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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,148 --> 00:00:55,439 CAPTAIN FRACASSA'S VOYAGE 2 00:02:54,773 --> 00:02:56,314 It isn't drinkable. 3 00:02:56,898 --> 00:02:59,189 That water is contaminated. 4 00:03:00,148 --> 00:03:01,898 It's for compresses. 5 00:03:02,106 --> 00:03:03,814 Is someone sick? 6 00:03:15,481 --> 00:03:20,648 I need to know what he or she in that caravan is suffering from. 7 00:03:20,856 --> 00:03:21,856 He. 8 00:03:21,898 --> 00:03:26,231 If he has a contagious disease of an epidemic nature 9 00:03:26,439 --> 00:03:29,939 I shall be forced to burn your camp, kill your livestock 10 00:03:30,148 --> 00:03:31,564 and quarantine you all. 11 00:03:32,648 --> 00:03:37,648 I am the Royal Health Inspector in matters of infectious diseases. 12 00:03:37,856 --> 00:03:41,731 My department handles problems of pestilence and malodor. 13 00:03:41,939 --> 00:03:46,314 I inspect villages, chateaux, inns, post houses... 14 00:03:46,523 --> 00:03:48,273 I visit cesspools, sewerages, 15 00:03:48,481 --> 00:03:54,314 wells, pits, urinals, latrines, waste outlets, spittoons, 16 00:03:54,523 --> 00:03:55,731 stagnant water... 17 00:03:55,939 --> 00:03:58,231 In fact refuse of every kind. 18 00:03:59,731 --> 00:04:02,939 Sir, what you see is the remains 19 00:04:03,148 --> 00:04:06,314 of a glorious Traveling Company of Scenic Arts. 20 00:04:06,564 --> 00:04:10,814 All of us, plus the young man our leading lady is taking care of. 21 00:04:11,023 --> 00:04:14,189 He has no contagious disease, rather a sword wound 22 00:04:14,398 --> 00:04:16,981 and a serious chill of the lungs. 23 00:04:17,189 --> 00:04:19,898 I confess such things are beyond my remit. 24 00:04:43,856 --> 00:04:46,231 Why won't you tell me? 25 00:04:46,439 --> 00:04:48,314 How was he hurt? 26 00:04:51,939 --> 00:04:56,523 To talk is... to share with others. 27 00:04:56,731 --> 00:04:58,189 That's one benefit. 28 00:05:09,356 --> 00:05:11,273 I met him a year ago. 29 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:14,689 I beg your pardon? 30 00:05:15,564 --> 00:05:17,648 I met him a year ago. 31 00:05:17,981 --> 00:05:21,189 I want to share with others. 32 00:05:23,606 --> 00:05:26,773 It was round about that time. 33 00:05:26,981 --> 00:05:29,773 We were traveling with our troupe, 34 00:05:30,773 --> 00:05:34,189 across the region of Gascony. 35 00:05:35,023 --> 00:05:38,564 We became lost one night and couldn't see a thing 36 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:41,856 in the thunder, lightning, rain, 37 00:05:42,064 --> 00:05:45,314 north wind, south wind, west wind... 38 00:05:45,648 --> 00:05:47,856 - What else? - The east. 39 00:05:48,064 --> 00:05:51,356 That's right, the east wind too. Anyway, everywhere. 40 00:06:04,148 --> 00:06:05,606 What's going on? 41 00:06:22,314 --> 00:06:25,273 Out, everyone! We have to push. 42 00:06:28,023 --> 00:06:29,189 A chateau! 43 00:06:29,398 --> 00:06:32,898 I said there'd be a manor round here somewhere. 44 00:06:36,314 --> 00:06:37,606 Everybody out. 45 00:06:48,398 --> 00:06:49,898 Hurry! 46 00:06:52,148 --> 00:06:54,689 Here, take this! 47 00:06:56,106 --> 00:06:57,731 Give me a hand. 48 00:06:58,064 --> 00:07:00,314 Wait, easy does it... 49 00:07:07,481 --> 00:07:10,064 Wait! Wait! 50 00:07:10,273 --> 00:07:13,481 If the lords of the manor see us in this state 51 00:07:13,689 --> 00:07:17,606 they'll think poorly of us and won't invite us to their table. 52 00:07:17,814 --> 00:07:19,314 Let's get ready. 53 00:07:36,398 --> 00:07:37,398 Pietro? 54 00:07:40,773 --> 00:07:42,231 Someone's knocking. 55 00:07:51,023 --> 00:07:52,648 Who can it be? 56 00:08:14,898 --> 00:08:17,648 Excuse us, noble gentleman. 57 00:08:17,981 --> 00:08:22,189 We are the Traveling Company of Scenic Arts, 58 00:08:22,398 --> 00:08:25,689 Melopemene and Thalia, bound for Paris. 59 00:08:25,898 --> 00:08:28,856 We seek sanctuary for the night. 60 00:09:02,439 --> 00:09:06,064 Forgive us for invading your fortress 61 00:09:06,439 --> 00:09:09,314 at such a late hour, Lord of the Manor. 62 00:09:09,523 --> 00:09:11,481 He isn't the lord of the manor. 63 00:09:12,564 --> 00:09:15,731 Unfortunately, dear guests, the recent bad weather 64 00:09:15,939 --> 00:09:20,606 has caused serious damage to the frescos in the guest rooms, 65 00:09:20,814 --> 00:09:23,189 which are being restored. 66 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:29,189 As for the kitchens, I regret to report that it's some hours 67 00:09:29,981 --> 00:09:32,106 since they stopped serving. 68 00:09:36,481 --> 00:09:37,564 Be that as it may, 69 00:09:37,814 --> 00:09:40,189 the lords of Sigognac 70 00:09:40,398 --> 00:09:44,106 never shirk their duty to be hospitable. 71 00:09:44,314 --> 00:09:47,314 Not even to thespians such as yourselves. 72 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:51,689 Do come in and sit down. 73 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:11,439 His lordship Jean-Luc Henri Camille, Baron of Sigognac! 74 00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:26,231 Serafina Poisson, at your service. 75 00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:33,148 His Lordship! 76 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,898 The devil with you! Fool! 77 00:10:50,314 --> 00:10:52,689 Lunatic! Imbecile! 78 00:10:52,898 --> 00:10:55,898 You wet rag! Simpleton! 79 00:10:56,106 --> 00:10:59,939 "His Lordship, Jean-Luc Camille, Baron..." 80 00:11:00,148 --> 00:11:03,898 Baron of what? With these clothes, this cap! 81 00:11:04,106 --> 00:11:06,898 And no hair because of the lice! 82 00:11:07,106 --> 00:11:09,189 The shame of it! 83 00:11:10,356 --> 00:11:13,439 Why didn't you just shut up, you old fool? 84 00:11:13,981 --> 00:11:17,731 Couldn't you have said I was a simple servant, like you? 85 00:11:18,481 --> 00:11:21,564 I ought to teach you a good lesson. 86 00:11:21,773 --> 00:11:24,231 I feel like breaking your back! 87 00:11:24,439 --> 00:11:27,856 I'll give you a good thrashing! Where's my stick? 88 00:11:28,064 --> 00:11:29,606 I used it on the fire. 89 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:33,523 There's nothing in this house. The shame of it! 90 00:11:34,939 --> 00:11:36,273 Right, to bed. 91 00:11:40,564 --> 00:11:41,773 To bed! 92 00:11:56,606 --> 00:11:57,814 Forgive me, Pietro. 93 00:11:58,023 --> 00:11:59,189 It's nothing. 94 00:12:01,273 --> 00:12:04,814 Now sleep... and dream. 95 00:12:05,606 --> 00:12:10,814 Of what? I know only your face. I don't want to dream of that. 96 00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:12,148 Quite right. 97 00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:16,106 Then try to dream of Miss Serafina Poisson's. 98 00:12:16,481 --> 00:12:19,189 Her face seems rather graceful. 99 00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:21,481 Yes, very graceful. 100 00:12:25,314 --> 00:12:30,273 And it was very graceful the way she curtsied 101 00:12:31,106 --> 00:12:32,439 and looked at you. 102 00:12:32,648 --> 00:12:35,606 She looked at me? I didn't notice. 103 00:12:36,231 --> 00:12:38,689 Anyway, that doesn't interest me. 104 00:12:38,898 --> 00:12:42,148 Not in the slightest. 105 00:12:43,856 --> 00:12:45,481 Did she look at me? 106 00:12:46,148 --> 00:12:48,106 She looked at you, yes. 107 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,523 How she looked at you! 108 00:12:57,064 --> 00:13:00,689 - Looked at me askance, you mean! - Good night. 109 00:13:14,773 --> 00:13:15,981 What's that? 110 00:13:16,564 --> 00:13:17,564 Woodworm. 111 00:13:18,273 --> 00:13:22,064 The only ones in this house with anything to eat. 112 00:13:22,273 --> 00:13:24,648 Go to sleep! 113 00:13:29,981 --> 00:13:30,981 Is someone there? 114 00:13:31,189 --> 00:13:35,231 Don't get up, don't be afraid. 115 00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:37,731 I just wanted to say a prayer to you. 116 00:13:38,523 --> 00:13:43,064 You've probably noticed that misery and solitude prevail in this castle. 117 00:13:43,273 --> 00:13:45,564 - We have nothing. - Nothing! 118 00:13:45,773 --> 00:13:47,481 The shy young man 119 00:13:47,689 --> 00:13:51,523 you met had an imprudent forefather 120 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:54,023 who squandered on war and vice 121 00:13:54,231 --> 00:13:55,939 the entire family fortune. 122 00:13:56,148 --> 00:14:00,398 But he had the merit of saving the life of Henri IV, 123 00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:05,064 father of the present Louis XII, during the Siege of Paris. 124 00:14:05,564 --> 00:14:08,731 He thus received as reward from King Henri... 125 00:14:10,606 --> 00:14:12,231 this royal sword. 126 00:14:14,981 --> 00:14:19,064 When my young master goes to Court... 127 00:14:19,439 --> 00:14:22,689 King Louis will embrace as a brother 128 00:14:23,064 --> 00:14:25,398 the son of his father's savior. 129 00:14:26,148 --> 00:14:29,856 He will restore to him all his goods and property 130 00:14:30,439 --> 00:14:33,439 along with his pride and dignity 131 00:14:33,648 --> 00:14:36,398 which, as you have seen, have deserted him. 132 00:14:36,606 --> 00:14:40,398 Sadly his dull youth is wasting away here. 133 00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:43,564 If he remains, his future will be brief. 134 00:14:44,773 --> 00:14:47,356 If memory serves, you are going to Paris. 135 00:14:47,981 --> 00:14:52,064 So, I implore you... Take him with you! 136 00:14:52,731 --> 00:14:57,481 No, do not answer now. Take time to reflect upon it. 137 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:02,148 I'll let you sleep. Tomorrow I'll warm some water for you. 138 00:15:02,356 --> 00:15:03,606 Think about it. 139 00:15:04,731 --> 00:15:06,023 Good night. 140 00:15:18,356 --> 00:15:20,856 With us? To Paris? 141 00:15:21,064 --> 00:15:24,398 And put him where? We don't have enough room. 142 00:15:24,689 --> 00:15:27,481 Even if we did, what use would he be? 143 00:15:30,148 --> 00:15:33,606 As the old man said, if the King receives him 144 00:15:33,814 --> 00:15:35,398 like a brother, 145 00:15:35,606 --> 00:15:40,731 the young chap will be able to fix it so that we can perform at Court, 146 00:15:40,939 --> 00:15:43,314 in the Royal Theater. At least! 147 00:15:43,814 --> 00:15:46,231 - Surely! - Undoubtedly! 148 00:16:00,981 --> 00:16:02,773 My red parasol... 149 00:16:03,648 --> 00:16:04,939 What a mess! 150 00:16:05,606 --> 00:16:09,439 Look at you. Seven of us, you'd think there were fifty. 151 00:16:09,648 --> 00:16:11,356 Eight of us. 152 00:16:11,981 --> 00:16:13,856 Leandre doesn't count. 153 00:16:15,439 --> 00:16:18,939 It's barely daylight. Everything is drenched. 154 00:16:19,398 --> 00:16:21,273 His Lordship, Jean-Luc... 155 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:25,773 Good morning, Baron. His Lordship does us a great honor 156 00:16:25,981 --> 00:16:29,564 in joining us on our journey to Paris. 157 00:16:30,398 --> 00:16:32,189 Thank you very much. 158 00:16:33,898 --> 00:16:35,231 Good morning, Baron. 159 00:16:43,898 --> 00:16:45,314 Mind his luggage. 160 00:16:46,189 --> 00:16:47,939 This is the Baron's luggage? 161 00:16:48,148 --> 00:16:51,023 - The King's sword! - I know. 162 00:16:53,231 --> 00:16:55,356 See how handsome my master is. 163 00:16:55,606 --> 00:16:56,981 Maybe. 164 00:16:57,189 --> 00:17:00,064 My friend, look out for him, 165 00:17:00,273 --> 00:17:03,564 as would a father for his son, a valet for his master. 166 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:08,023 He knows nothing of life, nothing of women, he has never... 167 00:17:08,231 --> 00:17:09,981 And why must I look over him? 168 00:17:10,398 --> 00:17:14,064 Because... like me, you're the last wheel of the carriage. 169 00:17:14,273 --> 00:17:18,314 Or because being the ugliest in the company... 170 00:17:18,523 --> 00:17:22,648 Ugliest of the company? I'm not looking out for anyone. 171 00:17:22,856 --> 00:17:25,356 Or perhaps because I give you this. 172 00:17:25,564 --> 00:17:26,564 I don't want it. 173 00:17:26,773 --> 00:17:29,314 All of it. A hundred gold crowns, 174 00:17:29,523 --> 00:17:33,606 put aside during the good times, when I was paid. 175 00:17:33,814 --> 00:17:35,064 A hundred crowns? 176 00:17:35,273 --> 00:17:37,439 Yes. You know, my friend... 177 00:17:37,648 --> 00:17:38,814 That's me! 178 00:17:39,023 --> 00:17:41,231 All yours now. 179 00:17:41,481 --> 00:17:42,189 The money? 