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(bell rings)
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♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪
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♪ And the alarm
gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll
ever make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books ♪
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♪ And I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in
time to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's alright 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪
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♪ I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate all my
homework last night ♪
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♪ Riding low in my chair ♪
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♪ She won't know
that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow ♪
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♪ It'll be all right ♪
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♪ It's alright 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(guitar solo)
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♪ It's alright 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's alright 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's alright 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(energetic music)
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- What's going on?
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- Oh, just the weekend
update on Zack and Tori,
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the hottest couple at Bayside.
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Look, here they are
Saturday kissing.
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On Sunday, still kissing.
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(audience cheers)
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And here they are today.
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- Oh.
(audience laughs)
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- Blinded by love.
(Lisa laughs)
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- Ow, this relationship
is starting to hurt,
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but it's worth it.
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- Excuse me, mind
if I play through?
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(audience laughs)
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- Screech, what are you doing?
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- Practicing, the
miniature golf team
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has a major tournament today.
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- Uh, is that a hard boiled egg?
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- Yeah, budget cuts are so bad
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we're using these instead
of real golf balls.
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(audience laughs)
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- Well, at least
if you don't win
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you'll have a great
snack for the back nine.
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(audience laughs)
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- Yeah, the football team's
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starting to feel the
budget crunch too.
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We're starting to use fat
nerds as tackling dummies.
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(audience laughs)
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- At least you
guys have uniforms.
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We don't have anything
to wear for field hockey.
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- Really?
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I'll have to check
out your next game.
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(audience laughs)
- In your dreams.
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- Fore!
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(audience laughs)
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Oops, I guess those
were soft boiled balls.
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(energetic music)
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- Hi Mr. Tewkesbury.
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Looks like I'll be transferring
in here from Home Economics.
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- What's going on Tori?
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I thought you liked Home Ec.
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- You're wrong, I hated it
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and they hated me after
I blew up my second oven.
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(audience laughs)
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- In that case you'd
better wear one of these,
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it's fireproof.
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(audience laughs)
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- Hey, hey, hey.
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She can't dress in
here, she's a girl.
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- Ox, those are coveralls.
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They go over your clothes.
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- Well I'm still not
watching, I'm a gentleman.
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(audience laughs)
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- Excuse me Mr. Tewkesbury,
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I have an important
announcement.
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- You're retiring early?
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(audience laughs)
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- Very funny.
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Now would everyone
please quiet down
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and drop what you're doing?
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(metal clattering)
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(audience laughs)
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I'm sorry to say that one of
Bayside's favorite graduates
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Frederik Field passed
away yesterday.
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(group murmuring)
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- Hey, hey, did he invent
the football field?
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(audience laughs)
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- Ox, he invented waist
bands for underwear.
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- Oh gee, what a great man huh?
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(audience laughs)
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- Well anyway, he left the
students $10,000 in his will.
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- Oh hey, that is my kinda guy.
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I say we rent out The Forum,
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have a private party
with the Laker girls.
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(audience laughs)
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- Excuse me?
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- Oh, oh that was
a reflex action.
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Bad idea, bad idea.
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- Well, the will
states that the money
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must go to benefit the school,
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so the students can vote on
suggestions in the gym tomorrow.
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Alright, Screech
Powers representing
the Bayside Bug Club.
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(audience applauding)
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- I knew he was
gonna do something on
bugs, I just knew it.
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(audience laughs)
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- As Bayside's big bug man, I
suggest we build the nation's
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first high school insect museum.
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Take a look at our friendly
creepy crawlers like--
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(glass shatters)
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(crowd screaming)
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(audience laughs)
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Oops, excuse me.
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- The sports program is a big
moneymaker for the school.
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- That's right, but
to keep it that way
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we need state of
the art equipment
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like AstroTurf on
the football field.
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- Hey.
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- And a dome over
the baseball field.
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- Alright.
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- Let me tell ya, we drop a
lot of fly balls in the sun.
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- A lot of fly balls.
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(audience applauding)
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- Zack, a dome would cost
over a million dollars.
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- Alright then.
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Ray Bans for the outfielders!
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- Ray Bans!
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(audience applauding)
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- Hey the guys are right,
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the money should go for
the sports programs.
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I mean all of our teams
are in financial need.
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Money for sports.
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- [Girls] (chanting) Money
for sports, money for sports,
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money for sports,
money for sports.
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- Girls, girls, thanks
for your support but,
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(laughs) I don't
think we're talking
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about the same thing here.
