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We have to stop meeting like this.
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- This is our third morning coffee date in a row.
- I know.
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- It's gotta stop.
- It's like the secret life of carpoolers.
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Honestly, the food's better
here than at my place right now.
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Unless you like hamburger helper.
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That's all Coop eats right now.
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I'm more of a fish sticks guy myself.
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Well, I wish I could get
Paige to eat fish sticks.
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We had this massive showdown last week.
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She declared herself a vegan.
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I said, "no, no, no."
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I negotiated her back up
to a vegetarian. So she's,
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uh, 12 going on junior at Berkeley.
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Yes. It's not that I don't
support her moral choice.
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I just... I don't know what to feed her.
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The latest battle... she, uh...
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- she wants a tattoo.
- What?
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- She wants a tattoo.
- She's 12.
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- Yes.
- The... oh, my goodness.
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And Paige's thing... she's just...
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she's always pitting me
and Joe against each other.
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- It's driving me nuts.
- Oh, yeah. My ex and I
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we had to nip that in the bud.
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It's called, uh, the circle of trust.
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And I... I know it sounds very 1960s,
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but every drop-off and pickup,
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we have a family chat
about where everybody's at.
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You know, it works. It's
all about, uh, transparency.
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Transparency. Wow.
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Where have you been all my life?
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Well, maybe it's good we're meeting now.
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What are you doing tonight?
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Your kids are with their dad.
My kids are with their mom.
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- I'll bring the fish sticks.
- I'm sorry.
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I... I invited my
sister Kitty for dinner,
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and her husband.
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- Another time.
- But you should come, please.
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- Okay.
- Except my mother is gonna be there.
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And I work with my uncle Saul.
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He got wind of it, so he's coming.
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And my brother Kevin is
bringing his husband Scotty
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once they knock up the surrogate.
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Uh, it's a big family dinner.
It sounds like fun to me.
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It's not too late to say no.
It's a hell of a lot of Walker.
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I'm a big boy. I can
take care of myself.
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I bet you can.
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We had to do this on a Saturday?
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I mean, isn't this
just a little bit early
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in the election cycle to
be having this meeting?
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Actually, they've been trying
to talk to you for a while.
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We're only ten months
out from reelection,
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which means you need to start doing
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- at least four fund-raisers a
week, every week. - Oh, come on, Joe.
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I don't even have a
challenger in the primary.
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Senator, I've been raising
money for you for a lot of years.
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You just... you never know
who's coming up from behind you.
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You know the game. The game.
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Robert, it's not that bad.
We can make our monthly quotas
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with an event at 500 bucks a ticket.
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Why don't they just
put me in the dump tank
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- and have 'em throw beanbags at me?
- Look,
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kid around all you want,
but we're not liking
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how the opposition looks in November.
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Yeah, they've got some strong guys,
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but at the end of the day, the
liberals are gonna fade away
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- and they're gonna run Velasquez.
- And that's why
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we're thinking, make a
move with Hispanics now
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while it's still early.
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Get your hands in their
pockets before the Democrats
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- start making 'em cry over immigration.
- You guys are unbelievable.
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Look, I have my feelers
out to this, uh... Shakira.
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Outdoor concert... you rent
a couple of porta-potties,
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and bingo... you pull in
a couple hundred grand,
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and you'll look golden
with the Mexicans.
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Okay, first of all,
Shakira is from Colombia.
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And before we go pandering
to Mexican-Americans
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or anybody else... it's not how
I want to deliver my message.
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And it's definitely not
how I want to spend my time
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in the senate. But, uh, you're
still gonna need to get the money
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to get the message out there,
however you want to do it.
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Okay, enough. Listen,
let's table this discussion
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before I say something
you're not gonna want to hear.
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Robert, y... you own
this seat. It's just...
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we just have to look ahead.
That's all I'm saying.
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Joe, nobody owns a senate seat. Okay?
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All right. I'll talk to you this week.
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I'll let you go back
to it. But next week.
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Thanks, Joe.
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Aren't you supposed to be
at the fertility clinic?
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Yeah.
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Go. Go... make a baby.
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Will you please come over here?
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I can't see you back there.
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I'm sorry. I was just
trying to be respectful
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of your, um, you know, lady parts.
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"Lady parts"? Is he joking?
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No. If we become parents,
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you will say "penis" and "vagina,"
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not "licorice" and "lady parts."
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- Hey, mom.
- Look, I just wanted to tell you,
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I'm thinking about you
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and I'm sending you very strong vibes.
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Oh. I think it's a little weird
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to have your mom in the
room during conception.
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- Hey, guys.
- Uh, the doctor's here. Bye.
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Ooh, he's very nervous.
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Mom, I can't find your bundt pan.
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- Do you still have it?
- It's right there.
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Right in front of your face,
right next to the jell-o mold.
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- Got it.
- You're making a bundt cake?
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Mm-hmm. And drunken pork.
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Ooh. Drunken pork and a bundt cake.
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You know what? You don't have to come.
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If you want to change your
mind, that's absolutely fine.
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No, no. I want to meet this guy.
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I have never seen you
so totally... aflutter.
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Oh, come on. I'm not aflutter.
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Just, um... optimistic.
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Optimistic is what the weatherman is.
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- No, you're aflutter. Admit it.
- Okay, I admit it.
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I admit it. I am. I'm aflutter.
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Mom, this guy's incredible.
He wakes up in the morning,
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and he actually leaves the house.
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He is sharp. He's organized.
He runs his own business.
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He understands what it's
like to be a single parent.
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- He's a grown-up.
- Yeah, in other words,
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he's everything Luc wasn't.
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Oh, don't stop there.
What about my ex-husband?
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This is a sea change for me.
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- Well, I can't wait to meet him.
- Okay, I gotta get going.
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I got a hundred things to pick up,
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and I still have to stop by at Ojai.
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- Ojai? Why? It's Saturday.
- Oh, God, mom. Uncle Saul...
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He filed the quarterly taxes
before he did the payroll taxes,
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which leaves us wide open to an audit.
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- I gotta go fix it up.
- Well, ask Saul to do it.
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Yeah.
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The thing is, uncle Saul's
been so cranky lately.
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It's better I do it myself.
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I hope he's all right. I
haven't spoken to him in weeks,
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which is strange in itself.
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Mom, I am actually a
little worried about him.
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He's been at Ojai so long.
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He might just be burnt out.
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Well, look, you're busy. I'll do it.
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- What, talk to Saul?
- Well, I'll do that later.
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First I'll go to Ojai,
refile your 1120 form
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and fix your taxes.
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Listen to you. "Refile the 1120 form."
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You know what? In the old days of Ojai,
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bookkeeping was a one-woman show...
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would you please just let me handle it?
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Okay. Go for it.
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- Thank you.
- No, thank you.
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No, thank you.
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Remember the first
time we went to D.C....
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that wingding for college Republicans?
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Yes, and we thought it
was a Halloween party...
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and I wore a bunny suit.
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- And I dressed as a stripper.
- And the only
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reason you got a job in the White House
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- was because of that G-string.
- Hey.
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Hey. If you got it, flaunt it.
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Okay. I need a little intel.
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What's your husband meaning to do?
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Primary's coming right up,
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and he has not announced for reelection.
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- America needs to know.
- I wish I knew myself.
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Well, join the club.
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Nobody can say boo until he decides.
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I have got players stacked
up from here to San Francisco
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- just waiting on him.
- Who are we talking about?
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Diaz, Barry Dececco
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and, oh, you know Hargrove?
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Kinky Bob?
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Yeah. You can't put him over.
He's got stuff on the Internet.
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His wife did take him back.
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Well...
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What about Holtzman in the 54th?
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I hear that he's on his way out.
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Yeah, he is flopping like
a catfish on dry land.
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I could probably get somebody in there.
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Really?
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Well, who's... who's interested?
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A lot of people. Why?
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Oh, no. No. Um, I'm just curious.
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No reason.
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No reason?
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Kitty McCallister...
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It's you. Shh.
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Shh, shh, shh. Oh, my...
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No, shh, shh. Oh.
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No, no. I... I don't know
yet. It's complicated.
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I have a baby. My
marriage is going great.
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I just... I don't know
why I just said that.
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Ooh, you would kill in the 54th.
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Your cancer... we don't even
have to focus group that.
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- Women love you.
- No, I do not want to run on lymphoma.
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I want to run on what I
can do for other people,
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not on what happened to me,
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if... if I even decide to do it.
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I... hey.
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I don't want to hear "if."
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Kitty McCallister for
congress in California's 54th.
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What took you so long?
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Surprise.
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Hey.
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It's your loving, supportive
wife bringing you lunch.
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What's that?
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Oh, well, it's Saturday.
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You had a meeting with Joe Corvus.
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You know, if I had a
meeting with Joe Corvus,
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I think that I would be drinking vodka.
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So what did he have for
you, meet and greets?
