> 00:05:49,827
Right.
162
00:05:51,896 --> 00:05:53,517
Hey, did anyone say anything
163
00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:56,137
about that war being on a test?
164
00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:02,758
Sweet ride. You
guys need a hand?
165
00:06:02,827 --> 00:06:03,896
Who'’s asking?
166
00:06:03,965 --> 00:06:04,896
My name'’s Jack.
167
00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,793
I just transferred
to westbridge.
168
00:06:06,862 --> 00:06:08,068
Hey, uh...
169
00:06:08,137 --> 00:06:09,448
Harvey kinkle.
170
00:06:09,517 --> 00:06:12,310
This is dalrymple, ramage
and over there is baines.
171
00:06:12,379 --> 00:06:13,379
Jack what?
172
00:06:13,413 --> 00:06:14,517
Jack sprat... sky.
173
00:06:14,586 --> 00:06:16,793
Well, just Don'’t
stand there, spratsky.
174
00:06:16,862 --> 00:06:18,793
Give kinkle a hand.
175
00:06:18,862 --> 00:06:21,482
[ Feminine voice]: I
think he got his wrench
176
00:06:21,551 --> 00:06:23,310
stuck in his purse strap.
177
00:06:23,379 --> 00:06:24,827
[ All laughing]
178
00:06:24,896 --> 00:06:26,517
In his purse strap.
179
00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:28,517
He got him. He got him.
180
00:06:28,586 --> 00:06:31,137
Hey, any of you clowns
check the alternator?
181
00:06:31,206 --> 00:06:32,241
Good idea.
182
00:06:35,655 --> 00:06:38,000
So I told him that I
felt the answer lies
183
00:06:38,068 --> 00:06:40,103
in magnetic resonance
spectroscopy.
184
00:06:40,172 --> 00:06:41,655
And guess what he said.
185
00:06:41,724 --> 00:06:43,379
[ Doorbell chimes]
186
00:06:43,448 --> 00:06:44,448
I got it.
187
00:06:48,413 --> 00:06:49,413
It'’s him!
188
00:06:49,482 --> 00:06:51,034
Thought you turned him down?
189
00:06:51,103 --> 00:06:52,034
I did.
190
00:06:52,103 --> 00:06:53,586
He must be a resilient loser.
191
00:06:53,655 --> 00:06:56,241
I'’ll be your best friend
if you tell him i'’m out.
192
00:06:56,310 --> 00:06:58,103
I'’d love to help
you in your life
193
00:06:58,172 --> 00:07:01,275
if only you had feigned
someinterest in mine.
194
00:07:01,344 --> 00:07:03,862
[ Doorbell chimes]
195
00:07:03,931 --> 00:07:06,068
Okay, Mr. Never-say-die.
196
00:07:06,137 --> 00:07:08,482
This calls for drastic measures.
197
00:07:16,862 --> 00:07:19,103
[ Burps]
198
00:07:22,344 --> 00:07:23,275
[ Sighs]
199
00:07:23,344 --> 00:07:24,344
Women.
200
00:07:30,137 --> 00:07:31,137
Yeah?
201
00:07:32,206 --> 00:07:35,068
Oh. I'’m here to see hilda.
202
00:07:35,137 --> 00:07:35,862
Says who?
203
00:07:35,931 --> 00:07:37,310
Says me.
204
00:07:37,379 --> 00:07:38,931
I mean, I say.
205
00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,103
Who are you?
206
00:07:40,172 --> 00:07:42,275
Name'’s Sonny.
207
00:07:42,344 --> 00:07:46,413
I ride with the marbleheads
out of, uh, marblehead.
208
00:07:46,482 --> 00:07:48,448
And you ain'’t seein'’ hilda!
209
00:07:48,517 --> 00:07:49,448
Excuse me.
210
00:07:49,517 --> 00:07:50,517
What?!
211
00:07:50,586 --> 00:07:53,241
Do you mind
terribly if I ask why?
212
00:07:53,310 --> 00:07:55,206
'’cause she'’s my
old lady, Poindexter.
213
00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:58,413
Now, if I were you, i'’d
make like a tail pipe and blow.
214
00:07:58,482 --> 00:08:02,310
Uh, I am terribly sorry
about the misunderstanding.
215
00:08:02,379 --> 00:08:04,034
And may I say also
216
00:08:04,103 --> 00:08:07,689
that you people just did
a swelljob at altamont.
