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-Hey-- Oh...
-Fucking asshole.
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What, you don't remember
spring break?
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Stop.
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Quit it, you jerk.
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Wow.
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What?
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Look.
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That's pretty awesome.
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It's beautiful.
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Yeah.
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Not as beautiful
as you, though.
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Really? Is that
the best you've got?
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Well, if I see an opportunity
I'm gonna take it.
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Look here, sir.
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You better be glad
you're pretty,
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That's all I've got to say
about that.
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Where are you going?
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You'll see.
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Oh, my God,
I love camping.
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Yup.
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Oh, shit.
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Goddamn it.
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Ooh!
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My turn.
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Ooh!
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Get on all fours.
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One or two?
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Two.
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Oh, here it comes.
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No, wait, wait,
I'm about to cum too.
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Oh, no, this is...
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Oh, here it comes.
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Here it comes.
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Baby, what the fuck?
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You know I don't like
that kind of...
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Hello.
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Well, hello there.
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I'm here to plunge
your holes.
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Well, we don't have
any money.
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We can't afford
to pay you.
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It's okay, you can
pay me in sex, yes?
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Oh, okay.
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Yes!
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We're girls who love
to have sex.
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I love to have sex!
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Let's have sex!
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Watch my meatballs.
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Yes, she did, girl.
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You know she did.
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And you know what?
He's gay!
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He is so gay!
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I cannot
believe this.
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I am just going
to fuck this bitch up.
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-Oh!
-Hey!
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-What?
-Shut it down,
you bitchy queen.
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You want to come over
and do something about it?
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Come on,
you little bitch.
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Oh, I ain't even
fucking with you.
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I am not even fucking with you.
You get back here, little pansy.
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-No homo.
-Uh-huh.
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Ugh, God.
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Daisy, I am so over this
little homophobic hellhole.
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Hello?
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Hey, sis, got a minute?
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Hold on.
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What do you want, Sammy?
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Can't a brother just callhis sister to chat?
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A, stepbrother.
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B, I haven't even had
my coffee yet.
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And C, the only reason why you
ever call is to borrow money.
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00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:05,450
Look I just need 300 bucksfor a week or two, tops.
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I swear to you, I'll pay youback with interest.
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Shit. I gotta go.
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I'll see what I can do.
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Coffee.
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00:14:06,881 --> 00:14:09,450
Are you ready
for this weekend?
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Yeah.
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Let's try this again.
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-I'm sorry.
-Mm-hmm.
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I was just really hoping
that job
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would call me back
this week.
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Yeah.
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I've been so stressed,
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with graduation,
finals, job-hunting.
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Well, drink this,
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pack your tiny bikini,
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and let's leave
all our worries right here.
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Trust me.
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Come Monday, everything will be
completely different.
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All right.
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Remind me again.
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Why are we going camping
with that jock,
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that cheerleader,
and that fucking stoner?
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Because it makes us
look normal.
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And everyone else
has left campus.
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Well, I'm gonna go
get ready.
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All right.
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Oh, and don't forget
your whore of a sister
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and her man-child
plaything.
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00:15:26,464 --> 00:15:28,299
-Hey.
-Hi.
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00:15:28,332 --> 00:15:29,501
Anything I can
help you find?
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00:15:29,534 --> 00:15:31,369
-No. No.
-No?
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Maybe you need something to put
back on the fucking shelf?
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No.
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I would have gave you
this shit-fest.
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Get the fuck
out of here.
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Whatever, stoner.
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So, basically you're telling me
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that your looking
for the stereotypical
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big-tittied girl
who runs from the killer
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and screams
before she dies?
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Yeah, but are them
titties nice?
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I mean, it's not the only
requirement but, you know,
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it's not the worst.
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And that right there is why
you're part of the problem.
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-How?
-Because you're focusing
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on the fucking
eye candy
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and missing out on legitimate
scream queens.
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Cover your eyes.
Here she goes.
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There are basic requirements
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as to who gets called
a scream queen.
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Just because the pretty girl
fucking screams
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before she gets cut
does not give her the privilege
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to be called
a scream queen.
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Excuse me,
do you have Bludgeon?
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Uh, hang on.
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Being a scream queen
used to be about more
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than a set of lungs
and nice tits.
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It use to be about acting talent
and the ability to show
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the right amount of fear
while screaming.
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Nowadays, you have
some bitches
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who don't even scream
in some fucking films,
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but because they're hot they get
to be called a scream queen.
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00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:34,636
It is not fair to actresses like
Dee Wallace, Barbara Crampton,
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Barbara Steele, who fucking
screamed their asses off
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trying to fit
your damn mold.
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Yes?
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You know,
all of those actresses
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have shown some form
of nudity.
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Yes, yes, we have Bludgeon.
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Back wall,
independent section.
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Oh, my God, the walk-ins
tell it as it is.
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Nudity isn't the issue.
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Fuck it, either way,
if the bitch don't scream,
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she ain't a scream queen.
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Hey, guys, what's up?
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Back me up, girls.
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Should a scream queen be defined
as tits or talent?
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-Both.
-Both.
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Fuck it.
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00:17:06,569 --> 00:17:08,838
What the fuck are you
looking at, douche bag?
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Boobs-boo--
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Ahem, boots.
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00:17:12,007 --> 00:17:14,410
All right.
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00:17:14,443 --> 00:17:15,845
Hey, your guys' ride is here.
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Yes, it is.
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- See you.
- Bye.
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Fuck, yeah.
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Mark, put that shit away.
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Yeah!
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We about
to fucking rage!
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-Ladies.
-Thank you.
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00:17:31,161 --> 00:17:33,697
Conor, where the fuck
am I going?
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In the back.
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Oh, my God.
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What the fuck?
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Will you get in and shut
the door, Lunch Box?
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Cock!
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"Your Heaven's Broken"
by Moretta plays]
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Hey, Meg, pick up
the damn phone already.
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We're already on our way
to the woods.
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We don't know where to meet you.