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- You don't want to know.
- Honey, you know what?
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Nobody wants to raise money,
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but, you know, primary
season is revving up.
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And every dirt bag and money-grubber
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comes marching right
out of the woodwork.
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It does seem to get worse every year.
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Now it's to the point
where you get elected
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to go to work for the
people who sent you there,
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and instead, you gotta turn right around
and go to work on getting elect again.
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Yeah, well, it isn't a perfect system,
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- but it is the one we have.
- And the endless gridlock...
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Now look, I brought you
turkey on rye with spicy...
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and the name taking and
score keeping, and I...
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look, I don't have anything
against the people who do it,
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I just don't want to
work that way, you know?
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I... I want to... I want
to do something real.
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I want to be able to
point to something and say,
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- "see that? I did that."
- Well, there are
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tons of things that you can point to...
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I mean, what if you, Evan
and I started a foundation,
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and... and we went to
Africa and we brought water
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- and we brought doctors to people who needed it?
- Yeah,
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of course. I mean,
that would be wonderful.
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- But... but maybe someday, we... we...
- And... and... and when? When?
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I mean, here comes another election.
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And I'm running and I'm running
and... and where am I going?
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I mean, in the last four
years, I've run for president,
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- I've run for governor.
- I know, but you're a senator.
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Okay, you love being a senator.
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I love the work. I
hate the crap around it.
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Are you... saying that
you don't want to run?
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I'm saying that I don't
want to play the game.
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You're saying that
you don't want to run.
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I'm saying I don't want to run.
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I'm done. I'm done running for office.
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I...
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We're done running for office.
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Wow. Okay. Okay. We're done.
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We're done running for office.
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Now I know you're wondering
whether my wife's health
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had anything to do with this decision.
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And the answer is, yes,
and so did my heart attack.
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Through both crises, I
learned not to be more careful
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but to be more bold,
to take more chances...
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Because this is the
only life that we get.
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But let me be clear.
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Although I won't be running
for reelection in November,
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I remain committed to
serving all Californians
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as their senator for
the remainder of my term,
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and then after that, as
an engaged private citizen.
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Senator! Senator! Will
you be endorsing anyone
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- in the Republican primary, senator?
- I think
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I'm gonna wait and see
who jumps into the pool
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- before I... I get into that.
- Is there any
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truth to the rumors
that Mrs. McCallister
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was thinking of running
for congress in the 54th?
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I'm... I'm sorry?
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Word on the street is
that she's interested.
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Well, why don't we
let Kitty answer that?
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Uh, w... well...
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Well, uh, no, no. I-I actually
haven't heard that rumor.
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H... have you?
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No. No.
- No, you're sorry.
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You're, uh, you're on
your own with that one.
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Yes, but it's a good try, Steve.
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- Yes. Senator.
- What's next, senator?
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Any specific plans for after next year?
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Why'd I drink so much water?
283
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Well... a full bladder
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makes your uterus easy
to see with the sonogram.
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Is it gonna hurt?
286
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Actually...
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It's done.
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Two embryos.
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Oh, wow. Really?
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Talk about premature ejaculation.
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Now, Michelle, I need you to stay still
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and lie here for an hour.
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After that, it's 36 hours of bed rest.
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- My friend Sam's gonna help me.
- Uh, what friend Sam?
295
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She has a friend named
Sam. What's the problem?
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No problem. No Sam. We're
gonna take care of her.
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She's not gonna move. We're
not taking any chances.
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You do know that with in
vitro, you need to abstain
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from sexual activity for up to week 16?
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16?
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No, I did not know that.
302
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Oh, well, now you do.
303
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Maybe you guys should abstain
for 16 weeks in solidarity.
304
00:12:31,933 --> 00:12:34,685
You're really bustin' out
the big guns for this guy.
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Yeah, are you sure you shouldn't save
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the bundt cake for, like,
maybe later in the relationship?
307
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Oh, I've got plenty of hot recipes
308
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- where that one came from.
- Oh, my goodness.
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You really like this guy. This is great.
310
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No, I just like how
easy he makes everything.
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You know, I have had so much
drama in my romantic life,
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and I've realized that relationships
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- do not have to be like that.
- Really? Who knew?
314
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- Hey.
- So this guy...
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For me, for where I am at right now...
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He's kind of perfect.
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Perfect?
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Oh, it's Scotty.
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Hey. Are you, uh, are
you knocked up yet?
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Ah, well, keep your fingers crossed.
321
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We just need to elevate her
feet so the salmon can swim
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- upstream.
- Okay, so I'm just gonna put you on speaker
323
00:13:18,267 --> 00:13:22,004
- so I'm not the only one grossed out. Hold on, buddy.
- Hi, guys.
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Hey. Hi.
325
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Hi, total strangers who know
way too much about my business.
326
00:13:27,610 --> 00:13:29,444
How did everything go?
327
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Oh, well, you know, um, the
buns are orbiting the oven.
328
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We just need to keep
squirmy mcsquirmy-pants still
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for the next 36 hours so they can land.
330
00:13:38,454 --> 00:13:40,922
Oh, Michelle, I was working
like crazy when I got pregnant.
331
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- Don't let them drive you nuts.
- Oh, we're just
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trying to be overly
cautious. That's all.
333
00:13:44,494 --> 00:13:47,929
- Where's Kevin?
- Oh, Robert called. He said it was important.
334
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You know how that is.
Robert calls, Kevin jumps.
335
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That sort of... thing...
336
00:13:53,922 --> 00:13:56,071
Michelle, what's that smell?
337
00:13:57,648 --> 00:13:59,662
Ah, that's my oven.
338
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I have a gas leak.
339
00:14:00,576 --> 00:14:03,145
- The landlord was supposed to fix it.
- A gas leak?
340
00:14:03,179 --> 00:14:05,176
- Just a little one.
- Scotty, you've
341
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,416
gotta get her out of there right now.
342
00:14:07,450 --> 00:14:08,799
Well, the doctor said
she's supposed to be
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- on bed rest.
-Well, find her a different bed.
344
00:14:10,119 --> 00:14:12,921
Uh, well, I guess we'll
take her back to our place.
345
00:14:12,955 --> 00:14:15,857
- Come on. Where would you two sleep?
- I don't...
346
00:14:15,892 --> 00:14:18,527
bring her over tonight.
The kids are with Joe,
347
00:14:18,561 --> 00:14:19,726
- so she can have Paige's room.
- Oh, thank you,
348
00:14:19,727 --> 00:14:20,495
thank you, thank you so much.
349
00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:22,431
And thank God Kevin's not here.
350
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- He'd be having a nervous breakdown.
- Come on.
351
00:14:25,068 --> 00:14:28,841
5... 0... 4... 7-2.
352
00:14:28,841 --> 00:14:31,692
That's all I needed,
Peggy. Thank you very much.
353
00:14:31,692 --> 00:14:33,321
- Nora?
- Aah!
354
00:14:33,321 --> 00:14:35,459
God. No, I'm fine. It's just Saul.
355
00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:38,077
Sorry, Peggy. I yelled
right in your ear.
356
00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,403
Okay, bye.
357
00:14:39,993 --> 00:14:43,017
- My God, Saul. You scared me to death.
- I'm sorry.
358
00:14:43,017 --> 00:14:45,439
Next time would you knock
on a door or make a noise?
359
00:14:45,439 --> 00:14:47,731
What do I have to knock
for Nora? It's my office.
360
00:14:47,731 --> 00:14:49,609
- What are you doing here?
- I'm talking to the accountant.
361
00:14:49,609 --> 00:14:53,330
Yeah, I know. I heard you.
Why are you sitting at my desk?
362
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:57,123
Um... I'm... I'm just
doing Sarah a favor.
363
00:14:57,123 --> 00:14:58,708
She came by this morning and mentioned
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there was a problem filing the taxes.
365
00:15:02,529 --> 00:15:04,817
Oh, I see. Sarah said
there was a problem.
366
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:06,931
Well, uh...
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00:15:06,931 --> 00:15:08,726
A snafu, really.
368
00:15:08,726 --> 00:15:11,842
- A snafu?
- You didn't do the payroll taxes.
369
00:15:11,842 --> 00:15:14,565
Yeah, Nora, I know. That's
why I'm here to fix it.
370
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:17,456
And if Sarah was so worried,
why didn't she call me
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00:15:17,456 --> 00:15:20,666
instead of sending my baby
sister to make it worse?
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00:15:20,666 --> 00:15:24,561
She didn't send me. I... I offered.
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00:15:24,561 --> 00:15:26,652
And talk about worried?
You know what, Saul?
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00:15:26,652 --> 00:15:28,971
I'm worried about
you. Are you all right?
375
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,593
We haven't spoken in weeks.
376
00:15:30,593 --> 00:15:33,871
Well, perhaps that's
because I'm busy doing my job
377
00:15:33,871 --> 00:15:36,294
and I don't have all day to
spend talking on the phone.
