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(bell ringing)
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♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪
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♪ And the alarm
gives out a warning ♪
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♪ And I don't think I'll
ever make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in
time to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a
test, I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate all my
homework last night ♪
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♪ Riding low in my chair ♪
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♪ She won't know
that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in
tomorrow it'll be all right ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(grumbling)
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- You know, I finally
figured out the best thing
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about high school.
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After graduation, you
don't have to come back.
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- Do you guys ever wonder
where we'll be a year from now?
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- Hopefully, I'll be at college
living in a sorority house.
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- Hey, good idea, Preppy.
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I'll move in with you.
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- Yeah, and our roommates will
be Tonya, Lola, and Heather.
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- I can see it now.
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Yo, come hither, Heather.
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- I can see the movie
now, Pigs Go To College.
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- Hey, guys.
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- Hi.
- What's up, Screech?
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- Hey, what's in the box?
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- Oh, it's a gift for Lisa.
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See, this is our last
year in school together,
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and I'm gonna win her heart
if it's the last thing I do.
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- Face it, little Screech,
it's never going to happen.
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- Did you know your Adam's apple
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shakes when you're judgmental?
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- Screech, you've been
after Lisa ever since
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you were little kids, and
she's always turned you down.
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Give it up.
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- What are you trying to say?
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- Lisa's not interested.
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- Au contraire, my perky pal.
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She's just been playing hard
to get for the last 10 years.
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- She's not playing, Screech.
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She doesn't like you.
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- Hey, come on, lay off Screech.
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Don't listen to them.
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If you like Lisa, go for it.
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Don't give it up.
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- Thanks, buddy.
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- Hi, everyone, guess what?
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I can't wait for you to guess.
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- You love me?
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- Never.
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I got the interview.
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- With the recruiter from
the Fashion Institute?
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- All right.
- Lisa, that's wonderful.
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- You guys, this is my dream.
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Now, what I've got to do
is impress that recruiter.
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You know, do something that
really makes me stand out.
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- I know, wear your underwear
outside your clothes.
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That's how Dad got Mom.
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- Why not have a fashion show?
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- You know, Zack, a fashion
show is a good idea,
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but how am I gonna do
it on such short notice?
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- Easy, we'll all help you.
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- Sure, I'd love to model.
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- And I love watching hot women.
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- He did it, he said the W word.
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Slater said women, not chick,
not babe, not girly girl.
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Women, it's a miracle.
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Sorry, guys, you were saying?
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- Zack, this means
so much to me.
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If you could help me
put a show together,
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I'd be your friend for life.
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- Okay, let's do it.
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We'll meet in the home
ec room after school.
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- All right, cool.
- You got it.
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- See ya, Lis.
- You guys are the greatest.
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Thank you so much.
- Hey, congratulations.
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- Bye, Lisa.
- Thank you.
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- Hey, Lisa, wait.
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Please accept this gift as
a token of my affection.
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- It's not something that was
ever born or hatched, is it?
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- No, go ahead open it.
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- This is for me?
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It's beautiful.
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It's real gold.
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Why did you spend
all this money?
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- Oh, I didn't spend a dime.
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My Aunt Mabel died and
left it to me in her will.
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Open it.
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Now I'll be hanging
around your neck forever.
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- Oh joy, oh bliss.
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- Okay, everyone, listen up.
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Jessie and Kelly, you help
Lisa sew all the clothes.
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- Why don't you
guys help Lisa sew?
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- Because Slater and I will
be busy finding a place
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to have the show, setting up
the lights, building a stage,
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et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
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- I don't like that
third et cetera.
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- It's when we
interview the models.
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- Et cetera.
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- Hey, I could be
a model, watch.
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- He is not modeling in my show.
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- All right, Screech, we'll
figure out something later.
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- Zack, I'm worried.
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I mean, what if my designs
aren't good enough?
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My college career
depends on this.
