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(Saved by the Bell theme song)
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(upbeat music)
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- Valentine's Day is
my favorite holiday.
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I got these roses from some
girl in front of the school
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and she doesn't
even go to Bayside.
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(laughter)
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Hey guys, 'sup?
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- I got you a valentine.
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- Oh, you did?
- Yes.
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And are those roses for me?
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I love roses.
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- Happy Valentine's
Day, how'd you know?
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- I got you a
valentine too, Zach.
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- And here's another.
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- Uh, Kelly, could I
borrow two of those roses?
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- Sure, I guess.
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- Here you go, girls.
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- What, no rose
for me, (mumbles)?
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And I thought we
were real close.
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- Face it, it's over.
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- I still love you, Slater.
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- Aw, that's the best
valentine I ever got.
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- Yeah where this is the
first Valentine's Day
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that Screech hasn't
driven me nuts.
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Do you know he once gave me
a 20 pound chocolate heart?
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- 20 pounds,
where'd he get that?
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- From the zit of
the month club.
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Last year you know what he did?
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- Oh, is that when he
shaved I love you on top of
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his head and stood under
your bedroom window?
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- No, that was my birthday.
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Last year he climbed the
tree outside of my room
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wearing diapers and wings
and said he was cupid.
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He looked like the dork stork
that forgot to fly south.
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- Maybe he's finally
given up chasing you
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and he's gonna leave
you alone all year.
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(laughter)
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- Your living
valentine, my darling.
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- So much for that theory.
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- What do you think?
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- I think you should
get a heart transplant.
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(laughter)
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- That's pretty cool, Screech.
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- Thanks, Screech.
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Now this is the kind of
kiss from you that I like.
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- Want to try the real thing?
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- Want to try a
fist in the stomach?
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- Some of us have been chasing
our dream girls for years.
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(dreamy tune)
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(laughter)
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Kelly Kapowski.
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Kelly!
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- Hey, Zach.
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- So Kel, big dance
Friday night, huh?
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- I haven't asked
anyone yet, Zach.
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- Really?
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I just want you to know that
I'm keeping my calendar clear,
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if you know what I mean.
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- I know what you mean,
you want me to ask you.
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- You could do worse.
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- She could do
better, a lot better.
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- Sometimes you need an edge
and sometimes it goes wrong.
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- I'm so glad I found you,
I have to talk to you.
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- Oh?
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I wonder what it could be.
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- I don't want to go to
the dance with Slater.
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- Listen, it gets better.
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- I suddenly realized how
much I care for you, Zach.
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Please rescue me from
this muscle-bound monkey.
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Zach, I love you!
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You're perfect in every way.
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- Jesse, what are you saying?
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- I'm saying Zach
Morris is a 10.
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(chanting "Zach")
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- Leave him alone!
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- Slater, am I glad to
see you, keep them away!
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- Just back off!
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Back off.
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He's going to the dance with me.
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(laughter)
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- But you keep on trying.
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Oh to be that straw
sitting in my lady's cup.
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Gladly would I be
made of plastic
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and risk drowning
in a sea of cola
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for the chance to touch
fair Kelly's lips.
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- Zach.
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- It was fun chasing Kelly,
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but nothing could top the
feeling of catching her.
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I'll never forget the
night we finally went
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to the prom together.
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(soft music)
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- Zach, will you dance with me?
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- Sure.
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- Zach, I don't know how
to thank you for tonight.
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- We're together, that's enough.
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(soft music)
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- Do you remember when you
asked me to go to the prom?
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- I didn't ask you, you were
desperate to go with me.
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- Me, desperate?
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- I'm glad you agree, but
you were afraid to commit.
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- Please, not me.
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You were afraid.
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Do you have a date for the prom?
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- Uh, no not yet.
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How about you?
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- Not exactly, I'm
still narrowing it down.
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You think that, I don't
know, perhaps, would--
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- Slater, are you asking me
to go to the prom with you?
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- Maybe, you interested?
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- Maybe.
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- Maybe, pick you up at seven.
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- No, I'll pick you up at seven.
