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(bell rings)
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♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪
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♪ And the alarm
gives out a warning ♪
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♪ And I don't think I'll
ever make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books ♪
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♪ And I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in
time to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's alright 'coz
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪
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♪ I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate all my
homework last night ♪
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♪ Riding low in my chair ♪
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♪ She won't know
that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in
tomorrow it will be alright ♪
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♪ It's alright 'coz
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(upbeat music)
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♪ It's alright 'coz
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's alright 'coz
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's alright 'coz
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(upbeat music)
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(audience laughs)
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(students cheering)
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- Congratulations AC Slater.
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Now tell me how does it feel
to be city wrestling champ?
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- Pretty darn good
Zack, but nearly as good
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as it's gonna feel next week
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when I win the
state championship.
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- [Cheerleaders] AC
Slater, he's for strength.
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He won city, next is state!
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(crowd cheering)
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- Now Slater tell
me, how does it feel
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to totally humiliate
Valley's champ?
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- Pretty darn good Zack.
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(audience laughs)
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- [Cheerleaders] They say you
fought with the best they had.
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You tossed him, tossed
him, beat him up bad!
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(crowd cheering)
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- Any final words
before we sign off?
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- I'd like to thank coach Sonsky
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and my teammates
for the support.
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And even though he
couldn't be here,
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I'd like to thank my dad.
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(audience laughs)
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- [Cheerleaders] Zippity,
zappity, pitty patty,
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he's so sweet he miss his daddy!
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(crowd cheering)
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- This has been Zack
Morris for KKTY Sports.
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Next week, a special
report on cheerleaders
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who need to get a life.
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(audience laughs)
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- Looking good in that
mini skirt, momma.
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- Why don't you go
bite a stray dog.
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(audience laughs)
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I'm only a cheerleader
because it looks good
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on my college application.
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- Have you heard anything yet?
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- No, colleges don't
usually tell you
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if you're accepted
until next week.
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- Well not true, I already
got accepted to four schools.
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- Emerson, USC, Clemson.
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- Screech please, I
applied to Harvard,
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Yale, and Columbia,
ivy league schools
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are more careful
about who they let in.
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- Well i guess some
crazed gardener
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cut down all the
ivy at Princeton
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because I got in there, too.
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(audience laughs)
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- Princeton accepted you and
I haven't heard anything yet?
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I need junk food quick,
gimme those fries.
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(audience laughs)
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- Jessie relax, I
mean at least you can
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afford to go to those colleges.
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I'm going to community
college and getting a job.
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Jessie besides,
pigging out like that
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is only going to get you
a curly tail and a snout.
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- [Both Girls] Yeah, oink oink.
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(audience laughs)
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- Lisa don't give me attitude,
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just because you already got
into the fashion institute.
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- I know how you
feel, I haven't heard
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from any of my
schools yet either.
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- What did you do?
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Apply to the places with
the best looking girls?
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- How did you know?
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(audience laughs)
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Well you know I also
applied to the schools
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with the best beaches,
I mean you got Hawaii,
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Miami, and Tahiti Tech.
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- Man I don't believe,
that's Jep Traimer,
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the wrestling coach from
the University of Iowa.
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Wonder what he's doing here?
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- Well it is a restaurant,
maybe he's hungry, duh!
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(audience laughs)
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- Hey you know, Iowa is
the best wrestling school
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in the country, maybe he's
here about my application.
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- Slater, I don't
care who you are,
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colleges never accept
people in person.
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- AC, I'm Jep Traimer,
I'm here to offer you
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a full wrestling scholarship
to University of Iowa.
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(audience laughs)
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What do you say?
- Huh?
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Oh oh, I say great, thank you!
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- I'll put that paper
in the mail tomorrow.
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See you in September
buddy, you'll love Iowa.
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- That's great, Slater.
- Congratulations.
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- Iowa, the land of
farmers daughters.
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(audience laughs)
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Yeah, well done Slater.
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- What a day, city
champ, now Iowa.
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I can't wait to tell
my father, hey preppy,
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come with me so you can
tell him how good I was.
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- Okay.
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Oh, and see you guys at
the bowling alley later.