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Give me a call back.
Bye.
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00:18:28,221 --> 00:18:29,989
So we have no clue
where we're going
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because Meg and Luke
are probably wasted.
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I tried calling her
last night,
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but they were, uh,
probably busy.
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Didn't she take a beer bottle
to the ass?
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Where did you hear that?
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Last spring break, I heard she
took a beer bottle to the ass.
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I'm just saying,
that's some goddamn talent.
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I want to know which end
went in first.
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I heard she took it like a pro,
base first.
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That sounds painful.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Anything's a dildo
if you're brave enough.
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Are you into fisting?
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Ew, get away.
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00:19:24,646 --> 00:19:26,781
Well, this looks like
as good a place as any.
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00:19:26,815 --> 00:19:28,650
Let out the Macki-poo!
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00:19:28,683 --> 00:19:29,985
No, leave him in there.
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00:19:30,018 --> 00:19:31,720
Yeah, leave him there.
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Should we do it?
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-No, let him out.
-No, let him sit.
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Now I know how
Jane's knees feel.
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Fuck!
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Ha, ha, ha.
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00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:47,069
Conor, what are you,
the goddamn Green Arrow?
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That way.
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Sitting in the back
of the fucking trunk.
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- Really?
- You got it!
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Okay, that's cool.
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00:19:57,948 --> 00:20:00,549
All right, Conor,
it looks like it's up to you.
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00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:02,753
Oh, my God,
where's the man?
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Man job.
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I can see I'm not needed here.
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Does anybody wanna go
check out the woods
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and possibly look
for Meg and Luke?
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- Sure.
- No.
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Whatever gets me away
from that mouth breather.
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Well, come on.
We'll be back later.
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00:20:41,759 --> 00:20:44,196
Wait, what if we run
into a bear?
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00:20:44,229 --> 00:20:46,165
You're not going to run
into a bear out here.
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00:20:46,198 --> 00:20:48,167
The only thing you have
to worry about in these woods
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is the dykenthrope
in the combat boots.
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00:20:51,837 --> 00:20:53,138
Just remember,
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my balls are bigger
than yours.
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She can definitely
beat your ass.
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Oh, what a beating it would be.
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I would pay to see that.
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You know, Mac,
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you might as well
go along with them.
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00:21:04,417 --> 00:21:06,152
If they do run
into a bear,
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a slow-moving target would
really help them get away.
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Nope.
231
00:21:10,223 --> 00:21:12,792
Or you could stay here
and help me chop wood.
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Hold up, bitches!
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Meg!
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O.M.G.
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Luke!
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-Will you shut the fuck up.
-Where are you guys?
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Meg!
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"Meg, Luke,
where are you guys?"
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Meg! Luke!
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Where are you guys?
241
00:21:44,158 --> 00:21:45,793
Are you okay?
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00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:47,728
Meg is seriously starting
to piss me off.
243
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I could handle both.
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I've got two dicks.
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00:21:52,766 --> 00:21:55,904
Let's just relax
and get fucked up.
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00:21:55,937 --> 00:21:57,939
All right,
that sounds good.
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00:22:03,712 --> 00:22:05,380
You want a hit?
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00:22:05,413 --> 00:22:07,115
What the hell, sure.
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00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:12,787
You okay?
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00:22:14,055 --> 00:22:15,724
I think this shit's
gone bad.
251
00:22:15,757 --> 00:22:17,859
This shit ain't
gone bad.
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00:22:17,894 --> 00:22:19,295
Trust me.
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00:22:21,964 --> 00:22:23,266
See?
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00:22:23,299 --> 00:22:25,134
What about you,
Betty Badass?
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00:22:25,168 --> 00:22:27,103
You want a hit
of this shit?
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00:22:31,073 --> 00:22:32,309
Careful.
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00:22:32,342 --> 00:22:33,876
Always am.
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00:22:36,913 --> 00:22:38,248
I've had better.
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00:22:38,282 --> 00:22:40,918
Okay.
I'll give you better.
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Seriously, I shit you not,
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Luke said she closed her eyes,
says to herself,
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"It's just chocolate."
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00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:04,509
Remind me to never drink
after Meg.
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00:23:04,542 --> 00:23:07,445
Wait, I got one
for you guys.
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00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:16,854
So, do you remember when Mac
set his fucking pants on fire?
266
00:23:18,223 --> 00:23:19,491
What the fuck?
267
00:23:19,525 --> 00:23:21,993
Yeah, he grabbed
the gas can
268
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,163
and some spilled
all over his pants.
269
00:23:26,365 --> 00:23:28,000
You should've seen him
running around
270
00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:29,969
with his pants
around his ankles,
271
00:23:30,002 --> 00:23:32,338
trying to get them off.
272
00:23:34,373 --> 00:23:36,842
Oh, man.
273
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:38,143
I think I'm ready
to crash.
274
00:23:38,177 --> 00:23:39,412
Is everything okay?
275
00:23:39,446 --> 00:23:41,381
Yeah, I just started
a little too early.
276
00:23:46,219 --> 00:23:47,454
Good night, everybody.
277
00:23:47,487 --> 00:23:49,122
Good night.
278
00:23:51,124 --> 00:23:52,892
Are you ready
to crash?
279
00:23:52,926 --> 00:23:55,362
Yeah. I want to wake up early
tomorrow anyways
280
00:23:55,395 --> 00:23:57,931
and try to track down Meg.
281
00:23:57,964 --> 00:24:00,066
But I don't wanna go to sleep.
282
00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:02,035
You don't have
to go to sleep.
283
00:24:02,068 --> 00:24:05,071
Well, you can't just
leave me here with...
284
00:24:05,105 --> 00:24:06,507
this.
285
00:24:06,540 --> 00:24:07,774
He's got a boner for you.
286
00:24:09,075 --> 00:24:10,244
Have fun.
287
00:24:10,278 --> 00:24:11,212
Nope.
288
00:24:32,534 --> 00:24:33,934
Did you get everything?