378
00:15:37,987 --> 00:15:39,318
Why are you being so defensive?
379
00:15:39,318 --> 00:15:40,318
Because you're sitting at my desk
380
00:15:40,318 --> 00:15:42,473
making God knows what kind
of a mess out of my files.
381
00:15:42,473 --> 00:15:46,387
I'm not making a mess.
I fixed the problem.
382
00:15:46,387 --> 00:15:48,149
I was trying to help
you. You should thank me.
383
00:15:48,149 --> 00:15:50,123
What for, Nora? I don't need your help.
384
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:53,512
I'm the CFO, not some
housewife in need of a hobby.
385
00:15:53,512 --> 00:15:54,509
Now if you will excuse me,
386
00:15:54,509 --> 00:15:57,415
I would like to sit down
at my desk and do my work.
387
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,386
Fine. I'm leaving.
388
00:15:59,386 --> 00:16:01,196
Excuse me for trying to make your life
389
00:16:01,196 --> 00:16:03,093
just a little bit easier.
390
00:16:03,534 --> 00:16:07,221
- Sarah said you were crabby, but that is an understatement.
- Oh.
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00:16:07,692 --> 00:16:08,977
The form is complete.
392
00:16:08,977 --> 00:16:11,336
But since I am such a
lowly amateur in your eyes,
393
00:16:11,336 --> 00:16:13,851
- perhaps you should double-check it.
- Oh, I will.
394
00:16:20,281 --> 00:16:22,285
Thanks to all you dedicated parents,
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00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:24,769
the middle school garden
has grown tremendously
396
00:16:24,769 --> 00:16:25,981
over the past year.
397
00:16:25,981 --> 00:16:28,578
And the cooks in the
cafeteria are loving it, too.
398
00:16:28,578 --> 00:16:29,725
So great job.
399
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,565
Now on to a more serious topic.
400
00:16:34,565 --> 00:16:35,570
As you know,
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00:16:35,570 --> 00:16:37,796
the parent safety
committee has concluded
402
00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:40,574
that doing random searches
on lockers and backpacks
403
00:16:40,574 --> 00:16:43,066
might ease a lot of the
security stress at the school.
404
00:16:43,066 --> 00:16:46,778
So we'd like to hear from you
parents about your feelings.
405
00:16:46,778 --> 00:16:48,034
Yes.
406
00:16:48,034 --> 00:16:50,589
Uh, hi, everyone. Um, Sarah Walker.
407
00:16:50,589 --> 00:16:52,719
I think this is a horrible idea.
408
00:16:52,719 --> 00:16:54,947
Being a student shouldn't rob you
409
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:57,513
of your right to protection
against unreasonable searches.
410
00:16:57,513 --> 00:16:59,822
Frankly, I'm a little shocked
that the safety committee
411
00:16:59,822 --> 00:17:01,285
would pursue a course of action
412
00:17:01,285 --> 00:17:03,837
that doesn't consider
their kids' civil rights.
413
00:17:03,837 --> 00:17:07,130
Uh, well, we did regard
the children's civil rights.
414
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,980
Oh, th... that's you?
415
00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:11,860
I... I'm the head of
the committee, yeah.
416
00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:14,273
Oh, uh, well, Roy, I'm
sure you didn't mean
417
00:17:14,273 --> 00:17:15,731
to just slam this thing through
418
00:17:15,731 --> 00:17:18,501
given nothing's actually ever happened.
419
00:17:18,743 --> 00:17:22,073
You didn't happen to, uh, read
about the study that was done
420
00:17:22,073 --> 00:17:24,143
on the middle schools in San Antonio?
421
00:17:24,196 --> 00:17:26,260
No. No, I missed that.
422
00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:28,254
It essentially tells us that, uh,
423
00:17:28,254 --> 00:17:30,665
you can't tell what's
in a kid's backpack
424
00:17:30,665 --> 00:17:32,197
unless you check it.
425
00:17:32,197 --> 00:17:35,090
Uh, but what about the
parents? Isn't that our job?
426
00:17:35,090 --> 00:17:37,220
I know what's in my kid's backpack.
427
00:17:37,855 --> 00:17:41,180
- What was in your kid's backpack today?
- Lunch and books.
428
00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:43,424
But what's gonna be in
their backpack tomorrow?
429
00:17:43,424 --> 00:17:45,351
'Cause that's the question.
430
00:17:45,351 --> 00:17:48,443
They're changing so fast, it...
it's impossible to keep up.
431
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:49,292
Yes, that's why
432
00:17:49,292 --> 00:17:52,574
you need to have a
relationship with your child.
433
00:17:52,574 --> 00:17:54,668
Now I don't have an
unbroken circle, Roy,
434
00:17:54,668 --> 00:17:57,809
but... I trust my children.
435
00:17:57,809 --> 00:18:00,410
What about the older
children, the upperclassmen?
436
00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:02,304
- Do you trust them?
- No, I guess I don't.
437
00:18:02,304 --> 00:18:05,672
I guess I need my school to
do all the parenting for me.
438
00:18:05,672 --> 00:18:07,290
In fact, why doesn't Principal Frazier
439
00:18:07,290 --> 00:18:09,603
come over to my house
tonight and tuck my kids in?
440
00:18:09,603 --> 00:18:11,361
Come on. Where does this stop?
441
00:18:11,361 --> 00:18:14,821
It's a slippery slope down
to... to Hoover and the CIA.
442
00:18:14,821 --> 00:18:17,053
All right. Does anyone
else have an opinion?
443
00:18:17,053 --> 00:18:18,841
Excuse me. I haven't finished actually.
444
00:18:18,841 --> 00:18:20,902
This is no longer
productive, Ms. Walker.
445
00:18:20,902 --> 00:18:23,167
But I can assure you, this
will be discussed further
446
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:25,185
in committee.
447
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,607
Well, I'm gonna come to that meeting.
448
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,834
You'd have to be a
member of the committee
449
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:30,089
- to do that.
- I'm gonna join the committee.
450
00:18:30,089 --> 00:18:32,497
- We're full up.
- I'll start another committee, a counter committee,
451
00:18:32,497 --> 00:18:34,955
- a better committee.
- Hoover was head of the FBI.
452
00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:41,476
Michelle, could you take it easy?
453
00:18:41,476 --> 00:18:44,366
- I'm not moving, Kevin
- You're flapping your arms,
454
00:18:44,366 --> 00:18:45,378
and you have to stay still or it might
455
00:18:45,378 --> 00:18:48,345
- not stick.
- It's an embryo not velcro.
456
00:18:49,358 --> 00:18:50,542
Yes!
457
00:18:51,229 --> 00:18:53,448
Don't start your victory
dance. It's my serve now.
458
00:18:53,448 --> 00:18:55,077
Let her win, would you?
459
00:18:55,725 --> 00:18:59,662
I don't want to play if
he's gonna throw the game.
460
00:18:59,662 --> 00:19:01,415
Hey, do... do you guys
want to hear a joke?
461
00:19:01,415 --> 00:19:03,093
She's not supposed to laugh.
462
00:19:04,289 --> 00:19:05,567
Where... where are you going?
463
00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:07,444
I have to use the
bathroom. Is that all right?
464
00:19:07,444 --> 00:19:09,002
Well, do you really
have to use the bathroom
465
00:19:09,002 --> 00:19:12,891
- or are you just being spiteful?
- Do you want to find out?
466
00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:16,262
Come on, Scotty.
467
00:19:16,262 --> 00:19:17,780
You have to back me up over this.
468
00:19:17,780 --> 00:19:20,359
You heard what the doctor
said. No moving at all.
469
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,626
So what does that mean?
She has to be careful.
470
00:19:22,626 --> 00:19:24,223
She also said that
some women go jogging,
471
00:19:24,223 --> 00:19:26,170
some women have sex and
drink the next morning,
472
00:19:26,170 --> 00:19:29,112
- and nine months later, they still...
- I know, I know, I know.
473
00:19:29,594 --> 00:19:34,069
I'm sorry. I just really,
really want this to work.
474
00:19:40,211 --> 00:19:42,244
Oh. There you are. What
happened to your car?
475
00:19:42,244 --> 00:19:43,153
Oh, they had to tow it.
476
00:19:43,153 --> 00:19:45,085
All the lights lit up on
the dashboard, and then
477
00:19:45,085 --> 00:19:47,878
the whole thing went apoplectic
and just dropped dead,
478
00:19:47,878 --> 00:19:50,367
just like my relationship
with Mr. Perfect.
479
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:51,960
The two of you had an argument?
480
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,160
No, I just had the nerve
to stick to my opinion
481
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,774
about how to raise my children.
482
00:19:55,774 --> 00:19:58,383
I challenged him. What's worse,
I challenged him in public.
483
00:19:58,383 --> 00:19:59,311
And that's what happens.