180 00:17:42,398 --> 00:17:44,689 - No, the Baron. - Of course. 181 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:48,523 I sell him to you, only I'm the one paying. 182 00:17:48,731 --> 00:17:52,898 On condition he never finds out about our arrangement. 183 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:56,106 He'd feel humiliated. He's very sensitive. 184 00:17:56,439 --> 00:17:57,898 So not a word! 185 00:17:58,106 --> 00:18:00,231 My lips are sealed. Nothing! 186 00:18:00,856 --> 00:18:03,398 Everyone ready? Then let's go. 187 00:18:38,439 --> 00:18:39,481 "Love him 188 00:18:39,689 --> 00:18:41,398 “as I have loved him,” 189 00:18:41,606 --> 00:18:45,439 said the old man, handing me a big bag of clinking coins. 190 00:18:45,648 --> 00:18:48,981 He was weeping because he was saying goodbye 191 00:18:49,189 --> 00:18:50,231 to his master. 192 00:18:50,439 --> 00:18:52,856 And the clinking coins. 193 00:18:53,064 --> 00:18:57,939 And never again would his young master see his beautiful chateau. 194 00:19:37,523 --> 00:19:39,106 You're a little sad. 195 00:19:40,481 --> 00:19:42,773 I was too when I left Italy. 196 00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:46,148 Wept buckets of tears I did. 197 00:19:46,814 --> 00:19:49,564 I set off like a poor emigrant. 198 00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:54,439 But you're going to see the King. There's no comparison. 199 00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:34,148 Show some decency, young ladies! 200 00:20:43,106 --> 00:20:45,773 Does he collect stones? 201 00:20:46,523 --> 00:20:50,773 No, he wants to sweat more to lose weight 202 00:20:50,981 --> 00:20:55,314 because the thinner he is, the more he makes people laugh. 203 00:20:56,064 --> 00:20:58,898 When he plays a hanged man, dangling from a rope, 204 00:20:59,106 --> 00:21:02,356 audiences wet themselves with laughter! 205 00:21:03,064 --> 00:21:05,356 He looks like a hangman's rope! 206 00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:10,398 Young man! 207 00:21:11,731 --> 00:21:14,231 When people laugh at me, I'm happy. 208 00:21:15,564 --> 00:21:17,856 I unsheathe my cardboard sword 209 00:21:18,106 --> 00:21:20,106 but only when I am on stage. 210 00:21:20,814 --> 00:21:23,689 Off stage, I unsheathe my sword of steel! 211 00:21:23,898 --> 00:21:25,314 Calm down, Matamore... 212 00:21:25,814 --> 00:21:30,606 But since your young age leads you to confuse truth with falsehood, 213 00:21:30,814 --> 00:21:34,231 this time, regard my true ire to be false, 214 00:21:34,523 --> 00:21:38,564 just as I regard as true your false good manners. 215 00:21:39,314 --> 00:21:42,231 - What was that? - Nothing. He's joking, Baron. 216 00:21:42,648 --> 00:21:44,023 You insult me? 217 00:21:44,648 --> 00:21:45,648 Apologize! 218 00:21:47,898 --> 00:21:49,773 Baron, it's nothing. 219 00:21:49,981 --> 00:21:52,439 Mr. Matamore must apologize to me! 220 00:21:52,814 --> 00:21:54,939 It's nothing, he'll apologize. 221 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,273 He had a dig at me. He shouldn't. 222 00:21:57,481 --> 00:21:59,523 I couldn't agree more. 223 00:21:59,731 --> 00:22:03,189 It's in his nature to do such things. 224 00:22:03,398 --> 00:22:06,898 He's not being mean. He'll apologize. 225 00:22:07,981 --> 00:22:11,564 If I had to criticize someone, it would definitely be you. 226 00:22:11,773 --> 00:22:12,773 Me? 227 00:22:13,064 --> 00:22:16,023 If I must be your obedient servant, 228 00:22:16,273 --> 00:22:19,356 then you have to be a master I can respect. 229 00:22:19,564 --> 00:22:21,689 Who, sir, said you are my servant? 230 00:22:22,064 --> 00:22:24,106 You were given to me to...! 231 00:22:24,356 --> 00:22:27,564 What... why do you always call me "sir"? 232 00:22:27,773 --> 00:22:31,398 Stop calling me that! I'm just an ordinary lad. 233 00:22:31,606 --> 00:22:35,064 "Do this, do that, help me onto my horse..." 234 00:22:35,273 --> 00:22:37,939 Help me onto my horse, so I can show you! 235 00:22:43,356 --> 00:22:46,273 Now pay attention. First, the proud look. 236 00:22:46,481 --> 00:22:49,439 Head up, back straight, shoulders square. 237 00:22:49,648 --> 00:22:51,731 You're always slumped, like this. 238 00:22:51,939 --> 00:22:55,731 I noticed you're not such a good horseman. No matter. 239 00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:58,523 Upright! Not, "I'm dismounting, Matamore." 240 00:22:58,773 --> 00:23:01,064 Like this. "Mr. Matamore! 241 00:23:01,273 --> 00:23:04,898 “With all your chatter you're nothing but a charlatan 242 00:23:05,106 --> 00:23:08,481 “and I've no time for it, I'm expected in Paris!" 243 00:23:09,023 --> 00:23:11,689 There you go, it isn't so hard. 244 00:23:11,898 --> 00:23:13,273 Now you get on. 245 00:23:14,023 --> 00:23:17,523 With a servant like me, you'll be the envy of all. 246 00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:21,939 What do I get in return? Food, lodgings, drink, clothes? 247 00:23:22,148 --> 00:23:24,564 From me? I'm poorer than you. 248 00:23:24,898 --> 00:23:29,356 The rich never become poor. You fell out with money, temporarily. 249 00:23:29,564 --> 00:23:31,523 My parents did. 250 00:23:31,731 --> 00:23:34,398 They did it for you. But it'll work out. 251 00:23:34,898 --> 00:23:38,606 Baron, you shall be my boss in my old age. 252 00:23:38,814 --> 00:23:40,106 Shake on it! 253 00:23:42,023 --> 00:23:46,231 And he offers his hand! To his valet! 254 00:23:46,981 --> 00:23:49,189 You just don't get it, do you? 255 00:23:49,731 --> 00:23:52,356 When he speaks, he addresses me as "sir". 256 00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:55,064 Then he offers me his hand. 257 00:23:55,273 --> 00:23:59,356 I'm valet to a master who doesn't know how to be one. 258 00:23:59,564 --> 00:24:03,398 Upright, I said, not all slumped! 259 00:24:03,606 --> 00:24:06,564 Chin up, look straight ahead! Honestly! 260 00:24:07,606 --> 00:24:11,273 That old servant taught you nothing. The beast! 261 00:24:11,481 --> 00:24:13,481 His wage was daylight robbery. 262 00:24:13,689 --> 00:24:15,231 When he got one. 263 00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:20,731 Very funny. I should laugh but I'm annoyed now. 264 00:24:21,148 --> 00:24:22,523 Understandably! 265 00:24:31,314 --> 00:24:34,981 Anyway, on that first day, we traveled all day. 266 00:24:35,398 --> 00:24:38,064 That night we stopped to sleep. 267 00:24:38,273 --> 00:24:39,939 - In an inn? - Inn? 268 00:24:40,648 --> 00:24:44,564 An inn on wheels! We sleep in the caravan. 269 00:24:45,481 --> 00:24:47,398 There were eight of us, 270 00:24:47,606 --> 00:24:50,439 packed in tight, like a slave ship. 271 00:24:50,648 --> 00:24:57,439 To spare the Baron all that crowding, 272 00:24:57,648 --> 00:25:02,398 I prepared a nice bed for him up on the roof. 273 00:25:03,564 --> 00:25:04,773 Baron? 274 00:25:06,439 --> 00:25:08,064 Are you alright? 275 00:25:10,773 --> 00:25:12,814 Do you need anything? 276 00:25:14,523 --> 00:25:18,106 Have this, it'll warm you up. 277 00:25:20,689 --> 00:25:21,939 Are you cold, Baron? 278 00:25:25,773 --> 00:25:26,773 I'm OK. 279 00:25:27,273 --> 00:25:29,773 If you need anything, you know what to do. 280 00:25:30,106 --> 00:25:31,106 What? 281 00:25:31,314 --> 00:25:34,064 Just give a little knock, like this... 282 00:25:34,314 --> 00:25:36,314 and someone will open up for you. 283 00:25:36,564 --> 00:25:38,064 If you want me to open, 284 00:25:38,273 --> 00:25:40,106 give two knocks... 285 00:25:41,939 --> 00:25:43,189 Good night, sir. 286 00:25:43,814 --> 00:25:44,814 Good night, miss. 287 00:26:36,148 --> 00:26:38,606 Ladies and gentlemen! 288 00:26:40,564 --> 00:26:42,898 Roll up, roll up! 289 00:26:43,106 --> 00:26:46,356 Here is Polichinelle, messieurs and demoiselles! 290 00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:49,814 For Paris we're bound 291 00:26:50,023 --> 00:26:52,648 but first stop on our round 292 00:26:52,856 --> 00:26:54,564 before we go on our way 293 00:26:54,773 --> 00:26:58,106 is to perform here today. 294 00:26:58,689 --> 00:27:04,606 Good people and fine, casting pearls before swine! 295 00:27:05,314 --> 00:27:10,231 Drama and passion, hard to bear, to drive you beneath your chair. 296 00:27:10,439 --> 00:27:13,023 Love, duels and peripeteia 297 00:27:13,939 --> 00:27:16,231 and all kinds of paraphernalia 298 00:27:16,439 --> 00:27:18,939 will have you crying out your eyes... 299 00:27:20,023 --> 00:27:22,231 Out of my way, small fry! 300 00:27:24,398 --> 00:27:30,898 And if it's money you lack, we'll settle for a snack. 301 00:27:31,106 --> 00:27:34,689 Some meat would be neat, a bun might be fun. 302 00:27:35,939 --> 00:27:37,148 Potatoes, nuts... 303 00:27:38,231 --> 00:27:40,023 Cheese or cold cuts! 304 00:27:42,814 --> 00:27:46,064 If you don't come tonight, woe betide! 305 00:27:48,481 --> 00:27:51,273 Food or drink... Well, at least we tried... 306 00:28:02,939 --> 00:28:06,231 Very good, Mr. Matamore. Bravo. 307 00:28:43,481 --> 00:28:45,356 Sound of trumpets! 308 00:28:45,564 --> 00:28:49,814 Fracas of weapons! Signs of death! 309 00:28:50,023 --> 00:28:52,856 Here comes Captain Matamore! 310 00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:54,481 Beheading, 311 00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:58,773 dismembering, and wounding! 312 00:29:00,606 --> 00:29:02,231 A horse? Halt! 313 00:29:02,439 --> 00:29:04,856 Who challenges me to combat? 314 00:29:07,814 --> 00:29:08,898 He's good. 315 00:29:09,273 --> 00:29:10,564 Death to you! 316 00:29:10,773 --> 00:29:14,231 To what do we owe this ill-mannered racket? 317 00:29:14,439 --> 00:29:15,439 You, here? 318 00:29:15,648 --> 00:29:18,648 Ah, 'tis the fearsome Captain Matamore! 319 00:29:21,773 --> 00:29:25,689 In Naples you dishonored a lady 320 00:29:25,898 --> 00:29:27,398 who to me was betrothed. 321 00:29:27,606 --> 00:29:30,814 But perhaps you did not know. 322 00:29:31,023 --> 00:29:34,106 I knew full well that she was your betrothed, 323 00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:35,606 my dear Captain. 324 00:29:35,814 --> 00:29:37,939 We did not do battle then, 325 00:29:38,148 --> 00:29:40,898 back in Naples, but it can be arranged here, 326 00:29:41,106 --> 00:29:42,106 in Seville! 327 00:29:42,356 --> 00:29:45,564 It's not the same. Two very different cities! 328 00:29:45,773 --> 00:29:48,106 Unsheathe your sword and fight! 329 00:29:57,773 --> 00:30:00,314 Take that and fall at my feet! 330 00:30:07,981 --> 00:30:10,439 - How was I? - Very good, Uncle. 331 00:30:10,648 --> 00:30:12,273 Thanks for the compliment. 332 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:19,314 Other adventures await me. 333 00:30:32,189 --> 00:30:33,189 Master! 334 00:30:33,689 --> 00:30:36,856 Turkey broth, pork livers, 335 00:30:37,898 --> 00:30:40,064 cream cakes... 336 00:30:40,273 --> 00:30:41,273 Wine from... 337 00:30:41,314 --> 00:30:43,481 What's that? My God, it's death! 338 00:30:45,814 --> 00:30:48,439 - Don Juan! - It speaks, it speaks! 339 00:30:48,648 --> 00:30:49,981 Your hand. 340 00:30:51,939 --> 00:30:54,231 Where are we going? 341 00:30:54,439 --> 00:30:55,439 Your hand! 342 00:30:55,689 --> 00:30:56,856 Don't give it to him! 343 00:30:57,564 --> 00:30:58,648 Silence! 344 00:30:59,106 --> 00:31:00,439 Don't give it to him! 345 00:31:01,106 --> 00:31:02,356 The hand! 346 00:31:02,856 --> 00:31:04,814 No, Master, no! 347 00:31:05,648 --> 00:31:07,231 - I'm burning! - Burning! 348 00:31:07,439 --> 00:31:08,231 I'm consumed 349 00:31:08,439 --> 00:31:10,064 by flames! 350 00:31:10,273 --> 00:31:11,273 Flames! 351 00:31:13,148 --> 00:31:15,731 Master! Master! 352 00:31:15,939 --> 00:31:20,231 Spare his life, his father wishes it! 353 00:31:24,898 --> 00:31:26,148 Let me go! 354 00:31:26,731 --> 00:31:29,231 Your son must pay! 355 00:31:29,439 --> 00:31:32,898 In that case, I do not wish to see it! 356 00:31:33,606 --> 00:31:35,564 Descend into Hell! 357 00:31:37,106 --> 00:31:38,106 Master! 358 00:32:27,606 --> 00:32:29,731 How weary I am! 359 00:32:30,439 --> 00:32:32,689 In Paris it will be quite different. 360 00:32:32,898 --> 00:32:35,398 The streets, the people, the Court! 361 00:32:35,606 --> 00:32:39,189 The King will make my master celebrated and wealthy. 362 00:32:39,398 --> 00:32:43,064 I will no longer be a servant of the stage but a valet. 