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(school bell rings)
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♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪
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♪ And the 'larm
gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll
ever make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books ♪
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♪ And I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in
time to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪
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♪ I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate all my
homework last night ♪
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♪ Riding low in my chair ♪
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♪ She won't know
that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in
tomorrow, it'll be all right ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(upbeat rock music)
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(upbeat music)
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(girls chuckling)
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- Welcome to drama class.
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Today you're looking at
Bayside's finest actor.
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I've given so many
great performances
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in the principal's office
I should win an Oscar.
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- Good afternoon young men and
young women of the theater.
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- [All] Good afternoon,
Mr. Bainbridge.
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- Today let's get in touch
with our emotions, hmm?
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Our sentence for
today is the sun is
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shining outside my window.
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Screech, your turn today.
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Say it with sadness.
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- The sun...
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Is shining.
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Outside my window.
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(cries)
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- Excellent, here's
a handkerchief.
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(blows raspberry)
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Class, as you know today,
we are going to pick
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our annual school play.
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Now are there any suggestions?
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- Yeah, let's do
last year's play.
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We already know the lines.
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- I am so very impressed
with you, Mr. Morris.
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You have managed to turn
loafing into an art form.
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Anyone else?
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- Chorus Line.
- Cats.
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- Phantom of the Opera.
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- Snow White and
the Seven Dwarves.
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- Oh yeah that's a
great idea, Screech,
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you can play Doofus.
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- Actually fairytales are
the very foundation of drama.
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Well consider the emotional
range of Snow White.
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Loyalty, envy, revenge, romance.
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- Well yeah but it's
for little kids.
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- Ah, uh-uh, but it
does not have to be.
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You can change it!
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- Hey why don't we make the
dwarves tall blonde chicks
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and put them in bikinis?
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- I'm for that, hi ho, hi ho.
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- Hey I know, why don't
we do a rap version?
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- What a brilliant idea.
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What do you say, class?
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- What about us?
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- Yeah, the school's
finest minds always have to
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work the lights and
pull the curtains.
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- This year we wanna on
stage, sharing the magic.
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- Ollie, this year,
you all have my word,
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you will all have parts.
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- Ow.
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- Great, I can just see it now,
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Snow White and the Seven Dorks.
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- Mr. Powers.
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(upbeat music)
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♪ Yo I'm the prince and
I'm a handsome sight ♪
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♪ Who's this I see is
it Miss Snow White ♪
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♪ Her lips I can reach so
I'm glad I did show up ♪
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♪ If I have to kiss Screech
I think I'm gonna throw up ♪
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- Thank you very much, next.
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♪ I'm such a wicked queen,
I'm so downright mean ♪
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♪ Snow White will be
cold before she hits 16 ♪
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- Hold it a minute.
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Kelly, I am haven't
trouble believing
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that you are a wicked queen.
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- Me too Mr. Bainbridge.
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Can't I audition for Snow White?
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I'm not a nasty person.
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- You are an actress, Kelly.
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Now, let's just say that
Snow White was picked
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as head cheerleader,
how would you feel then?
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And then there was a
recount for homecoming queen
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and Snow White was
the winner there too.
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You're a has-been, Kelly,
you're ancient history.
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Now I wanna hear you rap.
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(upbeat music)
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♪ They say Snow White's
the cutest of the cute ♪
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♪ Just wait 'til I give
her this piece of fruit ♪
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♪ I brewed it some poison
and gave it a coat ♪
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♪ And now I'm gonna shove it
down her pretty little throat ♪
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- Bravo, huh?
(class applauds)
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- I'm having a problem
with this audition scene.
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It's reactionary and
insulting to women.
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- So change it.
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Put some of yourself
into the part.
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- You think so?
- Well sure.
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You might as well add
something you believe in.
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- Good idea, Zack.
- Good luck.
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- Thank you.
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♪ Snow White we
take pity on you ♪
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♪ But to stay with us
here's what you gotta do ♪
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♪ You gotta clean the
house, sing every note ♪
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♪ Sew, knit, wash ♪
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♪ Look you sexist pigs
and that's no lie ♪
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♪ Treat me like this
and I'll stay at the Y ♪
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(boys gasping)
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♪ You better see the light
'cause you're way outdated ♪
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♪ And this Snow
White is liberated ♪
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- We didn't mean it.
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- Wonderful, Jessie,
simply wonderful.