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- Yeah, um, we're talking
about guys' teams.
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- Yeah.
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- You know, the real
sports of the school.
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- Wait a minute, are you saying
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that girl sports don't count?
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- [Zack And Slater]
No, no, no, no, no.
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- Of course not,
girl sports count
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just not enough to
get money. (laughs)
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- Right.
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- Wait a minute,
but that's not fair.
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Boy sports get
everything already.
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- Well, that's because
tickets from our games
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bring in the money that pays
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for your dumb sports
like softball.
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- That's right.
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- We like softball, jock-o.
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- Yeah, what are
you talking about?
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(crowd arguing)
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(energetic music)
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- Alright everyone, this
seems to be the only way
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to decide who gets the money.
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Battle of the sexes
is about to begin.
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(cheering)
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The team winning two of
three events receives $10,000
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(cheering)
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which will be awarded
at Friday's dance.
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Is everyone ready?
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- Yeah.
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(cheering)
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- The boy's team is ready, sir.
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- So is the girl's team, sir.
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- These are clues to
your first puzzle pieces.
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The team that collects
all puzzle pieces
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places them on these boards
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and solves the puzzle
correctly wins.
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Captains, ready your teams.
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(cheering)
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(whistle blows)
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- Go, go, go.
- Hold on.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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To reveal the location
of your puzzle pieces,
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ask someone named Sam for
the correct combination.
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- Wait a minute, my
uncle's name is Sam.
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He'll help us.
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- Screech, your name is Sam.
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- Oh my gosh, you're right.
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(audience laughs)
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- The combination,
so the puzzle piece
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must be his locker.
- His locker, locker!
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Come on, yeah that's right.
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(audience laughs)
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- Here's where
you might go first
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if your puzzle had a thirst.
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- Hey quick, the water fountain.
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- Come on we're losing ground.
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What is the combination?
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- It's so hard to think
under all this pressure.
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Wait a minute I've got it.
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- Alright.
- Come on.
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10, 22, 42.
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Hey, that's Gilligan's birthday.
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(audience laughs)
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- Now that you've found
puzzle piece number one,
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you'll find the next
piece in the room
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with flowers and fake sun.
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- Fake sun?
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Oh I know, (laughs) it's
the tanning booth, right?
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- Ginger this is school.
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We don't have a tanning booth.
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- I think it means the
school's greenhouse, come on.
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- Yeah.
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(applauding)
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- One, 14, 92, Columbus
sailed the ocean blue.
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(audience laughs)
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- Stand back Screech.
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I've got the master combination.
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(audience laughs)
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Hey it works every time.
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- Alright, alright.
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Beware sons of Bayside, keep
this quiet from the daughters
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'cause, whoa, clue
number two could find you
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in very deep waters.
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- Deep waters?
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- Water it's a pool,
it's gotta be the pool.
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Come on, let's go.
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(cheering)
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- This is a light switch.
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The light switch
is on, no it's off.
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On, on.
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On, oar.
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Honor.
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Honor, right?
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- Okay, okay let me see.
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Honor.
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Honor the chicken?
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No, honor chicken's leg?
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Wait a minute, honor thigh.
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Honor thy.
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- Honor thy, alright.
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- Honor thy neighbor's
bucket of chicken.
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(audience laughs)
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Stop that.
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- Buzz, buzz, bee?
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B, T, B, T?
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Owl, what is that ugly
bird trying to say?
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(audience laughs)
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- Who, owls say who.
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Okay, B, T, who?
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Be true, be true.
- Yeah!
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- Oh, I know, I know.
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Be true to your Little
House on the Prairie.
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Oh, I love that show.
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(audience laughs)
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- Ginger, no.
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- This is honor thy prince.
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Pail, pail.
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Mr. Belding, does this
say, "Honor thy principal?"
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- Correct!
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(applauding)
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- [Group] On, oar,
thigh, prince, a, pail.
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- Honor thy principal, the
boys win event number one.
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(applauding)
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(energetic music)
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- [Boys] (chanting) We bad,
we bad, we, we, we bad.
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- Excuse us ladies,
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the victory train is
pulling into the station.
263
00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:44,910
One more win and this
ride is over, choo choo.
264
00:09:44,910 --> 00:09:47,850
(audience laughs)
265
00:09:47,850 --> 00:09:49,080
- Oh yeah, well your train's
266
00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:50,890
about to jump its
tracks, right girls?
267
00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:53,750
(cheering)
268
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,360
- Alright, alright,
settle people.