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- Oh not me, last time
we went some butt licker
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shoved his fingers up my nose
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and used my head
as a bowling ball.
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(audience laughs)
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Man it hurts when
you get a strike.
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(audience laughs)
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(upbeat music)
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- Down and give me 20!
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(audience laughs)
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- One, two.
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I hate when you do that AC.
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- Hey dad, I'm just
getting you back
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for all the times you woke
me up with your bugle.
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- Hi son.
- Hey dad.
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- Good to see you
Private Morris.
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- Yo, Major Slater,
being all you can be?
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- Careful soldier.
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- So dad, when did you get back?
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- Just got in, sorry I had to
miss your big wrestling match.
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How'd you do?
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- Oh he did great, Slater
pinned that girl in 10 seconds.
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(audience laughs)
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- Shut up preppy, it was
a guy and I creamed him.
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- That's my boy.
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Son, I've got great news.
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- Oh wait, I've got
some good news, too.
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- Nah, I outrank you, me first.
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Tomorrow, 1200 hours,
you have an interview
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with congressman Shepard,
for possible entry
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into the West Point
Military Academy.
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(crowd sighs)
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- West Point, oh that's
great dad, just great.
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I knew you'd be
thrilled, that's why
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I did my calling
in a few favors.
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You're worth it, soldier.
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- Oh Slater, come
on, tell him, Iowa?
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- Iowa?
- Yeah, I owe Zack 10 bucks.
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(audience laughs)
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Could you loan it to me?
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- Oh sure, that's good news?
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- Is to me.
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(audience laughs)
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(phone rings)
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- Major Slater,
uh uh, oh, I see.
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Alright, I'll be right over.
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- What's the matter, dad?
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- My CO went AWOL
with GI from the PX.
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I gotta go ASAP.
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See you AC.
- Okay.
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- You guys sound
like an eye chart.
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(audience laughs)
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Hey, why didn't you tell him
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about your wrestling
scholarship?
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- Zack, it's always
been his dream
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for me to be in the Army.
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- Hey you do not want
to be in the Army.
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You look stupid with a crew cut.
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(audience laughs)
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- I know, look, I
want to go to Iowa.
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- Don't worry,
I'll think of a way
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to get you out of this.
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(upbeat music)
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- Jessie, what are doing
eating potato chips
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at nine o'clock in the morning?
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- Oh no, did you get rejected
from one of your schools?
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- Only Yale, I mean who
wants to go there anyway?
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I mean stupid school.
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- I haven't heard from
my first choice either.
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But I did get accepted
to three more.
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Duke, Cal Tech, and the
Barbizon School for Modeling.
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(audience laughs)
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- You, a fashion model?
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- Fashion model, oh I thought
the school for modeling
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is where you put together
little plastic airplanes.
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(audience laughs)
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Forget this!
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(upbeat music)
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- Mr. Belding, thank
you for letting me
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borrow your office
to do this interview.
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Believe me congressman
Shepard, it is an honor.
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You know, you could
not have picked
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a better candidate, I consider
AC Slater to be my protege.
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I groomed him myself.
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- Oh well, I won't
hold that against him.
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(audience laughs)
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Just kidding.
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- I hope so, you're up for
re-election next month.
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(audience gasps)
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(audience laughs)
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- Congressman Shepard,
I'm AC Slater.
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(upbeat music)
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- You know AC, Martin Reed
thinks your officer material.
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And I trust his opinion.
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- Uh, Martin?
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- Major Martin
Slater, your father.
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- Oh, yeah yeah yeah, you know,
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I just call him Major dad.
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(audience laughs)
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So AC tell me, what do
you think of West Point?
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- Well, I think it's the
greatest military school
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in the history of this
world, when do I get my gun?
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(audience laughs)
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- AC, there's more to
the army than just guns.
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THere's education,
career training,
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unlimited opportunities.
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- Yeah, you know opportunities
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to meet the enemies
girls, because I hear
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those academy chicks
are red hot, tss!
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(audience laughs)
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- Well, we're not
actually at war right now.
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- Good, then we should,
we should attack Canada!
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They'll never know we're coming.
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Yeah, yeah, I can see it now.
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Creeping through the
woods outside Toronto.