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♪ Since I'm a prince
I don't have to toil ♪
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♪ Got no hassle with the castle
I don't like that (mumbles) ♪
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♪ So why am I in this
bummed out mood ♪
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♪ 'Til I find my one and
only I'm a lonely dude ♪
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- The list, let's see
what roles we got.
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- The mirror on the wall?
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Hey that's great!
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She gets the best gossip.
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- Dork number five.
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I had my heart set
on dork number two.
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- Hey the prince.
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Was there ever any doubt?
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Hey.
- And I'm Snow White.
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- The wicked queen.
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- I'm sorry Kelly.
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I know you wanted the
part of Snow White.
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- Yeah I did.
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But then I really got
into playing the queen
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at the audition.
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Everything's cool
but thanks Jessie.
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- Anytime evil step-mother.
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(chuckling)
(school bell rings)
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- See everybody at rehearsal.
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- Kelly, not me.
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I only tried out 'cause
I couldn't stand to see
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anyone else kiss you.
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- Zack, we need you.
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At least think about it, okay?
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Bye.
- Bye.
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- Zack, you can't quit.
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Come on you helped
me get the lead.
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You were the best prince by far.
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I need you to play opposite me.
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- Oh come on Jessie,
you'll be fine without me.
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- I'll be a lot better with you.
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Come on, don't you
remember the last time
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we acted together?
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- (chuckles) Yeah.
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Was the second grade play,
we were Mr. and Mrs. Skunk.
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- And when I got stage fright,
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you whispered my
lines in my ear.
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- Don't raise your tail, dear.
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It's only the badgers.
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- I think the world's
ready for us again.
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What do you say?
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- All right, Jess,
I'll be your prince.
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(soft music)
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♪ Now is she snoozin'
or is she stiff ♪
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♪ I can't help but wonder if ♪
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♪ I give this
gorgeous babe a kiss ♪
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♪ Would it be the end
of her paralysis ♪
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- All right, that'll be all
for the day, class dismissed.
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Jessie and Zack, I'd like
to have a little chat
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with you about the kiss.
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- Mr. Bainbridge, if
anything happens to Melvin,
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can I be dork number two?
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- Screech, I hereby make
you Melvin's understudy.
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- I'm so happy!
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- It's about that kiss, it
just isn't quite working.
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After all, this is the
romantic climax of our play.
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Now tomorrow I would
like you to try with
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a little more feeling, okay?
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- All right.
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Well, Mrs. Skunk, I guess
we need more fire power.
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- Yeah, I guess we better
stay here and work on it
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'til we get the kiss right.
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- I think that's called
making out, Jessie.
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- Now that's called
acting, Zack.
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Come on, let's rehearse.
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(Jessie sighs)
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Zack?
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Come on.
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We've been best friends
since kindergarten.
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You don't have to
be shy around me.
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This is just another
school project
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we're working on together, okay?
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- Well, since you put
it that way, okay.
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- Good, now kiss me.
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(soft guitar music)
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- What just happened?
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- You kissed me.
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- (chuckles) Wow.
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(sighs)
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- That was great
acting, Zack, I mean.
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You really made me
believe that kiss.
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- Oh, yeah, you were
great too, Jessie,
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I mean you're so, so natural.
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- Jessie--
- Zack.
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(chuckles)
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We have to remember
that kiss was pretend,
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I mean, that wasn't a real kiss.
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- No, of course it
wasn't (chuckles).
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I really liked it.
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- Me too.
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That's enough
rehearsal for today.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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(upbeat music)
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♪ Mirror mirror from the mall ♪
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♪ Who's the awesomest
of them all ♪
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♪ Brace yourself queenie
this news is bad ♪
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♪ Snow White is now
a lot more rad ♪
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- (chuckles) We're
getting there.
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Jessie, how's that kissing
scene coming along with Zack?
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Did you work on it with him?
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- Oh a little bit, mhm.
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- I bet if Slater
was the prince,
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you wouldn't have any problem.
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I know it's hard
playing a kissing scene
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with someone else's boyfriend.
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- (scoffs) Not for Jessie.
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I mean, Jessie is such
a dedicated actress.
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- I know she is.
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I'm sure the kissing
scene will be
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terrific by opening night.
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- I'll bet even before then.
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- I'm gonna go downstairs
and get some sodas, okay?
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- Oh good idea Kelly,
bring me one Zack.
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I mean back.
