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(bell rings)
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("Saved by the
Bell" by Scott Gale)
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♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪
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♪ And the alarm
gives out a warning ♪
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♪ And I don't think I'll
ever make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books ♪
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♪ And I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in
time to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's alright 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪
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♪ I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate all my
homework last night ♪
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♪ Riding low in my chair ♪
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♪ She won't know
that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in
tomorrow, it'll be alright ♪
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♪ It's alright 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ It's alright 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's alright 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's alright 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(upbeat music)
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(audience laughs)
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(audience laughs)
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- Zack, you're late as usual.
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- Sorry, sir, I got here as
fast as I could. (chuckles)
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(audience laughs)
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- Zack, take my seat, I insist.
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- Well, thanks, buddy.
(audience laughs)
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- No problemo, I'll just
sit on the credenza.
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(audience laughs)
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- Screech, Screech,
Screech, be careful,
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you are ruining my office.
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- You know, they say stress and
tension causes irregularity.
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(audience laughs)
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- Can we please get started?
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(audience laughs)
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Look, every year,
the senior class
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does a community
service project,
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any ideas?
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- Uh, I could try to date
more. (audience laughs)
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That would serve all the
chicks in the community.
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(audience laughs)
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- That is a great
idea, I'll help.
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- You two live in a dream
world. (audience laughs)
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- Does anyone else have an idea?
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- Yeah, at my old high school,
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we had this teen line and rap
room, and it worked real well.
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- Rap Room? I love that show.
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I see Zack, he's a
doobie. (audience laughs)
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- That's Romper Room, you
idiot! (audience laughs)
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- Look, a teen line
lets kids call in
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and talk with other kids
about their problems
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without saying who they are,
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and a rap room lets
kids talk face to face.
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- I think it's a great idea.
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- Yeah.
- So do I.
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- I like it.
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(audience laughs)
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(upbeat music)
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- Now, there's a few
rules we have to follow.
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Never ask a caller
for their last name,
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never ask for home numbers,
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and never, never
ask to meet them.
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- And if any problem
is too big to handle,
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and you need an adult, I'm here.
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- Well, I have a
problem, Mr. Belding.
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- Yes?
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- I have this terrible
rash. (audience laughs)
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- I'll be in my office.
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(phone rings)
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- Ah, watch a pro at work.
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(clears throat)
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(chuckles)
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- Hello, Teen Line, this is
Zack, how can I help you?
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No, no, this isn't Ling Chow's
Pizzeria. (audience laughs)
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(phone rings)
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- Okay, my turn.
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Hello, Teen Line, this is Lisa.
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Hi, Shelly, how may I help you?
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Oh, you're feeling overweight?
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It's probably just all in your
mind, how much do you weigh?
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Oh. (audience laughs)
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Well, maybe it's not in
your mind. (audience laughs)
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- Well, have you ever thought
about joining a school club?
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I mean, that's an easy
way of making new friends.
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- First of all,
never wear white,
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you'll look like Shamu at a
wedding. (audience laughs)
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You know, you might wanna
join Overeaters Anonymous,
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here's the number.
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- So what's your problem,
drugs, school, girls?
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Talk to me, laddy, here, have
a seat. (audience laughs)
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- My problem is I hate
my bratty little brother.
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- Hate your brother?
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You should be lucky
you have a brother,
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I'm an only child,
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I have to play hide-and-seek
with my hamster.
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(audience laughs)
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(phone rings)
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- Hello, Teen
Line, this is Zack.
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- Hi, I'm Melissa.
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- Well, hi, Melissa,
what can I do for you?
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- I have a problem.
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- Well, you called
the right place.
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- Well, my parents are
totally too protective,
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they never let me stay out
past 10, even on weekends.
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- (groans) What a drag,
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and judging by your voice, you
probably get lots of dates,
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I can see why your
parents would worry.
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- Thanks, but they
treat me like a baby.
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What do I do?
