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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,740 --> 00:00:44,913 ("FOR ME, FORMIDABLE" BY CHARLES AZNAVOUR PLAYING) 2 00:00:45,245 --> 00:00:47,982 ♪ You are the one For me, for me ♪ 3 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:50,685 ♪ For me, formidable ♪ 4 00:00:52,119 --> 00:00:57,625 ♪ You are my love Very, very, very, véritable ♪ 5 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:04,732 ♪ Et je voudrais pouvoir Un jour enfin te le dire ♪ 6 00:01:05,867 --> 00:01:08,402 ♪ Te l'écrire ♪ 7 00:01:08,703 --> 00:01:13,073 ♪ Dans la langue De Shakespeare ♪ 8 00:01:13,140 --> 00:01:18,245 ♪ My daisy, daisy Daisy, désirable ♪ 9 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,448 ♪ But how can you see me ♪ 10 00:01:21,816 --> 00:01:25,452 ♪ See me, see me, si minable ♪ 11 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:27,487 ♪ Je ferais mieux ♪ 12 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:32,392 ♪ D'aller choisir Mon vocabulaire ♪ 13 00:01:32,994 --> 00:01:35,830 ♪ Pour te plaire ♪ 14 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:40,568 ♪ Dans la langue de Molière ♪ 15 00:01:40,635 --> 00:01:46,206 ♪ Toi, tes eyes, ton nose Tes lips adorables ♪ 16 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:48,576 ♪ Tu n'as pas compris... ♪ 17 00:01:49,010 --> 00:01:51,144 (BEEPING) 18 00:01:51,546 --> 00:01:53,447 ♪ ...Viens-t'en dans mes bras ♪ 19 00:01:53,648 --> 00:01:56,017 ♪ Darling, I love you, love you ♪ 20 00:01:56,084 --> 00:01:57,986 ♪ Darling, I want you ♪ 21 00:01:58,218 --> 00:02:00,755 ♪ Et puis le reste On s'en fout ♪ 22 00:02:00,822 --> 00:02:02,857 ♪ You are the one for me ♪ 23 00:02:02,991 --> 00:02:07,294 ♪ For me, for me, formidable ♪ 24 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:11,465 ♪ Je me demande même Pourquoi je t'aime ♪ 25 00:02:11,866 --> 00:02:14,468 ♪ Toi qui te moques de moi Et de tout ♪ 26 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:17,170 ♪ Avec ton air canaille Canaille ♪ 27 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:19,172 ♪ Canaille, how can I ♪ 28 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:20,508 GORDON: Voilà! 29 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:26,814 ♪ Love you? ♪ 30 00:02:29,884 --> 00:02:31,819 Gordon? Mm-hmm? 31 00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:33,821 Why does it smell like burnt toast? 32 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:35,657 Because I made you breakfast. 33 00:02:36,024 --> 00:02:37,525 (IN FRENCH) 34 00:02:37,659 --> 00:02:38,960 Yeah, check it out! 35 00:02:39,060 --> 00:02:40,128 (IN ENGLISH) What is it? 36 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:43,564 What do you mean, "What is it"? It's clearly eggs Benedict. 37 00:02:43,665 --> 00:02:44,599 Oh, wow! Yeah. 38 00:02:44,699 --> 00:02:46,100 I wanted to do something extra special. 39 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,603 Yeah, get in there. SOPHIE: Mm! 40 00:02:48,903 --> 00:02:49,904 Mayonnaise? 41 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:51,438 Yeah, it said hollandaise in the recipe, 42 00:02:51,506 --> 00:02:53,306 but isn't that just French for "mayonnaise"? 43 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:54,542 Mayonnaise is French for mayonnaise 44 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:56,878 Oh. What's hollandaise? Hollandaise. 45 00:02:56,978 --> 00:03:00,815 "Hollandaise." (CHUCKLES) I should have made you cereal. SOPHIE: Stop it! 46 00:03:00,915 --> 00:03:02,984 It did look better in the picture. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 47 00:03:03,051 --> 00:03:04,351 Stop it. Come here. 48 00:03:04,619 --> 00:03:07,855 It's perfect. Happy last day of school. 49 00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:10,158 In a few days, we're gonna be in the Adirondacks, 50 00:03:10,257 --> 00:03:11,959 and we're gonna eat amazing food 51 00:03:12,093 --> 00:03:14,394 and we're gonna drink lots of beautiful wine. 52 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:15,563 And sex. 53 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:17,532 ♪ We got it together Didn't we? ♪ 54 00:03:17,632 --> 00:03:20,367 Lots of sex. You're a miracle. 55 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:24,438 ♪ Nobody but you and me ♪ 56 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:25,540 Why not now? 57 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:27,307 ("YOU'RE THE FIRST, THE LAST, MY EVERYTHING" 58 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:28,876 BY BARRY WHITE PLAYING) 59 00:03:30,011 --> 00:03:33,213 ♪ My first, my last ♪ 60 00:03:33,748 --> 00:03:35,683 ♪ My everything ♪ 61 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:38,586 ♪ And the answer to... ♪ 62 00:03:38,853 --> 00:03:39,854 (BELL RINGS) 63 00:03:40,121 --> 00:03:42,757 ♪ ...All my dreams ♪ 64 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:47,762 ♪ You're my sun, my moon ♪ 65 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:51,331 ♪ My guiding star ♪ 66 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:53,534 ♪ My kind of wonderful... ♪ 67 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:55,335 SOPHIE: Where's my bone broth? 68 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:59,372 Carrots are fucking perfect, girls! 69 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:04,377 ♪ I know there's only Only one like you... ♪ 70 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:08,816 Good morning, Jerry! 71 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:10,752 Cool shoes! 72 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,954 TODD: Mr. Kinski! Yeah, buddy. I'm sorry. 73 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:15,322 Mr. Kinski, thank you for the extension. 74 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:16,657 You're a lifesaver. 75 00:04:17,125 --> 00:04:19,259 Under the wire, Todd. I knew you had it in you! (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 76 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:21,629 ♪ Yet I'm lost in a dream ♪ 77 00:04:21,863 --> 00:04:24,932 ♪ You're the first You're the last ♪ 78 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:26,968 ♪ My everything ♪ 79 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:29,402 Whoa! There she is! Hey, Vinny! 80 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:31,606 Saw that review. So, I guess I won't be able to get a table 81 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:33,007 no more now that the Times 82 00:04:33,207 --> 00:04:34,675 thinks you're the next Nancy Silverton. 83 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:36,144 When you have the best heirlooms in town, 84 00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:37,410 you always get a table. 85 00:04:38,012 --> 00:04:39,479 What if you used to work with her? 86 00:04:41,516 --> 00:04:44,919 Ruby... (CHUCKLES) Hi! RUBY: Hello, Sophie. 87 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:48,556 It's been a while. Yeah, wow. (CHUCKLES) 88 00:04:48,823 --> 00:04:50,057 Almost three years. 89 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:54,461 You look great. Oh, thank you. My, um, Pretty Woman look. 90 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:57,765 Oh! How much? (LAUGHS) (SOPHIE LAUGHS) 91 00:04:58,166 --> 00:05:01,202 What are you doing in New York City? RUBY: Actually, looking for you. 92 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:04,071 (CHUCKLES) Oh, boy. 93 00:05:04,172 --> 00:05:07,909 GORDON: "Doubt thou the stars are fire, 94 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:11,179 doubt that the sun doth move, 95 00:05:11,646 --> 00:05:14,282 doubt truth to be a liar, 96 00:05:14,549 --> 00:05:19,520 but never doubt I love." Is that Billie Eilish? 97 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,455 Billie Shakespeare. Greatest bard to ever live. 98 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:25,626 Now, do any of you know why I chose to write much of my work 99 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:27,829 in what's called iambic pentameter? 100 00:05:28,062 --> 00:05:28,863 STUDENTS: No. 101 00:05:29,230 --> 00:05:33,000 It's because it mimics the beating of the human heart. 102 00:05:33,267 --> 00:05:35,503 Da-dum, da-dum, da-dum. 103 00:05:35,670 --> 00:05:40,608 What better way to express love... and loss 104 00:05:41,242 --> 00:05:44,245 and the brevity of human life 105 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:49,183 than the very ticking clock that's in all of our chests? 106 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,585 (TAPPING ON GLASS) 107 00:05:50,685 --> 00:05:51,919 (MOUTHING) 108 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:55,556 Excuse me! My lady doth beckon! 109 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:56,891 STUDENTS: Ooh! 110 00:05:56,991 --> 00:05:59,827 Um, discuss only Shakespeare. Do I have your word? 111 00:05:59,961 --> 00:06:01,929 STUDENT 1: Definitely. STUDENT 2: It's summer in, like, an hour. 112 00:06:02,330 --> 00:06:04,431 Mm. Twirl a little? 113 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:05,566 Huh? SOPHIE: Oh! 114 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:06,968 You know what pantaloons do to me. 115 00:06:07,168 --> 00:06:08,202 Well, guess what? I'm gonna bring 116 00:06:08,269 --> 00:06:10,605 this entire outfit on our vacation. 117 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:12,139 Um... 118 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:15,509 What? Why are you not saying anything? 119 00:06:16,077 --> 00:06:18,411 Still not saying anything. Please say something. 120 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:21,649 I've been asked to interview... 121 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:25,253 for the executive chef position at the Frontenac. 122 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:27,321 The Frontenac! That's amazing! 123 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,789 That's the new place in Greenpoint, right? 124 00:06:28,890 --> 00:06:30,423 I don't know what they cook. I know It's fusion. 125 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:31,826 They fuse something. No, 126 00:06:31,926 --> 00:06:35,029 it's the Château Frontenac in... in Quebec City. 127 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:36,931 Quebec City, Canada. Yeah. 128 00:06:37,098 --> 00:06:39,533 A little further north. They're opening a new restaurant 129 00:06:39,634 --> 00:06:40,735 with this girl I used to work with. 130 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:42,469 Ruby Collins. Did I mention her? 131 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:43,771 No. Not to me. No? 132 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:47,742 I was her sous-chef, and now she's this huge deal, 133 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:49,710 with, like, a Michelin star 134 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:52,079 and cookbooks and her own show and-- 135 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:53,547 So, you'd be moving home. 136 00:06:53,748 --> 00:06:56,951 Oh, my God, no. It's... it's not an offer. 137 00:06:57,018 --> 00:07:00,288 She's just inviting three chefs to, you know, refine her menu, 138 00:07:00,388 --> 00:07:03,423 and then she'll decide who gets the job. 139 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:06,560 And when... when's all this happening? I haven't said yes yet. 140 00:07:06,661 --> 00:07:08,629 I, um, I wanted to talk to you first 141 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:11,032 because it would get in the way of our trip upstate. 142 00:07:12,366 --> 00:07:14,735 Well, babe, are you kidding me? Of course you have to say yes! 143 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:16,871 This is everything you've worked for. 144 00:07:16,938 --> 00:07:18,406 I mean, absolutely! 145 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:20,107 This is-- This sounds like a very big deal. 146 00:07:20,908 --> 00:07:22,076 What if I get it? 147 00:07:23,077 --> 00:07:26,714 (UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 148 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:32,887 (BEEPS) Dad! Dad, please be home. I'm in a hurry. 149 00:07:33,087 --> 00:07:34,755 I have 17 minutes before my next class. 150 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:37,358 My life hangs in the balance, Dad. (GROANS) 151 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:38,559 I swore I wouldn't leave 152 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,661 until I finished writing chapter five. 153 00:07:40,895 --> 00:07:43,164 Which reminds me, I need you to pick up my gout medication. 154 00:07:43,264 --> 00:07:45,366 Enough with the intercom talk. I'm in a hurry. Buzz me in! 155 00:07:45,433 --> 00:07:46,534 (DOOR LOCK BUZZES, UNLOCKS) 156 00:07:47,335 --> 00:07:49,904 I was this close, Gord. Not to riddle you with guilt... 157 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:51,872 But you will. ...but I was right there. 158 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:55,209 I was on the cusp of figuring out why Mr. Devereux 159 00:07:55,276 --> 00:07:58,112 is suddenly called to the stand by his paramour. 160 00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:00,247 (SIGHS) But enough about my shitty book. 161 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:03,784 What's your big emergency? Isn't it a little early for Scotch, Dad? 162 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:04,986 With your gout also. 163 00:08:05,086 --> 00:08:07,021 Not when you've had writer's block for two months. 164 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:10,091 Gotta fuel the fire of creativity. Help yourself. 165 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:11,792 You know, they... they tend to frown on day drinking 166 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:14,095 when you teach middle school. I want to talk to you... 167 00:08:15,463 --> 00:08:17,365 about Sophie. PETER: Aw! 168 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:20,735 Well, it was never gonna last. No, we're not breaking up. 169 00:08:20,935 --> 00:08:24,705 When it happens, I'll be here, wasting away on a novel 170 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:27,408 that won't even make it to an airport kiosk! 171 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:28,943 Can you listen to me for one second? 172 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:32,713 She just got offered this huge job interview in Quebec City. 173 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:36,984 And whether she gets it or not, I realized that she's the one. 174 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:39,487 I don't wanna be with anyone else ever again. 175 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:41,889 And... and I'm gonna fly up there with her. 176 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:43,324 Flying? Yeah. 177 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:45,459 You haven't been on a plane since you were 13. 178 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:48,229 You remember how that panic attack went? GORDON: I know. 179 00:08:48,329 --> 00:08:49,330 Luckily for the passengers, 180 00:08:49,430 --> 00:08:51,298 my little arms weren't strong enough 181 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:52,500 to get the emergency hatch out. 182 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:54,402 But... (INHALES) ...I'm gonna do it. 183 00:08:54,503 --> 00:08:56,704 And that leaves me to the real reason I'm here... 184 00:08:57,972 --> 00:08:59,106 Mom's ring. 185 00:09:02,343 --> 00:09:03,878 My God! Yeah. 186 00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:05,780 My son is a genius! 187 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:09,183 How so? Marrying Sophie to get Canadian citizenship. 188 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:10,418 It's brilliant! No, Dad, I-- 189 00:09:10,484 --> 00:09:13,387 It's gotta be a formality to get your old man a passport. 190 00:09:13,522 --> 00:09:16,624 This country has been in a goddamn free fall 191 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:18,059 since Vietnam! We gotta get up there 192 00:09:18,426 --> 00:09:21,429 and beat the rush. It's not an immigration ploy. She's my soul mate! 193 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:23,731 Say it just like that to the people at the border. 194 00:09:23,898 --> 00:09:26,033 Dad, where is the ring? The ring. The... 195 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:28,969 Yes, of course. The ring. 196 00:09:29,070 --> 00:09:32,139 Mr. Devereux left it in Daphne's carriage! 197 00:09:32,306 --> 00:09:33,508 That's how she knew! 198 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:36,243 That's how I end this God forsaken chapter! 199 00:09:36,377 --> 00:09:37,411 I'm gonna go check your bedroom. 200 00:09:37,512 --> 00:09:40,347 GINETTE: (IN FRENCH) SOPHIE: 201 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:44,118 GINETTE: 202 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:47,888 GINETTE: 203 00:09:50,825 --> 00:09:53,060 GINETTE: 204 00:09:55,530 --> 00:09:57,631 GINETTE: 205 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:02,103 GINETTE: 206 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,206 GINETTE: 207 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,547 Check out this bling. What? 208 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:15,216 I know. It belonged to my great-grandmother, 209 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:19,053 Gertrude. She came all the way from Ireland aboard the Titanic. 210 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:22,723 Isn't that crazy? Against all odds, it survived, 211 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,892 even though she was down in third class, 212 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:27,161 river dancing with Leo. Isn't she nice? 213 00:10:27,261 --> 00:10:29,830 (RING CLATTERS) Whoa! Whoa, whoa. Okay. Who's got eyes on it? 214 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:31,432 Don't move an inch. Nobody move an inch! 215 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:32,867 That is a precious heirloom. 216 00:10:33,134 --> 00:10:35,236 Look down and see if you see sparkle. 