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(audience laughs)
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I have the enemy in my sights.
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Take this, take that.
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It's a vicious firefight man.
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Machine guns,
(imitates gun firing).
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Mortars, bazookas, oh!
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It's beautiful man, and
after we over run them,
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I jump in our lead tank,
and I ride notoriously
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through the streets of Toronto
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singing our national anthem.
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Oh say can you see?
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By the dawns early light!
- AC, AC!
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Thank you, thank you for coming.
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I'll be in touch.
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(upbeat music)
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- Jessie, where were you?
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We missed you at lunch.
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- I went home to check the mail
for more acceptance letters.
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- Did you hear from
the other schools?
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- Yes!
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(audience laughs)
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- I guess that means
you didn't get in?
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- You're a zit ready to happen!
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(audience laughs)
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- I'm sorry Jessie, which
school dumped you this time?
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- Only Harvard, I didn't
wanna go there anyway.
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- Oh well don't give
up, you still haven't
255
00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,190
heard from Columbia!
256
00:10:59,190 --> 00:11:00,520
- Forget it, I'm doomed.
257
00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:02,020
I'm gonna end up snapping my gum
258
00:11:02,030 --> 00:11:03,760
behind the counter of McDonalds.
259
00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:06,190
- Great, just today
I was accepted into
Hamburger University
260
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,360
maybe I'll be your McBoss!
261
00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:11,200
(audience laughs)
262
00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,040
- Hey Slater.
263
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,240
- Slater, how was
your interview?
264
00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:17,040
- How would he know,
he wasn't there!
265
00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,610
(punches gut)
266
00:11:18,610 --> 00:11:21,880
- It was -
- Hey Slater!
267
00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:23,040
Congratulations, you failed your
268
00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,850
interview with flying colors.
269
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:26,950
- You're kidding, he bought it?
270
00:11:26,950 --> 00:11:28,420
How'd you do it?
271
00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:30,050
- Well let's just say I
made Rambo look like a wimp.
272
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:33,350
- Oh thanks preppy,
I owe you a big one.
273
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,760
- Wait a minute, you took
the interview for him?
274
00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,090
That's not right, Zack.
275
00:11:38,090 --> 00:11:39,290
- I can't believe
you'd throw away
276
00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:41,060
an opportunity
like that, Slater.
277
00:11:41,060 --> 00:11:42,800
- Yeah you better hope
that nobody finds out.
278
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,330
- Hey, what's the
worse that can happen.
279
00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:46,270
They found out he lied and
they still don't let him in.
280
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:47,170
He can't lose!
281
00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:49,370
(bell rings)
282
00:11:49,370 --> 00:11:50,670
Congratulations.
283
00:11:53,810 --> 00:11:56,780
(audience laughs)
284
00:11:56,780 --> 00:11:59,080
- On top of the desk, that
doesn't sound like him at all.
285
00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:01,550
He's usually so
polite, sweet even.
286
00:12:01,550 --> 00:12:02,980
Wonder what came over him.
287
00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:07,390
- Hey Mr. B.
- AC.
288
00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:10,590
- You have more
than one AC here?
289
00:12:10,590 --> 00:12:13,590
- No, just him, that's the
student you interviewed.
290
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:18,200
Isn't it?
- No, it isn't.
291
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,670
- Well then somebody
pretended to be AC,
292
00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:23,670
and I got a pretty good
idea who that somebody is.
293
00:12:24,540 --> 00:12:27,510
Come with me, we gotta talk.
294
00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:30,110
(upbeat music)
295
00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:33,810
Sorry to interrupt
Mr. McGee, but we need
296
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:36,180
a moment with one
of your students.
297
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:39,020
(audience laughs)
298
00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:43,190
Zack, I'd like you
to try this on.
299
00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:44,690
- Oh no, not right now sir.
300
00:12:44,690 --> 00:12:45,990
I'm right in the middle
of learning here.
301
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:46,830
Can't this wait?
302
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:48,960
(audience laughs)
303
00:12:48,970 --> 00:12:50,330
- I afraid not, is this the boy?
304
00:12:50,330 --> 00:12:51,470
- Yes it is.