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- Let me tell you, first
of all, before you go out,
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set all the clocks
back two hours,
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and when you come
home at midnight,
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your parents will only think
it's 10. (audience laughs)
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- And then Mom bought
me this blowup doll--
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(audience laughs)
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- Yeah, but my brother's a pain.
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- Will you stop interrupting!
(audience laughs)
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Sheesh, now where was I?
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Oh yes, see, the blowup doll
wasn't like a real brother--
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- I'll be right back.
(audience laughs)
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- Melissa Donahue?
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Oh, that's a nice name.
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So, Melissa, where do you live?
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- Malibu, in the Hills.
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- You're kidding?
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I live in the Palisades,
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you're probably five
minutes from here.
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- Well, I can't move
quite that fast.
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- Do you know where The Max is?
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- You want a brother?
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Take Tommy.
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- Oh, hi there,
Tommy. (buzzer buzzes)
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(audience laughs)
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(upbeat music)
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- Hey, for our first
day, we did great,
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we really helped a lotta people.
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- Yeah, we did.
- Oh yeah, definitely.
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Hey, I even scored a date,
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I am meeting a girl I talked
to tomorrow at The Max.
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- Alright, threatmeister, way
to go, amigo, give me a fiver.
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- Yeah, all in a day's work
helping beautiful teen babes.
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- Look, it's not
alright, it's all wrong.
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Zack, you broke the rules.
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- Bad boy, Preppy.
(audience laughs)
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I take back my fiver.
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- Wait, hold on,
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she was willing to meet me,
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all I did was say
where and when.
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- That's not the point, Zack,
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callers are supposed
to remain anonymous.
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- Well, fine, then I
won't tell you her name.
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(audience laughs)
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- Look, those rules
exist for a reason,
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you break 'em, you're
asking for trouble.
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- Hi, guys, meet Tommy, my
temporary little brother.
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Isn't he cute?
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- Cute? Cute is for girls.
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(audience laughs)
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- Oh, my bunion!
(audience laughs)
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(upbeat music)
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- Melissa?
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- Zack?
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Hi, nice to meet you.
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- Boy, you're prettier
than I imagined.
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- Thanks, I owe it
all to my parents.
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- Wow.
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Well, speaking of parents,
did you take my advice?
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- Yeah, last night,
before I went out,
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I turned all the clocks
back three hours.
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- Works every time.
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- Except when I got home,
I forgot to fix them,
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today my dad was three
hours late for work.
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(audience laughs)
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- Oops.
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Well, if he asks, just tell
him the power went out.
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(audience laughs)
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Do you wanna hear some music?
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- Sure, what's on the jukebox?
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- Well, they change it
every week, let's go see.
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So, do you like Motown?
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- I love it.
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- Or...
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Whoa, you're in a
wheelchair. (dramatic music)
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- You're staring.
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- Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't
expect you to be...
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Sitting.
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- Hey, it's okay, this
wheelchair's no fun at parades,
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but I am a lotta fun in the
supermarket. (audience laughs)
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- Uh, so why didn't you tell
me you were in a wheelchair?
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- Would you believe I forgot?
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- No.
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- (chuckles) I
didn't say anything
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because most people get
so freaked out about it,
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they never stop thinking
about the chair.
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I wanted you to meet me first.
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- Look, um, I'm sorry I stared,
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it was a surprise.
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- If you wanna leave,
I'll understand.
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I'll wheel over your
big toe when you go,
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but I'll understand.
(audience laughs)
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- No, no, I'm not leaving,
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I said it was a surprise,
and I like surprises.
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I reserved a booth over
there, I'll go get your...
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Right over here.
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Ah, there, much better.
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So, mind if I ask
how it happened?
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- Bungee diving.
(audience laughs)
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- You're kidding?
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- Gotcha. (audience laughs)
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Just a little handicap humor.
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Actually, I was born this way,
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physically challenged,
as my dad calls it.
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- I'm really sorry.
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- Thanks, but I'm doing fine.