217
00:08:07,758 --> 00:08:08,758
Good day.
218
00:08:09,827 --> 00:08:11,655
Keep walkin'’, four-eyes.
219
00:08:11,724 --> 00:08:12,827
Keep walkin'’.
220
00:08:14,517 --> 00:08:17,103
You guys check out
Troy aikman last night?
221
00:08:17,172 --> 00:08:18,724
He is sohot.
222
00:08:18,793 --> 00:08:20,724
What'’s that supposed to mean?
223
00:08:20,793 --> 00:08:22,586
312 yards, four t.D.S,
224
00:08:22,655 --> 00:08:24,793
and no I.N.T.S.
225
00:08:24,862 --> 00:08:27,310
Yeah, what'’d you
think I meant... His butt?
226
00:08:27,379 --> 00:08:28,310
[ All laugh]
227
00:08:28,379 --> 00:08:29,586
His butt.
228
00:08:29,655 --> 00:08:31,965
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
229
00:08:32,034 --> 00:08:33,241
Harvey, you sick?
230
00:08:33,310 --> 00:08:34,827
[ Burps]
231
00:08:36,448 --> 00:08:37,689
[ Burps]
232
00:08:37,758 --> 00:08:40,137
No one is coming close to that.
233
00:08:40,206 --> 00:08:42,206
There was greatness
there, and yet...
234
00:08:42,275 --> 00:08:44,275
[ Burps]
235
00:08:44,344 --> 00:08:46,137
Hey, spratsky, are you in?
236
00:08:46,206 --> 00:08:47,827
Yeah, let'’s see what you got.
237
00:08:50,793 --> 00:08:52,620
[ Gives tremendous belch]
238
00:08:56,758 --> 00:08:58,689
You'’re ready for the x-games.
239
00:08:58,758 --> 00:09:00,758
Hey, spratsky, we
ought to hang out.
240
00:09:00,827 --> 00:09:02,034
How about tonight?
241
00:09:02,103 --> 00:09:04,413
Can'’t. Push-ups.
242
00:09:04,482 --> 00:09:05,793
D.?
243
00:09:05,862 --> 00:09:08,862
My dad'’s making me
learn how to take inventory.
244
00:09:08,931 --> 00:09:10,655
Kinkle, what'’s your story?
245
00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,896
I might be doing
something with Valerie.
246
00:09:12,965 --> 00:09:15,413
[ Boys whooping]
247
00:09:21,620 --> 00:09:23,379
Sabrina: Harvey
wants to date Valerie.
248
00:09:23,448 --> 00:09:25,034
Well, I thought you
and Harvey did agree
249
00:09:25,103 --> 00:09:26,310
to see other people.
250
00:09:26,379 --> 00:09:28,172
Sure. Nitpick.
251
00:09:28,241 --> 00:09:30,482
You'’re positive he'’s
going to ask her out.
252
00:09:30,551 --> 00:09:32,000
Salem, he told
me to Jack'’s face.
253
00:09:32,068 --> 00:09:33,482
What am I going to do?
254
00:09:33,551 --> 00:09:34,862
Plan a: Mope.
255
00:09:34,931 --> 00:09:37,620
Plan b: Pick up the phone
and beat him to the punch.
256
00:09:37,689 --> 00:09:39,448
I recommend the
preemptive strike.
257
00:09:39,517 --> 00:09:41,000
It'’s how I took yugoslavia.
258
00:09:41,068 --> 00:09:43,172
I'’m not asking a
girl out on a date.
259
00:09:43,241 --> 00:09:44,172
Not you.
260
00:09:44,241 --> 00:09:45,482
Jack.
261
00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:46,551
It'’s so unfair.
262
00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,862
Why does the guy
always have to call?
263
00:09:48,931 --> 00:09:51,310
This is one time when
being a cat is better.
264
00:09:51,379 --> 00:09:53,517
Being in heat eliminates
the guesswork.
265
00:09:53,586 --> 00:09:54,586
[ Phone rings]
266
00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:55,931
Valerie, what'’s up?
267
00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,275
Who'’s this?
268
00:09:57,344 --> 00:09:59,034
Jack spratsky.
269
00:09:59,103 --> 00:10:00,379
Spratsky?