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- [Zach] Sometimes you make
a real fool out of yourself
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to please the one you love.
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(cheering and soft music)
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(applause)
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- I never made a fool out
of myself with the foxes.
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- No, just with the girls.
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- Hey, not every guy's
born with blonde hair
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and a chin you could
crack walnuts with.
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To catch babes I had
to use my imagination.
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- Yeah, well imagine
you I'm sending you on a
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one-way trip to the moon.
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- Is that another way of
saying I'm out of this world?
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Lisa, I love the
excitement of chasing you.
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(screaming)
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(laughter)
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Is this a good time to
ask you about the dance?
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Lisa, we're going to the
sweetheart dance together.
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- Over my dead body.
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- Love does not
give up so easily.
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- Screech, why don't
you find someone else?
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(laughter)
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Everywhere I go he's chasing
me with that silly heart.
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I finally got away.
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- Guess again.
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(screams)
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- Gee, Lisa, I can't
believe we're finally on
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a date together.
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Are you having a good time?
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- Are you having a good time?
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- Are you having a good time?
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- Are you having a good time?
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- Yes!
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- [All] Yes!
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(upbeat music)
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- Hey Screech,
where's your heart?
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- I had to go to the
bathroom and I couldn't
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get it back on.
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Some nerds are fighting
over it right now.
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(laughter)
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- Fighting is a part of love.
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- Yeah, and the best part
is when you get to make up.
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- So Lisa, when do we
get to kiss and make up?
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- When it rains carrot
juice in Burbank.
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- I'll be sure to check
the weather report.
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- We will never make up
because we were never together!
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- Maybe not, but we were
close, remember my precious?
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I'm making my move.
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- Don't do it!
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Screech, love and
science don't mix.
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Did you ever see
Einstein with a chick?
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- No, Zach, Kelly's right.
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This is my one moment in time.
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(romantic music)
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(laughter)
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My darling, be my partner,
and this could be you.
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(laughter)
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(applause)
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So what do you say,
pick up you seven-ish?
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- Now that Kelly's picked
Zach it's time to snatch
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me up before I'm taken.
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Will you go to the prom with me?
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- Yeah, I'll go.
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- You will?
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- I'll go with you
when worms have ears.
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(laughter)
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(mumbles)
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- Breaking up is really hard.
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- Boy, you can say that again.
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- Breaking up is really hard.
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- Screech be quiet.
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- Screech, be quiet.
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- Now do you know why
I think you're a dork?
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- No, why?
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(sighs)
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(laughter)
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- Slater, it was your
fault we broke up.
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- Get real, mama, you
started every fight.
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- Did not!
- Did too!
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- Did not!
- See?
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(laughter)
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- When you break up you
can't even think straight.
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As Jesse and Slater
just demonstrated.
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- Breaking up really hurts, too.
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- I know, and sometimes it
happens faster than you realize.
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- I've got our entire
evening planned for Saturday.
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- You do? So do I.
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Alright, you go first.
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- Okay, we begin with a
romantic dinner at Cafe Diane
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and then onto the ballet.
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- Ballet?
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Come on, Jesse, get real.
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You know how hard it
was for me to get these
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LA Raider tickets?
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- Football?
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There's nothing romantic
about a bunch of barbarians
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kicking each other's butts.
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(laughter)
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- Oh yeah?
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What romantic about
a guy in pink tights
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tippy-toeing around
pretending to be a swan?
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- I should've known better
than to go steady with
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a sexist pig!
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- [Audience] Oooh.
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- Well oink oink baby
and if you don't like it,
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go steady with some other pig.
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- Maybe I will, goodbye.
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- Can you believe her?
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- Good morning, Zach.
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No matter how hard you try,
you'll never forget me.
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- Forget you?
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I don't even know
your name, Kelly.
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Gosh, she's pretty.
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I've got to be strong.
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- Hi, cutie.
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- Kelly, is that you again?
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- Of course it's me, Zach,
I've been waiting for you.
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- Kelly, I've been
jealous, but I love you.
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(laughter)
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- Wear this shirt, Zach, I
love the way it looks on you.
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- Gosh, Kelly, I love the
way everything looks on you.