305
00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:55,270
- Well then I'm afraid
there's nothing I can do.
306
00:12:55,270 --> 00:12:56,240
They're all yours.
307
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,680
- Zack Morris, you are
accused of impersonating
308
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,810
a West Point applicant to a
United States congressman.
309
00:13:04,810 --> 00:13:07,550
- AC Slater, you are accused
of aiding and embedding
310
00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:09,380
a person impersonating
a West Point applicant
311
00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:11,290
to an United States congressman.
312
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,490
- Oh man, I knew
something like this
313
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,860
was going to happen.
314
00:13:17,860 --> 00:13:20,490
- Oh, come on, we're just
kids, you can't do this?
315
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,230
Do something Mr. Belding.
316
00:13:22,230 --> 00:13:24,300
- I'm sorry Zack,
it's out of my hands.
317
00:13:25,230 --> 00:13:26,230
- In the name of the government
318
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,170
of the United States of America,
319
00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:28,600
you are hereby under arrest.
320
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,700
- You will come with us.
321
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:33,540
(kids protesting)
322
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:38,910
- I want that homework
when you get out of jail!
323
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,750
(audience laughs)
324
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,060
- Why did I listen to you?
325
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:51,060
Every time I listen to
you I get into trouble.
326
00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:53,030
When am I gonna learn, when!
- Ow!
327
00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:55,960
(audience laughs)
328
00:13:55,970 --> 00:13:58,970
- Hey, relax.
329
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,600
- Mr. B, I can't.
330
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:05,870
- Hey hey hey, sorry guys,
this time you went too far.
331
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:08,310
- You're looking at
10 years, gentlemen.
332
00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:12,310
- What, oh, oh please,
please, I can't go to prison.
333
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,980
They'll eat me alive
in there, please.
334
00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:16,920
- Will you shut up and
take it like a man, Zack.
335
00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:20,120
I'm embarrassed to
be handcuffed to you.
336
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,590
(audience laughs)
337
00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:23,690
- We're gonna have to
call your father now, AC.
338
00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:25,560
- No! (audience laughs)
339
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,560
Please, Mr.congressman
no please!
340
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:30,700
- I think they've learned
their lesson, do you?
341
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:33,930
- I think they have,
alright guys let them go.
342
00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:35,970
- Huh?
343
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,170
You mean this whole
thing was a scam?
344
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:42,040
- You did this to
teach us a lesson?
345
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,910
- Yeah, did it work?
346
00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:45,450
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
347
00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:46,910
(audience laughs)
348
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,080
- AC, if you ever want a
real interview, let me know.
349
00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:50,250
Alright guys, let's go.
350
00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:57,760
(door slams shut)
351
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,830
- Well, thanks for
the great lesson, sir.
352
00:14:59,830 --> 00:15:00,560
See you later.
353
00:15:01,430 --> 00:15:02,630
(audience laughs)
354
00:15:02,630 --> 00:15:03,860
- Not so fast Zack,
the congressman
355
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,430
was a lot more forgiving
than I'm going to be.
356
00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:08,170
- Wait wait wait Mr.
B, don't blame Zack.
357
00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:09,300
This whole thing
happened because
358
00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:10,910
I was too chicken to tell my dad
359
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,640
I didn't wanna go to West Point.
360
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:14,740
- Yeah, I was just helping him.
361
00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:17,210
I was being a nice guy,
I should get a medal.
362
00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:18,580
(audience laughs)
363
00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:20,010
- Slater, are you sure?
364
00:15:23,850 --> 00:15:26,320
Alright Zack, as
much as it pains me,
365
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,590
get out of here.
366
00:15:27,590 --> 00:15:29,160
- Well thank you sir,
and please, don't be
367
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,860
too hard on Slater, he just
needs a little discipline.
368
00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:35,860
(audience laughs)
369
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,200
Sit down AC!
370
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:46,110
Slater, Slater, Slater,
tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.
371
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,610
(audience laughs)
372
00:15:51,610 --> 00:15:54,050
- Okay, it was wrong not
to be honest with my dad
373
00:15:54,050 --> 00:15:56,880
in the first place,
but I didn't know
374
00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:57,780
how he'd take it.
