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This is so not me.
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[ Singing Cadence]
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I Don'’t want to
go to witch camp.
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Come on.
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It won'’t be that bad.
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Are you kidding?
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I'’ve been there.
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What?
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I didn'’t study, either.
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And Don'’t bother
fleeing to Canada.
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It doesn'’t work.
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Time to go.
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Need a hand?
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[ Screaming]
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Sabrina: That was sonot nice...
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Lots of swimming
pools in the other realm.
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Ow.
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Name?
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Sabrina spellman.
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Regulation uniform, s.P.
Pack, dog tags, boots.
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I'’m just a number
to you, aren'’t I?
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S-2103411819-577k.
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Okay, so i'’m a lot
of numbers to you.
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I wish we could help Sabrina.
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You know we can'’t.
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But I have something
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that'’s going to cheer youup.
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I'’m going to take
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a walk on the wild side
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and spend the money.
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No.yes, i'’m going to buy a lab.
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A puppy?
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A dog?!
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No, a laboratory.
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I'’m not relieved.
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It'’s time I branched out
from physics into chemistry.
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I really think I
can help mankind.
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Maybe end hunger, cure diseases,
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develop a nail Polish
remover that doesn'’t stink.
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Where are we going
to put a laboratory?
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The dungeon'’s full.
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It'’ll fit right on top of
the dining room table.
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I'’m gonna buy one of
those new quantum lab-tops.
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Oh, let'’s just invest it.
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Hey, look, we wore
the same outfit.
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[ Laughing]
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No talking during cleanup.
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Ten-hut!
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Well, looks like we got
another crop of pathetic witches.
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You couldn'’t zap your
way out of a paper bag!
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Prepare for inspection.
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Get the dirt out of those
fingernails, witch girl!
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Those cuticles are a disgrace!
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Well done, fink.
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Sir, I just had a manicure, sir.
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Spellman, spellman... why
is that name so familiar?
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Hilda spellman.
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Hilda Thorn-in-my-side spellman.
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Don'’t tell me
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you'’re related
to hilda spellman.
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Okay.
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All right, we all know
why you'’re here.
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You'’re failures!
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Washouts! Losers!
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And it'’s my unfortunate
duty to take your sorry fingers
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and make men out of '’em!
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Now, get out there
and make some magic!
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Out! Hut!
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Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
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Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut...
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♪ Do-do-do, do-do-do-do. ♪
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Excuse me...
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Sergeant slater, um, I
appreciate all you'’re trying
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to do, but I have
a bit of a situation.
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Oh? A situation?
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Yeah, see, it'’s
really just bad timing.
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Tonight'’s the football formal
kickoff at my high school.
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Ah... big doings
in the other realm.
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Right, and I promised Harvey...
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Your special guy.
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Exactly. I promised
him that i'’d be there
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and i'’ve been kind of
letting him down a lot lately.
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Well, precious, I
know how important
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these high school things are.
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Really? So do you
think it'’d be okay if I go?
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What I think is...
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You'’re in witch camp now!
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My hair!
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I can'’t believe we
had to scale that wall
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till we hit clouds.
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Crybaby.
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If I had strength,
i'’d trip you.
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Ten-hut!
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If you thought today was fun,
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just wait till tomorrow.
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What are these?
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Deactivators.
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While that'’s on your ankle,
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you can'’t use your magic.
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Just in case anybody'’s
thinking about popping in popcorn
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or popping out to Paris.
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[ Laughing]
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Nightie nights... Ladies.
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Just doesn'’t sound as mean
when they really areladies.
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I see you.
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Regulations prohibit
puttering after lights out.
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Conserve your energy, fink.
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You have a lot of
kissing up to do tomorrow.
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Look, I know what you'’re
doing, and i'’m going to tell.
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Regulations prohibit getting
out of bed before sunup.
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Drat!
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First thing in the morning,
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i'’m tattling my brains out.
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I'’m so glad we spent our
small fortune on a briefcase.
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So fire it up and whip me up
some hospital-grade catnip.
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Uh-uh. This is highly
technical equipment.
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No one touches anything
until i'’ve read the manual.
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Push the button.
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You push it.
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Push it.
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Oh...
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Cool.
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[ Man whistling]
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Whoa!
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[ Ripping]
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Ow!
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[ Barking]
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Hey, that'’s mine! Hey!
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Ow!
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♪
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Salem: Yeah, i'’d
like to place an order.
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I'’ll be paying with cash.
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First item... mouse on a string.
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Now, that'’s a
real mouse, right?
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No?
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Uh, but... uh...
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Don'’t ever call me here again!
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Sabrina...