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- Come on, Zach, just
give me one little hug.
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(laughter)
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- I know there's something
going on between you and Jeff.
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Please just talk to me.
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- I don't know how to say this.
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It's just that Jeff and I have
been working together and--
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- Do you really like him?
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- No!
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Yes.
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I don't know.
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It's just all happening so fast.
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- Kelly, what happened?
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I thought you loved me.
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- I do love you, Zach.
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It wasn't supposed
to be this way.
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Not for us.
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I don't want to hurt you for
anything in the whole world.
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- I thought we'd
always be together.
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- Zach, I'm so sorry.
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- I miss you, Kelly.
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Well hey, how about
one last dance?
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- Okay.
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♪ When all that I've
been living for is gone ♪
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(soft music)
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Can we still be friends?
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- Forever.
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The hardest thing for a
teenager is to get over his--
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- Or her.
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00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:57,000
- Or her first love.
262
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,300
- Fortunately, there are a
lot of other fish in the sea
263
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:00,600
who are interested in me.
264
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,940
- Why don't you jump
in and find them?
265
00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:03,640
I heard the pretty
ones are on the bottom.
266
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,440
- Oh admit it, babe,
you just want to see me
267
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,440
in a wet t-shirt.
268
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,510
- There's only one way to
get over a broken heart.
269
00:14:09,510 --> 00:14:11,910
- Did I break your heart?
270
00:14:11,910 --> 00:14:13,110
- It heart bad, mama.
271
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,350
The pain of not having
you was horrible.
272
00:14:15,350 --> 00:14:17,580
- Slater, I'm sorry,
what did you do?
273
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,590
- I hit on the first
hot chick I saw.
274
00:14:19,590 --> 00:14:20,890
(laughter)
275
00:14:20,890 --> 00:14:23,690
- [Girls] You disgusting pigs.
276
00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:26,360
- We never said we liked
them as much as you guys,
277
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:27,830
they were just there.
278
00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:29,400
- And so were we.
279
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:35,240
- Oh Sammy, you're
such a stud muffin.
280
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,940
I didn't know I was your girl.
281
00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:40,410
- Neither did I,
would you like to be?
282
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:42,180
- Oh, I thought you'd never ask.
283
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:47,680
- Forget the rules!
284
00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:54,550
- I've been looking
everywhere for you!
285
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,390
- Yikes!
286
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,960
(laughter)
287
00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:07,030
- Screech?
288
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,340
- Bambi?
289
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:11,710
Oh boy, sit down.
290
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:14,440
- My it's a lot brighter
here than I thought it'd be.
291
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,480
- Good, then everyone
will see you.
292
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:17,580
- Dream come true.
293
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,450
- Gosh you're pretty.
294
00:15:20,450 --> 00:15:23,050
And you have the most
feminine little hands.
295
00:15:23,050 --> 00:15:24,750
- I do not.
296
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:25,990
- Do too.
- Do not!
297
00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:28,360
- You sure you want
to sit up front, Jen.
298
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,990
We always used to sit in
the back at the (mumbles).
299
00:15:30,990 --> 00:15:33,690
- I know, but I like
to sit closer now.
300
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,260
(upbeat music)
301
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,200
- Yeah, I like to
sit closer too.
302
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,510
- Well I hope you three
don't think we just sat home
303
00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:47,670
and waited for you to call.
304
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,080
- You didn't?
305
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,680
- We went hunk
hunting, right girls?
306
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:52,510
- Right!
307
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,820
- And we found some
real handsome hunks.
308
00:15:58,550 --> 00:16:00,090
- You're terrific, Kelly.
309
00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:00,920
- You too, Jack.
310
00:16:02,390 --> 00:16:04,520
You know, you're the nicest
guy I've met in a long time.
311
00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:20,980
(audience wooing)
312
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,840
I better get going,
see you tomorrow.
313
00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:26,480
- Descartes was my
favorite philosopher.
314
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,550
He said, "I think
therefore I am."
315
00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:33,950
- Yes, but I ask, if
I think not, am I not?
316
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:35,690
I think not.
317
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:36,660
Don't you think?