289
00:24:33,968 --> 00:24:35,836
Yup, all locked up tight
in the truck.
290
00:24:35,870 --> 00:24:37,306
What about the food?
291
00:24:37,339 --> 00:24:40,042
200 yards from the campsite,
just like the book said.
292
00:24:42,344 --> 00:24:44,012
Are you tired?
293
00:24:44,046 --> 00:24:45,514
Yeah, I'm beat.
294
00:24:45,547 --> 00:24:48,016
-Sure about that?
-Ooh, Daddy likey.
295
00:25:05,234 --> 00:25:07,036
It's getting
really hot in here.
296
00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:08,004
Open the door.
297
00:25:45,543 --> 00:25:46,511
Whoa!
298
00:25:46,544 --> 00:25:48,079
What the fuck?
299
00:26:42,502 --> 00:26:45,172
You fucking perv. What the fuck
do you think your doing?
300
00:26:45,205 --> 00:26:46,574
I'm, uh...
301
00:26:48,409 --> 00:26:50,378
I was trying to watch you
eat her puss.
302
00:26:53,247 --> 00:26:54,348
Do that again.
303
00:26:54,382 --> 00:26:56,050
Fuck off.
304
00:27:08,062 --> 00:27:10,331
Rise and shine, creeper.
305
00:27:11,533 --> 00:27:13,335
What the fuck?
306
00:27:13,368 --> 00:27:16,171
That's what you get for being
a creepy, peeping motherfucker.
307
00:27:17,806 --> 00:27:19,308
What the fuck?
308
00:27:21,777 --> 00:27:24,546
What the fuck
did you do
to my chair?
309
00:27:24,580 --> 00:27:26,348
Broke it with
my magnum dong.
310
00:27:26,381 --> 00:27:27,784
Sure.
311
00:27:27,817 --> 00:27:30,085
Parker...
312
00:27:30,118 --> 00:27:33,188
I'm using your Gary Coleman tent
to change now.
313
00:27:36,091 --> 00:27:39,229
Come on, Mac, get your shit
together so we can go.
314
00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:46,169
Alex, I heard some
rustling last night.
315
00:27:46,202 --> 00:27:49,606
Did you guys go looking
for Meg and Luke?
316
00:27:49,639 --> 00:27:53,677
No. We crashed right after
you guys did.
317
00:27:53,711 --> 00:27:56,312
That rustling you guys
heard last night
318
00:27:56,346 --> 00:27:58,482
was Mac joining
the black-eyed pervs club.
319
00:28:00,284 --> 00:28:03,320
It looks like
his initiation went well.
320
00:28:10,728 --> 00:28:13,264
How much did you drink
last night, you alcoholic?
321
00:28:15,299 --> 00:28:16,467
You guys ready now?
322
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:18,570
Yeah, hang on.
323
00:28:18,603 --> 00:28:20,204
I got something
for Jane.
324
00:28:22,239 --> 00:28:24,209
You fucking
cunt-a-saurus.
325
00:28:26,211 --> 00:28:27,512
It happens.
326
00:28:30,815 --> 00:28:33,218
Want to help me
with this cooler?
327
00:28:33,251 --> 00:28:34,653
Sure.
328
00:28:36,321 --> 00:28:38,223
This way, fuckhead.
329
00:28:38,256 --> 00:28:39,825
Sure.
330
00:28:51,871 --> 00:28:55,541
♪ I haven't thought of youIn so long ♪
331
00:28:55,575 --> 00:28:58,511
♪ I hope you're well,I hope you're okay ♪
332
00:28:58,544 --> 00:29:02,181
♪ Haven't thought of youIn so long ♪
333
00:29:02,214 --> 00:29:05,217
♪ And I'd likeTo keep it that way ♪
334
00:29:17,531 --> 00:29:21,568
♪ I haven't seen youAround here lately... ♪
335
00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:24,872
Silly goose.
336
00:29:26,206 --> 00:29:27,609
Holy cock.
337
00:29:27,642 --> 00:29:29,209
It's hotter than
a fifth-grader.
338
00:29:30,912 --> 00:29:32,647
Break time.
339
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,549
It's high time, Conor.
340
00:29:43,926 --> 00:29:44,860
Ugh.
341
00:29:48,529 --> 00:29:49,898
Do you think
they're okay?
342
00:29:49,932 --> 00:29:51,332
Who?
343
00:29:51,366 --> 00:29:52,501
Meg and Luke.
344
00:29:53,969 --> 00:29:56,472
I though we were here
to relax and have some fun.
345
00:29:56,505 --> 00:29:59,241
You need to stop worrying
about other people
346
00:29:59,274 --> 00:30:00,943
and focus on you.
347
00:30:00,976 --> 00:30:04,313
Or better yet, us.
348
00:30:05,815 --> 00:30:07,784
Last time I checked,
they were grown-ass adults
349
00:30:07,817 --> 00:30:09,953
with their own lives
and own issues.
350
00:30:13,823 --> 00:30:15,625
I have a brilliant idea.
351
00:30:15,659 --> 00:30:17,192
Hmm?
352
00:30:17,226 --> 00:30:19,496
Lacey goes topless.
353
00:30:20,864 --> 00:30:23,333
There's more of that
in my dreams.
354
00:30:23,366 --> 00:30:24,801
You wish.
355
00:30:26,603 --> 00:30:28,873
Ah! It's cold.
356
00:30:28,906 --> 00:30:31,909
I know you have
a big heart
357
00:30:31,942 --> 00:30:33,978
and you worry
about everything.
358
00:30:34,011 --> 00:30:36,747
But sometimes people
just need to get away.
359
00:30:36,781 --> 00:30:38,749
Go off the grid
for a bit.
360
00:30:40,618 --> 00:30:43,788
Look, we're about to be tossed
into the frying pan.
361
00:30:43,821 --> 00:30:47,258
No financial aid, no help
from Mommy and Daddy.
362
00:30:47,291 --> 00:30:48,859
It's sink-or-swim time.
