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- Previously on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...

You'll be starring
in the hot new design show,

"Bathroom Hunties."

Louder, Sapphira, louder.

So our two-person stall
is like...

My God, you go.

I forgot.

- Morphine.

- Q was kind of
driving the bus in there.

There just wasn't enough
of a point of view from you.

- Dawn.

- There was a struggle
for you two

trying to find your chemistry.

- Plane Jane and Sapphira.

- You knew the details.

And it allowed you
to just be in the moment.

- Condragulations.

You're both winners
of this week's challenge.

Morphine...

shantay, you stay.

My God.

- Dawn, sashay away.

- Girl.

I survived my third lip sync.

I really thought Dawn was
gonna go all the way.

Can I be honest?

We love you, Dawn.

- She turned her little pussy.
She left.

Look, I lost three nails.

But one thing about me, baby,
I don't care who's next to me.

You will be slayed.

- Bitch, that body...

Mama.

It was so good.

- Dawn fought her heart out,
but it was like a chihuahua

and a fucking pit bull.

The Miami girls
taking girls out.

- Top five?

Holy cow.

The fact that the judges reacted

so crazy insane to my lip sync,

that's giving me the fire
to keep going.

And if I have to lip-synch
my way to the top four,

I'm gonna lip-synch my way
to the top four.

When I was doing the dance, my...

What is it, clavicle?

Shattered, broken,
disintegrated.

- Your clavicle
is up here, baby.

So what's this?

What's this bone
right here then?

- Technically,
there's no bone there.

It's just meat.

- Yeah, it's... on you
it's a lot of meat.

Congratulations
to our double winners.

- Yay!
- Whoo-hoo!

Double winners.

- I just had my fourth win,

and it feels right.

I told y'all I was
playing the long game.

- Sapphira's been on a little
winning streak, Mama.

- She has been.

You noticed?

Sapphira is on a winning streak.

But Mama, I'm gunning
for that top spot.

I'm not gonna let
that bulldozing bitch

sweep me under the rug.

Watch out, Sapphira.

This is the final five.

We are close

It's just right there.

- I cannot wait to be in
the top four with three of you.

I don't know
who it's gonna be, but...

- But I know it's gonna be me.

- I know it's gonna be me.

We are so, so, so, so,
so close to the top four.

You can literally,
like, taste it.

- Honey, nothing but a BBL.

That's you.

- Well, baby,
one thing about me...

- I kind of had this
moment of vulnerability

in the last challenge.

Now that I'm sort of past
that hurdle,

no more doubting myself.

It's back to my usual
cocky shenanigans.

And I feel pretty much
unstoppable.

- Plane is feeling
really comfortable.

But I remember earlier
when there was

a little crack in the armor.

And she needs to be careful
or she's gonna have

another one
of those moments that

might land her in the bottom.

- Sister, not only
am I a stunning,

gorgeous little queen,
but I'm also a comedic legend.

Like, what can't I do
is what I want to know.

- I almost threw up.

- I can taste the end
of this competition,

the crown,
being in that final spotlight.

And it tastes like sweet,
sweet juices of victory.

- You need a beating.

That feels synthetic.

- Ooh.

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May the best drag queen win

Best drag queen win

My God.

- Whoa.

- What is this?

What is this?

- Is this Monopoly,
"RuPaul's Drag Race"?

That is so fun.

I love that.

It's a new day in the Werk Room.

And there's a game of Monopoly,
"RuPaul's Drag Race,"

on the table?

I love Monopoly!

- Wait, this is all
laid out for us.

Should we play?

- OK, everyone gets money,
so I'll be the bank.

- My God. Yay!

My turn.

"Twern."

Mini challenge.

Your triumphant shriek
in the main challenges

is turning the other
contestants against you.

- Ooh.

- Girl, at this point
in the game,

this close to the finale,
we are to the nitty,

nitty, nitty, itty-bitty,
gritty, honey.

- Oops, you owe $500.

Wow.

- You gotta keep
the bitter bitches at bay.

- It's getting really
serious up in here.

- Your self-help book
helps no one.

Go directly to the jail.

Do not pass jail.

Do not collect $200, bitch.

- Hello, hello, hello.

- Chop, chop, chop.

Good morning, ladykins.

Good morning.

- Lucky for you,
what happens in Vegas

doesn't always stay in Vegas.

From RuPaul's Drag Race Live
at Flamingo Vegas,

please welcome
the amazing Pit Crew dancers.

These guys are so hot.

- OK.

- They don't sell shirts
in Las Vegas?

Well, it's great
to see you, fellas.

Please introduce yourselves
to our queens.

- Hi, ladies.
I'm Jonathan.

- Hey, my name is Mark.

- Hola, my name is Miguel.
- Hi, I'm Nick.

- Hello, ladies.
I'm Sebastian.

- Well, listen.

It is so great to have you

on this side of the state line.

Now, six times a week, these
incredibly talented dancers

shake their groove things
alongside "Drag Race" royalty.

But do they have what it takes
to walk a mile in they shoes?

So for this week's
Maxi Challenge,

you need to transform
these handsome hoofers

into devastating drag queens.

My God.

- Yes!

My God.

- Girl, this is my favorite
Maxi Challenge

in Drag Race herstory.

I'm a makeup artist.

I love to do other
people's makeup.

I'm excited.

This is my challenge, bitch.

- They're so massive.

How am I going to transform
any of these burly, macho men

into a dainty, little,
feminine woman like myself?

- First, we need to pair you up.

Up first, Q.

- Ooh.

- Step over
to the pink furry box.

OK.

Reach in and pull out a ball.

The yellow ball.

That's my ball.

- Now let's see which dancer
you'll be working with.

Show me with your eyes who
you're hoping it's gonna be.

- I'm hoping it's all of them.

That's why your
eyes are crossed.

Let 'er rip.

Yeah, we got it!

All right, Q, you are
paired with Sebastian.

- Sebastian is
definitely my type.

He is like, very
kind of daddy-esque.

His pecs, Mama.