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- Hey.
- Hey, guys, Melissa,
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meet Screech, Lisa,
Tori, and Slater.
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- Hi.
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- Hi, Melissa.
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- Now look, Melissa
is handicapped,
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but she's really
comfortable with it,
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so let's get over it,
okay? (audience laughs)
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- I'm over it.
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Mind if we join you?
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- Not at all.
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- So, you're the girl
Zack met on the Teen Line?
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(audience laughs)
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- Yeah, I think the Teen
Line's a great idea.
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It must feel good
helping so many people.
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- Hey, Melissa, we're gonna
be at the Teen Line tomorrow
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if you wanna come
down and check it out.
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- Yeah, you can
watch me in action.
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- That would be great.
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- Oh, Screech, your cute little
psychopathic friend is back.
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(audience laughs)
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- Hey, guys, look what I found,
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a really cool motorcycle helmet.
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- Where'd you get it?
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- Hey, hey!
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- Alright, who took my
helmet? (audience laughs)
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- Take care of him, big
brother. (audience laughs)
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- Here, nice biker.
(audience laughs)
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(upbeat music)
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- Okay, Todd, (chuckles)
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first get your father's
car out of a lake
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and then find a really big
towel. (audience laughs)
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- It's okay, Zack,
I can do it myself.
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- Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just
trying to help, here you go.
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(phone rings)
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- Hello, Teen Line.
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I can barely hear you.
251
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Wait a minute,
252
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now you're saying
you're having trouble
253
00:10:10,470 --> 00:10:11,940
with your unruly little brother?
254
00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:14,510
- Uh, yeah, he's a real brat,
(audience laughs) help me.
255
00:10:16,710 --> 00:10:19,410
- You know, your voice
sounds weirdly familiar.
256
00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:20,950
- Well, I don't know you, Lisa.
257
00:10:20,950 --> 00:10:21,950
Oops. (audience laughs)
258
00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:24,180
- Screech, Screech, is that you?
259
00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:25,650
- No.
260
00:10:25,660 --> 00:10:28,890
Uh, uh, no, it's not me, uh,
this is Lars. (audience laughs)
261
00:10:28,890 --> 00:10:30,560
Yeah, the real Screech
could easily handle
262
00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:32,590
a 10-year-old nutcase.
263
00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:37,160
- I told you, no calls!
(audience laughs)
264
00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:42,870
- I'm shy around boys
because I'm so tall.
265
00:10:45,140 --> 00:10:45,940
- Well,
266
00:10:48,510 --> 00:10:50,410
uh, maybe if you wait
a couple of years,
267
00:10:50,410 --> 00:10:52,050
the rest of us will catch
up. (audience laughs)
268
00:10:52,050 --> 00:10:54,350
- I wish I could just shrink.
269
00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:56,380
- Is it okay if I say something?
270
00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:57,890
- Sure.
271
00:10:57,890 --> 00:10:59,490
- Cathy, I know what it's
like to be different,
272
00:10:59,490 --> 00:11:00,820
but guys will start
liking you more
273
00:11:00,820 --> 00:11:02,960
if you like yourself more.
274
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:06,230
For starters, stop looking
at being tall as a problem,
275
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:09,360
think of tall as beautiful,
the rest will fall into place.
276
00:11:09,370 --> 00:11:10,630
- Thanks.
277
00:11:10,630 --> 00:11:12,430
Thanks a lot, bye.
278
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,310
- Wow, now that is pretty
impressive, huh, Slater?
279
00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:22,110
- Eh, not really, my cousin
Julie's 6'7" barefoot.
280
00:11:22,110 --> 00:11:23,640
(audience laughs)
- No, you dummy,
281
00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:26,110
I meant what Melissa
just did for Cathy.
282
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,350
Even though she's handicapped,
283
00:11:27,350 --> 00:11:29,280
she gave Cathy perfect advice.
284
00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:31,320
- Zack, my mind's
not handicapped.