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- Oh, Lisa, your
stuff's the greatest.
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Everyone knows that.
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- He's right, you're
a terrific designer.
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- Yeah, not to mention you
have the most beautiful
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hands in America.
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I have 16 of your
broken nails at home.
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Hey, Zack, I've got it.
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I figured out what I
can do for Lisa's show.
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- You know, I'm sorry, Screech.
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There's really no
room for a burper.
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- No, no, no, I can be
the fashion commentator.
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Watch.
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Say, Mr. Belding, that's a
great suit you're wearing.
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- Why, thank you,
Screech, I think so too.
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- Mr. Belding,
wearing a suit popular
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just five short years ago,
has lapels that provide
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a terrific hiding spot
for used dental floss.
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- Screech, get out of here.
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- I can't.
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I go to school here, geesh.
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- Well, that was sorta
good, but not really.
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- Well, then you should
write what I say.
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But please let me be a part
of Lisa's big moment, Zack.
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Please.
- Look.
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I'll ask Lisa, all right?
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- Great, I'm thanking
you ahead of time.
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Thanks.
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- Oh, Lisa, guess what?
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I asked the manager of the Max,
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and he said you could
have a show there.
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- Zack, you're amazing.
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- But there's one other little
teensy weensy minor detail.
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- Well?
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- Screech wants to do
the fashion commentary.
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- I want a million dollars, so?
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- Oh, come on, Lisa.
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He really wants to help.
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Besides, no one will
describe your designs
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with more love than Screech.
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- You're right, but no.
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- Lisa, come on,
give him a chance.
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Besides, I'll be writing
everything he's gonna say.
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Trust me.
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- You I trust.
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It's him I'm worried about.
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- Please?
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- Okay.
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Are you ready, Zack?
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- Ta-da.
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- Now, you look incredible.
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- Yeah?
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Well, these clothes
are very nice.
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- One last touch.
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Try this on.
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- Okay, how's that?
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- Turn around.
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You are lookin' smooth.
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- Well, I hope you
take Visa, Lisa,
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because I'm wearing
this stuff home.
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- Yeah, well just don't get
it dirty before the show.
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I may design, but
I don't do laundry.
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- Well, you're gonna
be famous one day.
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Promise not to
forget your friends?
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- I could never
forget you, Zack.
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I mean, I wouldn't be doing
this show if it weren't for you.
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- Hey, no problem,
I'm having fun.
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- Me too.
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Zack.
- Hm?
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- Thanks for everything,
I really mean it.
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- Good night.
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- [Lisa] Good night.
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- Good night, Lisa.
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- Good night, Zack.
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- You kissed Zack?
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I don't believe it.
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- We kissed each other as
he was leaving my house.
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It just happened.
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- Lisa, a big, fat pimple in
the middle of your forehead
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on prom night just happens.
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Kisses require planning.
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(shouting)
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- What's wrong?
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- Ow, I just sewed my
thumb to the zipper.
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- Whatever you do, don't
bleed on the fabric.
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- Oh, thanks for your concern.
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What happened to Kelly?
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- Oh, she's trying on the
dress you just finished sewing.
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- Halloween Part 7,
the Fashion Disaster.
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Did you even follow the pattern?
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- Oh, fine, blame
the seamstress.
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- Could you get me out of this?
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- Here, let me help you.
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- Well, Lisa, aren't
you gonna tell Kelly
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about your romantic evening?
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- What romantic evening?
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- Guess who she kissed.
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- Tom Cruise?
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- Old.
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- Max Nerdstrom?
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- Ew, gross, I wouldn't even
kiss him with your lips.
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- Well, then who?
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- Zack, right smack on the lips.
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- You did?
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- Mhm.
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- Jessie, do you mind if I
talk about my own kisses?
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- Oh, I see, like you never
wore the gossip crown.
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- So Zack was coming on to you?
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- Oh, no.
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No, it wasn't like
that at all, Kelly.