- Q, your face is red.

Stop!

No, it's true.

- I don't know.

I just... he reminds me
so much of my husband.

Yeah, good answer, good answer.

Morphine.

- I'm scared.

Orange.

I need Miguel.

I'm using my witch powers
to make sure

that I'm paired up with
this man because he's so hot.

- Fellas, let 'er rip.

- Yay!

I won!

- All right,
you manifested that.

- I did, girl.

- And by manifest,
I mean man-ifest.

I know.

Purple.

- I just want all of them!

- Let 'er rip.

Yeah.

- Nymphia, you are
paired with Jonathan.

Last but not least,
Sapphira and Plane Jane.

- Two in the pink.

It's gonna be a little
crowded in there, girl.

- Plane Jane got blue.

Sapphira got the red.

All right, fellas, let 'er rip.

All right, Sapphira,
you are paired with Mark.

And Plane Jane, you
are paired with Nick.

All right, queens,
the judges will be

looking for a strong
drag family resemblance.

And one more thing...

no.

- You know,
it'd be a shame to have

these world-class dancers
here and not take

advantage of their talent.

God, what now?

- So together, each pair
needs to choreograph

a breakout dance moment
to debut on the main stage.

Who knows?

This time next year,
you may be appearing

together in Las Vegas
at RuPaul's Drag Race Live.

Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

- Let's do this shit.

It's completely important
to nail this challenge

because we're getting
close to the end.

And I need to snatch
another win.

So the dance, the outfits,
the makeup,

every detail has to be perfect.

This is a losing table.

- OK.

Goodbye.

- I have to beat him.

It'll be easy.

She doesn't have
the face for it.

This week's challenge
is to do a makeover

on the burly dancers
from RuPaul's Drag Race Live

and turn them into women, honey.

- I feel like I'm gonna look
like a man in a wig.

- I don't think so.

We're gonna turn you out
for sure.

- OK.
- For sure.

For sure.
- I'm ready.

- I ended up getting Nick...

The hairy, big,
strong version of Dawn

after a few years in
the county prison, honey.

Your arm circumference
does concern me.

- Yeah.

- Because you are...
You are... you know,

I'm a little more dainty.

- Yeah.

- You are a little bit more
sort of broad and strong.

- Stocky, yeah.

- I'm kind of like
a slutty, skanky girl.

- Thank God.

Like, I want to...

I want to be a hot slut.

- OK, you want to be
a hot, sexy slut.

- Yes.
- A whore?

OK.
- Yes.

- OK, so you're a sister
is what you're saying.

Perfect.

We are going to be a match
made in whore-ness.

Do you have any experience,
like, walking in heels?

Ooh, bitch,
I'm seeing your feet.

They're so big.
- They're big and they're wide.

So I'm expecting
the heels to hurt a lot.

Fuck.

OK.

- I've been waiting
for this challenge

because this is something
that I love to do.

I'm the beauty queen.

I'm the prettiest one
in the room.

It's true.

You know...
I don't lie.

But I am... like, I do makeup.

I'm a makeup artist.
I'm a dancer.

I've done a lot of
makeovers in the past.

I love to do other
people's makeup.

This is something that
I'm very, very excited to do.

My style of drag is
showing body and skin.

I don't pad.

I show my ass.

So...

- Baby, I have
the perfect match with you.

- Yeah?
Yeah?

Let me see.

She's my daughter.
She's my daughter.

My gosh.

OK.

I got the hottest dancer
out of everybody.

No offense to the other
dancers, but Miss Miguel

is the hottest one.

- I know all the wonderful
queens from Puerto Rico.

I start to dance
with all of them.

I started to dance
with Jessica Wild...

- Wow.

- Yara Sofia, like, all of them.

So I was doing tours.

- Girl, I'm just looking
at this beautiful man

and I'm thinking, like,
how do I even come up

with a word or a conversation?

I'm just so distracted.

- Um... what was I gonna ask you?

So have you ever been
put in drag before?

- Never.
- Never?

- Never ever.

- He's all full of testosterone.

Baby, those muscles,
that skin, those rough hands...

I forgot where I was going.

- It's caliente.
You're gonna do it.

- I just... wow.

He's just... it's
hot in here, right?

- Who's your
favorite drag queen?

I need to get a sense.

- Aesthetically,
I gotta say I love Plastique.

- Plastique?

OK, so you like
a pretty drag queen.

- I do love Plastique.

- You're paired
with the right one.

Well, a makeover challenge
is definitely up me alley.

Like, I have no problem
putting makeup on other people.

She is experienced.

I'm sensing that
in your normal life,

you're just very,
masculine presenting.

But we're gonna have to get
the femme out of you today.

- Let's do it.

Drag, for me, is magic.

Like, it really transforms
people to allow them

to really be this bitch.

And hopefully, it will do
the same with Jonathan.

Have you ever played
with any girl stuff?

Were you effeminate growing up?

- I was not.

- Yeah, I can tell.

I mean...

I mean, I'm also straight, but...

What?

- I fully thought Jonathan was
just a more reserved gay.

Straight men are known to be
very...

just straight.

OK, what kind of girls
do you like?

What's your type?

We'll make you into that.

You know?

My wife is Australian.

- More and more surprises.

I can't do this anymore.

Is he gonna be able to be
as sassy as a gay person is?

Or is he gonna be
like, "Hey, man"?

Girl, what am I gonna do now?

- How long you been dancing?

- It's been, like, 15 years.
- Wow.

- I just started dancing
in college,

and then ended up
in Vegas with my husband.

- Nice.

I feel great about this pairing.

Mark is gorgeous.

And he looks very,
very excited to be here.

- My best friend
is here, Sebastian.

- We still have to beat him.
- Lovely.

He's very competitive.

He's over there.
- OK, with Q.

Yeah, we have our... we have a...

- You have a thing?
- Q and I have a thing?

- Q and you have a thing?
- Well...

- What kind of a thing,
like, a competitive thing

or, like, a friendly thing?

- I beat her a lot.

- You beat her a lot.
- OK.

