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(alarm blaring)
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♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪
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♪ And the alarm
gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll
ever make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in
time to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's all right, 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a
test, I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate all my
homework last night ♪
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♪ Riding low in my chair, she
won't know that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in
tomorrow it'll be all right ♪
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♪ It's all right, 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(upbeat music)
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♪ It's all right, 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's all right, 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's all right, 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(frog croaking)
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- This semester in biology,
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we shall study the
ecology of a pond.
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- Hey, Dr. Phelps, where'd
all these animals come from?
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- These creatures
are visiting us
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from the pond right
behind the football field.
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To them, this is a field trip.
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- Well, doesn't it bother them
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to be moved from
their natural habitat?
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- Get real, Kelly.
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Who would miss sitting in
stagnant water all day?
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- I would.
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(audience laughing)
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- All right, let's get to know
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our pond pals a little
better, shall we?
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- Dr. Phelps, can
I hold the frog?
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- Don't let him.
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He'll give it a wart.
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(audience laughing)
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- That's a misconception.
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Frogs do not give warts.
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Now then, Miss Turtle, how
about holding this turtle?
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- I can't, it's slimy.
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- Oh, I'll hold it, it's cute.
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- Dr. Phelps, Dr. Phelps,
I'm sorry I'm late,
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but I think this duck is hurt.
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- What happened, Zack?
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- We were playing
baseball last period
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and I hit one over the fence.
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I found the ball
next to the duck.
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- I guess he got
hit by the ball.
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- Yeah.
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- He should have ducked.
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(audience laughing)
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- And so should you.
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- Should be okay, she's
just a little dazed.
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- Hit by ball.
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Typical.
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That's what happens when man
encroaches upon animals domain.
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- Jessie, it was an accident,
not a case for LA Law.
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- This duck will be fine.
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We'll observe her, and
then we'll return her
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and the other animals
to the pond where we
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can study them in their
natural surroundings.
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- It's Friday, sir, no one's
gonna be here for the weekend.
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Can I take her home?
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- All right, Zack,
seems like a good idea.
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- Come on, little lady.
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Gosh, I'm sorry I hit you
over the head with a ball.
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You forgive me?
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(duck quacking)
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- Hi, guys.
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Whoa, Becky, Becky, is
that you (quacking)?
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- Are you sure
you didn't hit him
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in the head with the
ball first, Zack?
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(audience laughing)
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- No offense, sir,
but I think the stress
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of being a principle has
finally gotten to you.
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- No, I'm talking
to my friend, Becky.
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I know this duck.
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I feed her every day at the
pond behind the football field.
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- Oh yeah, you feed this duck?
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- Not only this duck but
Lyle, Sammy, oh, Manny.
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- Oh yeah, and what
about Donald and Daffy?
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- I think we're
talking to Daffy.
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- I think so, too.
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- I grew up on a farm.
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I used to name all
the animals, okay?
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Is Becky all right?
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- She got hit by a baseball.
- What?
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- Dr. Phelps says Becky will
be fine in a couple days.
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- You take care of her, Zack.
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I have to go to
the football field.
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Hey, we're putting
in a new goal post.
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- I have to go, too.
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I'm the H2O
distribution engineer.
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(audience laughing)
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- He means he's a water boy.
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- Becky, you listen to what
Zack says and get well soon.
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(Becky quacking)
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- Hi Becky.
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What would you like for lunch?
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Don't be shy.
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- Kelly, you're
talking to a duck.
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- I've had ducks before,
I know what they eat.
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- What?
- A box of quackers.
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(audience laughing)
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- Guys, you'll never
guess what happened
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when they were putting
up the new goal posts.
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- They buried
Belding beneath them.
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- No such luck.
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They were drilling and they
must have hit a pipeline.
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There's oil squirting out.
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- You see, that's
what happens when man
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alters the natural order
of the environment.
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- Hey, chill out, mama.
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It was a chick digging the hole.
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(audience laughing)
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- It's too bad they didn't
strike oil for real.
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- Yeah, we'd be the richest
school in the world.
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We could buy anything we wanted.
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- [Group] Yeah.
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(ethereal music)
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(audience laughing)
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- Good morning, rich
students of Bayside.