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(sighs)
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Okay Lisa, what is going on?
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- Let's just say
mirrors can see a lot,
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especially when they
walk into a drama room.
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(sighs)
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- Lisa, what you
saw was an accident.
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- Yeah right and
you were giving him
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mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?
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Is Zack a good kisser?
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- Uh, he's great.
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But that's beside the point.
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It was a big mistake and it
could cause a lot of trouble
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if it was blabbed around.
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You get me?
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- I got you.
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- Lisa you have to promise
me you'll never ever
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tell Kelly about this.
255
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:53,090
- My lips are sealed,
more than yours were.
256
00:11:53,090 --> 00:11:54,420
- Shh, here she comes.
257
00:11:54,420 --> 00:11:55,490
Not one word.
258
00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:59,120
- Kelly, I kissed Zack.
259
00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:01,090
- I know that, Jessie,
it's part of the play.
260
00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:03,730
- No I mean I really kissed
Zack and he kissed me.
261
00:12:03,730 --> 00:12:06,160
It didn't mean a thing,
I mean, well it did,
262
00:12:06,170 --> 00:12:07,730
in the play but
not in real life,
263
00:12:07,740 --> 00:12:09,600
so just forget I ever
mentioned it, okay?
264
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:10,670
- Okay.
265
00:12:10,670 --> 00:12:13,340
- Now I have to go wash my hair.
266
00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:19,580
- Well don't look at
me, I'm just a mirror.
267
00:12:19,580 --> 00:12:22,180
(upbeat music)
268
00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:24,850
- Oh there she is!
269
00:12:24,850 --> 00:12:26,220
- What are you doing?
270
00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:27,750
- You're Snow White,
we're the seven dorks.
271
00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,320
We have to protect you.
272
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,660
- Screech, we're not acting now.
273
00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:32,090
- Maybe you're not,
but we're all trying to
274
00:12:32,090 --> 00:12:33,190
stay in character.
275
00:12:33,190 --> 00:12:34,760
It'll help our performance.
276
00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:37,300
- Where are you
going, Snow White?
277
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,930
- I'm going out of
my mind if you geeks
278
00:12:38,930 --> 00:12:40,700
don't leave me alone!
279
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:45,400
- We're not geeks, we're dorks.
280
00:12:45,410 --> 00:12:46,970
- Hi mama.
281
00:12:46,970 --> 00:12:48,310
Hey how's that play going?
282
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:49,840
- What did you hear
about the play?
283
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,680
- Nothing, that's why I
asked how it was going.
284
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,250
- Well don't ask.
285
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,950
- Okay, so what do you say
we go to lunch at the Max?
286
00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:57,080
- I can't, I have to rehearse.
287
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,550
Dorks, I need you!
288
00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:00,890
Take me to the forest!
289
00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:04,060
- Yes princess (mumbles).
290
00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:06,620
(upbeat music)
291
00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:12,200
- Hey Preppy.
- What's up?
292
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,770
- Could I talk to you a minute?
293
00:13:13,770 --> 00:13:14,930
It's personal.
294
00:13:16,540 --> 00:13:17,770
(sighs) It's about Jessie.
295
00:13:17,770 --> 00:13:19,340
(sprays water)
296
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,010
She is acting weird.
297
00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:22,870
- Weird, really?
298
00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:24,080
Why ask me?
299
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,410
- Well you're her best friend.
300
00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:26,950
You haven't noticed
anything strange?
301
00:13:26,950 --> 00:13:28,880
- Nope, not a thing.
302
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,380
Like what?
303
00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:31,680
- Like have you noticed
anything strange going on
304
00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:33,480
during rehearsals?
305
00:13:33,490 --> 00:13:36,550
You don't think there's
another guy now do you?
306
00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:39,220
- Guy, what guy, there's no guy.
307
00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:41,930
- Well just to play it
safe, I think I'll get
308
00:13:41,930 --> 00:13:45,130
into that play myself so
I can keep an eye on her.
309
00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:46,600
- But Slater you hate acting,
why don't you just let me
310
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,070
keep an eye on her for you.
311
00:13:48,070 --> 00:13:50,370
- No, no, I gotta take
care of this one myself.
312
00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:52,270
'Cause if I catch some
clown messing with Jessie,
313
00:13:52,270 --> 00:13:55,410
I'll pull his lips
up over his head.
314
00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:58,340
But thanks anyway,
Preppy, you're a pal.