363 00:32:43,273 --> 00:32:46,023 And I'll have five meals a day, five caps, 364 00:32:46,231 --> 00:32:48,898 five pairs of shoes, five shirts, five pants... 365 00:32:49,106 --> 00:32:52,564 I'll stay in the kitchen all day. And all night! 366 00:32:52,773 --> 00:32:56,023 Pots, casseroles, pans... Nothing will be too much! 367 00:32:56,231 --> 00:33:00,189 What to roast the haunch in, cook the kidneys, brown the goat...? 368 00:33:00,398 --> 00:33:03,731 I must cut out the part about the "flatulent cow". 369 00:33:03,939 --> 00:33:06,814 All that farting before a King? 370 00:33:07,023 --> 00:33:10,439 You must be joking! No, no, it has to go. 371 00:33:10,689 --> 00:33:14,689 And that "skewering the silly goose between the thighs..." 372 00:33:14,898 --> 00:33:16,939 Kings recognize art. 373 00:33:17,148 --> 00:33:19,981 They aren't taken in by lovely fillies. 374 00:33:20,189 --> 00:33:23,731 I will once again play the leading lady. 375 00:33:23,939 --> 00:33:25,898 O my youth, return to me! 376 00:33:26,106 --> 00:33:28,981 Ten more kilos to lose before Paris. 377 00:33:29,189 --> 00:33:31,481 The King will burst his sides laughing 378 00:33:31,689 --> 00:33:35,314 and name me "Knight of the Comic Arts". 379 00:33:35,523 --> 00:33:37,481 Isabella will have my pension! 380 00:33:37,689 --> 00:33:40,106 No trivial farces for the King. 381 00:33:40,314 --> 00:33:44,856 In "Jerusalem Delivered", my Tancred will be backed by Court musicians. 382 00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:47,856 "Beneath the exterior lies a beautiful woman." 383 00:33:48,064 --> 00:33:49,356 "She seems to sleep." 384 00:33:49,564 --> 00:33:52,398 All the noble ladies will be at his feet. 385 00:33:52,606 --> 00:33:54,398 He won't even look at me. 386 00:33:54,606 --> 00:33:57,106 Barons, dukes, princes... 387 00:33:57,314 --> 00:33:59,398 "Gentlemen, gentlemen please!" 388 00:34:00,106 --> 00:34:03,773 I've had suitors pledging their eternal love, 389 00:34:03,981 --> 00:34:06,023 then disappearing in the morning. 390 00:34:06,231 --> 00:34:09,439 An actress is for one night, not for life. 391 00:34:09,648 --> 00:34:14,189 Anyway, once abandoned, she can but act out her sorrow. 392 00:34:46,731 --> 00:34:50,481 An actress's most important quality is distinction. 393 00:34:51,023 --> 00:34:53,523 Most of them just flash their thighs. 394 00:34:53,731 --> 00:34:56,314 Those who can get away with it! 395 00:34:56,523 --> 00:34:57,898 Let's see you in this. 396 00:35:00,981 --> 00:35:02,814 Now what's wrong with you? 397 00:35:03,314 --> 00:35:05,356 You've a long face! 398 00:35:05,981 --> 00:35:07,273 I'm hungry. 399 00:35:07,481 --> 00:35:09,648 But we ate yesterday. 400 00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:34,481 Oh, Baron! 401 00:35:34,689 --> 00:35:36,564 You're very skilled. 402 00:35:36,773 --> 00:35:39,064 You need to be, to ask for alms. 403 00:35:39,606 --> 00:35:41,981 As a girl, I worked with my father. 404 00:35:42,189 --> 00:35:45,314 He'd sell his miracle cure while I did twirls. 405 00:35:51,398 --> 00:35:52,398 Baron... 406 00:36:00,564 --> 00:36:02,856 I have a confession to make. 407 00:36:03,773 --> 00:36:06,314 I've been lying to you from the start. 408 00:36:06,523 --> 00:36:08,356 Even the other night. 409 00:36:08,564 --> 00:36:10,773 "Knock twice." Do you remember? 410 00:36:11,773 --> 00:36:15,481 When I heard you were going to Court to become wealthy... 411 00:36:16,606 --> 00:36:18,689 I began playacting. 412 00:36:20,273 --> 00:36:23,648 I was flirtatious and fluttered my eyelashes at you. 413 00:36:30,606 --> 00:36:31,189 But now... 414 00:36:31,398 --> 00:36:33,981 And Blasius played Tyrant. 415 00:36:34,606 --> 00:36:39,231 Our "Three Captains" intrigue was a huge success. 416 00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:44,481 In Avignon, though, we were refused permission to perform it. 417 00:36:44,689 --> 00:36:47,356 But I've already told you this. 418 00:36:47,981 --> 00:36:50,398 Blasius and Rodomont went to protest. 419 00:36:50,606 --> 00:36:52,773 Rodomont was being played 420 00:36:52,981 --> 00:36:57,064 by Mr. Bellombre... A fine actor, for sure. 421 00:36:57,439 --> 00:37:00,648 Hardly of your status, though, Mr. Matamore. 422 00:37:02,148 --> 00:37:04,398 When you're an actress, 423 00:37:04,606 --> 00:37:07,689 the devices you use to please men 424 00:37:07,898 --> 00:37:09,898 and show them you're in love... 425 00:37:11,148 --> 00:37:13,606 You sometimes resort to them off-stage. 426 00:37:16,314 --> 00:37:18,106 And you realize... 427 00:37:19,773 --> 00:37:21,148 What I mean is... 428 00:37:23,106 --> 00:37:26,148 What you thought were lies... 429 00:37:29,231 --> 00:37:31,189 turn out to be sincere. 430 00:37:43,106 --> 00:37:45,689 Stop, let me get on the seat. 431 00:37:45,898 --> 00:37:48,898 It's no picnic following Mr. Matamore. 432 00:37:51,939 --> 00:37:52,439 Why? 433 00:37:52,648 --> 00:37:55,773 I won't allow you to suffer. Smile, immediately! 434 00:37:56,814 --> 00:38:01,148 An actress must suffer and laugh only on stage. 435 00:38:01,606 --> 00:38:04,023 Life with its little desires 436 00:38:04,564 --> 00:38:07,773 must serve as a rehearsal 437 00:38:07,981 --> 00:38:12,648 for the acting out of passions that we must produce for audiences. 438 00:38:13,814 --> 00:38:15,439 Now say your lines. 439 00:38:15,648 --> 00:38:16,648 What do I say? 440 00:38:16,856 --> 00:38:19,939 Something that interrupts me before I've finished. 441 00:38:22,731 --> 00:38:27,314 Loves, adventures... you'll have a thousand of them on stage. 442 00:38:27,564 --> 00:38:31,564 A thousand times you will laugh, a thousand times you will cry, 443 00:38:31,773 --> 00:38:34,231 a thousand times you will be reborn. 444 00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:39,939 A thousand times you will pretend to eat. 445 00:38:40,356 --> 00:38:42,273 This is serious! 446 00:38:42,814 --> 00:38:44,606 And I wasn't? 447 00:38:57,106 --> 00:38:59,689 You like that rapscallion too? 448 00:39:00,481 --> 00:39:02,606 I like only you! 449 00:39:02,814 --> 00:39:04,523 Stop it, Zerbi! 450 00:39:11,856 --> 00:39:15,106 Turkey broth, pork livers... What's that? Death! 451 00:39:15,439 --> 00:39:18,564 Don Juan... your hand! 452 00:39:22,106 --> 00:39:23,398 Your hand! 453 00:39:54,356 --> 00:39:58,231 And thus that night, in an abandoned barn, 454 00:39:58,773 --> 00:40:02,731 in the warmth of the straw and of Serafina... 455 00:40:02,939 --> 00:40:06,481 my little chicken did become a cockerel. 456 00:40:12,523 --> 00:40:15,023 Cheer up, do not grieve so. 457 00:40:15,564 --> 00:40:17,564 Please, traveler. 458 00:40:26,064 --> 00:40:28,106 He's going to die, I know it. 459 00:40:28,939 --> 00:40:31,189 There's only one hope. 460 00:40:31,398 --> 00:40:32,731 Which is? 461 00:40:32,939 --> 00:40:34,731 I'm always wrong. 462 00:40:34,939 --> 00:40:38,439 When I sense something is going to happen, 463 00:40:38,648 --> 00:40:40,314 the opposite always occurs. 464 00:40:40,523 --> 00:40:42,106 Then he won't die. 465 00:40:43,231 --> 00:40:44,856 Only this time 466 00:40:45,064 --> 00:40:46,731 I fear I am right. 467 00:40:48,231 --> 00:40:49,773 He was going to grow old 468 00:40:50,273 --> 00:40:53,856 a wealthy man, in Paris, but instead... 469 00:40:55,064 --> 00:40:58,564 he's going to die young in a caravan. 470 00:41:00,939 --> 00:41:05,606 He was so happy, he'd become... 471 00:41:05,814 --> 00:41:08,439 He'd even lost his... 472 00:41:09,564 --> 00:41:11,564 unpleasant side, let's say. 473 00:41:11,773 --> 00:41:13,564 At first, he was... 474 00:41:13,773 --> 00:41:18,023 Then he became a boy who was always shouting, 475 00:41:18,231 --> 00:41:22,814 singing, laughing... ready for anything! 476 00:41:23,023 --> 00:41:25,898 Always galloping off all of a sudden. 477 00:41:26,106 --> 00:41:30,314 He became... a wonderful lad! 478 00:41:40,814 --> 00:41:41,939 Hey, Serafina! 479 00:41:46,398 --> 00:41:48,439 Another mushroom for you. 480 00:41:49,148 --> 00:41:50,148 Thank you. 481 00:41:53,773 --> 00:41:56,523 What's the matter? He's young, he wants fun. 482 00:41:56,731 --> 00:41:57,773 Let him be! 483 00:42:19,523 --> 00:42:21,189 Resistance is useless! 484 00:42:21,398 --> 00:42:25,856 One false move and my bloodthirsty band will unleash a hail of bullets! 485 00:42:26,064 --> 00:42:29,981 You... Esteban, Pedro, Pablo, Carlos, Antonio, Matasierpes... 486 00:42:30,648 --> 00:42:32,106 On my signal, fire! 487 00:42:33,856 --> 00:42:36,356 In the caravan... clothes, money, 488 00:42:36,564 --> 00:42:37,773 give me everything! 489 00:42:39,231 --> 00:42:41,481 I'll count up to three. One... 490 00:42:41,856 --> 00:42:42,856 Two... 491 00:42:43,814 --> 00:42:45,398 No, Baron, be careful! 492 00:42:49,439 --> 00:42:50,939 Quick, kid! 493 00:42:54,689 --> 00:42:58,523 Pulcinella, where are you going? Stay out of it! 494 00:43:00,689 --> 00:43:02,981 Don't, there's too many of them! 495 00:43:04,939 --> 00:43:06,314 Look out! 496 00:43:15,481 --> 00:43:16,481 Kid, help me! 497 00:43:16,856 --> 00:43:17,856 I will, Agostino! 498 00:43:19,356 --> 00:43:20,356 Stop! 499 00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:30,148 Blood! 500 00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:39,939 These aren't brigands, they're scarecrows! 501 00:43:45,773 --> 00:43:49,898 What else to do? Everyday life is hard and meager. 502 00:43:50,106 --> 00:43:51,981 Booty is scarce. 503 00:43:52,189 --> 00:43:55,231 Not enough to share with a gang. 504 00:43:55,439 --> 00:44:00,773 The people are poor and starving. Who can we steal from? 505 00:44:00,981 --> 00:44:04,398 Why not steal from the rich ones? 506 00:44:04,606 --> 00:44:07,148 The rich are well protected and armed. 507 00:44:07,356 --> 00:44:10,523 - You trying robbing them. - Me? 508 00:44:16,439 --> 00:44:19,814 You didn't need to slap her. She's a little girl. 509 00:44:20,023 --> 00:44:21,231 A little girl? 510 00:44:26,523 --> 00:44:29,023 There, there, little one. 511 00:44:30,106 --> 00:44:33,273 If you cry, no one will think you're a bandit. 512 00:44:33,481 --> 00:44:35,773 This is my fiancee-to-be. 513 00:44:45,356 --> 00:44:48,314 - That's lovely. - Have it, it's yours. 514 00:44:49,273 --> 00:44:51,064 What do you say to the lady? 515 00:44:51,273 --> 00:44:53,981 I promise I'll never kill her. 516 00:44:54,189 --> 00:44:55,606 That's nice of you. 517 00:44:59,189 --> 00:45:00,814 Happy? It's very nice. 518 00:45:01,023 --> 00:45:05,981 He's had a bad day, Mr. Matamore destroyed all his stuffed dolls. 519 00:45:06,189 --> 00:45:08,606 All's well that ends well. 520 00:45:08,814 --> 00:45:10,981 Let's all give something 521 00:45:11,356 --> 00:45:13,814 to our poor fellow travelers. 522 00:45:15,856 --> 00:45:17,898 So Agostino has had a bad day. 523 00:45:18,106 --> 00:45:19,148 A knife, good. 524 00:45:19,356 --> 00:45:22,606 Give my flick knife to Agostino? 525 00:45:36,939 --> 00:45:38,106 And you, Leandre? 526 00:45:38,314 --> 00:45:40,981 Home begins with charity. 527 00:45:41,231 --> 00:45:44,481 Serafina has given something. You, Mr. Matamore? 528 00:46:30,189 --> 00:46:32,773 Pulcinella! Pulcinella! 529 00:46:33,523 --> 00:46:35,648 - Well, then? - Give me a moment! 530 00:46:37,356 --> 00:46:44,189 So, famine and cold were our inseparable traveling companions. 531 00:46:44,564 --> 00:46:46,106 And the Baron's arrival 532 00:46:46,314 --> 00:46:50,398 introduced new tensions into our caravan. 533 00:46:51,148 --> 00:46:52,814 What sort of tensions? 534 00:46:53,606 --> 00:46:57,481 Of the jealous kind. Emotional rivalry. 535 00:46:58,231 --> 00:47:00,773 So much so that one time Matamore 536 00:47:00,981 --> 00:47:03,564 squabbled with his dear Isabelle. 537 00:47:03,773 --> 00:47:07,148 It's true, they'd locked themselves in the caravan. 538 00:47:07,356 --> 00:47:08,773 Matamore was furious. 539 00:47:08,981 --> 00:47:10,648 How Isabella wept! 540 00:47:10,856 --> 00:47:12,606 - You imagined it. - Imagined? 541 00:47:12,814 --> 00:47:15,689 Calling out his name in your dreams? 542 00:47:15,898 --> 00:47:18,731 Eyes welling up when you look at him? 543 00:47:18,939 --> 00:47:21,273 Getting sad when he looks at her? 544 00:47:21,481 --> 00:47:22,856 It's not true! 545 00:47:23,064 --> 00:47:24,648 Everyone's noticed! 546 00:47:24,856 --> 00:47:27,064 Even the oxen and his horse! 547 00:47:28,398 --> 00:47:31,314 The shame! I want to kill myself. 548 00:47:31,523 --> 00:47:34,856 No, my love, don't say that. 549 00:47:35,106 --> 00:47:37,273 Calm down, please! 