- She wasn't happy
about either time.

- I'd love to give Sebastian
that experience.

My drag is glam.

I'm, like, the opulent queen.

I'm the queen of excess.
- I love that.

- Anything big and, like, a lot.

- I love that.

I feel like I connect
with something that's,

like, fierce and showy.

Like, I like drama.

- Luckily, the idea that I have
is very big and very dramatic.

I have this geode
look that I brought

for this exact occasion.

I have a giant dress for myself
with a huge collar

covered in millions
of rhinestones.

It is exactly the kind of drama
that Mark has in store.

It's too big.

That dress is too big.

- To dance? I can't...

I don't know how
they're gonna do that.

- I'm a little nervous about...

- Losing the beard?

Are you?

- I either have
the really thick mustache

or I have the beard.

I don't know that
I've seen myself...

- Without...

Without either.

- Either of those?

Sebastian is definitely
the burliest of the men,

but I am a great designer.

I have two design wins,
so this challenge

is right up my alley.

What is your personality
you feel like,

like... just, like, as...

You know, as Sebastian?

- I think I...

I'm kind of serious.

You know, as a dancer, I have
like, one niche, which is...

- Yeah, right.

Mostly a masculine guy.

- I'm a little bit
worried at first

as I'm talking to Sebastian
because he seems, like,

really timid and kind of shy.

- If you want a little bit
of inside information,

Mark is horrible
at walking in heels.

- Yes.

Good to know.

I'll make sure not to hold
my leg out or anything,

or throw pearls on the stage.

- You won't need the pearls.

I'm realizing Sebastian just
takes a minute to open up.

With this shady bitch,
the drag family resemblance

is crystal clear.

The shade of it all.

- The shade.

- Ay!

These Pit Crew dancers perform
with the queens in Vegas.

They know how we work.
They know how we talk.

They know how we kiki.

But they don't know what
it's like to walk in our shoes.

How ugly is it?

- Watch out, Bambi's coming.

- No, don't say that, please.

We should do a...
We should do a walk-off.

5, 6, 7, 8.

- Miguel,
there's something over there.

- All right, walk back.

Give shade.
Give shade.

Hands on your hips.

- Look up and down.

- Wow.

- Now, look up.

I don't know about that.

She got that... are you gonna
teach her how to slewfoot?

- Both Mark and I are slewfoot.

So I have to teach her
how to walk in these heels.

Now, your turn.

Miss Mama.

- Hi.

She's a queen.

She's a queen.

She said, you mean me?

This right here?

Bitch, hold up.

- Girl, tell me how Miss
Sebastian walks 1,000 times

better in heels than Q does?

Bitch, you better hope your
daughter does not eat you up.

- Ooh.

- 1, 2, 3.

- Give me a little ass action
and me being like...

Yeah.

- Absolutely.

OK.

- Mwah.

This week's Maxi Challenge,
we're gonna do

a glamorous drag makeover
on these dancers

from RuPaul's Drag Race Live.

Drag is a transformation,
so it's tucking.

Right.

Yes, the anatomy of it all.

- These are your balls.

- What?

- And these are your ball sacks.

I know my way around
transforming men into women.

This is how tucking works
in case you didn't know.

Because that is
a big part of drag,

and you will have to do it.

- Wow.

- OK, so hold this.

Hold my balls.

- And these are the,
you know, the thingy.

- Yeah. Yeah.

Nymphia, what is that?

- An education in tucking.

- Pull up a chair.

- OK, let's go.

- Class is happening.

That's how I...

I think that... is that
what yours looks like?

- OK.

So basically this is,
you know, your thingy-thingy.

And this is your ball sack.

And what you do is you squeeze
the ball, literally like this,

into a little empty
hole inside here.

And then, you just squeeze
both of them together.

And then what you do is you take

this thing, along
with the empty balls,

and then tape it back together.

- Girl, the way
that Nymphia tucks

is just a recipe for disaster...
Just meat everywhere.

- So you grab the tape.

And then, you go like
this with the balls.

- You wrap the whole...
- I'm sorry, what?

- No, she's...
- No, you do.

You do.
That's what I do.

- You actually do? Ew!

- Why is everyone scared?
This is how you tuck.

This is how you tuck.

You wrap the ball sack
with the... with the peen.

And then you get tape,
and then you go like that.

My way of tucking will ensure
that no piece of ball-age

will come out of any
of the sides.

- I think for newer people,
you could just

use the tucking padding.

Hey, showgirls.

- Hey!

- Where are the nickel slots?

- What you call me?

All right, Sapphira and Mark.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- Hi.

Have you put people
in drag before?

- I have.
- I have 11 drag children.

- You do?
- Yes.

- Do you know
who they fathers is?

- Not a single one.

How do you feel
going into this challenge?

- I feel pretty strong.

I have a pretty solid concept.

- I see you have a...
What do they call it?

A stalactite, is it?

That's a crystal.
- A geode.

- It's a geode.

So is that the story
you're going with...

A geode storyline?

- This is my new baby.

- She just came out
of the Cristál family.

- OK.

Yeah, OK.

Have you come up
with a name yet?

- Hyacinth Cristál.

- Hyacinth?

What do you call him for short?
'Cause I can't say Hyacinth.

- Just say Cinthy.
- Who?

- Cinthy.
- Cinthy?

- Yeah.
- Is that not it?

- Hy... so if you're Sapphira...

See, why didn't you
call her Sequoia

or why didn't you call her
Shakira?

You know what?
You're brilliant.

If Mama gives you a hint,
take the hint.

So we're gonna go with
Shakira Cristál.

My favorite thing that
someone's ever called me

was Sa'Forest Whitaker.

- So I see some crazy hair
up in here.

- This reminds me
of "To Wong Foo."

And that was the movie I watched

with my grandma growing up.

She introduced me to that.
- You're kidding.

- She probably
introduced me to the most

gay things in my life...

Cher, Golden Girls,
Barbra Streisand.

- I love your grandmother.

Me too.

- What's her name?

- Shirley.