315
00:13:58,350 --> 00:13:59,140
- Anytime.
316
00:14:01,820 --> 00:14:05,150
(upbeat music)
317
00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:06,820
♪ Snow White, we came
here in a panic ♪
318
00:14:06,820 --> 00:14:11,460
♪ That apple you're
eating is not organic ♪
319
00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:14,560
♪ Dweeby, Nerdy, Geeky,
Slimy, Schlumpy, Dumpy ♪
320
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:18,800
♪ Studly, I'm the eighth dork ♪
321
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,370
♪ Someone call a doctor ♪
322
00:14:21,370 --> 00:14:25,240
♪ No, a prince ♪
323
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,040
♪ Is she snoozin'
or is she stiff ♪
324
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,240
♪ I can't help but wonder if ♪
325
00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,380
♪ I gave this
gorgeous babe a kiss ♪
326
00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:35,980
♪ Would it be the end
of her paralysis ♪
327
00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:46,890
- Prince, come on, why
don't you kiss her?
328
00:14:46,890 --> 00:14:48,090
- Maybe they like each other.
329
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:48,930
Oops.
330
00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:52,200
- Jessie.
331
00:14:53,970 --> 00:14:56,870
- Hey what's going
on around here?
332
00:14:56,870 --> 00:14:59,440
(upbeat music)
333
00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:06,080
- When Mr. Bainbridge told
me, I can't believe my ears.
334
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,080
The stars of the school
play quitting two days
335
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,620
before the show opens?
336
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,680
- We're sorry sir.
337
00:15:12,690 --> 00:15:13,820
- Sorry?
338
00:15:13,820 --> 00:15:15,650
The play is sold out.
339
00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:18,090
Every dork in town is coming.
340
00:15:19,490 --> 00:15:22,530
Now I believe that you
two owe me an explanation.
341
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,130
- It's personal, Mr. Belding.
342
00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:25,400
- I'm a person.
343
00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:29,070
Come on, let's hear it.
344
00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:34,510
- Well sir, you see we sorta
have to kiss in the last act
345
00:15:34,510 --> 00:15:36,710
and it's a real problem
because we're both
346
00:15:36,710 --> 00:15:38,710
going with someone else.
347
00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:41,010
- And they're
unnecessarily jealous?
348
00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:43,780
- No they're
necessarily jealous.
349
00:15:45,190 --> 00:15:48,520
- You mean that you two
are falling for each other?
350
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:50,160
- Well we don't know sir.
351
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,260
It sure seemed like
it in rehearsal.
352
00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:53,990
- Yeah and kissing again
could cause more trouble
353
00:15:53,990 --> 00:15:56,060
than we're prepared to handle.
354
00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:56,890
- I see.
355
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:02,270
Well, I must say that
this is very surprising.
356
00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:03,730
- Surprising, sir?
357
00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:06,070
- Well yes, after all
Jessie, you are president
358
00:16:06,070 --> 00:16:09,440
of the student council
and an honors student.
359
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:12,340
Zack, well you know, Zack is a--
360
00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:13,540
- Be careful.
361
00:16:13,550 --> 00:16:16,880
You're talking about
the man I possibly love.
362
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,880
- All right, I'm sorry.
363
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:22,450
But quitting the play is not
going to solve your problem.
364
00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:25,890
Oh, hey I remember having
a similar experience
365
00:16:25,890 --> 00:16:27,730
with Natalie Kendall.
366
00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:28,930
- Who?
367
00:16:28,930 --> 00:16:30,960
- She was my best
friend in high school.
368
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,060
One day, see I thought it was
something more than friendship
369
00:16:33,070 --> 00:16:34,470
so I kissed her.
370
00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:35,470
- Well what happened?
371
00:16:35,470 --> 00:16:36,900
- She slugged me.
372
00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:40,270
But I had to kiss
her to find out
373
00:16:40,270 --> 00:16:43,040
whether or not it was love.
374
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:45,780
- But sir, we already did that.
375
00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:50,750
- Well, somehow, you need to
find out how you really feel.
376
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:52,920
And if it isn't love, then
you don't have to be afraid
377
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,490
to kiss each other in the play.
378
00:16:56,660 --> 00:16:59,390
- Well what if it is love?
379
00:16:59,390 --> 00:17:00,990
- Then I'm stuck
with an auditorium
380
00:17:00,990 --> 00:17:03,190
full of disappointed dorks.