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It was sweet.
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- You mean you wanted
him to kiss you?
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- No, yes, I don't know.
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But it happened, and I liked it.
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- Well, I'm happy for you, Lisa.
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I bet you two would
make a cute couple.
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- Except I wonder if it
meant anything to Zack.
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- Why don't you ask him?
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- I think I will.
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- Good, first get
my arm out of this.
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It's starting to fall asleep.
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- Jessie, hand me the scissors.
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- I can't, I just sewed my
sleeve to this stupid machine.
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- Now remember, when you get
to the end of the runway,
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smile like this.
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All right?
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- How do you know so
much about fashion shows?
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- A fashion show is
guys watching girls.
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I'm an expert.
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- Yeah.
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- She's here, she's here.
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The recruiter from FIT is here.
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She's sitting with Mr. Belding,
and boy is she well-dressed.
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- Okay, well here we go,
it's almost showtime.
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- All right.
- Let's go.
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- Well, what if she hates it?
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What if she thinks
my designs are boring
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or my sense of color's too drab?
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I'll die.
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- Lisa, relax.
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- Oh, but Zack, so
much is riding on this.
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I mean, all my life I've
dreamed of going to FIT.
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- Just believe in yourself.
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00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:46,670
Okay?
- You're right.
254
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,010
- Okay.
255
00:10:48,010 --> 00:10:49,680
- I believe in myself.
256
00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:50,910
I believe in myself.
257
00:10:50,910 --> 00:10:51,710
- All right.
258
00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:55,050
- But what if she doesn't
believe in myself?
259
00:10:55,050 --> 00:10:56,620
I mean me.
260
00:10:56,620 --> 00:10:58,720
Oh, what if I used polka dots
when I should've used plaids?
261
00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,050
- You'll do fine, I know it.
262
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,790
Now, let's get out there
and do it, come on.
263
00:11:02,790 --> 00:11:04,460
- Yeah.
- Here we go.
264
00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,460
- Oh, Lisa, wait.
265
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,640
About last night.
266
00:11:17,770 --> 00:11:19,240
- You mean the kiss.
267
00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,070
- Yeah.
268
00:11:22,010 --> 00:11:23,540
I don't know what to say.
269
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:24,380
It was, it was--
270
00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:26,080
- It was nice.
271
00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:29,180
- I thought so too.
272
00:11:31,450 --> 00:11:34,490
- Look, Zack, thanks for
all your help on the show.
273
00:11:34,490 --> 00:11:35,660
I really appreciate it.
274
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,360
- I love working for you.
275
00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:40,190
- Thanks.
276
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:43,300
- Good luck.
277
00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:04,990
(audience chattering)
278
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,790
Hello, and welcome
to the first ever
279
00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:10,490
Lisa Turtle Fashion Show.
280
00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:12,160
And I'd like to introduce
the hottest new designer
281
00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,630
of the '90s, Lisa.
282
00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:17,630
(audience cheering)
283
00:12:19,970 --> 00:12:22,840
- Thank you, Zack, and thank
you all for being here.
284
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:25,640
I especially want to thank Miss
Parks for coming all the way
285
00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:28,180
from the Fashion
Institute in New York.
286
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:31,280
(audience applauding)
287
00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,150
I hope you like what you see.
288
00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:35,650
And now I'll let our
commentator take over,
289
00:12:35,650 --> 00:12:38,520
Mr. Samuel Screech Powers.
290
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,690
(audience applauding)
291
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,630
- Thank you, Lisa.
292
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,230
You truly are the master
of double stitching
293
00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:47,490
and double-crossing.
294
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:53,030
(upbeat pop music)
295
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:56,740
(audience applauding)
296
00:12:56,740 --> 00:12:58,340
Aren't these ladies lovely?