285
00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:34,160
- Oh, you can say that
again, you are incredible.
286
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,260
Will you go out with me tonight?
287
00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:36,890
I won't take no for an answer.
288
00:11:36,890 --> 00:11:39,160
- Sure, I'll turn the
clocks back four hours.
289
00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,030
(audience laughs)
290
00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:41,900
(upbeat music)
291
00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:43,330
- You don't care
that someone parked
292
00:11:43,330 --> 00:11:44,630
in the handicapped space?
293
00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:46,970
- I'm used to it, Zack,
it happens all the time.
294
00:11:46,970 --> 00:11:48,800
You've never done it?
295
00:11:48,810 --> 00:11:52,440
- Oh, uh, yeah, but only
when it's raining. (chuckles)
296
00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:53,740
(audience laughs)
297
00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:55,280
- Hi, I'm the manager,
you wanted to see me?
298
00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,310
- Yes, this young woman
happens to be handicapped,
299
00:11:57,310 --> 00:12:00,650
and someone has illegally
parked in the handicapped space.
300
00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:02,820
- I'm sorry, I'll
call the police.
301
00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:03,950
- Zack, it's not that
important, we found a spot.
302
00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:05,890
- No, no, no, I also noticed
303
00:12:05,890 --> 00:12:08,220
that you have no wheelchair
access to your restrooms.
304
00:12:08,220 --> 00:12:09,390
- Zack, I'm fine.
305
00:12:09,390 --> 00:12:10,960
- We're in the
midst of renovating.
306
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,230
- (chuckles) Excuse me,
307
00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:13,490
why does she have to pay
full price for a ticket
308
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,060
when she doesn't even
use one of your seats?
309
00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:18,500
- Sir, everyone pays
to see the movie.
310
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:20,840
There's a place for her
wheelchair right here.
311
00:12:21,670 --> 00:12:23,100
- Thank you.
312
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,810
You know, the problem
with the world today
313
00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:27,510
is that people just don't
care about other people,
314
00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:28,810
especially disabled people.
315
00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:30,480
- Zack, the movie's
about to start,
316
00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:33,510
let's not make this whole
date about my disability.
317
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,550
- Sorry, I just, I had to get
a few things off of my mind.
318
00:12:36,550 --> 00:12:38,250
- Good, now let's
enjoy the movie.
319
00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:42,120
- Are you comfortable?
320
00:12:42,130 --> 00:12:43,360
- Yes, I'm okay.
321
00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:46,290
- Do you want anything,
popcorn, soda, jujubes?
322
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:47,760
- Nothing. (audience laughs)
323
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:51,170
(movie plays in theater)
324
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,170
- Excuse me, sir, would
you mind slumping down?
325
00:12:57,170 --> 00:12:58,240
My date's in a wheelchair.
326
00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,040
Thanks.
327
00:13:00,010 --> 00:13:03,380
(dramatic music)
328
00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:05,750
- So, Preppy, how'd your
date with Melissa go?
329
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:09,350
- What are you trying
to say, Slater?
330
00:13:09,350 --> 00:13:11,220
- (chuckles) I was just
wondering what it was like.
331
00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:12,420
- Oh, you mean what it was like
332
00:13:12,420 --> 00:13:13,950
dating someone
who's handicapped?
333
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,790
- (chuckles) Chill out, Zack,
it was just a simple question.
334
00:13:16,790 --> 00:13:18,760
- Yeah, forget I asked.
335
00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:26,630
- Has anyone seen
Tommy? (audience laughs)
336
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,100
- No, Screech, you're safe.
337
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,570
- Oh, good.
338
00:13:29,570 --> 00:13:32,640
Now has anyone seen my
clothes? (audience laughs)
339
00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:33,870
- (chuckles) Here
they are, Screech,
340
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,540
Slater got them down
from the flagpole.
341
00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:37,880
- Hm, I wonder how
Tommy got 'em up there?
