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(bell ringing)
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♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪
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♪ And the alarm
gives out a warning ♪
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♪ And I don't think I'll
ever make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books ♪
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♪ And I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in
time to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's alright 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪
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♪ I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate all my
homework last night ♪
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♪ Riding low in my chair ♪
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♪ She won't know
that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in
tomorrow it will be alright ♪
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♪ It's alright 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ It's alright 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's alright 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's alright 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(upbeat pop music)
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- Well, it won't be
long 'til I graduate.
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I dunno, maybe another
guy will come along
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who's as cool as I am.
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(scoffs) No way.
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(audience laughs)
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Hey guys.
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- Hey, how's it going
Zach, what's going on?
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- We're trying to come
up with a class gift,
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you got any ideas?
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- Yeah, every girl in
school gets a kiss from me.
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(audience laughs)
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- Excuse me while I barf.
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(audience laughs)
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- Yeah Zach, we want
something that's lasting.
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Last year's senior
class gave them a VCR.
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- Well then we should just get
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the complete Gilligan's
Island video library.
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(audience laughs)
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- Does anybody
else have an idea?
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- Well hey, Zach's graduating,
isn't that enough of a gift?
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(audience laughs)
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- What's so funny?
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- Oh come on, Zach, you know
the school's gotta thrilled
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to see you go.
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- Yeah, on your diploma
they'll probably print
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goodbye, and don't
come to the reunion.
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- Now come on.
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- Yeah, lay off of Zach.
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- Screech, I don't
need you to defend me.
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- Okay, then I agree with them.
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(audience laughs)
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You're gonna go down in history
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as Bayside's biggest goof off,
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but I still like ya.
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(audience laughs)
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♪ Bayside we never
shall forget ♪
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♪ Even though we may
sail to distant shores ♪
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♪ Bayside we stay
as first we met ♪
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♪ Be true to thine
halls forever more ♪
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- Absolutely dreadful.
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(audience laughs)
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- Excuse me, Mr. Cliff,
but I think it's because
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our school song is
so old fashioned.
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- Yeah, true to thine
halls forever more?
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Who talks like that?
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(bell rings)
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- Class, thou art dismissed.
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(audience laughs)
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- You guys are right, that song
should be in a nursing home.
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- Serious.
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- Yeah, the school sure
could use a new one.
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Hey, wait a minute, that's it!
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- What's it?
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- Make thyself clear, Lisa.
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(audience laughs)
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- What about writing
Bayside a new school song
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for our senior class gift?
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- Hey, that's a great idea.
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- Yeah, I mean it
would be a lot of fun,
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and it's something the school
would really appreciate.
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- Yeah, you know it's time I
did something for this school.
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I'll help.
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- So Mr. Belding, the senior
gift committee is agreed.
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We wanna give Bayside
a new school song.
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- Yes, a day without music
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is like a day
without trigonometry.
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- You're so poetic, Louise.
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I wish I could be you.
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(audience laughs)
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- So Mr. Belding, what
do you think of the idea?
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- You know A.C., I--
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Well, what a surprise.
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Zach Morris is late for
a committee meeting.
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(audience laughs)
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- I'm really sorry
sir, but I was just--
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- No, no, wait,
wait, let me guess.
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You were rescuing a
troop of Girl Scouts
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from a burning cookie factory.
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(audience laughs)
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- 10 bucks, what's this for?
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- I might as well
give it to you now,
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it'll spare you the trouble
of conning me out of it later.
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(audience laughs)
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- Look, I don't want your money.
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- Hey, I'll take it.
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Zach's ripped me off so many
times, I figure he owes me.
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(audience laughs)
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- All right, all
right, that's enough.
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If we keep talking about all
the trouble Zach's caused,
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you'll all be here
another four years.
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(audience laughs)
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Lisa, I think a new
school song will make
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a wonderful senior gift.
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Meeting's adjourned.
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(students murmuring)
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- Hey, come on Zach,
let's go work on the song.
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- You know, Screech, no
one wants to be remembered
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as the school's
biggest goof off.
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What I need to do is figure
out a way to clear my name.
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- The only way you
could clear your name
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is to change it.
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(audience laughs)
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- This is a great
thing you're doing.
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Bayside will always be
grateful to the composers
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of its school song.
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- All right.
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- See ya guys later.
- See ya guys.
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- But if I write that
school song alone,
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Bayside will remember me
as a great guy, not a jerk.
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(piano music)
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- What do you think?