363
00:30:48,893 --> 00:30:51,495
I mean, that's why
we're all up here.
364
00:30:51,529 --> 00:30:53,364
To get away
from everything.
365
00:30:53,397 --> 00:30:55,734
Try to reboot.
366
00:30:55,767 --> 00:30:58,904
So, have a drink
367
00:30:58,937 --> 00:31:03,408
and let all your problems
just fade into the background.
368
00:31:05,644 --> 00:31:07,913
You're right.
And that's why I love you.
369
00:31:10,582 --> 00:31:13,351
Now, go get me a beer.
370
00:31:13,385 --> 00:31:15,687
You know, this doesn't
make me the bitch.
371
00:31:20,559 --> 00:31:22,862
Am I the only one
gonna get in?
372
00:31:22,895 --> 00:31:24,630
Yeah.
373
00:31:56,897 --> 00:31:58,766
What the hell are you kids
doing back here?
374
00:31:58,799 --> 00:32:00,567
Oh, um, you know,
375
00:32:00,601 --> 00:32:01,802
we're just camping
for the weekend.
376
00:32:01,835 --> 00:32:03,670
Trying to have
a good time.
377
00:32:03,704 --> 00:32:05,874
We're just trying to unwind
from school.
378
00:32:05,907 --> 00:32:08,843
Well, it looks like you found
a nice spot to take a dip.
379
00:32:08,877 --> 00:32:11,579
Yeah, this place
is really nice.
380
00:32:11,613 --> 00:32:14,482
Excuse me, sir,
you haven't seen our friends?
381
00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:16,050
They came up
about a day ago,
382
00:32:16,084 --> 00:32:18,586
and we haven't been able
to find them or their campsite.
383
00:32:18,620 --> 00:32:19,888
Negative.
384
00:32:19,921 --> 00:32:20,989
These woods are pretty big.
385
00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:22,057
There's lots of places
386
00:32:22,091 --> 00:32:23,358
to slip in and out of.
387
00:32:23,391 --> 00:32:25,426
You know, tight places
for privacy,
388
00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:26,962
if you know what I mean.
389
00:32:28,663 --> 00:32:30,666
But, um...
390
00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:32,902
I'll let you kids get back
to having your fun,
391
00:32:32,935 --> 00:32:35,704
and I things to do
and creatures to protect.
392
00:32:40,042 --> 00:32:42,344
Wow, that guy
was a little, uh...
393
00:32:42,378 --> 00:32:44,513
-A little fucking weird.
-weird, don't you think?
394
00:32:44,547 --> 00:32:47,516
He was just staring
at your tits.
395
00:32:47,550 --> 00:32:51,121
Well, you know what?
He was actually kind of cute.
396
00:32:51,154 --> 00:32:53,890
And he probably
has a really big dick.
397
00:32:56,092 --> 00:32:57,794
Damn, dawg.
398
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,902
A couple angles.
399
00:33:05,936 --> 00:33:08,139
Save that for later.
400
00:33:08,172 --> 00:33:10,440
Get the live action now.
401
00:33:10,473 --> 00:33:11,775
Oh, yeah.
402
00:33:15,412 --> 00:33:18,149
Oh, fuck, yeah.
This is hot as shit.
403
00:33:23,855 --> 00:33:25,456
Oh, fuck yeah.
404
00:33:41,707 --> 00:33:43,374
Oh, God.
405
00:34:00,492 --> 00:34:02,662
Lacey...
406
00:34:02,695 --> 00:34:04,631
What?
407
00:34:04,664 --> 00:34:06,499
- Bill Murray...
- Oh, God.
408
00:34:06,532 --> 00:34:08,134
Chris Farley...
409
00:34:08,167 --> 00:34:09,602
...Adam Sandler.
410
00:34:09,636 --> 00:34:10,703
Go.
411
00:34:10,737 --> 00:34:12,739
Let's see.
412
00:34:12,772 --> 00:34:14,908
I'd marry Chris.
413
00:34:14,941 --> 00:34:16,809
Definitely fuck Bill.
414
00:34:16,843 --> 00:34:18,012
And...
415
00:34:19,679 --> 00:34:21,048
Adam's a fucking goner.
416
00:34:21,081 --> 00:34:22,983
Not Adam.
417
00:34:25,185 --> 00:34:28,222
Okay, Parker,
this one's for you.
418
00:34:28,255 --> 00:34:29,623
Hit me.
419
00:34:33,494 --> 00:34:35,562
Okay, okay.
420
00:34:35,596 --> 00:34:36,997
Ben Affleck.
421
00:34:37,031 --> 00:34:38,098
Bat-Fleck.
422
00:34:38,133 --> 00:34:39,800
Shut up.
423
00:34:39,833 --> 00:34:42,971
George Carlin, and...
424
00:34:45,874 --> 00:34:47,042
...Vincent Price.
425
00:34:49,077 --> 00:34:51,046
Old sack of bones.
426
00:34:53,982 --> 00:34:55,050
Okay then.
427
00:34:55,083 --> 00:34:57,552
Kevin Smith, baby.
All the way!
428
00:34:57,585 --> 00:34:58,787
Oh.
429
00:35:00,256 --> 00:35:01,756
All right...
430
00:35:01,790 --> 00:35:04,093
-All right.
-Oh, lesbians!
431
00:35:04,126 --> 00:35:06,561
Parker just lost the game.
432
00:35:06,594 --> 00:35:08,264
Let's get you to bed.
433
00:35:08,297 --> 00:35:10,099
What? What are you staring at?
434
00:35:10,132 --> 00:35:11,934
I know you want to be
in Parker's pants.
435
00:35:11,968 --> 00:35:13,501
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
436
00:35:13,535 --> 00:35:14,937
But, see, I like dick,
though.
437
00:35:14,971 --> 00:35:16,973
Well, you don't want his.
438
00:35:17,006 --> 00:35:18,674
No. God, no.