375
00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:00,790
Alright I'll go talk to him.
376
00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:02,920
- Hey, I'm glad we
had this talk son,
377
00:16:02,930 --> 00:16:04,790
now go ahead and make me proud.
378
00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:06,590
(audience laughs)
379
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,200
(upbeat music)
380
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,340
- Hi dad.
381
00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:20,710
- Well, how did the
interview go, cadet Slater?
382
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:26,610
- Uh dad, I didn't get in.
- What?
383
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,850
Why that two bit
backstabbing politician,
384
00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:31,190
I'm gonna get him on
the phone right now.
385
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:34,020
- No no no, dad, dad,
put down the phone.
386
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:38,290
I didn't get in because, I
didn't go to the interview.
387
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:40,160
- What are you talking about?
388
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,300
- Dad, I got a
wrestling scholarship
389
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:46,000
from the University of
Iowa, I wanna go there.
390
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,070
- But what about West Point?
391
00:16:48,070 --> 00:16:49,670
What about our plans?
392
00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:52,070
- Dad, they're not our plans.
393
00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:53,410
They're your plans.
394
00:16:54,510 --> 00:16:56,740
- I don't understand,
look I'm talking
395
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,750
about your future here.
396
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,280
You plan on wrestling for
the rest of your life?
397
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,450
I mean don't be ridiculous.
398
00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:02,850
- No dad, I'm
gonna wrestle while
399
00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:04,490
I get a college education.
400
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:05,950
- And then what?
401
00:17:05,950 --> 00:17:09,060
- I don't know exactly
what I want to do yet but,
402
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:11,690
I do know that I don't
wanna be in the Army.
403
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,830
- Oh, I see.
404
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:20,900
Well it's your life I guess.
405
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:26,040
Look I'm shipping out
tomorrow, I've gotta pack.
406
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,540
- But dad, you weren't
supposed to leave
407
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:29,940
until Sunday, the state
championship is tomorrow!
408
00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:33,080
- I know, good luck.
409
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,650
(audience sighs)
410
00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:39,050
(soft music)
411
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,520
- I don't believe this,
I got one cheerleader
412
00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:44,320
and no wrestling star.
413
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:47,160
- Mhmm hmm, this is
one helpless pep rally.
414
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:50,430
(audience laughs)
415
00:17:50,430 --> 00:17:51,770
- We found her wandering
in the halls mumbling,
416
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:54,200
please say yes, please say yes.
417
00:17:55,570 --> 00:17:58,740
- This is my last chance,
it's from Columbia.
418
00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:00,070
- Well, open it.
419
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,180
- I can't, if they say
no, my life is over.
420
00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:05,680
But if I don't open it,
then I still have some hope.
421
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,380
- Oh gimme that.
422
00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:10,620
- Pleas say yes, please
say yes, please say yes!
423
00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:15,820
- You got in!
424
00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:18,690
- Alright.
- They said yes?
425
00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:20,260
- Yes!
- They said yes, I got in!
426
00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:22,760
I'm going to Columbia,
I'm going to Columbia!
427
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,600
(audience laughs)
428
00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:31,440
- Sorry babe, I'm
in no mood for love.
429
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,440
(audience laughs)
430
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,880
- Screech, what's wrong?
431
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:38,710
- I just got rejected
from my first choice.
432
00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:40,480
- What's that?
- Read it and weep.
433
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:43,950
- Fisher College for Women.
434
00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:46,090
(audience laughs)
435
00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:48,260
Why did you want to go
to an all girls school?
436
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,020
- Easier to get a date.
437
00:18:50,030 --> 00:18:52,330
(audience laughs)
438
00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:53,560
- What about you, Zack?
439
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,000
Did you make that
tough decision?
440
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,630
- Uh yeah yeah, I'm
going to (murmurs cough).
441
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:00,400
- What?
442
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,500
- Oh, I'm going to Yale?
443
00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:08,280
- Yale, did you say Yale?
444
00:19:09,710 --> 00:19:14,620
- Yes, I got a 1500 on SAT's
and my mom made me apply.
445
00:19:15,350 --> 00:19:16,620
(audience laughs)
446
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:18,020
- Zack, Yale is a
very tough school,
447
00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:20,120
I mean you've never
studied a day in your life.