270
00:10:00,448 --> 00:10:02,620
Uh, remember,
we met in the hall?
271
00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:03,620
The boer war?
272
00:10:03,689 --> 00:10:04,862
Oh, yeah.
273
00:10:04,931 --> 00:10:07,241
Hey, do you think I
could borrow your notes?
274
00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:08,586
I didn'’t take any.
275
00:10:08,655 --> 00:10:10,344
I was too busy looking at you.
276
00:10:10,413 --> 00:10:11,344
Really?
277
00:10:11,413 --> 00:10:12,620
Smooth.
278
00:10:12,689 --> 00:10:14,758
So, you want to go to
the slicery with me tonight?
279
00:10:14,827 --> 00:10:16,103
Yeah, i'’d love to.
280
00:10:16,172 --> 00:10:17,103
Okay, 7:00.
281
00:10:17,172 --> 00:10:19,517
Be there. Ciao.
282
00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:21,137
She said yes.
283
00:10:21,206 --> 00:10:22,931
And you said, "ciao."
284
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,172
I know.
285
00:10:24,241 --> 00:10:26,517
Ew, I have a date with a girl.
286
00:10:26,586 --> 00:10:29,172
[ Phone rings]
287
00:10:29,241 --> 00:10:30,482
Hello?
288
00:10:30,551 --> 00:10:34,275
Sabrina? You'’ll never
guess who just asked me out.
289
00:10:34,344 --> 00:10:36,275
Go with the grain of your fur.
290
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,689
I mean beard.
291
00:10:40,275 --> 00:10:42,620
Salem: Dare I say it, Sabrina?
292
00:10:42,689 --> 00:10:44,344
You look fly.
293
00:10:44,413 --> 00:10:46,655
Salem, when was the
last time you had a date?
294
00:10:46,724 --> 00:10:48,241
[ Sobbing]
295
00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:49,241
Whoa, mama!
296
00:10:49,310 --> 00:10:50,827
Hearts will be broken.
297
00:10:50,896 --> 00:10:53,275
Can'’t believe how
comfortable I am.
298
00:10:53,344 --> 00:10:55,344
I'’m never wearing a bra again.
299
00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:59,137
I can'’t believe
you asked me out.
300
00:10:59,206 --> 00:11:01,275
I mean, I haven'’t
had a date in a year.
301
00:11:01,344 --> 00:11:03,241
I mean, I never get asked out.
302
00:11:03,310 --> 00:11:05,862
This is not what a
guy wants to hear.
303
00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:07,551
And second dates? Forget it.
304
00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:09,448
You'’d think I had
an unlisted number.
305
00:11:09,517 --> 00:11:10,517
I Don'’t.
306
00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,482
It'’s the same
number you called.
307
00:11:12,551 --> 00:11:14,448
So, I was just
wondering, you know
308
00:11:14,517 --> 00:11:17,137
if anybody else asked
you out for this weekend.
309
00:11:17,206 --> 00:11:19,689
You'’re not a very
good listener, are you?
310
00:11:19,758 --> 00:11:22,103
Huh. So he didn'’t
ask her out...
311
00:11:22,172 --> 00:11:23,103
Yet.
312
00:11:23,172 --> 00:11:24,172
Hey, val.
313
00:11:24,241 --> 00:11:26,241
Dude.dude.
314
00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:28,620
I didn'’t expect to see
you two out together.
315
00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,275
Maybe I can scare him off.
316
00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:31,275
Excuse us.
317
00:11:31,344 --> 00:11:34,689
Sure. The place mat has games.
318
00:11:34,758 --> 00:11:37,482
Kinkle, I hope you Don'’t
mind me asking Valerie out.
319
00:11:37,551 --> 00:11:38,655
No. It'’s cool.
320
00:11:38,724 --> 00:11:40,275
Good, because val and I
321
00:11:40,344 --> 00:11:41,965
are kind of going out now.
322
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:42,965
Oh, yeah?
323
00:11:43,034 --> 00:11:44,034
Yeah.
324
00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:45,586
But Don'’t tell val that.
325
00:11:45,655 --> 00:11:48,379
I mean, you know how they
are when they get comfortable.
326
00:11:48,448 --> 00:11:49,482
Right.
327
00:11:49,551 --> 00:11:51,206
Well, i'’ll check you two later.
328
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:53,000
You the man, kinkle.