439
00:35:20,009 --> 00:35:21,644
So, okay, lesbians.
440
00:35:21,677 --> 00:35:24,013
-Yes.
-This is
a very serious question.
441
00:35:24,046 --> 00:35:25,681
Yes.
442
00:35:25,715 --> 00:35:27,850
What does vagina
taste like?
443
00:35:27,883 --> 00:35:30,020
I think it's about
that time to...
444
00:35:30,053 --> 00:35:31,821
Threesome?
445
00:35:31,855 --> 00:35:33,023
No!
446
00:35:33,056 --> 00:35:34,725
You're gross.
Get out of here.
447
00:35:36,893 --> 00:35:38,829
You're not going to fall asleep
on me, are you?
448
00:35:38,862 --> 00:35:40,697
You know damn well
449
00:35:40,731 --> 00:35:43,133
I have no intentions
of falling asleep.
450
00:35:48,038 --> 00:35:50,774
♪ All by myself ♪
451
00:35:54,644 --> 00:35:56,214
Ladies.
452
00:35:59,784 --> 00:36:01,586
Fancy meeting you here.
453
00:36:03,888 --> 00:36:06,324
What? What's wrong?
454
00:36:06,358 --> 00:36:09,894
I'm sorry, I just can't stop
thinking about Meg and Luke.
455
00:36:09,927 --> 00:36:12,563
I mean, we've been
out here for days
456
00:36:12,597 --> 00:36:14,932
and we haven't seen
or heard from them at all.
457
00:36:14,966 --> 00:36:17,602
I mean, what if something
happened?
458
00:36:17,635 --> 00:36:19,204
what if they're hurt?
459
00:36:19,238 --> 00:36:22,307
There's rangers everywhere
in this park.
460
00:36:22,341 --> 00:36:24,943
I'm sure if something
were to go wrong,
461
00:36:24,977 --> 00:36:27,212
the rangers
would find them.
462
00:36:27,246 --> 00:36:29,248
Are you sure?
463
00:36:29,281 --> 00:36:30,949
Yeah.
464
00:36:30,983 --> 00:36:33,052
I guess.
465
00:36:33,085 --> 00:36:36,622
Look, it's been a while
since we've gotten this far.
466
00:36:36,655 --> 00:36:38,824
Do you remember
the first time?
467
00:36:40,726 --> 00:36:42,195
Yeah.
468
00:36:44,030 --> 00:36:45,765
We didn't leave
the apartment for, what,
469
00:36:45,799 --> 00:36:47,600
three whole days?
470
00:36:47,634 --> 00:36:49,836
Exactly.
471
00:36:49,869 --> 00:36:51,371
Let's do the same.
472
00:36:51,404 --> 00:36:53,640
Let's just stay in this tent
for the next three days.
473
00:36:53,673 --> 00:36:55,008
Fuck everybody else.
474
00:37:00,647 --> 00:37:02,383
Ladies.
475
00:37:02,416 --> 00:37:05,086
Do you want
to play a game?
476
00:37:05,119 --> 00:37:07,221
I think I packed
a deck of cards, actually.
477
00:37:07,254 --> 00:37:11,158
No, we don't need
no goddamn cards
for this fucking game.
478
00:37:12,726 --> 00:37:14,261
What's the name
of the game, dipshit?
479
00:37:14,295 --> 00:37:16,364
Truth or dare.
480
00:37:16,398 --> 00:37:18,799
-Oh, Jesus. This fucker.
-Yeah.
481
00:37:23,771 --> 00:37:26,740
All right, Mac.
Truth or dare?
482
00:37:26,774 --> 00:37:28,410
Dare.
483
00:37:28,443 --> 00:37:32,280
I dare you to chug the rest
of that pussy-ass drink.
484
00:37:32,314 --> 00:37:33,715
All right.
485
00:37:33,748 --> 00:37:35,417
Trying to get me
all loosey-deucey.
486
00:37:35,450 --> 00:37:37,185
-I respect that.
-Mm-hmm.
487
00:37:47,230 --> 00:37:49,031
-Alex.
-Yes?
488
00:37:49,065 --> 00:37:50,765
Truth or dare?
489
00:37:50,799 --> 00:37:52,201
Um...
490
00:37:52,235 --> 00:37:53,803
Truth.
491
00:37:53,836 --> 00:37:55,238
Really?
492
00:37:55,271 --> 00:37:57,707
You're going to be
a lame shit?
493
00:37:57,740 --> 00:37:59,342
All right,
all right.
494
00:38:01,110 --> 00:38:02,945
Have you ever...
495
00:38:02,979 --> 00:38:04,381
I don't know...
496
00:38:04,414 --> 00:38:07,049
been eaten out
in public?
497
00:38:07,083 --> 00:38:08,751
-Really?
-Really, really.
498
00:38:08,784 --> 00:38:10,087
You're just gonna dive
right in there?
499
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,388
I mean, if
it's an invitation,
500
00:38:11,421 --> 00:38:12,389
I'll dive
right in there.
501
00:38:12,422 --> 00:38:14,158
No. No, I haven't.
502
00:38:15,259 --> 00:38:16,426
Change that...
503
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:17,928
All right, Mac.
504
00:38:17,961 --> 00:38:20,264
If that's how
you wanna play it,
505
00:38:20,297 --> 00:38:22,866
truth or dare?
506
00:38:25,836 --> 00:38:27,204
Truth.
507
00:38:27,237 --> 00:38:29,773
- You pussy-ass bitch.
- Really?
508
00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:51,863
Eight inches...
509
00:38:51,896 --> 00:38:52,997
...around.
510
00:38:53,031 --> 00:38:55,334
In your dreams,
little man.
511
00:38:55,367 --> 00:38:57,869
All right, Jane.
512
00:38:57,902 --> 00:38:59,371
Truth...
513
00:38:59,405 --> 00:39:01,340
or motherfucking dare?
514
00:39:01,373 --> 00:39:03,008
Dare.
515
00:39:03,042 --> 00:39:04,476
Mm-hmm.