550 00:47:37,481 --> 00:47:41,439 Don't break my heart, my sweet, don't make me suffer. 551 00:47:41,648 --> 00:47:44,231 No... Oh no, Uncle. 552 00:47:44,439 --> 00:47:46,356 Even if I die I'm fine. 553 00:47:46,564 --> 00:47:48,231 You mustn't worry for me. 554 00:47:49,231 --> 00:47:53,189 How can I not? You use any excuse to suffer. 555 00:47:53,398 --> 00:47:54,564 Excuse? 556 00:47:55,523 --> 00:47:57,689 Excuse? What is my life? 557 00:47:57,898 --> 00:48:01,606 Exhaustion, fatigue, and hunger. I'm hungry, I'm hungry! 558 00:48:01,939 --> 00:48:06,356 Mr. Matamore is quite happy fasting! Well, I'm not! 559 00:48:07,564 --> 00:48:09,523 I fetch you something to eat. 560 00:48:09,731 --> 00:48:11,898 I won't eat it, I want to die. 561 00:48:12,231 --> 00:48:14,398 Repeat that, you can Say it better. 562 00:48:15,106 --> 00:48:17,689 I will not eat, I want to die. 563 00:48:19,648 --> 00:48:21,939 But why? Why? 564 00:48:22,148 --> 00:48:24,648 You're going to be an actress! 565 00:48:24,856 --> 00:48:26,231 Mil Kill myself. 566 00:48:26,731 --> 00:48:28,731 No, don't say that. 567 00:48:28,981 --> 00:48:33,606 I beg you, calm down. You'll see, everything will be fine. 568 00:48:35,314 --> 00:48:37,148 I'm going to do something. 569 00:48:37,523 --> 00:48:39,981 I'll speak to this young lad myself. 570 00:48:40,189 --> 00:48:42,814 You'll see, he'll be flattered to find out 571 00:48:43,023 --> 00:48:46,689 that my sweet one harbors such a passion for him. 572 00:48:48,648 --> 00:48:51,648 I refuse to suffer for your senility. 573 00:48:52,231 --> 00:48:53,856 I won't have you shame me! 574 00:48:54,064 --> 00:48:56,231 Mind your own business! 575 00:48:56,439 --> 00:49:00,981 I'm sick of being the "sweet one", the "little girl" of the company! 576 00:49:01,189 --> 00:49:04,648 Mr. Matamore, I want no more of your caresses 577 00:49:04,856 --> 00:49:08,356 or your lecherous, senile kisses, 578 00:49:08,689 --> 00:49:12,814 either in real life or in your farces that no one laughs at! 579 00:49:51,773 --> 00:49:55,231 What are these things? They're cold! 580 00:49:55,439 --> 00:49:56,439 Snow! 581 00:49:56,773 --> 00:49:58,689 That's snow? It's horrible! 582 00:49:58,939 --> 00:49:59,981 No, it's nice. 583 00:50:00,189 --> 00:50:04,189 Maybe to you northern Frenchmen. Not to me, though. 584 00:50:04,398 --> 00:50:06,564 Better make tracks. 585 00:50:07,231 --> 00:50:10,189 A storm's brewing. Into the caravan, quick! 586 00:50:10,689 --> 00:50:12,814 Put everything away. 587 00:50:13,898 --> 00:50:15,314 Don't forget anything! 588 00:50:15,689 --> 00:50:17,648 Cover the animals! 589 00:50:18,273 --> 00:50:20,773 Zerbina, that shoe... there! 590 00:50:21,064 --> 00:50:23,148 I definitely don't like it. 591 00:50:23,356 --> 00:50:24,981 Baron, let me do that! 592 00:50:49,564 --> 00:50:50,648 Uncle! 593 00:50:52,856 --> 00:50:54,564 Matamore! 594 00:51:00,814 --> 00:51:03,148 Matamore, answer! 595 00:51:05,564 --> 00:51:08,731 Matamore, it's me, your troupe's director! 596 00:51:21,606 --> 00:51:22,606 Uncle! 597 00:51:24,648 --> 00:51:25,773 There! 598 00:52:42,689 --> 00:52:43,814 Go to her. 599 00:52:44,773 --> 00:52:45,773 Me? 600 00:52:47,898 --> 00:52:49,231 Why me? 601 00:52:53,231 --> 00:52:55,898 Is it possible you haven't noticed? 602 00:52:56,356 --> 00:52:57,731 She loves you. 603 00:52:58,439 --> 00:52:59,648 Isabella? 604 00:53:00,898 --> 00:53:03,648 But I don't... I... 605 00:53:03,856 --> 00:53:04,981 That's not true. 606 00:53:05,648 --> 00:53:08,023 You always love those who love you. 607 00:53:09,731 --> 00:53:12,648 I don't love anybody because nobody loves me. 608 00:53:13,231 --> 00:53:14,523 I don't love you? 609 00:53:14,731 --> 00:53:18,773 Yes... but only because I told you I loved you. 610 00:53:20,106 --> 00:53:23,189 There's only person here who doesn't love you. 611 00:53:24,231 --> 00:53:25,606 And that's you. 612 00:53:27,731 --> 00:53:31,189 Go to her. She's completely alone now. 613 00:53:31,689 --> 00:53:33,481 And you won't be alone? 614 00:53:35,814 --> 00:53:39,898 Don't worry about me, Baron. I'm never alone for long. 615 00:54:13,356 --> 00:54:14,773 It's my fault. 616 00:54:16,939 --> 00:54:18,273 Your fault? 617 00:54:19,689 --> 00:54:21,814 He thought I loved you. 618 00:54:22,856 --> 00:54:26,606 Then... you don't. 619 00:54:27,648 --> 00:54:30,189 He didn't know that I didn't want you. 620 00:54:32,231 --> 00:54:35,064 You're a Baron, you're going to Court. 621 00:54:36,731 --> 00:54:38,856 And now that he's gone... 622 00:54:42,481 --> 00:54:44,023 my love is here. 623 00:54:54,398 --> 00:54:55,939 You love Leandre? 624 00:54:56,439 --> 00:54:57,981 Yes, I do. 625 00:54:59,648 --> 00:55:02,439 I love Serafina, Madame Leonarda, 626 00:55:02,648 --> 00:55:04,981 Zerbina, Pulcinella and the Tyrant. 627 00:55:11,189 --> 00:55:12,189 All of them. 628 00:55:12,898 --> 00:55:14,148 Except me. 629 00:55:15,939 --> 00:55:18,356 You're neither mad nor unhappy. 630 00:55:18,564 --> 00:55:19,606 Unhappy? 631 00:55:24,398 --> 00:55:28,731 Theater makes everyone happy, except those who do it. 632 00:55:49,439 --> 00:55:52,814 Inside the caravan there was much sadness 633 00:55:53,106 --> 00:55:55,856 because poor Matamore was no longer with us. 634 00:55:57,773 --> 00:56:00,564 But fortunately, we were hungry. 635 00:56:01,064 --> 00:56:02,231 Fortunately? 636 00:56:02,481 --> 00:56:06,731 Yes, because when you're hungry, you feel pain less. 637 00:56:08,481 --> 00:56:11,898 Now I see why the poor are happier than the rich. 638 00:56:12,523 --> 00:56:15,523 That's for the rich to say. 639 00:56:20,356 --> 00:56:24,814 Anyway, half starved to death, we reached an inn: 640 00:56:25,023 --> 00:56:27,106 The Blue Sun & Sleeping Cockerel. 641 00:56:27,314 --> 00:56:30,523 The owner was an old friend of the Tyrant, 642 00:56:30,731 --> 00:56:32,648 so she let us eat on credit. 643 00:57:38,731 --> 00:57:41,523 Don't encroach on your neighbor, dash it! 644 00:58:20,106 --> 00:58:24,231 The Marquis, looking younger than ever. We've missed you. 645 00:58:25,356 --> 00:58:28,773 You'll see me more often. I'm wondering if hunting... 646 00:58:28,981 --> 00:58:30,564 Please accept 647 00:58:30,773 --> 00:58:35,314 the gratitude of our Traveling Company of Scenic Arts, 648 00:58:35,523 --> 00:58:39,231 which is on its way to Paris. 649 00:58:39,439 --> 00:58:42,731 I founded it and am its impresario and leading player. 650 00:58:42,939 --> 00:58:45,189 Of all your countless merits, 651 00:58:45,398 --> 00:58:50,064 not least of your virtues is that of having found and welcomed 652 00:58:50,273 --> 00:58:53,856 into your cheerful, traveling caravan 653 00:58:54,064 --> 00:58:58,564 three goddesses such as these, 654 00:58:58,773 --> 00:59:01,898 capable of bringing Paris itself to a halt. 655 00:59:05,064 --> 00:59:06,564 Four goddesses! 656 00:59:06,773 --> 00:59:08,648 I had not looked up 657 00:59:08,856 --> 00:59:12,273 to see Juno, the goddess queen who sits at the apex 658 00:59:12,481 --> 00:59:13,773 of Olympus... 659 00:59:13,981 --> 00:59:16,856 Master, that's not for you to do. 660 00:59:17,064 --> 00:59:21,106 I apologize humbly for the fright that my dogs, 661 00:59:21,314 --> 00:59:24,731 excited by the hunt, caused you ladies. 662 00:59:25,814 --> 00:59:30,606 Although fear written across the face of a beautiful woman 663 00:59:31,314 --> 00:59:33,481 is an often not unpleasant adornment 664 00:59:33,689 --> 00:59:36,356 that enhances grace and fragility. 665 00:59:36,564 --> 00:59:38,981 If it pleases you, I can do it again. 666 00:59:46,523 --> 00:59:47,523 Slut! 667 00:59:48,564 --> 00:59:51,898 Comic instinct is not the prerogative of women. 668 00:59:52,398 --> 00:59:55,731 Perhaps because they dread casting aside beauty 669 00:59:55,939 --> 00:59:59,439 for comic effect. Yet you are the exception. 670 00:59:59,648 --> 01:00:01,064 And which parts 671 01:00:01,273 --> 01:00:02,564 do you like to play? 672 01:00:02,773 --> 01:00:04,814 Pulcinella said it. 673 01:00:06,773 --> 01:00:11,564 The crafty accomplice of her mistress who ensures that love triumphs. 674 01:00:11,773 --> 01:00:13,439 Very interesting! 675 01:00:13,648 --> 01:00:16,356 If your schedule permits, 676 01:00:16,564 --> 01:00:19,648 you might perform at my chateau for my guests. 677 01:00:19,856 --> 01:00:21,898 It is but four leagues from here. 678 01:00:24,564 --> 01:00:27,523 Well... that sounds feasible... 679 01:00:28,648 --> 01:00:31,648 What do you all say? I think we can do it. 680 01:00:32,648 --> 01:00:34,773 We are at his Lordship's service. 681 01:00:34,981 --> 01:00:39,273 I'm delighted! Ill be able to admire you in one of your capers. 682 01:00:39,481 --> 01:00:40,606 In our new show. 683 01:00:40,814 --> 01:00:42,523 “The Trickster of Seville” 684 01:00:42,731 --> 01:00:45,814 Don Juan develops a fiery passion for me. 685 01:00:46,023 --> 01:00:47,981 And who can blame him? 686 01:00:54,689 --> 01:00:57,064 Idiot! Silly goose! 687 01:00:58,148 --> 01:00:59,189 Bird brain! 688 01:00:59,564 --> 01:01:03,356 Why on earth did you mention "The Trickster of Seville"? 689 01:01:03,564 --> 01:01:06,606 Without poor Matamore, who will play the rival? 690 01:01:06,814 --> 01:01:09,689 Who will do the Captain's saber-rattling? 691 01:01:09,981 --> 01:01:11,648 We'll have to bow out. 692 01:01:12,148 --> 01:01:15,439 It just came out, I wasn't thinking. 693 01:01:15,648 --> 01:01:19,064 We can do The Indiscreet Confidante or Ring of Oblivion, 694 01:01:19,273 --> 01:01:20,689 Cardenius's Lovers... 695 01:01:20,898 --> 01:01:24,356 No, no, as he left he said: 696 01:01:24,564 --> 01:01:27,689 "Tomorrow we shall applaud your Don Juan." 697 01:01:29,064 --> 01:01:31,981 Why don't I play Matamore's part? 698 01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:34,064 So I must battle you. 699 01:01:34,273 --> 01:01:37,106 Are you tall and thin? Can you handle a sword? 700 01:01:37,314 --> 01:01:39,814 Yes, let's not be sacrilegious. 701 01:01:41,731 --> 01:01:43,939 Now we'll sleep. 702 01:01:44,731 --> 01:01:48,314 At dawn we'll press on to Paris, 703 01:01:48,523 --> 01:01:52,606 having cocked a snook at fifty gold Louis. 704 01:01:55,148 --> 01:01:56,648 Fifty Louis! 705 01:02:01,939 --> 01:02:03,023 And me! 706 01:02:06,398 --> 01:02:07,981 I'm tall... 707 01:02:08,523 --> 01:02:11,814 I'm thin and I can handle the sword. 708 01:02:12,023 --> 01:02:14,773 You? Are you quite mad? 709 01:02:14,981 --> 01:02:18,356 Not, but I'll become mad! With no acting experience, 710 01:02:18,564 --> 01:02:22,731 I'll be insulted by the audience and I'll be unhappy. 711 01:02:23,398 --> 01:02:26,981 Master! Now that's quite enough. 712 01:02:27,731 --> 01:02:31,439 He's not feeling well. He's eaten and he isn't used to it. 713 01:02:31,648 --> 01:02:32,773 So obviously... 714 01:02:32,981 --> 01:02:37,106 What's this "I'm tall, I'm thin..." Be quiet, boss! 715 01:02:37,314 --> 01:02:41,731 You want to be a traveling performer like us? 716 01:02:41,939 --> 01:02:44,856 A Romany, like our troupe? No, Baron. 717 01:02:45,064 --> 01:02:49,606 Go to Paris, or it's farewell King, and farewell to me. 718 01:02:49,814 --> 01:02:51,148 Never mind all this... 719 01:02:51,356 --> 01:02:54,106 I'm talking, look at me! 720 01:02:54,314 --> 01:02:57,439 This is important, what are you looking at? 721 01:02:57,648 --> 01:03:01,981 You, Isabella, always fluttering your eyelashes! 722 01:03:02,189 --> 01:03:05,856 Just leave him alone. I talk but he looks at her. 723 01:03:06,064 --> 01:03:08,148 That's it, I've lost my master. 724 01:03:08,564 --> 01:03:11,356 An actor, why not? Excellent! 725 01:03:11,564 --> 01:03:15,064 Fine, so now the Baron's an actor! 726 01:03:15,273 --> 01:03:17,356 Altogether now. "Be an actor!" 727 01:03:26,606 --> 01:03:28,231 Blow, raging wind! 728 01:03:28,439 --> 01:03:32,856 Howl your fury till your cheeks explode! 729 01:03:34,898 --> 01:03:37,856 This is not for me, I'm not of the North! 730 01:03:38,064 --> 01:03:42,439 “The invincible force and the fearsome sight... 731 01:03:43,564 --> 01:03:45,356 "of my infallible sword..." 732 01:03:47,064 --> 01:03:50,648 Use the script as a guide. You can improvise. 733 01:03:53,189 --> 01:03:56,648 “I am ready to cut off... 734 01:03:57,314 --> 01:03:58,439 "the heads of..." 735 01:03:58,648 --> 01:04:02,939 "One hundred and fifty barbarians of the Turkestan army." 736 01:04:05,023 --> 01:04:07,148 "One hundred and fifty..." 