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You busted out of the joint?
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I'’ve got to get
this deactivator off.
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I'’ll pick it with my dewclaw.
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It'’s essentially the same
lock that'’s on your diary.
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Huh...
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I clean up pretty good.
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♪
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Hi, Harvey.
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Sabrina, you finally made it.
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Wild dogs couldn'’t
keep me away.
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Hey, you shaved.
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Second time this month.
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It'’s getting to be a real pain.
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So, did you bring my poster?
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Poster. Right.
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Bathroom. Be right back.
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[ Clears throat]
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[ Whistling]
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They'’re big enough! Just go!
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Have fun.
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Here you go, Harvey.
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Okay.
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[Car engine stalling]
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No, no, not again.
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[ Groans]
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No!
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[ Groans]
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Okay.
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Kink?
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It could be your sports name.
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You know, like... Shaq.
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Well, at least you... tried.
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Let'’s go to the dance.
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Sounds great.
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You know, I think they offer
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art classes in summer school.
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All read.
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I'’m ready to open her up.
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Put that down!
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We'’ll put a plant
over that spot.
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I specifically told you
not to touch anything.
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I think that'’s what
made it so tempting.
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You have no expertise
at this level of chemicals.
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That'’s what they said to
the guy who invented post-its.
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Whoo!
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Cool!
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You know, Zelda, I can
admit when i'’m wrong.
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I lovethe lab-top!
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We are not keeping this car.
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And we are
notkeeping Erik estrada.
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♪
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It'’s not so much a poster
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as a cry for help.
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[ Laughter]
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Deep down she
can'’t be happy, right?
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Sabrina, I know i'’ll
probably step on your toes
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and it'’ll be really awkward,
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but do you want to dance?
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How can I resist?
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♪
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You'’re not a bad dancer.
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Ow!
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Sorry.
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I'’m just glad we'’re finally
spending some time together.
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Me, too.
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Spellman!
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[ Screaming]
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What'’d I step on?
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No, no, i'’m okay.
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Looks like she dances
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as well as she draws.
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Got to go.
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Sabrina!
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You lost your...
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Boot?
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Slater: Unauthorized leave,
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upsetting a fellow recruit,
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deactivating your deactivator,
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feeding a canine officer
a non-food substance...
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Hey, he picked
that fight, not me.
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Oh, yeah? That'’s
not what he said.
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Oh, my poor finger.
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So sorry.
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Your two days are up.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Spellman, that may be
a premature "Whoo-hoo."
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If you miss your
second question,
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you'’ll be mine
for an entire year.
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And if you'’re
anything like your aunt,
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you will miss it.
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Don'’t worry. I won'’t be back.
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Zelda: Sabrina.
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Hilda: We'’re here
to take you home.
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Hilda spellman.
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Oh, no, the flashbacks.
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[ Slater screams]
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Isn'’t that sweet?
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He remembers me.
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Thanks for the soak.
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Well, i'’d better go study
the magic handbook.
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Just as soon as I catch
up with Harvey and Valerie.
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Sabrina. What?
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You can'’t study all the
things you need to study
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and keep doing all the extra
things you'’ve been doing.
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You think? Let'’s make
a list of all your activities
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and see where
we can skim the fat.
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All right.
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Well, study the magic handbook,
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school, hang with
Valerie, edit the paper,
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a.p. Algebra,
and Harvey stuff...
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You know, like football
games, slicery, phone calls...
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Now, what can you cut out?
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School?
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All right, i'’ll, i'’ll
stay on the paper
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but i'’ll give up being editor.
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And...?
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And what?
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Algebra.
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The Harvey stuff.
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You have
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to cut back a little.
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I can'’t cut back on Harvey.
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There'’s more at
stake than you realize.
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I can'’t say more or
Zelda will hurt me.
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How can I cut back
on Harvey now?
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I mean, I fell
asleep on the phone,
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I forgot about his cookies, i,
I made him the worst poster,
266
00:12:51,413 --> 00:12:54,344
and I left him at
the school dance.
267
00:12:54,413 --> 00:12:57,448
I'’m a lousy girlfriend.
268
00:12:57,517 --> 00:12:59,379
He deserves better.
269
00:12:59,448 --> 00:13:00,379
I can'’t believe
270
00:13:00,448 --> 00:13:01,896
I have to cut back on Harvey.
271
00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:05,206
How am I going to do it? Ow.
272
00:13:05,275 --> 00:13:06,517
Salem, is this new?
273
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:07,931
No way.
274
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,838
Carbon-date the teeth
marks if you Don'’t believe me.
275
00:13:09,862 --> 00:13:12,206
I can'’t even go to
the game with him.