516
00:39:04,510 --> 00:39:07,446
I dare you to get
to third base,
517
00:39:07,479 --> 00:39:10,983
right here, right now,
518
00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:12,952
at this campfire with Alex.
519
00:39:12,985 --> 00:39:13,953
Go.
520
00:39:13,986 --> 00:39:15,488
-Mm-hmm.
-Go.
521
00:39:15,522 --> 00:39:17,457
Go, go, go.
522
00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,793
Go-di-go, go.
523
00:39:22,295 --> 00:39:23,964
Mm.
524
00:39:23,997 --> 00:39:26,099
Yeah.
525
00:39:26,132 --> 00:39:27,867
There you go.
526
00:39:29,069 --> 00:39:30,437
Daddy likey.
527
00:39:38,312 --> 00:39:40,981
What do you ladies say
we move this to the tent?
528
00:39:41,014 --> 00:39:43,217
I think that sounds like
a fantastic idea.
529
00:39:43,251 --> 00:39:45,852
I think it sounds like
a grade-A goddamn idea.
530
00:39:50,524 --> 00:39:52,026
Mm-hm.
531
00:39:52,059 --> 00:39:53,094
Wow.
532
00:39:53,127 --> 00:39:55,062
Right?
533
00:39:55,096 --> 00:39:57,466
In your dreams,
fucktard.
534
00:39:57,499 --> 00:40:00,301
But, hey, thanks for
getting things going.
535
00:40:00,335 --> 00:40:01,570
No.
536
00:40:01,603 --> 00:40:03,971
Sweet dreams.
537
00:40:04,005 --> 00:40:06,475
What the fuck am I supposed
to do with this?
538
00:40:28,498 --> 00:40:30,366
Goddamn it.
539
00:41:06,437 --> 00:41:08,473
Well, Jill.
540
00:41:08,506 --> 00:41:11,276
it looks like me and you
are getting into
a fight tonight.
541
00:42:28,189 --> 00:42:30,158
Good a place as any.
542
00:43:02,525 --> 00:43:04,092
Yeah!
543
00:43:38,395 --> 00:43:40,431
Get the fuck out.
544
00:44:01,119 --> 00:44:02,554
What?
545
00:44:02,587 --> 00:44:04,389
I have to pee.
546
00:44:04,422 --> 00:44:06,091
Are you kidding?
547
00:44:06,124 --> 00:44:07,425
No.
548
00:44:07,459 --> 00:44:09,327
I'm so sorry.
549
00:44:09,361 --> 00:44:12,330
I will be right back.
550
00:44:12,364 --> 00:44:14,065
You better hurry.
551
00:44:14,099 --> 00:44:15,368
I will.
552
00:44:17,837 --> 00:44:19,572
Don't go anywhere.
553
00:44:24,810 --> 00:44:26,412
Fuck.
554
00:45:46,696 --> 00:45:49,366
Alex! Holy shit.
555
00:45:49,399 --> 00:45:50,634
Jane!
556
00:46:12,523 --> 00:46:14,759
Jane, get the fuck
out here!
557
00:46:58,738 --> 00:47:00,740
Hold the fuck up.
558
00:47:00,773 --> 00:47:02,375
Oh, God.
559
00:47:07,047 --> 00:47:09,382
What the fuck
was that?
560
00:47:09,415 --> 00:47:12,385
It looked like
a goddamn alien.
561
00:47:12,418 --> 00:47:14,755
Babe, I got to take
a look.
562
00:47:14,788 --> 00:47:15,956
No.
563
00:47:15,989 --> 00:47:17,858
Just breathe.
564
00:47:17,891 --> 00:47:20,027
-And try to be quiet.
-Okay.
565
00:47:20,060 --> 00:47:21,829
Shh!
566
00:47:21,862 --> 00:47:23,297
Hey. Here.
567
00:47:23,330 --> 00:47:24,665
You good?
568
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,002
We are so fucked.
569
00:47:29,036 --> 00:47:30,571
-We are so fucked.
-Hold this there, okay?
570
00:47:32,573 --> 00:47:33,707
Oh, fuck.
571
00:47:33,741 --> 00:47:36,443
We are so fucked.
572
00:47:38,412 --> 00:47:40,715
What the fuck
was that?
573
00:47:40,749 --> 00:47:42,584
I don't know.
574
00:47:42,617 --> 00:47:44,753
But we need to
get the fuck out
of the woods.
575
00:47:44,786 --> 00:47:47,422
What we need is a big
fucking machine gun.
576
00:47:47,455 --> 00:47:50,058
What we need
is to find
the ranger.
577
00:47:50,091 --> 00:47:52,660
No, no, no, no.
We need some fucking katanas,
578
00:47:52,694 --> 00:47:54,462
some fucking
throwing stars,
579
00:47:54,496 --> 00:47:57,732
some goddamn Predator-level
fucking hunting shit.
580
00:47:57,766 --> 00:47:59,567
Snap the fuck
out of it, asshole.
581
00:47:59,601 --> 00:48:02,437
What I was going to say is
we need to go to the fucking car
582
00:48:02,470 --> 00:48:04,740
and get the
goddamn arsenal out of it.
583
00:48:04,774 --> 00:48:07,076
We should just
wait it out here.
584
00:48:07,109 --> 00:48:09,478
Are you fucking dumb,
Alex?
585
00:48:09,512 --> 00:48:11,881
All of our friends
just got their fucking guts
586
00:48:11,914 --> 00:48:13,582
ripped the fuck
out of them.
587
00:48:13,616 --> 00:48:15,085
We're not fucking
sitting here.
588
00:48:15,118 --> 00:48:17,386
We're going to that
fucking car.
589
00:48:17,419 --> 00:48:18,854
Fine, let's go.
590
00:48:21,457 --> 00:48:22,725
-Come on.
-Okay.
591
00:48:32,469 --> 00:48:33,804
Who the fuck
are they?