- In what city is she?

- She's in San Diego.

- And what was it like
growing up queer in San Diego?

- I didn't come out
until college.

- With that bone structure?

I mean, that bone structure
is a dead giveaway.

- I mean, my friends
might have already known.

- I'm sorry. I'm for real.

- I... well...

- I mean, I saw you.

I was like, ooh,
what a pretty lady.

- No, you are a very pretty man.

- Thank you.
- Yes.

- Thank you.

- And you're gonna be
a real pretty lady.

- Hopefully.
- All right.

Well, kids, I cannot wait
to see how this turns out.

- Me neither.
- Same.

Thank you.

- All right, Nymphia,
Jonathan, come on over.

Hello.

Hello.

- So, Jonathan,
you work in the dance...

- Yes.

In the Las Vegas show.

And you are indeed straight.

- Yep.

- Now, this is a twist for you.

Have you ever done drag before?

- Nope.

I dressed up as
Tinker Bell for Halloween,

and that's about it.

- And that's about it? OK.

All right, have you come
up with a drag name?

- Back home they call me
Juanita as a joke.

- Juanita Wind...
- I like that.

- Yeah.

- Juanita Wind.

- Yeah, I like it.

I need a wind.

I need a win.
- I need a win.

- Juanita Wind.

My goodness,
it's a sort of prophecy.

- We found her name.
- Yeah.

- Whoo-hoo!

So, Jonathan, how long
you been dancing?

- I started when I was 14.

- And what made you decide
to become a dancer?

- I was pushed into it
by my mother.

- You're kidding.
- Is she a dancer?

No. I was a sports guy.

I used to do sports.

And one summer, I wasn't
doing anything at all.

My mother being very
Puerto Rican, she said,

well, you're not gonna be
bumming around the house.

So I signed you up for
cheerleading and dance camp.

- Wow.

- I got there
and I was mortified.

But in two days,
I fell in love with it

and then decided
to make a career out of it.

So thanks, Mom.

- I love it.

Now, you were praised last week
and every week

for your runway looks.

What do you have planned
for Jonathan's look?

- So for Jonathan's look,
I'm putting him

in this lilac bird fantasy.

So we're basically two birds.

Birds of a feather
flock together.

- So we're a bird family,
basically.

That sounds fantastic.

You're not allergic
to feathers, are you?

We'll find out.

- I'm very excited.

I just to have some fun.

- Yeah, that's it.

That's the key right there.

I cannot wait to see
and meet Miss Juanita Wind.

- Thank you, Ru.
- Thank you, Ru.

- All right, thank you.

All right, Morphine and Miguel.

Hi.

Hello.

- All right, Morphine,
you're known for your butt.

- Yeah.

- Will Miguel also
be showing butt?

- Mama, she's gonna be bodied.

She's gonna show her ass.

And she's gonna have
a great time.

- OK, good.

Now, you have been in the bottom

the last two weeks, I believe.

- Yeah.

I told him I won
the last two challenges,

so maybe we should continue
with that narrative.

Yeah.

- So how are you gonna
make this a challenge

that you excel at?

- I mean, I'm a dancer.
He's a dancer.

He's gorgeous.
I'm gorgeous.

- And you're a makeup artist.

- Yeah.

So this might be
my challenge, and...

- This is the time.
This is your time.

- Bitch, to come... yeah.

And to be in the bottom
and to get a win would

shake the girls up, bitch.

You know, I'm excited.

- All right, well,
thank you all so much.

I can't wait to see
how it all turns out.

- Thank you. Thank you.

- All right, Q and Sebastian,
come on over.

- We're coming. We're coming.

- Why do you think Sister Fate

placed you and Sebastian
together?

Maybe we could just, like, bring

a little bit more
out of each other.

He's a very strong dancer,
and I am not.

And you know, I'm like,

a very loud bitch, and he's not.

So maybe we're here
to, like, help

bring that out of each other.

Q, when's the last time
you put someone in drag?

- It's been a while.

I don't think I'm as
strong as a makeup artist

as like, Morphine.

But I have a very
strong concept,

so I'm really excited to show.

- So what's your game plan here?

'Cause this is partly
a design challenge.

- Yeah.

My game plan is just
to really, like, bring out

the fun, shady personality
in Sebastian here.

- Are you known as a queen
who reads the other queens?

- Yeah.

I love to, like,
shade and be funny.

It's, like, part
of my drag family

and just, like,
the whole kiki of that.

My drag family is the Haus
of Couture in Kansas City.

We like to cut up
and read the best of them,

but it's all in fun.

- Sebastian, because you are
on the shyer side,

a real monster is
going to emerge.

- I can already see it
coming from under the bed.

- Yes, a real monster
is going to emerge.

All right, thank you, kids.

Thank you, Ru.

- Plane Jane and Nick,
why do you think the universe

has placed you two together?

- There was mayonnaise

and white rice in the air.

- A little bit
of tuna casserole?

- Just a little bit, yeah.

- Because not only have you
pursued your dream

as a dancer,
but here you are pursuing

your wild dream of doing drag.

Have you done it before?

- Not really.

Last Halloween,
I went as a slutty schoolgirl.

- But I've never been in
full drag.

- So, Nick, you've been
in the Drag Race Live show

in Las Vegas for many years now.

It's interesting watching you
and listening to you talk now.

- I know I'm very timid
and, like, quiet.

But when I get on stage,
I feel like I'm very different.

I've seen you on stage.

And you are very different.

Imagine what it's gonna
be like in full drag.

- I'm going to really
turn Nick out.

You know, I'm gonna make her
into a woman.

The body, the titties...

No couch is safe
around Plane Jane.

- Don't expose me like that, Ru.

Now, if you're Plane Jane,
let me guess, Plane Yogurt?

What are you?

- I have bestowed her
with the name Lazi Susan.

- Yes, my sweet, sweet Lazi.

I love that name.
It's great.

Lazi Susan.

- Plane and Sapphira have
the most wins

in the competition.