269
00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:59,460
Now under each sheet is
a disassembled car part.
270
00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:00,290
Ah, ah, ah.
271
00:10:01,630 --> 00:10:05,800
First team to assemble
theirs in working order wins.
272
00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,530
Teams, man the tables.
273
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:08,370
- Alright.
274
00:10:09,540 --> 00:10:12,310
Okay, your name is
all over this buddy.
275
00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:14,480
I bet those girls couldn't
even pump their own gas.
276
00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:15,710
(laughing)
277
00:10:15,710 --> 00:10:17,410
- Alright Tori, you can do it.
278
00:10:17,410 --> 00:10:18,880
In fact you've gotta do it
279
00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:21,050
'cause I'm not touching
whatever's under that sheet.
280
00:10:21,050 --> 00:10:23,580
- It's okay, I've worked on
my motorcycle plenty of times.
281
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,350
- Here, you don't
want to break a nail.
282
00:10:25,350 --> 00:10:27,050
(audience laughs)
283
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,490
(whistle blows)
284
00:10:28,490 --> 00:10:30,360
- Ew gross, it's all greasy.
285
00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:31,890
(audience laughs)
286
00:10:31,890 --> 00:10:34,600
- Aw shucks, a
disassembled carburetor.
287
00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,630
Whatever will I do?
288
00:10:36,630 --> 00:10:39,030
(applauding)
289
00:10:40,170 --> 00:10:41,970
- Come on, you can do it.
290
00:10:41,970 --> 00:10:43,700
- Alright, a couple more bolts
291
00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:45,770
and this competition
is over boys.
292
00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:47,640
(cheering)
293
00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:50,780
Ratchet please, thank you.
294
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:51,750
- Done.
295
00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:54,620
(cheering)
296
00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:55,450
- Done?
297
00:10:55,450 --> 00:10:56,280
- Done?
298
00:10:56,290 --> 00:10:57,690
- Done?
299
00:10:57,690 --> 00:11:00,920
(audience laughs)
300
00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,820
- Perfect reassembly,
the girls win.
301
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:03,820
(cheering)
302
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,360
Tied at one win a piece.
303
00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,060
(cheering)
304
00:11:08,060 --> 00:11:11,030
- [Girls] (chanting) We
bad, we bad, we, we, we bad.
305
00:11:11,030 --> 00:11:12,000
Choo choo.
306
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,400
(applauding)
307
00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:17,570
- You realize what this means?
308
00:11:17,570 --> 00:11:19,110
- Yeah, you're gonna
be the laughing stock
309
00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:20,640
of the school for years to come.
310
00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:21,540
(audience laughs)
311
00:11:21,540 --> 00:11:22,480
- No you dork.
312
00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:23,740
We could lose the money, man.
313
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,910
- Relax Slater, my
sources inform me
314
00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:28,220
the next event is a bake off.
315
00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:29,420
- A bake off?
316
00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:30,920
Oh, we're dead.
317
00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:33,450
- Not yet, I've got an idea.
318
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:36,020
(energetic music)
319
00:11:36,030 --> 00:11:37,520
- Everything you'll need to make
320
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,860
a pineapple upside down cake
is on your respective tables.
321
00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:42,500
So pick your chef and
let's see what's cooking.
322
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:45,130
(laughs loudly)
323
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:49,200
- Hey Lisa, I thought you
said you couldn't cook.
324
00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:50,770
- No, I never said I couldn't.
325
00:11:50,770 --> 00:11:52,170
I just said I wouldn't.
326
00:11:52,180 --> 00:11:53,570
(audience laughs)
327
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:54,610
(whistle blows)
328
00:11:54,610 --> 00:11:57,980
(crowd murmuring)
329
00:11:57,980 --> 00:11:59,110
- There we go, okay Ox one.
330
00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:01,420
(audience laughs)
331
00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:04,250
(crowd murmuring)
332
00:12:07,090 --> 00:12:08,920
(cheering)
333
00:12:08,930 --> 00:12:09,760
- We forgot the pineapple.
334
00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:10,590
Go get pineapple.
335
00:12:10,590 --> 00:12:13,090
(timer rings)
336
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,930
- Hey Zack, what's going on man?
337
00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:20,770
The girls are gonna win.
338
00:12:20,770 --> 00:12:22,240
- Don't worry.
339
00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,670
Screech and I replaced their
oven mount with a phony.
340
00:12:24,670 --> 00:12:26,140
They're about to get burned.