484
00:19:59,311 --> 00:20:03,713
If you don't smile and nod,
men get very threatened.
485
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,184
And I'm done with it.
I'm done, mom. I...
486
00:20:06,184 --> 00:20:07,290
no more dating for me.
487
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:10,973
I'm just gonna go into a
quiet, happy life of abstinence.
488
00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:14,411
- Does that mean he's not coming to dinner?
- Yes, mom.
489
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,534
He won't be coming to dinner.
490
00:20:17,201 --> 00:20:18,994
Oh, sweetheart.
491
00:20:18,994 --> 00:20:20,718
I really liked him.
492
00:20:23,216 --> 00:20:24,870
I don't know what I was thinking.
493
00:20:24,870 --> 00:20:27,204
I'm just... I'm stupid. I know.
494
00:20:27,204 --> 00:20:29,098
You know what? I... I'm... I
don't want to think about it.
495
00:20:29,098 --> 00:20:31,476
Let's move on. Come on.
Let's get outta here.
496
00:20:31,476 --> 00:20:34,660
- Oh, how did everything go at Ojai?
- It was a disaster.
497
00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:37,303
Mom, you said that you
would take care of it.
498
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:39,619
No, I did. I was great. It was...
499
00:20:39,619 --> 00:20:41,273
my brother was the disaster.
500
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:43,009
He came in and saw me
working in his office,
501
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,632
and he had absolute hissy fit.
502
00:20:45,632 --> 00:20:48,228
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah. He... he called me a dilettante
503
00:20:48,228 --> 00:20:50,947
and... and said I was a
housewife in need of a hobby.
504
00:20:50,947 --> 00:20:52,518
- Well, I told you he was very snappy.
- More than snappy.
505
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:55,110
He's just looking for
any excuse to lash out.
506
00:20:55,110 --> 00:20:57,615
Yeah, but it felt so good to be working,
507
00:20:57,615 --> 00:21:00,209
like the old days back at Ojai.
508
00:21:00,730 --> 00:21:02,716
Well, I'm proud of you.
509
00:21:02,716 --> 00:21:03,682
He's not.
510
00:21:03,682 --> 00:21:05,843
Well, you're a strong woman.
511
00:21:05,843 --> 00:21:08,574
If he is threatened by that, so be it.
512
00:21:08,574 --> 00:21:10,471
- Right on, sister.
- Yeah.
513
00:21:10,471 --> 00:21:12,496
Oh! I don't know how
you could do that...
514
00:21:12,496 --> 00:21:14,132
tell people that I was
running for congress
515
00:21:14,132 --> 00:21:16,900
- in the 54th.
- Because you wanted me to.
516
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:20,337
- I never told you to do that.
- I know. You didn't have to.
517
00:21:20,337 --> 00:21:21,861
I knew what you wanted
even if you didn't.
518
00:21:21,861 --> 00:21:23,480
Look, you're gonna be a great candidate.
519
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,269
You'll be a great public servant.
520
00:21:25,269 --> 00:21:27,065
- I mean, give me a little credit for being good at my job.
- Look,
521
00:21:27,065 --> 00:21:28,940
nobody ever said that you
weren't good at your job.
522
00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:30,558
But I have to tell you
that this is a decision
523
00:21:30,558 --> 00:21:32,142
that I have to make, okay?
524
00:21:32,142 --> 00:21:34,630
It's private. It's... it's personal.
525
00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:37,593
And I'm sorry to say, but
Robert is a part of it.
526
00:21:37,593 --> 00:21:38,988
Oh, you've got nothing to worry about.
527
00:21:38,988 --> 00:21:40,974
I never said this came from you.
528
00:21:40,974 --> 00:21:43,864
That's not the point. The point is,
529
00:21:43,864 --> 00:21:46,348
I don't even know if want
to be in this position again.
530
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,635
- And what position is that?
- Eating three dinners
531
00:21:48,635 --> 00:21:50,686
because I don't want
to offend two cooks...
532
00:21:50,686 --> 00:21:52,620
Keeping a smile plastered on my face
533
00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:54,982
even though I'm missing
my son's bedtime...
534
00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:58,252
Uh, kissing up, twisting arms,
and... and the worst of it
535
00:21:58,252 --> 00:22:01,618
is remembering to lie when
I'm having lunch with a friend.
536
00:22:01,982 --> 00:22:03,819
Man, you are good. Listen.
537
00:22:03,819 --> 00:22:06,582
Yes. I'm gonna give
you this. It's a gift.
538
00:22:06,582 --> 00:22:09,560
Robert just announced
that he's not running,
539
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,622
and neither am I.
540
00:22:12,462 --> 00:22:14,704
I am sorry to hear that.
541
00:22:14,704 --> 00:22:17,062
When you change your
mind, give me a call.
542
00:22:17,612 --> 00:22:20,676
Mm-hmm. Nice try.
543
00:22:20,676 --> 00:22:22,582
I'm not gonna change my mind.
544
00:22:22,582 --> 00:22:23,904
Mnh-mnh.
545
00:22:28,325 --> 00:22:30,830
Okay, here you are...
two bottles of water
546
00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:33,648
and an entire newsstand
worth of magazines.
547
00:22:33,648 --> 00:22:38,890
Thanks. So Sam just texted
me, and he is on his way.
548
00:22:39,889 --> 00:22:40,673
You don't think that Kevin's
549
00:22:40,673 --> 00:22:42,723
gonna be coming up
here all night, right?
550
00:22:44,188 --> 00:22:45,622
Yes.
551
00:22:46,634 --> 00:22:47,624
Here's the thing...
552
00:22:47,624 --> 00:22:49,377
I didn't know how to tell Kevin this,
553
00:22:49,377 --> 00:22:52,492
- but Sam is more than just a friend.
- You're kidding me, right?
554
00:22:52,492 --> 00:22:55,989
- Don't you get upset.
- Well, how long have you been seeing him?
555
00:22:56,258 --> 00:22:57,152
A month.
556
00:22:57,152 --> 00:22:58,124
- Oh.
- Where does it say
557
00:22:58,124 --> 00:23:00,260
- that a surrogate can't have a boyfriend?
- Nowhere,
558
00:23:00,260 --> 00:23:02,204
but you have to tell us these things.
559
00:23:02,204 --> 00:23:04,775
I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
I thought Kevin would get mad.
560
00:23:04,775 --> 00:23:05,738
Yeah, well, he's gonna be a lot madder
561
00:23:05,738 --> 00:23:07,442
now that you kept it from us.
562
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:13,782
Okay, at least tell me he's a nice guy.
563
00:23:13,782 --> 00:23:15,869
Yes. He's a really nice guy,
564
00:23:15,869 --> 00:23:19,322
and he's really responsible
and he's really sweet.
565
00:23:19,322 --> 00:23:23,030
And he's just a little
younger than I am.
566
00:23:23,333 --> 00:23:25,104
How much younger?
567
00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:26,774
19.
568
00:23:26,774 --> 00:23:28,039
N...
569
00:23:30,128 --> 00:23:32,160
Oh, come on. Kitty
would've said something
570
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,468
if she was serious about running.
571
00:23:33,468 --> 00:23:35,926
I'm telling you, the
question unnerved her.
572
00:23:35,926 --> 00:23:38,150
Here, come on. Let's get started.
573
00:23:39,342 --> 00:23:39,845
What are you gonna do,
574
00:23:39,845 --> 00:23:42,832
- just drink yourself into a stupor tonight?
- You betcha.
575
00:23:42,832 --> 00:23:44,566
I mean, let's face it...
576
00:23:44,566 --> 00:23:46,980
Roy's hardly gonna show up, is he?
577
00:23:47,533 --> 00:23:48,893
I was actually quite restrained.
578
00:23:48,893 --> 00:23:51,957
I didn't call him a fascist,
which is what I was thinking.
579
00:23:51,957 --> 00:23:53,397
That's restrained?
580
00:23:54,024 --> 00:23:55,352
Look, you just need to find a man
581
00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:58,740
who's comfortable with
you being a strong woman.
582
00:23:59,574 --> 00:24:01,800
Do you remember when you
and I used to arm wrestle,
583
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,084
and I always used to beat you?
584
00:24:04,730 --> 00:24:08,056
- Did you find that threatening?
- Sports were never my thing.
585
00:24:08,524 --> 00:24:10,053
Listen, uh, Kevin,
586
00:24:10,053 --> 00:24:12,040
Sam is on his way over
here with some dvds.
587
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,390
- Great. He can leave them with me.
- Kevin,
588
00:24:13,390 --> 00:24:15,784
we can't control her.
She has a personal life.
589
00:24:16,308 --> 00:24:18,572
- Be nice.
- Well, if he wants to stay for dinner,
590
00:24:18,572 --> 00:24:21,370
I have a spare seat... place.
591
00:24:22,992 --> 00:24:24,554
I hope you're not Sam.