And going forward, I really need

to even the playing field
if I want the judges

to see me as a true contender
for the crown.

- OK.

- All right,
so take a look at our stage.

- Wow.

- Yes.

You are here to fucking eat.

It's time to come up with
some show-stopping choreo

to wow the judges.

I am going to let
Miss Lazi Susan

take a lead on the choreo
because she is

a trained dancer.

- She's popped in.

- Ooh, so like, a pump, pump.

- And then, even if
we just do it like...

- Yeah.

- Something like that.

- OK, so I'm jumping with my
right, landing with my left.

Wait, fuck.
OK, wait.

Which foot do I jump with again?

There have been some
moments in this competition

where you could see me kind of
counting steps in my head,

so I need to nail
these moves down.

I'm gonna practice,
practice, practice.

I'm not gonna
let my sister down.

I got my work cut out
for me, don't I?

- So I was thinking doing steps
that maybe are, like,

kind of like, "Thriller-esque."

- Just make sure your arms
are monster-y but still have,

like, some type of movement.

Just have that... to it.

And then, out and out.

- Ultimately, Ru just wants
to have a good time.

And I guarantee you,
we're gonna look sickening

and have fun
going down this runway.

Shit.

Don't be doing this to me.

- I want to put
some stuff together

so we can bring Latina flavor
that we have inside.

- That makes me so happy
to hear Latina flavor.

- What about like, hey, here,
ba, ba, ba, throw it,

turn it, boom, salsa.

Spot.

- What?

Of course, the one dance
that he wants to do is salsa.

I don't know how to do salsa.

- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
cha, cha, cha.

And 1, 2...

- For some reason,
it's not gluing to my brain.

- Let's try this if it's better.

- I need to slay this
really hard.

Taka, taka, ta!

- As hard as his rock-solid abs.

No.

Whoo!

- We'll be doing none of that
for this, girl.

- I feel like you want to do
like, birdy sharp movements.

I feel like...
- Should we do this?

Not the Chicken Dance.

We want to win this thing.

- You know,
I'm inputting my vision

for this little dance.

I'm the brains.

And Juanita is the body.

Are we sexy birds?

- Ooh.

- Are we Magic Mike-ing this?

- Now, I need to see if
I can dance in this dress.

- OK.

- My dress is hard to move in.

I'm carrying
around 60 to 80 pounds

of stones on my body right now.

- We might have to do like
a little Electric Slide moment.

- I can barely even do
the Electric Slide.

You know what?

- I love this dress,

but it does not seem to love me.

I'm gonna get out of it.

And we are gon' dance.

- OK.

- OK?

We're gonna figure
something else out.

I'm not wearing that damn dress.

I'm gonna put this dress
to the side.

And we're gonna figure out
some choreography.

So just watch me.
- All right.

- Kick, ball change.

Kick, ball change.

I'm really trying not
to stress Shakira out.

She is doing a lot of things
for the first time today.

And she doesn't need
anything but good energy.

Kick it out.

Twerk it.
Twerk it.

Twerk it.

But I'm starting to get
a little worried.

I have just decided
to scrap my dress.

And I am thinking about,
what am I even gonna wear?

What is she gonna wear?

What is even
the concept of this?

What is I'm gonna do?

What is I'm gonna do?

We get to watch again.

- Rawr.

- It's runway day.

And it's time to put
our daughters in drag.

I'm such a princess.

- OK, Mama, first things first.

Before we can even start
the makeup,

we're gonna have to get rid
of all the fur.

There's a rug.

There's an Amazon
rainforest jungle of hair.

- Wow, bitch,
you have a lot of hair.

Girl, I feel like
I'm at a salon, Mama.

I see hair flying everywhere.

- Just kidding.

Don't do that!

- We have a difficult task
ahead of us today.

We have two faces to paint,
so I'm just hoping

I can keep my
time management on check.

We have to shave your brows too.

- No.

- Can we block them?

- Yeah, we're gonna block them.

- As long as
they're not oatmeal-y.

- Yeah, Plane's are
usually oatmeal-y.

They are?

- I'm saying your eyebrows
are usually oatmeal-y.

- You're so annoying.

Look this way.

- OK.

We are scrambling here
at the House of Cristál.

I had to let go of my
original geode concept

and make some
different decisions.

The dress didn't work out,
so the plan has changed.

You'll be wearing this.

- OK.

- And I'll be wearing this.

I was able to pull one of my
own pieces that I had here.

And Plane had something
that was matching.

She let me borrow it.

I have a lot more to work on.

Now I have to make some gloves
so that we really

bring this look to cohesion.

- Are you ready
to become Latina?

- Yeah.

Latina.

Here we go.

- So how does it feel,
like, with all this?

- It's uncomfortable.

My eyelids are weighed down.

- Yeah.

No, it's gonna be weird.

I'm feeling really great
about this makeover.

I have the most out-of-the-box
concept out of everybody.

It's definitely not
a regular drag queen beat.

I swing big and I take risks.

- I just feel like
you keep piling...

piling more stuff.

Mama, welcome to drag.

- What in the gay mime
is going on here, bitch?

What? What?

- I'm going crazy.

- Did you, like, self-teach
how to do makeup?

- I watched YouTube videos and
just figured it out by myself.

- So it was, like, a lot of
trial and error, I'm assuming?

- For sure.

I used to look so ugly.

- Just a bit of self-criticism,
you know.

- Yeah.
- I feel like...

- I'm all about
the self-criticism.

- Yeah.

- You know, the balance
of being self-confident

and self-criticizing.

God, it's such
a thin line, isn't it?

- Like, I am just really towards

the self-doubting rather
than the self-confident.

- I kind of got that about you.

- It's like,
what is wrong with me?

Like, why am I standing
in the way of myself?

I've always had, you know,
I just feel like

I'm kind of, like,
the oddball in a group,

and always feeling
like I'm kind of

weird and hard to understand.

Like it's hard for people
to really understand

or get me or how I'm feeling.

And they always just
assume that I'm...

she's just, you know,
living her life

in her little world and just...