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- Nice, but I had a little
variation, do you mind?
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- Oh, not at all.
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(upbeat piano music)
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- Oh no, no, no.
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I think it was fine
the way it was.
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Don't wanna wreck it,
she's just jealous.
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- I think you're right.
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(audience laughs)
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- What do you think?
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- Mm, I kinda liked
it the way it was.
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- (sighs) Okay.
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(piano music)
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- Slater's really stubborn.
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He's just trying to take over.
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(audience laughs)
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- Yeah, Slater, this
song was my idea,
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you're just trying to take over.
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- Yeah?
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Well you're just jealous.
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- Excuse me?
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- Don't they care
what you think?
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- Yeah, don't you
care what I think?
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- Butt out, Screech.
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(audience laughs)
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- Well I guess not.
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- I can't work like this.
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- I can't work like this.
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- Maybe Tori's got
the right idea.
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Maybe this song writing
routine just isn't gonna work.
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- Well maybe not.
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- Wait, don't you
wanna hear my concerto?
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- [Slater And Lisa] No!
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- Well, I never!
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Hm!
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- And now to give
Bayside a real gift
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from that talented
composer, Zach Morris.
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(upbeat piano music)
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♪ Oh give me a school ♪
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- Screech, what are you doing?
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- Writing a new school
song, what else?
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- I thought, I thought
you weren't gonna do that?
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- Well not with those jerks,
I'm writing one on my own.
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♪ Oh give me a school ♪
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- Screech, you twink,
that's Home on the Range.
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- You're crazy, Zach,
that's a cowboy song.
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This is about a school!
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(audience laughs)
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- Well if Screech is
my only competition,
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I won't have a thing
to worry about.
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(guitar music)
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♪ B-A-Y-S-I-D-E ♪
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♪ Sing a song so soulfully ♪
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(audience laughs)
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(instruments drown out singing)
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(audience laughs)
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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What is going on here?
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Quiet, I said quiet!
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♪ All the girls and guys
have stars in their eyes ♪
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- Louise, Louise.
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Now will someone explain
this little concert?
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- Well I guess we're
all just trying
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to write the new school song.
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- You might as well give up.
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- Yeah, Slater and I are
working on a really great tune.
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- Yeah.
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- Young people love
accordion music.
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- Hold it, if there
are several songs,
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then the senior class needs to,
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needs to hear them.
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- Why not have a contest, sir?
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I mean, we can play
them over the PA
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and just let the
seniors vote, eh?
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(everyone murmuring
in agreement)
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- Yeah, that's a
good idea, Zach.
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We'll do it Friday.
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Now, no more rehearsing
in the halls.
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Go to class, learn something.
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(audience laughs)
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- A contest, I am
surprised at you, Zach.
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It's a fair idea.
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- Well I've turned
over a new leaf.
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Besides, I love contests.
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They're so easy to fix.
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(offkey piano music)
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Perfect.
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(audience laughs)
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- You're gonna love
this song, Mr. B.
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- Well, it's up to
the seniors to judge.
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Get ready.
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Hello again.
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Now here's Tori
Scott and A.C. Slater
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with their song
Bayside Will Remember.
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(offkey piano music)
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(audience laughs)
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♪ The football game
we almost won ♪
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♪ The prom where we
had so much fun ♪
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♪ Can all those days be
coming to an end, end ♪
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(audience laughs)
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Play the right chords!
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- I am!
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- You're not, you're
wrecking my song.
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- [Tori] Your song, I wrote
more of it than you did.
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- [A.C.] Fine, then
you sing it, I quit.
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- Now I know this
seems pretty low,
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but if I wanna be
remembered as a great guy,
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I can't take any chances.
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- [Mr. Belding] Our next
song is Bayside My Home,
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by Screech Powers.
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- I can relax,
he'll sink himself.
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(audience laughs)
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(piano music)
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♪ Oh give me a school ♪
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♪ With a big swimming pool ♪
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♪ And a library
crammed full of books ♪
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(audience laughs)
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♪ Where seldom is heard ♪
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♪ A complaint from a nerd ♪
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♪ And the chess team
has plenty of rooks ♪
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(audience laughs)
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♪ Home, home at our school ♪
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♪ Where the Swiss steak
makes everyone drool ♪
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(audience laughs)
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♪ Where dissecting mice
can be awfully nice ♪
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♪ Oh Bayside I think
you're a jewel ♪
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(audience laughs and claps)
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- And now here's Zach
Morris with our final song.