592
00:24:24,554 --> 00:24:26,124
Uh, no.
593
00:24:27,515 --> 00:24:29,193
Roy.
594
00:24:29,193 --> 00:24:32,257
Oh, my God. Wh... what
are you doing here?
595
00:24:32,257 --> 00:24:34,836
Y... you invited me to dinner.
596
00:24:36,338 --> 00:24:39,884
Oh. Oh, well, yes, of course I did.
597
00:24:39,884 --> 00:24:43,094
I guess I figured, after
our little argument...
598
00:24:43,094 --> 00:24:45,741
Well, uh, uh, look, Sarah.
Roy has brought wine.
599
00:24:45,741 --> 00:24:47,690
- I'm Kevin. This is Scotty.
- Hi.
600
00:24:47,690 --> 00:24:49,221
- Hey.
- Thank you.
601
00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:50,794
Do you have a backpack we should check?
602
00:24:54,311 --> 00:24:55,366
- Hi.
- Hi.
603
00:24:55,366 --> 00:24:57,116
I can't believe Michelle is really here.
604
00:24:57,116 --> 00:24:58,622
Yeah, so don't bother her.
605
00:24:58,622 --> 00:24:59,939
Hello. I'm... I'm Nora Walker.
606
00:24:59,939 --> 00:25:02,646
- Mom, this is Roy.
- It's a pleasure to meet you.
607
00:25:02,646 --> 00:25:06,020
Very nice to meet you. I've
heard so much about you.
608
00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:07,185
- Shut up.
- Hi.
609
00:25:07,185 --> 00:25:11,030
- Hi, Saul.
- Hello.
610
00:25:11,030 --> 00:25:13,237
Uncle Saul, this is, um, my friend Roy.
611
00:25:13,237 --> 00:25:15,302
- Hi, Roy. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
612
00:25:15,302 --> 00:25:16,506
Saul, I'm gonna go upstairs
613
00:25:16,506 --> 00:25:18,069
and meet Michelle, the surrogate.
614
00:25:18,069 --> 00:25:20,727
- Why don't you come with me?
- No, thank you.
615
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:24,279
- Oh, fine. Suit yourself.
- Mom, don't get her riled up.
616
00:25:24,279 --> 00:25:27,144
- Hello.
- Hello. Roy, this is my sister Kitty...
617
00:25:27,144 --> 00:25:29,108
- How are you?
- And her husband Robert.
618
00:25:29,108 --> 00:25:30,347
- How are you?
- Good.
619
00:25:30,347 --> 00:25:32,915
You want to get some
wine? I think you do.
620
00:25:33,527 --> 00:25:35,687
So is this your first
Walker dinner party?
621
00:25:35,687 --> 00:25:37,965
- It is.
- Good luck.
622
00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:40,745
Oh, Robert.
623
00:25:40,745 --> 00:25:42,001
He's a... funny guy.
624
00:25:42,001 --> 00:25:45,013
I saw your face, okay? The only
reason Robert isn't suspicious
625
00:25:45,013 --> 00:25:46,095
is because he doesn't know what you
626
00:25:46,095 --> 00:25:48,171
- told us at the hospital.
- Oh, Kevin.
627
00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:49,955
Just because I said I
was thinking about running
628
00:25:50,039 --> 00:25:51,733
- doesn't mean I'm gonna do it.
- Well, that depends
629
00:25:51,733 --> 00:25:53,667
on who you've been
thinking about it with.
630
00:25:53,667 --> 00:25:55,378
All right, all right. I made a mistake.
631
00:25:55,378 --> 00:25:58,581
I made a very, very big mistake. Buffy.
632
00:25:58,581 --> 00:25:59,663
- You remember Buffy?
- Yeah.
633
00:25:59,663 --> 00:26:02,813
Well, I told her that I
was considering running.
634
00:26:02,813 --> 00:26:05,138
It... I don't know. I guess...
I guess she blabbed it.
635
00:26:05,138 --> 00:26:08,089
- I knew this was a story. I knew it.
- Shh, shh, shh.
636
00:26:09,248 --> 00:26:10,817
- What's going on in here?
- Nothing.
637
00:26:10,817 --> 00:26:12,281
It's like one of those back rooms
638
00:26:12,281 --> 00:26:14,711
where political deals get done.
639
00:26:15,050 --> 00:26:16,731
I told you. She wants to run.
640
00:26:19,343 --> 00:26:21,113
- Oh, my God. Really?
- Shh. No.
641
00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:22,713
- Kitty, that's fantastic.
- No, no.
642
00:26:22,713 --> 00:26:24,609
And even if I did want to
run, I can't do it anyway
643
00:26:24,609 --> 00:26:28,233
- because Robert... dropped out of politics today.
- Well, so?
644
00:26:28,233 --> 00:26:31,110
- Can't you drop in?
- No, no, you don't understand.
645
00:26:31,110 --> 00:26:33,215
He did it for me. He dropped
out of politics for me.
646
00:26:33,215 --> 00:26:35,009
Well, have you even
talked to him about this?
647
00:26:35,009 --> 00:26:36,692
- No, and I'm not going to.
- Well...
648
00:26:36,692 --> 00:26:39,064
- No, no, shh. My life is fine.
- Yeah?
649
00:26:39,064 --> 00:26:41,749
In fact, my life is
fabulous just the way it is.
650
00:26:41,749 --> 00:26:42,986
- So... you know what we're doing?
- What?
651
00:26:42,986 --> 00:26:46,690
We're being rude. Rude.
Now come on. Come on.
652
00:26:47,166 --> 00:26:49,332
I promise you that she wants to run.
653
00:26:49,746 --> 00:26:51,007
Wine.
654
00:26:51,851 --> 00:26:53,067
Great.
655
00:26:53,067 --> 00:26:57,407
- Oh! By the way, Sam's here.
- He is?
656
00:26:57,407 --> 00:26:58,456
Mm-hmm.
657
00:27:00,388 --> 00:27:01,970
Well, listen, you guys have fun.
658
00:27:01,970 --> 00:27:03,902
We'll just be downstairs.
Call us if you need us, okay?
659
00:27:03,902 --> 00:27:05,281
We're gonna watch a zombie movie.
660
00:27:05,281 --> 00:27:07,028
You're gonna watch a zombie movie?
661
00:27:07,028 --> 00:27:09,214
- I don't want her seeing anything violent.
- K... Kevin,
662
00:27:09,214 --> 00:27:10,984
it's just a movie. For goodness sakes.
663
00:27:10,984 --> 00:27:14,047
Wh... when I was pregnant
with you, I saw "The Exorcist,"
664
00:27:14,047 --> 00:27:17,038
- and you turned out just fine.
- Well, uh, she's not pregnant yet.
665
00:27:17,038 --> 00:27:17,597
That's the whole point.
666
00:27:17,597 --> 00:27:19,745
- And second of all, he didn't turn out just fine.
- No.
667
00:27:19,745 --> 00:27:21,939
Um, Kevin, this is Sam.
668
00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:25,384
It's, uh, great to meet you.
669
00:27:26,465 --> 00:27:28,505
So... anyway, come on. Let's go.
670
00:27:28,505 --> 00:27:29,523
- Yeah.
- Bye, guys.
671
00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:30,466
Bye.
672
00:27:31,979 --> 00:27:34,579
Uh, she... she's... she's
on bed rest. Got that?
673
00:27:36,060 --> 00:27:37,351
Yes, sir.
674
00:27:37,351 --> 00:27:38,624
Yeah.
675
00:27:41,769 --> 00:27:44,020
I was very sorry to hear
about your announcement today.
676
00:27:44,020 --> 00:27:45,245
Mm. But I understand.
677
00:27:45,245 --> 00:27:47,325
I left the company I was working for
678
00:27:47,325 --> 00:27:48,985
to start my own, uh, agency.
679
00:27:48,985 --> 00:27:50,141
Best thing you ever did, right?
680
00:27:50,141 --> 00:27:51,982
I'm traveling a lot more now, though.
681
00:27:51,982 --> 00:27:53,723
- And I hate airports.
- Well, I'm afraid you
682
00:27:53,723 --> 00:27:55,281
can blame me for the whole shoe thing.
683
00:27:55,281 --> 00:27:58,024
- I'm the senate committee on homeland security.
- Oh, don't worry.
684
00:27:58,024 --> 00:28:00,012
- Roy loves x-ray
machines. - Oh, you should
685
00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:00,971
see the ones we're working on now.
686
00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:02,587
You can barely get a
thumbtack through 'em.
687
00:28:02,587 --> 00:28:03,487
I think she's alluding
688
00:28:03,487 --> 00:28:05,568
- to a little disagreement we had earlier.
- Well,
689
00:28:05,568 --> 00:28:06,912
you guys just met, and
you've already had a fight?
690
00:28:06,912 --> 00:28:09,452
No, it was more of a political dustup.