448
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:23,090
- So, I'll pick a day and study.
449
00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:25,130
(audience laughs)
450
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:26,290
I mean I never
thought I'd get in
451
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:28,330
but since I did, I
might as well go for it.
452
00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:29,600
- Well Zack I'm proud of you.
453
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,270
I guess you care about
your future after all.
454
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:32,900
- Hey come on, don't
spread it around.
455
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:33,970
You'd kill my image.
456
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,270
(audience laughs)
457
00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:39,040
(crowd cheering)
458
00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:44,580
- Hey, come on,
cheer up, in a hour
459
00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:46,680
you are going to
be state champion.
460
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,420
- Yeah well it doesn't
matter, my dad hates me.
461
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,350
- [Cheerleaders] Who's that
guy with a charming smile?
462
00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:54,190
Who's that guy who's
gonna win state?
463
00:19:54,190 --> 00:19:56,320
Tell us now or tell us
later, he'll beat you up,
464
00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:58,360
his name is Slater!
465
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:01,090
(crowd cheering)
466
00:20:04,730 --> 00:20:05,900
- Hey come on, this
pep rally is for you.
467
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,100
You gotta say something.
468
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:11,100
- Oh, um, win.
469
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,670
- [Cheerleaders] Yeah Slater!
470
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,410
(crowd cheering)
471
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,280
(soft music)
472
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,590
- AC, my man, my star.
473
00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:31,960
Today's the big day, right?
474
00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:33,690
- Who cares?
475
00:20:36,530 --> 00:20:38,600
- Didn't go to well
with your father, huh?
476
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,570
- Not at all, I
told him how I felt
477
00:20:41,570 --> 00:20:43,670
and he just didn't
wanna hear it.
478
00:20:43,670 --> 00:20:47,240
- Look, sometimes
the truth hurts,
479
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,380
but in the long
run, lies hurt more.
480
00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:52,650
I'm proud of you.
481
00:20:52,650 --> 00:20:53,550
- Thank you sir.
482
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:57,550
- Good luck out there,
and hey, kick some butt.
483
00:21:04,590 --> 00:21:09,000
- Hello, is there a
state champion in here?
484
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,260
- Leave me alone, Zack.
485
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,170
- You know, I'd love
to, really I would,
486
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:14,070
but there's somebody
who wants to see you.
487
00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:21,040
- Down and give me 20.
- Dad?
488
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,580
What are you doing here?
489
00:21:22,580 --> 00:21:24,080
- What you don't think I'd leave
490
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,750
without seeing my son do
what he loves best, do ya?
491
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:27,710
- Actually yeah, I did.
492
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,120
(audience laughs)
493
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,450
- Well I was going
to but Zack here
494
00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:32,520
can be very convincing.
495
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,290
- You know, I used
the old Morris charm,
496
00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:35,760
said a few words and
made Screech lie down
497
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,460
in front of his jeep.
498
00:21:37,460 --> 00:21:39,490
(audience laughs)
499
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:41,500
So uh, I'll leave you
two alone to talk.
500
00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:43,660
- Private Morris.
501
00:21:47,870 --> 00:21:48,670
Thank you.
502
00:21:50,970 --> 00:21:52,570
- Alright, I'm
glad you came dad.
503
00:21:52,570 --> 00:21:57,410
- So am I, look son, I
just want you to be happy.
504
00:21:58,580 --> 00:22:00,550
Even if that means
going to Iowa.
505
00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:02,650
- Do you really mean that?
506
00:22:02,650 --> 00:22:07,090
- Affirmative, I mean
of course I do, son.
507
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,790
(audience cheers)
508
00:22:10,790 --> 00:22:13,160
Now lets get out
there and wrestle.
509
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,830
You got into that college
for a reason, didn't you?
510
00:22:14,830 --> 00:22:16,060
- Hey you know it.
511
00:22:16,060 --> 00:22:17,600
- Say, maybe while
you're at Iowa,
512
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,500
you can squeeze in ROTC?
513
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,040
- Oh dad!
- Alright.
514
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,600
(upbeat music)
515
00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:32,910
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