258
00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:03,320
- Thanks Mr. B.
259
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,460
Alright, Bayside, let's rock.
260
00:11:06,460 --> 00:11:10,160
(upbeat rock music)
261
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,100
♪ Bayside is the
school that's cool ♪
262
00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:15,900
♪ And you know that it's true ♪
263
00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:20,110
♪ Your girls are the cutest and
the guys are the hippest too ♪
264
00:11:20,110 --> 00:11:21,940
♪ Ooh ♪
265
00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:23,540
♪ Other schools
try to touch us ♪
266
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:28,380
♪ But you know that
they don't have a clue ♪
267
00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:30,280
♪ Rockin' and a rollin'
from the morning ♪
268
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:34,220
♪ 'Til the day is through ♪
269
00:11:34,220 --> 00:11:39,230
♪ Yeah rockin' and a rollin'
'til the day is through ♪
270
00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:48,600
(clapping and cheering)
271
00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:55,880
- Congratulations, Zach,
you received 132 votes.
272
00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,140
- All right!
273
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,980
- And so did you,
Screech, it's a tie.
274
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:01,720
- A tie, what do you mean?
275
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:02,980
- See, a tie is
when two contestants
276
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,690
each receive an equal
amount of votes,
277
00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:05,920
therefore you and I--
278
00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:08,690
- I know what a
tie means, doofus.
279
00:12:08,690 --> 00:12:12,360
I just can't believe your song
got as many votes as mine.
280
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,230
- Yeah well, there's a lot
more geeks in this school
281
00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:15,660
than we realized.
282
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,170
- Now I'd like you each
to perform your song
283
00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:20,100
with our Glee Club at
next week's assembly,
284
00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,200
then the seniors
vote on a winner.
285
00:12:22,210 --> 00:12:24,210
Good luck to both of ya.
286
00:12:25,670 --> 00:12:28,680
- I can't believe
I told you before.
287
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,810
- Well, it shouldn't be
too hard beating Screech,
288
00:12:31,810 --> 00:12:34,950
all I have to do is figure out
a way to sway the dork vote.
289
00:12:34,950 --> 00:12:37,790
(audience laughs)
290
00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:42,090
- Okay boys, put my books away.
291
00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:44,790
- My pleasure, Louise.
292
00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:47,390
(audience laughs)
293
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,430
- Hey Louise!
294
00:12:50,330 --> 00:12:53,970
Would you like to
have lunch with me?
295
00:12:53,970 --> 00:12:55,340
- Oh my!
296
00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:57,870
(guitar riffs)
297
00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:04,310
Do I have any
broccoli in my teeth?
298
00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:06,180
(audience laughs)
299
00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:08,980
- No, but there's
a piece of carrot.
300
00:13:08,990 --> 00:13:11,820
(audience laughs)
301
00:13:12,890 --> 00:13:15,220
- Thanks, sweetie.
302
00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:16,960
- No problem, Louise.
303
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,890
Hey, Louise, you heard
my song today, right?
304
00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:22,700
- Oh yes, and if I would've
known what a sweetheart
305
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:27,400
you are I would have voted
for you instead of Screech.
306
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,870
- Thanks.
307
00:13:28,870 --> 00:13:30,270
Maybe you can help me beat
Screech in the finals,
308
00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:33,270
'cause I know that you
have a lot of influence
309
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,380
over the nerds, I mean
the Bayside intellectuals.
310
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,540
(audience laughs)
311
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,820
- Well, I could deliver Leonard,
312
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:44,720
Louis, and possibly
Percival for a little kiss.
313
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:49,160
(audience laughs)
314
00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:03,870
- Do you see what I see?
315
00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:07,540
- Those lips are lethal weapons.
316
00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:10,380
(audience laughs)
317
00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:14,720
- So Zach's trying to
steal the nerd vote.
318
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,880
- Yeah, looks like
he'll do anything,
319
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:20,820
and I mean anything
to win that contest.
320
00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:23,360
- Wait a minute, do
you think anything
321
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:26,260
could include
sabotaging our songs?
322
00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:28,860
- I'll kill him.
323
00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:29,730
- I'll help you.
324
00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:30,560
- Hold it.
325
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:34,700
Girls, let's really hurt him.
326
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:38,070
Let's figure out a way for
him to lose to Screech.
327
00:14:38,070 --> 00:14:40,010
- Hi guys, how ya doin'?
328
00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:43,140
- You're gonna vote for my
Zachy's song, aren't ya boys?