691
00:28:09,452 --> 00:28:11,560
I loved your book, by the way.
692
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,067
Wow. Wow. You...
you... you read my book?
693
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:16,169
- It's terrific.
- Thank you.
694
00:28:16,482 --> 00:28:18,826
Sorry. We were just talking to Michelle,
695
00:28:18,826 --> 00:28:21,665
who is stuck in bed
for the next 36 hours.
696
00:28:21,735 --> 00:28:23,806
Mm. Uh, 26 and counting, actually.
697
00:28:23,806 --> 00:28:25,806
Ah, Kevin, uh, Roy was just saying
698
00:28:25,806 --> 00:28:27,657
how much he enjoyed Kitty's book.
699
00:28:27,657 --> 00:28:30,464
Oh, well, she does have
a great political mind.
700
00:28:30,464 --> 00:28:33,234
- Wouldn't you say, Robert?
- It's one of the reasons I married her.
701
00:28:33,234 --> 00:28:34,856
My sister gave it to
me. She's a Democrat,
702
00:28:34,856 --> 00:28:36,355
- and I'm a Republican, so...
- Oh...
703
00:28:36,355 --> 00:28:39,020
Oh, this just keeps
getting better and better.
704
00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:41,254
- That explains everything.
- Explains what?
705
00:28:41,254 --> 00:28:42,681
I believe schools have the right
706
00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:45,313
to search lockers and backpacks.
707
00:28:45,313 --> 00:28:48,378
Without good cause.
Now that's crazy, right?
708
00:28:48,378 --> 00:28:50,359
- No, I don't think that's crazy at all.
- What?
709
00:28:50,359 --> 00:28:53,351
What if someone brings
a gun onto campus?
710
00:28:53,351 --> 00:28:55,269
Mom, I can't believe you're saying this.
711
00:28:55,269 --> 00:28:57,032
My kids go to school in D.C.
712
00:28:57,032 --> 00:28:58,476
I don't want anything
getting into that building
713
00:28:58,476 --> 00:29:00,728
- other than homework.
- Come on.
714
00:29:00,728 --> 00:29:03,355
It's... it's an invasion
of the kids' privacy.
715
00:29:03,355 --> 00:29:06,175
It's gotta be illegal. Right,
Kevin? Back me up on this.
716
00:29:06,175 --> 00:29:08,751
- No, I don't think so. Not on school property.
- Really?
717
00:29:08,751 --> 00:29:09,669
Mm-hmm.
718
00:29:10,262 --> 00:29:13,151
Well, are you happy now? My
whole family is on your side.
719
00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:15,110
No, I actually agree with Sarah.
720
00:29:15,110 --> 00:29:16,488
I mean, I don't think
the point is the search.
721
00:29:16,488 --> 00:29:18,258
It comes down to the
presumption of guilt,
722
00:29:18,258 --> 00:29:19,493
which flies in the face of everything
723
00:29:19,493 --> 00:29:21,333
- our country stands for.
- Yeah, we
724
00:29:21,333 --> 00:29:22,999
don't always agree on everything.
725
00:29:22,999 --> 00:29:24,592
Yeah. That's as it should be.
726
00:29:24,592 --> 00:29:26,612
What a perfect attitude.
Don't you think,
727
00:29:26,612 --> 00:29:29,545
- Sarah?
- Yes, I do, actually.
728
00:29:30,896 --> 00:29:32,407
Oh. So, uh, Kitty,
729
00:29:32,407 --> 00:29:35,238
have you ever thought
of running for office?
730
00:29:35,238 --> 00:29:37,297
Wow. That's twice in one day.
731
00:29:37,922 --> 00:29:39,320
N... no.
732
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,954
No, you know, I... I don't
think that I have the...
733
00:29:41,954 --> 00:29:44,026
- the stomach for it.
- And really, it
734
00:29:44,026 --> 00:29:45,559
would certainly not be a good time.
735
00:29:45,559 --> 00:29:47,725
- I mean, you're really not healed, you haven't...
- Mom,
736
00:29:47,725 --> 00:29:49,336
please don't talk about cancer.
737
00:29:49,336 --> 00:29:50,808
We haven't talked about it
all night, and I don't...
738
00:29:50,808 --> 00:29:53,064
- just put a sock in it for once.
- You are
739
00:29:53,064 --> 00:29:54,954
absolutely right. We
shouldn't talk about it.
740
00:29:54,954 --> 00:29:57,199
Anyway, I find politics very boring,
741
00:29:57,199 --> 00:29:58,939
- and I'm glad you chose not to run.
- It's not
742
00:29:58,939 --> 00:30:00,514
about that. It's not about being boring.
743
00:30:00,514 --> 00:30:03,048
- Unpleasant, maybe, yeah.
- Just ignore him.
744
00:30:03,048 --> 00:30:04,789
He has been a pill all day.
745
00:30:04,789 --> 00:30:06,378
Saul, why don't you just go upstairs
746
00:30:06,378 --> 00:30:09,507
and introduce yourself to
Michelle and her boyfriend?
747
00:30:09,507 --> 00:30:11,533
And why don't you not tell me
what I should be doing, okay?
748
00:30:11,533 --> 00:30:14,053
- I'm perfectly happy the way I am.
- Boyfriend?
749
00:30:14,053 --> 00:30:15,370
I thought they were friends.
750
00:30:15,370 --> 00:30:18,441
- Okay, Kevin. Calm down.
- Are they a couple?
751
00:30:18,441 --> 00:30:20,629
Yes, they're dating.
She just told... Kevin.
752
00:30:20,629 --> 00:30:22,827
- Excuse me.
- That guy up there?
753
00:30:22,827 --> 00:30:25,437
- I'm sorry, everybody.
- I'm gonna get a beer. You want a beer?
754
00:30:25,437 --> 00:30:28,098
- Yeah, I'd love one.
- The Republicans are getting a beer.
755
00:30:28,098 --> 00:30:31,363
The Republicans are getting drunk.
756
00:30:33,739 --> 00:30:36,051
Well, fine. Maybe I'll go have a beer.
757
00:30:36,051 --> 00:30:38,152
Mom, come on. Stop it, the both of you.
758
00:30:38,152 --> 00:30:40,268
You're like children. Look,
you're so mad at each other,
759
00:30:40,268 --> 00:30:41,795
you can't even look
each other in the eye.
760
00:30:41,795 --> 00:30:43,667
I'm not angry. I'm hurt.
761
00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:45,176
What have you got to
be hurt about, Nora?
762
00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:48,399
You waltzed into my office.
You sat down at my desk.
763
00:30:48,399 --> 00:30:50,881
I went there today to try to help you.
764
00:30:50,881 --> 00:30:54,006
Well, you can't help. Okay?
Why don't you understand that?
765
00:30:54,006 --> 00:30:57,192
Whatever it is that I need,
you can't do anything about it.
766
00:30:58,139 --> 00:31:00,627
Look, I'm 70 years old,
okay? All I have is my job.
767
00:31:00,627 --> 00:31:02,271
So forgive me for... for being upset
768
00:31:02,271 --> 00:31:05,007
because the two of you told me
that I'm not doing it very well.
769
00:31:05,007 --> 00:31:07,242
I was trying to save you the trouble...
770
00:31:07,242 --> 00:31:09,962
Just don't. My work is all I have.
771
00:31:09,962 --> 00:31:11,704
My dreams are all gone. They're over.
772
00:31:11,704 --> 00:31:14,178
I... I... I'm too old for them.
773
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,934
Okay, I shouldn't be here. That's all.
774
00:31:18,934 --> 00:31:20,173
I just...
775
00:31:20,693 --> 00:31:21,932
Oh. Aw, come on, Saul.
776
00:31:21,932 --> 00:31:23,409
Please don't go. Wait
a minute. Wait a minute.
777
00:31:23,409 --> 00:31:25,255
Uncle Saul, is that
what you really think,
778
00:31:25,255 --> 00:31:28,120
that... that it's too
late for your dreams?
779
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,731
I mean, seriously,
because I almost died.
780
00:31:32,731 --> 00:31:34,181
And you know what? I...
I really believe that
781
00:31:34,181 --> 00:31:35,632
that's when your dreams become more
782
00:31:35,632 --> 00:31:37,342
important than ever. I'm sorry, Kitty.
783
00:31:37,342 --> 00:31:38,879
After what you've gone through, I
784
00:31:38,879 --> 00:31:41,135
- shouldn't be...
- It's okay. I understand.
785
00:31:41,135 --> 00:31:43,684
I'm... I'm just trying to
tell you that you're not alone,
786
00:31:43,684 --> 00:31:46,589
that I have totally wasted so much time.
787
00:31:47,557 --> 00:31:49,139
And, you know, I... I say
788
00:31:49,139 --> 00:31:50,769
that I don't have the
stomach for politics,
789
00:31:50,769 --> 00:31:51,930
but what I'm really trying to say
790
00:31:51,930 --> 00:31:53,917
is that i-i don't have the guts.