276
00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:15,620
Poor Harvey. I can'’t imagine
how he'’s going to react.
277
00:13:15,689 --> 00:13:17,137
"Harvey, you deserve
278
00:13:17,206 --> 00:13:19,551
"more than a
part-time girlfriend,
279
00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:23,137
so... we have to see
less of each other."
280
00:13:23,206 --> 00:13:28,103
No! No!
281
00:13:28,172 --> 00:13:29,655
I can'’t do that to Harvey.
282
00:13:29,724 --> 00:13:31,137
I Don'’t want to hurt him.
283
00:13:31,206 --> 00:13:33,034
Well, whip up a "no pain" spell.
284
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,562
No pain spell... I'’ve
never heard of that.
285
00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:36,275
You really do
need to study more.
286
00:13:36,344 --> 00:13:38,000
Okay, okay...
287
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:40,103
I'’m studying, i'’m studying.
288
00:13:40,172 --> 00:13:42,068
Let'’s see...
289
00:13:42,137 --> 00:13:44,068
"No fat... no nonsense...
290
00:13:44,137 --> 00:13:46,517
No, no, nanette"?
291
00:13:46,586 --> 00:13:48,827
Oh, here it is... "No pain."
292
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,000
Wow, looks hard.
293
00:13:50,068 --> 00:13:52,379
It'’s got a lot of ingredients.
294
00:13:52,448 --> 00:13:53,827
Follow me.
295
00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:57,793
Okay.
296
00:13:57,862 --> 00:13:59,137
Push the button.
297
00:13:59,206 --> 00:13:59,965
No, you push it.
298
00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:01,310
Push it.
299
00:14:06,068 --> 00:14:07,310
Cool.
300
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,655
Now, should I make
"no pain pudding"
301
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,275
or "no pain fruitcake"?
302
00:14:11,344 --> 00:14:12,586
Go with the pudding.
303
00:14:12,655 --> 00:14:14,896
Fruitcake is better for
breaking up with retirees.
304
00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:17,413
Right. Okay, we'’ll
make butterscotch.
305
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,517
Let'’s see, a few
drops of hydrochloride...
306
00:14:22,068 --> 00:14:23,551
Ammonia phosphate...
307
00:14:26,137 --> 00:14:27,137
Raisins?
308
00:14:27,206 --> 00:14:28,517
High in fiber.
309
00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:33,655
And glycerin. Do
you see glycerin?
310
00:14:33,724 --> 00:14:35,241
I think it'’s the blue goo.
311
00:14:43,413 --> 00:14:45,068
That can'’t be right.
312
00:14:47,896 --> 00:14:49,931
I Don'’t have time for this.
313
00:14:54,137 --> 00:14:56,517
So, when you dipped me and
I looked in the mirrored ball,
314
00:14:56,586 --> 00:14:58,793
I suddenly felt so sick,
I had to get out of there.
315
00:14:58,862 --> 00:15:00,137
I bet it was those quesadillas
316
00:15:00,206 --> 00:15:02,068
the driver'’s ed
teacher brought.
317
00:15:02,137 --> 00:15:03,344
He hasn'’t been the same
318
00:15:03,413 --> 00:15:05,172
since that sophomore
ran him over.
319
00:15:05,241 --> 00:15:07,137
Well, we'’ll make
up for lost time
320
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:08,486
this Friday at
the football game.
321
00:15:08,517 --> 00:15:10,758
I brought you some
butterscotch pudding
322
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,379
Sabrina, that'’s so sweet.
323
00:15:12,448 --> 00:15:13,724
I'’m going to save it.
324
00:15:13,793 --> 00:15:14,517
No! Eat it.
325
00:15:14,586 --> 00:15:16,172
Looks great, but I can'’t.
326
00:15:16,241 --> 00:15:18,724
Coach says, "you
eat a pudding at lunch,
327
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:22,241
you'’re a pudding on the
field," and I think that'’s bad.
328
00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:24,655
Have you seen the gut on
that guy? What does he know?
329
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,655
Guess one little
bite won'’t hurt.
330
00:15:29,758 --> 00:15:32,379
Does the pudding fizz?
331
00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:35,137
Harvey, you deserve more
than a part-time girlfriend,
332
00:15:35,206 --> 00:15:37,448
so I think we should
see less of each other.
333
00:15:41,517 --> 00:15:42,551
Okay.
334
00:15:44,241 --> 00:15:46,034
Okay... and I guess that means
335
00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:49,620
I won'’t be able to watch you
not play in the game on Friday.
336
00:15:49,689 --> 00:15:50,689
Okay.