329
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,380
- Whatever you say, Louise.
330
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,520
(audience laughs)
331
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:49,620
She's so hot.
332
00:14:52,890 --> 00:14:55,890
- So, you guys must be pretty
worried about Zach and Louise.
333
00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:57,620
- Whatever do you mean?
334
00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,030
- Well, Zach's a
big man around here.
335
00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:01,530
Pretty soon all the
cool guys in school
336
00:15:01,530 --> 00:15:03,830
will be dating nerd girls.
337
00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:07,070
Wait, that means there won't
be any left for you dorks.
338
00:15:07,070 --> 00:15:10,540
- Heavens, I failed to view
it from that perspective.
339
00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:12,910
- How dare he steal our women!
340
00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:16,740
- We've got to tell our fellow
brains to vote for Screech.
341
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,080
Quick, to the nerd cave.
342
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,920
(audience laughs)
343
00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:29,460
♪ Home, home at our school ♪
344
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,160
- No, no, all wrong.
345
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,260
This is your school
you're singing about,
346
00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:35,660
not a smelly sweat sock.
347
00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:37,400
(audience laughs)
348
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,600
Show a little feeling now, hmm?
349
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,440
(audience laughs)
350
00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:46,410
♪ Home ♪
- Ah Screech, Screech.
351
00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:49,210
Uh, excuse us, but we
need to talk to you.
352
00:15:49,210 --> 00:15:51,550
- Well okay, take five kids.
353
00:15:52,950 --> 00:15:54,780
(audience laughs)
354
00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:56,850
- Screech, we want to
make sure you beat Zach.
355
00:15:56,850 --> 00:15:59,390
- Yeah, so we'd like to make
a few changes in your music.
356
00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:00,620
- Changes?
357
00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:02,820
Have you gone mad?
358
00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:04,330
You don't mess
with a masterpiece.
359
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:06,330
- No, no, Screech, these
are just tiny little things.
360
00:16:06,330 --> 00:16:08,030
A note here, a word there.
361
00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:10,460
- Trust us, even Beethoven
had help from his friends.
362
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,130
(audience laughs)
363
00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:14,770
- Well okay, but I'm
not gonna wear a wig.
364
00:16:14,770 --> 00:16:17,500
(audience laughs)
365
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:21,810
- Now, step three, I poured our
secret weapon in Zach's cup.
366
00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:23,110
- It won't hurt him, will it?
367
00:16:23,110 --> 00:16:24,780
- Nah, nah, it's
pure lemon extract,
368
00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:27,950
the only thing it'll hurt
are his chances to win.
369
00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:29,280
- Shh, here he comes.
370
00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:31,050
- All right, cool.
371
00:16:31,050 --> 00:16:31,890
- Hey guys.
372
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:33,350
- Hey.
373
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,250
- Hi, Zach, you know we're
really looking forward
374
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,620
to singing your song.
375
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:36,890
- Yeah?
376
00:16:36,890 --> 00:16:38,190
I thought you might
be a little bummed,
377
00:16:38,190 --> 00:16:40,160
I mean since your
songs didn't make it.
378
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,930
- No way, we just had a
little bad luck, that's all.
379
00:16:42,930 --> 00:16:45,730
- Yeah, it's not like
it was your fault.
380
00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:47,170
- True.
381
00:16:47,170 --> 00:16:48,500
- And to prove there's
no hard feelings,
382
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,470
let's make a toast.
383
00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:51,370
To Zach Morris.
384
00:16:51,370 --> 00:16:52,910
- Great, thanks.
385
00:16:52,910 --> 00:16:54,840
- May you be the author of
Bayside's new school song.
386
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,110
- Cheers.
- Here, here.
387
00:16:56,110 --> 00:16:57,280
- Thanks guys.
388
00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:02,680
Man, this stuff's really sour.
389
00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:05,120
- Okay everybody, the assembly
starts in two minutes,
390
00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,950
take your places.
391
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,790
Let's go now, come on.
392
00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:12,490
Now our first song.
393
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,330
It's called Cool School.
394
00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:15,700
I dunno where he got that title,
395
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:20,200
I keep the thermostat
at 70. (laughs)
396
00:17:22,410 --> 00:17:26,070
Here to sing his song with our
own Glee Club, Zach Morris.