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Today is our history midterm.
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- Mrs. Kerns, I do believe
you are forgetting the rules.
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- What rules?
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- The rule that we're rich
and there are no rules.
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(audience laughing)
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(bell ringing)
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- You rang, sir?
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- Yes, Belding,
dismiss this teacher.
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She tried to make us learn.
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- (gasping) How
dare you challenge
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these young minds
with school work?
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If you want to teach, well,
then go to a cheap school.
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Go on (shooing).
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(audience laughing)
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- Good work, Belding.
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Here's a thousand dollars.
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Go take an old lady
to Magic Mountain.
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- You're too kind,
Master Slater.
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- I'm off to the hounds.
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Lisa, would you care to join me?
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- No, A.C., I'm going to shop.
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- Are you going to the mall?
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- Perish the thought.
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When you're rich, the
mall comes to you.
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(audience laughing)
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(bell ringing)
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I'll take both outfits.
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- Yes, and I'll take both girls.
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(audience laughing)
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- Why should I go to the hounds
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when the foxes are right here.
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Tally ho.
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- Are you comfortable,
Miss Jessie?
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- Quite, Belding.
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I'm tracking down
environmental polluters.
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I'm gonna tie their noses to
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exhaust pipes until
they go solar.
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- Well, then would you care for
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some lunch while you
change the world?
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- Yes.
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(bell ringing)
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(audience laughing)
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- Here's your order
from Che Kelly.
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- Che Kelly, what
happened to The Max?
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- I renamed it when I bought it.
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- Oh well, who cares.
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I'm hungry.
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Give me my food.
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- Don't talk to me like that.
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I'm the richest
waitress in the world.
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- I'm as rich as you are.
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- Not since Kelly got married.
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- Where's my husband?
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(bell ringing)
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(audience laughing)
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- Come, come, my darling.
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Let's all go to the beach.
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The camels are ready.
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- The beach is polluted.
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- Not this beach, my little
desert flower, the big beach.
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I just bought Saudi Arabia.
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- But, you can't
just leave school.
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- Belding, we're rich.
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When it comes to school you
have got a lot to learn.
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Man, school would be so
much better if we owned it.
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- Guys, we struck oil.
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- No, we didn't,
we just hit a pipe.
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- No, they checked, there's
no pipeline under the school.
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We struck it rich.
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(upbeat music)
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- Today's an historic moment
in the history of Bayside.
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We have an opportunity
to make Bayside
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the kind of school
we've all dreamed of.
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- Great, the Laker Girls
are gonna teach phys ed.
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(boys hooting and clapping)
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- You are a sexist pig.
- And proud of it.
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- As you all know,
we have struck oil on
the football field.
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The school board has
contracted with an
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oil company to do some
exploratory drilling.
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At this time, I would
like to introduce the
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vice president of Cal
Star Oil, Dan Grayson.
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(students clapping)
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- I'm very honored the school
board has selected our company
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to extract the oil and jointly
build a better Bayside.
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- Yeah, let's have
hairdressers in
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homeroom and manicurists
in study hall.
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- Lisa.
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- There's gonna be a lot
of changes around here.
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Mr. Belding can tell
us about some of them.
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- We are talking
new pool, new gym,
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new library, new theater
complex, computers,
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and the latest visual
aids in every classroom.
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In short, a higher
lever of education.
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- Come on, let's not
ruin this place, sir.
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(audience laughing)
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- Thanks to this oil
discovery, your years at
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Bayside will be whatever
you want to make them.
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- Why do we need more oil?
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Why not focus on alternative
sources of energy like the sun?
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- Well, because the sun's
our competitor, young lady.
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We're in the oil business.
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- (laughing) That's a good one.
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(audience laughing)
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- I'm serious.
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- I know you are, and
please excuse my joke.
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We are exploring alternatives
like wind and solar power.
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But, until these technologies
become cost efficient,
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oil is still our
best energy source.
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- Hey, we're glad it is,
because we want a bigger gym,
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and a cheerleader
in every locker.
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(boys cheering)
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(upbeat music)
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I never had a pet before.
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It's been fun having Becky
here the last couple of days.