342
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,410
(audience laughs)
343
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:44,320
- Uh, gang, uh,
(audience laughs)
344
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,820
I have some bad news.
345
00:13:45,820 --> 00:13:47,750
I just received word
from the school board
346
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,520
that the school's
budget was cut.
347
00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:50,990
- What's that mean?
348
00:13:50,990 --> 00:13:53,590
- School's over, we graduate
today? (audience laughs)
349
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:57,360
- No, Zack, all non-essential
school programs have to go.
350
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,070
That means no more Teen Line.
351
00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:00,270
- What?
- What?
352
00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:02,870
- Look, after tomorrow,
we'll have to shut down.
353
00:14:02,870 --> 00:14:03,800
I'm sorry.
354
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,410
(upbeat music)
355
00:14:09,510 --> 00:14:10,740
- Hi. (chuckles)
356
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,410
Guess what, I have
a date this weekend.
357
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,220
- That's great, Cathy,
congratulations.
358
00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:20,290
- See? We're really
helping people.
359
00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:22,660
We can't give up, Mr. Belding
said if we raise enough money,
360
00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:24,730
we can keep the Teen Line open.
361
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,430
- Okay, it's worth a try.
362
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,690
Alright, everyone, think.
363
00:14:28,930 --> 00:14:32,070
- About what? (audience laughs)
364
00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:34,070
- A way to raise money, doofus.
365
00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:34,900
- Oh.
366
00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:38,010
- How about a bake sale?
367
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,510
- Honey, you don't want me
anywhere near a kitchen.
368
00:14:40,510 --> 00:14:42,010
(audience laughs)
369
00:14:42,010 --> 00:14:45,380
- Hi, guys, sorry I'm late,
basketball practice ran over.
370
00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:46,650
- You're on the basketball team?
371
00:14:46,650 --> 00:14:47,480
- Mm-hmm.
372
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,480
- I love to shoot hoops.
373
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,050
- Oh, you play basketball?
374
00:14:50,050 --> 00:14:52,290
- Every day in my driveway,
you should see my hook shot.
375
00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:54,050
- Oh, can you dunk?
376
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,960
(audience laughs)
377
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,960
- Only donuts, but I
still love to play.
378
00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:00,560
- Screech, wheelchair basketball
379
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,530
happens to be a
very popular sport.
380
00:15:02,530 --> 00:15:04,060
- Hey, yeah,
381
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,030
I've seen the Lakers play
charity wheelchair games.
382
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:05,870
- That's right.
383
00:15:07,070 --> 00:15:09,270
Hey, wait a moment, we
may not be the Lakers,
384
00:15:09,270 --> 00:15:10,500
but I'm getting an idea.
385
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,370
- Uh-oh, whenever
you have ideas,
386
00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:15,040
I usually end up in my
underwear. (audience laughs)
387
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,040
- No, wait, just listen.
388
00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:22,250
Come here guys. (upbeat music)
389
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,020
(blows whistle)
390
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:26,450
- (chuckles) I love doing
that. (audience laughs)
391
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:29,260
Welcome to Bayside's first
wheelchair basketball game!
392
00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:32,930
(crowd cheers and applauds)
393
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,400
All the proceeds from ticket
sales go to help the Teen Line!
394
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,230
(crowd cheers and applauds)
395
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,900
(blows whistle)
396
00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:42,840
After the game, we're
having a celebration dance,
397
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,740
so make like gum and
stick around. (laughs)
398
00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:46,110
(audience laughs)
399
00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:48,010
Teams! (blows whistle)
400
00:15:48,010 --> 00:15:51,680
(crowd cheers and applauds)
401
00:16:04,990 --> 00:16:06,460
- Hey, Zack, guess what,
402
00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:08,460
Tommy hooked my chair up
to a special turbo booster,
403
00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:09,660
I press this button
404
00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:11,600
and I can go faster
than the speed of light.
405
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,400
- Teams, take your places.