297
00:12:58,340 --> 00:13:00,170
The delightful and
durable frocks modeled by
298
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:03,480
Jessie and Kelly, who would
never treat their men like dirt,
299
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,280
is made of pure Belgian wool,
300
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,180
which lovely Lisa has been
yanking over my eyes for years.
301
00:13:09,450 --> 00:13:11,050
Thank you, girls, lovely.
302
00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:15,360
- Interesting sense of
humor, that boy (laughing).
303
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,360
- Next, for the high school
senior with a sporty flair,
304
00:13:21,830 --> 00:13:25,130
Lisa has created a rugged
yet scholastic look.
305
00:13:25,130 --> 00:13:26,030
I hate it.
306
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:28,140
- Hey!
307
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,040
- What is he doing?
308
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,200
He's ruining my show.
309
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,840
- I don't know, I
didn't write that stuff.
310
00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,040
Read my stuff.
311
00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,010
- Modeled by AC Slater,
the pants are denim,
312
00:13:35,010 --> 00:13:36,940
the shirt is corduroy,
and the boots,
313
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,450
which Lisa uses to
stomp all over my heart,
314
00:13:39,450 --> 00:13:41,020
are the finest Italian leather.
315
00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:44,120
- Isn't he just
the wittiest kid?
316
00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:48,020
- Thank you, AC,
you're a good man,
317
00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:50,620
unlike this creep in a
stunning wool blazer.
318
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,090
- Hey, what are you, crazy?
319
00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:53,860
Read the cards.
320
00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:56,730
- Model Zack Morris is
wearing the perfect outfit
321
00:13:56,730 --> 00:13:59,500
for stabbing your best
friend in the back.
322
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:02,300
Thank you, Zack, for
destroying my life.
323
00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:03,240
I'm out of here.
324
00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:12,350
- Well, why don't I just pick
up where Screech left off?
325
00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:18,320
Zack Morris is modeling a
very nice pair of pants.
326
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,420
Long pants.
327
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,660
Oh, and they are lovely.
328
00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:26,690
- Handsome.
329
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,630
- Handsome.
330
00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:30,130
And tan?
331
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:30,930
Tan.
332
00:14:32,130 --> 00:14:33,830
And a very manly tan
they are too, Zack.
333
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,210
- I can't believe
he did this to me.
334
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:47,680
I'm gonna kill him.
335
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:48,920
- Hey, hey, hey,
336
00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,520
that's no way for you
to resolve this problem.
337
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,120
I'll kill him for you.
338
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,620
- Hey, wait, what am
I, mashed potatoes?
339
00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:55,760
I want to kill him too.
340
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,990
- I'm sorry, Lisa, I
don't know what to say.
341
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,930
- Lisa, that was quite
an interesting show.
342
00:15:04,030 --> 00:15:06,400
- I am so embarrassed,
Miss Parks.
343
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,170
Can I have another chance?
344
00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:09,940
- I'm afraid there's no
time for another show, Lisa.
345
00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:12,310
I'm driving Miss Parks
straight to the airport.
346
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,740
- It was that bad, huh?
347
00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:17,410
- Well, the show was unusual,
348
00:15:17,410 --> 00:15:20,280
but I know fashion
talent when I see it.
349
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:24,520
And I am recommending
you for admission to FIT.
350
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,590
- Hey.
- Lisa, that's great.
351
00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:31,130
- Congratulations.
- You do?
352
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,330
You mean I got in?
353
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,560
- Uh huh.
- Oh, girl, you are too much.
354
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,660
I mean, thank you, ma'am.
355
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:40,270
- Congratulations, Lisa,
I'm so proud I could cry.
356
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,340
I just love these kids.
357
00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:44,470
Did I tell you about the time
358
00:15:44,470 --> 00:15:46,310
they voted me
Principal of the Year?
359
00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:48,480
Course I was the only
principal in the school.
360
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,380
I'll tell you more
about it in my car.
361
00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:51,210
- Taxi!
362
00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:55,980
- Lisa, you better look at this.