737 01:04:08,648 --> 01:04:11,481 I'll never manage. No, of course I will! 738 01:04:15,231 --> 01:04:16,564 "Sound of trumpets..." 739 01:04:16,773 --> 01:04:18,814 Zerbina, the canvas! 740 01:04:19,814 --> 01:04:21,064 Come on, push! 741 01:04:31,148 --> 01:04:33,856 - My dear Duke. - Marquis, how are you? 742 01:04:34,064 --> 01:04:35,481 We were expecting you. 743 01:04:35,689 --> 01:04:37,189 Well, here I am. 744 01:04:38,106 --> 01:04:39,564 Marquis Nicolo. 745 01:04:40,481 --> 01:04:43,189 Always a pleasure to see you. 746 01:04:43,398 --> 01:04:46,481 If these are your pleasures, I don't envy you. 747 01:04:48,731 --> 01:04:51,148 Always the soup tureen. It's improper. 748 01:04:51,356 --> 01:04:52,856 As with all good things. 749 01:04:53,148 --> 01:04:55,189 Marquise, let me kiss your hand. 750 01:04:55,398 --> 01:04:58,856 Your sister's beauty never wanes. 751 01:04:59,148 --> 01:05:02,814 Gone is the time when your lies could affect me. 752 01:05:07,731 --> 01:05:10,148 Why did you call the Duke a liar? 753 01:05:10,356 --> 01:05:12,898 I know why, and so does he. 754 01:05:24,523 --> 01:05:26,314 Sit down, please. 755 01:05:34,439 --> 01:05:36,023 May we begin? 756 01:05:38,523 --> 01:05:39,773 Let us begin! 757 01:06:11,481 --> 01:06:14,231 I can't do it, I can't do it! 758 01:06:14,773 --> 01:06:16,814 Of course you can't, Baron. 759 01:06:17,023 --> 01:06:20,689 Let's cut the part of Matamore. Who'll notice? 760 01:06:20,898 --> 01:06:21,898 Sacrilege! 761 01:06:23,064 --> 01:06:27,439 Our Baron is expected in Paris. Must we use him like this? 762 01:06:27,648 --> 01:06:29,064 Drink this. 763 01:06:29,273 --> 01:06:30,273 It's brandy. 764 01:06:30,481 --> 01:06:33,773 - Brandy! Baron, that's enough! - A little more... 765 01:06:33,981 --> 01:06:36,606 Don't drink it. Enough, Baron! 766 01:06:55,648 --> 01:06:57,606 What is that object? 767 01:06:58,439 --> 01:07:02,689 An optical instrument, the better to see. From Pisa. 768 01:07:03,814 --> 01:07:04,814 Interesting. 769 01:07:57,523 --> 01:07:58,773 What am I to do? 770 01:07:58,981 --> 01:08:03,689 Now you ask me what to do! Wait a moment... 771 01:08:06,023 --> 01:08:10,731 Here, you'll be better off in this. As if in a cupboard. 772 01:08:10,939 --> 01:08:14,856 Any nobleman meeting you tomorrow won't recognize you. 773 01:08:16,106 --> 01:08:17,148 I cannot breathe. 774 01:08:17,356 --> 01:08:20,689 Breathe through your mouth, not your nose. 775 01:08:20,898 --> 01:08:21,898 I can't speak! 776 01:08:22,106 --> 01:08:24,231 - Is it the mask? - No, fear. 777 01:08:24,439 --> 01:08:27,523 Fear, of course. I told you, forget it. 778 01:08:27,731 --> 01:08:29,689 We'll manage, it isn't too late. 779 01:08:29,898 --> 01:08:30,689 Now it is. 780 01:08:30,898 --> 01:08:32,648 Bravo, Miss Zerbina! 781 01:08:33,356 --> 01:08:34,356 Bravo! 782 01:08:42,523 --> 01:08:45,689 Well, you wanted to do it, so on you go. 783 01:08:45,898 --> 01:08:48,231 - Incomparable! - Thank you. 784 01:08:48,439 --> 01:08:49,439 Quick! 785 01:08:52,189 --> 01:08:54,231 I'm ashamed. 786 01:08:54,439 --> 01:08:55,648 Do it, for me. 787 01:08:55,856 --> 01:08:58,356 Will it be enough to make myself loved? 788 01:08:58,564 --> 01:09:00,981 You already are. Now go! 789 01:09:04,606 --> 01:09:07,814 They're so very graceful. And fine singers. 790 01:09:09,189 --> 01:09:12,148 - I can't do it. - Go, go... on stage! 791 01:09:15,981 --> 01:09:16,981 I was pushed! 792 01:09:19,773 --> 01:09:20,773 My lines! 793 01:09:21,231 --> 01:09:24,606 "Sound of trumpets! Fracas of guns! Signs of death!" 794 01:09:25,939 --> 01:09:29,648 Signs of trumpets! Sound of guns! 795 01:09:29,856 --> 01:09:34,606 Fracas of death! Here are the companions... 796 01:09:35,564 --> 01:09:38,148 - of Captain... - He's forgotten. 797 01:09:39,481 --> 01:09:41,398 Matamore! Stop the fracas! 798 01:09:41,856 --> 01:09:44,314 Of Captain Fracassa! 799 01:09:44,523 --> 01:09:47,856 First among the... first warriors 800 01:09:48,064 --> 01:09:50,231 of the greatest renown... 801 01:09:51,273 --> 01:09:53,648 With one blow from my infallible sword, 802 01:09:53,856 --> 01:09:56,981 I cut off the heads of a hundred... no... 803 01:09:58,356 --> 01:09:59,356 Of fifty... 804 01:10:00,148 --> 01:10:04,023 No. "A hundred and fifty barbarians of the Turkestan army." 805 01:10:04,231 --> 01:10:05,606 "Of the Turkestan army." 806 01:10:05,814 --> 01:10:08,106 Barbarians of the Kurdish navy! 807 01:10:09,356 --> 01:10:10,439 To death! 808 01:10:11,856 --> 01:10:12,898 To death! 809 01:10:13,814 --> 01:10:16,439 To death! To death! 810 01:10:17,023 --> 01:10:20,106 I am afraid of nobody! 811 01:10:25,981 --> 01:10:27,231 Go on, Leandre! 812 01:10:27,439 --> 01:10:29,189 Get on, keep it going! 813 01:10:30,939 --> 01:10:34,689 To what do we owe this ill-mannered racket? 814 01:10:39,398 --> 01:10:42,106 Ah, I see you have recognized me. 815 01:10:42,648 --> 01:10:48,981 And now you will accuse me of dishonoring your betrothed. 816 01:10:49,189 --> 01:10:50,189 Yes, exactly! 817 01:10:53,939 --> 01:10:56,481 Then I am ready to give you satisfaction. 818 01:10:57,481 --> 01:10:58,481 Fight! 819 01:11:01,773 --> 01:11:03,314 Then you will say... 820 01:11:04,731 --> 01:11:06,731 And will I say...? 821 01:11:06,939 --> 01:11:08,564 "I shall fight in retreat." 822 01:11:09,106 --> 01:11:12,648 Exactly! How does he know everything I'm going to say? 823 01:11:15,523 --> 01:11:16,898 Fight, coward! 824 01:11:17,564 --> 01:11:19,273 Unsheathe your sword! 825 01:11:19,689 --> 01:11:21,189 I already have done. 826 01:11:22,731 --> 01:11:27,606 Captain Mata... Captain Fracassa, I demand to cross swords with you. 827 01:11:27,814 --> 01:11:30,231 Go ahead, I'll be your second! 828 01:11:30,439 --> 01:11:33,606 - He can improvise! - Like all shy people. 829 01:11:33,814 --> 01:11:36,148 And you didn't want him. He's good! 830 01:11:36,356 --> 01:11:38,481 Yes, just as I feared. 831 01:11:38,689 --> 01:11:42,356 Defend yourself, coward! Defend yourself! 832 01:11:49,023 --> 01:11:50,939 Other adventures await me. 833 01:11:51,773 --> 01:11:54,773 I am seized with a desire to conquer Thisbe! 834 01:11:54,981 --> 01:11:57,898 I shall give she who saved me a zest for life. 835 01:11:58,106 --> 01:11:59,106 Curtain! 836 01:12:21,689 --> 01:12:25,231 It's beautiful! Was it built for your own personal use? 837 01:12:25,439 --> 01:12:31,481 You may perform in this theater every night if you so please. 838 01:12:32,148 --> 01:12:35,106 And I will be your sole spectator. 839 01:12:35,314 --> 01:12:37,439 Would you like to see my chateau? 840 01:12:37,648 --> 01:12:39,523 - The kitchens too? - Why not? 841 01:12:39,731 --> 01:12:42,398 I have to recite my own part 842 01:12:42,606 --> 01:12:46,773 while watching the playacting of all the others. 843 01:12:47,064 --> 01:12:49,273 Every ship needs its captain. 844 01:12:49,481 --> 01:12:53,273 The young can look old and the old young and seductive. 845 01:13:07,856 --> 01:13:10,314 Congratulations, etcetera. 846 01:13:12,939 --> 01:13:14,898 Thank you, etcetera. 847 01:13:16,314 --> 01:13:18,648 I dislike speaking in metaphors. 848 01:13:19,939 --> 01:13:25,231 I never refer to home life as a "warm loaf of bread", 849 01:13:25,439 --> 01:13:27,856 or honor as a "priceless vase", 850 01:13:28,064 --> 01:13:32,148 or a shapely rump as a “beautiful guitar”. I like clarity. 851 01:13:34,481 --> 01:13:37,481 Well, in a way, I understand you. 852 01:13:37,689 --> 01:13:40,939 On stage you are beautiful 853 01:13:41,148 --> 01:13:43,023 with dubious morals. 854 01:13:43,231 --> 01:13:45,606 In real life you are just as beautiful. 855 01:13:46,898 --> 01:13:50,689 But are your morals equally as dubious? 856 01:13:53,856 --> 01:13:56,148 My, just listen to you. 857 01:13:56,356 --> 01:13:58,606 I can put up with anything. 858 01:13:58,814 --> 01:14:03,064 Would it tempt you to remain here for the rest of your life? 859 01:14:03,981 --> 01:14:06,856 In return you would have a title. 860 01:14:07,981 --> 01:14:09,814 For what it's worth. 861 01:14:10,023 --> 01:14:12,606 Food and lodgings... 862 01:14:14,939 --> 01:14:20,523 That said if you only last a year, rill allow you 500 gold ecus. 863 01:14:21,564 --> 01:14:24,148 One month, 100 ecus. 864 01:14:24,356 --> 01:14:26,356 One week, 20. 865 01:14:28,273 --> 01:14:30,148 One night only, 5. 866 01:14:34,273 --> 01:14:35,606 Let's say 6? 867 01:14:38,898 --> 01:14:41,606 My, just listen to you. 868 01:14:41,814 --> 01:14:43,481 As you already said. 869 01:14:47,314 --> 01:14:50,064 Then let me put it another way. 870 01:14:50,439 --> 01:14:52,981 You like clarity... I don't. 871 01:14:54,231 --> 01:14:55,731 I adore metaphor. 872 01:14:57,231 --> 01:15:00,898 I like my home life with the "milk of human kindness". 873 01:15:01,106 --> 01:15:03,731 I mean... I like my bread buttered. 874 01:15:04,648 --> 01:15:06,148 Let's get to the point. 875 01:15:06,731 --> 01:15:07,814 I'm getting there. 876 01:15:08,731 --> 01:15:10,731 Stick your ecus up your guitar! 877 01:15:14,648 --> 01:15:20,356 And thus ended a love that could have been forever. 878 01:15:20,606 --> 01:15:21,731 My Lady. 879 01:15:22,731 --> 01:15:23,773 My Lord. 880 01:15:58,981 --> 01:16:01,148 How long have you been there? 881 01:16:02,273 --> 01:16:04,023 My God, the shame! 882 01:16:04,481 --> 01:16:08,189 You've nothing to be ashamed of, I assure you. 883 01:16:08,856 --> 01:16:09,856 Get out! 884 01:16:11,481 --> 01:16:13,106 You've no place here. 885 01:16:15,189 --> 01:16:19,023 How can you judge me, without knowing me better? 886 01:16:19,231 --> 01:16:21,231 I wish to neither judge you nor know you. 887 01:16:22,231 --> 01:16:26,106 If you don't leave immediately I'll call for help. 888 01:16:27,189 --> 01:16:29,231 But what are you afraid of? 889 01:16:30,189 --> 01:16:31,481 Not my strength. 890 01:16:31,689 --> 01:16:33,481 I won't use it on you. 891 01:16:36,439 --> 01:16:38,689 Perhaps you fear your weakness? 892 01:16:39,564 --> 01:16:41,356 Do I have any hope? 893 01:16:42,898 --> 01:16:43,898 None. 894 01:16:46,356 --> 01:16:47,648 Your conduct... 895 01:16:48,689 --> 01:16:49,981 is shameful. 896 01:16:52,981 --> 01:16:54,148 You astonish me. 897 01:16:54,731 --> 01:16:56,023 A duke... 898 01:16:58,481 --> 01:16:59,939 Yes, a duke... 899 01:17:01,481 --> 01:17:02,773 thunderstruck... 900 01:17:03,148 --> 01:17:06,189 with bedazzlement before you. 901 01:17:06,606 --> 01:17:08,314 But still a duke. 902 01:17:11,898 --> 01:17:13,648 You've been warned. 903 01:17:15,106 --> 01:17:16,481 Here goes... 904 01:17:18,481 --> 01:17:21,773 Help! Help! 905 01:17:25,064 --> 01:17:26,898 Sir, I demand satisfaction! 906 01:17:30,689 --> 01:17:32,606 Good Lord, what's going on? 907 01:17:33,273 --> 01:17:36,314 What's all this? What happened, my friend? 908 01:17:36,523 --> 01:17:39,856 I don't know. I believe this stripling, 909 01:17:40,064 --> 01:17:42,731 although in the wrong, seeks satisfaction. 910 01:17:42,939 --> 01:17:44,898 Perhaps he will have it. 911 01:17:45,106 --> 01:17:49,523 No, Excellentissime! You wish to fight this kid? 912 01:17:50,398 --> 01:17:55,273 I hear you're the premier swordsman in France. 913 01:17:55,481 --> 01:17:59,064 He's unworthy of you. A simple actor. 914 01:17:59,273 --> 01:18:02,314 You didn't recognize him without the mask. 915 01:18:02,523 --> 01:18:06,523 He was on stage, being kicked! Anyway, it's over now. 916 01:18:06,731 --> 01:18:08,773 Yes, perhaps you are right. 917 01:18:09,314 --> 01:18:11,273 Mil let my men attend to him. 918 01:18:15,564 --> 01:18:17,398 Or perhaps not. 919 01:18:18,439 --> 01:18:22,898 Let's pretend this farce ended with the comical anger of a vile dandy. 920 01:18:23,981 --> 01:18:25,148 Take him away. 921 01:18:25,439 --> 01:18:29,189 I am Jean-Luc Henri Camille, Baron of Sigognac. 922 01:18:35,314 --> 01:18:39,231 My family is at least two centuries older than the Vallombrosas, 923 01:18:39,439 --> 01:18:41,106 only recently titled. 924 01:18:41,523 --> 01:18:45,731 As for your ancestors, Duke, the Sigognacs always had precedence. 925 01:19:10,148 --> 01:19:15,564 Bravo! Did you see his face when he realized who you were? 926 01:19:15,773 --> 01:19:17,023 He soon cleared off! 927 01:19:17,231 --> 01:19:20,273 Boss, you're a baron... and must act like one. 928 01:19:20,481 --> 01:19:23,939 And you're a valet, and valets don't intervene! 929 01:19:24,148 --> 01:19:25,648 They don't dare! 930 01:19:29,314 --> 01:19:31,314 You're beautiful, Baron. 