406
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:17,070
(crowd cheers and applauds)
407
00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:18,810
- Ready, Zack?
408
00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:19,710
Ready, A.C.?
409
00:16:19,710 --> 00:16:21,010
(blows whistle)
410
00:16:21,010 --> 00:16:22,440
(blows whistle)
411
00:16:22,450 --> 00:16:25,180
Violation on the red team.
412
00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:26,880
- Slater, the point of the game
413
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,450
is to stay in your wheelchair.
414
00:16:28,450 --> 00:16:31,520
- Oh, sorry, I guess I got
carried away. (chuckles)
415
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:34,120
(crowd cheers and applauds)
416
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,720
- Blue team will take
the ball out of bounds.
417
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:37,860
(blows whistle)
418
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:41,900
(upbeat music)
- I'm open, I'm open.
419
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:49,170
(blows whistle) (crowd
cheers and applauds)
420
00:16:49,910 --> 00:16:51,040
- Good pass, Melissa.
421
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,240
Are you holding up okay?
422
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:55,140
- I'm great, quit
worrying, let's play!
423
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,850
(blows whistle)
424
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:09,520
(blows whistle) (crowd
cheers and applauds)
425
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:10,620
- Me, me, me!
426
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:23,000
(blows whistle) (crowd
cheers and applauds)
427
00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:25,940
(audience laughs)
428
00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:28,880
(crowd cheers and applauds)
429
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,610
Me, me, me, me, here!
430
00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:32,110
- No, no, no, no,
431
00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:36,450
you're not on my team, you
ding-dong. (audience laughs)
432
00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:39,350
(blows whistle) (audience
cheers and applauds)
433
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:41,220
(blows whistle)
434
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:44,060
(audience laughs)
435
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,530
- Me, me, please, me!
436
00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:50,200
Yes.
437
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:54,230
(audience laughs)
438
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,070
(Screech crashes)
439
00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:01,940
(blows whistle)
440
00:18:10,050 --> 00:18:15,060
(blows whistle) (crowd
cheers and applauds)
441
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,860
- Thanks, everyone, great game!
442
00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:25,100
(audience cheers and applauds)
443
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,130
Your support today
made a real difference,
444
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,540
we raised enough money to
keep the Teen Line open.
445
00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:33,370
(audience cheers and applauds)
446
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:35,340
- I have something else to say,
447
00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:36,680
I want another round of applause
448
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,850
for the real star
of today's game,
449
00:18:38,850 --> 00:18:41,150
the only one who has to be
in a wheelchair all the time,
450
00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:42,820
Melissa Donahue,
come on, you guys!
451
00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:45,120
(audience cheers and applauds)
452
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,850
(dramatic music)
453
00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:53,360
- I can't believe we raised
1,000 bucks in one afternoon.
454
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,830
- Yeah, I wish we
could have another game
455
00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:57,030
so I could pay off
my credit cards.
456
00:18:57,030 --> 00:19:00,000
- (chuckles) Zack, I
owe you an apology.
457
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,200
- For what?
458
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,270
- When you suggested
the wheelchair game,
459
00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:03,900
I had my doubts. (chuckles)
460
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,570
- (screams) Look out!
461
00:19:05,570 --> 00:19:08,510
(audience laughs)
462
00:19:08,510 --> 00:19:09,780
- But you really came through.
463
00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:11,280
- Oh, well,
464
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,780
I wouldn't have had the idea
if it weren't for Melissa.
465
00:19:12,780 --> 00:19:14,280
Where is she anyway?
466
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,650
- Here she comes.
467
00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:16,450
- Hey, Melissa.
- Oh, Melissa, what's up?
468
00:19:16,450 --> 00:19:17,620
- Hey, good game, Lis.
469
00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:18,850
- Melissa, hey,
470
00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:22,290
hey, wait up, Melissa.
471
00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:24,090
That was a great game.
472
00:19:24,090 --> 00:19:25,330
- Yeah, it was a great game,
473
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,360
until that little
speech you made.