329
00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:58,241
Oh, are we going Dutch?
330
00:11:58,310 --> 00:12:00,275
Because I only
brought five dollars.
331
00:12:06,862 --> 00:12:08,379
I thought I got rid of you.
332
00:12:08,448 --> 00:12:11,758
Yes, well, this may be
what we in the civilized world
333
00:12:11,827 --> 00:12:15,758
call "bad form," but I
have to follow my heart.
334
00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:18,068
Well, did you have
to follow it here?
335
00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:21,517
Look, I did not see a
ring on hilda'’s finger.
336
00:12:21,586 --> 00:12:23,586
Therefore, I must conclude
337
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,379
that it is open season.
338
00:12:25,448 --> 00:12:27,793
What if I told you we'’re
common law in Montana?
339
00:12:27,862 --> 00:12:29,758
She can do better than some slob
340
00:12:29,827 --> 00:12:32,965
in a pair of chaps that
haven'’t fit since Watergate.
341
00:12:33,034 --> 00:12:34,896
Hey, aren'’t you
supposed to be home
342
00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:36,551
watching some musical on pbs?
343
00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:38,862
Shouldn'’t you be using
your unemployment check
344
00:12:38,931 --> 00:12:40,103
to buy raisin Jack?
345
00:12:40,172 --> 00:12:42,137
Look, I am not going anywhere
346
00:12:42,206 --> 00:12:44,931
until you find hilda
and let herdecide.
347
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,310
Don'’t waste your
time; She'’s not worth it.
348
00:12:47,379 --> 00:12:49,103
Hey, that'’s enough.
349
00:12:49,172 --> 00:12:51,000
When hilda isn'’t
spending my money,
350
00:12:51,068 --> 00:12:52,551
she'’s yapping all the time.
351
00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:54,413
You take that back.
352
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,172
Make me, haircut.
353
00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:58,068
I will.
354
00:12:58,137 --> 00:12:59,068
Hey.
355
00:12:59,137 --> 00:13:00,068
Uh-oh.
356
00:13:00,137 --> 00:13:01,275
That was my mother'’s.
357
00:13:01,344 --> 00:13:02,965
You'’re going down!
358
00:13:04,448 --> 00:13:06,517
This is better
than pay-per-view.
359
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:07,965
What does she see
360
00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:10,793
in a slow-witted
endomorph like you?
361
00:13:10,862 --> 00:13:14,000
There is more to love
than book learning.
362
00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:16,241
Well, I rue the day we met.
363
00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:18,103
What is going on?! Time out!
364
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,103
Break it up!
365
00:13:19,172 --> 00:13:20,448
Time out!
366
00:13:20,517 --> 00:13:22,931
Who are you, and what
are you doing in my house?!
367
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,275
Oh, dear lord, it'’s you.
368
00:13:25,344 --> 00:13:26,793
He started it!
369
00:13:26,862 --> 00:13:27,862
Did not.
370
00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:32,068
Look, you want me
to call the police?
371
00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:34,517
Because I have a
very good feeling
372
00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:36,379
about some outstanding warrants.
373
00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:38,034
That won'’t be necessary.
374
00:13:38,103 --> 00:13:39,034
All right.
375
00:13:39,103 --> 00:13:40,896
In that case, I will go.
376
00:13:40,965 --> 00:13:43,379
Please give my regards to hilda.
377
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,517
And next time
378
00:13:44,586 --> 00:13:46,551
i'’m pulling your
ponytail, Suzy.
379
00:13:49,655 --> 00:13:52,172
Did you have to stop it, Zelda?
380
00:13:52,241 --> 00:13:54,655
I had ten bucks on biker boy.
381
00:13:54,724 --> 00:13:56,655
Why is it, every
time you'’re a boy,
382
00:13:56,724 --> 00:13:59,896
you have to start a fight?
383
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,931
So how'’d your big date go?
384
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,482
Great. We totally hit it off.
385
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:04,896
I think he really likes me.
386
00:14:04,965 --> 00:14:06,827
That'’s great because, you know,
387
00:14:06,896 --> 00:14:09,000
I know a lot of
times on first dates,
388
00:14:09,068 --> 00:14:11,241
I make the mistake
of talking too much
389
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:14,275
or acting really desperate
or putting myself down.
390
00:14:14,344 --> 00:14:15,793
You shouldn'’t do that.