931 01:19:31,523 --> 01:19:33,606 I love it when you treat me badly! 932 01:19:34,023 --> 01:19:36,481 Bravo! Now you're a real boss. 933 01:19:36,689 --> 01:19:40,606 Angry, authoritarian and stupid, like all bosses! 934 01:19:40,814 --> 01:19:45,064 All's well that ends well. Now for dinner! 935 01:20:07,731 --> 01:20:11,731 “To the chateau? To do what?" “Be the Marquise," he said. 936 01:20:11,939 --> 01:20:15,523 “Don't be angry," I said, “but I'm leaving with them." 937 01:20:16,189 --> 01:20:18,648 He insisted. "Sleep on it." 938 01:20:21,731 --> 01:20:24,148 "Give me your answer tomorrow morning." 939 01:20:24,356 --> 01:20:26,356 But you're the one I love. 940 01:20:29,023 --> 01:20:33,606 Did you see how good the boar's head pate was? 941 01:20:33,814 --> 01:20:39,023 And the pistachio soup. But the kitchens here are good. 942 01:20:39,231 --> 01:20:42,106 I want to be with you, to go to Paris with you. 943 01:20:43,273 --> 01:20:44,356 Honestly... 944 01:20:44,773 --> 01:20:48,064 wouldn't it bother you if I stayed here with him? 945 01:20:50,064 --> 01:20:54,356 It would bother me a little, yes. I feel a bit... 946 01:20:55,564 --> 01:20:58,481 Tomorrow I might feel different. 947 01:20:58,898 --> 01:21:02,481 Don't be angry with me, you know what I'm like. 948 01:21:02,689 --> 01:21:07,689 I change my mind, I can't be trusted in matters like this. 949 01:21:08,939 --> 01:21:11,356 I'm only happy with you, Pulcinella. 950 01:21:13,231 --> 01:21:14,231 Happy... 951 01:21:15,898 --> 01:21:17,814 Maybe you'll be happy. 952 01:21:18,939 --> 01:21:21,189 Here you might be unhappy but... 953 01:21:21,731 --> 01:21:24,231 at least you'll be comfortable. 954 01:21:27,148 --> 01:21:30,731 Is it better to be happy or comfortable? 955 01:21:30,939 --> 01:21:32,898 It's better to be comfortable. 956 01:21:34,273 --> 01:21:36,356 When you're comfortable... 957 01:21:37,356 --> 01:21:40,314 it can last a lifetime, whereas happiness... 958 01:21:40,856 --> 01:21:43,814 We all know what it's like. 959 01:21:47,064 --> 01:21:48,189 And yet... 960 01:21:49,314 --> 01:21:50,314 And yet? 961 01:21:51,106 --> 01:21:53,189 I want to live with you! 962 01:21:54,939 --> 01:21:56,356 Zerbina. 963 01:22:06,731 --> 01:22:08,106 Stop it, Zerbina. 964 01:22:09,398 --> 01:22:13,189 Zerbina, you and I were born subjects. 965 01:22:13,398 --> 01:22:15,648 We have to bow down. 966 01:22:17,648 --> 01:22:22,981 When will you have another chance to play the marquise? 967 01:22:25,273 --> 01:22:28,773 To have a mistress's room, a mistress's bed? 968 01:22:28,981 --> 01:22:30,356 With mattresses. 969 01:22:31,481 --> 01:22:34,064 A silent woolen mattress. Stop, Zerbina! 970 01:22:35,189 --> 01:22:39,606 Real furs in winter, nice, fresh clothes in summer... 971 01:22:42,648 --> 01:22:44,731 Nightgowns of silk... 972 01:22:46,231 --> 01:22:48,481 Not like this one... 973 01:22:50,064 --> 01:22:51,856 of scratchy cloth. 974 01:22:52,773 --> 01:22:55,898 He'll treat you well, he's a good man. 975 01:22:56,106 --> 01:22:57,314 Very good. 976 01:23:02,981 --> 01:23:05,773 And he's not so ugly. On the contrary. 977 01:23:05,981 --> 01:23:09,231 - No, not ugly at all. - You'll be fine. 978 01:23:10,106 --> 01:23:11,439 Just fine. 979 01:23:14,898 --> 01:23:18,106 And Ill visit you whenever I'm round here. 980 01:23:19,356 --> 01:23:21,314 And me... 981 01:23:21,606 --> 01:23:24,648 I'll always lay on a grand meal. 982 01:23:29,648 --> 01:23:32,523 And so you gave up the love of Zerbina... 983 01:23:32,981 --> 01:23:33,981 for love? 984 01:23:35,481 --> 01:23:36,481 Love? 985 01:23:36,648 --> 01:23:39,648 Who said anything about...? 986 01:23:39,856 --> 01:23:45,398 For your information, I've never loved anything or anybody. 987 01:23:45,606 --> 01:23:49,106 I love pizza with figs on it, and even then... 988 01:23:52,148 --> 01:23:53,523 How is he? 989 01:23:58,189 --> 01:24:00,939 - Anyone been seen coming yet? - No one. 990 01:24:01,148 --> 01:24:05,398 You're still hoping? Meanwhile the kid just gets worse. 991 01:24:08,898 --> 01:24:10,148 No, thank you. 992 01:24:13,481 --> 01:24:15,023 Who are you expecting? 993 01:24:16,814 --> 01:24:20,814 A doctor is meant to be coming. A really good one. 994 01:24:21,023 --> 01:24:24,356 A specialist in wounds from duels. 995 01:24:24,856 --> 01:24:26,481 Duel, what duel? 996 01:24:26,689 --> 01:24:31,564 Didn't you tell me that the Duke refused the Baron's challenge 997 01:24:31,773 --> 01:24:33,981 and calmly left Isabella's room? 998 01:24:34,481 --> 01:24:38,856 Well, he... And no one talks to me that way, OK? 999 01:24:39,064 --> 01:24:43,356 You seemed to be saying... If I want to speak, I'll speak. 1000 01:24:44,023 --> 01:24:49,981 On leaving the Marquis be Gruyere's chateau in the morning, 1001 01:24:50,189 --> 01:24:54,481 Sigognac was nowhere to be found. Same for Isabella. 1002 01:24:54,689 --> 01:24:56,814 - What happened? - What happened? 1003 01:24:58,648 --> 01:25:00,648 Well, what happened was... 1004 01:25:01,314 --> 01:25:04,606 at dawn, Isabella... 1005 01:25:04,898 --> 01:25:07,939 woke up with a sudden start. 1006 01:25:08,398 --> 01:25:11,481 Because she suddenly remembered something 1007 01:25:11,689 --> 01:25:14,439 from an old farce by her uncle Matamore. 1008 01:25:14,648 --> 01:25:18,189 When he had to fight a duel with a nobleman 1009 01:25:18,398 --> 01:25:20,898 without people noticing, 1010 01:25:21,106 --> 01:25:24,398 he doffed his hat with his left hand. 1011 01:25:24,606 --> 01:25:26,731 Why the left hand, not the right? 1012 01:25:26,939 --> 01:25:30,356 Gentlemen's codes. Anyway, no matter... 1013 01:25:30,564 --> 01:25:32,898 It must be a Spanish tradition. 1014 01:25:33,106 --> 01:25:34,939 Yes, if you say so. 1015 01:25:35,148 --> 01:25:37,981 I don't know but it's a stupid tradition. 1016 01:25:38,189 --> 01:25:41,314 It has cost the life of many a gentleman 1017 01:25:41,523 --> 01:25:44,773 who had the misfortune to be left-handed. Anyway... 1018 01:25:44,981 --> 01:25:46,523 But that's not the issue. 1019 01:25:47,398 --> 01:25:50,481 Isabella is the issue for us. 1020 01:25:51,481 --> 01:25:52,981 At dawn... 1021 01:25:53,189 --> 01:25:56,606 she remembered that the Duke be Vallombrosa 1022 01:25:56,814 --> 01:26:01,273 had greeted the Baron be Sigognac by doffing his hat with his left hand. 1023 01:26:03,439 --> 01:26:04,523 She gasped! 1024 01:27:03,981 --> 01:27:07,273 If you prove your intelligence, despite your nobility, 1025 01:27:07,773 --> 01:27:10,314 and beg my pardon, I will spare your life. 1026 01:27:10,523 --> 01:27:12,481 No, this duel is not over! 1027 01:28:07,731 --> 01:28:08,731 So? 1028 01:28:10,939 --> 01:28:12,523 Do what you must. 1029 01:28:18,106 --> 01:28:20,523 No! Stop! 1030 01:28:21,523 --> 01:28:24,856 - What are you doing here? - This is no place for you. 1031 01:28:25,064 --> 01:28:26,689 Show him some mercy. 1032 01:28:26,898 --> 01:28:30,148 I have, several times. For me, the duel is over. 1033 01:28:30,356 --> 01:28:31,564 Not for me! 1034 01:28:36,439 --> 01:28:40,398 See? I have to run him through or this farce will never end! 1035 01:28:40,606 --> 01:28:43,148 - Give up, for me! - Never! Go! 1036 01:28:43,356 --> 01:28:44,439 You, give up! 1037 01:28:44,648 --> 01:28:46,481 Me? And for what reason? 1038 01:28:46,689 --> 01:28:47,689 You're stronger. 1039 01:28:47,898 --> 01:28:52,273 The strong ceding to the weak? That would be a first! 1040 01:28:52,481 --> 01:28:54,106 You would have my gratitude! 1041 01:28:54,314 --> 01:28:56,939 Gratitude is a plant that bears no fruit. 1042 01:28:57,148 --> 01:28:59,064 What if I stayed with you? 1043 01:28:59,273 --> 01:29:00,064 Be quiet! 1044 01:29:00,273 --> 01:29:02,773 You'd only be doing it to save his life. 1045 01:29:03,148 --> 01:29:05,564 His, yes, but ours too. 1046 01:29:05,773 --> 01:29:08,898 If one of us was dead, what would the other do? 1047 01:29:09,106 --> 01:29:12,273 Do what you have to! Finish the duel! 1048 01:29:15,564 --> 01:29:17,148 I will come with you. 1049 01:29:25,981 --> 01:29:27,273 Finish this duel! 1050 01:29:31,023 --> 01:29:32,148 Isabella! 1051 01:29:54,814 --> 01:29:57,023 Duke, if you're a man, come back. 1052 01:30:07,106 --> 01:30:09,023 You're a coward, Duke! 1053 01:30:10,564 --> 01:30:14,689 I'll stop you... I'll stop you! 1054 01:30:20,689 --> 01:30:25,814 He remained there for hours in the downpour. 1055 01:30:26,023 --> 01:30:28,773 By the time I found him, 1056 01:30:28,981 --> 01:30:32,148 the Baron had already lost a demijohn of blood. 1057 01:30:54,314 --> 01:30:57,523 It was only for a moment, but I thought it. 1058 01:31:00,314 --> 01:31:04,856 When Pulcinella came back with you, wounded and wailing, 1059 01:31:05,106 --> 01:31:07,064 "Serves him right," I thought. 1060 01:31:08,023 --> 01:31:11,356 "That'll teach him to chase after that silly goose." 1061 01:31:20,939 --> 01:31:23,356 Ah, young man whom I loved so. 1062 01:31:24,856 --> 01:31:26,939 The pain you've caused me. 1063 01:31:32,773 --> 01:31:35,523 You wanted to make Serafina suffer too. 1064 01:31:37,273 --> 01:31:40,106 "Delayed revenge for her," you thought... 1065 01:31:41,356 --> 01:31:43,439 with the cruelty of youth. 1066 01:31:46,398 --> 01:31:48,398 Perhaps I'm the perfidious one. 1067 01:31:51,564 --> 01:31:54,273 Instead of sympathizing with your plight, 1068 01:31:55,898 --> 01:31:58,231 I only sympathized with my own. 1069 01:32:11,398 --> 01:32:13,773 What does she have that I don't? 1070 01:32:16,939 --> 01:32:20,064 Perhaps it's just that you don't know her well. 1071 01:32:21,356 --> 01:32:23,398 Serafina, as everyone knows... 1072 01:32:24,898 --> 01:32:28,773 is apt to laugh all night and weep all day. 1073 01:32:33,898 --> 01:32:35,648 But what about Isabella? 1074 01:32:38,064 --> 01:32:40,064 Is she really so naive? 1075 01:32:42,814 --> 01:32:45,939 Does she not have two faces, like the rest of us? 1076 01:32:48,231 --> 01:32:52,856 In real life is she not as she is as an actress? 1077 01:32:59,523 --> 01:33:02,606 I'm always whining, I even bore myself. 1078 01:33:05,481 --> 01:33:07,606 That's because I'm so afraid. 1079 01:33:12,814 --> 01:33:15,481 Only fifteen years hence I'll be fifty. 1080 01:33:31,898 --> 01:33:33,314 Dawn already. 1081 01:33:34,231 --> 01:33:36,648 And everything begins to end again. 1082 01:33:37,648 --> 01:33:39,148 Very cheerful! 1083 01:33:41,648 --> 01:33:42,939 How is he? 1084 01:33:45,189 --> 01:33:46,314 Stable. 1085 01:33:47,731 --> 01:33:48,898 Like you. 1086 01:33:54,523 --> 01:34:00,106 Serafina, a lifetime ago, I heard you say you were old. 1087 01:34:00,439 --> 01:34:03,898 You heard me? I was delirious with hunger. 1088 01:34:04,106 --> 01:34:07,814 Hunger! It always gets the blame. 1089 01:34:08,023 --> 01:34:10,856 Complaints, meanness, crime... 1090 01:34:11,064 --> 01:34:13,148 Who's to blame? Poor hunger! 1091 01:34:13,356 --> 01:34:16,606 - What if it's true? - True? 1092 01:34:16,814 --> 01:34:21,814 It would be true if those who aren't hungry behaved well. 1093 01:34:23,023 --> 01:34:25,023 Sadly it isn't the case. 1094 01:34:31,981 --> 01:34:33,731 Hey, don't be like that. 1095 01:34:38,481 --> 01:34:39,898 Poor young thing. 1096 01:34:42,898 --> 01:34:45,189 People often say to me "poor thing". 1097 01:34:46,023 --> 01:34:47,564 Never "young", though. 1098 01:34:48,023 --> 01:34:50,856 Oh, you spout nonsense, Serafina! 1099 01:34:51,689 --> 01:34:57,189 You always weigh what people say, what people do. 1100 01:34:57,398 --> 01:34:59,314 Just let it ride! 1101 01:35:03,189 --> 01:35:04,898 Who's that mumbling? 1102 01:35:05,314 --> 01:35:07,689 It's us, Mr. Tyrant. We're rehearsing. 1103 01:35:07,898 --> 01:35:09,148 Do it outside. 1104 01:35:10,148 --> 01:35:12,064 They already are outside. 1105 01:35:12,689 --> 01:35:16,398 Inside, then. And get some sleep! 1106 01:35:20,814 --> 01:35:22,564 Will he make it? 1107 01:35:23,606 --> 01:35:26,481 It might have been better if he'd never met us. 1108 01:35:26,689 --> 01:35:28,939 Better for him, and for us. 1109 01:35:30,023 --> 01:35:32,689 Pulcinella, is that your hand? 1110 01:35:33,564 --> 01:35:36,023 You know you're very cute. 1111 01:35:36,523 --> 01:35:37,564 You too. 1112 01:35:37,981 --> 01:35:40,689 - Now it's your hand too. - Oh, sorry. 1113 01:35:40,898 --> 01:35:45,773 No, carry on. Where does it say we always have to suffer? 1114 01:35:47,023 --> 01:35:48,189 Suffer? 