217 00:10:35,537 --> 00:10:36,971 I got it! Thank you. Whoo! 218 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:38,739 You just went from a B to an A, young lady. (CHUCKLES) 219 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:41,142 Why is it rusty? It's not rusty. It's an antique. 220 00:10:41,442 --> 00:10:42,643 That's not even a diamond. 221 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:43,944 It's a diamond, trust me. 222 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:45,679 It's just cloudy from the seawater. 223 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,915 Diamonds are a tool of emotional manipulation 224 00:10:47,982 --> 00:10:50,552 contrived by baby boomers. Okay, Greta Thunberg, thank you. 225 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,253 Show and tell is over. You guys are a bad buzz. 226 00:10:52,353 --> 00:10:54,355 SAMUEL: Mr. Kinski? Yes, Samuel, go for it. 227 00:10:54,589 --> 00:10:55,823 I think he's gonna say yes. 228 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:59,460 Okay, well, he is a woman. And I hope that she says yes. 229 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,429 I mean, she doesn't care about material wealth, 230 00:11:02,564 --> 00:11:04,533 like some people. She likes simple things. 231 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,066 Then you're her man! GORDON: Hilarious. 232 00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:09,003 Chase, I told you to try out for improv. You chose hockey. 233 00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:10,704 All right, let's get into this. 234 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,673 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) Oh, man! I really am late. 235 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,643 I'm so sorry. Have a great summer! 236 00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:17,077 And, uh, please read! 237 00:11:17,278 --> 00:11:19,079 The future of humanity depends on it. 238 00:11:19,180 --> 00:11:20,314 Franklin, up high. 239 00:11:22,183 --> 00:11:23,751 FLIGHT ATTENDANT ON PA: Ladies and gentlemen, 240 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,986 if you could please return to your seats and buckle up, 241 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,721 we're going through a little turbulence. 242 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,691 We'll resume drink service momentarily. Thank you. 243 00:11:32,226 --> 00:11:35,696 That's a lot of shaking, huh? I think that's too much shaking. SOPHIE: It's supposed to shake. 244 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:38,933 It's like a car on a country road. It's fine. 245 00:11:40,201 --> 00:11:41,902 I don't know if you clocked the flight attendant. 246 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:44,506 Not smiling. And they're trained to smile. 247 00:11:44,939 --> 00:11:46,140 Okay, let me distract myself 248 00:11:46,207 --> 00:11:47,441 by working on the things I memorized. 249 00:11:47,642 --> 00:11:51,145 Your father's name is Alphonse. Your mother's name is Ginette. 250 00:11:51,212 --> 00:11:54,014 They met in high school. Your sister's name is Juliette. 251 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,382 She just had a baby. Yep. 252 00:11:55,449 --> 00:11:57,952 And her baby daddy left her and went back to Romania, 253 00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,654 so your brother, Junior, hates him. 254 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:00,754 But he's gonna love me 255 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,456 if I bring up mixed martial arts. 256 00:12:02,557 --> 00:12:03,958 Do you have any idea how hard 257 00:12:04,058 --> 00:12:05,859 this molecular gastronomy stuff is? 258 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:08,462 I... I... I really have to focus. Okay, focus, babe. 259 00:12:08,563 --> 00:12:10,130 No more from me. Thank you. 260 00:12:10,231 --> 00:12:11,633 I'll just study the safety card. 261 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,034 These people on here look way too happy. 262 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,604 Who'd be smiling if this happened? 263 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,505 Why are they so happy going down the slide? 264 00:12:17,706 --> 00:12:18,939 Did you watch the safety demonstration? 265 00:12:19,073 --> 00:12:21,242 I don't even know where my raft is. Where's your raft? 266 00:12:21,543 --> 00:12:24,278 Babe, if we crash, there's no swimming or rafting. 267 00:12:24,378 --> 00:12:26,581 There's nothing, except maybe the black box. 268 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,083 Why would you say that? Babe, come on, I gotta focus! 269 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:32,786 Okay, but wow! Wow, wow! That's not even funny. 270 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,788 Is that a pill? GORDON: Yeah, my father gave it to me. 271 00:12:34,989 --> 00:12:36,524 It's a relaxant. He knows I'm not a great flyer. 272 00:12:36,658 --> 00:12:39,293 He said it'll take the edge off. But you're drinking wine. 273 00:12:39,460 --> 00:12:41,061 Baby I've had only three and a half glasses. 274 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:42,496 I'm not flying the damn thing. 275 00:12:42,597 --> 00:12:43,864 Ay, ay, ay. 276 00:12:48,002 --> 00:12:49,069 Wow! 277 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:52,039 All right. Now, I can relax. 278 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,975 ANNOUNCER ON PA: (IN FRENCH) GORDON: 279 00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:56,711 (IN ENGLISH) I don't know, Peter, what color the pill was. 280 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,747 Yellow-ish? It tasted yellow-ish. 281 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,147 PETER: Hang on a second. 282 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,049 Baby, I can't feel my face. 283 00:13:02,283 --> 00:13:03,984 Can you feel your face? Check your face. 284 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,085 PETER: Oh, shit, Sophie! 285 00:13:05,286 --> 00:13:07,321 There's a fifty-fifty I gave him a Quaalude 286 00:13:07,388 --> 00:13:08,289 instead of a Valium. 287 00:13:08,757 --> 00:13:11,526 A Quaalude? PETER: Listen, the '80s were fucking bananas, man. 288 00:13:11,593 --> 00:13:14,295 Well, the '80s is happening to your son's brain right now. 289 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,929 PETER: Well, tell him to have a good time. 290 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,464 It should wear off in a couple hours. 291 00:13:17,599 --> 00:13:20,434 A couple of hours? Do you know how much I love this woman? 292 00:13:20,502 --> 00:13:22,036 I gotta go. I love you! 293 00:13:22,136 --> 00:13:23,437 Gordon, Gordon. You're shouting. 294 00:13:23,538 --> 00:13:26,040 You're shouting. Oh. my God. Get it together, Gordon. 295 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,142 Are you mad at me? I'm sorry, babe. (SOPHIE SIGHS) 296 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,044 My father says you're gonna break up with me. 297 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,412 I'm not gonna break up with you, Gordon. 298 00:13:31,713 --> 00:13:34,649 You should! (SOBS) I don't deserve you. Gordon, look at me. 299 00:13:34,783 --> 00:13:36,216 My parents... Oh! 300 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,052 ...are right outside those doors, okay? 301 00:13:38,152 --> 00:13:39,353 I'll explain to them what happened. 302 00:13:39,453 --> 00:13:40,988 You just need to stay in the chair. 303 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,423 Stay in the chair. SOPHIE: Mm. And... 304 00:13:42,657 --> 00:13:44,358 Not going anywhere. SOPHIE: Don't say anything stupid. 305 00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:46,795 I'm not even gonna talk, except to say that I love them. 306 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,663 I really need you right now to get it together. 307 00:13:48,730 --> 00:13:50,030 Can you get it together? 308 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,132 (IN FRENCH) 309 00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,574 (LAUGHS) 310 00:14:00,608 --> 00:14:03,377 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY IN ENGLISH) 311 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,055 (IN FRENCH) 312 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,625 (IN ENGLISH) Hey! (SOPHIE EXCLAIMS, LAUGHS) 313 00:14:17,826 --> 00:14:19,860 (ALL EXCLAIM) 314 00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:23,030 (IN FRENCH) 315 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,567 (CHUCKLES) SOPHIE: 316 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,042 Gordon? 317 00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:36,877 GORDON: (IN ENGLISH) Honey, I found the bag! 318 00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,011 No, Gordon, Gordon, no, no, no, no, no! 319 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,213 You don't... you don't need to do that! 320 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,649 My bag is trying to go back on the plane! 321 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,052 (IN FRENCH) 322 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:50,290 (DOOR BUZZING) (IN FRENCH) 323 00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,261 Hmm. 324 00:14:55,597 --> 00:14:57,064 (SIGHS) (CELLPHONE CHIMES) 325 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,337 (SIGHS) 326 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:06,641 (DOOR BUZZING) GORDON: Okay, be cool. 327 00:15:07,876 --> 00:15:10,444 Hey, guys, I am so sorry! 328 00:15:10,612 --> 00:15:13,046 I... I hope that she explained to you everything that happened. 329 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,784 My father roofied me. But I'm feeling a lot better. 330 00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:16,851 And the good news is 331 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,118 they're not gonna press any charges 332 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,087 about riding their baggage claim. (SIGHS) 333 00:15:20,154 --> 00:15:21,288 Let's start over. 334 00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:24,759 Ginette, Alphonse, it's so nice to meet you. 335 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:27,662 (IN FRENCH) 336 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,597 (IN ENGLISH) Let me help you with the bag. 337 00:15:29,664 --> 00:15:30,732 Okay, I'll help her. 338 00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:31,833 Let me help you, please, Ginette. 339 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,233 (IN FRENCH) GORDON: (IN ENGLISH) Thank you. 340 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,771 Okay. Let's start over. Okay? GINETTE: (IN FRENCH) 341 00:15:36,838 --> 00:15:38,405 (IN ENGLISH) We're all friends. Okay. 342 00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:42,109 ("DANS LES RUES DE QUÉBEC" BY CHARLES TRENET PLAYING) 343 00:15:47,582 --> 00:15:51,251 (CHURCH BELL TOLLING) 344 00:15:54,556 --> 00:15:57,592 GORDON: Look at this place. Unbelievable. 345 00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,595 Four hundred years of history! 346 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,598 Are those the infamous Plains of Abraham 347 00:16:03,932 --> 00:16:05,700 where General Montcalm and General Wolfe 348 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:06,801 fought to the death? 349 00:16:06,868 --> 00:16:08,402 Mm! Someone did their homework. 350 00:16:08,603 --> 00:16:10,839 Down with the Brits, I say! That's something we Americans 351 00:16:10,905 --> 00:16:12,406 and you French have in common. 352 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:14,742 There it is, baby. The Frontenac. 353 00:16:14,809 --> 00:16:18,312 GORDON: Oh! You didn't tell me it was an actual castle. 354 00:16:18,513 --> 00:16:20,648 That's where you're gonna work? I mean, we'll see. 355 00:16:20,949 --> 00:16:22,149 (IN FRENCH) 356 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,451 (CHUCKLES) 357 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,830 (IN ENGLISH) Sophie said you hand-built the house 358 00:16:35,897 --> 00:16:37,632 with your father when you were a kid? 359 00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:39,199 Two years of blood and sweat. 360 00:16:39,901 --> 00:16:42,804 Wow! The pictures don't do it justice! 361 00:16:42,971 --> 00:16:45,807 Look at that flagstone, the masonry! 362 00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,007 That's a lost art. 363 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,142 You know, I'm a bit of a builder myself. 364 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,311 Not houses like this masterpiece, 365 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:54,047 but are you familiar with the Lego architectural series? 366 00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:55,550 Yeah, they say 13 and up, 367 00:16:55,650 --> 00:16:57,852 but if you're not in your 20s, forget about it! 368 00:16:57,986 --> 00:16:59,386 (IN FRENCH) 369 00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,388 (IN ENGLISH) Yeah. Yeah. I just finished the Taj Mahal. 370 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:02,824 And this one was particularly hard, 371 00:17:02,924 --> 00:17:04,258 right, babe? 'Cause I bought it on eBay, 372 00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:05,827 and the instructions were in Korean. 373 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,227 SOPHIE: (IN FRENCH) 374 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,068 (IN ENGLISH) Yeah, that's what he wants to hear, 375 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:18,472 that you play with toys. You fucking idiot. Hey! 376 00:17:18,573 --> 00:17:20,207 (IN FRENCH) 377 00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,376 JUNIOR: 378 00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:24,311 SOPHIE: 379 00:17:25,713 --> 00:17:26,781 Laurent! 380 00:17:27,015 --> 00:17:30,484 (LAURENT COOS) (SMOOCHES) 381 00:17:30,552 --> 00:17:32,352 SOPHIE: 382 00:17:32,587 --> 00:17:34,354 (CHUCKLES) 383 00:17:34,756 --> 00:17:36,356 SOPHIE: (IN ENGLISH) Hello! (JUNIOR CHUCKLES) 384 00:17:36,558 --> 00:17:38,626 (IN FRENCH, CHUCKLES) (CHUCKLES) 385 00:17:39,027 --> 00:17:41,328 (IN ENGLISH) Gordon, come, come meet my family. 386 00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:42,396 Hi! 387 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,732 (IN FRENCH) 388 00:17:54,776 --> 00:17:56,310 (IN ENGLISH) No, no, no, I... I understand French, 389 00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:58,613 actually pretty well, thanks to her tutelage. 390 00:17:58,713 --> 00:18:01,081 But my speaking is a little comme ci, comme ça. 391 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,884 Oh, no, your French is great, honey. For real. 392 00:18:03,017 --> 00:18:04,519 Ah! (CHUCKLES) We'll see. 393 00:18:04,619 --> 00:18:07,522 Um. Okay, so, this is my cousin Patrice. Hi! 394 00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:09,757 SOPHIE: My aunt, Claudette, my uncle, Michel... GORDON: So nice to meet you. 395 00:18:09,857 --> 00:18:13,193 SOPHIE: ...my sister, Juliette, and her baby, Laurent... 396 00:18:13,327 --> 00:18:15,964 Laurent! SOPHIE: ...and my brother, Junior. 397 00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:18,432 And last but not least, Mammie Tremblay. 398 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,668 Well, of course I've heard about Mammie! 399 00:18:20,902 --> 00:18:22,837 Gotta kiss the cheek of the matriarch! 400 00:18:23,538 --> 00:18:24,639 (SMOOCHES) 401 00:18:24,739 --> 00:18:25,807 (IN FRENCH) 402 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,509 (IN ENGLISH) No, no, no, I'm so sorry. MAMMIE: Oh, my God! 403 00:18:28,710 --> 00:18:34,247 (IN FRENCH) 404 00:18:35,817 --> 00:18:37,150 (LAURENT COOS) 405 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,252 Oh! GORDON: (IN ENGLISH) I'm so sorry. 406 00:18:39,353 --> 00:18:42,122 She has dementia. Oh, okay. Okay, yeah. 407 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,926 My... my uncle Lester has dementia, so I understand. 408 00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:48,529 I've been there. Is it harder on them or on us? I mean... 409 00:18:48,596 --> 00:18:50,464 (IN FRENCH) 410 00:18:50,531 --> 00:18:51,699 JUNIOR: 411 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,769 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 412 00:18:54,869 --> 00:18:57,772 (IN ENGLISH) Of course, I never kissed my uncle Lester, 413 00:18:57,839 --> 00:18:59,807 but... (LAMB BLEATING) 414 00:18:59,907 --> 00:19:01,241 I'll get the bags! 415 00:19:02,777 --> 00:19:04,045 (COUCOU HONKING) 416 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:08,082 Aw! Hey, little buddy! My majestic, feathered friend. 417 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,818 What's your name? Oh! (HONKS) 418 00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:13,253 Shit! How are you this fast? 419 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:16,858 ("J'T'AIME COMME UN FOU" BY ROBERT CHARLEBOIS PLAYING) 420 00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:21,395 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 421 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,232 (IN FRENCH) Oh! 422 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,300 (IN ENGLISH) Oh, babe, I'm so sorry. You okay? 423 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,536 Yeah, I got it all, I got it all. 424 00:19:28,603 --> 00:19:30,605 I just got attacked by a white pterodactyl. 425 00:19:30,705 --> 00:19:33,541 Oh, yeah, that's Coucou. She's, uh, our swan. 426 00:19:33,608 --> 00:19:36,511 She's lived on the farm forever. She can be a bit cranky. 427 00:19:36,644 --> 00:19:38,680 I don't think she's a fan yet, but I'm gonna win her over. 428 00:19:38,746 --> 00:19:41,348 (CHUCKLES) This place is so cute. SOPHIE: (CHUCKLES) Thank you. 429 00:19:41,415 --> 00:19:42,517 Where are we staying? Where should I put-- 430 00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:43,951 Um, so, my sister and her baby 431 00:19:44,018 --> 00:19:45,820 are going to be sleeping in our old room, 432 00:19:45,887 --> 00:19:46,988 so we'll be taking my brother's, 433 00:19:47,155 --> 00:19:50,558 which is, um, straight up the stairs, second on the left. 434 00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:51,959 You want some help? No, I got it. 435 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,628 Go talk to your family. I'm fine! SOPHIE: You sure? 436 00:19:53,695 --> 00:19:54,494 All right. You okay? 437 00:19:54,796 --> 00:19:56,263 Yeah, I got it. I got it. Go talk to your family. 