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- Yeah, probably
because it's the only
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girl your mom will
let sleep over.
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(audience laughing)
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(duck quacking)
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That's duck for
I love you, Zack.
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(audience laughing)
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- [Zack] Come on, Becky.
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- Aw, hi, you cute little thing.
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- You're pretty
cute yourself, mama.
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(audience laughing)
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- Please.
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Zack, I want you to sign this
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petition to stop
the oil drilling.
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- Stop it?
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You can't be serious.
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This oil's been the best thing
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that has happened
since I started school.
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- Not counting the
time we put the
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periscope in the
girl's locker room.
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(audience laughing)
256
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,820
- That was you?
- Yeah.
257
00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:53,550
Zack was skipper, and
I was the Gilligan.
258
00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:56,390
- Jessie, you look
great in a towel.
259
00:09:56,390 --> 00:09:57,660
Now, drop it.
260
00:09:57,660 --> 00:09:59,590
- Zack, I'm asking
you as my friend.
261
00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,930
I need your signature
on this petition.
262
00:10:01,930 --> 00:10:03,560
- How many signatures
do you have?
263
00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,230
- Well, so far one.
264
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,740
- Jessie Spano, I know her.
265
00:10:09,670 --> 00:10:11,440
- That's me, dopeus.
266
00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,070
- Look, I'm sorry, Jessie.
267
00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,710
I really don't agree
with you on this one.
268
00:10:14,710 --> 00:10:16,410
This oil will benefit
everyone in the school
269
00:10:16,410 --> 00:10:18,080
and the kids who
will come after us.
270
00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,280
- Will you at least
read the research
271
00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:20,720
that I dug up in the library?
272
00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:21,720
- Hey, Jessie, you
really shouldn't
273
00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,480
be digging up in the library.
274
00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:25,020
The oil's under
the football field.
275
00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:26,220
(audience laughing)
276
00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:27,520
- Quiet, little weird man.
277
00:10:28,990 --> 00:10:31,860
Zack, oil can do a lot of
damage to the environment.
278
00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:33,530
Please ready it.
279
00:10:33,530 --> 00:10:35,300
- Okay, okay.
280
00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:39,200
- I'll never forget how you
looked in that towel, babe.
281
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,170
(audience laughing)
282
00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:45,210
Zack, I think Jessie
has the hots for me.
283
00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:47,370
- Oh, yeah, it's
obvious to everyone.
284
00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,540
It's getting pretty late.
285
00:10:49,550 --> 00:10:50,950
We should call it a night.
286
00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:53,510
- Yeah, it's bedtime, Becky.
287
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,020
Hey, Zack, can I
read her a story?
288
00:10:55,020 --> 00:10:57,150
I have the Ugly
Duckling or Duck Tales.
289
00:10:57,150 --> 00:10:58,690
(audience laughing)
290
00:10:58,690 --> 00:10:59,920
- She's a duck, she doesn't
understand what you're saying.
291
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,160
Now, get out of here.
- Good night, Becky.
292
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,860
And just remember
this (quacking).
293
00:11:04,260 --> 00:11:05,960
(audience laughing)
294
00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,460
I heard Donald say that
to Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
295
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,300
- And you're screwy, good night.
296
00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:13,800
(audience laughing)
297
00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,770
I know I shouldn't
say this, but I wish I
298
00:11:16,770 --> 00:11:19,440
didn't have to take you
to the pond tomorrow.
299
00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:20,270
I'm gonna miss you, Becky.
300
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,580
Whoa.
301
00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:22,880
Are you gonna miss me?
302
00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,050
(duck quacking)
303
00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,550
Yeah?
304
00:11:25,550 --> 00:11:28,650
Don't worry about it, I'll
come visit you all the time.
305
00:11:28,650 --> 00:11:31,220
(upbeat music)
306
00:11:35,490 --> 00:11:38,560
- Did you read the information
on oil that I left you?
307
00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:41,100
- No, not yet, but I'll
read it tonight, I promise.
308
00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:44,570
- Doesn't anybody
feel the way I feel?
309
00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:45,700
- Well, I feel the
way you feel about
310
00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:47,300
Kevin Costner, but not oil.