337
00:15:50,724 --> 00:15:53,000
So, I Don'’t want to
leave you hanging,
338
00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:54,708
so I guess you should
invite someone else.
339
00:15:56,034 --> 00:15:57,068
Hey, Jennifer.
340
00:15:57,137 --> 00:15:59,172
You want to go to
the game on Friday?
341
00:15:59,241 --> 00:16:00,000
Sure.
342
00:16:00,068 --> 00:16:01,068
Good.
343
00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:05,000
I meant someone in your family.
344
00:16:05,068 --> 00:16:06,931
So, how'’d it go with Harvey?
345
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,172
He'’s fine.
346
00:16:08,241 --> 00:16:10,758
But I could use a pudding.
347
00:16:10,827 --> 00:16:14,137
When I feel bad,
I have corn dogs.
348
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:16,355
So, Mrs. Quick, I think the
paper would be better served
349
00:16:16,379 --> 00:16:18,000
by an editor who has more time.
350
00:16:18,862 --> 00:16:19,965
I knew she'’d crack.
351
00:16:20,034 --> 00:16:20,965
[All giggle]
352
00:16:21,034 --> 00:16:22,586
Sorry to lose you, Sabrina,
353
00:16:22,655 --> 00:16:24,551
but there was another editorial
354
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:26,517
that really gave us goose bumps
355
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,206
and was spelled correctly.
356
00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:29,482
You'’re in.
357
00:16:29,551 --> 00:16:31,931
Our new editor will be Valerie.
358
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,413
All: Valerie?
359
00:16:33,482 --> 00:16:35,689
Congratulations!
You'’ll be great.
360
00:16:35,758 --> 00:16:37,517
Yeah, it'’s wonderful.
361
00:16:37,586 --> 00:16:39,482
I'’m going to be sick.
362
00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:43,275
Okay, here'’s the next question.
363
00:16:43,344 --> 00:16:44,482
Gibbous moon...
364
00:16:44,551 --> 00:16:45,862
Significance thereof.
365
00:16:45,931 --> 00:16:48,137
Right now i'’m missing
the football game.
366
00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:50,448
Oh, please. The boy
doesn'’t even play.
367
00:16:51,586 --> 00:16:52,827
Come on. Gibbous moon.
368
00:16:52,896 --> 00:16:54,689
When flying during
a gibbous moon,
369
00:16:54,758 --> 00:16:57,172
there can be reduced
visibility due to glare.
370
00:16:57,241 --> 00:16:58,551
Good.
371
00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:02,482
Sabrina, it'’s time for
your second chance quiz.
372
00:17:02,551 --> 00:17:03,620
That'’s it?
373
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,965
No witty remarks, no floor show?
374
00:17:06,034 --> 00:17:08,068
Well, I didn'’t have
much time to prepare.
375
00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:09,758
Had to buy a belt.
376
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:11,206
Can we get this over with?
377
00:17:11,275 --> 00:17:12,448
I'’m sick of studying.
378
00:17:12,517 --> 00:17:14,379
It takes all the
fun out of magic.
379
00:17:14,448 --> 00:17:15,620
Come with me.
380
00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:17,448
I'’m gonna take you
to the most fun place
381
00:17:17,517 --> 00:17:18,862
in all the realm.
382
00:17:20,137 --> 00:17:22,241
This is the fun zone?
383
00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:23,241
Where are we?
384
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,827
This is "gray space."
385
00:17:25,896 --> 00:17:28,517
Or some call it
"decorator white."
386
00:17:28,586 --> 00:17:30,482
And we'’re here because...?
387
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:32,344
This isyour test.
388
00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:35,896
Show me the real Sabrina.
389
00:17:35,965 --> 00:17:37,344
What? This wasn'’t
in the handbook.
390
00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:38,724
No, no, you'’re right,
391
00:17:38,793 --> 00:17:41,551
but if you studied,
then you can do this.
392
00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:44,034
I still Don'’t know what you
mean, but i'’ll try something.
393
00:17:54,758 --> 00:17:57,103
Oh, very nice.
394
00:17:57,172 --> 00:17:58,448
That was fun.
395
00:17:58,517 --> 00:18:00,137
Finally, magic is fun again.
396
00:18:00,206 --> 00:18:03,241
Sabrina spellman, you'’ve
learned that magic is a way of life.
397
00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:04,793
It'’s a part of who you are.
398
00:18:04,862 --> 00:18:06,344
I passed? It'’s a gift,
399
00:18:06,413 --> 00:18:08,448
but it comes with
responsibilities.