438 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:59,767 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 439 00:20:01,769 --> 00:20:02,804 GORDON: Hello! 440 00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:11,779 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) (GORDON CHUCKLES) 441 00:20:16,584 --> 00:20:18,886 Samurai Kinski, here for the briss. 442 00:20:19,053 --> 00:20:20,054 JUNIOR: (IN FRENCH) 443 00:20:20,121 --> 00:20:22,222 (IN ENGLISH) Oh! I'm so sorry, man. 444 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,658 I've just never seen one of these in real life. 445 00:20:23,725 --> 00:20:24,759 It's so cool. 446 00:20:27,795 --> 00:20:30,464 (IN FRENCH) 447 00:20:34,468 --> 00:20:35,837 (IN ENGLISH) It's awesome. 448 00:20:37,605 --> 00:20:39,272 (CHUCKLES) 449 00:20:39,841 --> 00:20:42,275 It says, "Made in China." Aren't samurai Japanese? 450 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,711 (IN FRENCH) 451 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,149 (IN ENGLISH) But it's still... it's still beautiful 452 00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:50,250 and... and... and very sharp. 453 00:20:50,484 --> 00:20:52,053 So, you didn't get gypped there. 454 00:20:52,153 --> 00:20:53,554 (IN FRENCH) 455 00:20:54,589 --> 00:20:57,225 (IN ENGLISH) Sophie says, uh, that you are an English coach? 456 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:59,994 Well, I teach, uh, eighth grade English, yeah. 457 00:21:02,163 --> 00:21:03,598 (IN FRENCH) 458 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:07,367 (IN ENGLISH) You're asking for help? I'll totally help. 459 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,870 (IN FRENCH) (IN ENGLISH) Of course! Of course! 460 00:21:09,003 --> 00:21:10,204 (IN FRENCH) 461 00:21:10,571 --> 00:21:12,339 (IN ENGLISH) Well, let's make that dream come true, bud! 462 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,374 (JUNIOR GRUNTS) (LAUGHS) 463 00:21:15,109 --> 00:21:17,011 Yes! (GRUNTS) 464 00:21:21,048 --> 00:21:22,449 (IN FRENCH) 465 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,319 (IN ENGLISH) I won't. 466 00:21:28,089 --> 00:21:29,590 (LAUGHS) You're good. 467 00:21:29,791 --> 00:21:30,758 (IN FRENCH) 468 00:21:30,858 --> 00:21:33,460 (IN ENGLISH) Okay, thank you. JUNIOR: Hey! 469 00:21:34,762 --> 00:21:36,496 (IN FRENCH) 470 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,535 (SIGHS) 471 00:21:41,102 --> 00:21:44,505 (WATER GURGLES) 472 00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:47,108 (SIGHS) 473 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,475 (IN ENGLISH) Of course. 474 00:21:48,743 --> 00:21:50,878 ("UN MUSICIEN PARMI TANT D'AUTRES" 475 00:21:50,945 --> 00:21:53,014 BY HARMONIUM PLAYING) 476 00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:03,858 Hey, toi! Bon... 477 00:22:04,158 --> 00:22:05,893 (IN FRENCH) Oui. 478 00:22:07,061 --> 00:22:08,629 Mm. Hmm... 479 00:22:17,972 --> 00:22:18,973 Voilà! 480 00:22:23,711 --> 00:22:24,712 ALFONSE: 481 00:22:31,953 --> 00:22:33,020 (SNORTS) 482 00:22:38,793 --> 00:22:41,128 (GASPS) Sophie Jeanne Tremblay! 483 00:23:04,986 --> 00:23:06,053 GINETTE: 484 00:23:07,288 --> 00:23:08,556 Oh. 485 00:23:09,090 --> 00:23:10,390 (JULIETTE SPEAKING FRENCH) 486 00:23:11,726 --> 00:23:13,094 Juliette... 487 00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:20,902 (KNIFE SLICING) 488 00:23:21,669 --> 00:23:24,572 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 489 00:23:52,667 --> 00:23:54,802 George! (IN ENGLISH) Uh. It's Gordon. 490 00:23:54,902 --> 00:23:56,504 Jordan... Sure. 491 00:23:56,704 --> 00:23:58,372 PATRICE: You're from New York? You're a Rangers fan? 492 00:23:58,438 --> 00:23:59,540 What do you think of Lafrenière? 493 00:23:59,607 --> 00:24:01,876 Oh, I actually don't follow hockey. 494 00:24:03,978 --> 00:24:07,915 (COUGHS) But I... I love figure skating. 495 00:24:08,149 --> 00:24:09,550 Figure skating? 496 00:24:11,118 --> 00:24:12,485 GORDON: Yeah, uh, sure. 497 00:24:12,820 --> 00:24:17,858 You know, Boitano, Yamaguchi, Hamilton, and of course, 498 00:24:17,959 --> 00:24:19,994 I'm not forgetting all the Canadian greats, uh, 499 00:24:20,493 --> 00:24:22,196 Stojko, Browning, 500 00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:25,433 Salé and Pelletier with that incredible performance 501 00:24:25,533 --> 00:24:27,635 in Salt Lake City. Mammie, you remember that? 502 00:24:27,702 --> 00:24:30,104 I mean, to land a quad, 503 00:24:30,371 --> 00:24:32,673 and then to go right into a triple Axel? 504 00:24:32,773 --> 00:24:34,175 Insanity. Who does that? 505 00:24:34,408 --> 00:24:37,511 I'll tell you who. They did. 506 00:24:38,579 --> 00:24:40,548 Also, the costumes... 507 00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:43,584 dazzling. 508 00:24:44,418 --> 00:24:45,853 (DOORBELL RINGS) 509 00:24:46,053 --> 00:24:49,523 A fellow guest. Let me. No, stay. I'll... I'll get it. 510 00:24:49,590 --> 00:24:51,192 This is too... You're... 511 00:24:52,393 --> 00:24:53,928 Voilà! (LAUGHS) 512 00:24:56,063 --> 00:24:57,698 Actually, when I was a kid, I, uh... 513 00:24:57,932 --> 00:24:59,233 (IN FRENCH) 514 00:24:59,533 --> 00:25:02,570 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 515 00:25:04,472 --> 00:25:06,674 JUNIOR: 516 00:25:12,279 --> 00:25:13,547 Ruby! 517 00:25:14,615 --> 00:25:17,318 Hi! You're here! Wh... 518 00:25:17,752 --> 00:25:19,320 Well, you couldn't join us for drinks, 519 00:25:19,420 --> 00:25:22,089 so, I brought the drinks to you. 520 00:25:22,757 --> 00:25:24,925 Hey, tout le monde, you remember Ruby? 521 00:25:25,026 --> 00:25:26,727 Oh, ben, tabarnak! 522 00:25:27,294 --> 00:25:29,063 (IN FRENCH) 523 00:25:32,967 --> 00:25:34,268 Alphie... 524 00:25:34,869 --> 00:25:36,337 ALPHONSE: 525 00:25:36,637 --> 00:25:38,939 (IN ENGLISH) I brought you your favorite, an '86 Pomerol. 526 00:25:39,106 --> 00:25:40,574 Oh! Birth year of this bombshell. 527 00:25:40,941 --> 00:25:44,311 (SCOFFS) But they only had a magnum, so I hope you're thirsty. 528 00:25:44,445 --> 00:25:45,846 It's too much. Merci beaucoup! 529 00:25:46,013 --> 00:25:48,517 Junior, if I could-- (IN FRENCH) 530 00:25:48,649 --> 00:25:49,650 ALPHONSE: 531 00:25:49,850 --> 00:25:51,520 (IN ENGLISH) So, you're the famous Ruby Collins. 532 00:25:51,619 --> 00:25:54,121 And you must be the one-and-only Gordon. 533 00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:55,689 I never got your family name. 534 00:25:55,856 --> 00:25:57,792 Uh. It's Kinski. But don't worry about that. 535 00:25:58,025 --> 00:25:59,560 I gotta say, when Sophie told me about you, 536 00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:02,963 I... I pictured someone a little more like Julia Childs. 537 00:26:03,064 --> 00:26:04,331 Not someone so... 538 00:26:06,467 --> 00:26:08,436 Dazzling? Dazzling is right! 539 00:26:08,869 --> 00:26:10,404 ALPHONSE: (IN FRENCH) GINETTE: 540 00:26:10,604 --> 00:26:12,206 RUBY: (IN ENGLISH) And you will not believe 541 00:26:12,306 --> 00:26:15,576 what happens that day. The compressor breaks 542 00:26:15,743 --> 00:26:17,344 that morning! (CHUCKLES) That's a nightmare! 543 00:26:17,411 --> 00:26:20,181 And the Secret Service gets there. (SCOFFS) Oh, I remember. 544 00:26:20,247 --> 00:26:22,416 And we have nothing to feed the Obamas. 545 00:26:22,883 --> 00:26:24,118 And then Sophie here confessed 546 00:26:24,218 --> 00:26:27,488 that she had a pound and a half of Japanese bluefin 547 00:26:27,621 --> 00:26:29,423 that she was going to surprise me with 548 00:26:29,490 --> 00:26:30,491 for my birthday dinner. 549 00:26:30,591 --> 00:26:31,926 Oh, you're so sweet, baby. 550 00:26:31,992 --> 00:26:34,395 She runs back to her place, grabs the fish. 551 00:26:34,495 --> 00:26:37,198 We cook them this, oh, incredible meal. 552 00:26:37,398 --> 00:26:38,766 (IN FRENCH) 553 00:26:38,899 --> 00:26:41,402 (IN ENGLISH) And now I have Michelle's number in my phone. 554 00:26:41,635 --> 00:26:42,736 Are you kidding me? 555 00:26:42,870 --> 00:26:44,638 Like, you could text Michelle Obama right now? 556 00:26:44,772 --> 00:26:46,373 Mm. And Sasha and Malia. 557 00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:48,642 We should send them, like, a funny GIF or something. 558 00:26:48,976 --> 00:26:51,645 Babe, you never told me you cooked for POTUS and FLOTUS. 559 00:26:51,712 --> 00:26:52,847 He wasn't even in office anymore. 560 00:26:53,047 --> 00:26:54,648 Oh, it's not a big deal. He wasn't in office. 561 00:26:54,748 --> 00:26:57,017 He's just hanging out with Michelle and, like, Jay-Z. 562 00:26:57,084 --> 00:27:00,154 You gotta be kidding me. That is so cool. 563 00:27:00,254 --> 00:27:02,089 Hey, by the way, cooking for heads of state 564 00:27:02,156 --> 00:27:04,325 should definitely factor into the decision-making process. 565 00:27:04,425 --> 00:27:07,228 Am I right, parents? Right? ALPHONSE: That's right. 566 00:27:07,328 --> 00:27:08,896 It will. GORDON: Good, good. 567 00:27:09,230 --> 00:27:11,031 RUBY: And what about you, Gordon? Mm! 568 00:27:11,132 --> 00:27:12,266 RUBY: I mean, what are you gonna do 569 00:27:12,433 --> 00:27:15,002 while I keep your girlfriend locked away in the castle? 570 00:27:15,136 --> 00:27:17,606 (CHUCKLES) Oh, don't worry about me. 571 00:27:17,705 --> 00:27:20,107 I will be fully booked making sure Junior here 572 00:27:20,174 --> 00:27:22,009 doesn't fail his English exam again. 573 00:27:22,076 --> 00:27:23,410 Right, buddy? 574 00:27:27,348 --> 00:27:29,183 (IN FRENCH) 575 00:27:55,042 --> 00:27:56,744 (CRIES) 576 00:27:58,647 --> 00:27:59,880 (SLAMS DOOR) 577 00:28:08,657 --> 00:28:10,291 (IN ENGLISH) This is delicious, by the way. 578 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,928 Well, this is going really well. 579 00:28:14,228 --> 00:28:18,165 Hey! I think you're doing great. I've been here six hours. 580 00:28:18,232 --> 00:28:19,700 I've been interrogated by the feds. 581 00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:21,168 I made out with your grandma. 582 00:28:21,235 --> 00:28:22,836 I betrayed your brother. It's not going great. 583 00:28:22,937 --> 00:28:25,239 Yeah, but he should have told you not to say anything. 584 00:28:25,806 --> 00:28:27,775 You know what? They fight all the time. 585 00:28:27,841 --> 00:28:29,443 So, don't worry you about it, okay? 586 00:28:31,145 --> 00:28:33,447 On the other hand, that Ruby is amazing, huh? 587 00:28:33,714 --> 00:28:35,449 Yeah, yeah, she's... she's something. 588 00:28:35,517 --> 00:28:39,253 I mean, cooking steaks in a volcano with Bear Grylls? 589 00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:40,854 (CHUCKLES) He's a lucky guy. 590 00:28:41,155 --> 00:28:42,524 Is someone crushing a little? 591 00:28:42,723 --> 00:28:46,126 Uh, I don't think I have a shot, babe. That whole story she told 592 00:28:46,193 --> 00:28:48,963 about Victoria Secret models in Ibiza... 593 00:28:49,063 --> 00:28:50,164 Yeah, wow. 594 00:28:50,431 --> 00:28:52,333 But, hey, you could use it to your advantage. 595 00:28:52,833 --> 00:28:54,835 A little flirting could go a long way. 596 00:28:54,935 --> 00:28:57,738 That's smart. Speaking about flirting... 597 00:28:57,905 --> 00:29:02,176 Go on. I would also like to go a long way. 598 00:29:02,376 --> 00:29:05,145 GORDON: Mm... (MOANS) 599 00:29:05,479 --> 00:29:07,248 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 600 00:29:14,188 --> 00:29:15,789 What's happening? 601 00:29:17,157 --> 00:29:19,026 She can't really see or hear very well, 602 00:29:19,093 --> 00:29:22,830 so if we don't move, she won't even know we're here. 603 00:29:23,297 --> 00:29:25,232 Like a T-Rex. Yeah. 604 00:29:26,066 --> 00:29:28,836 (IN FRENCH) (TOY BEEPS) 605 00:29:29,470 --> 00:29:32,574 (IN ENGLISH) Grammy Mammie, more than meets the eye. 606 00:29:32,674 --> 00:29:35,909 (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 607 00:29:38,513 --> 00:29:40,047 SOPHIE: (IN FRENCH) 608 00:30:11,513 --> 00:30:12,880 (CLEARS THROAT) 609 00:30:34,068 --> 00:30:35,202 Okay. 610 00:30:36,370 --> 00:30:37,438 All right. 611 00:30:48,683 --> 00:30:49,983 (IN ENGLISH) All right. 612 00:30:50,117 --> 00:30:52,486 (INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) 613 00:31:21,683 --> 00:31:23,317 (LAMB BLEATS) 614 00:31:38,432 --> 00:31:40,067 (CHUCKLES) 615 00:31:44,171 --> 00:31:45,472 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 616 00:31:50,879 --> 00:31:52,514 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 617 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,655 GORDON: Aw! So cute! 618 00:32:11,398 --> 00:32:13,000 Oh, baby! 619 00:32:13,568 --> 00:32:15,035 (CHUCKLES) 620 00:32:15,936 --> 00:32:18,038 Def Leppard, yes! 621 00:32:21,408 --> 00:32:22,443 Hug fest! 622 00:32:25,045 --> 00:32:26,548 Whose dog is that? 623 00:32:37,792 --> 00:32:39,092 What the fuck? 624 00:32:39,627 --> 00:32:42,196 (ELEVATOR BEEPS) (SIGHS) 625 00:32:42,897 --> 00:32:44,264 (IN FRENCH) 626 00:32:48,402 --> 00:32:49,403 MALCOLM: 627 00:32:57,311 --> 00:32:58,613 Oh. 628 00:33:06,821 --> 00:33:08,121 MALCOLM: 629 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,008 (IN ENGLISH) Let's go! (SIGHS) 630 00:33:29,309 --> 00:33:31,178 Chef will be with you momentarily. 631 00:33:31,278 --> 00:33:34,582 (BANGING IN DISTANCE) (IN FRENCH) 632 00:33:35,783 --> 00:33:37,417 (IN ENGLISH) Hi! I'm Sophie. 633 00:33:37,719 --> 00:33:40,722 Frederick. La Shangra, Chicago. 634 00:33:40,855 --> 00:33:43,525 Antoine. Tic Tac Toe, Byron Bay. 635 00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:44,659 Hey, I know your place! 636 00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:47,160 Of course you do. RUBY: Good morning, 637 00:33:47,227 --> 00:33:49,531 my impressionable little cherubs. 638 00:33:49,864 --> 00:33:54,201 Ruby will be the crown jewel of my culinary empire. 639 00:33:54,903 --> 00:33:58,606 When our guests walk through those very expensive doors, 640 00:33:58,806 --> 00:34:01,976 they will be thrust into a gastronomical portal 641 00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:04,512 that will make them shit their pants. 642 00:34:06,681 --> 00:34:10,117 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 643 00:34:19,794 --> 00:34:21,461 (BELL DINGS) Time. 644 00:34:25,132 --> 00:34:26,366 Terrible. 645 00:34:27,134 --> 00:34:30,070 You managed to remove every single atom of flavor. 646 00:34:30,370 --> 00:34:31,673 Nice. 647 00:34:34,909 --> 00:34:36,443 Last and definitely least, 648 00:34:36,578 --> 00:34:40,147 Sophie, I prefer no taste than this culinary genocide. 649 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:41,816 I couldn't get the foam to rise. 650 00:34:41,983 --> 00:34:43,885 I don't want your excuses, Sophie. 651 00:34:43,985 --> 00:34:46,086 I want you to execute. 652 00:34:46,386 --> 00:34:48,155 Because that's the title, right? 653 00:34:48,488 --> 00:34:52,125 Executive chef. A chef who can execute. 654 00:34:52,326 --> 00:34:53,895 If you're all gonna be this shit, 655 00:34:53,962 --> 00:34:56,196 tell me now so I can find real chefs, 656 00:34:56,564 --> 00:34:59,634 not line cooks who couldn't cut it in a hospital cafeteria. 657 00:35:00,233 --> 00:35:01,903 Start again. CHEFS: Yes, chef! 658 00:35:02,436 --> 00:35:04,606 GORDON: Yeah, she told me she'd been with women before, 659 00:35:04,672 --> 00:35:05,472 but this is her ex. 660 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,609 I always sensed a sapphic energy from her. 661 00:35:07,709 --> 00:35:10,878 Let's not label it, Dad, okay? She's... she's French. 662 00:35:11,079 --> 00:35:13,146 They explore their bodies differently over here. 663 00:35:13,246 --> 00:35:15,917 Doesn't change the fact that she lied to you. 664 00:35:16,084 --> 00:35:17,719 (GRUNTS) She didn't lie. 665 00:35:17,785 --> 00:35:19,554 She just left out some of the specifics 666 00:35:19,654 --> 00:35:21,522 because she loves me and she was protecting 667 00:35:21,589 --> 00:35:24,324 my feelings. How did I raise you to be so naïve? 668 00:35:24,391 --> 00:35:27,662 Word of advice, pop the question before she switches teams again! 669 00:35:27,795 --> 00:35:30,197 There will be no switching of teams, Dad, okay? 670 00:35:30,263 --> 00:35:32,967 She's here in a... in a professional capacity. 671 00:35:33,067 --> 00:35:35,168 So, was Billie Jean King with her secretary. 672 00:35:35,235 --> 00:35:36,604 I have no idea what that means, 673 00:35:36,671 --> 00:35:38,072 but I'm pretty sure it's not helpful. 674 00:35:38,171 --> 00:35:40,173 PETER: I'm just saying, don't waste any time. 675 00:35:40,273 --> 00:35:41,375 By the way, 676 00:35:41,809 --> 00:35:43,978 French Canadians were notoriously Catholics. 677 00:35:44,444 --> 00:35:46,213 So you might want to ask her father first. 678 00:35:46,413 --> 00:35:47,849 Oh, I don't think he likes me very much. 679 00:35:48,049 --> 00:35:50,283 Then do what you mother and I did and get her pregnant. 680 00:35:50,384 --> 00:35:51,519 Then he'll force you to marry her! 681 00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:54,221 This is the worst pep talk you've ever tried to-- 682 00:35:55,757 --> 00:35:56,991 Dad, I gotta go. 683 00:35:57,224 --> 00:35:59,459 Morning! ALPHONSE: Already up? 684 00:35:59,861 --> 00:36:02,462 You sure you don't want to sleep an extra 15 minutes? 685 00:36:02,563 --> 00:36:03,564 It's only 9:45. 686 00:36:03,698 --> 00:36:05,633 Oh, I'm just taking in your incredible property. 687 00:36:05,767 --> 00:36:08,703 It's so beautiful. Everything is just blossoming. 688 00:36:08,770 --> 00:36:12,472 Your tomatoes are coming in. Wow! That's a lot of blood. 689 00:36:12,807 --> 00:36:13,908 Come here. 690 00:36:15,677 --> 00:36:16,778 In there? 691 00:36:18,211 --> 00:36:20,715 (BLADE SHARPENING) (LAMB BLEATING) 692 00:36:24,251 --> 00:36:25,485 (BLADE SLASHES) (LAMB BLEATS) 693 00:36:31,659 --> 00:36:32,794 Hey... 694 00:36:34,028 --> 00:36:35,395 this is, uh... 695 00:36:36,130 --> 00:36:38,365 This is nice! What a setup you have here. 696 00:36:38,666 --> 00:36:42,704 (IN FRENCH) 697 00:36:43,705 --> 00:36:45,305 (IN ENGLISH) A lamb? Why am I getting a lamb? 698 00:36:45,405 --> 00:36:46,607 It's our dinner. 699 00:36:48,076 --> 00:36:49,309 Mm! 700 00:36:49,409 --> 00:36:53,715 (LAMB BLEATING) That's gonna be great! 