397
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,840
(audience claps)
398
00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:37,880
♪ Bayside is the
school that's cool ♪
399
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,390
♪ And you know that is true ♪
400
00:17:39,390 --> 00:17:42,020
♪ Know that it's true,
know that it's true ♪
401
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:45,390
♪ The girls are the cutest and
the guys are the hippest too ♪
402
00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:47,660
♪ Hippest too, hippest too ♪
403
00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:49,500
♪ Other schools
try to touch us ♪
404
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,400
♪ But you know that
they don't have a clue ♪
405
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,930
♪ Don't have a clue,
don't have a clue ♪
406
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,770
(garbled singing)
407
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:03,110
♪ Four years to be hermit stew ♪
408
00:18:03,110 --> 00:18:05,680
♪ Hermit stew, hermit stew ♪
409
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:09,220
♪ Fi fiddy time gonna foo foo ♪
410
00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:11,990
♪ Gonna foo foo, gonna foo foo ♪
411
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:14,560
(scat singing)
412
00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:20,430
(humming)
413
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,800
(weak clapping)
414
00:18:29,810 --> 00:18:33,270
- That was Cool School, sort of.
415
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,940
Our Glee Club will return
with our second song
416
00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:37,010
at the close of assembly.
417
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,720
(audience laughs)
418
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,650
- You sabo' me on 'urpose?
419
00:18:43,650 --> 00:18:45,920
(laughing)
420
00:18:47,390 --> 00:18:48,220
- Here.
421
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,690
- You sabotaged me on purpose?
422
00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:54,160
- Just like you did to us.
423
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,200
- Yeah, one bad turn
deserves another.
424
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,000
- Pretty low, preppy.
425
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,770
What made you do it?
426
00:19:00,770 --> 00:19:02,340
- I dunno, it's just
that everyone thinks
427
00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:04,340
I'm such a big goof off.
428
00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:05,570
Thought if I wrote
the school song,
429
00:19:05,570 --> 00:19:08,280
I'd be remembered for
something positive.
430
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,910
Guess I just screwed up again.
431
00:19:09,910 --> 00:19:10,910
Sorry, guys.
432
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,010
- Well at least we had
fun getting you back.
433
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:17,080
(taunting mumbles)
434
00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:19,520
(audience laughs)
435
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:20,750
- There you are, you butchers.
436
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,890
You totally changed my song!
437
00:19:22,890 --> 00:19:25,260
- No we didn't, Screech,
it's still about Bayside.
438
00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:27,960
- Yeah, and we used most
of the words you did.
439
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,800
The, and, it, Bayside.
440
00:19:33,370 --> 00:19:35,300
- Well in that case,
it's okay then.
441
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,140
- All right.
442
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:37,440
(audience laughs)
443
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,610
- Well let's go back
in there and sing it.
444
00:19:39,610 --> 00:19:43,010
- Hey guys, can I sing with you?
445
00:19:43,010 --> 00:19:44,610
- Sure, take a look.
446
00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:47,150
- But this time, enunciate.
447
00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:49,980
(audience laughs)
448
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:56,820
- And now our final
choice for a school song,
449
00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:59,060
written by Screech Powers.
450
00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:01,830
(audience claps)
451
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,770
- Don't blame me if it stinks.
452
00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:08,170
(audience laughs)
453
00:20:08,170 --> 00:20:09,000
- Maestro.
454
00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:16,880
♪ It seems like only
yesterday we started ♪
455
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:22,620
♪ But soon we'll put
away our books and pens ♪
456
00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:27,920
♪ We'll go on with our
lives once we have parted ♪
457
00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:33,390
♪ But how can we say
farewell to our friends ♪
458
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:39,100
♪ The double dates, the
parties, and the dances ♪
459
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:44,710
♪ Cramming for a
mid-term until three ♪
460
00:20:46,170 --> 00:20:50,480
♪ The football games, the
Max, and the romances ♪
461
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,510
♪ Soon Bayside will
be just a memory ♪
462
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,350
♪ Memory ♪
463
00:20:56,350 --> 00:21:01,190
♪ Our four years here have
all become unraveled, ♪
464
00:21:02,390 --> 00:21:05,330
♪ And so our high school
story finally ends ♪
465
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:06,990
♪ It finally ends ♪
466
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:12,000
♪ But years from now, no
matter where we've traveled ♪
467
00:21:13,470 --> 00:21:17,800
♪ We'll all look back and
think about our friends ♪
468
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,940
♪ We'll all look back and
think about our friends ♪
469
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:30,750
(audience cheers and claps)
470
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:37,060
(upbeat music)
471
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:47,970
(energetic rock music)
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