381
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,800
(upbeat music)
382
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,210
- Hey what's up Kelly?
- Hey.
383
00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:15,040
Slater.
384
00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:18,710
Did you talk to Jessie about
what happened at rehearsal?
385
00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:20,510
- No, she's been avoiding me.
386
00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:22,380
Did you talk to Zack?
387
00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:25,050
- No he must be avoiding me too.
388
00:17:26,490 --> 00:17:27,690
You think it's possible that
there's something going on
389
00:17:27,690 --> 00:17:29,620
between them and they
feel guilty about
390
00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:31,560
kissing in front of us?
391
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,720
- That's what I've
been wondering.
392
00:17:33,730 --> 00:17:34,930
But it's hard to believe
Jessie could fall for
393
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,760
that skinny wimp.
394
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,700
- Hey, I fell for
that skinny wimp.
395
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:40,970
It's hard to believe
Zack could care about
396
00:17:40,970 --> 00:17:43,230
that neurotic egg head.
397
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:46,600
- Hey that neurotic
egg head is my woman.
398
00:17:46,610 --> 00:17:48,710
(chuckles)
399
00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:50,840
- You know, maybe we're
overreacting, I mean,
400
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,680
we don't have any proof.
401
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,950
- Yeah maybe they were
just embarrassed having
402
00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:55,980
to kiss each other in public.
403
00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:58,180
- Right, and now they're
avoiding us 'cause they think
404
00:17:58,190 --> 00:18:00,190
we got the wrong idea.
405
00:18:00,190 --> 00:18:02,120
Come on let's go find 'em
and tell them we understand.
406
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,960
- All right, let's go.
407
00:18:06,090 --> 00:18:09,360
(feet softly thumping)
408
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:15,570
- Well, if we're gonna
find out how we feel,
409
00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:19,570
I guess now's as
good a time as any.
410
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,710
(clears throat)
411
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,340
- Are you sure this
is the only way?
412
00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:27,610
I mean, what if
we still like it?
413
00:18:27,610 --> 00:18:29,680
- Better off knowing the truth.
414
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,820
Even if it hurts.
415
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,090
- I guess you're right.
416
00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:37,320
(sighs) I'll be brave.
417
00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:53,610
- Jessie, that was great.
418
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,040
- It was great.
419
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,480
I didn't feel a thing!
- Me neither.
420
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:58,940
I guess we're still
friends after all.
421
00:18:58,950 --> 00:19:00,110
- Now we don't have to
break up with Slater
422
00:19:00,110 --> 00:19:01,950
and Kelly and we can
still be in the play.
423
00:19:01,950 --> 00:19:03,180
What a relief.
424
00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:04,720
- I am so happy
I could kiss you.
425
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,220
- Go ahead, we know
we won't like it.
426
00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:07,490
- That's right!
427
00:19:08,590 --> 00:19:09,820
- No--
428
00:19:09,820 --> 00:19:11,690
- Wait a minute--
- There's our proof.
429
00:19:11,690 --> 00:19:12,920
- Wait a minute, don't
get the wrong idea.
430
00:19:12,930 --> 00:19:14,530
- No see, we were just
kissing each other
431
00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:17,060
because we were so happy we
didn't like kissing each other.
432
00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:19,860
- You skinny wimp,
we're through.
433
00:19:19,870 --> 00:19:21,570
- Please.
- Slater listen to me,
434
00:19:21,570 --> 00:19:23,030
sometimes things aren't
the way they seem--
435
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:27,540
- Just forget it, okay
you neurotic egg head.
436
00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:29,040
We're through too.
437
00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:32,840
Thanks man, you're a real pal.
438
00:19:52,530 --> 00:19:55,870
- All right everybody,
this is it, opening night.
439
00:19:55,870 --> 00:19:58,170
As your principal, I just
wanna tell you how proud I am
440
00:19:58,170 --> 00:20:00,570
of each and every one of you.
441
00:20:01,770 --> 00:20:03,740
See I know all the sweat
and sacrifice that goes
442
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,110
into a production like this.
443
00:20:05,110 --> 00:20:07,410
- Mr. Belding,
they have to go on!
444
00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:08,950
- Oh, oh.
445
00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:10,450
Well in the tradition
of the theater,
446
00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:12,480
I will not wish you good luck.
447
00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:14,890
I'll just say break a leg!
448
00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:16,250
- Places.