701 00:36:54,448 --> 00:36:57,552 You know what else is great? Is, uh, ratatouille, 702 00:36:57,752 --> 00:37:00,287 or a... or a hearty salad. I love that. 703 00:37:00,353 --> 00:37:02,757 You... you throw some walnuts and some beets, 704 00:37:02,857 --> 00:37:05,026 some... some feta cheese. Everybody loves it. 705 00:37:05,126 --> 00:37:06,393 Everyone will be like, "Alphonse, 706 00:37:06,460 --> 00:37:08,663 how could-- This is--" We're having lamb. 707 00:37:09,296 --> 00:37:11,331 Okay. Uh... 708 00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:15,069 Well, I'll go... check on the little fella, 709 00:37:15,368 --> 00:37:17,772 and see if he's ready... 710 00:37:18,506 --> 00:37:19,507 Mm-hmm. 711 00:37:20,407 --> 00:37:21,843 ...to be done with life. 712 00:37:23,811 --> 00:37:25,913 Hey! Hey! 713 00:37:26,214 --> 00:37:28,482 Hey, buddy! Hey! 714 00:37:29,083 --> 00:37:30,350 Hi! 715 00:37:31,085 --> 00:37:32,553 Oh, you're so cute. 716 00:37:33,487 --> 00:37:35,388 I have a sweater just like you. 717 00:37:36,758 --> 00:37:37,925 Hey, come over here. 718 00:37:38,025 --> 00:37:39,326 We need to have a heart-to-heart. 719 00:37:39,961 --> 00:37:43,197 You and I are gonna have to go on a little walk together. 720 00:37:43,363 --> 00:37:45,365 Look, here's the problem, I'm in love, okay? 721 00:37:45,465 --> 00:37:47,334 I have to get this guy to like-- (BLEATS) 722 00:37:47,568 --> 00:37:49,570 I know you understand, okay? 723 00:37:50,437 --> 00:37:52,774 Maybe we can hang out in heaven. 724 00:37:53,273 --> 00:37:55,510 Alphonse, I think she knows! 725 00:37:57,545 --> 00:38:00,480 (SIGHS) There you go. 726 00:38:01,314 --> 00:38:03,483 I hope this is my piece. (CHUCKLES) 727 00:38:10,224 --> 00:38:12,126 You're not a very physical guy, are you? 728 00:38:12,325 --> 00:38:13,728 Me? No. Well, I am. 729 00:38:13,795 --> 00:38:17,198 I just... I guess the brain is... is my muscle. 730 00:38:17,265 --> 00:38:19,299 That's... that's what I use most. 731 00:38:19,499 --> 00:38:20,500 Hmm. 732 00:38:20,601 --> 00:38:22,270 Hey, listen, about the whole tutoring thing, 733 00:38:22,369 --> 00:38:24,304 I...I just wanted to say I never meant 734 00:38:24,404 --> 00:38:25,907 to get between you and your son. 735 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,810 I'm sorry about that. I... I... I should tell you, though, 736 00:38:28,876 --> 00:38:32,180 I feel pretty confident I could get him to pass. 737 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,882 You can waste my son's time as much as you want. 738 00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:38,753 Just as long as you stay out of Sophie's way. 739 00:38:39,452 --> 00:38:42,557 Oh, wow! There's the other leg. You're good at that! 740 00:38:42,657 --> 00:38:43,691 (HONKS) 741 00:38:43,925 --> 00:38:46,961 Not now, Coucou, please! I need, like, five minutes. 742 00:38:47,061 --> 00:38:48,461 Please, Coucou. 743 00:38:49,730 --> 00:38:51,532 Coucou, can we please be friends? 744 00:38:51,632 --> 00:38:54,602 ("J'T'AIME COMME UN FOU" BY ROBERT CHARLEBOIS PLAYING) 745 00:38:54,702 --> 00:38:55,903 Stay, Coucou! 746 00:38:57,171 --> 00:38:58,606 I want you to stay! 747 00:38:58,673 --> 00:39:02,342 (METAL SONG PLAYING ON STEREO) 748 00:39:05,713 --> 00:39:06,881 (IN FRENCH) 749 00:39:07,447 --> 00:39:08,649 (IN ENGLISH) Hey, Gordie! 750 00:39:08,716 --> 00:39:11,719 Hey! Hey! I think you won. (IN FRENCH) 751 00:39:11,786 --> 00:39:13,353 (IN ENGLISH) I think you kicked its ass. 752 00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:14,622 (IN FRENCH) 753 00:39:14,789 --> 00:39:16,324 (IN ENGLISH) This is an awesome setup, man. 754 00:39:16,389 --> 00:39:18,626 You got dojo. You got man cave. 755 00:39:18,793 --> 00:39:21,428 You never need to leave! JUNIOR: 756 00:39:23,664 --> 00:39:25,867 (IN ENGLISH) Chicken house. Oh, it was a chicken coop. 757 00:39:26,234 --> 00:39:28,169 Huh. Well, they were living well. 758 00:39:28,569 --> 00:39:30,571 Oh, sure. It's noon somewhere. 759 00:39:31,706 --> 00:39:33,841 Hey, uh, I wanna really apologize 760 00:39:33,908 --> 00:39:35,509 to you about last night, man. I didn't mean to 761 00:39:35,710 --> 00:39:37,912 let the cat out of the bag. (IN FRENCH) 762 00:39:40,181 --> 00:39:41,215 (IN ENGLISH) Yeah, I get it. 763 00:39:41,282 --> 00:39:42,617 My father wanted me to be a dentist, so... 764 00:39:42,750 --> 00:39:44,384 Of course, my father is a whole lot less intimidating 765 00:39:44,518 --> 00:39:46,254 than yours, so it was an easier no. 766 00:39:46,486 --> 00:39:48,022 (IN FRENCH) 767 00:39:48,256 --> 00:39:49,257 (IN ENGLISH) Thank you. 768 00:39:49,323 --> 00:39:50,825 (IN FRENCH) 769 00:39:53,493 --> 00:39:54,762 (IN ENGLISH) No, it's my pleasure, man. 770 00:39:54,829 --> 00:39:56,197 Please. What else am I gonna do? 771 00:39:56,297 --> 00:39:57,298 I'm happy to help. 772 00:39:57,397 --> 00:40:00,500 But I actually wouldn't mind a little intel 773 00:40:00,568 --> 00:40:02,236 on your sister and Ruby. 774 00:40:02,336 --> 00:40:03,704 (IN FRENCH) 775 00:40:04,071 --> 00:40:05,072 (IN ENGLISH) No, it wasn't her. 776 00:40:05,405 --> 00:40:06,507 I stumbled across a picture 777 00:40:06,607 --> 00:40:08,475 where they looked a little, uh... 778 00:40:11,012 --> 00:40:12,113 (IN FRENCH) 779 00:40:12,914 --> 00:40:14,582 (IN ENGLISH) Do you know who broke up with who? 780 00:40:15,283 --> 00:40:18,152 Whom? It's actually "Whom." Who broke up with whom. 781 00:40:18,219 --> 00:40:20,588 (IN FRENCH) (IN ENGLISH) We'll get to "whom." That's advanced. 782 00:40:20,655 --> 00:40:22,356 That's like, double black diamond. Back to Ruby. 783 00:40:22,523 --> 00:40:24,025 (IN FRENCH) 784 00:40:28,963 --> 00:40:30,665 (IN ENGLISH) I didn't get all of that. You speak very fast. 785 00:40:30,765 --> 00:40:34,001 But I think you said it was Ruby who was the heartbreaker. 786 00:40:34,101 --> 00:40:35,102 (IN FRENCH) 787 00:40:40,241 --> 00:40:41,409 (IN ENGLISH) ...boring like you. 788 00:40:41,776 --> 00:40:44,612 Oh. By the way, great pronunciation! 789 00:40:44,812 --> 00:40:47,949 (IN FRENCH) 790 00:40:48,182 --> 00:40:50,450 (IN ENGLISH) The key is just to find a way into the material. 791 00:40:50,985 --> 00:40:53,921 And for you, I think I have the perfect way in. 792 00:40:54,021 --> 00:40:55,156 (FLIES BUZZING) 793 00:40:55,856 --> 00:40:56,958 Huh. 794 00:40:59,393 --> 00:41:00,861 You wanna see some real fighting, 795 00:41:00,962 --> 00:41:02,462 you can see me fight at the kumite. 796 00:41:02,763 --> 00:41:04,231 I'm here, too, for the kumite. 797 00:41:04,565 --> 00:41:06,701 Aren't you a little young for full contact? 798 00:41:07,435 --> 00:41:10,037 Aren't you a little old for video games? 799 00:41:10,137 --> 00:41:11,405 Okay, so in that example, 800 00:41:11,505 --> 00:41:13,908 "aren't" is a contraction of "are" and "not." 801 00:41:14,108 --> 00:41:17,812 "Aren't you a little old for video games?" 802 00:41:17,878 --> 00:41:20,715 That's perfect. You sound just like Van Damme. 803 00:41:21,015 --> 00:41:22,083 (IN FRENCH) 804 00:41:22,249 --> 00:41:24,352 (IN ENGLISH) Actually, that will help us with imperative verbs. 805 00:41:24,452 --> 00:41:25,720 I bet there's plenty in there. 806 00:41:25,886 --> 00:41:27,688 See, that's the thing about a muscadet. 807 00:41:27,788 --> 00:41:30,658 It's arrogant, yet subtle. 808 00:41:30,858 --> 00:41:33,194 A perfect pairing for my mozzarella balloons, 809 00:41:33,461 --> 00:41:34,829 which you killed today. 810 00:41:34,962 --> 00:41:37,131 I didn't come here to fuck spiders. 811 00:41:37,398 --> 00:41:39,934 I hope no one came here to fuck spiders. 812 00:41:40,201 --> 00:41:41,869 Is that, like, an expression 813 00:41:42,036 --> 00:41:43,904 from... (IN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) ...Down Under? 814 00:41:44,472 --> 00:41:45,740 You know what? Never mind. I don't care. 815 00:41:45,973 --> 00:41:47,875 Malcolm, let's move on to the reds. 816 00:41:48,075 --> 00:41:51,045 (CROWD CHEERING ON TV) (IN FRENCH) 817 00:41:52,013 --> 00:41:53,481 GORDON: (IN ENGLISH) Powder to the eyes? 818 00:41:53,547 --> 00:41:54,749 That doesn't seem fair. 819 00:41:54,882 --> 00:41:56,183 (IN FRENCH) 820 00:41:56,283 --> 00:41:58,152 (IN ENGLISH) That's the thing about the kumite. 821 00:41:58,452 --> 00:41:59,687 There's no rules. 822 00:42:01,422 --> 00:42:03,591 (IN FRENCH) 823 00:42:06,894 --> 00:42:08,162 (IN ENGLISH) Check the kick! 824 00:42:08,262 --> 00:42:09,430 GORDON: Uh-oh! Gunshot! 825 00:42:09,597 --> 00:42:11,999 Oh, ho, ho, ho! Wow! 826 00:42:13,467 --> 00:42:15,336 Boom! GORDON: Triple kick? 827 00:42:16,137 --> 00:42:19,173 (SCREAMS, LAUGHS) (SCREAMS, LAUGHS) 828 00:42:19,508 --> 00:42:21,275 (IN FRENCH) (IN ENGLISH) Yeah! 829 00:42:21,609 --> 00:42:24,345 (SHIP HORN SOUNDING) 830 00:42:25,079 --> 00:42:27,314 RUBY: I'm sorry for being so hard on you. 831 00:42:27,516 --> 00:42:29,717 But I'm not gonna play favorites. 832 00:42:29,950 --> 00:42:32,853 I brought you here because of your talent, 833 00:42:33,421 --> 00:42:35,322 not because of our history. 834 00:42:35,489 --> 00:42:37,258 Thanks for saying that. Anytime. 835 00:42:40,861 --> 00:42:43,097 There's also something else I need to apologize for. 836 00:42:43,230 --> 00:42:48,202 Oh, no, no. You don't need to apologize anymore. No, I do. I do. 837 00:42:50,037 --> 00:42:52,507 I've been talking a lot with Brené Brown 838 00:42:52,573 --> 00:42:54,041 about accountability. 839 00:42:54,875 --> 00:42:58,112 Which I need to own for how things ended between us. 840 00:42:58,279 --> 00:43:00,848 I let my ego get the best of me. 841 00:43:01,382 --> 00:43:03,951 You deserved so much better. 842 00:43:06,387 --> 00:43:08,489 Which you seem to have found in Gordon. 843 00:43:09,056 --> 00:43:10,491 It all worked out for the best. 844 00:43:11,358 --> 00:43:16,330 Like you said, I found Gordon. And you! I mean, you-- 845 00:43:16,497 --> 00:43:18,099 Look at everything you've accomplished. 846 00:43:18,299 --> 00:43:19,400 Yeah, I suppose. 847 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,001 You have one of the biggest cooking shows. 848 00:43:21,068 --> 00:43:22,837 You have, what, like, three bestsellers. 849 00:43:22,937 --> 00:43:25,873 And are you actually starting a makeup line? (CHUCKLES) 850 00:43:26,140 --> 00:43:28,510 It's not bad for the daughter of a Filipina immigrant. 851 00:43:28,609 --> 00:43:32,213 Damn right! (CHUCKLES) 852 00:43:35,049 --> 00:43:37,384 So, is it weird being back home after so long? 853 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:41,922 My dad might have to sell the farm. 854 00:43:42,256 --> 00:43:43,724 Oh, Soph, I'm so sorry. 855 00:43:44,125 --> 00:43:46,861 It's his entire life, you know? Yeah. 856 00:43:47,461 --> 00:43:49,630 But he's stubborn enough. I mean, you know him. He'll... 857 00:43:49,763 --> 00:43:52,199 (CHUCKLES) (SIGHS) ...he'll figure something out. 858 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:57,004 Let's get you another drink. You look like you need it. 859 00:43:58,806 --> 00:44:00,174 I think I need to get home. 860 00:44:00,908 --> 00:44:02,977 I wasn't asking, babe. 861 00:44:03,578 --> 00:44:06,247 This is work, not play. 862 00:44:06,548 --> 00:44:08,015 Oh. (CHUCKLES) Of course. 863 00:44:08,315 --> 00:44:09,717 Malcolm! MALCOLM: (IN FRENCH) 864 00:44:10,184 --> 00:44:12,253 (IN ENGLISH) Can we taste another? MALCOLM: (IN FRENCH) 865 00:44:13,555 --> 00:44:17,124 (FLOOR CREAKS) 866 00:44:24,599 --> 00:44:27,935 (WATER GURGLING) 867 00:44:29,470 --> 00:44:30,471 (IN ENGLISH) Ahoy! 868 00:44:31,238 --> 00:44:34,775 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to wake you. 869 00:44:34,909 --> 00:44:37,378 It's okay. I wasn't sleeping. 870 00:44:39,213 --> 00:44:43,050 You were out late. Yeah, I, uh, I should have texted. 871 00:44:43,751 --> 00:44:45,753 Ruby had us trying a bunch of wine pairings. 872 00:44:46,053 --> 00:44:49,790 (YAWNS) How was your day? Oh, my day was great! 873 00:44:49,924 --> 00:44:52,726 I, um, I slaughtered a little baby lamb 874 00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:55,763 with your father, and I tutored your brother. 875 00:44:55,996 --> 00:44:57,231 Oh, and I also found out 876 00:44:57,298 --> 00:44:58,933 that you and Ruby used to be lovers. 877 00:44:58,999 --> 00:45:01,936 So, all in all, a pretty full day. 878 00:45:09,578 --> 00:45:11,178 Okay, I really wanted to tell you. 879 00:45:11,312 --> 00:45:12,713 But I knew you would worry. GORDON: Don't try. 880 00:45:12,947 --> 00:45:14,081 SOPHIE: I didn't want you to worry... GORDON: No, no. 881 00:45:14,281 --> 00:45:15,783 Please. SOPHIE: ...and turn it into something it's not, 882 00:45:15,916 --> 00:45:16,917 because it's really nothing. 883 00:45:17,318 --> 00:45:18,752 Oh, it's definitely something. It's definitely something. 884 00:45:18,886 --> 00:45:21,455 It's a fairly large omission, don't you think? 885 00:45:21,523 --> 00:45:23,457 Working for your ex? (CHUCKLES) 886 00:45:23,558 --> 00:45:25,759 Definitely should have factored into the conversation. 887 00:45:25,926 --> 00:45:27,194 I'm sorry. You're right. 888 00:45:27,294 --> 00:45:30,998 I should have been up front. But it was years ago. 889 00:45:31,065 --> 00:45:33,734 I mean, she was an asshole then. She's an asshole now. 890 00:45:33,801 --> 00:45:36,136 Well, she seemed pretty darn charming the other night. 891 00:45:36,437 --> 00:45:38,105 It's all a show. She's a tyrant. 892 00:45:38,739 --> 00:45:41,308 I don't care that she's my ex. 893 00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:42,910 And you shouldn't either. 894 00:45:43,143 --> 00:45:44,579 Well, it's easier said than done when she looks like 895 00:45:44,646 --> 00:45:50,117 the future of the human race. Hey, come on. Look at me. 896 00:45:52,486 --> 00:45:53,821 I love you. 897 00:45:55,155 --> 00:45:57,491 And I want you. No, don't try. 898 00:45:57,592 --> 00:46:00,695 You're not gonna win me back by trying to have sex with me. 899 00:46:00,894 --> 00:46:02,530 Just make out with me a little. 900 00:46:02,863 --> 00:46:04,231 Come on, love. 901 00:46:04,633 --> 00:46:07,268 I'm not that easily convinced. 902 00:46:07,468 --> 00:46:10,170 Can I convince you with that thing I do to your toes? 903 00:46:10,404 --> 00:46:14,542 Well, that could definitely expedite the healing process. 904 00:46:15,677 --> 00:46:17,144 SOPHIE: Mm. 905 00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,248 Wait. Ah, this really hurts my legs. 906 00:46:21,415 --> 00:46:23,618 This is-- No, it'll work, baby. Let me just anchor. 907 00:46:23,718 --> 00:46:25,386 If I anchor my leg... Here. 908 00:46:25,486 --> 00:46:28,556 I'll just put my hand there. I'm like an isosceles triangle. 909 00:46:28,757 --> 00:46:31,191 This is so comfy. Just give me a second, okay? 910 00:46:31,458 --> 00:46:32,493 Yeah, but hold on. Wait. 911 00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:33,762 We're locked and loaded here, babe. 912 00:46:33,861 --> 00:46:34,962 We don't need a second. 913 00:46:35,296 --> 00:46:37,431 If you take too many seconds, you might fall asleep. 914 00:46:39,768 --> 00:46:41,035 Babe? 915 00:46:43,571 --> 00:46:45,573 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 916 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,809 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 917 00:46:53,814 --> 00:46:55,049 Gordon? 918 00:46:57,951 --> 00:47:00,354 Alphonse, bonjour! Café? 919 00:47:00,655 --> 00:47:03,090 I assume you take it black. Hmm. 920 00:47:03,525 --> 00:47:05,459 Gordon, wow! You're up early. 921 00:47:05,527 --> 00:47:08,195 Yeah, I'm just excited. Uh, beautiful day. 922 00:47:08,262 --> 00:47:10,831 Hey, I wanted to ask if I could drive Sophie in to work today, 923 00:47:10,898 --> 00:47:12,399 maybe see some of the sights, and then I'll... 924 00:47:12,534 --> 00:47:15,869 I'll bring her home? Of course! Keys are hanging by the front door. 925 00:47:16,070 --> 00:47:17,971 Great. ALPHONSE: No, that's not a good idea. 926 00:47:18,272 --> 00:47:20,374 It's an old truck, you know. It's hard to handle. 927 00:47:20,474 --> 00:47:23,210 Well, you should try biking in Brooklyn. It's crazy! 928 00:47:23,410 --> 00:47:25,979 And then, Manhattan, that's like, um... 929 00:47:26,146 --> 00:47:29,917 But, uh, truck-wise, as long as it's not manual, I'm good to go. 930 00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:32,587 There's no gas. I'll fill her up. 931 00:47:32,654 --> 00:47:33,854 (IN FRENCH) 932 00:47:36,457 --> 00:47:37,559 Mm. 933 00:47:37,692 --> 00:47:38,760 GORDON: (IN ENGLISH) This is fun, 934 00:47:38,827 --> 00:47:41,161 driving my love along the riverbanks. 935 00:47:42,029 --> 00:47:43,531 Babe... Mm. 936 00:47:43,864 --> 00:47:46,433 Can you please just... just go faster. 937 00:47:46,534 --> 00:47:50,404 As my late mother used to say, "Under 45, you stay alive." 938 00:47:50,605 --> 00:47:51,872 I knew I should have driven. 939 00:47:52,005 --> 00:47:53,140 You are not driving. Are you kidding me? 940 00:47:53,541 --> 00:47:55,810 You probably still have alcohol in your blood. You'd get a DUI. 941 00:47:55,976 --> 00:47:57,746 This is a good pace for us, okay? 942 00:47:57,846 --> 00:48:00,648 I'm not getting in an accident in your father's beloved car. 943 00:48:00,749 --> 00:48:01,750 It's here. 944 00:48:01,882 --> 00:48:02,883 What's here? Here, here. 945 00:48:02,950 --> 00:48:04,017 The exit. You're gonna miss it. 946 00:48:04,218 --> 00:48:06,120 Well, you gotta tell me sooner than that, baby. 947 00:48:06,220 --> 00:48:08,055 Oh, my God, we missed it! Well... 948 00:48:08,322 --> 00:48:10,592 There was a motorcyclist in the lane, babe! 949 00:48:10,792 --> 00:48:12,092 This takes us onto the bridge. 950 00:48:12,192 --> 00:48:13,927 Do you know how late I'm gonna be? 951 00:48:14,194 --> 00:48:16,330 You will not be one second late. 952 00:48:17,931 --> 00:48:20,769 CIVILIAN: (IN FRENCH) SOPHIE: 953 00:48:21,235 --> 00:48:22,436 (IN ENGLISH) Stupid Saint-Laurent. 954 00:48:22,537 --> 00:48:24,773 Sweetheart, I'm sorry, but the GPS did not account 955 00:48:24,873 --> 00:48:26,006 for exhausted Seabiscuit. 956 00:48:26,106 --> 00:48:28,008 (HORN HONKS) Don't honk at a horse! 957 00:48:28,108 --> 00:48:29,910 That's a thing, I'm sure. 958 00:48:30,110 --> 00:48:31,613 You know what? Screw this. I'm gonna run. 959 00:48:31,713 --> 00:48:33,515 No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait. 960 00:48:33,615 --> 00:48:34,982 SOPHIE: Bye. GORDON: Babe! 961 00:48:35,082 --> 00:48:36,584 I'm sorry. I love you! 962 00:48:37,619 --> 00:48:38,952 (SIGHS) 963 00:48:40,421 --> 00:48:42,990 Oh! Well, look who decided to join us. 964 00:48:43,123 --> 00:48:44,324 I'm so sorry, chef. 965 00:48:44,391 --> 00:48:46,661 Come in late again, and you're out. 966 00:48:47,796 --> 00:48:50,397 Hey! Whoa! Look at this place! 967 00:48:50,464 --> 00:48:52,266 It's like the kitchen on the Death Star. 968 00:48:52,332 --> 00:48:55,102 This is incredible! Is this where Vader gets his Pop Tarts? 969 00:48:55,202 --> 00:48:56,671 (CHUCKLES) Can I help you? 970 00:48:56,738 --> 00:48:59,206 Ruby, I am so sorry. I just want to be the one to tell you 971 00:48:59,306 --> 00:49:01,743 that Sophie's tardiness is 100% my fault. 