363
00:15:55,990 --> 00:15:57,990
I found it on the
back room by the door.
364
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:07,330
- To Lisa, the one and
only love of my life.
365
00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:08,630
I kiss the ground you walk on
366
00:16:08,630 --> 00:16:10,460
and hope one day I
can kiss you too.
367
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,330
Good luck today.
368
00:16:14,170 --> 00:16:15,200
Love, Screech.
369
00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:20,670
Oh no.
370
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:21,710
- Better go find him.
371
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:30,520
Screech, I wanna talk.
372
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:31,890
- I don't, go away.
373
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:34,990
- Look, I owe you
an explanation.
374
00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:37,220
Screech, please, isn't
there anything I can do?
375
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,790
- Yeah, run headfirst
into that wall.
376
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,860
- I know I deserve that.
377
00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:42,700
Now, come on,
we're best friends.
378
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:43,860
Let's talk.
379
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,130
- If we were really
best friends,
380
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:46,500
you would've told
me you like Lisa.
381
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,540
- Screech, I didn't even
know it was happening.
382
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:51,470
- Oh yeah, sure, Lisa's got
herself a real doofus now.
383
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,310
- Come on, can't
we work this out?
384
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:54,810
- No way.
385
00:16:54,810 --> 00:16:58,580
You stole my girl, Mr. Bimbo,
now I'm gonna make you pay.
386
00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:01,220
- All right, so what
do you want me to do?
387
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,480
- Fight for her.
388
00:17:02,490 --> 00:17:04,250
Meet me after school
by the willow trees.
389
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,420
- There are no willow trees.
390
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:12,160
- Well, then meet me by the
oak trees at three o'clock.
391
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,790
I'd fight you right now, but
I want you to live in fear
392
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,000
for the rest of the day.
393
00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:22,440
- Oh, poor little Screech,
I feel sorry for him.
394
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:23,940
- You're not really gonna
fight him, are you Zack?
395
00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:25,410
- Of course not.
396
00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:26,840
- Well, Preppy, you'd better
think of something fast
397
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,210
because Screech is ready
to beat on your bones.
398
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:44,860
- Hi.
399
00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:47,490
- Hi, did you find Screech?
400
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,930
- Yeah, I did.
401
00:17:48,930 --> 00:17:50,900
He's really upset.
402
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,100
- What happened?
403
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,770
- Well, he wants to break
me into a million pieces
404
00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:58,440
and sell me as a jigsaw puzzle.
405
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,410
- Oh no, what are
we gonna do now?
406
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,080
- I'm not sure.
407
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,680
I guess that kiss
really shook him up.
408
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:14,390
- Yeah, well Zack, that
kiss really shook me up too.
409
00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:19,390
In fact, it scared me a little.
410
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,760
- It's so weird, I never
planned for this to happen.
411
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,970
- Trust me, it wasn't
in my datebook either.
412
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,770
- I don't know what's
happening between us, Lisa,
413
00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:32,040
but it feels good inside.
414
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:34,710
- Sure does.
415
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:41,120
- First I gotta solve
my problem with Screech.
416
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,050
- Yeah.
417
00:18:42,050 --> 00:18:43,580
- Hey, there you are, Morris.
418
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:47,150
The whole school's betting
on your fight with Screech.
419
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,660
- Oh, terrific.
420
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,160
- Wait a minute, you mean
somebody's actually betting
421
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,930
that Screech might win?
422
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:54,030
- Wake up and smell
the Bosco, doll face.
423
00:18:54,030 --> 00:18:56,430
We're betting on how many
teeth he's gonna lose.
424
00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:58,830
I picked seven,
so go easy on him.
425
00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:06,340
(bell ringing)
426
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,580
- Morris, you've got an
appointment with fate,
427
00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:16,050
and fate's got curly hair.
428
00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:17,280
- Screech, this is ridiculous.
429
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,820
Can't we work this
out another way?