400
00:18:08,517 --> 00:18:10,010
I didn'’t pass. You showed
you were responsible
401
00:18:10,034 --> 00:18:12,448
by studying, then
you got to have fun.
402
00:18:12,517 --> 00:18:14,000
If I cry, will you tell me?
403
00:18:15,206 --> 00:18:18,275
This is the best
part of the job.
404
00:18:18,344 --> 00:18:19,655
Aside from the money.
405
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,620
I passed!
406
00:18:21,689 --> 00:18:23,896
With flying colors.
407
00:18:23,965 --> 00:18:25,551
Don'’t tell anyone I said that.
408
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:26,551
Whoo-hoo!
409
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:27,827
I'’m out of here.
410
00:18:27,896 --> 00:18:30,000
Thanks for everything.
411
00:18:31,206 --> 00:18:33,793
I like that girl.
412
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,379
[ Sobbing]
413
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,689
Can'’t I just keep
the kitty bunk bed?
414
00:18:38,758 --> 00:18:40,241
Afraid not, cat burglar.
415
00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:41,482
Mean.
416
00:18:41,551 --> 00:18:43,275
Look, we'’ll make you a deal.
417
00:18:43,344 --> 00:18:44,896
You have to give back the toys,
418
00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:46,586
but you can keep
the money you took.
419
00:18:46,655 --> 00:18:50,241
Really? yes, but
you have to invest it.
420
00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:51,241
Go with her.
421
00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:52,586
She'’ll beat you down.
422
00:18:52,655 --> 00:18:54,068
I did it! I passed!
423
00:18:54,137 --> 00:18:56,413
Congratulations.
i'’m so proud of you.
424
00:18:56,482 --> 00:18:57,482
Give me five.
425
00:18:57,896 --> 00:18:59,586
I can'’t.
426
00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:01,620
[ Ironic laughter]
427
00:19:01,689 --> 00:19:03,758
Okay, here it is.
428
00:19:03,827 --> 00:19:05,793
"With magic comes
responsibility.
429
00:19:05,862 --> 00:19:06,862
"Sabrina spellman:
430
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,310
Official learner'’s permit."
431
00:19:08,379 --> 00:19:09,310
Learner'’s permit?
432
00:19:09,379 --> 00:19:10,965
This is supposed
to be a license.
433
00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:12,137
Who do we call?
434
00:19:12,206 --> 00:19:13,206
Honey, it'’s right.
435
00:19:13,275 --> 00:19:14,724
Everyone knows you get a permit
436
00:19:14,793 --> 00:19:15,827
before you get a license.
437
00:19:15,896 --> 00:19:17,206
Not me.
438
00:19:17,275 --> 00:19:19,075
This permit means that
you'’re gonna be tested
439
00:19:19,103 --> 00:19:20,827
on and off for the next year.
440
00:19:20,896 --> 00:19:22,527
You Don'’t get your
actual witch'’s license
441
00:19:22,551 --> 00:19:23,896
until you'’re 18
442
00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:25,413
and can pay for the insurance.
443
00:19:25,482 --> 00:19:27,586
Tested all year?
444
00:19:27,655 --> 00:19:30,482
But I can'’t cut back
on Harvey all year.
445
00:19:30,551 --> 00:19:31,551
It gets worse.
446
00:19:31,586 --> 00:19:33,103
If you Don'’t get your license,
447
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,452
you'’ll become
completely mortal.
448
00:19:35,413 --> 00:19:36,458
I know that'’s bad news for you,
449
00:19:36,482 --> 00:19:37,965
but you have no
idea how good it is
450
00:19:38,034 --> 00:19:39,586
to finally be able to tell you.
451
00:19:39,655 --> 00:19:42,068
Great. If I study I
may lose Harvey,
452
00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:44,000
and if I Don'’t study
i'’ll lose my powers.
453
00:19:44,068 --> 00:19:46,000
This is going to
leave no time for TV.
454
00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:51,734
I'’ve been meaning to bring
this by; I think it'’s yours.
455
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:52,862
I Don'’t think so.
456
00:19:54,241 --> 00:19:55,448
Just go with it.
457
00:19:55,517 --> 00:19:57,965
It'’s a little
something from me.
458
00:19:58,034 --> 00:20:00,000
He won'’t remember a thing.
459
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,068
Well, maybe you
should try it on.
460
00:20:03,137 --> 00:20:05,000
Maybe I should.
461
00:20:09,344 --> 00:20:11,034
[Laughs]
462
00:20:12,448 --> 00:20:16,689
[ Ballad playing]
463
00:20:32,862 --> 00:20:34,793
Ow. Sorry.
464
00:20:34,862 --> 00:20:37,793
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