972 00:49:01,843 --> 00:49:03,944 I had to put gas in her father's car. 973 00:49:04,011 --> 00:49:05,012 Can you believe it takes diesel? 974 00:49:05,179 --> 00:49:07,014 I'm about to put regular in the wagon here, 975 00:49:07,314 --> 00:49:09,483 and a guy calls me a câlice de tabarnak, 976 00:49:09,551 --> 00:49:11,853 which I thought was an insult. Turns out, I google it... 977 00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,220 Is it bring your boyfriend to work day, 978 00:49:13,287 --> 00:49:15,924 or is he gonna kindly get the fuck out of my kitchen? 979 00:49:16,123 --> 00:49:17,792 Gordon, please. GORDON: I'm so sorry. 980 00:49:17,892 --> 00:49:19,661 Boyfriend reads you loud and clear. 981 00:49:19,894 --> 00:49:21,596 I'll let you coworkers do your thing. 982 00:49:21,663 --> 00:49:22,697 You guys are screwed. 983 00:49:22,897 --> 00:49:24,766 You're gonna win, baby! Team Sophie! 984 00:49:24,833 --> 00:49:28,502 (PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 985 00:49:37,444 --> 00:49:39,012 Smoked pine needles. 986 00:49:39,614 --> 00:49:42,416 When I got home last night, the air just hit me. 987 00:49:42,517 --> 00:49:46,086 It was almost sweet. It smelled like Christmas. 988 00:49:47,221 --> 00:49:49,757 I thought it would complement your smoked oysters. 989 00:49:50,324 --> 00:49:51,860 Give it a distinct local essence. 990 00:49:52,059 --> 00:49:54,629 That is what I'm talking about, Sophie. 991 00:49:54,729 --> 00:49:55,897 Good work. 992 00:49:56,096 --> 00:49:57,498 (CHUCKLES) 993 00:49:58,165 --> 00:50:00,969 (IN FRENCH) GINETTE: 994 00:50:01,068 --> 00:50:03,270 JULIETTE: 995 00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,275 (IN ENGLISH) Not too bored, Gordon? 996 00:50:08,643 --> 00:50:10,645 Oh no. Are you kidding me? I'm having the best time. 997 00:50:10,712 --> 00:50:13,515 I get to hang out with three lovely Tremblay ladies 998 00:50:13,581 --> 00:50:14,749 instead of just one. 999 00:50:15,082 --> 00:50:16,718 Plus I'm sure Sophie will be home soon. 1000 00:50:16,818 --> 00:50:18,452 I don't know about that. 1001 00:50:19,621 --> 00:50:23,290 What don't you know about? Ah! (CHUCKLES) It's just... 1002 00:50:23,892 --> 00:50:25,425 When Sophie and Ruby were together, 1003 00:50:25,492 --> 00:50:27,394 it was like Burning Man every night. 1004 00:50:28,028 --> 00:50:29,731 So fun. Juliette... 1005 00:50:29,864 --> 00:50:31,164 (IN FRENCH) 1006 00:50:33,868 --> 00:50:36,436 Mazel tov. Mammie... 1007 00:50:37,005 --> 00:50:39,807 MAMMIE: Uno! (IN FRENCH) 1008 00:50:41,275 --> 00:50:43,143 (IN ENGLISH) Holy shit! What's wrong? 1009 00:50:43,443 --> 00:50:45,813 Um, will you excuse me for just one second? 1010 00:50:45,914 --> 00:50:48,415 I have to, uh, use the facilities upstairs. 1011 00:50:48,616 --> 00:50:50,785 Oh, but there's a bathroom right there. 1012 00:50:51,418 --> 00:50:55,489 Oh, but it's a petit numéro due... 1013 00:50:55,823 --> 00:50:57,357 (IN FRENCH) (CHUCKLES) 1014 00:51:03,698 --> 00:51:04,933 (DRAMATIC TONE PLAYS) 1015 00:51:05,265 --> 00:51:06,601 (IN ENGLISH) No! 1016 00:51:08,002 --> 00:51:09,069 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 1017 00:51:09,403 --> 00:51:12,807 You and I haven't really had a chance to just chat alone yet, 1018 00:51:12,907 --> 00:51:13,908 have we, Mammie? 1019 00:51:14,074 --> 00:51:15,910 (IN FRENCH) 1020 00:51:16,243 --> 00:51:17,411 (IN ENGLISH) Yeah, well, they're-- 1021 00:51:17,477 --> 00:51:19,212 They're always doing something up there. 1022 00:51:19,914 --> 00:51:20,949 Um... 1023 00:51:21,415 --> 00:51:24,052 If we could just chat for a second about the ring. 1024 00:51:24,318 --> 00:51:25,753 That's my great-grandmother's. 1025 00:51:25,853 --> 00:51:28,556 And I'm... I'm sensitive to your condition, I really am, 1026 00:51:28,656 --> 00:51:30,157 so, no hard feelings. 1027 00:51:30,357 --> 00:51:33,761 But I'm just gonna reach down and take my ring back, okay? 1028 00:51:34,127 --> 00:51:35,597 So I'm gonna just grab it. 1029 00:51:36,998 --> 00:51:38,432 Gordie! Hey, man! 1030 00:51:38,633 --> 00:51:40,467 (IN FRENCH) 1031 00:51:40,568 --> 00:51:42,904 (IN ENGLISH) No, I'm fine. I'm hanging out with the ladies. 1032 00:51:42,971 --> 00:51:44,005 I'm having a blast. 1033 00:51:44,137 --> 00:51:45,238 (IN FRENCH) 1034 00:51:45,540 --> 00:51:47,842 (IN ENGLISH) That's a great idea you should go and have fun. 1035 00:51:48,208 --> 00:51:49,611 JUNIOR: (IN FRENCH) 1036 00:51:51,311 --> 00:51:52,647 (IN ENGLISH) Okay, well... 1037 00:51:53,213 --> 00:51:54,582 To be continued! 1038 00:51:55,750 --> 00:51:57,284 RUBY: What are we drinking next? 1039 00:51:57,518 --> 00:51:59,621 Shots! Fucking shooters, mate. 1040 00:51:59,954 --> 00:52:01,723 Look, quality is everything. 1041 00:52:01,923 --> 00:52:04,257 And if that means importing my lamb from New Zealand, 1042 00:52:04,324 --> 00:52:05,425 then that's what I'm going to do. 1043 00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:08,062 Are you saying that the lamb from my father's farm 1044 00:52:08,161 --> 00:52:09,564 is not as good as New Zealand's? 1045 00:52:09,664 --> 00:52:12,165 Well. (SCOFFS) I mean, the difference might be slim, 1046 00:52:12,299 --> 00:52:14,969 but it is the difference between excellence and perfection. 1047 00:52:15,069 --> 00:52:16,537 Yeah, just like the slim difference 1048 00:52:16,638 --> 00:52:18,372 between being arrogant and being full of shit? 1049 00:52:18,472 --> 00:52:20,041 RUBY: Well, someone is confident. 1050 00:52:20,140 --> 00:52:21,441 Yeah, 'cause I... (CHUCKLES) 1051 00:52:21,609 --> 00:52:24,411 ...I swapped out your lamb today with meat from my father's farm, 1052 00:52:24,679 --> 00:52:26,681 and someone didn't seem to notice. 1053 00:52:28,215 --> 00:52:30,618 You absolute assassin. 1054 00:52:30,718 --> 00:52:34,722 (CROWD CHEERING) (METAL MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 1055 00:52:36,223 --> 00:52:37,725 ONLOOKER: Hey! 1056 00:52:39,292 --> 00:52:42,195 Yo! Hey, Jordan, ostie! 1057 00:52:42,429 --> 00:52:45,700 It's Gordon. (IN FRENCH) 1058 00:52:47,401 --> 00:52:49,436 (BONE CRACKS) (GROANS) 1059 00:52:49,537 --> 00:52:50,370 Oh! 1060 00:52:50,738 --> 00:52:53,941 (IN ENGLISH) You hear that? That's bone. That's a bone. 1061 00:52:54,307 --> 00:52:56,978 ANNOUNCER: (IN FRENCH) 1062 00:52:57,078 --> 00:52:58,445 Daphne! 1063 00:53:00,414 --> 00:53:01,849 (IN ENGLISH) Is someone gonna help her? 1064 00:53:01,916 --> 00:53:03,216 I'm surprised to see you here. 1065 00:53:03,283 --> 00:53:05,887 Oh no, I love it. I love it. I love violence of any kind. 1066 00:53:06,020 --> 00:53:08,022 Uh, yeah. Pain is my jam. 1067 00:53:08,122 --> 00:53:09,489 ANNOUNCER: (IN FRENCH) 1068 00:53:09,757 --> 00:53:12,593 (IN ENGLISH) Light change. ANNOUNCER: (IN FRENCH) 1069 00:53:18,566 --> 00:53:20,500 GORDON: (IN ENGLISH) Look at the size of that guy! 1070 00:53:21,703 --> 00:53:24,271 ANNOUNCER: (IN FRENCH) 1071 00:53:24,605 --> 00:53:26,974 (IN ENGLISH) He's pointing at me. I didn't do anything! 1072 00:53:27,441 --> 00:53:31,713 ANNOUNCER: (IN FRENCH) 1073 00:53:32,212 --> 00:53:34,716 (IN ENGLISH) Come on! You're fighting? 1074 00:53:34,949 --> 00:53:37,752 (IN FRENCH) 1075 00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:40,253 (IN ENGLISH) Him? 1076 00:53:40,521 --> 00:53:44,092 Are you out of your mind? (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 1077 00:53:44,424 --> 00:53:45,993 He's like white Shrek! 1078 00:53:46,094 --> 00:53:47,360 Let's go! 1079 00:53:53,968 --> 00:53:55,603 Fight! 1080 00:54:01,408 --> 00:54:03,678 Whoa! That was good, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah! 1081 00:54:07,749 --> 00:54:09,449 Oui! 1082 00:54:15,523 --> 00:54:16,691 Oh! 1083 00:54:17,324 --> 00:54:20,460 Fuck yes! David beats Goliath! 1084 00:54:20,995 --> 00:54:23,197 (ALL CHEER) 1085 00:54:23,263 --> 00:54:24,966 (IN FRENCH) 1086 00:54:32,740 --> 00:54:33,641 (AIR HORN BLARES) 1087 00:54:33,741 --> 00:54:35,943 (IN ENGLISH) He's gonna fight somebody else? 1088 00:54:41,883 --> 00:54:44,252 Oh fuck, yes! (LAUGHS) 1089 00:54:44,351 --> 00:54:46,220 Last time they fought, they ended up in jail, man. 1090 00:54:46,319 --> 00:54:47,722 GORDON: Are you kidding me? 1091 00:54:49,090 --> 00:54:50,725 They can't fight. They're family. 1092 00:54:50,892 --> 00:54:51,993 (IN FRENCH) 1093 00:54:52,059 --> 00:54:55,395 (CROWD CHEERING) 1094 00:55:06,641 --> 00:55:08,109 (IN ENGLISH) No, false alarm! 1095 00:55:08,209 --> 00:55:10,778 Intermission! Intermission! 1096 00:55:10,878 --> 00:55:14,816 Call it off! Call it off, sorry! Sorry, you guys cannot fight. 1097 00:55:14,916 --> 00:55:15,850 (IN FRENCH) 1098 00:55:16,117 --> 00:55:17,552 (IN ENGLISH) No, this is my fault. I'm sorry. It's my fault. 1099 00:55:17,652 --> 00:55:19,520 (IN FRENCH) (IN ENGLISH) Violence is not the answer. 1100 00:55:19,687 --> 00:55:22,023 Think of Sophie, of Ginette. It's okay! 1101 00:55:22,190 --> 00:55:23,291 It gonna end up in two seconds. 1102 00:55:23,891 --> 00:55:25,660 No, no. There's not gonna be a fight. (IN FRENCH) 1103 00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:29,329 (IN ENGLISH) Just stop! (CROWD GROANS) 1104 00:55:30,698 --> 00:55:31,833 (IN FRENCH) 1105 00:55:32,033 --> 00:55:33,634 (IN ENGLISH) No! 1106 00:55:35,036 --> 00:55:38,573 Yeah! (LAUGHS) (CROWD CHEERING) 1107 00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:41,275 (IN FRENCH) 1108 00:55:41,374 --> 00:55:43,476 No. No, no. 1109 00:55:45,412 --> 00:55:46,848 (IN ENGLISH) Again, I'm so sorry, Alphonse. 1110 00:55:46,981 --> 00:55:49,550 No, no, don't be sorry. It's their fault. 1111 00:55:49,851 --> 00:55:50,651 (IN FRENCH) 1112 00:55:51,085 --> 00:55:53,420 (IN ENGLISH) But Gordon did knock him out. Very accidentally. 1113 00:55:53,554 --> 00:55:54,689 Still, you delivered the blow. 1114 00:55:54,755 --> 00:55:56,657 The good news is that father and son 1115 00:55:56,724 --> 00:55:58,860 avoided going at it in the kumite. 1116 00:55:58,993 --> 00:56:00,127 I have even better news. 1117 00:56:00,493 --> 00:56:01,662 I have a surprise 1118 00:56:01,762 --> 00:56:04,165 that will certainly get you fixed up in no time. 1119 00:56:04,364 --> 00:56:06,601 Drum roll. (BANGING ON TABLE) 1120 00:56:06,667 --> 00:56:08,202 It's an expression. You don't... 1121 00:56:08,336 --> 00:56:09,770 I have spoken to the network, 1122 00:56:10,037 --> 00:56:12,707 and we would be thrilled to shoot an episode 1123 00:56:12,807 --> 00:56:16,844 of Ruby in Your Pantry right here on your family farm! 1124 00:56:17,078 --> 00:56:18,913 I mean, great exposure for the greatest lamb 1125 00:56:19,046 --> 00:56:21,649 in the world. Am I right? I don't know what to say! 1126 00:56:21,749 --> 00:56:23,217 Well, say oui, ma chérie! 1127 00:56:23,351 --> 00:56:24,719 SOPHIE: Thank you so much! (LAUGHS) 1128 00:56:24,886 --> 00:56:25,686 Wow... 1129 00:56:25,753 --> 00:56:27,121 Wow! SOPHIE: Thank you so much! 1130 00:56:27,221 --> 00:56:30,423 Can I be on TV, too? Oh, but of course, it's your farm! 1131 00:56:30,524 --> 00:56:33,895 (LAUGHS) (IN FRENCH) 1132 00:56:36,797 --> 00:56:38,633 (IN ENGLISH) I'm excited about it, too. 1133 00:56:41,969 --> 00:56:43,371 Of course she drives a Jag. 1134 00:56:43,771 --> 00:56:46,741 Bye! Love your pirate's blouse. 1135 00:56:49,877 --> 00:56:51,212 Wow! 1136 00:56:51,379 --> 00:56:53,247 This turned out to be such a great night, right? 1137 00:56:53,314 --> 00:56:54,315 GORDON: Oh, it was fabulous! 1138 00:56:54,447 --> 00:56:56,050 You got drunk with your ex-girlfriend, 1139 00:56:56,150 --> 00:56:57,450 and I knocked out your father. 1140 00:56:57,985 --> 00:56:59,486 And that's my fault? GORDON: Yeah, it is. 1141 00:56:59,654 --> 00:57:01,389 Because if you hadn't stood me up again, 1142 00:57:01,522 --> 00:57:02,523 I wouldn't have been invited 1143 00:57:02,757 --> 00:57:04,892 to family fucking fight club or whatever that was. 1144 00:57:05,059 --> 00:57:07,395 Okay, you know what? I don't want to do this tonight. 1145 00:57:07,460 --> 00:57:08,963 Well, you know what? I do. 1146 00:57:09,830 --> 00:57:11,933 I'm just saying, if you look at things from my point of view, 1147 00:57:12,033 --> 00:57:13,534 it feels like I can't do anything right, 1148 00:57:13,834 --> 00:57:16,203 unlike Ruby, who can do absolutely no wrong. 1149 00:57:16,469 --> 00:57:17,872 I can't believe you're making this about you 1150 00:57:17,939 --> 00:57:20,574 when her show can save this farm from going out of business. 1151 00:57:20,641 --> 00:57:21,876 Going out of business? What are you talking about? 1152 00:57:21,943 --> 00:57:23,844 Going out of business? My dad told me 1153 00:57:23,945 --> 00:57:26,113 that they're on the brink of bankruptcy, okay? 1154 00:57:26,814 --> 00:57:27,815 Ruby is just trying to help. 1155 00:57:27,982 --> 00:57:29,717 So, you told Ruby, but you didn't tell me? 1156 00:57:29,917 --> 00:57:31,652 I've been spending more time with her. 1157 00:57:31,719 --> 00:57:32,954 I haven't seen you as much, come on. 1158 00:57:33,020 --> 00:57:36,190 GORDON: Really? I hadn't noticed. Oh, my God! 1159 00:57:37,425 --> 00:57:38,826 (SIGHS) All right, you know what? 1160 00:57:38,926 --> 00:57:40,761 It's been a long week. Let's just get some sleep. 1161 00:57:40,995 --> 00:57:43,230 You've been reading way too much into this. 1162 00:57:45,066 --> 00:57:46,600 You're right, I'm sorry. 1163 00:57:47,768 --> 00:57:50,805 I should be happy for you guys. I didn't know that. I'm sorry. 1164 00:57:51,439 --> 00:57:52,673 I just miss you. 1165 00:57:53,107 --> 00:57:54,508 I miss you too, honey. 1166 00:57:55,409 --> 00:57:57,845 I love you. SOPHIE: I love you, too. 1167 00:58:10,157 --> 00:58:12,026 MAMMIE: Psst! Hey! 1168 00:58:14,061 --> 00:58:16,163 (IN FRENCH) 1169 00:58:16,297 --> 00:58:18,599 (IN ENGLISH) All right, I'll- I'll take her back to bed. 1170 00:58:18,699 --> 00:58:20,368 No, you know what? Let me, let me. 1171 00:58:20,468 --> 00:58:21,569 Are you sure? Yeah, yeah. 1172 00:58:21,669 --> 00:58:22,670 Come on, you're tired. 1173 00:58:22,737 --> 00:58:23,971 Let me do one thing right in this house. 1174 00:58:24,071 --> 00:58:26,107 All right. I got it. 1175 00:58:26,207 --> 00:58:27,241 Hey, Mammie. 1176 00:58:28,175 --> 00:58:31,979 Let's get you back to bed before the storm hits, okay? 1177 00:58:32,279 --> 00:58:33,514 I got you. 1178 00:58:33,614 --> 00:58:35,182 All right, Mammie. 1179 00:58:36,283 --> 00:58:37,518 There you go. 1180 00:58:37,785 --> 00:58:42,323 Time to count some sheep before your son slaughters them all. 1181 00:58:42,423 --> 00:58:45,059 (MAMMIE SNORING SOFTLY) 1182 00:58:46,260 --> 00:58:48,262 I do need to get my ring back, though, Mammie. 1183 00:58:49,897 --> 00:58:51,832 Just while you're dozing... 1184 00:58:55,436 --> 00:58:58,039 (MOANS, SNORES) 1185 00:58:58,139 --> 00:58:59,273 Farmer knuckles! 1186 00:59:00,241 --> 00:59:01,575 Come on... 1187 00:59:04,912 --> 00:59:08,182 ♪ Dormez-vous, dormez-vous? ♪ 1188 00:59:08,249 --> 00:59:12,553 Oh, hey! She wandered into our room, sweet old gal. 1189 00:59:12,653 --> 00:59:15,089 I think she was probably sleepwalking. 1190 00:59:16,424 --> 00:59:19,427 I've been tasked with putting her down again. 1191 00:59:19,827 --> 00:59:24,965 ♪ Sonnez les matines Sonnez les matines ♪ 1192 00:59:25,566 --> 00:59:27,668 ♪ Ding, dang, dong ♪ 1193 00:59:28,969 --> 00:59:30,871 You can close it out if you want to. 1194 00:59:31,572 --> 00:59:33,007 (IN FRENCH) 1195 00:59:33,374 --> 00:59:35,776 (IN ENGLISH) We did it. We did it. 1196 00:59:36,744 --> 00:59:38,279 Sweet dreams, Mammie. 1197 00:59:39,346 --> 00:59:40,347 I'll just get by you. 1198 00:59:40,848 --> 00:59:42,249 Do you want me to sing to your baby? 1199 00:59:42,383 --> 00:59:44,151 Oh, I'm good. Okay. 1200 00:59:45,286 --> 00:59:47,288 (IN FRENCH) 1201 00:59:49,023 --> 00:59:50,658 GINETTE: Oh! 1202 00:59:56,497 --> 00:59:57,865 (IN ENGLISH) ...eroticism. 1203 01:00:00,535 --> 01:00:02,303 (IN FRENCH) 1204 01:00:26,293 --> 01:00:28,062 Mm. 1205 01:00:42,343 --> 01:00:43,878 (IN ENGLISH) We gotta talk, Coucou! (COUCOU HONKS) 1206 01:00:43,978 --> 01:00:45,479 ("J'T'AIME COMME UN FOU" BY ROBERT CHARLEBOIS PLAYING) 1207 01:00:45,580 --> 01:00:47,181 JUNIOR: (IN FRENCH) 1208 01:00:49,083 --> 01:00:50,851 (IN ENGLISH) It's a rule of thumb, okay? 1209 01:00:51,318 --> 01:00:53,954 I before E, except after C 1210 01:00:54,355 --> 01:00:58,359 or when sounding as A as in "Neighbor" or "Weigh." 1211 01:00:59,493 --> 01:01:02,029 You know what? Forget about it. Can we take a break? 1212 01:01:03,430 --> 01:01:06,033 JUNIOR: (IN FRENCH) (IN ENGLISH) I am tired, man. 1213 01:01:06,267 --> 01:01:08,202 I'm frankly very tired of my girlfriend 1214 01:01:08,302 --> 01:01:09,136 spending every single night 1215 01:01:09,236 --> 01:01:10,838 until 2:00 in the morning with Ruby, 1216 01:01:10,938 --> 01:01:12,473 drinking and laughing 1217 01:01:12,574 --> 01:01:14,108 and doing all the things in my mind 1218 01:01:14,175 --> 01:01:16,343 that I pray to God they're not doing. 1219 01:01:18,245 --> 01:01:19,880 (IN FRENCH) 1220 01:01:23,552 --> 01:01:25,386 (IN ENGLISH) ...smash her legs, 1221 01:01:25,753 --> 01:01:27,988 like, you know, like Tonya Harding. 1222 01:01:29,223 --> 01:01:31,325 First of all, very well-crafted sentence. 1223 01:01:31,792 --> 01:01:33,260 But I am gonna pass. 1224 01:01:33,794 --> 01:01:36,063 (CELLPHONE RINGS, VIBRATES) 1225 01:01:36,163 --> 01:01:36,964 Hey. 1226 01:01:37,064 --> 01:01:39,266 Guess what? Best news ever! 1227 01:01:39,333 --> 01:01:41,570 Ruby has to do a reshoot for her show, 1228 01:01:41,670 --> 01:01:44,772 which means I have the night off. 1229 01:01:45,039 --> 01:01:47,308 GORDON: Are you serious? Yeah, baby! 1230 01:01:47,609 --> 01:01:50,744 I'm on my way. Junior, class dismissed. 1231 01:01:51,478 --> 01:01:53,881 (IN FRENCH) 1232 01:01:56,685 --> 01:02:02,122 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1233 01:02:06,561 --> 01:02:08,095 (IN FRENCH) 1234 01:02:09,730 --> 01:02:11,932 Anglais. (IN ENGLISH) Okay, um... 1235 01:02:12,099 --> 01:02:14,034 would you mind taking my picture? 1236 01:02:14,101 --> 01:02:16,538 I, uh, I have to send it to my super-hot boyfriend 1237 01:02:16,638 --> 01:02:17,706 who's been desperately lonely. 1238 01:02:17,905 --> 01:02:20,941 Why don't you forget about him and fall in love 1239 01:02:21,008 --> 01:02:24,078 with a very handsome English teacher from Brooklyn? 1240 01:02:24,211 --> 01:02:26,514 Okay! (LAUGHS) (GORDON LAUGHS) 1241 01:02:27,248 --> 01:02:29,283 You look amazing. This is so pretty. Thank you, 1242 01:02:29,383 --> 01:02:31,620 thank you, thank you. So do you. GORDON: Wow! 1243 01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:33,287 Where are we going? I don't know. 1244 01:02:33,387 --> 01:02:35,189 (LAUGHS) 1245 01:02:56,210 --> 01:02:58,580 It's not the kind of cooking I really ever thought I'd do, 1246 01:02:58,647 --> 01:03:01,482 but I'm getting into it. And I mean... 1247 01:03:02,116 --> 01:03:04,885 living in this city, with my family, 1248 01:03:05,119 --> 01:03:06,487 it really would be amazing. 