474
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:28,830
Do you have to keep
reminding the world
475
00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:30,460
that I'm handicapped?
476
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,930
- But I was--
477
00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:34,030
- You're just like my parents,
I can take care of myself.
478
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,570
Bye.
479
00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:39,240
(audience awws)
480
00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:42,510
- What was that all about?
481
00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:45,110
- Maybe she'd rather be
your friend than your cause.
482
00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:50,180
(upbeat music)
483
00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:05,900
(audience laughs)
484
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,310
(students clap)
485
00:20:13,110 --> 00:20:14,740
- Hey, what's up, Cathy?
486
00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:16,880
Your date looks pretty cool.
487
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:21,050
- Yeah, he's alright, but,
um, you're the hunk I'm after.
488
00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:21,880
(slow dance music plays)
489
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,020
- Huh?
490
00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:25,650
(audience cheers)
491
00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:28,490
(audience laughs)
492
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:36,800
- Excuse me.
493
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,800
Hey, Tommy, your
bigger brother is here,
494
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,170
and he says your mom wants
you to come home right away.
495
00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:41,970
- No way!
496
00:20:42,970 --> 00:20:44,640
- Yes, boy.
497
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,240
Besides, I miss chasing
you around the house.
498
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,240
- I hope you've learned
a little lesson here,
499
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,080
I hope now you realize
just how valuable
500
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,810
having a little brother can be.
501
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:57,350
Come on, guys, big
hugs. (audience laughs)
502
00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:59,050
Bye.
503
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:03,960
- Sorry about losing
Tommy, Screech.
504
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,130
- Yeah, you're probably
gonna miss the little guy.
505
00:21:06,130 --> 00:21:07,930
- Miss him? Are you kidding?
506
00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:11,600
The little brat's gone,
I'm free! (audience laughs)
507
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,770
Wee, I'm free!
508
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,340
(Tori and Lisa chuckle)
509
00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:28,950
- Melissa, hi, can we talk?
510
00:21:28,950 --> 00:21:29,780
- Okay.
511
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:38,360
- Look, um, I'm sorry I
embarrassed you at the game.
512
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:41,030
- Zack, I'm not embarrassed
by my disability.
513
00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:44,360
Yes, I wish there were more
ramps, more parking spaces,
514
00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:46,130
and more sensitive people,
515
00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:47,400
but I also want a chance
516
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,000
to just be a teenager
like everyone else.
517
00:21:50,010 --> 00:21:50,800
- I know,
518
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:54,780
I guess your handicap bothers
me more than it bothers you.
519
00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:57,580
- Well, I've lived with it my
whole life, I'm used to it.
520
00:21:58,810 --> 00:21:59,810
- I've never known
anyone like you.
521
00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:02,150
- I'm just an ordinary girl.
522
00:22:02,150 --> 00:22:04,550
Maybe I'll never win
a roller blade race,
523
00:22:04,550 --> 00:22:07,690
but I'm still capable
of doing most things,
524
00:22:07,690 --> 00:22:09,220
don't treat me like I'm broken.
525
00:22:11,090 --> 00:22:11,930
- I'm sorry.
526
00:22:13,090 --> 00:22:15,530
I guess I'm still
learning how to act.
527
00:22:15,530 --> 00:22:17,260
- Act like you did on the
phone when we first talked.
528
00:22:17,270 --> 00:22:19,530
- Are you kidding?
529
00:22:19,540 --> 00:22:21,640
I was so full of myself,
acting cool, coming on--
530
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:22,470
- Perfect.
531
00:22:23,670 --> 00:22:24,900
- (chuckles) You like that?
532
00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:26,970
- I met you the next day
at The Max, didn't I?
533
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:29,740
Hey, you wanna dance?
534
00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:30,740
- But how can you...
535
00:22:32,010 --> 00:22:33,580
I'd love to, come on.
536
00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:54,070
("Saved by the
Bell" by Scott Gale)
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