But, like, I have all these
bottled up emotions.

There are many times
in this competition

where I was riddled
with self-doubt.

And I do low-key have
a split personality.

The self-doubt of me
and the confident in me

are both real.

It's like, looking at
all of these girls,

they're all so confident
and so sure of themselves.

It's is so hard
to keep up, I feel like.

I don't usually share
that easily, my emotion.

And in this moment, somehow
it's just bubbling out.

- Sometimes we stand in
the way of our own greatness.

You are so talented
and so great.

And you wouldn't be here
if you weren't.

- Talking with Juanita
is kind of a blessing.

Because, you know, I feel like
I really needed this release.

- It's OK.

- Now that I've stopped crying,

there's a face ready
to be beautiful.

So I gotta focus on that.

- Did you, like, go
to, like, a dance...

- No, I actually went to college

originally for engineering.

- How did you end up
getting out of engineering

and started pursuing dance?

- I've been dancing, like, my
entire childhood and loved it.

It was the world to me.

I just didn't think it was
a possible career for me.

I guess my plan was
I was gonna go to school

for engineering, get a good job,

and be alone
my entire life and...

- Why alone?
- Be closeted my entire life.

- I was so adamant on,
like, this can't be a thing.

You know what I mean?

Sophomore year of college,
I actually got hit by a car

when I was biking home
from a class.

Damn.

And shortly after that,
I was just kind of like,

life is so fucking short.

- I love to dance.

And I need to follow my dreams.

And shortly after that,
I pretty much

came out of the closet.

I sat down with my parents,
and they were fully supportive

of me pursuing my dreams.

They just asked that
I finish my degree.

And I was like, yeah,
I will absolutely

do that for you guys.

- I actually... I do connect
a lot with your story.

Like, I literally quit
ballroom dance because somebody

told me that it was gay.

You know, I was closeted.

You know, I went to college.

And like, being closeted,

it like, really weighs
heavily on you.

It like, affects really
every part of your life.

I didn't want
to disappoint my family.

- Same.
- I was scared.

But ultimately,
I found the courage

to come out to my parents.

I didn't embrace being gay

until I started cross-dressing.

So my entry into,
like, the gay world

was really just through drag.

We came to a compromise.

You know, I could continue
essentially doing drag

if I finished my education.

And now I'm finishing
a degree in marketing.

I have now been doing
both school and drag

in tandem with one another.

I'm pursuing
my fever dream of being

a silly clown drag queen diva.

- It's crazy what you can do

when you truly do
what you want to do...

- Exactly.
- And live your fucking life.

- Exactly. Exactly.

The chemistry between
myself and Ms. Lazi Susan

is fantastic.

And our connection
and family bond is just

growing stronger and stronger.

And I feel like,
if anything, this is

gonna help us bring
that family connection out

in terms of our makeover.

- Look at this beautiful face.

- My God.
- See?

I see it.

I see a woman.

- It's just the base, honey.
- Morphine.

- Yeah?

It's your theme
the Beauty and the Beast?

- I'm just wondering.

My God, it was just a question.

I keep hearing this bitch talk.

I keep hearing her talk,

and I'm loving
every second of it.

Are you guys mimes?

- Yeah.

- You're not supposed
to talk, so shush.

- We're gonna mime our way
to the top.

- Ooh.

- Somewhere you've never been.

First of all, fuck you, hoes.

But I love it because
one thing I love doing

is reading a bitch down.

And I love when bitches read me.

And I think Miss Luna is
an internal drag queen.

Let me tell you something,
little girl.

- Stay back, bitch.

- Let me tell you something,
little girl.

Hold me back. Hold me back.

We're so close
to the top four, bitch.

Anyone could be placed
in the bottom.

Anyone could get a win.

And I'm still gunning
for that top four placement.

Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk

Head to toe,
let your whole body talk

- Wow.
- Yes.

- Look at them legs.

- Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

She's a Vegas showgirl
at heart, Michelle Visage.

Ru, that's so sweet.

You think I have a heart.

- Thank you.

- It's the doll that's
got it all, Ts Madison.

Now, have you ever
gotten lucky in Vegas?

- Now, Ru, you know
I don't gamble.

But yes, yes, I've
been very, very lucky.

- See, darling, you are a whore.

- And her country breakfast
is always ready...

The fabulous Kelsea Ballerini.

- Thank you for having me.

I'm so excited to be here.

- Welcome.

This week,
we challenged our queens

to transform our
Vegas Pit Crew dancers

into sexy, sexy drag queens.

Tonight on the runway
the category is

Drag Family Resemblance.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

The category is
Drag Family Resemblance.

Up first, Q and Luna.

- It's the furries.

I see the circus is in town.

- We were having
so much fun as these

mischievous little monsters.

And then we start,
like, "Thriller-ing"

down the runway.

It is eclectic and animated.

And I don't know if this is
how she expected to go down

the runway, but I can tell that

she's absolutely living for it.

It is, like, so playful
and, like, fun,

and exactly what I wanted
this challenge to be.

- I think we found where
the wild things are.

- Talk about a one-eyed monster.

Morphine and La Tina.

- Ooh.

- Like mother,
like daughter... whores.

- Yeah.

- I think the look
turned out great.

La Tina is feeling her oats.

She's doing these moves
and, like, posing.

And I'm like, my God,

like, she became
a Love Dion today.

She's giving ass.

She's giving legs.

She's giving body.

She's a little muscular.

She's a bodybuilder Barbie.

- I hate to see 'em go,
love to watch 'em leave.

- Nymphia and Juanita.

- Two flew over
the cuckoo's nest.

- It's time for us
to soar through

the runway 'cause we're
such beautiful birds.

We have this gorgeous feather
bodysuit corset that just

makes us so avian and birdie.

And I believe that Juanita is
flying, catching that wind,

spreading her wings,
soaring through the sky.

For a straight man,
that was really good.

Get plucked.

- Sapphira and Shakira.

- Orange alert, baby.

Mother and daughter
are stomping the runway.

Baby, get over here.