311
00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:48,740
(audience laughing)
312
00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:50,600
It's gonna give
us a great school.
313
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:51,910
- What about you, Kelly?
314
00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:53,170
- I really don't
know what to think.
315
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,510
I care about the
environment, but I also
316
00:11:55,510 --> 00:11:57,810
like Zack's idea of a hot
tub in every classroom.
317
00:11:57,810 --> 00:11:58,780
(audience laughing)
318
00:11:58,780 --> 00:12:00,110
- I was kidding.
- Me too.
319
00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:03,680
- Come on, Kelly,
oil causes pollution.
320
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,150
Take a stand.
321
00:12:05,150 --> 00:12:07,050
- Hey, leave her alone, Jessie.
322
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:10,260
Oil also runs cars, heats homes,
323
00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:12,860
makes plastic earrings like
the ones you're wearing.
324
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:17,360
- Actually, I borrowed
these, right Lisa?
325
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,730
- You're on your own, honey.
326
00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:20,370
That's a fashion
statement I wouldn't make.
327
00:12:20,370 --> 00:12:21,500
(audience laughing)
328
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:22,740
(bell ringing)
329
00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:25,370
- Well, everybody, today
we leave the classroom
330
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:28,410
and return our animals to
their homes in the wild.
331
00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,350
- Oh, that's so sad.
332
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,180
- I'd like to return
dorks to the wild.
333
00:12:33,180 --> 00:12:35,150
(audience laughing)
334
00:12:35,150 --> 00:12:35,980
Where's my turtle?
335
00:12:35,990 --> 00:12:37,820
- Oh, here he is.
336
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,990
- Oh, I'm gonna miss
you, little fella.
337
00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:43,120
You're slimy but sweet.
338
00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:48,660
- And Jessie, Screech,
here are your frogs.
339
00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:52,730
And Slater, your
salamander, sir.
340
00:12:54,070 --> 00:12:57,500
And Kelly, here's your crawfish.
341
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:58,410
(Kelly laughing)
342
00:12:58,410 --> 00:12:59,810
And Zack, you got Becky?
343
00:12:59,810 --> 00:13:01,040
- Sure do, don't
worry about her.
344
00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,040
- All right, good.
345
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,080
(drill rumbling)
346
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,510
- What is that?
347
00:13:04,510 --> 00:13:06,510
- It's the oil company
disturbing our environment.
348
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,450
- Oh, no it's not.
349
00:13:07,450 --> 00:13:09,620
It's just a two-ton woodpecker.
350
00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:10,790
(audience laughing)
351
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,020
- Maybe Jessie's right,
I don't like this.
352
00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:14,920
- Hey, they're just
drilling a test well.
353
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:18,130
- Yeah, can't make an omelet
without breaking some eggs.
354
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,730
- This is just the beginning
of beautiful Bayside.
355
00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:22,160
Wait and see.
356
00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:24,400
- All right class, class,
forget about the noise, come on.
357
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:27,430
Let's get our animals
back to the pond, come on.
358
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,070
- Okay, come on, Becky.
359
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,040
Go ahead.
360
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,110
(audience laughing)
361
00:13:33,110 --> 00:13:34,680
- [Jessie and Kelly] Stop
the drilling, stop the oil.
362
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,110
Stop the drilling, stop the oil.
363
00:13:36,110 --> 00:13:37,240
- What are you guys doing?
364
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,780
- Protesting for
what we believe.
365
00:13:38,780 --> 00:13:40,450
At least there's one
real man in this school
366
00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:42,850
with enough guts to stand
up for the environment.
367
00:13:42,850 --> 00:13:45,390
- You mean Franklin?
- Yeah, Franklin.
368
00:13:45,390 --> 00:13:46,620
- Not me.
369
00:13:46,620 --> 00:13:47,860
I just wanted to
be chained to the
370
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,520
head cheerleader and
the school president.
371
00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:52,160
(audience laughing)
372
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:55,100
It's everything I
dreamed it would be.
373
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,800
- Ugh, don't touch me.
374
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,030
- Ever try nerd love?
375
00:13:58,030 --> 00:13:59,900
- Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
376
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,540
- Look, Jessie, you're
being an alarmist.