1249 01:03:06,554 --> 01:03:08,055 I think you're gonna get the job. 1250 01:03:09,023 --> 01:03:12,026 I don't have it yet. Baby, you're gonna get the job. 1251 01:03:12,293 --> 01:03:14,495 (IN FRENCH) 1252 01:03:14,962 --> 01:03:16,964 (IN ENGLISH) I have a surprise for you. 1253 01:03:17,898 --> 01:03:20,100 I got the Château to comp us a room tonight. 1254 01:03:20,267 --> 01:03:21,168 Shut up! 1255 01:03:21,268 --> 01:03:22,870 Are you serious? SOPHIE: Mm. 1256 01:03:23,237 --> 01:03:25,172 I am gonna miss sleeping in that waterbed, though. 1257 01:03:25,372 --> 01:03:27,408 I don't think we'll be doing too much sleeping. 1258 01:03:27,709 --> 01:03:29,611 What are we gonna be doing? I don't know. 1259 01:03:29,711 --> 01:03:32,547 Bingeing a series? (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) 1260 01:03:32,747 --> 01:03:34,448 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1261 01:03:38,986 --> 01:03:40,120 SOPHIE: You're gonna love her. 1262 01:03:40,220 --> 01:03:42,056 Did I ever tell you that she's the first person 1263 01:03:42,122 --> 01:03:43,390 to make me a sous-chef? GORDON: No. 1264 01:03:43,490 --> 01:03:44,491 SOPHIE: Yeah! 1265 01:03:44,559 --> 01:03:47,127 Sophie! Allô! 1266 01:03:47,729 --> 01:03:49,263 (IN FRENCH) 1267 01:03:59,239 --> 01:04:00,240 SOPHIE: Merci! 1268 01:04:03,944 --> 01:04:05,879 Merci! Bon appétit. 1269 01:04:06,715 --> 01:04:10,084 (IN ENGLISH) Mm. By the way, you can order anything you want, 1270 01:04:10,217 --> 01:04:12,920 because dinner is on the house. 1271 01:04:13,854 --> 01:04:15,389 Look at this! What? 1272 01:04:15,489 --> 01:04:17,726 Oh, yay! You know what? 1273 01:04:17,792 --> 01:04:18,859 No, I'll pour it. You don't have to. 1274 01:04:18,959 --> 01:04:20,361 Thank you so much. Merci beaucoup. 1275 01:04:20,494 --> 01:04:22,096 SOPHIE: Merci! Look at you! 1276 01:04:22,229 --> 01:04:27,067 Baby, come on, free champagne and free dinner, and free hotel. 1277 01:04:27,301 --> 01:04:30,137 I'm blown away. You are the queen of Quebec City. 1278 01:04:30,337 --> 01:04:33,073 And you are my king, monsieur. GORDON: Oh, thank you, darling. 1279 01:04:33,407 --> 01:04:37,779 Um, before we toast to this great night, 1280 01:04:37,978 --> 01:04:39,581 I just wanted to let you know 1281 01:04:39,681 --> 01:04:41,683 that I see how supportive you've been, 1282 01:04:41,816 --> 01:04:44,051 and it's meant so much to me. 1283 01:04:44,151 --> 01:04:47,154 There you are! The woman I have been hunting. 1284 01:04:47,421 --> 01:04:49,490 SOPHIE: Ruby, I... I thought you were shooting. 1285 01:04:49,624 --> 01:04:52,092 Oh, that's why they call me the one-take wonder, darling. 1286 01:04:52,192 --> 01:04:53,994 I spoke to your dad, and he told me 1287 01:04:54,061 --> 01:04:55,162 you guys were having dinner here. 1288 01:04:55,329 --> 01:04:57,498 Oh! Allô, Solange, babe! Hi, Ruby! 1289 01:04:57,632 --> 01:05:00,635 I wanted you to meet my good friend, Avi Donaldson. 1290 01:05:00,702 --> 01:05:02,002 Good friend? Best friend. 1291 01:05:02,169 --> 01:05:04,304 After the reviews I've written for her, Jesus. 1292 01:05:04,506 --> 01:05:06,206 RUBY: It's true. I'm sorry. My bestie 1293 01:05:06,340 --> 01:05:09,209 and the most important food critic in London. 1294 01:05:09,309 --> 01:05:11,345 His wit is as cutting as his reviews. 1295 01:05:11,412 --> 01:05:13,380 Mademoiselle. My God! 1296 01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:15,949 You are even more stunning than she rhapsodized. 1297 01:05:16,049 --> 01:05:17,786 RUBY: Obviously, I've been chatting you up. 1298 01:05:18,051 --> 01:05:20,387 Mind if we join you guys for a quick drink? 1299 01:05:22,156 --> 01:05:24,458 SOPHIE: Um, it's just that-- It's just that what? 1300 01:05:24,626 --> 01:05:27,294 Nothing. I mean, a drink sounds really nice, 1301 01:05:27,361 --> 01:05:28,195 right, Gordon? 1302 01:05:28,328 --> 01:05:31,064 It does sound nice, but this is a two-top, 1303 01:05:31,165 --> 01:05:32,299 and with the fire code, 1304 01:05:32,366 --> 01:05:35,302 I'm a little concerned about exiting safely. 1305 01:05:35,402 --> 01:05:38,038 Oh, don't worry, Gordie. We won't stay long. 1306 01:05:38,205 --> 01:05:40,909 He's got a flight to catch. Carpe diem, as the Latins say. 1307 01:05:41,008 --> 01:05:44,111 Carpe fucking diem. Whoo! (CHUCKLES) Ladies! 1308 01:05:45,312 --> 01:05:48,382 Excuse my reach. I could have passed it, bro. 1309 01:05:48,482 --> 01:05:50,350 What are we drinking to? 1310 01:05:50,585 --> 01:05:53,187 Well, not to make tonight about me... Please do. 1311 01:05:53,287 --> 01:05:55,422 I'm about to close a five-year deal 1312 01:05:55,523 --> 01:05:58,392 with a major streamer who shall remain nameless. 1313 01:05:58,459 --> 01:05:59,460 Rhymes with Petflix. 1314 01:05:59,527 --> 01:06:00,528 Hulu. 1315 01:06:00,595 --> 01:06:01,995 No, it's Netflix. Ah! 1316 01:06:02,095 --> 01:06:05,232 Which will put us in over 200 million homes worldwide. 1317 01:06:05,432 --> 01:06:07,535 Are you serious? That's... that's fantastic! Mm-hmm. 1318 01:06:07,635 --> 01:06:08,903 It's bloody brilliant! 1319 01:06:09,002 --> 01:06:10,471 And we are almost out of bubbly. 1320 01:06:10,572 --> 01:06:12,774 Well, we had plenty until you poured two thermoses 1321 01:06:12,874 --> 01:06:14,809 over there. We're gonna actually order 1322 01:06:14,909 --> 01:06:18,378 some appetizers, right, baby? Thank God. I am famished. Mademoiselle! 1323 01:06:19,213 --> 01:06:21,516 Right away. I'm not a figment of your imagination. 1324 01:06:21,850 --> 01:06:24,117 Uh, 36 oysters. 1325 01:06:24,586 --> 01:06:27,187 Don't fob us off with any of that Nova Scotia bullshit. 1326 01:06:27,287 --> 01:06:29,122 I want Prince Edward Island. Malpeques, babe. 1327 01:06:29,624 --> 01:06:32,092 We can do separate checks, not everyone together. 1328 01:06:32,192 --> 01:06:33,327 He's joking, right? Yeah. 1329 01:06:33,628 --> 01:06:35,730 Of course he's fucking joking. You are joking? 1330 01:06:35,830 --> 01:06:37,030 Yeah, I'm joking. 1331 01:06:37,197 --> 01:06:39,333 Hilarious. Cheers! To jokes! 1332 01:06:39,634 --> 01:06:40,635 AVI: To jokes. 1333 01:06:40,768 --> 01:06:42,269 SOPHIE: Ah, so funny! 1334 01:06:42,537 --> 01:06:44,606 So, we hadn't caught anything in hours, 1335 01:06:44,739 --> 01:06:47,976 when Ruby suddenly notices something bobbing in the water. 1336 01:06:48,208 --> 01:06:52,179 It was a dolphin that was caught in some old fishing net. 1337 01:06:52,246 --> 01:06:53,948 The poor thing had been struggling for days, 1338 01:06:54,047 --> 01:06:55,048 if not weeks. 1339 01:06:55,182 --> 01:06:57,585 Have you ever seen an emaciated dolphin? 1340 01:06:58,252 --> 01:06:59,787 No. It's awful. 1341 01:07:00,254 --> 01:07:01,890 Like models in the '90s. 1342 01:07:02,155 --> 01:07:05,092 I mean, attractive, obviously, but deeply unhealthy. 1343 01:07:06,093 --> 01:07:08,830 Anyway, um, without batting an eye, 1344 01:07:08,930 --> 01:07:10,264 Aqua Girl over here... RUBY: Oh, stop it. 1345 01:07:10,364 --> 01:07:12,432 No, but keep going. It's a great story. 1346 01:07:12,734 --> 01:07:15,068 ...dove into the frigid Atlantic, 1347 01:07:15,235 --> 01:07:17,972 cutting free the majestic cetacean. 1348 01:07:18,071 --> 01:07:19,406 It was the right thing to do. Yeah. 1349 01:07:19,507 --> 01:07:21,009 Fuck me, it was incredible. (RUBY CHUCKLES) 1350 01:07:21,141 --> 01:07:23,110 It swam alongside the boat for hours, 1351 01:07:23,410 --> 01:07:26,079 just grateful to be alive 'cause of this goddess. 1352 01:07:26,380 --> 01:07:27,815 Well, I think it had more to do 1353 01:07:27,916 --> 01:07:29,216 with the mackerel we were feeding it. 1354 01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:32,286 Or because the DJ on board was absolutely crushing it. 1355 01:07:32,386 --> 01:07:35,222 Oh, they really were. They were really good, yeah. 1356 01:07:35,289 --> 01:07:36,791 Anyway, enough of Ruby's heroics. 1357 01:07:36,891 --> 01:07:38,191 Gordon, I'm being so rude. 1358 01:07:38,292 --> 01:07:40,160 I haven't asked what it is you do. 1359 01:07:41,128 --> 01:07:44,164 Oh, um, I'm an academic. Oh, a professor! 1360 01:07:44,566 --> 01:07:47,301 Pray tell us, which university's hallowed halls 1361 01:07:47,401 --> 01:07:48,937 do you grace with your insights? 1362 01:07:49,069 --> 01:07:50,470 I teach eight grade English. SOPHIE: Yeah. 1363 01:07:50,638 --> 01:07:53,273 Teacher of the year, two years in a row. 1364 01:07:53,373 --> 01:07:54,408 Hey, that's not nothing. 1365 01:07:54,776 --> 01:07:57,645 Man, I was a terrible student. Kicked out of high school. 1366 01:07:57,779 --> 01:07:59,279 But I think we can all agree 1367 01:07:59,346 --> 01:08:01,481 that traditional schooling is a bit antiquated. 1368 01:08:01,583 --> 01:08:03,250 Oh, yeah... Oh, Sophie didn't tell me 1369 01:08:03,317 --> 01:08:05,218 you were also an expert in education reform. 1370 01:08:05,319 --> 01:08:08,121 (CHUCKLES) Come on, Gordon. 1371 01:08:08,288 --> 01:08:10,090 I'm not trying to shit on your job. 1372 01:08:10,190 --> 01:08:12,426 I'm just saying that there are other ways 1373 01:08:12,492 --> 01:08:15,295 to forge a path to success. Exhibit A. 1374 01:08:15,395 --> 01:08:16,698 And what an exhibit it is! 1375 01:08:16,798 --> 01:08:19,466 Excuse me, I'm gonna go forge a path to the urinal. 1376 01:08:21,101 --> 01:08:22,436 Okay. 1377 01:08:22,537 --> 01:08:23,805 Is he mad at us? 1378 01:08:24,973 --> 01:08:26,975 (AVI SIGHS DEEPLY) 1379 01:08:27,307 --> 01:08:29,077 (SOFT JAZZ PLAYING ON PA) 1380 01:08:29,176 --> 01:08:30,511 (SIGHS) 1381 01:08:30,612 --> 01:08:31,646 (URINATING) 1382 01:08:31,746 --> 01:08:33,781 Oh, fucking asparagus! 1383 01:08:34,749 --> 01:08:36,416 It must have been in the potage. 1384 01:08:36,718 --> 01:08:39,319 What's potage? Soup. 1385 01:08:40,487 --> 01:08:41,488 Come on, mate. 1386 01:08:41,756 --> 01:08:43,423 Well, it looks like I'm missing my flight. 1387 01:08:43,524 --> 01:08:45,560 Yeah, so much for that quick drink, huh? 1388 01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:48,630 Free word of advice, friend. 1389 01:08:48,896 --> 01:08:51,899 I don't know you very well, but Ruby, I do know. 1390 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,266 And let me tell you, 1391 01:08:53,367 --> 01:08:55,970 when a woman like that sets her sights on something, 1392 01:08:56,070 --> 01:08:58,372 she always gets what she wants. 1393 01:08:58,940 --> 01:09:01,109 What is that supposed to mean? Did she say something to you? 1394 01:09:01,208 --> 01:09:03,611 A woman like that doesn't need to say much, does she? 1395 01:09:04,112 --> 01:09:07,815 That's even more cryptic. Is it? Is it? 1396 01:09:13,487 --> 01:09:14,522 He's right. 1397 01:09:14,822 --> 01:09:16,256 You gotta do it tonight. 1398 01:09:18,325 --> 01:09:19,694 You don't need a ring. 1399 01:09:20,561 --> 01:09:21,929 You don't need her father's blessing. 1400 01:09:22,030 --> 01:09:23,665 You just need the balls to do it. 1401 01:09:26,134 --> 01:09:27,702 Carpe fucking diem. Let's go. 1402 01:09:29,336 --> 01:09:31,405 Sophie, there's something I want to ask you. 1403 01:09:32,205 --> 01:09:33,473 What's wrong? What happened? 1404 01:09:34,341 --> 01:09:38,445 It's Mammie. (SOBS) She's dead. 1405 01:09:38,980 --> 01:09:40,848 No! 1406 01:09:40,948 --> 01:09:43,417 Oh, my God! GORDON: Oh... 1407 01:09:44,519 --> 01:09:45,720 Are we sure? 1408 01:09:52,694 --> 01:09:54,128 (IN FRENCH) 1409 01:09:54,529 --> 01:09:56,196 (IN ENGLISH) They're coming to get her already? 1410 01:09:56,263 --> 01:09:58,633 (SOBS) GORDON: I thought we had more time. 1411 01:10:01,268 --> 01:10:02,737 But we don't. 1412 01:10:07,374 --> 01:10:08,375 Uh, babe, you look chilly. 1413 01:10:08,475 --> 01:10:09,777 Let me just grab you a sweater, okay? 1414 01:10:09,877 --> 01:10:12,279 Yeah. Thanks, babe. GORDON: Okay. I love you. 1415 01:10:14,949 --> 01:10:16,450 (SOPHIE SNIFFLES) 1416 01:10:16,984 --> 01:10:18,753 (IN FRENCH) 1417 01:10:31,599 --> 01:10:32,432 (SIGHS) 1418 01:10:32,533 --> 01:10:33,868 (IN ENGLISH) This is crazy. 1419 01:10:36,104 --> 01:10:37,105 Gotta get the ring. 1420 01:10:37,171 --> 01:10:38,740 It's for Sophie, Mammie. I'm so sorry. 1421 01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:41,943 Work with me, okay, on this? 1422 01:10:43,211 --> 01:10:44,579 (GRUNTS) 1423 01:10:46,514 --> 01:10:47,782 (GRUNTS) 1424 01:10:47,882 --> 01:10:49,382 (CLATTERING) 1425 01:10:51,085 --> 01:10:53,988 Oh! Your lips are so cold. 1426 01:10:56,190 --> 01:10:57,658 Yes! 1427 01:10:59,127 --> 01:11:01,562 (GRUNTS) 1428 01:11:06,033 --> 01:11:07,635 (GRUNTS) 1429 01:11:15,243 --> 01:11:17,410 (BONE CRACKS) Oh! 1430 01:11:17,879 --> 01:11:19,547 (DOOR HANDLE TURNING) 1431 01:11:22,917 --> 01:11:23,718 Hey. 1432 01:11:24,051 --> 01:11:26,187 What's going on? GORDON: I'm just paying my respects. 1433 01:11:26,687 --> 01:11:29,657 She's been so kind to me ever since I got here, so... 1434 01:11:29,757 --> 01:11:31,025 Mm-hmm. 1435 01:11:36,998 --> 01:11:38,232 She looks so peaceful, you know? 1436 01:11:38,431 --> 01:11:41,202 Yeah, that's how she's been since I've been here, just... 1437 01:11:41,434 --> 01:11:42,904 just resting in peace. 1438 01:11:44,639 --> 01:11:46,339 It's hard to lose a mother. 1439 01:11:47,842 --> 01:11:48,910 I do know that. 1440 01:11:49,510 --> 01:11:52,980 (CHURCH BELL RINGS) 1441 01:11:54,949 --> 01:11:57,585 PRIEST: (IN FRENCH) 1442 01:12:09,163 --> 01:12:11,464 (IN ENGLISH) Oh, I'd like to share something, Father. 1443 01:12:13,734 --> 01:12:17,104 Um, I am a woman of few words. 1444 01:12:17,205 --> 01:12:18,306 Then just shut up. 1445 01:12:18,405 --> 01:12:20,074 It's a little something I wrote last night, 1446 01:12:20,141 --> 01:12:22,475 so just bear with me. 1447 01:12:24,679 --> 01:12:27,347 (VOCALIZES) 1448 01:12:34,354 --> 01:12:37,091 ♪ Whoa, yeah ♪ 1449 01:12:37,825 --> 01:12:39,260 Imagine strings. 1450 01:12:39,426 --> 01:12:42,697 (IN FRENCH) ♪ She's standing at the gate ♪ 1451 01:12:43,130 --> 01:12:46,067 ♪ Saint Peter by her side... ♪ 1452 01:12:46,634 --> 01:12:48,970 (IN ENGLISH) What's happening? She's singing. 1453 01:12:49,170 --> 01:12:50,838 I know. I'm just... It's so beautiful. 1454 01:12:51,672 --> 01:12:52,540 Right. 1455 01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:55,910 ♪ Looking down from the skies ♪ 1456 01:12:56,043 --> 01:13:00,715 ♪ She's in heaven ♪ 1457 01:13:01,115 --> 01:13:03,084 ♪ But she ♪ 1458 01:13:03,918 --> 01:13:07,622 ♪ She couldn't wait ♪ 1459 01:13:07,955 --> 01:13:11,692 ♪ To be an angel ♪ 1460 01:13:11,826 --> 01:13:13,027 (IN FRENCH) 1461 01:13:16,030 --> 01:13:17,298 SOPHIE: (IN ENGLISH) Thank you for the song. 1462 01:13:17,397 --> 01:13:18,799 It was really gorgeous, 1463 01:13:18,866 --> 01:13:19,934 beautiful. 1464 01:13:20,234 --> 01:13:22,169 Yeah, anytime. I'm here for you. 1465 01:13:22,937 --> 01:13:24,138 Bring it in. 1466 01:13:24,238 --> 01:13:26,574 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 1467 01:13:26,841 --> 01:13:30,244 Yeah. I've been selling weed, like, since I was a little kid. 1468 01:13:30,344 --> 01:13:33,347 Oh, congrats. They called me the Cowboy du Cannabis. 1469 01:13:33,446 --> 01:13:35,616 (IN FRENCH) 1470 01:13:36,150 --> 01:13:38,319 (IN ENGLISH) But then the government made it legal, 1471 01:13:38,519 --> 01:13:39,820 which sucked huge. 1472 01:13:40,254 --> 01:13:41,622 (IN FRENCH) 1473 01:14:01,842 --> 01:14:03,811 GINETTE: Yes. 1474 01:14:06,047 --> 01:14:08,816 (CHUCKLES) (SOBS) 1475 01:14:27,601 --> 01:14:29,203 (IN ENGLISH) I'm still in agriculture. Good. 1476 01:14:29,270 --> 01:14:30,338 Don't you worry. 1477 01:14:30,438 --> 01:14:32,206 I have a small grow-op of coniferous trees. 1478 01:14:32,306 --> 01:14:33,307 Oh, cool! 1479 01:14:33,374 --> 01:14:34,875 (IN FRENCH) 1480 01:14:35,076 --> 01:14:36,577 (IN ENGLISH) Yeah, Christmas is pretty big 1481 01:14:36,644 --> 01:14:37,979 in New York City as well. 1482 01:14:38,279 --> 01:14:39,447 Oh yeah? You want a tree? 1483 01:14:39,547 --> 01:14:41,248 No, thank you. It's July. 1484 01:14:41,349 --> 01:14:43,584 Exactly. Give you a good price! 1485 01:14:51,525 --> 01:14:52,793 Quite a performance. 1486 01:14:53,060 --> 01:14:54,829 Oh, it was a straight from the heart. 1487 01:14:55,329 --> 01:14:56,330 It wasn't even rehearsed. 1488 01:14:56,430 --> 01:14:57,531 Yeah, I could tell. 1489 01:14:58,132 --> 01:15:01,235 Uh, listen, I don't want to overstep any boundaries, 1490 01:15:01,402 --> 01:15:04,538 but I do think it's probably a good idea 1491 01:15:04,605 --> 01:15:06,240 to go ahead and cancel the shoot. 1492 01:15:07,641 --> 01:15:09,410 I think it would give those of us 1493 01:15:09,477 --> 01:15:10,778 who are actually in the family 1494 01:15:10,845 --> 01:15:15,149 a little... a little space to grieve, you know, 1495 01:15:15,349 --> 01:15:20,221 in private, without the circus of a reality television show. 1496 01:15:20,488 --> 01:15:22,256 Nah. The show must go on. 1497 01:15:22,456 --> 01:15:24,625 That's not really a thing. 1498 01:15:24,725 --> 01:15:27,194 That's a saying they use in show business. 1499 01:15:27,294 --> 01:15:28,629 It's, uh, not something 1500 01:15:28,729 --> 01:15:31,832 that applies to real-world tragedy. 1501 01:15:32,533 --> 01:15:34,001 We're in the middle of a... 1502 01:15:34,101 --> 01:15:35,102 (SIGHS) 1503 01:15:35,202 --> 01:15:37,705 Alphie, you poor man. 1504 01:15:38,339 --> 01:15:39,340 I'm sorry to interrupt. 1505 01:15:39,407 --> 01:15:40,408 Oh, no. 1506 01:15:40,574 --> 01:15:44,045 Um, but I've been giving it a lot of thought, 1507 01:15:44,311 --> 01:15:46,313 and maybe we should reschedule. 1508 01:15:47,014 --> 01:15:49,518 We'll give your family the appropriate amount of time 1509 01:15:49,583 --> 01:15:53,287 to grieve without the circus of reality television. 1510 01:15:55,189 --> 01:15:56,690 That is so considerate of you. 1511 01:15:57,058 --> 01:15:59,260 Yeah, sounds a bit like what I just said 1512 01:15:59,326 --> 01:16:00,394 two seconds ago in the kitchen. 1513 01:16:00,461 --> 01:16:02,196 Ruby's right, Dad. We should reschedule. 1514 01:16:02,296 --> 01:16:04,665 Yeah, Ruby said it, but I... I said it to Ruby, 1515 01:16:04,765 --> 01:16:05,766 and now you know it, 1516 01:16:06,067 --> 01:16:07,868 and now she sort of disseminated it to the group. 1517 01:16:07,968 --> 01:16:09,336 And now I think we're all on the same page 1518 01:16:09,403 --> 01:16:12,606 that the appropriate thing is to have some time to grieve. 