Now walk here.

Turn around and smile.

She's got this showgirl look.

And I've got this mama
of the showgirl look.

We had a time getting
these looks together.

But right now, we are rocking
these orange fantasies.

She is living right now.

I feel wonderful with Shakira.

And we are tearing
the runway down.

- Shakira's hips don't just lie.

They're pathological.

- Plane Jane and Lazi Susan.

Susan don't look so lazy to me.

- Mama, when we hit
the runway, we attack.

We pummel.

We serve.

She's not just trying
to sell the fantasy.

She is living the fantasy,
honey.

We're looking like Bumblebee
from the Transformers.

40-inch pigtails, honey,
my signature Plane Jane

pads that really brought
her hips out in full-on,

you know, Plane Jane
resting bitch face.

I have created
a true drag queen.

- What you gonna do
with all that ass?

- I'd take that Lazi Susan
for a spin.

- Welcome, queens.

Now, before we go to the judges,

I want to see you shake
what your mama gave you

in an extra special performance
of "Super Queen."

Hit it.

She poppin', she dippin'

She spinnin'

She droppin'
she flippin', she winnin'

She's a super queen

She's a super queen

She's a super queen

She's a super queen

She's a super queen

- OK.
- Yeah!

She's a super queen

She's a super queen

She's a super queen

- We have a little mess-up
with the skirt.

But that bitch keeps it moving
because she's a professional.

She's a

She's a

She's a super queen

She's a

Super queen

Super queen, super queen

Super queen

Super queen, super queen

Super queen, super queen

Super queen

She's a super queen

She's a super queen

She's a super queen

- Whoo!

She's a super queen

She's a super queen

- Whoo!

- Wow, that was fantastic.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

First up, Q.

Now, this is Sebastian before.

And this is Luna.

You all look adorable.

This is very Q.

- When you guys
came out on stage

I was like, my goodness.

I live for chaos.

And I was like, there's
so much to take in here.

And that's what I love.

- You have to look like
you resemble each other,

but you have to have
a chemistry on the stage.

And again, Q, I know
that these are dancers.

Did you choreograph it?

- A little bit, yeah.

- Well, it worked.

You know, the things
that you were doing,

the little "Thriller" moves,
they worked for Q.

- I know that Sebastian
is a little timid,

but Luna is not timid at all.

- Actually, she's probably
the shadiest girl

on this stage right now.

- When you saw yourself

in the mirror
for the first time,

what emerged immediately?

- Some type of like,
confidence and just

making me feel
comfortable and not

getting out of that timid
shell that I am as Sebastian.

- Well, thank you.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Morphine.

Now, this is Miguel before.

And this is La Tina.

- Your chemistry was wonderful.

You turned La Tina's face out.

I was like, I'm having
a sapphic moment tonight.

And I saw you struggling,
La Tina, with the skirt.

You know, the show must go on,
and you pushed through.

So I thought, good for you
for doing that.

Where you lose me is the look.

I think the look
is a little simple.

And I think she needs
more than that.

- You are more broad
here at the top.

The key is camouflage.

I would have liked to have
seen a boa or something

around her shoulders.

- And you need to balance
those arms with more hair.

- Feminize her.

Because, baby,
that ass she got back there

ain't nothing
to be tampered with.

Where did you get
all that ass from?

- It's a Puerto Rican ass, baby.

Rican, honey, Rican.

- I'm a Puerto Rican.

- Ooh. Yes.

- Miguel, what do you think
emerged from your personality?

- She brings
the bitch side of myself.

I'm a bitchy...

I like it.

- Well, thank you very much.

- Thank you.

Up next, Nymphia Wind.

Now, this is Jonathan before.

And this is Juanita Wind.

- Performance is all about
self-expression.

It's all about connection.

Watching you made me feel
so much joy.

- This was very, very cute.

Family resemblance?

Yeah, I'll buy it.

It makes sense.

- But I haven't had
the opportunity to see you

outside of yellow
because I haven't

been here every single week.

I would have loved to see you
wear what she has on.

The creation,
this is your daughter.

I really would have loved
to see you look at yourself.

- Did you consider
switching the colors?

- No, I just wanted
to wear the yellow.

I'm sorry.

I will not apologize for it.

- And of course,
it naturally takes care

of the tucking business
'cause it's all covered up.

Did you still tuck
for the hell of it?

I did.

- Well, for the sisterhood,

one must tuck.

Exactly, and what was
your first thought

when you turned around
and looked in the mirror?

- I actually out loud,
I said, "I would."

- Did you?

- Not yet.

- Good answer.

- Well, honey,
the night is young.

- And so am I.

- Up next, Sapphira.

Now, this is Mark before.

And this is Shakira.

- Sapphira, I'm happy
the dancing biscuits are back.

I loved your performance.

I felt like
you were in the choreo.

- You guys had a beautiful
synergy and energy together.

- My issue is
the family resemblance.

- The colors are together,
but the outfits are different.

So it is telling
a completely different story.

Ms. Shakira ate you up
in the outfit.

It's no shade.

Honestly, this was not
my first choice.

I did not bring something
that was danceable...

At all.

And so I had to pivot.

- This challenge in particular,

you do have to have
a family resemblance.

And you kind of can't
talk your way out of it.

And it's not there.

- How do you feel, Shakira?

Me?

I feel like the last couple days

have really been,
like, a lesson for me.

I learned it's not gonna be
perfect, but it can be fun.

- Ultimately, it is what it is.

- Yeah.
- Diana Ross was in "The Wiz."

- But you just gotta let go
and go with the flow.

- Well, thank you.

Up next, Plane Jane.

Now, this is Nick before.

And this is Lazi Susan.

- Ain't nothin' plain
about your Jane.

You hear me?

And ain't nothin' lazy
about that Susan.

- Nope.
- OK?

Her cunt and pussy was on fire.

- When y'all rounded the corner,

it was like the power
just hit us in the face...

Palpable.

- I loved the choreography.

What I love most is
that ass on Lazi Susan.

- Damn!