791
00:31:53,917 --> 00:31:56,413
- Oh, Kitty, you're nothing but guts.
- No.
792
00:31:56,413 --> 00:31:58,630
You are nothing but guts.
793
00:31:58,630 --> 00:32:00,570
And you exert a tremendous
amount of influence,
794
00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:03,474
- whether I like it or not.
- Well, not as much as I could.
795
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:05,168
See, because that would require
796
00:32:05,168 --> 00:32:08,014
me sticking my neck out
farther, taking a risk...
797
00:32:08,014 --> 00:32:10,143
you know, getting myself
hurt, hurting somebody else.
798
00:32:10,143 --> 00:32:11,935
- It's all...
- I'm confused. You mean,
799
00:32:11,935 --> 00:32:13,580
you're actually thinking about...
800
00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:15,031
Running.
801
00:32:15,875 --> 00:32:19,021
Yeah, yeah. I... I am. I am.
802
00:32:19,021 --> 00:32:21,209
And... and you know what, Saul?
803
00:32:21,209 --> 00:32:22,785
We're still here.
804
00:32:22,785 --> 00:32:25,750
So I... I think we have to go for it.
805
00:32:26,324 --> 00:32:27,753
I truly believe that,
806
00:32:27,753 --> 00:32:29,740
and... and there just happens to be
807
00:32:29,740 --> 00:32:32,399
this very vulnerable
congressional candidate
808
00:32:32,399 --> 00:32:33,698
in the California 54th.
809
00:32:33,698 --> 00:32:36,739
And I think I'm just
gonna have to go after him.
810
00:32:39,130 --> 00:32:40,625
Thank you.
811
00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:44,186
Well, that was quite a speech.
812
00:32:52,146 --> 00:32:54,628
Honey, it... it just came to me.
813
00:32:54,628 --> 00:32:56,063
I... I was gonna... talk to me about it?
814
00:32:56,063 --> 00:32:58,031
Well, yeah. When?
815
00:33:04,749 --> 00:33:07,703
All right. That's it.
All the zombies are dead.
816
00:33:07,852 --> 00:33:10,519
We can go to sleep
feeling safe and sound.
817
00:33:11,683 --> 00:33:13,438
Wait. I like to watch the credits.
818
00:33:13,438 --> 00:33:17,236
- Why? No one would put their real name to that movie.
- I loved it.
819
00:33:17,786 --> 00:33:18,933
Yeah, I liked it, too.
820
00:33:18,933 --> 00:33:20,675
- Lights out. I mean it.
- Okay.
821
00:33:20,675 --> 00:33:22,151
I'll see you tomorrow.
822
00:33:23,436 --> 00:33:26,178
Michelle, he knows the rules,
right, for the next 16 weeks?
823
00:33:26,178 --> 00:33:28,280
Okay, Kevin. You're
gonna drive them crazy.
824
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,553
- He's a teenager. They think about sex endlessly.
- Well, yes.
825
00:33:30,553 --> 00:33:33,397
- I'm right here, man.
- I know, man. That's the problem.
826
00:33:34,899 --> 00:33:36,110
All right, just so you know,
827
00:33:36,110 --> 00:33:38,987
i was so excited when she
told me what she was doing.
828
00:33:38,987 --> 00:33:40,442
I still am.
829
00:33:40,442 --> 00:33:42,277
I wish you guys a lot luck.
830
00:33:43,142 --> 00:33:44,431
Great. Now I feel bad.
831
00:33:44,431 --> 00:33:46,847
Maybe you'll be nicer from now on.
832
00:33:48,538 --> 00:33:50,995
Michelle, you... you... you
do know how grateful I am
833
00:33:50,995 --> 00:33:53,006
for everything you're doing, right?
834
00:33:54,005 --> 00:33:55,204
Yeah.
835
00:33:56,450 --> 00:33:58,634
Can I ask you guys a
question, seriously?
836
00:33:58,756 --> 00:34:00,209
Of course.
837
00:34:00,209 --> 00:34:02,273
If this doesn't work out,
838
00:34:02,273 --> 00:34:04,528
you're not gonna be mad at me, right?
839
00:34:04,528 --> 00:34:06,587
Oh, no. No, not at all.
840
00:34:06,587 --> 00:34:09,023
Okay, good, because
I can't stop laughing.
841
00:34:09,023 --> 00:34:11,979
It's impossible. I find the world funny.
842
00:34:11,979 --> 00:34:13,547
You're absolutely right.
843
00:34:13,547 --> 00:34:15,215
Do you know what I'm gonna do right now?
844
00:34:15,215 --> 00:34:18,037
- I'm gonna let Scotty tell his joke.
- Oh, really?
845
00:34:18,037 --> 00:34:19,494
Yeah. I'm a little nervous now, but...
846
00:34:19,494 --> 00:34:22,780
- Come on!
- Okay, do you want to see my impression of a gay owl?
847
00:34:22,780 --> 00:34:24,167
- Yeah.
- Yes.
848
00:34:26,999 --> 00:34:28,503
Who?
849
00:34:31,935 --> 00:34:32,651
It's good.
850
00:34:32,651 --> 00:34:34,194
- That's funny.
- Yeah.
851
00:34:34,194 --> 00:34:35,812
- Yeah.
- You made a funny.
852
00:34:37,412 --> 00:34:38,386
This is delicious.
853
00:34:38,386 --> 00:34:39,266
It is.
854
00:34:39,266 --> 00:34:41,826
It's a shame everybody left
before they got to try it.
855
00:34:43,855 --> 00:34:46,690
Well, I'm sorry about
tonight. The whole day, really.
856
00:34:46,690 --> 00:34:49,773
- I... I was a jerk.
- No, no.
857
00:34:49,773 --> 00:34:51,826
You know, the truth is...
858
00:34:51,826 --> 00:34:54,258
I think you hit a little bit of a nerve.
859
00:34:54,905 --> 00:34:56,708
W... with what?
860
00:34:57,423 --> 00:34:59,091
Paige's backpack.
861
00:34:59,091 --> 00:35:01,190
It's sitting right there.
862
00:35:01,190 --> 00:35:03,674
I have absolutely no idea what's in it.
863
00:35:03,929 --> 00:35:05,068
Last year I could've told you...
864
00:35:05,285 --> 00:35:07,784
"Harry Potter," chapstick, hair ties.
865
00:35:07,784 --> 00:35:08,621
This year...
866
00:35:09,954 --> 00:35:12,004
I never know who I'm gonna get.
867
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,500
And we fight nonstop.
868
00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:17,178
I mean, I like a girl
that holds her ground,
869
00:35:17,178 --> 00:35:20,013
- but, oh, boy.
- That makes two of us.
870
00:35:22,625 --> 00:35:24,657
I w... I want to take this slow.
871
00:35:24,657 --> 00:35:27,887
I just, uh... I like you.
872
00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:29,911
And I wanted to say that.
873
00:35:33,022 --> 00:35:34,628
'Cause it's all about transparency.
874
00:35:38,065 --> 00:35:40,533
I like you, too.
875
00:35:58,790 --> 00:35:59,533
Well?
876
00:36:00,157 --> 00:36:02,573
Well? Oh, he's... he's fine, I think.
877
00:36:02,573 --> 00:36:04,675
Uh, we have to leave in 15 minutes.
878
00:36:04,709 --> 00:36:07,344
I was just looking at a speech
he wants to give next week.
879
00:36:08,187 --> 00:36:09,312
How about you? How are...
880
00:36:09,347 --> 00:36:11,882
how are you feeling about all of this?
881
00:36:11,916 --> 00:36:14,135
What, about you running
or me losing my job?
882
00:36:14,136 --> 00:36:16,053
You're not gonna lose your job, Kevin.
883
00:36:16,087 --> 00:36:18,355
I mean, you know that
whatever he does next,
884
00:36:18,389 --> 00:36:19,697
he's... he's gonna take you with him.
885
00:36:19,698 --> 00:36:20,857
I hope you're right about that,
886
00:36:20,892 --> 00:36:23,427
because with a little luck,
I'll have a family to support.
887
00:36:23,461 --> 00:36:26,563
Mm. How is she doing?
Is... is she resting?
888
00:36:26,597 --> 00:36:29,332
I hope so. It's like we
raised a child in one day.
889
00:36:29,367 --> 00:36:32,069
First we had to keep her
happy and entertained.
890
00:36:32,103 --> 00:36:33,575
And then we had to deal
with a teenaged boyfriend.
891
00:36:34,505 --> 00:36:36,440
You know, when you came out,
892
00:36:36,474 --> 00:36:38,408
the only thing that I was sad about...
893
00:36:38,443 --> 00:36:39,910
well... well, besides the fact
894
00:36:39,944 --> 00:36:41,539
that you disappointed my friend Wendy,
895
00:36:41,539 --> 00:36:44,097
- who was madly in love with you.