377
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:03,200
You're making a
fool of yourself.
378
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,440
- [Jessie and Kelly] Stop
the drilling, stop the oil.
379
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,970
Stop the drilling, stop the oil.
380
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,180
- Stop the shouting,
give me a kiss.
381
00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:10,440
(audience laughing)
382
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,810
- Hey, hey, hey, hey,
what is going on here?
383
00:14:12,820 --> 00:14:14,550
Does this have something
to do with the oil?
384
00:14:14,550 --> 00:14:16,580
- Oh, you're sharp, Mr. Belding.
385
00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:17,520
(audience laughing)
386
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:18,720
- Uh, and we're out of here.
387
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,220
We gotta get ready
for gym class.
388
00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:21,460
- [Jessie and Kelly] Stop
the drilling, stop the oil.
389
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:23,620
- I am giving you
a direct order.
390
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,690
Stop this protest immediately.
391
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,530
- Not on your life, buster.
392
00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:28,800
I mean, if that's okay.
393
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,030
(audience laughing)
394
00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:31,130
- Come to my office.
395
00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:33,170
- We're not going anywhere.
396
00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:35,600
- Well, if you don't,
you're suspended.
397
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,840
- We're coming to your office.
398
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,970
(audience laughing)
399
00:14:38,980 --> 00:14:40,410
- Guess we've lost.
400
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:42,240
Franklin, give me the key.
401
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:43,340
- He swallowed it.
402
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,680
You babes are his.
403
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,180
(audience laughing)
404
00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:48,120
- This way.
405
00:14:49,290 --> 00:14:50,950
- Guys, there's
been an oil spill.
406
00:14:50,950 --> 00:14:52,690
There's oil everywhere.
407
00:14:52,690 --> 00:14:55,420
(dramatic music)
408
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,130
- Hey, come on, Screech.
409
00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:03,060
We gotta get out on the field.
410
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,130
- Be right there.
411
00:15:06,670 --> 00:15:07,530
How do you like it?
412
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:11,110
(audience laughing)
413
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,170
- Why are you dressed like Cher?
414
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,640
- It's my new look.
415
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,910
I wanna give the girl's
field hockey team a thrill.
416
00:15:16,910 --> 00:15:18,180
- You really wanna
give 'em a thrill?
417
00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:19,280
Why don't you blindfold 'em?
418
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,280
(audience laughing)
419
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,350
- Oh, no, Zack.
420
00:15:21,350 --> 00:15:22,520
See, I've caught them looking
421
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,250
at me and whispering
with delight.
422
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:26,420
Now I'm gonna show them
more than they can handle.
423
00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:27,960
- I don't think that's such a--
424
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,090
- Hey, if any of them faint,
I'll wake them with my kisses.
425
00:15:30,090 --> 00:15:31,130
(audience laughing)
426
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,230
- That will kill them.
427
00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:36,900
Hey, Slater, what
happened to you?
428
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:37,860
- You didn't hear
about the oil spill?
429
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,600
- No, what oil spill?
430
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,300
- They were drilling on
the football field and all
431
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:43,670
of a sudden, oil started
spilling out everywhere.
432
00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:45,340
- Did it get into the pond?
433
00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:46,810
- Hey, I don't know.
434
00:15:46,810 --> 00:15:49,210
- Becky, the animals, we just
put 'em back in the pond.
435
00:15:49,210 --> 00:15:50,880
- Come on, we gotta save 'em.
436
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:54,210
(upbeat music)
437
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,520
(audience laughing)
438
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,590
Dr. Phelps, Dr. Phelps,
we need your help.
439
00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,020
- [Dr. Phelps] What is it, Zack?
440
00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:02,190
- There's been an oil spill.
- It's terrible, sir.
441
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:03,760
Look what happened to Becky.
442
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:04,660
Please, Becky, it's okay.
443
00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:05,630
- The poor thing.
444
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,530
- Please, sir, show us
how to clean her off.
445
00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:11,370
It's okay, Becky.
446
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:12,600
- She's not moving, Zack.
447
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,670
- I know, she's
probably in shock.
448
00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:15,000
Just please help us, sir.
449
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,370
- I'll do what I can, Zack.