430
00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:21,050
- Oh, in other words
you're chickening out.
431
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:23,020
I guess that yellow streak
extends from your hair
432
00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:24,590
all the way down your back.
433
00:19:24,590 --> 00:19:26,090
- Hey, hey, come on, Screech.
434
00:19:26,090 --> 00:19:27,860
Fighting never solves anything.
435
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:30,100
(shouting)
436
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,200
- Stay out of it, Slater,
it's not your fight.
437
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,670
I wouldn't want to
have to hurt you too.
438
00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:38,910
(shouting)
439
00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:42,610
- I'm not going near that loon.
440
00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:47,550
(shouting)
441
00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:50,450
- Screech, please, I
don't wanna fight you.
442
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:53,350
- So you're not only
chicken, you're scared too.
443
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,460
- Come on, don't do that.
444
00:19:58,460 --> 00:19:59,890
- Come on, wimp, fight.
445
00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:04,570
- All right, this
has gone far enough.
446
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,400
Look, I'm sorry I
hurt you, all right?
447
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,600
- Sorry, you're sorry?
448
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,770
You're one of my
best friends, Zack.
449
00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:15,110
You could've had any
other girl in this school.
450
00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:17,140
Why Lisa?
451
00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:20,010
Why'd you have to
steal my dream?
452
00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:22,220
I hate you.
453
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,720
- All right, all right, if
it bothers you that much,
454
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,890
I just won't go out with Lisa.
455
00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:31,730
- What?
456
00:20:33,130 --> 00:20:34,600
- You really mean it?
457
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,860
- Sure.
458
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,060
- Fine, don't go out with her.
459
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,030
- Oh, that is it.
460
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,500
This boy's life is over.
461
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:48,740
Screech, you have no right
interfering in my life.
462
00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:51,010
- But I love you.
463
00:20:56,180 --> 00:21:00,020
- I know, but it's
time to get over me.
464
00:21:01,290 --> 00:21:03,760
Screech, you're
not my boyfriend.
465
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:04,590
You never were.
466
00:21:07,530 --> 00:21:08,760
Now, Zack likes me.
467
00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:13,800
And I like him too.
468
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,740
- Zack, would you really
give Lisa up for me?
469
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:21,810
- Yeah, you're my best friend.
470
00:21:21,810 --> 00:21:23,140
I wouldn't wanna hurt you.
471
00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:24,780
- Really?
472
00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:25,780
- Yeah.
473
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:27,080
- Really?
- Really.
474
00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:33,090
- Well, Lisa, I
guess you're right.
475
00:21:33,090 --> 00:21:34,620
I guess it is time
to let you go.
476
00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:36,860
After all, you never
were mine to begin with.
477
00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:40,330
You were my first love, Lisa.
478
00:21:42,330 --> 00:21:43,400
I'll never forget you.
479
00:21:49,670 --> 00:21:53,810
- I'll never forget
you either, Screech.
480
00:21:53,810 --> 00:21:54,640
- Thanks, Screech.
481
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,510
Friends?
482
00:21:55,510 --> 00:21:56,780
- Oh shucks, friends.
483
00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,680
(students applauding)
484
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,020
Go ahead and take her.
485
00:22:06,190 --> 00:22:08,860
But treat her well, or
I'll come after you.
486
00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:13,990
(laughing)
487
00:22:16,530 --> 00:22:19,470
- Screech, that was a very
noble thing you just did.
488
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,170
Losing your first
love is never easy.
489
00:22:24,170 --> 00:22:29,180
- That's true, but I've
learned it's time to move on.
490
00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:32,080
- Well, I'm sure there's
someone out there for you.
491
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:35,220
And when you find her this time
don't take no for an answer.
492
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:36,050
- You're right.
493
00:22:37,220 --> 00:22:38,690
Say, Jessie, have
I ever told you
494
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:40,420
how much I adore
your Adam's apple?
495
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,730
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