1519 01:16:14,041 --> 01:16:15,142 No. 1520 01:16:16,545 --> 01:16:18,746 (IN FRENCH) 1521 01:16:21,715 --> 01:16:22,983 (IN ENGLISH) The show must go on. 1522 01:16:23,084 --> 01:16:24,218 It really must! 1523 01:16:25,052 --> 01:16:26,687 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1524 01:16:28,055 --> 01:16:29,924 Hi, Gordie. Mm. 1525 01:16:31,358 --> 01:16:32,860 JUNIOR: (IN FRENCH) 1526 01:16:33,594 --> 01:16:35,262 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 1527 01:16:36,030 --> 01:16:39,200 (IN ENGLISH) Flow like, uh, water. Comme Bruce Lee. 1528 01:16:41,669 --> 01:16:43,871 I liked your Tonya Harding idea better. 1529 01:16:45,005 --> 01:16:47,274 We're gonna do things a little differently today, 1530 01:16:47,374 --> 01:16:50,478 seeing as that our host's pantry is an entire farm. 1531 01:16:50,711 --> 01:16:52,079 And not just any plot of land, 1532 01:16:52,179 --> 01:16:54,648 but the greatest supplier of organic meats 1533 01:16:54,715 --> 01:16:55,950 on this side of the world. 1534 01:16:56,217 --> 01:16:59,653 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Tremblay family! 1535 01:16:59,753 --> 01:17:02,256 Say "bonjour," you French Canadian phenoms. 1536 01:17:02,356 --> 01:17:03,858 Bonjour! (IN FRENCH) 1537 01:17:04,258 --> 01:17:06,260 We're gonna start things off with a duck hunt 1538 01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:07,529 with this gorgeous fam, 1539 01:17:07,661 --> 01:17:09,096 followed by a confit I will prepare 1540 01:17:09,196 --> 01:17:10,764 with the daughter of these lands, 1541 01:17:10,831 --> 01:17:13,300 chef extraordinaire Sophie Tremblay. 1542 01:17:13,801 --> 01:17:14,869 That's my girlfriend. (VASE CLATTERS) 1543 01:17:15,537 --> 01:17:17,371 RUBY: What do you say, Sophie? SOPHIE: I say let's get out of the pantry 1544 01:17:17,371 --> 01:17:20,307 and shoot some birds. Bang, bang! 1545 01:17:24,145 --> 01:17:25,346 JUNIOR: Pow, pow, pow! 1546 01:17:26,046 --> 01:17:26,847 Oh, boy! 1547 01:17:26,947 --> 01:17:28,415 JUNIOR: Oh, no! (GUN COCKS) 1548 01:17:28,517 --> 01:17:29,783 Good day for it, huh? 1549 01:17:30,484 --> 01:17:32,086 (LAUGHS) 1550 01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:34,088 Hey, hey, hey! SOPHIE: What, um... 1551 01:17:34,255 --> 01:17:36,290 PATRICE: (IN FRENCH) ....what are you wearing? 1552 01:17:36,525 --> 01:17:37,791 (IN ENGLISH) What? Is the hat too much? 1553 01:17:37,858 --> 01:17:38,926 SOPHIE: No, no, you just... 1554 01:17:39,059 --> 01:17:40,794 look like you're gonna repair a cell tower. 1555 01:17:41,061 --> 01:17:45,032 Oh. I spoke to Mr. Bouchard at the hunting shop, 1556 01:17:45,099 --> 01:17:46,700 and I just said, "Give me the best money can buy." 1557 01:17:46,834 --> 01:17:48,669 He hooked me up with all this. You know, 1558 01:17:48,736 --> 01:17:50,404 it's fully reflective, head to toe. 1559 01:17:50,471 --> 01:17:51,640 Head to toe, I can see that. 1560 01:17:51,872 --> 01:17:53,707 (IN FRENCH) Yes. 1561 01:17:54,408 --> 01:17:55,809 (LAUGHS) 1562 01:17:56,810 --> 01:18:00,281 Okay, I'm sensing I may have been upsold a bit. 1563 01:18:00,814 --> 01:18:02,449 But you know what? Don't laugh at me, 1564 01:18:02,517 --> 01:18:04,451 because I come from British stock. 1565 01:18:05,052 --> 01:18:07,589 Hunting is in my blood. (CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah? 1566 01:18:07,656 --> 01:18:08,657 'Cause I remember you crying 1567 01:18:09,023 --> 01:18:11,058 when that pigeon flew into our living-room window and died. 1568 01:18:11,425 --> 01:18:14,128 Yeah, 'cause we couldn't eat it. A wasted death. 1569 01:18:14,596 --> 01:18:15,863 Or am I misreading this, 1570 01:18:15,963 --> 01:18:17,632 and Ruby said this was for the family 1571 01:18:17,731 --> 01:18:19,934 and you don't want me to be included, right? 1572 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:23,572 What? Babe, no. No, no, no. You're always included. 1573 01:18:23,638 --> 01:18:25,640 You know that, right? Okay. Good. I want to be part of things. 1574 01:18:25,739 --> 01:18:26,774 I wanna-- All right, SOPHIE: Yeah. Yeah. 1575 01:18:27,141 --> 01:18:29,143 I want to hunt. You're part of all of it. Come here. 1576 01:18:30,477 --> 01:18:33,247 Has anyone seen Gordon? Anyone? 1577 01:18:33,582 --> 01:18:37,117 (ALL LAUGH) Ha, ha! Very funny. 1578 01:18:37,218 --> 01:18:38,986 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1579 01:18:40,522 --> 01:18:42,323 Though duck hunting may seem barbaric, 1580 01:18:42,423 --> 01:18:45,426 it's actually very important for our ecosystems. 1581 01:18:47,294 --> 01:18:48,162 This is fun, hey, babe? 1582 01:18:48,262 --> 01:18:50,464 I'm just so excited to assassinate 1583 01:18:50,565 --> 01:18:51,832 something majestic! 1584 01:18:56,804 --> 01:18:58,205 (BIRDS CALLING) 1585 01:19:02,276 --> 01:19:03,310 PATRICE: Yes! 1586 01:19:03,578 --> 01:19:04,912 (IN FRENCH) 1587 01:19:05,846 --> 01:19:07,381 (IN ENGLISH) Fuck off. (IN FRENCH) 1588 01:19:08,048 --> 01:19:09,450 (CHUCKLES) 1589 01:19:09,718 --> 01:19:10,851 (IN ENGLISH) Shooting blanks, Gordo? 1590 01:19:11,051 --> 01:19:14,255 I had the, uh, the safety on. But safety first! 1591 01:19:17,559 --> 01:19:18,660 I got a fish! 1592 01:19:18,759 --> 01:19:21,529 Yeah, great! See? I knew you had it in you! 1593 01:19:21,795 --> 01:19:23,497 Oh! So supportive. 1594 01:19:26,066 --> 01:19:28,102 It's not a sport, it's a massacre. 1595 01:19:28,402 --> 01:19:31,038 (GUNSHOTS IN DISTANCE) Thing just wants to fly. 1596 01:19:33,107 --> 01:19:34,808 (SIGHS) 1597 01:19:35,776 --> 01:19:37,911 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) (GUNSHOTS IN DISTANCE) 1598 01:19:38,312 --> 01:19:41,516 (BLOWS DUCK CALL) 1599 01:19:42,283 --> 01:19:45,853 (PLAYS CHEERFUL MELODY) 1600 01:19:48,489 --> 01:19:51,492 (BIRD CALLING) 1601 01:19:52,459 --> 01:19:53,460 (GASPS) 1602 01:19:55,429 --> 01:19:56,531 (BIRD SQUAWKS) 1603 01:19:59,668 --> 01:20:00,934 I got one! 1604 01:20:01,235 --> 01:20:02,336 (LAUGHS) 1605 01:20:02,436 --> 01:20:03,470 Shooting blanks... 1606 01:20:03,571 --> 01:20:06,206 He's huge! He's a biggun! 1607 01:20:10,645 --> 01:20:13,782 Oh no! (DRAMATIC ORCHESTRA MUSIC PLAYS) 1608 01:20:13,981 --> 01:20:16,383 False alarm! False alarm, guys. 1609 01:20:16,483 --> 01:20:19,453 I didn't get anything. Stop being humble, Gordon. 1610 01:20:19,654 --> 01:20:21,088 You gotta celebrate your kill! 1611 01:20:21,455 --> 01:20:22,856 My kill wants privacy. 1612 01:20:23,824 --> 01:20:24,958 Oh, my God, Gordon, 1613 01:20:25,025 --> 01:20:26,594 that's not a duck, that's a swan. 1614 01:20:26,695 --> 01:20:28,195 SOPHIE: Oh, no, Coucou! 1615 01:20:28,362 --> 01:20:30,030 Hey, shit, dude! 1616 01:20:30,130 --> 01:20:31,265 I... I got blinded by the sun, 1617 01:20:31,365 --> 01:20:34,368 and I... I thought it was a... a large duck. 1618 01:20:35,269 --> 01:20:36,837 Also, in my defense, 1619 01:20:36,937 --> 01:20:39,674 I think I may have gotten a bad kazoo, 1620 01:20:39,741 --> 01:20:41,175 'cause this definitely calls swans. 1621 01:20:41,375 --> 01:20:43,545 I think it's time to turn in your gun, Golden Eye. 1622 01:20:43,844 --> 01:20:45,045 Let's cut, guys. Okay? Should we cut 1623 01:20:45,112 --> 01:20:46,246 for a second, please? 1624 01:20:46,447 --> 01:20:49,083 SOPHIE: Our duck has roasted in its fat 1625 01:20:49,183 --> 01:20:50,552 for about an hour and a half, 1626 01:20:50,652 --> 01:20:54,021 and now, the meat should literally fall off the bone. 1627 01:20:54,121 --> 01:20:57,826 Mm! Look at all those juices caressing the thighs. 1628 01:20:57,891 --> 01:20:59,960 Nice and moist, just the way I like it. 1629 01:21:00,060 --> 01:21:04,064 Perfect. Now I would like to bring out Monsieur Tremblay! 1630 01:21:04,264 --> 01:21:05,332 (IN FRENCH) 1631 01:21:05,432 --> 01:21:07,167 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 1632 01:21:07,267 --> 01:21:09,470 (IN ENGLISH) Come on over, Alphie, you musky hunk! 1633 01:21:09,704 --> 01:21:11,372 (SOPHIE SPEAKING FRENCH) 1634 01:21:11,773 --> 01:21:13,040 (IN ENGLISH) I would like to announce 1635 01:21:13,307 --> 01:21:16,343 that Tremblay Farms will be the sole lamb supplier 1636 01:21:16,477 --> 01:21:19,079 for my new restaurant, Ruby, at the Château Frontenac, 1637 01:21:19,413 --> 01:21:22,216 opening this summer in gorgeous Quebec City. 1638 01:21:22,383 --> 01:21:23,518 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 1639 01:21:24,284 --> 01:21:25,452 (IN FRENCH) 1640 01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:26,887 (IN ENGLISH) For real? 1641 01:21:26,954 --> 01:21:28,188 (IN FRENCH) 1642 01:21:30,124 --> 01:21:31,125 (IN ENGLISH) Well, thank you! 1643 01:21:31,358 --> 01:21:34,094 And a special shout out to the original gangster, 1644 01:21:34,261 --> 01:21:36,598 the Tremblay matriarch, Mammie Tremblay. 1645 01:21:36,865 --> 01:21:41,168 May you grace the farmlands of heaven for all of eternity. 1646 01:21:42,970 --> 01:21:45,339 Cut! Best show ever! 1647 01:21:45,673 --> 01:21:47,975 (ALL CHEER) 1648 01:21:48,075 --> 01:21:50,110 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1649 01:21:50,210 --> 01:21:54,849 ALL: (CHANTING) Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! 1650 01:21:55,115 --> 01:21:58,686 Ruby, Ruby, Ruby... 1651 01:21:58,787 --> 01:21:59,788 SOPHIE: (IN FRENCH) 1652 01:22:00,154 --> 01:22:02,423 (IN ENGLISH) I was freaking out! It did not show on camera? 1653 01:22:02,557 --> 01:22:05,459 I felt like I was on, like, this buzz, like my lips were... 1654 01:22:05,627 --> 01:22:07,394 my lips were sticking to my teeth. (LAUGHS) 1655 01:22:07,461 --> 01:22:08,962 SOPHIE: I was sweating. I couldn't... No. 1656 01:22:09,129 --> 01:22:11,398 RUBY: No, shut up, honestly. You were incredible. 1657 01:22:11,666 --> 01:22:14,201 I mean, you'll get phone calls for your own show from this. 1658 01:22:14,401 --> 01:22:16,638 (MUMBLES) I'm telling you. You're beautiful. 1659 01:22:17,271 --> 01:22:18,673 Phone's gonna be ringing. Okay, madame. 1660 01:22:18,840 --> 01:22:20,274 ALPHONSE: (IN FRENCH) 1661 01:22:26,947 --> 01:22:28,215 (SOPHIE SPEAKING FRENCH) 1662 01:22:28,482 --> 01:22:30,150 JULIETTE: 1663 01:22:30,250 --> 01:22:31,385 JUNIOR: 1664 01:22:31,586 --> 01:22:32,953 JULIETTE: 1665 01:22:33,053 --> 01:22:36,558 (IN ENGLISH) So, Ruby, you're a Jag girl, huh? 1666 01:22:37,191 --> 01:22:38,626 I would have thought you'd drive, like, 1667 01:22:39,126 --> 01:22:41,261 an electric car to set a good example 1668 01:22:41,328 --> 01:22:43,197 for your legions of followers. 1669 01:22:43,531 --> 01:22:46,366 Well, not to throw my bestie, Elon, under the Hyperloop, 1670 01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:48,837 but some experts say that those batteries 1671 01:22:48,937 --> 01:22:50,170 are more toxic to the environment 1672 01:22:50,237 --> 01:22:51,438 than CO2 emissions. 1673 01:22:51,506 --> 01:22:53,474 Well, I think your experts are full of shit. 1674 01:22:53,641 --> 01:22:55,844 I think you're jealous I drive a collectible. 1675 01:22:55,944 --> 01:22:57,612 Well, you can collect... 1676 01:22:59,480 --> 01:23:00,280 Keep working on that. 1677 01:23:00,447 --> 01:23:02,049 Everyone! Attention, s'il vous plaît! 1678 01:23:02,216 --> 01:23:03,852 Ruby has a speech, everybody! 1679 01:23:03,952 --> 01:23:05,687 Gather 'round! Maybe there'll be a song. 1680 01:23:05,753 --> 01:23:07,321 (CHUCKLES) 1681 01:23:07,421 --> 01:23:10,925 Well, Sophie, it has been an epic two weeks. 1682 01:23:11,024 --> 01:23:12,025 Yeah. 1683 01:23:12,092 --> 01:23:13,595 RUBY: And in that time, I've seen you 1684 01:23:13,695 --> 01:23:17,297 explode out of your chrysalid like a fiery monarch. 1685 01:23:17,498 --> 01:23:18,633 (LAUGHS) 1686 01:23:18,733 --> 01:23:20,668 RUBY: So I wanted to take this opportunity, 1687 01:23:20,802 --> 01:23:23,237 in front of your entire family, 1688 01:23:24,171 --> 01:23:27,609 to offer you the executive chef position at the Château. 1689 01:23:27,742 --> 01:23:29,409 You won the job! (ALL CHEER) 1690 01:23:29,511 --> 01:23:30,745 (GASPS) 1691 01:23:30,845 --> 01:23:33,113 (IN FRENCH) 1692 01:23:33,581 --> 01:23:35,617 (SPEAKING FRENCH) Hey! 1693 01:23:35,717 --> 01:23:37,719 (IN ENGLISH) Surprise! 1694 01:23:38,485 --> 01:23:40,989 (IN FRENCH) 1695 01:23:41,188 --> 01:23:42,690 (IN ENGLISH) I want to make a speech, too. 1696 01:23:42,757 --> 01:23:44,291 I got a speech, too! 1697 01:23:44,759 --> 01:23:46,460 (GLASS CLINKS) 1698 01:23:50,130 --> 01:23:52,099 I got a... I got a speech, too, everybody. 1699 01:23:52,534 --> 01:23:54,134 Uh, thank you for your attention. 1700 01:23:54,234 --> 01:23:57,437 All just really beautiful. Babe, I love you so much. 1701 01:23:57,504 --> 01:23:58,907 And she's right, you're incredible. 1702 01:23:59,139 --> 01:24:00,742 You're incredible, and I love you. 1703 01:24:00,808 --> 01:24:01,943 And it's just to me, personally, 1704 01:24:02,175 --> 01:24:04,278 it's a shame that you're gonna be wasting your talents 1705 01:24:04,378 --> 01:24:06,714 on some poser chef's vanity project. 1706 01:24:06,814 --> 01:24:08,048 Gordon... GORDON: No. 1707 01:24:08,382 --> 01:24:09,751 I mean, that was a power move, 1708 01:24:09,817 --> 01:24:13,588 swooping in and saving the entire farm from bankruptcy. 1709 01:24:13,688 --> 01:24:15,990 I mean, hats off to you. 1710 01:24:16,256 --> 01:24:17,725 You gotta win over the dad, right? 1711 01:24:18,392 --> 01:24:19,192 That's enough. 1712 01:24:19,293 --> 01:24:21,261 Yeah, I agree with Alphonse. It's enough. 1713 01:24:21,361 --> 01:24:23,631 It's enough with the fucking restaurant and the lip line 1714 01:24:23,731 --> 01:24:26,166 and the fucking all this. I've had enough of it. 1715 01:24:26,466 --> 01:24:27,702 The girl who can't do wrong. 1716 01:24:27,869 --> 01:24:30,872 Whereas everyone thinks I'm the guy who kills fucking swans 1717 01:24:30,972 --> 01:24:32,172 and punches fathers in the face. 1718 01:24:32,339 --> 01:24:34,141 At this point, you probably all think I killed Mammie! 1719 01:24:34,374 --> 01:24:36,544 (ALL GASP) I didn't kill Mammie. I didn't kill Mammie. 1720 01:24:36,611 --> 01:24:38,680 (IN FRENCH) 1721 01:24:38,813 --> 01:24:40,615 (IN ENGLISH) I'm not going to the chicken house! 1722 01:24:40,748 --> 01:24:42,550 You shouldn't be living in a chicken house! 1723 01:24:43,383 --> 01:24:44,586 I bet you're really good in bed. 1724 01:24:44,686 --> 01:24:47,087 (GASPS) GORDON: Is she good in bed, baby? 1725 01:24:47,889 --> 01:24:49,057 Or do you need a refresher, 1726 01:24:49,156 --> 01:24:50,858 because I'm sure she'll give you one. 1727 01:24:51,091 --> 01:24:52,694 Someone should be using the waterbed. 1728 01:24:52,860 --> 01:24:53,995 (IN FRENCH) 1729 01:24:54,562 --> 01:24:56,531 (IN ENGLISH) What are you doing? 1730 01:25:00,702 --> 01:25:01,803 Fuck! 1731 01:25:02,670 --> 01:25:03,838 Sophie, wait, wait, wait! 1732 01:25:03,938 --> 01:25:05,673 What the hell is wrong with you? 1733 01:25:05,773 --> 01:25:07,675 I'm sorry, I was tryna be funny. Everyone was laughing. 1734 01:25:07,775 --> 01:25:09,911 I'm sorry. I'm sorry! SOPHIE: So I only got this job 1735 01:25:10,110 --> 01:25:11,746 because she wants to sleep with me? 1736 01:25:11,846 --> 01:25:12,714 Is that what you think? 1737 01:25:13,081 --> 01:25:16,216 Forget about all the hard work that I've put into this, right? 1738 01:25:17,085 --> 01:25:18,753 Well, admit there's a chance I'm right. 1739 01:25:20,054 --> 01:25:21,355 Did you ever want me to have this? 1740 01:25:21,421 --> 01:25:22,557 Do you want to have it? 1741 01:25:22,724 --> 01:25:24,726 Because we have a pretty fucking great life, 1742 01:25:24,792 --> 01:25:26,961 where you're cooking food that you love. 1743 01:25:27,061 --> 01:25:28,195 But I don't know, Sophie. 1744 01:25:28,362 --> 01:25:30,531 Maybe there aren't enough cameras around. 1745 01:25:32,066 --> 01:25:33,400 Okay, I'm sorry. 1746 01:25:34,134 --> 01:25:37,005 I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I have ambition. 1747 01:25:37,337 --> 01:25:39,040 I'm sorry that she believes in me. 1748 01:25:39,139 --> 01:25:41,375 Believes in you? She's in love with you! 1749 01:25:41,509 --> 01:25:42,977 Are you kidding me? How do you not see that? 1750 01:25:43,077 --> 01:25:44,211 You definitely see that, right? 1751 01:25:44,444 --> 01:25:47,048 And of course she is, because you're fucking perfect! 1752 01:25:47,515 --> 01:25:49,984 But I think you need to admit to yourself 1753 01:25:50,551 --> 01:25:52,754 that you're also still in love with her. 1754 01:25:54,555 --> 01:25:56,223 She did break your heart, right? 1755 01:25:56,658 --> 01:25:59,727 Yeah. Yeah, she broke my heart. 1756 01:26:00,628 --> 01:26:01,863 And then I left her. 1757 01:26:04,331 --> 01:26:05,700 And I found you. 1758 01:26:06,366 --> 01:26:08,201 And then, she came crawling back... 1759 01:26:09,003 --> 01:26:10,337 and you thought, 1760 01:26:10,437 --> 01:26:13,273 "Maybe I could sleep my way to a Michelin star." 1761 01:26:18,112 --> 01:26:19,647 I think you should go. 1762 01:26:22,750 --> 01:26:24,184 You heard her. 1763 01:26:29,857 --> 01:26:31,258 I did. 1764 01:26:43,538 --> 01:26:45,472 (CRIES) 1765 01:26:46,273 --> 01:26:50,578 ("SAN JUAN" BY DANIEL LANOIS PLAYING) 1766 01:26:55,449 --> 01:26:59,987 ♪ Make me see a whole new way ♪ 1767 01:27:01,221 --> 01:27:05,193 ♪ Make me see the new day ♪ 1768 01:27:05,292 --> 01:27:06,426 (MAN TALKING ON TV) 1769 01:27:06,561 --> 01:27:07,929 ♪ The new day, the new day ♪ 1770 01:27:08,196 --> 01:27:10,330 And remember, if you can't handle the heat, 1771 01:27:10,430 --> 01:27:11,599 throw on some oven mitts, 1772 01:27:11,699 --> 01:27:13,868 because everyone belongs in the kitchen. 1773 01:27:13,968 --> 01:27:15,235 Till next time! 1774 01:27:15,335 --> 01:27:20,307 ♪ Make me be a whole new way ♪ 1775 01:27:20,875 --> 01:27:21,876 Sophie... 1776 01:27:24,612 --> 01:27:25,880 (IN FRENCH) 1777 01:27:51,672 --> 01:27:54,341 ♪ Perfect skin, perfect skin ♪ 1778 01:27:55,910 --> 01:27:57,645 ♪ In San Juan ♪ 1779 01:27:58,112 --> 01:27:59,947 ♪ I don't wanna know ♪ 1780 01:28:00,648 --> 01:28:05,086 ♪ All the reasons why You gotta go ♪ 1781 01:28:05,520 --> 01:28:07,021 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1782 01:28:07,121 --> 01:28:09,489 ♪ In San Juan... ♪ 1783 01:28:15,495 --> 01:28:16,831 (IN ENGLISH) Hey! 1784 01:28:19,734 --> 01:28:21,736 Thank you so much, man. I really appreciate it. 1785 01:28:21,803 --> 01:28:23,938 I couldn't show my face after everything that happened. 1786 01:28:24,906 --> 01:28:25,907 JUNIOR: Here you go. 1787 01:28:26,174 --> 01:28:28,843 (IN FRENCH) 1788 01:28:29,076 --> 01:28:30,578 (IN ENGLISH) So humiliating. 1789 01:28:31,779 --> 01:28:33,247 Anyway, how is she? 1790 01:28:33,714 --> 01:28:35,348 She was gone before I woke up. 1791 01:28:35,482 --> 01:28:36,751 GORDON: Right. It's the big night, huh? 1792 01:28:36,851 --> 01:28:38,119 Forget about all that. Are you ready? 