450
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,470
Zack, Becky's dead.
451
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,870
- No, no.
452
00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:22,980
Please, give her.
453
00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:24,210
Come on, Screech,
just clean her off.
454
00:16:24,210 --> 00:16:25,410
It's okay, Becky,
we'll clean you off.
455
00:16:25,410 --> 00:16:26,850
- It's no use, Zack.
- I don't believe that.
456
00:16:26,850 --> 00:16:28,020
Come on, Becky.
457
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:28,950
- Zack, I wish
there was something
458
00:16:28,950 --> 00:16:30,650
I could do, but it's too late.
459
00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:32,420
- You guys, I heard
about the pond.
460
00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:40,160
Zack, I'm so sorry,
it's terrible.
461
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,300
- I should have
listened to you, Jessie.
462
00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:46,430
I'm sorry, Becky.
463
00:16:47,670 --> 00:16:48,800
- It wasn't your fault.
464
00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:52,370
- Don't worry about Becky, Zack.
465
00:16:53,810 --> 00:16:56,180
She's where the oil
can't hurt her now.
466
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:58,650
(somber music)
467
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:00,350
- I feel as bad as you do.
468
00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:03,450
I loved going down to the
pond and feeding Becky.
469
00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:05,190
But, accidents happen.
470
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,720
- Accidents happen a
lot with oil companies.
471
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:10,390
Then they just slip out of
being responsible for them.
472
00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:12,190
- Jessie, it's not that simple.
473
00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:14,630
With progress there's
often a price to pay.
474
00:17:14,630 --> 00:17:16,260
People died in
the space program.
475
00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:18,900
Does that mean that we should
stop exploring the universe?
476
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:20,600
- Sir, we've gotta do something.
477
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,000
We've gotta stop the drilling.
478
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,540
- Stop the drilling?
479
00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:25,810
Zack, you wanted a better
Bayside more than anyone.
480
00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:27,810
- Sir, I was wrong.
481
00:17:27,810 --> 00:17:29,580
Please, you have
got to do something.
482
00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:32,150
- What can I do?
- What can you do?
483
00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:34,080
You're the principle.
484
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,380
Aren't you man enough to
scare anyone but the kids?
485
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,390
(audience laughing)
486
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,290
Whoops.
487
00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:43,960
- Mr. Belding, Becky is dead.
488
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,190
The pond is polluted.
489
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,690
Who knows what's
gonna happen next?
490
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,060
- We got there too late.
491
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:53,570
- There's nothing we can do.
492
00:17:53,570 --> 00:17:55,070
All our animals are dead.
493
00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:58,970
- Mr. Belding, we can't let
these animals die for nothing.
494
00:17:58,970 --> 00:18:00,140
Please, you've gotta tell the
495
00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:01,580
school board to
stop the drilling.
496
00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:04,510
- I'll try.
497
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:06,950
But, I'm afraid it's
gonna take more than
498
00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:09,780
a few dead animals to
change their minds.
499
00:18:09,790 --> 00:18:12,390
(somber music)
500
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,390
- As you can see, the
new gymnasium will
501
00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:19,790
house a separate boys and
girls basketball court.
502
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,960
That may bother some
of you boys who love
503
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,900
sharing a court with
girls in gym shorts.
504
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:24,900
(audience laughing)
505
00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:25,730
Sorry, guys.
506
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,600
And over here we have
a modern, Olympic-size
507
00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:32,170
swimming pool that will
make Shamu jealous.
508
00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:34,040
(audience laughing)
509
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,080
- Uh, sir, where's
the football field?
510
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,180
- Good question.
511
00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:38,780
That'll be constructed over here
512
00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:40,850
where the swampy
area now exists.
513
00:18:40,850 --> 00:18:43,150
- You're gonna put the
football field over the pond?
514
00:18:43,150 --> 00:18:45,120
- Sir, that pond's
part of our school.
515
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,350
- Well, we have
to do most of our
516
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,360
drilling over the
old football field.
517
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,960
But, as you can
see from the model,
518
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,190
we're not just taking
something out of the ground,
519
00:18:52,190 --> 00:18:54,230
we're putting a
lot more back in.