391
00:14:17,344 --> 00:14:19,068
Okay, i'’ll try
better next time.
392
00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:20,137
Refill?
393
00:14:20,172 --> 00:14:21,172
Sure.
394
00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:25,103
Hey, val.
395
00:14:25,172 --> 00:14:27,448
You want to go to the
slicery with me tonight?
396
00:14:27,517 --> 00:14:28,689
I'’d love to.
397
00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:30,724
Cool. Pick you up at 7:00?
398
00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:31,793
Cool.
399
00:14:34,137 --> 00:14:36,068
Hey, do you mind
400
00:14:36,137 --> 00:14:38,344
if I go to the slicery
with Harvey tonight?
401
00:14:38,413 --> 00:14:39,482
He asked you out?
402
00:14:39,551 --> 00:14:42,172
Oh, no. I should
have asked you first.
403
00:14:42,241 --> 00:14:43,241
No, it'’s okay.
404
00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:45,965
Harvey and I are
seeing other people.
405
00:14:46,034 --> 00:14:46,965
It'’s just...
406
00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:49,275
I thought you were dating Jack.
407
00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:52,103
I can juggle two guys.
408
00:14:52,172 --> 00:14:53,896
Wow, two guys.
409
00:14:53,965 --> 00:14:57,137
This new deodorant rocks.
410
00:14:57,206 --> 00:14:58,862
I Don'’t know
what feels worse...
411
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:01,965
Valerie dating Harvey
or Valerie dumping Jack.
412
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:03,689
I guess i'’m just not ready
413
00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:05,724
to see Harvey date other people.
414
00:15:05,793 --> 00:15:07,793
Want some advice, man to man?
415
00:15:07,862 --> 00:15:08,965
I'’ll try anything.
416
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:11,482
Go to the slicery and
Mark your territory.
417
00:15:11,551 --> 00:15:14,724
That may be the cat talking,
but it works either way.
418
00:15:34,724 --> 00:15:36,517
This must be your lucky night.
419
00:15:36,586 --> 00:15:37,965
How do you figure?
420
00:15:38,034 --> 00:15:39,586
Senior i'’m dating got grounded,
421
00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:41,068
so you get the privilege
422
00:15:41,137 --> 00:15:43,793
of escorting me
into the slicery.
423
00:15:43,862 --> 00:15:45,724
Just chew with your mouth closed
424
00:15:45,793 --> 00:15:48,000
and Don'’t let my
diet coke go empty.
425
00:15:48,068 --> 00:15:49,655
I can handle that.
426
00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:52,068
Little did you know you'’d
be on a date with me.
427
00:15:52,137 --> 00:15:54,517
Little did youknow.
428
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:57,448
You short guys
should wear a sign.
429
00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:07,379
Come on. I want
to play "alley fight"
430
00:16:07,448 --> 00:16:09,965
before the eighth graders
get the buttons all sticky.
431
00:16:10,034 --> 00:16:11,965
Here'’s a quarter.
432
00:16:12,034 --> 00:16:14,310
Go get yourself
something pretty.
433
00:16:14,379 --> 00:16:15,379
Very funny.
434
00:16:22,344 --> 00:16:25,689
[ Tinkling]
435
00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:31,655
I mean, I never get asked out.
436
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:32,896
Never.
437
00:16:32,965 --> 00:16:35,448
I mean, there was one time
when a guy who works for my dad...
438
00:16:35,517 --> 00:16:36,862
I wish you would learn
439
00:16:36,931 --> 00:16:40,344
that it'’s never a good idea
to turn yourself into a boy.
440
00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:42,172
Oh, there was no harm done...
441
00:16:42,241 --> 00:16:44,965
Except for those four
cheese steaks I ate.
442
00:16:45,034 --> 00:16:46,103
[ Doorbell chimes]
443
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,034
Why Don'’t iget rid of Mr. Kraft
444
00:16:48,103 --> 00:16:49,896
before we'’re featured on cops?
445
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,310
No, that'’s okay.
446
00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:54,862
I'’m kind of
starting to like him.
447
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,551
Well, he fought to
defend my honor.
448
00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,655
Hello, hilda.
449
00:16:59,724 --> 00:17:01,965
Come on in, slugger.
450
00:17:02,034 --> 00:17:04,758
Sorry I missed you before,
451
00:17:04,827 --> 00:17:06,896
but, uh, here I am.