341
00:12:26,140 --> 00:12:29,910
(Ox laughs)
(shushing)
342
00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:32,180
(coughing)
343
00:12:35,820 --> 00:12:36,650
See?
344
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:39,020
(timer rings)
345
00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:39,850
Oh.
346
00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:44,420
- Oh hey.
347
00:12:57,570 --> 00:12:58,440
- Huh, huh?
348
00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:02,940
(audience laughs)
349
00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:11,790
(audience laughs)
350
00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:21,560
- Well, judging by
moistness and color,
351
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,230
I would have to say that
the boys' team wins.
352
00:13:24,230 --> 00:13:25,630
They get the $10,000.
353
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,870
(cheering)
354
00:13:30,470 --> 00:13:31,940
- [Boys] (chanting)
We bad, we know it,
355
00:13:31,940 --> 00:13:34,010
we bad, we show it!
356
00:13:34,010 --> 00:13:35,740
(audience laughs)
357
00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:38,580
(energetic music)
358
00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:43,620
- I still don't know
what went wrong.
359
00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:45,350
- Oh, you burned it.
360
00:13:45,350 --> 00:13:47,860
(audience laughs)
361
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,560
- I don't mean that Ginger,
362
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:52,360
I mean I followed
that recipe to a T.
363
00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:56,400
Sorry guys.
364
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,970
- Hey it's okay
Lisa, just let it go.
365
00:13:58,970 --> 00:14:00,770
- Yeah, and take that with you.
366
00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:02,070
(audience laughs)
367
00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:04,340
(whistling)
368
00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:06,010
- So how are the
baking games doing?
369
00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:07,670
- Let me at him.
- Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
370
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,250
(audience laughs)
371
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,110
Screech, is this an oven knob?
372
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:16,380
- Yeah but not just any oven
knob Tori, your oven knob.
373
00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:18,420
- So why do you have it?
374
00:14:18,420 --> 00:14:20,450
- (sighs) Because if
I left it on the oven
375
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:23,320
everything cooked on it
would burn like that cake.
376
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:24,420
(audience laughs)
377
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:28,500
Oops, gotta jet bye.
378
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:31,700
(audience laughs)
379
00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:32,530
- Burn?
380
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:34,970
Screech!
381
00:14:34,970 --> 00:14:36,870
(audience laughs)
382
00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:38,170
- So that's what happened.
383
00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:41,310
They switched the knobs.
384
00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:45,410
- Those cheaters.
385
00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:46,610
- We've gotta tell Mr. Belding.
386
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:49,450
- Uh-uh, I think
revenge is sweeter.
387
00:14:49,450 --> 00:14:51,120
Listen up, girls.
388
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:53,950
(energetic music)
389
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,030
- Hey Zack, how'd the
meeting with Belding go?
390
00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:01,600
- Great, we devised a budget
391
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,830
so that every guy's sport
will get some of the $10,000.
392
00:15:04,830 --> 00:15:07,070
- Great, well how much is
miniature golf getting?
393
00:15:07,070 --> 00:15:08,440
- Five big ones.
394
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,570
- $5,000?
395
00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:13,110
- No, five big ones.
396
00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:14,110
Five bucks.
397
00:15:14,110 --> 00:15:16,510
(audience laughs)
398
00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:19,950
- Excuse me boys, my date
for tonight just walked in.
399
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:23,450
(clears throat)
400
00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:26,490
Hey Kelsey, what do you
say we catch a movie
401
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,060
at the Cineplex tonight huh?
402
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:30,120
- I say no way.
403
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,960
(audience laughs)
404
00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:40,970
- So, hot date tonight Slater?
405
00:15:40,970 --> 00:15:43,600
- No, she turned me down.
406
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:47,670
That's weird, Kelsey
never turns me down.
407
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:51,180
- Hey Pete, Ox, about our
double date this weekend.
408
00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:52,180
- We don't have one.
409
00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:56,480
(audience laughs)
410
00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:59,390
- Hey, something strange
is going on here guys.
411
00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:02,490
- Yeah, I've been slapped in
the face three times today,
412
00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:04,160
that's way below my average.
413
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,660
(audience laughs)
414
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:06,860
- Three?
415
00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:08,530
- What do you think
this means Zack?
416
00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:10,330
- It means you guys have
had a little bad luck
417
00:16:10,330 --> 00:16:12,330
with the ladies and
you're overreacting.
418
00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:19,170
Watch, I'll show you guys
it's all in your heads.
419
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,940
Hey Tori, I was thinking about
the dance on Friday night.