1793 01:28:38,186 --> 01:28:39,253 Are you ready to crush this test? 1794 01:28:39,520 --> 01:28:41,622 (SIGHS) I'm so nervous, I could piss my legs, you know. 1795 01:28:41,756 --> 01:28:44,258 "Piss my pants" is the expression, 1796 01:28:44,357 --> 01:28:45,626 but I doubt that's gonna come up. 1797 01:28:45,726 --> 01:28:46,894 Don't worry. 1798 01:28:48,062 --> 01:28:50,031 Thanks for believing in me, Gordon. 1799 01:28:52,166 --> 01:28:53,835 You're a good guy. 1800 01:28:56,170 --> 01:29:00,508 Go make me proud, okay? Kick ass. Do it for Van Damme. 1801 01:29:01,042 --> 01:29:02,342 JUNIOR: Yeah. 1802 01:29:06,280 --> 01:29:07,782 Hey... 1803 01:29:08,381 --> 01:29:09,817 She still loves you. 1804 01:29:12,954 --> 01:29:14,589 Good luck! 1805 01:29:21,696 --> 01:29:23,363 ("L'AMOUR L'AMOUR L'AMOUR" 1806 01:29:23,564 --> 01:29:25,432 BY BON ENTENDEUR AND MOULOUDJI PLAYING) 1807 01:29:30,838 --> 01:29:32,974 Can we have someone else come and bring these out? 1808 01:29:33,241 --> 01:29:35,009 (SPEAKS FRENCH) Right away! 1809 01:29:35,509 --> 01:29:37,410 WAITER: Voilà, chef. Merci! 1810 01:29:37,545 --> 01:29:42,149 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 1811 01:29:45,853 --> 01:29:48,723 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1812 01:29:53,794 --> 01:29:54,829 Ah! 1813 01:29:55,062 --> 01:29:56,664 (IN FRENCH) 1814 01:29:58,199 --> 01:29:59,533 Merci! Merci beaucoup! 1815 01:29:59,634 --> 01:30:01,535 VIP! (CHUCKLES) (CHUCKLES) 1816 01:30:06,439 --> 01:30:08,175 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1817 01:30:23,658 --> 01:30:24,992 (IN ENGLISH) Ah, cool. 1818 01:30:25,092 --> 01:30:27,460 (IN FRENCH) 1819 01:30:59,060 --> 01:31:01,494 Oh! (CHUCKLES) 1820 01:31:06,400 --> 01:31:08,002 (IN ENGLISH) I'm flying out on the red eye. 1821 01:31:08,102 --> 01:31:08,970 So, that's it? 1822 01:31:09,370 --> 01:31:11,439 GORDON: What do you mean? Have you not been listening? 1823 01:31:11,539 --> 01:31:13,841 It's over. I lost. 1824 01:31:14,474 --> 01:31:16,344 Honey, I love you. 1825 01:31:17,011 --> 01:31:19,046 But you've played it safe way too long. 1826 01:31:19,714 --> 01:31:21,716 You've never left this neighborhood. I mean, 1827 01:31:22,049 --> 01:31:24,318 you teach at the high school that you went to. 1828 01:31:24,385 --> 01:31:26,087 And that's a little bit my fault. 1829 01:31:26,587 --> 01:31:27,688 When your mother passed away, 1830 01:31:27,855 --> 01:31:29,824 I did everything I could to protect you, and I... 1831 01:31:31,726 --> 01:31:33,527 I think I turned you into a bit of a pussy. 1832 01:31:33,894 --> 01:31:35,296 Are you trying to be helpful? 1833 01:31:35,396 --> 01:31:37,198 She's a fighter, Gordon! 1834 01:31:37,298 --> 01:31:38,299 It runs in her family. 1835 01:31:38,733 --> 01:31:41,569 So, fight back and show her you're not down for the count. 1836 01:31:41,669 --> 01:31:43,237 That's what marriage is! 1837 01:31:44,138 --> 01:31:45,339 If you get on that plane, son, 1838 01:31:45,439 --> 01:31:46,574 you'll be giving up the greatest thing 1839 01:31:46,674 --> 01:31:47,742 that's ever happened to you. 1840 01:31:47,908 --> 01:31:50,277 And as much as I'd love to keep you close, 1841 01:31:50,811 --> 01:31:53,214 I'd rather have you living happily in another country 1842 01:31:53,314 --> 01:31:55,116 than be miserable in Brooklyn. 1843 01:31:55,416 --> 01:31:56,650 Also, for Christ's sakes, 1844 01:31:56,717 --> 01:31:59,286 would you get me a goddamn Canadian passport? 1845 01:31:59,387 --> 01:32:01,088 I can't just show up, Dad, okay? 1846 01:32:01,155 --> 01:32:02,957 This is the biggest night of her life. 1847 01:32:03,024 --> 01:32:05,593 I'm the last person in the world she wants to see. 1848 01:32:06,394 --> 01:32:07,461 I'm gonna make an ass of myself. 1849 01:32:07,528 --> 01:32:10,064 That's exactly what you have to do! 1850 01:32:15,036 --> 01:32:16,170 Holy shit, you're right! 1851 01:32:16,670 --> 01:32:20,608 (INSPIRING MUSIC PLAYING) 1852 01:32:31,118 --> 01:32:33,120 (ALL CHEERS) 1853 01:32:36,490 --> 01:32:39,160 GINETTE: Wow! (IN FRENCH) 1854 01:32:46,267 --> 01:32:47,601 (EXCLAIMS) 1855 01:32:48,269 --> 01:32:50,671 (IN FRENCH) 1856 01:32:50,805 --> 01:32:51,939 Oh! 1857 01:32:52,273 --> 01:32:54,742 (IN ENGLISH) Pretty effin delish, am I right? 1858 01:32:55,276 --> 01:32:57,211 (IN FRENCH) 1859 01:32:59,914 --> 01:33:02,650 Oh! Don't forget to eat the plates. 1860 01:33:02,783 --> 01:33:05,319 They're made entirely out of compressed crab. 1861 01:33:05,886 --> 01:33:10,057 Oh! So good! Okay, bon appétit! (CHUCKLES) 1862 01:33:10,124 --> 01:33:11,659 (IN FRENCH) 1863 01:33:16,097 --> 01:33:17,164 No. 1864 01:33:21,168 --> 01:33:24,805 (WIND WHISTLNG) 1865 01:33:25,139 --> 01:33:26,841 (CHUCKLES) 1866 01:33:29,910 --> 01:33:31,278 (IN ENGLISH) Hey, hey! I'm so sorry. 1867 01:33:31,378 --> 01:33:32,947 Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh! 1868 01:33:33,047 --> 01:33:35,716 I've never done this in my life before, I swear. I-I... 1869 01:33:35,850 --> 01:33:38,619 I need to, um... I don't know how to say it en français. 1870 01:33:39,353 --> 01:33:40,888 Uh, I need to... 1871 01:33:41,355 --> 01:33:43,224 (IN FRENCH) 1872 01:33:45,993 --> 01:33:47,795 (IN ENGLISH) Are you on the list? I am on the list. 1873 01:33:47,862 --> 01:33:49,463 HOST: Yeah? Well, I was on the list. 1874 01:33:49,531 --> 01:33:51,065 It's been a pretty crazy 24 hours, 1875 01:33:51,165 --> 01:33:52,800 and I don't know if I'm still on the list. 1876 01:33:52,900 --> 01:33:55,736 It really depends on when the list was created and edited. 1877 01:33:55,803 --> 01:33:58,072 So, if you look, it's Gordon Kinski. 1878 01:33:58,372 --> 01:34:00,509 Kin... With a K? GORDON: Yeah. 1879 01:34:00,609 --> 01:34:02,544 Kinski. No, you're not. 1880 01:34:03,110 --> 01:34:05,646 But I hear Cirque du Soleil is hiring right now. 1881 01:34:05,746 --> 01:34:07,848 Can I just talk to you mano a mano for just one second? 1882 01:34:08,082 --> 01:34:09,416 This is one of those times in life 1883 01:34:09,518 --> 01:34:11,485 where you can really step up and do the right thing, 1884 01:34:11,553 --> 01:34:16,223 because my future, my happiness, my true love is in there, 1885 01:34:16,724 --> 01:34:18,359 and I need your help to make things right. 1886 01:34:18,459 --> 01:34:19,561 There's a fork in the road. 1887 01:34:19,793 --> 01:34:23,063 It's all in your tiny, beautiful little manicured hands. 1888 01:34:24,031 --> 01:34:27,701 What do you say? Please, I'm begging you, let me in. 1889 01:34:28,637 --> 01:34:30,871 (GRUNTS) 1890 01:34:32,406 --> 01:34:34,341 (GRUNTS) 1891 01:34:37,646 --> 01:34:38,879 (HORSE SNORTS) 1892 01:34:39,914 --> 01:34:41,982 GORDON: Hey, I'm just storming the castle. 1893 01:34:42,617 --> 01:34:43,652 How's your night going? 1894 01:34:44,084 --> 01:34:45,686 ("LAISSE UNE CHANCE À NOTRE AMOUR" 1895 01:34:45,753 --> 01:34:47,688 BY CLAUDE FRANÇOIS PLAYING) 1896 01:34:52,259 --> 01:34:53,894 Soph. Hey. 1897 01:34:53,994 --> 01:34:55,362 RUBY: You know, I just wanna say, I'm sorry 1898 01:34:55,429 --> 01:34:57,464 about everything Gordon has put you through. 1899 01:34:57,898 --> 01:34:59,700 You're handling yourself like a true pro. 1900 01:35:00,100 --> 01:35:03,771 Thanks. It's a little overwhelming, but... 1901 01:35:04,104 --> 01:35:06,941 With great success comes a ton of jealousy. 1902 01:35:07,374 --> 01:35:08,275 Believe me, I know. 1903 01:35:08,342 --> 01:35:10,277 But the sooner you cut those toxic people 1904 01:35:10,344 --> 01:35:12,913 out of your life, the higher you can fly. 1905 01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:20,387 (IN FRENCH) 1906 01:35:22,022 --> 01:35:23,090 ALPHONSE: Gordon. Alphonse. 1907 01:35:23,290 --> 01:35:24,659 (IN ENGLISH) You got a lot of nerve coming here. 1908 01:35:24,792 --> 01:35:27,194 You're right. Last night I was a complete asshole. 1909 01:35:27,261 --> 01:35:29,763 I'm so sorry. I was totally drunk 1910 01:35:29,897 --> 01:35:32,199 and insecure. I'm not making excuses. 1911 01:35:32,366 --> 01:35:36,403 I... I take full responsibility. But I love your daughter, 1912 01:35:36,937 --> 01:35:38,540 and I'm not giving up that easily. 1913 01:35:39,139 --> 01:35:41,175 I want to ask you for her hand in marriage. 1914 01:35:41,809 --> 01:35:43,410 We're magic together. 1915 01:35:44,211 --> 01:35:46,514 And I don't just mean in the kitchen. 1916 01:35:54,822 --> 01:35:55,923 (IN FRENCH) 1917 01:35:56,357 --> 01:35:59,093 (IN ENGLISH) Why pretend? We both want this. 1918 01:35:59,460 --> 01:36:00,794 Oh, my God! 1919 01:36:00,995 --> 01:36:03,430 You are the last person I would ever want to be with. 1920 01:36:04,431 --> 01:36:05,799 Things change. 1921 01:36:07,268 --> 01:36:08,502 Sometimes, for the best. 1922 01:36:08,836 --> 01:36:11,005 Don't you know how much I've done for you? 1923 01:36:11,272 --> 01:36:12,773 You called me, okay? 1924 01:36:12,873 --> 01:36:15,276 So don't act like you're some kind of savior here. 1925 01:36:15,376 --> 01:36:16,443 (SCOFFS) Okay, I'm sorry, 1926 01:36:16,511 --> 01:36:20,014 but who saved your shitty family farm from bankruptcy? 1927 01:36:20,914 --> 01:36:22,783 She deserves to be happy. 1928 01:36:25,219 --> 01:36:26,487 Yeah. 1929 01:36:30,057 --> 01:36:32,059 I'm sorry I killed your swan. 1930 01:36:37,565 --> 01:36:39,500 I want you to remember this moment. 1931 01:36:40,100 --> 01:36:41,536 When you could have been something, 1932 01:36:41,603 --> 01:36:44,371 but you threw it all away and went back to being nothing. 1933 01:36:45,005 --> 01:36:48,475 'Cause that's what you are without me. You're nothing. 1934 01:36:50,444 --> 01:36:52,413 And I want you to remember this moment... 1935 01:36:53,648 --> 01:36:55,550 when I broke your perfect little nose. 1936 01:36:56,183 --> 01:36:57,284 (GRUNTS) 1937 01:36:58,385 --> 01:36:59,486 What the fuck? 1938 01:37:00,588 --> 01:37:04,425 Oh, not the face! Malcolm! 1939 01:37:05,459 --> 01:37:06,561 Hey, hey, hey! 1940 01:37:07,194 --> 01:37:08,596 (IN FRENCH) 1941 01:37:17,539 --> 01:37:18,906 Huh? Yes. 1942 01:37:27,114 --> 01:37:30,184 (SPEAKS FRENCH) Guys... (PANTS) 1943 01:37:30,417 --> 01:37:31,919 (IN FRENCH) 1944 01:37:35,222 --> 01:37:36,256 SOPHIE: 1945 01:37:54,041 --> 01:37:55,543 (IN ENGLISH) You want me out of here, Ruby? 1946 01:37:55,677 --> 01:37:57,211 I'm out of here. 1947 01:37:58,245 --> 01:38:00,481 As soon as I figure out how to drive manual. 1948 01:38:00,648 --> 01:38:03,083 (IN FRENCH) 1949 01:38:06,987 --> 01:38:08,590 (IN ENGLISH) Okay, here we go. Here we go! 1950 01:38:09,624 --> 01:38:11,325 PASSERBY: Hey! GORDON: Sorry! 1951 01:38:13,460 --> 01:38:14,763 (IN FRENCH) 1952 01:38:15,195 --> 01:38:16,865 (IN ENGLISH) Come on! 1953 01:38:17,131 --> 01:38:18,499 SOPHIE: (IN FRENCH) 1954 01:38:25,439 --> 01:38:27,408 Gordon! 1955 01:38:30,512 --> 01:38:31,912 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 1956 01:38:32,312 --> 01:38:33,313 JUNIOR: 1957 01:38:34,915 --> 01:38:36,584 Hey, allô! 1958 01:38:43,792 --> 01:38:44,992 (CHUCKLES) 1959 01:39:00,374 --> 01:39:01,543 Okay. 1960 01:39:03,444 --> 01:39:06,079 (IN ENGLISH) Ease it out. Ease it out. Come on! 1961 01:39:06,915 --> 01:39:08,683 In second gear. 1962 01:39:09,183 --> 01:39:12,319 You know what, I do need to... Clutch down. 1963 01:39:12,419 --> 01:39:15,389 Where are you, two? Is that it? 1964 01:39:15,489 --> 01:39:17,725 (IN FRENCH) 1965 01:39:20,728 --> 01:39:22,664 Oh! Merci. 1966 01:39:37,779 --> 01:39:40,548 (SIREN WAILS) SOPHIE: 1967 01:39:41,683 --> 01:39:44,151 (IN ENGLISH) No, no, no! I'm just borrowing it, sir! 1968 01:39:45,653 --> 01:39:47,087 Oh, shit! 1969 01:39:48,723 --> 01:39:50,290 (IN FRENCH) 1970 01:39:51,992 --> 01:39:55,028 (IN ENGLISH) Yes! I am the best at car chases! 1971 01:39:55,930 --> 01:39:57,397 (IN FRENCH) 1972 01:39:58,432 --> 01:39:59,734 (IN ENGLISH) A lot of grinding... 1973 01:40:01,836 --> 01:40:03,237 (SIREN WAILS) 1974 01:40:03,337 --> 01:40:05,005 Clutch down. 1975 01:40:06,173 --> 01:40:07,709 Yeah, second gear, yes! 1976 01:40:07,809 --> 01:40:10,043 Yes! Yes! 1977 01:40:10,745 --> 01:40:13,748 Yes! No, no, no! 1978 01:40:14,047 --> 01:40:17,519 (SCREAMS) Shit! 1979 01:40:17,719 --> 01:40:19,119 (IN FRENCH) 1980 01:40:19,654 --> 01:40:21,021 (GASPS) 1981 01:40:26,895 --> 01:40:29,463 (BEEPS) 1982 01:40:37,070 --> 01:40:38,505 SOPHIE: (IN ENGLISH) Hey! 1983 01:40:39,039 --> 01:40:40,274 Hey, sweetie! 1984 01:40:40,474 --> 01:40:43,243 I had the most horrible dream, babe. 1985 01:40:43,578 --> 01:40:45,412 I saw you kiss Ruby... 1986 01:40:46,881 --> 01:40:49,684 and then I drove her car into a building. 1987 01:40:50,652 --> 01:40:51,753 That all happened. 1988 01:40:52,754 --> 01:40:54,923 But she kissed me, and I punched her in the face. 1989 01:40:55,188 --> 01:40:56,925 Really? Yeah. 1990 01:40:57,424 --> 01:40:59,761 Oh! That makes me so happy. 1991 01:40:59,861 --> 01:41:01,563 (CHUCKLES) 1992 01:41:01,829 --> 01:41:03,130 What about your job? 1993 01:41:03,463 --> 01:41:04,464 I quit. 1994 01:41:04,866 --> 01:41:06,333 Really? SOPHIE: Yeah. 1995 01:41:07,001 --> 01:41:09,503 I'm sorry. I'm not. 1996 01:41:12,907 --> 01:41:15,108 There's something I wanted to ask you. 1997 01:41:21,816 --> 01:41:23,051 Will you marry me? 1998 01:41:23,417 --> 01:41:26,386 Where did you get that? When the nurses cut your pantaloons off, 1999 01:41:26,453 --> 01:41:27,989 they found it in your pocket. 2000 01:41:28,188 --> 01:41:30,190 They destroyed my pantaloons? 2001 01:41:30,792 --> 01:41:31,993 They did. 2002 01:41:32,092 --> 01:41:33,628 They were rented. 2003 01:41:34,494 --> 01:41:37,230 But, babe, I wanted to ask your father's permission first. 2004 01:41:37,331 --> 01:41:38,533 It's important to me. 2005 01:41:39,366 --> 01:41:42,670 (ALPHONSE CLEARS THROAT) Alphonse? 2006 01:41:43,337 --> 01:41:44,772 You have my blessing. 2007 01:41:45,873 --> 01:41:47,307 Welcome to the family, Gordie! 2008 01:41:47,642 --> 01:41:49,142 (IN FRENCH) 2009 01:41:51,846 --> 01:41:52,880 (IN ENGLISH) So? 2010 01:41:53,548 --> 01:41:54,414 (IN FRENCH) 2011 01:41:54,481 --> 01:41:55,817 (IN ENGLISH) I love you so much. 2012 01:41:55,883 --> 01:41:58,251 (IN FRENCH) (CHUCKLES) 2013 01:41:58,586 --> 01:42:01,656 (IN ENGLISH) Give me your beautiful finger. SOPHIE: Oh, my God! 2014 01:42:03,725 --> 01:42:04,792 (IN FRENCH) 2015 01:42:04,959 --> 01:42:07,662 (IN ENGLISH) Ah, baby, my ribs are... Careful, okay. 2016 01:42:07,762 --> 01:42:08,896 Ah! Ow! 2017 01:42:08,997 --> 01:42:11,198 Oh, babe! Ow! Ow! 2018 01:42:16,604 --> 01:42:18,606 As Cassius famously said to Brutus: 2019 01:42:18,706 --> 01:42:21,542 "It is not in the stars to hold our destiny... 2020 01:42:22,309 --> 01:42:23,811 but in ourselves." 2021 01:42:24,912 --> 01:42:25,980 That's not gonna be on the test. 2022 01:42:26,114 --> 01:42:27,180 It's just a quote I really like. 2023 01:42:27,280 --> 01:42:28,315 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 2024 01:42:28,415 --> 01:42:30,350 Remember, oral exams are Tuesday. 2025 01:42:30,450 --> 01:42:32,219 One minute each! ROBERT: Don't worry. 2026 01:42:32,352 --> 01:42:34,321 When I oral, it's always at least one minute. 2027 01:42:34,454 --> 01:42:36,858 Double-entendre from Robert, everybody. 2028 01:42:37,025 --> 01:42:38,458 (IN FRENCH) 2029 01:42:38,960 --> 01:42:44,398 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 2030 01:42:51,039 --> 01:42:52,840 Alphonse! Hey, Gordie! 2031 01:42:52,907 --> 01:42:54,241 GORDON: (IN FRENCH) 2032 01:42:57,011 --> 01:42:58,846 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2033 01:43:02,083 --> 01:43:03,718 Allô! (CHUCKLES) 2034 01:43:04,484 --> 01:43:05,720 Hey! 2035 01:43:10,290 --> 01:43:11,659 (IN ENGLISH) So, can you grab these? 2036 01:43:11,793 --> 01:43:13,493 (IN FRENCH) Merci. 2037 01:43:14,762 --> 01:43:16,296 Hey, everybody! 2038 01:43:16,363 --> 01:43:17,999 (ALL EXCLAIM) 2039 01:43:18,298 --> 01:43:19,466 (IN FRENCH) 2040 01:43:19,534 --> 01:43:20,968 (IN ENGLISH) Amazing! Oh! 2041 01:43:21,301 --> 01:43:23,738 (IN FRENCH) 2042 01:43:24,172 --> 01:43:27,775 So, Junior, you're a cop, huh? Yes, sir! 2043 01:43:27,975 --> 01:43:29,177 You ever shot anyone? 2044 01:43:29,276 --> 01:43:30,611 Uh, no. 2045 01:43:30,712 --> 01:43:33,447 But my girlfriend and I, we tased a bike thief yesterday. 2046 01:43:33,681 --> 01:43:35,482 COP: (IN FRENCH) 2047 01:43:37,284 --> 01:43:38,619 (IN ENGLISH) I'm the one who saw him first. 2048 01:43:38,686 --> 01:43:40,688 I could have tased him. I don't give a rat's ass, 2049 01:43:40,788 --> 01:43:43,390 as long as someone was tased and justice was served. 2050 01:43:43,524 --> 01:43:44,659 Dad, can you watch your language? 2051 01:43:44,726 --> 01:43:46,460 There's a toddler here. Oh, sorry. 2052 01:43:46,661 --> 01:43:48,428 (IN FRENCH) 2053 01:43:48,495 --> 01:43:49,831 (IN ENGLISH) Oh, by the way, Peter, 2054 01:43:49,931 --> 01:43:52,567 I loved your Widow's Hammock. 2055 01:43:52,967 --> 01:43:54,468 My goodness! Thank you, Ginette. 2056 01:43:54,936 --> 01:43:57,705 I hope I'm not overstepping. But he will, watch. 2057 01:43:58,072 --> 01:44:00,307 PETER: But would you consider being the cover model 2058 01:44:00,373 --> 01:44:01,642 for my next book? 2059 01:44:01,909 --> 01:44:04,478 (IN FRENCH) 2060 01:44:04,645 --> 01:44:05,980 Cover model! GINETTE: Yes. 2061 01:44:06,080 --> 01:44:08,649 (CHUCKLES) You wanna take it easy there, l'anglais. 2062 01:44:08,850 --> 01:44:13,054 (ALL LAUGH) 2063 01:44:13,353 --> 01:44:14,956 JUNIOR: (IN FRENCH) 2064 01:44:17,558 --> 01:44:19,359 (IN ENGLISH) She'd be so happy. 2065 01:44:20,228 --> 01:44:21,361 GORDON: You know, I never told you, 2066 01:44:21,562 --> 01:44:23,998 I have a pretty funny story about her and the ring. 2067 01:44:24,264 --> 01:44:26,200 SOPHIE: You do? Really? 2068 01:44:26,567 --> 01:44:29,203 No, it wasn't actually that funny. 2069 01:44:29,302 --> 01:44:30,538 It was pretty traumatic, so never mind. 2070 01:44:30,671 --> 01:44:31,873 SOPHIE: What? (IN FRENCH) 2071 01:44:31,939 --> 01:44:33,406 Ben, yes. No. 2072 01:44:34,474 --> 01:44:35,710 (IN ENGLISH) What story about my mother? 2073 01:44:35,810 --> 01:44:37,310 (IN FRENCH) 2074 01:44:38,478 --> 01:44:40,648 (IN ENGLISH) There will be no chou-fleur until you tell us. 2075 01:44:40,748 --> 01:44:41,582 No, jamais. 2076 01:44:41,682 --> 01:44:43,818 How about a toast to change the subject? 2077 01:44:44,051 --> 01:44:45,119 (IN FRENCH) 2078 01:44:45,219 --> 01:44:47,655 (ALL CHEERS) 2079 01:44:47,789 --> 01:44:50,091 (IN ENGLISH) It's "Familla"? Famille. 2080 01:44:50,158 --> 01:44:51,692 À la familla. Famille. 2081 01:44:51,793 --> 01:44:53,694 À la famille. À la famille! 2082 01:44:53,961 --> 01:44:57,497 ("LE DÉBUT D'UN TEMPS NOUVEAU" BY RENÉE CLAUDE PLAYING) 154523

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