1115 01:35:48,981 --> 01:35:53,648 It's different for men. The years aren't so hard on you. 1116 01:35:54,523 --> 01:35:56,523 When you're young... 1117 01:35:56,731 --> 01:35:59,231 Pulcinella... Pulcinella! 1118 01:36:05,148 --> 01:36:09,523 You young actors are so static. You don't project yourselves. 1119 01:36:09,731 --> 01:36:12,314 With all due respect, you're exaggerating. 1120 01:36:12,523 --> 01:36:15,731 Am I? With just one wave of my hand... 1121 01:36:15,939 --> 01:36:18,439 See? You overdo the hand movements. 1122 01:36:18,648 --> 01:36:20,856 - To work! - You overdo the hands. 1123 01:36:21,731 --> 01:36:23,939 Resistance is useless! 1124 01:36:24,148 --> 01:36:25,689 Here we go again. 1125 01:36:25,898 --> 01:36:30,773 One false move and my bloodthirsty band will unleash a hail of bullets! 1126 01:36:30,981 --> 01:36:32,189 Agostino! 1127 01:36:41,106 --> 01:36:44,314 - The same ones again? - I told you. 1128 01:36:54,606 --> 01:36:56,689 Where is the beautiful lady? 1129 01:36:56,898 --> 01:36:58,231 In the caravan. 1130 01:37:03,231 --> 01:37:06,648 - What are you cooking? - Boiled grass. 1131 01:37:06,856 --> 01:37:07,856 Good! 1132 01:37:14,564 --> 01:37:15,898 Pobrecito! 1133 01:37:19,439 --> 01:37:20,981 What's wrong? 1134 01:37:21,273 --> 01:37:23,689 A beautiful lady like you, crying? 1135 01:37:29,314 --> 01:37:30,523 Listen... 1136 01:37:32,439 --> 01:37:34,981 Do you want your necklace back? 1137 01:37:35,189 --> 01:37:37,023 Do you? 1138 01:37:47,564 --> 01:37:48,731 But... 1139 01:37:50,023 --> 01:37:51,314 Are you sure? 1140 01:37:51,523 --> 01:37:53,814 On the word of The Implacable One. 1141 01:37:54,314 --> 01:37:56,481 He can even cure skeletons. 1142 01:37:56,773 --> 01:38:00,981 The greatest sawbones alive. He has wells of science. 1143 01:38:01,439 --> 01:38:05,648 I could fetch him, it isn't far. Five or six hours there and back. 1144 01:38:05,856 --> 01:38:06,856 Then go! 1145 01:38:07,981 --> 01:38:09,189 Yes... 1146 01:38:10,189 --> 01:38:11,189 Only... 1147 01:38:12,939 --> 01:38:14,023 Only what? 1148 01:38:15,981 --> 01:38:19,606 The money... unless he gets muchisima money, 1149 01:38:19,814 --> 01:38:21,606 the sawbones doesn't move. 1150 01:38:24,064 --> 01:38:27,564 How much is muchisima? 1151 01:38:27,773 --> 01:38:28,939 Why? 1152 01:38:29,148 --> 01:38:30,564 I need to know. 1153 01:38:31,606 --> 01:38:35,273 100 or 200 ecus... that's his price. 1154 01:38:36,314 --> 01:38:40,231 While schemers and the favored wear cloths of gold, 1155 01:38:40,439 --> 01:38:43,731 artists have coats with holes, but through those holes 1156 01:38:43,939 --> 01:38:45,981 may be glimpsed virtue and honor. 1157 01:38:47,314 --> 01:38:48,481 What did he say? 1158 01:38:50,023 --> 01:38:51,856 He said we haven't got a bean. 1159 01:39:02,731 --> 01:39:04,314 Rill be right back. 1160 01:39:16,273 --> 01:39:21,439 He says he knows a doctor who can cure anything. 1161 01:39:24,898 --> 01:39:27,606 Alright, I admit, let's suppose... 1162 01:39:29,356 --> 01:39:34,064 Would you... give money to these people? 1163 01:39:35,606 --> 01:39:37,481 If I had any I would. 1164 01:39:37,689 --> 01:39:41,606 Of course, so would I, but they'd have to be good people. 1165 01:39:41,981 --> 01:39:45,356 But them... I'd give them money 1166 01:39:45,564 --> 01:39:48,814 only he's a bandit and she's a girl bandit. 1167 01:39:49,023 --> 01:39:52,939 You know what he calls himself? The Implacable One. 1168 01:39:54,314 --> 01:39:59,064 Would you trust your money with a man called The Implacable One? 1169 01:40:00,273 --> 01:40:01,773 I'd do it anyway. 1170 01:40:28,564 --> 01:40:30,689 I have a hundred gold ecus here. 1171 01:40:31,439 --> 01:40:33,273 A hundred gold ecus? 1172 01:40:39,564 --> 01:40:43,064 Give it to him, because I cannot. 1173 01:40:43,273 --> 01:40:45,189 His servant gave it to me. 1174 01:40:45,564 --> 01:40:49,856 “Lead the Baron,” he said... 1175 01:40:50,773 --> 01:40:52,439 “to a better life”. 1176 01:40:53,189 --> 01:40:55,648 Looks like I did a fine job. 1177 01:41:00,398 --> 01:41:01,648 100 gold ecus. 1178 01:41:13,231 --> 01:41:15,939 I'll do my best... Kid! 1179 01:41:26,273 --> 01:41:28,106 Take the horse. 1180 01:41:28,314 --> 01:41:30,606 That one? No, thanks! 1181 01:41:45,814 --> 01:41:47,648 So, did he take it? 1182 01:41:48,314 --> 01:41:51,189 What a question. 100 ecus, of course he did! 1183 01:42:04,814 --> 01:42:08,148 By way of thanks, Serafina gave me a kiss. 1184 01:42:08,731 --> 01:42:10,106 What about the bandit? 1185 01:42:10,314 --> 01:42:14,939 The bandit? Five hours he said and it's been three days. 1186 01:42:15,148 --> 01:42:18,148 Have you seen any sawbones? Any men of science? 1187 01:42:18,356 --> 01:42:22,148 Any bandits and girl bandits with muchisima money? 1188 01:42:22,356 --> 01:42:23,856 - No. - Me neither. 1189 01:42:27,273 --> 01:42:31,231 Now you've heard the whole tale, 1190 01:42:31,439 --> 01:42:34,273 all that's happened this past year 1191 01:42:34,481 --> 01:42:38,481 until this morning when we met. 1192 01:42:44,981 --> 01:42:46,148 Pulcinella! 1193 01:42:46,981 --> 01:42:48,439 Look who's coming! 1194 01:42:53,398 --> 01:42:54,689 The great sawbones! 1195 01:44:58,398 --> 01:44:59,981 Well, your Excellency? 1196 01:45:04,189 --> 01:45:07,773 What's the diagnosis? It's sort of my line. 1197 01:45:13,439 --> 01:45:15,731 The night must pass. 1198 01:45:31,398 --> 01:45:35,606 Hey, Implacable One, Did you give him all the ecus? 1199 01:45:35,814 --> 01:45:39,189 Every last one of them. Word of honor. 1200 01:45:40,439 --> 01:45:42,648 Well, I'll get going. 1201 01:45:43,189 --> 01:45:45,273 At this hour? 1202 01:45:45,481 --> 01:45:46,731 I prefer to. 1203 01:45:46,939 --> 01:45:49,689 The roads seem cleaner at night. 1204 01:45:50,273 --> 01:45:55,689 You wouldn't rather wait and see whether he recovers? 1205 01:45:56,356 --> 01:45:57,564 No, thank you. 1206 01:45:58,273 --> 01:46:03,356 I'm sure that this unfortunate man will soon be back on his feet. 1207 01:46:06,731 --> 01:46:08,648 You really are very kind. 1208 01:46:10,898 --> 01:46:12,439 Do you have family? 1209 01:46:13,023 --> 01:46:16,189 No. In my job I must travel. 1210 01:46:16,731 --> 01:46:18,064 Yes, same in ours. 1211 01:46:19,898 --> 01:46:22,231 If I had my time again, who knows? 1212 01:46:23,398 --> 01:46:25,189 Perhaps I would choose yours. 1213 01:46:26,273 --> 01:46:28,439 For all the good it would do you! 1214 01:46:28,648 --> 01:46:30,731 - Farewell, Pulcinella. - Farewell. 1215 01:46:32,856 --> 01:46:35,231 Always keep your oxen clean. 1216 01:46:35,439 --> 01:46:36,481 Don't worry. 1217 01:46:37,106 --> 01:46:39,314 Use a fine-tooth comb. 1218 01:46:39,648 --> 01:46:41,398 Bury the excrement! 1219 01:46:41,606 --> 01:46:42,939 Yes, yes. Farewell. 1220 01:46:43,148 --> 01:46:46,939 And boil up your socks at least once a week! 1221 01:46:48,231 --> 01:46:49,856 That's all we need. 1222 01:47:08,856 --> 01:47:10,439 Lucky charms... 1223 01:47:13,648 --> 01:47:15,689 Lucky charms... 1224 01:47:34,689 --> 01:47:38,939 For having committed with his gang of bandits, 1225 01:47:39,148 --> 01:47:42,564 all of them fugitives of justice, 1226 01:47:42,773 --> 01:47:46,981 numerous thefts, attacks, assaults 1227 01:47:47,189 --> 01:47:50,523 and ambushes at various times in various places, 1228 01:47:50,731 --> 01:47:53,356 along the highways and byways, 1229 01:47:53,564 --> 01:47:58,064 to the detriment of the defenseless subjects of King Louis XIII, 1230 01:47:59,064 --> 01:48:02,856 in accordance with the judgment of the Royal Court of Justice, 1231 01:48:03,773 --> 01:48:06,606 the accused, Agostino Feera be Collas, 1232 01:48:06,814 --> 01:48:08,814 known as The Implacable One, 1233 01:48:09,023 --> 01:48:15,439 is hereby condemned to die before the people here gathered 1234 01:48:15,648 --> 01:48:18,398 by means of the wheel... 1235 01:48:19,856 --> 01:48:21,481 until his life expires. 1236 01:48:32,523 --> 01:48:33,814 Lucky charms... 1237 01:48:39,939 --> 01:48:42,856 The knife... Give me the flick knife. 1238 01:49:21,439 --> 01:49:22,439 My love... 1239 01:49:42,148 --> 01:49:43,689 He opened his eyes! 1240 01:49:50,981 --> 01:49:53,481 Master... My master! 1241 01:49:58,023 --> 01:49:59,606 He wishes to speak. 1242 01:50:00,481 --> 01:50:01,481 Master! 1243 01:50:01,523 --> 01:50:03,814 He wants to say something. 1244 01:50:04,023 --> 01:50:05,939 So let's listen, shall we? 1245 01:50:07,689 --> 01:50:08,814 He cannot. 1246 01:50:10,356 --> 01:50:12,023 Say, "Where am I?" 1247 01:50:12,648 --> 01:50:13,898 Where am I? 1248 01:50:14,606 --> 01:50:16,189 You're here, Master. 1249 01:50:16,398 --> 01:50:19,481 - Say "My friends"... - Can't you keep quiet? 1250 01:50:19,689 --> 01:50:22,481 - I want to help! - Mind your own business. 1251 01:50:23,148 --> 01:50:25,064 My friends... 1252 01:50:25,273 --> 01:50:27,314 You're here, Master. 1253 01:50:27,523 --> 01:50:31,189 You're turning all pale, as usual. 1254 01:50:31,398 --> 01:50:32,814 Don't interrupt! 1255 01:50:34,148 --> 01:50:35,189 Leandre... 1256 01:50:36,648 --> 01:50:37,939 Mr. Tyrant... 1257 01:50:39,481 --> 01:50:40,606 Madame... 1258 01:50:41,689 --> 01:50:42,898 Pulcinella... 1259 01:50:48,439 --> 01:50:49,689 Serafina. 1260 01:50:52,814 --> 01:50:54,273 Matamore is missing. 1261 01:50:55,189 --> 01:50:57,939 As well as... Zerbina. 1262 01:50:58,148 --> 01:50:59,939 And Isabella is missing. 1263 01:51:00,189 --> 01:51:02,189 Idiot, you reminded him! 1264 01:51:02,939 --> 01:51:04,314 And Isabella. 1265 01:51:06,689 --> 01:51:10,398 In my delirium I was disoriented. 1266 01:51:11,231 --> 01:51:14,231 I kept living and re-living my whole life. 1267 01:51:16,481 --> 01:51:18,106 And other lives too, 1268 01:51:18,314 --> 01:51:21,939 scenes of love, death, nightmares... 1269 01:51:22,939 --> 01:51:25,606 - I want to write! - He wants to write... 1270 01:51:25,814 --> 01:51:26,856 A great drama! 1271 01:51:27,898 --> 01:51:29,064 A comedy! 1272 01:51:29,731 --> 01:51:31,481 Wonderful roles for all. 1273 01:51:32,814 --> 01:51:35,231 Parchment... ink... 1274 01:51:35,981 --> 01:51:37,314 and quick quill! 1275 01:51:37,523 --> 01:51:41,231 - Parchment, sink and quill! - Parchment, think and pill! 1276 01:51:41,439 --> 01:51:43,148 Parchment, ink and quill! 1277 01:51:47,814 --> 01:51:48,856 Title... 1278 01:51:51,523 --> 01:51:53,231 I don't remember. 1279 01:51:53,856 --> 01:51:55,231 It'll come. 1280 01:51:55,439 --> 01:51:56,898 Act One. 1281 01:51:57,106 --> 01:51:58,648 Full stop. New line. 1282 01:51:59,814 --> 01:52:00,814 Opening scene. 1283 01:52:18,564 --> 01:52:21,814 Isabella is prisoner at my castle in Vallerbosa. 1284 01:52:22,106 --> 01:52:24,148 Leandre, the lisp... 1285 01:52:24,564 --> 01:52:28,356 I-th-abella is pri-th-oner at Vallerbo-tha... 1286 01:52:28,564 --> 01:52:32,189 Where she will remain till she surrenders. 1287 01:52:32,398 --> 01:52:33,398 Duke! 1288 01:52:33,939 --> 01:52:36,023 Love cannot be won by force. 1289 01:52:36,231 --> 01:52:38,856 Another love has me by a long chain. 1290 01:52:39,064 --> 01:52:41,481 How long? To whom? 1291 01:52:42,731 --> 01:52:45,106 Good, Serafina. Good, Leandre. 1292 01:52:45,314 --> 01:52:47,064 Now, Mr. Tyrant. 1293 01:52:52,189 --> 01:52:56,023 On stage, the old duke, father of the Duke of Vallerbosa. 1294 01:52:56,439 --> 01:53:00,356 You enter while I'm in a duel with your son the Duke. 1295 01:53:00,564 --> 01:53:02,648 He's safe, thank the Lord. 1296 01:53:02,856 --> 01:53:06,231 - Unsheathe your sword! - I have no weapon, my Lord! 1297 01:53:08,273 --> 01:53:10,481 - Fight! - Yes, I will fight! 1298 01:53:11,356 --> 01:53:12,606 Coward! 1299 01:53:12,814 --> 01:53:15,106 A duel! Desist! 1300 01:53:15,314 --> 01:53:19,106 - Father, save me! - Who challenges my son? 1301 01:53:19,314 --> 01:53:23,439 Father, Duke, meet Captain Fracassa. 1302 01:53:23,648 --> 01:53:25,314 Captain Carcass! 1303 01:53:26,856 --> 01:53:28,814 No. Fracassa. 1304 01:53:29,023 --> 01:53:30,648 But Carcass is funnier. 1305 01:53:30,856 --> 01:53:32,814 But you're not comical at first. 1306 01:53:33,023 --> 01:53:36,356 - I'm the director! - And I, the author! 1307 01:53:36,564 --> 01:53:38,898 I've been acting for 50 years! 1308 01:53:39,106 --> 01:53:42,814 Well, it's too long! You must say: FRA-CA-SSA! 1309 01:53:43,023 --> 01:53:44,856 The boy has changed! 