420
00:16:22,950 --> 00:16:24,210
What time should I pick you up?
421
00:16:24,210 --> 00:16:25,780
- Oh, how about a
quarter to never?
422
00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:27,780
I'm not going anywhere
with you cheater.
423
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,350
- What do you mean?
424
00:16:30,350 --> 00:16:31,590
- We're talking
about how you guys
425
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,020
cheated to win the
cooking competition.
426
00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:35,060
We saw Screech with
that fake oven knob.
427
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,490
- Screech.
428
00:16:36,490 --> 00:16:38,030
- Don't worry Zack, they
can't prove a thing.
429
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,330
I've eaten the evidence. (burps)
430
00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:42,960
(audience laughs)
431
00:16:42,970 --> 00:16:44,900
- Ladies please, it must be
a little misunderstanding
432
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:46,100
because this alleged knob--
433
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:49,100
- Oh don't give me that
alleged talk, Zack.
434
00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:50,340
Your only way out of this one
435
00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:53,440
is by telling Belding the truth.
436
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,080
- And lose all the money?
437
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,310
No way.
438
00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:58,110
- Fine, but until you confess
439
00:16:58,110 --> 00:17:00,580
no girl in this school
will date any guy.
440
00:17:00,580 --> 00:17:02,220
That should make for
some interesting matches
441
00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:03,550
at the dance, huh boys?
442
00:17:03,550 --> 00:17:06,390
(audience laughs)
443
00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:10,220
- Big deal, who needs 'em?
- Yeah.
444
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:13,060
(energetic music)
445
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:20,270
- Did you see what
Kelsey is wearing?
446
00:17:20,270 --> 00:17:22,240
Gosh she looks good.
447
00:17:23,570 --> 00:17:25,510
- Zack they're
not fighting fair.
448
00:17:25,510 --> 00:17:27,510
- My body is rebelling.
449
00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:28,810
(audience laughs)
450
00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:30,380
- Hang on guys.
451
00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:32,450
This is a test of wills.
452
00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:34,010
Those girls want to be with us
453
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,250
just as much as we
want to be with them.
454
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,580
- They do.
- Yeah they do.
455
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:41,360
(energetic music)
456
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,790
- No Zack, I think I want
to be with them more.
457
00:17:43,790 --> 00:17:46,030
(audience laughs)
458
00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:48,860
(energetic music)
459
00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:55,140
- Okay, guys here, girls there.
460
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,740
What's going on?
461
00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:59,140
- Mr. Belding, the girls
won't talk to us because we--
462
00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:03,080
- Because we're cheap.
- Cheap, very stingy.
463
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,510
(audience laughs)
464
00:18:04,510 --> 00:18:07,110
- Well you have to learn
boys, nobody likes a tightwad.
465
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,250
- That's right.
466
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:11,090
(audience laughs)
467
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,190
- Hey guys, guys, guys, guys.
468
00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:18,330
Just a few more minutes
I'm telling you,
469
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,630
these girls are about to topple.
470
00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:23,500
- We know, we just want to be
there to soften their fall.
471
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,430
(audience laughs)
472
00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:28,900
(energetic music)
473
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,240
- Bye.
474
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:33,810
(audience laughs)
475
00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:36,180
- Oh excuse me.
- Alright.
476
00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:38,110
Hold on, maybe I
should go over there,
477
00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:40,810
try to open the lines
of communication first.
478
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,650
(energetic music)
479
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:48,260
Lisa, Tori, we've gotta talk.
480
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,560
- Why, can't you and
Slater figure out
481
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,560
who's supposed to lead
during the slow dances?
482
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:52,760
(audience laughs)
483
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:53,590
- Very funny.
484
00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:57,260
Look you two are wrecking
one of the last dances.
485
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,000
You know, we'll never have
486
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,900
these high school
carefree days again.
487
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:03,740
- Don't blame us.
488
00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:05,010
You guys started it.
489
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:06,240
- Yeah, just tell
Belding the truth
490
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,180
and this whole thing is over.
491
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,340
- Oh no, no, no, no.
492
00:19:09,350 --> 00:19:10,780
If I do that guy's
sports won't get a dime
493
00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:14,250
and a lot of large, scary
athletes will be looking for me.
494
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,080
- That's too bad.
495
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,490
I was so hoping to have a
good time at this dance.
496
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,260
- Ta-ta for now.
497
00:19:22,630 --> 00:19:25,460
(audience laughs)
498
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:29,330
- Guys, Plan A did
not do so well.