452
00:17:06,965 --> 00:17:07,965
Yep.
453
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,482
But i'’m actually
here to see Sonny.
454
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:14,482
I just want to apologize
for the donnybrook
455
00:17:14,551 --> 00:17:16,896
and maybe buy him a beer.
456
00:17:16,965 --> 00:17:17,758
I'’ll go with you.
457
00:17:17,827 --> 00:17:19,034
Oh, boy
458
00:17:19,103 --> 00:17:20,689
that would still be
459
00:17:20,758 --> 00:17:22,896
my first choice, but no.
460
00:17:22,965 --> 00:17:25,517
I have to clear
the air with Sonny.
461
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,344
Otherwise I won'’t
feel right or safe.
462
00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:32,034
So if he'’s not here, I
guess i'’ll just be going.
463
00:17:32,103 --> 00:17:33,827
Oh, he'’s here.
464
00:17:33,896 --> 00:17:35,103
Yes, he'’s in the dining room.
465
00:17:35,172 --> 00:17:37,310
I just fixed him
a plate of Turkey.
466
00:17:37,379 --> 00:17:38,379
Zelda.
467
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,551
Hilda, there'’s no harm.
468
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,551
Then I guess
469
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:43,620
i'’ll get him.
470
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,551
How have you been?
471
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:49,758
Good. I'’m good.
472
00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:50,827
[ Loud belch]
473
00:17:50,896 --> 00:17:52,689
Hilda: Sonny,
that'’s disgusting.
474
00:17:52,758 --> 00:17:55,896
Sonny: Well, you won'’t
be hearing it much longer.
475
00:17:55,965 --> 00:17:57,000
Hey, man.
476
00:17:57,068 --> 00:17:59,310
What it is and
what it ought to be.
477
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,000
Absolutely.
478
00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:02,827
Um, brewski?
479
00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:04,137
We'’ll take my hog.
480
00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:09,137
So, I guess we'’re
back to never...
481
00:18:09,206 --> 00:18:11,206
Jack, I Don'’t know
what you'’re talking about.
482
00:18:11,275 --> 00:18:12,586
I can'’t hear the ocean.
483
00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:13,931
Keep trying. It'’s amazing.
484
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,206
Harvey: Yeah,
"never'’s" a really long
485
00:18:16,275 --> 00:18:17,896
time to go without a date.
486
00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:20,517
Listen, there'’s
something kind of personal
487
00:18:20,586 --> 00:18:22,344
I need to talk to you about.
488
00:18:22,413 --> 00:18:23,793
What is it?
489
00:18:23,862 --> 00:18:26,310
[ Static]
490
00:18:26,379 --> 00:18:27,310
Forget it.
491
00:18:27,379 --> 00:18:28,379
Mine'’s broken.
492
00:18:30,344 --> 00:18:33,517
Here. Try the hot sauce.
493
00:18:45,965 --> 00:18:47,344
Get a grip.
494
00:18:47,413 --> 00:18:49,827
Big boys Don'’t cry.
495
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,482
Oh, hey.
496
00:18:51,551 --> 00:18:53,344
Hey, kinkle.
497
00:18:53,413 --> 00:18:55,724
Jack, are you crying?
498
00:18:55,793 --> 00:18:58,034
No. I just got a wicked whiff
499
00:18:58,103 --> 00:19:00,206
of some of that
pine disinfectant.
500
00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:01,172
Drag.
501
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,586
So, uh, how'’s your date going?
502
00:19:03,655 --> 00:19:05,517
Oh, it'’s not a date.
503
00:19:05,586 --> 00:19:07,103
Can you keep a
secret, sprat-man?
504
00:19:07,172 --> 00:19:08,172
Sure.
505
00:19:10,172 --> 00:19:12,724
I just wanted to talk to
Valerie about Sabrina.
506
00:19:12,793 --> 00:19:13,586
You did?
507
00:19:13,655 --> 00:19:15,965
Yeah. She and I used to go out.
508
00:19:16,034 --> 00:19:18,448
We'’re still
tight, but lately...
509
00:19:18,517 --> 00:19:19,448
I Don'’t know.
510
00:19:19,517 --> 00:19:21,482
Sometimes I just miss her.
511
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,413
Maybe you should tell Sabrina.