1310 01:53:45,064 --> 01:53:46,481 CAR-CASS! 1311 01:53:46,689 --> 01:53:48,314 Oh, forget it, then! 1312 01:53:48,898 --> 01:53:50,689 And ill-tempered too. 1313 01:53:50,898 --> 01:53:53,898 So be it, then... Captain Fracassa, 1314 01:53:54,106 --> 01:53:55,814 show me the locket! 1315 01:53:57,106 --> 01:53:58,106 Locket? 1316 01:53:58,898 --> 01:54:01,523 You know how it works in duels. 1317 01:54:01,731 --> 01:54:06,356 In the end we learn that you're the brother of my own son 1318 01:54:06,564 --> 01:54:09,523 and she's the sister of my own daughter. 1319 01:54:09,731 --> 01:54:14,648 So let's see your lockets bearing the effigies of your mothers. 1320 01:54:15,314 --> 01:54:17,898 Show your lockets... 1321 01:54:27,314 --> 01:54:29,231 Whose face is this? 1322 01:54:29,439 --> 01:54:32,981 Who is this child, Miss? 1323 01:54:33,189 --> 01:54:37,814 My poor mother, abandoned by the gentleman who dishonored her. 1324 01:54:38,023 --> 01:54:39,689 She died in childbirth. 1325 01:54:39,898 --> 01:54:40,898 Then you... 1326 01:54:41,023 --> 01:54:43,314 Thus began my misfortunes. 1327 01:54:44,064 --> 01:54:47,148 A bleak future, unloved... 1328 01:54:47,356 --> 01:54:50,564 a facility to cry, heavy ankles... 1329 01:54:50,773 --> 01:54:53,023 Sorry, that's not in the script! 1330 01:54:53,231 --> 01:54:54,773 She's improvising! 1331 01:54:55,564 --> 01:54:59,564 Improvising? She's been giving us that for thirty years! 1332 01:55:00,023 --> 01:55:01,939 Take it from "abandoned". 1333 01:55:02,814 --> 01:55:06,106 Abandoned by the gentleman who dishonored her. 1334 01:55:06,481 --> 01:55:08,064 She died in childbirth. 1335 01:55:08,273 --> 01:55:11,731 Then you... you... 1336 01:55:12,106 --> 01:55:16,398 O God, that gentleman, to his eternal disgrace, is me. 1337 01:55:17,314 --> 01:55:19,106 Daughter of my heart! 1338 01:55:19,314 --> 01:55:20,731 Father of my heart!! 1339 01:55:21,523 --> 01:55:24,314 Lisabella, my sister! 1340 01:55:24,981 --> 01:55:27,356 Then you, Duke, are my brother! 1341 01:55:28,898 --> 01:55:31,023 - My cousin! - Grandfather! 1342 01:55:31,231 --> 01:55:32,981 My mother! Mama! 1343 01:55:33,189 --> 01:55:34,189 My son! 1344 01:55:34,398 --> 01:55:36,356 - Quicker! - My brother! 1345 01:55:37,689 --> 01:55:39,398 Son of my heart! 1346 01:55:41,314 --> 01:55:43,523 But what a sordid family! 1347 01:55:44,398 --> 01:55:45,398 My son! 1348 01:55:47,939 --> 01:55:49,814 Here, Act Two ends. 1349 01:55:50,439 --> 01:55:51,439 Curtain! 1350 01:55:51,689 --> 01:55:54,981 - It's me who says “curtain”. - Then Say it. 1351 01:55:55,606 --> 01:55:58,273 - Isabella! Is it you? - Serafina! 1352 01:56:00,273 --> 01:56:03,439 - Why are you hiding? - I don't want to see anybody. 1353 01:56:03,648 --> 01:56:04,648 Anybody? 1354 01:56:06,773 --> 01:56:08,648 How elegant you are! 1355 01:56:09,023 --> 01:56:10,106 May I? 1356 01:56:14,773 --> 01:56:16,023 How beautiful! 1357 01:56:19,606 --> 01:56:22,023 I never have such beautiful hair. 1358 01:56:23,106 --> 01:56:24,731 Or be so well dressed. 1359 01:56:28,523 --> 01:56:31,148 I came here fearing the worst. 1360 01:56:31,356 --> 01:56:34,981 Two days ago, a health inspector came to Vallombrosa. 1361 01:56:35,189 --> 01:56:36,814 He said he'd met you. 1362 01:56:37,023 --> 01:56:40,439 Ah, yes... a tedious man but very sweet. 1363 01:56:40,981 --> 01:56:44,564 He told me Sigognac's life was hanging by a thread. 1364 01:56:44,773 --> 01:56:47,314 The Duke told me I must come here 1365 01:56:47,523 --> 01:56:49,148 to see how he was. 1366 01:56:49,898 --> 01:56:51,731 A nice gesture. 1367 01:56:53,023 --> 01:56:54,898 How cruel is love! 1368 01:56:55,856 --> 01:56:58,189 Love given and not returned, 1369 01:56:58,398 --> 01:57:00,273 love received and not returned. 1370 01:57:01,773 --> 01:57:04,023 And those who don't know who to love. 1371 01:57:05,148 --> 01:57:07,189 Act Three: Wedding preparations. 1372 01:57:07,398 --> 01:57:08,689 Read your lines. 1373 01:57:13,023 --> 01:57:14,814 Mr. Tyrant, read. 1374 01:57:15,064 --> 01:57:17,106 I can't see in this light. 1375 01:57:18,773 --> 01:57:20,439 You read, Madame. 1376 01:57:23,523 --> 01:57:25,898 I read the black signs too? 1377 01:57:27,398 --> 01:57:28,398 Leandre? 1378 01:57:31,273 --> 01:57:34,523 Well, to be perfectly honest... 1379 01:57:34,731 --> 01:57:39,231 Let's be clear, Baron. No one here can read. 1380 01:57:39,773 --> 01:57:43,814 We always learn lines by heart. Only Matamore could read. 1381 01:57:44,564 --> 01:57:47,273 - Fetch the sheets. - That would be better. 1382 01:57:53,023 --> 01:57:54,898 - I'll read it. - I can read. 1383 01:57:56,398 --> 01:57:57,689 You, get some rest. 1384 01:58:01,314 --> 01:58:04,773 Go to the spring, there's a surprise for you. 1385 01:58:06,398 --> 01:58:07,481 What is it? 1386 01:58:08,189 --> 01:58:09,773 It's a surprise! 1387 01:58:23,773 --> 01:58:26,439 So Isabella is back? 1388 01:58:26,731 --> 01:58:29,481 New suffering. Happy, Serafina? 1389 01:58:29,689 --> 01:58:31,189 Fuck off. 1390 01:58:33,773 --> 01:58:36,606 A... CG... Ti... 1391 01:58:37,398 --> 01:58:39,689 O... O... One. 1392 01:58:40,481 --> 01:58:41,481 Three. 1393 01:58:55,939 --> 01:58:57,731 End of Act Three. 1394 01:59:03,731 --> 01:59:05,023 You've changed. 1395 01:59:08,898 --> 01:59:10,356 You are more beautiful. 1396 01:59:15,606 --> 01:59:18,481 Our story isn't like you depict it. 1397 01:59:18,689 --> 01:59:20,481 Is something missing? 1398 01:59:20,689 --> 01:59:21,939 Our suffering. 1399 01:59:23,564 --> 01:59:26,481 It's all there, masked in ridicule. 1400 01:59:26,689 --> 01:59:29,439 A story without pain isn't funny. 1401 01:59:29,981 --> 01:59:32,981 - Must we always laugh? - We all want to laugh. 1402 01:59:33,189 --> 01:59:35,773 We make everyone laugh. Except the Duke. 1403 01:59:35,981 --> 01:59:37,439 One must respect a duke. 1404 01:59:37,981 --> 01:59:39,023 Is that it? 1405 01:59:40,231 --> 01:59:41,398 No, Sigognac. 1406 01:59:42,314 --> 01:59:44,981 Then the Duke has no lisp? 1407 01:59:46,148 --> 01:59:49,481 He's handsome, strong and generous? 1408 01:59:53,648 --> 01:59:54,648 Yes. 1409 02:00:01,481 --> 02:00:04,439 To prove it, he allows you to visit the clowns. 1410 02:00:06,356 --> 02:00:08,023 You are mad, Sigognac. 1411 02:00:10,689 --> 02:00:11,731 I admit it. 1412 02:00:15,148 --> 02:00:16,648 But not mad with love. 1413 02:00:21,689 --> 02:00:23,481 You now love theater. 1414 02:00:25,356 --> 02:00:27,106 While you no longer love it. 1415 02:00:28,356 --> 02:00:30,273 I never really loved it. 1416 02:00:31,314 --> 02:00:33,064 I loved the one who loved it. 1417 02:00:34,023 --> 02:00:35,523 In a patronizing way. 1418 02:00:35,731 --> 02:00:38,939 For you, dreams are beautiful only if they come true. 1419 02:00:41,439 --> 02:00:44,064 How intelligent these barons are! 1420 02:00:45,356 --> 02:00:46,356 Seven. 1421 02:00:48,273 --> 02:00:49,689 You have seven rings. 1422 02:00:53,398 --> 02:00:55,189 Now listen, Baron Sigognac. 1423 02:00:55,939 --> 02:01:00,231 That man refuses to try to kiss me until I tell him I love him. 1424 02:01:02,231 --> 02:01:04,856 I will never be so noble. 1425 02:01:07,606 --> 02:01:09,356 You're such a pig. 1426 02:01:09,564 --> 02:01:12,231 Thank you! Only an actor could be a ham. 1427 02:01:26,231 --> 02:01:27,314 Slap me. 1428 02:01:29,106 --> 02:01:30,106 Why? 1429 02:01:31,356 --> 02:01:34,606 Matamore always did it, to stop me crying. 1430 02:02:06,939 --> 02:02:08,648 And child-ren. 1431 02:02:13,731 --> 02:02:15,314 Why do you want to cry? 1432 02:02:16,523 --> 02:02:19,064 Because we don't love each other anymore. 1433 02:02:20,981 --> 02:02:21,981 Yes. 1434 02:02:24,773 --> 02:02:26,273 We were sweet. 1435 02:02:35,814 --> 02:02:36,981 Duke, I... 1436 02:02:37,773 --> 02:02:40,439 You must follow your destiny. 1437 02:02:40,731 --> 02:02:44,356 Mine is not to be happy. Follow yours. 1438 02:02:45,398 --> 02:02:48,106 - I wanted to say... - Now the tears. 1439 02:02:48,856 --> 02:02:52,689 I didn't want to see them again. That's why I brought you here. 1440 02:02:52,981 --> 02:02:56,689 You won't see them again, Francois. They're the last ones. 1441 02:03:08,564 --> 02:03:13,398 All... those... present... 1442 02:03:14,189 --> 02:03:15,773 should... help. 1443 02:03:46,314 --> 02:03:53,481 “When Pulcinella, dressed as a priest... 1444 02:03:53,689 --> 02:03:55,731 "was Officiating..." 1445 02:03:57,731 --> 02:04:01,939 First love always triumphs, Baron. Or was it the second? 1446 02:04:02,148 --> 02:04:04,814 You're apt to create a lot of confusion! 1447 02:04:05,856 --> 02:04:08,689 - We leave immediately! - We'll rehearse on the way. 1448 02:04:09,064 --> 02:04:12,231 We set off for Paris. Paris awaits us! 1449 02:04:12,439 --> 02:04:14,064 Do you know the way? 1450 02:04:14,273 --> 02:04:16,689 We know it... yes we do. 1451 02:04:16,898 --> 02:04:19,564 The King's been waiting for a year now. 1452 02:04:19,773 --> 02:04:22,314 Paris awaits Melopemene and Thalia! 1453 02:04:22,523 --> 02:04:25,981 Give me the script, I need to check it. 1454 02:04:26,814 --> 02:04:28,398 Baron, forget the text. 1455 02:04:28,606 --> 02:04:32,606 Prepare to meet Louis XIII. He'll change your life and mine. 1456 02:04:33,439 --> 02:04:38,231 Paris, city of human joy that all roads lead to, 1457 02:04:38,439 --> 02:04:41,648 springboard for every artist! 1458 02:04:47,898 --> 02:04:52,189 Sire, here is the sword that Enrique be Navarra, 1459 02:04:52,398 --> 02:04:54,689 your august father, 1460 02:04:54,898 --> 02:04:58,106 gave as recognition to my father 1461 02:04:58,314 --> 02:05:01,981 after he had saved the life during the Siege of Paris. 1462 02:05:04,939 --> 02:05:08,731 Here to pay homage to you too is my sweet wife. 1463 02:05:09,564 --> 02:05:11,231 Here to serve you, Majesty. 1464 02:05:11,439 --> 02:05:14,148 The prince of Vallerbosa, his father... 1465 02:05:14,356 --> 02:05:16,398 And I to... serve you, Sire! 1466 02:05:16,606 --> 02:05:20,523 And my faithful servant Pulcinella. 1467 02:05:20,731 --> 02:05:23,814 Majestic Majesty, my Lord, Sire! 1468 02:05:24,023 --> 02:05:25,814 Sovereign of sovereigns... 1469 02:05:27,564 --> 02:05:28,981 Oh, I don't like him! 1470 02:05:30,189 --> 02:05:32,856 Sire, before giving to my boss 1471 02:05:33,064 --> 02:05:36,148 glory, honor and property, 1472 02:05:36,356 --> 02:05:39,898 I want to clarify that I am entitled to 5 of everything: 1473 02:05:40,106 --> 02:05:42,981 Five meals per day, five shirts, five pairs of shoes... 1474 02:05:43,689 --> 02:05:47,564 Where exactly did your father save the life of mine? 1475 02:05:47,773 --> 02:05:49,648 The Siege of Paris. Five meals... 1476 02:05:51,148 --> 02:05:53,773 My father? He never took part! 1477 02:05:53,981 --> 02:05:56,356 - He came after the battle. - After? 1478 02:05:57,023 --> 02:06:02,231 Be that as it may, this sword did not belong to him. 1479 02:06:02,439 --> 02:06:05,773 - No, Papa's sword! - What is this imposture? 1480 02:06:05,981 --> 02:06:08,939 You told us the King would be waiting for us. 1481 02:06:09,148 --> 02:06:10,439 Impatiently! 1482 02:06:10,648 --> 02:06:13,148 And anxiously! 1483 02:06:13,898 --> 02:06:18,981 Sire, were you not waiting for us impatiently and anxiously? 1484 02:06:19,189 --> 02:06:20,939 I, for you? By God! 1485 02:06:21,148 --> 02:06:22,606 Not on your life! 1486 02:06:22,814 --> 02:06:24,356 Sire... 1487 02:06:24,939 --> 02:06:27,731 Frankly, I'm flabbergasted. 1488 02:06:29,648 --> 02:06:32,648 Then, Pulcinella, it's all made up! 1489 02:06:32,856 --> 02:06:36,189 Your valet Pietro told me. 1490 02:06:36,398 --> 02:06:37,398 - Pietro? - Yes! 1491 02:06:37,564 --> 02:06:39,106 - No! - No... Yes! 1492 02:06:40,231 --> 02:06:42,898 I have something to tell you. 1493 02:06:43,106 --> 02:06:45,148 Good or bad, my Fracassino? 1494 02:06:45,356 --> 02:06:46,939 Horrible, my little wife. 1495 02:06:47,523 --> 02:06:52,314 Over the years, poor Pietro went soft in the head. 1496 02:06:52,856 --> 02:06:54,314 Soft in the head? 1497 02:06:55,064 --> 02:06:59,189 He even collected fake ecus he found here and there. 1498 02:06:59,398 --> 02:07:02,023 - Fake ecus? - Among scrap metal. 1499 02:07:02,231 --> 02:07:03,564 Fake ecus? 1500 02:07:05,148 --> 02:07:08,106 I'm going to faint... 1501 02:07:08,689 --> 02:07:10,689 I'm going to faint! 1502 02:07:11,606 --> 02:07:13,523 Now I'm fainting. 1503 02:07:13,731 --> 02:07:16,981 I want to faint! Let me faint! 1504 02:07:17,814 --> 02:07:19,939 I'm fainting! 1505 02:12:24,398 --> 02:12:28,481 Subtitles - Kevin Smith for ECLAIR 100506