449
00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:17,790
- Ooh, places.
450
00:20:17,790 --> 00:20:18,620
Places.
451
00:20:20,790 --> 00:20:21,960
Come on dorks.
452
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,160
- Break a leg, Zack.
453
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,230
In fact, break both legs.
454
00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:31,800
- Well I hope you two
enjoy your kiss tonight.
455
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,770
- Hey don't worry,
we've got it covered.
456
00:20:34,770 --> 00:20:36,070
Just stick to our plan.
457
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,110
Remember what we did
last night, be fine.
458
00:20:38,110 --> 00:20:38,910
Come on.
459
00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:43,050
(audience clapping)
460
00:20:43,050 --> 00:20:45,580
(upbeat music)
461
00:20:50,060 --> 00:20:51,560
♪ Mirror mirror from the mall ♪
462
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,660
♪ Who's the awesomest
of them all ♪
463
00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:55,030
♪ If you say Jessie
I'll brain you ♪
464
00:20:55,030 --> 00:20:59,830
♪ I pass, next question please ♪
465
00:20:59,830 --> 00:21:01,530
♪ What harm can there
be in eating these ♪
466
00:21:01,530 --> 00:21:03,530
♪ If they only
have 70 calories ♪
467
00:21:03,540 --> 00:21:05,640
♪ Well the dorks told
me to be suspicious ♪
468
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,810
♪ But I'm tired of doing
their shirts and dishes ♪
469
00:21:07,810 --> 00:21:09,640
♪ You're a nice old
lady, I have no doubt ♪
470
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:12,180
♪ So I'll sample that apple
you're rapping about ♪
471
00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:15,180
- I hope you choke
on it, bean pole.
472
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:22,020
- What is going on here?
- I wish I could tell you.
473
00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:26,090
♪ Now that we see
her lying there ♪
474
00:21:26,090 --> 00:21:28,160
♪ We dorks admit
we've been unfair ♪
475
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,190
♪ This evil spell
your kiss unlocks ♪
476
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:34,470
♪ Will split the cookie
and don our own socks ♪
477
00:21:34,470 --> 00:21:36,400
♪ Dork number five,
I gotta disagree ♪
478
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,670
♪ If you want Snow White
alive, don't look at me ♪
479
00:21:38,670 --> 00:21:39,870
- Zack, that's
not in the script.
480
00:21:39,870 --> 00:21:40,940
(groans)
481
00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:42,370
♪ To make her pulse accelerate ♪
482
00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:44,780
♪ She needs a kiss from
dork number eight ♪
483
00:21:44,780 --> 00:21:46,380
♪ It's true the prince
is just a friend ♪
484
00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:51,350
♪ But Studly for me
is the living end ♪
485
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,790
♪ It's you Studly
and not the prince ♪
486
00:21:54,790 --> 00:21:57,520
♪ Now that we kissed,
are you convinced? ♪
487
00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:01,160
♪ Well at first I didn't
like all of this drama ♪
488
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:06,160
♪ But now I trust
you so kiss me mama ♪
489
00:22:07,370 --> 00:22:08,970
♪ Me and Snow White
was nothing but hype ♪
490
00:22:08,970 --> 00:22:10,940
♪ Oh I like her all right
but see she's not my type ♪
491
00:22:10,940 --> 00:22:13,710
♪ So don't get me wrong
when I say what I mean ♪
492
00:22:13,710 --> 00:22:16,810
- My heart belongs
to this wicked queen.
493
00:22:16,810 --> 00:22:19,640
- Oh Zack, I mean prince.
494
00:22:19,650 --> 00:22:22,380
(group clapping)
495
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,380
♪ Yo I wanna announce
to one and all ♪
496
00:22:25,390 --> 00:22:27,350
♪ That I love the
mirror from the mall ♪
497
00:22:27,350 --> 00:22:28,520
♪ And if you touch
me I think I'll ♪
498
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:32,160
♪ Knock you through the wall ♪
499
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,690
♪ That brings our play
to its conclusion ♪
500
00:22:33,690 --> 00:22:35,730
♪ Some things we said might
have been a bit confusing ♪
501
00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:37,630
♪ But we gave you romance
and a lot of laughter ♪
502
00:22:37,630 --> 00:22:41,630
♪ And hey we lived
happily ever after ♪
503
00:22:41,630 --> 00:22:44,640
(audience applauds)
504
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,580
(upbeat music)
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