318
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,790
(laughter)
319
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,330
- Lisa, I was wrong about you.
320
00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:43,630
Your brain teasers
are driving me wild!
321
00:16:43,630 --> 00:16:45,800
- Well I've always
loved philosophy.
322
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,570
For example, what is art?
323
00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:50,440
Are we art?
324
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,640
Is art art?
325
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,140
- Other guys were nice,
but I have to admit Zach,
326
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,510
I had the most fun
being pursued by you.
327
00:16:57,510 --> 00:16:58,410
- What about me?
328
00:16:58,410 --> 00:16:59,910
I liked you too.
329
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,350
Before Jesse threatened
to beat me up if I didn't
330
00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:02,180
go out with her.
331
00:17:03,050 --> 00:17:04,050
- What?
332
00:17:04,050 --> 00:17:05,490
- Steady, girl.
333
00:17:05,490 --> 00:17:07,490
- You were fine too, Slater,
but Zach will stop at
334
00:17:07,490 --> 00:17:08,990
nothing to win me.
335
00:17:08,990 --> 00:17:09,890
That's why he did.
336
00:17:11,090 --> 00:17:13,060
- Screech, behold
my lady (mumbles).
337
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,000
- Shove off, Morris.
338
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:20,470
- I ignore the insults
of the ignorant
339
00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:22,440
and I approach my love.
340
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,870
Oh to be that straw
sitting in my lady's cup.
341
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:33,380
Gladly would I be made of
plastic and risk drowning
342
00:17:33,380 --> 00:17:38,390
in a sea of cola for the chance
to touch fair Kelly's lips.
343
00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:41,720
- Zach.
344
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,320
- Okay preppy, while
you're treading cola,
345
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,490
Kelly and I are
going to the beach.
346
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,560
- Kelly, this news
disappoints me verily.
347
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,530
I thought we could
rehearse more scenes from
348
00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:54,300
Romeo and Juliet.
349
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,470
- That's a great idea, Zach.
350
00:17:55,470 --> 00:17:56,370
Sorry Slater.
351
00:17:58,340 --> 00:18:00,070
- I can't believe this.
352
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,540
You'd rather study
than go to the beach?
353
00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:05,280
- Partying is such sweet sorrow.
354
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,150
Chump.
355
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,490
(laughter)
356
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:12,420
- Fair Lisa,
357
00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:17,090
would thy were that blob of
ketchup lying on your plate.
358
00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:22,760
So that you may kip your
french fries in my face.
359
00:18:23,830 --> 00:18:26,100
(laughter)
360
00:18:29,270 --> 00:18:32,540
- Don't fade on me now, Zachy,
I've got big plans for us.
361
00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:33,740
- Big plans?
362
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:36,180
- Yeah, mom's visiting
dad in the slammer
363
00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:40,450
and we've got the
house all to ourselves.
364
00:18:40,450 --> 00:18:43,180
- Sorry, Brenda,
but I have a curfew.
365
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,220
I have to be home in 10 minutes.
366
00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:46,650
- That's alright.
- Ow.
367
00:18:48,290 --> 00:18:50,190
- How about a good night kiss?
368
00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:51,990
- I have very strict
rules about that.
369
00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:54,600
I don't kiss on the first date.
370
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:58,930
- Oh lucky for us, I do.
371
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,700
(laughter)
372
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,440
- Jennifer, I'm back.
373
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,310
You wanted to see me?
374
00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:07,740
- I certainly did.
375
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:14,310
It's rather warm in
here, don't you think?
376
00:19:20,690 --> 00:19:22,160
That's much better.
377
00:19:23,490 --> 00:19:26,230
You know, Zach, I
haven't been able to stop
378
00:19:26,230 --> 00:19:27,260
thinking about you.
379
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,430
- Really?
380
00:19:30,530 --> 00:19:32,770
- You like me, don't you Zach?
381
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:34,540
- Oh yeah.
382
00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:37,800
- You're sweet.
383
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,370
Not like my husband.
384
00:19:40,610 --> 00:19:41,810
- Your husband?