520
00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:58,600
- What's this new campus
going to cost in taxes?
521
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,200
- I'm glad you asked that.
522
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,340
The Cal Star and the
school board will be
523
00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:05,140
partners in building a
beautiful new Bayside.
524
00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:08,040
It will cost you nothing.
525
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,940
(group clapping)
526
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:11,850
- That's not true.
527
00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:14,550
- What do you mean, young man?
528
00:19:14,550 --> 00:19:17,350
- Mr. Belding, may I have the
floor to make a presentation?
529
00:19:17,350 --> 00:19:18,450
- You've got it, Zack.
530
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,260
- Ladies and gentlemen,
I may only be
531
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:25,160
a high school kid, but
I've already learned
532
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,230
that you never get
something for nothing.
533
00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:29,900
Everything has its price.
534
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:32,570
Mr. Grayson, this is a
very beautiful model,
535
00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:34,400
but where are the
oak trees behind the
536
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,000
library where we
used to have lunch?
537
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,070
- You can have lunch
in your brand new,
538
00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:39,470
state of the art cafeteria.
539
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,480
- And where are the trees?
540
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,810
- Well, I'm afraid we'll
have to replace them.
541
00:19:43,810 --> 00:19:46,180
- You mean cut them down
and put up an oil derrick?
542
00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:47,780
But, that's not here
on the model, sir.
543
00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:49,880
- Well, yes, of course,
there will be derricks.
544
00:19:49,890 --> 00:19:51,990
- Sort of like this?
545
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,790
When we're having classes
in this building right here
546
00:19:56,790 --> 00:19:59,790
and look out the window,
what are we gonna see?
547
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:00,630
One of these?
548
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,730
I guess they were
left off by mistake.
549
00:20:03,730 --> 00:20:06,470
Now, where are the benches
and trees over there
550
00:20:06,470 --> 00:20:08,670
where we used to have
classes when it got hot?
551
00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:10,270
- You won't have to
sit outside anymore.
552
00:20:10,270 --> 00:20:11,840
The whole school will
be air conditioned.
553
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:12,770
- Oh, that's right.
554
00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:14,010
Who needs benches and trees?
555
00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:15,210
We'll just put up
another oil rig.
556
00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:17,740
- What are you trying
to say, young man?
557
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:21,420
- What I'm trying to say is
that Cal Star oil is right,
558
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:24,250
you're not taking something
out of the ground,
559
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:27,220
you're helping put
a lot more back in.
560
00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:28,660
Jessie?
561
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,960
- Yesterday, because
of your oil spill,
562
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:34,790
we put 20 dead animals
back into the ground.
563
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,900
- Well, we're sorry about that.
564
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:39,270
It was an accident,
and we cleaned it up.
565
00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:42,140
- Yeah, but can you guarantee
that it won't happen again?
566
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:43,640
- [Group] Yeah.
567
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,210
- There are no guarantees,
but we'll make every effort--
568
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:46,870
- Yes, but what happens if
there's a bigger accident
569
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,910
and oil gets over
everything, just like this?
570
00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:53,450
- Young man, this is outrageous.
571
00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:55,050
You give me that.
572
00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:58,850
Look at this, I'm
covered with oil.
573
00:20:58,850 --> 00:21:00,520
- It was an accident, sir.
574
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,560
- But at least you'll be
alive when you clean it off.
575
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,390
- See, sir, I wanted a
bigger and better Bayside
576
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,530
more than anybody, even
more than you, Mr. Grayson.
577
00:21:10,830 --> 00:21:12,670
But us kids don't
wanna pay that price.
578
00:21:12,670 --> 00:21:15,270
We don't wanna go to
school in an oil field.
579
00:21:15,270 --> 00:21:18,040
(group clapping)
580
00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:24,210
- I think we know
how we should vote.
581
00:21:24,210 --> 00:21:26,950
Mr. Grayson, thank
you for coming.
582
00:21:26,950 --> 00:21:29,350
We already have
a better Bayside,
583
00:21:29,350 --> 00:21:31,820
we just didn't
know it until now.
584
00:21:31,820 --> 00:21:33,120
(audience clapping)
585
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:35,790
(upbeat music)
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