512
00:19:23,482 --> 00:19:25,068
No. We decided
513
00:19:25,137 --> 00:19:28,482
to slow down and if I told
her, she'’d feel pressured.
514
00:19:28,551 --> 00:19:29,896
I Don'’t want to do that.
515
00:19:29,965 --> 00:19:32,241
Harvey, you'’re the coolest.
516
00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:35,379
It iskind of piney
in here, isn'’t it?
517
00:19:35,448 --> 00:19:37,068
[ Voice breaking]: Yeah.
518
00:19:37,137 --> 00:19:39,551
A little word of warning, Jack:
519
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:40,965
Your mascara'’s running.
520
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,862
Oh, no. Girl stuff.
521
00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:47,241
Personally, I Don'’t
have a problem with it
522
00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:48,896
but the guys will be on you.
523
00:19:48,965 --> 00:19:51,241
[ Normal voice]:
Thanks, brother.
524
00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:52,827
[ Deep voice]: Got to go.
525
00:19:52,896 --> 00:19:53,965
Nice chronograph.
526
00:20:03,586 --> 00:20:06,034
My right side really
shouldn'’t be in here.
527
00:20:07,724 --> 00:20:08,724
Oh, please wear off.
528
00:20:08,758 --> 00:20:12,379
Please wear off.
Please wear off.
529
00:20:16,413 --> 00:20:18,413
Oh, i'’m glad to be back.
530
00:20:18,482 --> 00:20:20,137
Ooh, i'’d better hurry.
531
00:20:20,206 --> 00:20:22,724
Hey, Libby, looking for someone?
532
00:20:22,793 --> 00:20:24,551
Jack'’s been in the
bathroom forever.
533
00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:25,896
You'’d think he was a girl.
534
00:20:25,965 --> 00:20:27,000
Sorry, Libby,
535
00:20:27,068 --> 00:20:29,068
but I saw Jack leave
ten minutes ago.
536
00:20:29,137 --> 00:20:30,275
Sprat split?
537
00:20:30,344 --> 00:20:33,068
I listened to pepper for him.
538
00:20:33,137 --> 00:20:35,551
Doesn'’t he know who I am?
539
00:20:37,172 --> 00:20:38,724
Hey, Sabrina, over here.
540
00:20:38,793 --> 00:20:40,827
Come have a
seat.Val. Hey, Harvey.
541
00:20:40,896 --> 00:20:41,827
Hey.
542
00:20:41,896 --> 00:20:42,931
You know what?
543
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,172
I almost forgot.
544
00:20:44,241 --> 00:20:46,620
I have to bring some
scungili home for my dad.
545
00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:48,034
Will you two excuse me?
546
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,862
What'’s scungili?
547
00:20:50,931 --> 00:20:52,827
I Don'’t know. Want to try some?
548
00:20:52,896 --> 00:20:53,931
Yeah.
549
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,310
Sabrina, you'’re
the only girl I know
550
00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:58,482
with the guts to try gross food.
551
00:20:58,551 --> 00:21:00,379
You know what'’s really gross?
552
00:21:00,448 --> 00:21:01,620
Pus.
553
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:06,965
So, was it worth it?
554
00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:08,793
Yep. I learned the mystery
555
00:21:08,862 --> 00:21:10,206
of men is no mystery.
556
00:21:10,275 --> 00:21:12,620
What they'’re thinking
is what they'’re eating.
557
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,310
Any more pork rinds?
558
00:21:14,379 --> 00:21:15,482
I ate them.
559
00:21:15,551 --> 00:21:17,482
When will this
male behavior stop?
560
00:21:17,551 --> 00:21:20,068
Soon. By tomorrow,
you'’ll be a total priss.
561
00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:21,137
Oh, come on!
562
00:21:21,172 --> 00:21:22,448
You have to catch that!
563
00:21:22,517 --> 00:21:23,586
He quit on the ball!
564
00:21:23,655 --> 00:21:24,724
He heard footsteps.
565
00:21:24,793 --> 00:21:26,275
If you can'’t take a hit,
566
00:21:26,344 --> 00:21:29,137
if you Don'’t want to pay
the price, go play soccer.
567
00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:30,448
Am I right, ladies?
568
00:21:30,517 --> 00:21:31,310
Dude.
569
00:21:31,379 --> 00:21:33,793
Just call me buzz.
37460
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