499
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:30,360
It's on to Plan B.
500
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,970
- What's Plan B?
501
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,600
- Unconditional surrender.
502
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:36,300
(audience laughs)
503
00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:39,070
- At this time I'd like to ask
Zack Morris to come up here
504
00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:42,440
for the inheritance
check presentation.
505
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,810
- Mr. Belding, before
you present the check
506
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:48,320
there's something
I'd like to say.
507
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,580
- Well go right ahead son,
the microphone is yours.
508
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,590
- No actually, I really
didn't want to have the mic.
509
00:19:52,590 --> 00:19:55,360
- Oh come on Zack, since
when have you been shy?
510
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,360
Speak, you've got the
whole school listening.
511
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,490
- Yeah Zack, we're listening.
512
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:04,530
- Uh, my fellow students.
513
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,030
(audience laughs)
514
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,470
As representative of the boy's
team, I regretfully state
515
00:20:11,470 --> 00:20:13,310
that we cannot accept
the inheritance check.
516
00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:14,410
- What?
517
00:20:14,410 --> 00:20:15,440
- [Boys] What?
518
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,580
(crowd murmuring)
519
00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:18,410
- Why not?
520
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,020
- Well you see, we
rigged Lisa's oven
521
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,880
before the cooking
event so we'd win.
522
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,390
The boy's team cheated.
523
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,520
(crowd murmuring)
524
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:30,490
- Yes sir, so
we're really sorry.
525
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:32,430
The girls deserve the money.
526
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,030
- [Boys] Yeah, yeah.
527
00:20:36,430 --> 00:20:38,600
- Well I guess there's
only one thing to do.
528
00:20:39,770 --> 00:20:41,070
Tori, would you come up here
529
00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:42,870
for the inheritance
check presentation?
530
00:20:42,870 --> 00:20:44,470
- We can't accept
that check Mr. Belding
531
00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:46,910
because we don't really know
who would've won the bake off.
532
00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:51,410
- Yeah, the girls want one
more event, winner takes all.
533
00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:53,810
(applauding)
534
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,650
- It's been one crazy week.
535
00:20:57,650 --> 00:20:59,090
Well Tori, since you're captain
536
00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:01,220
of the girl's team,
you pick the event.
537
00:21:02,390 --> 00:21:04,820
- Okay, we limbo.
538
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:07,090
(cheering)
539
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,230
(upbeat music)
540
00:21:10,230 --> 00:21:12,430
- Come on Slater, here we go.
541
00:21:12,430 --> 00:21:14,700
(cheering)
542
00:21:23,410 --> 00:21:25,680
(clapping)
543
00:21:27,550 --> 00:21:29,920
- (singing) Zack be
nimble, Lisa be quick,
544
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,150
just get under that limbo stick.
545
00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:34,720
(upbeat music)
546
00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:39,860
Don't hit your head,
don't hit your buns,
547
00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:42,860
just get down and have some fun.
548
00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:45,100
(clapping)
549
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:49,970
Bend your knees,
now arch that back,
550
00:21:49,970 --> 00:21:52,270
last one standing has the knack.
551
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:55,580
(Zack groans)
552
00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:56,780
- [Girl] Come on Tori!
553
00:21:56,780 --> 00:21:58,240
(cheering)
554
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,650
(upbeat music)
555
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,950
(applauding)
556
00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:12,890
- Here's your check
for $10,000 Tori.
557
00:22:12,890 --> 00:22:15,130
(cheering)
558
00:22:16,260 --> 00:22:17,530
- One, two, three.
559
00:22:17,530 --> 00:22:18,830
- [Girls] (chanting)
We bad, we knew it,
560
00:22:18,830 --> 00:22:20,900
you cheated, you blew it!
561
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:23,770
(cheering)
562
00:22:23,770 --> 00:22:26,470
- Have you thought about
how you're gonna spend it?
563
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,210
- Well even though we won,
564
00:22:28,210 --> 00:22:29,480
(Lisa laughs)
565
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:30,740
we're gonna share some
of this with the guys.
566
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,210
- Oh, really?
- Cool.
567
00:22:32,210 --> 00:22:34,410
- The miniature
golf team gets $50.
568
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:35,880
(audience laughs)
569
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:36,880
- Great.
570
00:22:36,890 --> 00:22:39,620
Um Tori, can you
raise it to $57?
571
00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:41,020
We need to fix the windmill.
572
00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:43,790
(audience laughs)
573
00:22:43,790 --> 00:22:46,630
(energetic music)
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