- Oh, I remember her.
896
00:36:44,097 --> 00:36:46,017
I was sad because...
897
00:36:47,185 --> 00:36:49,718
I thought that maybe you were
never gonna get to be a dad.
898
00:36:50,788 --> 00:36:53,690
And I think you are
gonna be... great at it.
899
00:36:53,725 --> 00:36:57,561
And I am so happy that
this is happening to you.
900
00:37:00,613 --> 00:37:02,908
Well, if you want
something badly enough,
901
00:37:02,908 --> 00:37:04,631
you find a way to get it.
902
00:37:06,698 --> 00:37:08,158
So you think I should do it?
903
00:37:08,158 --> 00:37:11,209
You think I should just
throw my hat in the ring?
904
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,779
I think you should
talk with your husband.
905
00:37:17,982 --> 00:37:18,895
Bye.
906
00:37:19,450 --> 00:37:20,493
Bye.
907
00:37:24,622 --> 00:37:25,808
Good morning.
908
00:37:26,524 --> 00:37:29,026
Saul. Why didn't you call?
909
00:37:29,026 --> 00:37:30,638
I would've made you some breakfast.
910
00:37:30,638 --> 00:37:32,095
You've done enough for me already.
911
00:37:32,130 --> 00:37:34,123
Oh. You sound like
you're in a good mood.
912
00:37:34,123 --> 00:37:36,099
I am in a good mood. Kitty's right.
913
00:37:36,099 --> 00:37:38,414
Life is too precious to waste.
914
00:37:39,670 --> 00:37:41,536
Do you really think she's gonna run?
915
00:37:41,536 --> 00:37:43,524
I-i mean, she just got
out of the hospital.
916
00:37:43,524 --> 00:37:45,830
- I'm worried it's too soon.
- Kevin said that
917
00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:47,505
the race is gonna be piece of cake.
918
00:37:47,505 --> 00:37:51,014
- She probably won't even break a sweat.
- I hope.
919
00:37:51,048 --> 00:37:53,016
I'll tell you what,
though, she inspired me.
920
00:37:53,050 --> 00:37:56,920
- I did the stupidest thing this morning.
- What?
921
00:37:56,954 --> 00:37:58,388
Well...
922
00:37:58,422 --> 00:38:01,439
- I joined Silver Studs.
- What the hell is that?
923
00:38:01,439 --> 00:38:04,795
It's an online dating service
for gay men of a certain age.
924
00:38:04,829 --> 00:38:06,530
Yikes. Really?
925
00:38:06,564 --> 00:38:08,795
- Yeah. Guess what.
- What?
926
00:38:08,795 --> 00:38:10,901
I already got a friend request.
927
00:38:10,935 --> 00:38:14,604
Oh, my gosh. I... I should
join a dating service.
928
00:38:14,639 --> 00:38:16,973
Nora, the last time you dated someone,
929
00:38:17,008 --> 00:38:17,946
he went to jail, remember?
930
00:38:17,946 --> 00:38:19,679
So if I were you, I would take a breath.
931
00:38:19,679 --> 00:38:21,587
Anyway,this is not about me, so go on.
932
00:38:21,587 --> 00:38:23,389
Actually, it is about you.
That's why I came over.
933
00:38:23,389 --> 00:38:26,307
- I wanted to talk to you about something.
- Now what?
934
00:38:26,307 --> 00:38:27,880
Yesterday when you left my office,
935
00:38:28,553 --> 00:38:31,168
- I didn't think you could do it, so I checked your work.
- Yeah.
936
00:38:31,168 --> 00:38:35,888
- You did it.
- Well, Peggy helped me a little bit.
937
00:38:35,927 --> 00:38:36,814
Oh, come on, Nora.
938
00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:39,613
You were the best part of
Ojai when we first started.
939
00:38:40,137 --> 00:38:41,880
Do you remember William and you and I
940
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,359
used to sit on these little fruit crates
941
00:38:43,359 --> 00:38:46,800
- and try to figure out how to get customers?
- Yes.
942
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,161
You said something yesterday.
You said we were a family.
943
00:38:49,669 --> 00:38:51,860
That's right. Ojai is a family business.
944
00:38:51,860 --> 00:38:54,619
And I just want you to know
that whenever you want to come,
945
00:38:54,619 --> 00:38:56,977
you are most welcome.
946
00:39:10,349 --> 00:39:11,317
How was your flight?
947
00:39:12,328 --> 00:39:13,460
Good.
948
00:39:14,793 --> 00:39:16,633
Six hours of just thinking.
949
00:39:16,667 --> 00:39:19,269
Did you come up with any conclusions?
950
00:39:19,303 --> 00:39:20,841
That's funny. I was gonna
ask you the same thing.
951
00:39:21,939 --> 00:39:24,268
And... and just for the record,
didn't you almost divorce me
952
00:39:24,268 --> 00:39:25,888
for running for governor
without talking to you?
953
00:39:25,888 --> 00:39:27,811
Yes, because you were
lying in a hospital bed
954
00:39:27,845 --> 00:39:30,547
recovering from open-heart
surgery. Remember?
955
00:39:30,581 --> 00:39:32,682
And what are you recovering
from, the common cold?
956
00:39:36,587 --> 00:39:40,298
I'm, um... sorry.
957
00:39:42,627 --> 00:39:46,393
I... I am. I'm... I'm sorry
that I didn't talk to you. I...
958
00:39:47,846 --> 00:39:48,820
For the record,
959
00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:50,859
I haven't made any decisions yet.
960
00:39:50,859 --> 00:39:53,580
Well, that doesn't bode
well for your campaign.
961
00:39:53,580 --> 00:39:55,572
You gotta want it pretty bad
to suffer the slings and arrows.
962
00:39:55,606 --> 00:39:58,275
Robert, you have sacrificed
everything for me.
963
00:39:58,309 --> 00:39:59,709
You've given up your governorship.
964
00:39:59,744 --> 00:40:01,287
You've given up your
senate seat. How am I...
965
00:40:01,287 --> 00:40:02,532
Wait. Wait, wait, wait. First of all,
966
00:40:02,532 --> 00:40:03,988
those things aren't everything.
967
00:40:04,316 --> 00:40:07,393
And why can't you give me credit
for owning my own decision?
968
00:40:07,393 --> 00:40:10,444
- I'm the one who made it.
- Okay.
969
00:40:11,915 --> 00:40:14,257
And why wouldn't you talk to me?
970
00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:17,131
Because I didn't want
to ruin everything.
971
00:40:17,131 --> 00:40:19,229
Well, that's not gonna happen.
972
00:40:21,410 --> 00:40:22,002
So...
973
00:40:24,946 --> 00:40:26,012
You gonna do this?
974
00:40:26,012 --> 00:40:28,337
So what... what am I supposed to do,
975
00:40:28,337 --> 00:40:30,478
just start campaigning
just when you've said
976
00:40:30,478 --> 00:40:32,411
that you want out of
the whole thing? Yeah.
977
00:40:38,467 --> 00:40:40,027
You broke the cardinal rule of politics.
978
00:40:40,027 --> 00:40:41,604
You let the story get ahead of you.
979
00:40:41,604 --> 00:40:44,518
What are you doing talking to
somebody like Buffy McCreary?
980
00:40:44,518 --> 00:40:46,564
I don't know. I'm... I'm an idiot?
981
00:40:46,564 --> 00:40:48,259
In politics, the only people you trust
982
00:40:48,259 --> 00:40:49,465
are the people you're paying.
983
00:40:49,887 --> 00:40:50,742
Yes, dear.
984
00:40:53,168 --> 00:40:54,459
So?
985
00:40:54,459 --> 00:40:55,897
So I don't know. I don't know.
986
00:40:55,897 --> 00:40:58,266
You know, it's... it's
a very hard decision.
987
00:41:03,257 --> 00:41:04,888
As long as I know that...
988
00:41:05,474 --> 00:41:08,522
We won't lose... us.
989
00:41:08,522 --> 00:41:09,786
Are you kidding me?
990
00:41:09,786 --> 00:41:11,391
You're never getting rid of me now.
991
00:41:13,193 --> 00:41:14,294
Let me ask you, why
are you talking about
992
00:41:14,294 --> 00:41:16,344
this pissy little congressional seat?
993
00:41:16,344 --> 00:41:17,859
If you really want to run for office,
994
00:41:17,859 --> 00:41:19,592
I'll tell you whose
seat you should run for.
995
00:41:21,155 --> 00:41:22,593
- Whose?
- Mine.
996
00:41:26,853 --> 00:41:28,902
And we would kick ass.
997
00:41:32,980 --> 00:41:34,192
We would.
998
00:41:36,483 --> 00:41:38,217
We would.
999
00:41:38,217 --> 00:41:39,217
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