385
00:19:41,810 --> 00:19:43,140
- Yes.
386
00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:44,880
He's a professional wrestler.
387
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,050
Hulk Hogan says he
could be the champion.
388
00:19:47,050 --> 00:19:49,080
Except for his violent temper.
389
00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:52,390
- Violent temper?
390
00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:54,020
Jennifer, maybe I'd
better be leaving now.
391
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:56,260
- You're right, let's
run away together.
392
00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:58,730
- Oh no, I'm sorry, I'm
not allowed to sleep over
393
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,230
on school nights.
394
00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:02,500
- Let's get married and
have lots of children.
395
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,900
- I've got a girlfriend.
396
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:05,700
- She can sit for us!
397
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,000
- You don't understand,
I think one girl is
398
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,940
all I can handle.
399
00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:10,500
Uh-oh.
400
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:11,540
(laughter)
401
00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:13,110
- Do you want a girl,
402
00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:15,810
or a woman?
403
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,050
- Uh, I want to
go back to class.
404
00:20:20,050 --> 00:20:22,320
(laughter)
405
00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:29,990
- I know this girl who would
love to go out with you.
406
00:20:29,990 --> 00:20:31,760
Her name is Sue and
besides being pretty
407
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,130
she's got a great mind.
408
00:20:33,130 --> 00:20:35,860
And she loves to read so
she's got a lot to say.
409
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,600
- I figure Danielle Steele
must be writing all of
410
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,870
Jackie Collins romance
novels because, like,
411
00:20:39,870 --> 00:20:42,440
they're all the same.
412
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,270
Not exactly the same.
413
00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:46,140
They have to be a little
bit different or everybody
414
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:47,240
would know.
415
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,540
(screaming)
416
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,580
Have you read Hollywood Wives.
417
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,050
- [Narrator] You have go
to go out with Cassie,
418
00:20:56,050 --> 00:20:58,550
she has a great personality
and she has an insatiable
419
00:20:58,550 --> 00:20:59,390
hunger for life.
420
00:21:00,290 --> 00:21:02,520
(laughter)
421
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,290
- You know, after the movie
we should go to Antonio's
422
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:09,230
'cause I have this
craving for a big bowl of
423
00:21:09,230 --> 00:21:10,460
spaghetti and meatballs.
424
00:21:13,070 --> 00:21:15,840
(screaming)
425
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,100
I'm out of popcorn!
426
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:24,310
- [Narrator] You will
definitely like Terry.
427
00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:26,350
She goes to my gym
and she is hot.
428
00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:28,720
She has an inner swing
that really grabs a guy.
429
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,550
(screaming)
430
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,320
- Kill him! Kill him!
431
00:21:36,790 --> 00:21:38,490
Hey, where are you
going, blondie?
432
00:21:38,490 --> 00:21:40,660
The movie's not over, sit.
433
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,830
- [Narrator] You never met
my cousin Kimberly, did you?
434
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,800
A lot of guys think she's
cute if you like that
435
00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:52,540
long-legged gorgeous
blonde ballerina type.
436
00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:54,170
- Oh, he's so mean.
437
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,410
I hope they catch him.
438
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:59,880
(tires screeching and screaming)
439
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:00,650
Oh no!
440
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:03,820
- How would you feel about
a burger after the movie?
441
00:22:03,820 --> 00:22:05,690
I know a great place
where we can go.
442
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:10,620
Well we sure shared a
lot of memories today.
443
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,260
- We've had a lot of
great times together.
444
00:22:12,260 --> 00:22:14,060
I'm sorry to see
Valentine's Day go.
445
00:22:14,060 --> 00:22:15,930
- Well it's not over yet.
446
00:22:15,930 --> 00:22:16,760
- What do you mean?
447
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:17,600
- Huddle, ladies.
448
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:24,710
- No way!
449
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:26,270
- It's Valentine's Day.
450
00:22:28,710 --> 00:22:29,610
- Oh, alright.
451
00:22:30,980 --> 00:22:33,380
(soft music)
452
00:22:40,690 --> 00:22:42,060
- Happy Valentine's Day.
453
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:45,790
(upbeat music)
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