592
00:48:33,837 --> 00:48:35,305
Is that Meg?
593
00:48:36,973 --> 00:48:39,342
Oh...
594
00:48:39,376 --> 00:48:41,578
No, it's not Meg, okay?
595
00:48:41,611 --> 00:48:42,879
I can't do this anymore.
596
00:48:42,914 --> 00:48:44,714
-It's okay. Shh.
-I wanna go home.
597
00:48:44,748 --> 00:48:46,616
-It's okay, it's okay, Alex.
-I wanna go home right now.
598
00:48:46,650 --> 00:48:49,352
We need to fucking go,
is what we need to do.
599
00:48:49,386 --> 00:48:50,655
Okay.
600
00:48:50,688 --> 00:48:52,490
- Well, come on, let's go.
- Okay.
601
00:48:52,523 --> 00:48:53,691
Come on.
602
00:49:04,769 --> 00:49:06,370
What in the actual fuck?
603
00:49:07,805 --> 00:49:09,875
Holy shit.
604
00:49:11,176 --> 00:49:13,045
I got his keys.
605
00:49:14,847 --> 00:49:17,049
Holy fuck.
606
00:49:19,985 --> 00:49:21,954
Oh, my God.
607
00:49:21,987 --> 00:49:23,522
It's all right.
608
00:49:24,857 --> 00:49:26,993
What the fuck?
609
00:49:29,929 --> 00:49:31,097
I think it...
610
00:49:31,130 --> 00:49:32,664
I think it ate
her ovaries.
611
00:49:32,698 --> 00:49:34,466
Why would it do that?
612
00:49:34,499 --> 00:49:36,468
-I don't know. It's okay.
-What the fuck?
613
00:49:37,670 --> 00:49:39,672
Now, we need
the fucking nunchucks.
614
00:49:41,474 --> 00:49:42,675
Oh, my God.
615
00:49:42,709 --> 00:49:44,043
It's a shame too.
616
00:49:44,077 --> 00:49:46,579
Them tits were awesome.
617
00:49:56,957 --> 00:50:00,060
What in the fuck
are you looking for?
618
00:50:00,094 --> 00:50:02,428
In case that thing comes back,
619
00:50:02,462 --> 00:50:04,064
we should have
some fucking weapons.
620
00:50:08,836 --> 00:50:10,037
Oh, shit!
621
00:50:11,605 --> 00:50:14,042
Fuck! Jane! Alex!
622
00:50:14,075 --> 00:50:15,010
Fuck!
623
00:50:20,547 --> 00:50:22,817
Fuck! Fuck!
624
00:50:44,173 --> 00:50:46,142
Jane, he's got nards!
625
00:50:46,175 --> 00:50:47,944
No!
626
00:50:47,977 --> 00:50:50,146
Jane, run.
627
00:51:08,632 --> 00:51:10,167
Fuck!
628
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,869
Mac's got the fucking keys.
629
00:51:22,180 --> 00:51:24,282
Come on. Hurry.
630
00:51:24,315 --> 00:51:25,682
Let's go.
631
00:51:35,193 --> 00:51:36,828
Fuck you.
632
00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:48,007
Stop. Wait.
633
00:51:50,843 --> 00:51:52,577
Baby...
634
00:51:55,848 --> 00:51:57,282
I can't.
635
00:51:57,316 --> 00:52:00,152
Baby, I need you
to keep going.
636
00:52:00,185 --> 00:52:02,721
Nah-uh.
637
00:52:02,755 --> 00:52:04,623
No, baby, come on.
638
00:52:04,656 --> 00:52:06,625
I love you.
639
00:52:06,658 --> 00:52:09,062
No, come on,
you gotta keep going.
640
00:52:09,095 --> 00:52:11,697
No, no, no, no,
come on.
641
00:52:11,730 --> 00:52:14,134
Stay with me, okay?
642
00:52:14,167 --> 00:52:16,269
We're gonna make it
out of here,
643
00:52:16,302 --> 00:52:17,303
I promise.
644
00:52:19,105 --> 00:52:20,306
Alex!
645
00:52:21,908 --> 00:52:23,676
Don't go!
Please don't leave me!
646
00:52:31,651 --> 00:52:33,120
Come on, come on,
come on.
647
00:58:09,203 --> 00:58:10,171
Suck my--
648
01:02:00,511 --> 01:02:01,479
One or two?
649
01:02:01,512 --> 01:02:03,682
Two.
650
01:02:06,685 --> 01:02:08,285
I'm gonna get balls deep
in that ass
651
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:09,888
and do some colon blowing.
652
01:02:23,770 --> 01:02:25,805
Oh, yeah.
653
01:02:31,544 --> 01:02:33,312
Oh, shit.
654
01:02:33,346 --> 01:02:34,847
You just set the ground on fire.
655
01:02:36,816 --> 01:02:38,518
Yay!
656
01:02:38,551 --> 01:02:40,253
I think that shit's
gone bad.
657
01:02:40,286 --> 01:02:42,355
Trust me,
it ain't gone bad.
658
01:02:43,589 --> 01:02:44,758
What about you?
659
01:02:44,792 --> 01:02:46,392
Sorry.
660
01:02:46,426 --> 01:02:48,762
Trust me,
it ain't gone bad.
661
01:02:56,637 --> 01:02:57,771
You like it.
662
01:02:57,805 --> 01:03:01,341
"I like it"?
What kind of face is that?
663
01:03:01,375 --> 01:03:03,844
In this corner,
we have Scotty-too-Hotty.
664
01:03:03,877 --> 01:03:06,848
In this corner,
we have Shawn, Shawn,
You Really Turn Me On.
665
01:03:06,881 --> 01:03:09,450
And go.
666
01:03:09,483 --> 01:03:12,319
I'm giving the creature
a blowjob here.
667
01:03:16,658 --> 01:03:18,760
Come in.
668
01:03:18,793 --> 01:03:20,628
This is aimed right at you.
669
01:03:20,662 --> 01:03:22,864
Ayse, your vagina's showing.
670
01:03:27,535 --> 01:03:29,704
You can't be mad
at the effects guy.
671
01:03:36,011 --> 01:03:38,379
I feel really terrible about
672
01:03:41,517 --> 01:03:42,852
What the fuck?
673
01:03:42,885 --> 01:03:44,720
Nobody does that.
674
01:03:44,754 --> 01:03:46,722
- Yeah, they do.
- No, they don't.
675
01:03:46,756 --> 01:03:48,424
- In porn.
- Nobody does that.
676
01:03:48,457 --> 01:03:49,993
I've never seen that
in porn. It hurts.
677
01:03:50,026 --> 01:03:51,560
You're watching
the wrong kind then.
678
01:03:51,594 --> 01:03:53,262
Fuck off!
679
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,870
Cut! That was awesome.
680
01:03:59,903 --> 01:04:01,905
Um, Roman...
681
01:04:01,938 --> 01:04:03,874
you see what I'm poking?
682
01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:13,717
I kinda need light
over this way, possibly.
683
01:04:18,622 --> 01:04:19,824
-'Ello!
-Hello!
684
01:04:19,857 --> 01:04:21,826
I'm here to
plunge your holes.
685
01:04:23,761 --> 01:04:25,863
That doesn't look horrible.
686
01:04:25,897 --> 01:04:28,065
Come look at this.
687
01:04:28,099 --> 01:04:30,535
No, I don't mean her.
I'm talking about the light.
688
01:04:31,636 --> 01:04:34,038
Man, we know
many strippers, man.
689
01:04:42,848 --> 01:04:44,650
Where did...?
690
01:04:44,683 --> 01:04:46,819
Where did I...?
691
01:04:46,852 --> 01:04:48,854
Yes?
692
01:04:50,989 --> 01:04:52,991
I know you like it.
693
01:04:53,025 --> 01:04:55,561
Other than this fire
and just finishing setting up,
694
01:04:55,594 --> 01:04:56,829
you're good for this scene,
right?
695
01:04:56,862 --> 01:04:59,032
Like, the actors are good?
696
01:04:59,065 --> 01:05:00,833
Yup.
697
01:05:00,866 --> 01:05:02,035
Yup.
698
01:05:02,068 --> 01:05:03,368
-Cool. I mean, cool.
-Cool.
699
01:05:03,402 --> 01:05:04,403
I mean, cool.
700
01:05:04,436 --> 01:05:05,972
Yeah.
701
01:05:06,005 --> 01:05:07,140
You gonna cue her when to jump,
702
01:05:07,173 --> 01:05:09,676
or is she just gonna do it
on her own?
703
01:05:09,709 --> 01:05:11,511
'Cause I need to know.
704
01:05:11,544 --> 01:05:13,012
I will...
705
01:05:13,046 --> 01:05:16,015
um, no, I won't draw
on acting just because...
706
01:05:16,049 --> 01:05:17,717
Quit rubbing me.
707
01:05:17,750 --> 01:05:20,620
That's weird.
708
01:05:20,653 --> 01:05:23,057
Are you going to tell her
when to jump?
709
01:05:23,090 --> 01:05:24,357
Action!
710
01:05:28,162 --> 01:05:29,096
Here we go!
711
01:05:37,838 --> 01:05:39,707
Scotty doesn't know.
712
01:05:39,740 --> 01:05:41,809
You don't. You think you do.
713
01:05:41,842 --> 01:05:43,010
-You don't.
-Shut up.
714
01:05:43,043 --> 01:05:44,745
Fuck.
715
01:05:44,778 --> 01:05:47,015
Hey, I just met you
and I'm freezing.
716
01:05:48,917 --> 01:05:50,819
"But I'm naked
and riding your dick."
717
01:05:50,852 --> 01:05:53,021
I'm calling your
fucking mom right now
718
01:05:53,054 --> 01:05:54,723
and I'm gonna tell her you've
been sucking dick in the back.
719
01:05:54,756 --> 01:05:56,591
-I've been fucking watching--
-She knows!
720
01:06:00,595 --> 01:06:01,930
Yeah, that'll work!
721
01:06:04,032 --> 01:06:06,202
I'm too tired
to have sex tonight, baby.
722
01:06:06,235 --> 01:06:08,070
Go to sleep.
723
01:06:08,104 --> 01:06:10,072
Take care of yourself.
724
01:06:13,508 --> 01:06:15,677
Shit, that looked awesome. Cut.
725
01:06:15,711 --> 01:06:17,947
- Derek.
- Huh?
726
01:06:22,685 --> 01:06:23,886
I got that on video.
727
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:24,854
Oh, my...
728
01:06:26,956 --> 01:06:29,692
Ooo! She's stealing!
729
01:06:32,662 --> 01:06:34,830
What'd you say?
730
01:06:34,864 --> 01:06:37,700
What'd you say?
What'd you say?
731
01:06:37,733 --> 01:06:40,603
Oh, look, it's in your face
When are you getting smashed?
732
01:06:40,637 --> 01:06:42,673
When are you
getting smashed?
733
01:06:42,706 --> 01:06:44,074
Oh, shit.
734
01:06:44,107 --> 01:06:46,076
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
735
01:06:46,109 --> 01:06:47,177
Into the lesbians.
736
01:06:55,752 --> 01:06:58,722
If you can put one in,
put the whole thing.
737
01:06:58,755 --> 01:06:59,958
Whoa, there.
738
01:06:59,991 --> 01:07:03,560
- Just fucking fist me.
- Fist my ass!
739
01:07:03,593 --> 01:07:05,596
I'm glad I'm still recording.
740
01:07:07,198 --> 01:07:08,132
Whoa, there.
741
01:07:11,235 --> 01:07:12,904
I've had better.
742
01:07:12,937 --> 01:07:15,773
Okay.
I'll give you better.
743
01:07:19,044 --> 01:07:21,046
I'm doing her tonight.
744
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:22,547
Cut.
48301
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