But my favorite thing
besides that ass, Lazi,

is your stink-ass face that
you were, like, mean-mugging

through the whole thing.

Today, a monster was born.

- Completely family...
Sisters, whatever.

Plane, you let Lazi Susan shine.

- We kind of have... have had
similar journeys in life.

We've spent so long,
you know, trying

to conceal that part of us
that wants to be femme,

and be fierce, and be free.

I'm so, so happy that
I was able to help my sister

let it out tonight on stage.

- And Nick, is there anything
you'd like to say

to the queens
back at Drag Race Live?

- Monster.

- Monster.

- A monster is born.

Where's my contract?

- Very nice.

Thank you, queens.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

All right.

Now, just between
us squirrel friends,

what do you think?

Let's start with Q.

- She and Luna did
something completely

off the rails and different.

She did something smart.

Q really played
to her strengths.

And I wouldn't have known that
she was not a great dancer.

Q went for the absurd.

It stood out.

Morphine.

- I think Morphine played it
just a little safe.

I wanted more.

I wanted more drama.

I wanted more hair.

Should I say more again?

Let me say more again.

No, I agree.

I think that she needed to do
a lot more proportion-izing.

- Nymphia Wind.

- It is a very nod
to their showgirl, you know,

partners that they have
with all the feathers.

- The showgirl look was great.

The beaks were great.

The dancing was nice.

However, I've only
seen her in yellow.

That is the only
critique that I have.

- But I didn't mind it
because "RuPaul's Drag Race"

is a big part about branding.

So when she leaves here,
she's gonna get all the yellow

deals that she wants.
- Sapphira.

Listen.

This was a big drop tonight
for Sapphira.

She was giving us
Shirley Temple,

and the other one was giving us
Latin ballroom competition.

She didn't look bad.

She just looked totally
different to her daughter,

sister, cousin, friend.

Whatever she is,
the family resemblance was not.

- Sapphira and Shakira,
to me, had the least

amount of connection.

All right, Plane Jane.

- Plane Jane just got it for me.

And they both ate it up.

- They looked great.

They danced great.

- The family resemblance
was phenomenal.

Because the transformation,
not just physically,

but the energy
and the fierceness in her eyes

was mesmerizing.
- Yes.

And of course, it goes
without saying, that ass.

- That ass spoke volumes to me.

- Silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, queens.

I've made some decisions.

Q, you turned Luna
into a real party monster.

And we were over the moon.

Nymphia, you proved that
birds of a feather are sluts.

Plane Jane, you served
ham hocks on a Lazi Susan.

And it was finger-licking good.

Plane Jane, condragulations.

You are the winner
of this week's challenge.

- Let's go, Lazi Susan.

- Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.

- You've won a cash prize of
$5,000 courtesy of Monopoly,

"RuPaul's Drag Race" edition.

- I just want
my fourth challenge!

I am in shock.

I'm in disbelief.

But at the same time,
I am in belief.

- And your sister, Lazi Susan,

will also receive
a cash prize of $5,000.

Bitch.

Bitch.

- For that ass.

And as a token
of our appreciation,

all of our dancers will
receive a tip of $1,000.

You three may step
to the back of the stage.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Thank you, Mama.

- That means,
Morphine and Sapphira,

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are both up
for elimination.

- This is my first time ever
in the bottom,

but I already have the victory.

It is already done.

It is written.

And it shall be.

- Two queens stand before me.

Prior to tonight, you were asked

to prepare a lip-sync
performance of "Miss Me More"

by Kelsea Ballerini.

Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

The time has come for you

to lip-synch for your life.

- Girl, my heart is pounding.

This is my fourth lip sync.

I don't care about
my track record.

I want to make
that damn top 4, bitch.

- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

I retired my red lipstick

'Cause you said
you didn't like it

I didn't wear
my high heeled shoes

'Cause I couldn't be
taller than you

I didn't want to lose my friends

But now it's hard
to even find 'em

It's what you wanted, ain't it

It's what you wanted

I thought I'd miss you
when it ended

I thought it'd hurt me

- You know, I noticed Sapphira
trying to go a little bit more

of like, a...

No, baby, I'm here to actually
entertain the masses.

But I miss me more

I miss my own beat
to my own snare drum

I miss me more

I miss my own sheets
in the bed I made up

I forgot I had dreams

I forgot I had wings

I forgot who I was
before I ever kissed you

Yeah, I thought I'd miss you

But I miss me more

- I'm not worried, like, at all.

I'm annihilating this lip sync.

I thought I'd miss you

I thought it'd hurt me,
and I'd want to kiss you

I thought I'd miss you,
but I miss me more

I miss my own beat
to my own snare drum

I miss me more

I miss my own sheets
in the bed I made up

- I'm secretly rooting
for Morphine

to just...

Sapphira out of the competition.

Please.

And I thought I'd miss you

But I miss me more

I miss me more

I miss me more

- That's Mom.

I hope they both stay.

- Ladies, I've made my decision.

Sapphira, shantay, you stay.

- Thank you.

- You may join the other girls.

I love you.

- Morphine, my queen,
you are a hard habit to break.

Now, sashay away.

- Thank you so much
for this opportunity.

It's been an absolute blessing.

And I hope I made my city proud.

- Thank you.

- We love you, Morphine.
- We love you, Morphine.

- We love you.

- Well, shout out to everybody.

I had fun.

Now I can't wait to book
my second BBL surgery.

How rotted.

I cannot believe
I went home with

the makeover challenge, bitch.

You know, I expected to go
all the way to the final four.

But you know, I made it
really, really far.

And I'm just really
proud of myself.

Love you.

- My top four queens,
condragulations.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how the hell are you
gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

- Amen.
- All right.

Now let the music play.

A little bit of love
goes a long, long way

Lifting you up to a brighter day

Can you feel the love

- Next time on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...

For your final Maxi Challenge,

I want you to write memoirs.

Now, this is for
your book cover.

- A photo shoot with Mother?

Dream.

Put this here.

Chin down but long neck.

Lift one leg.

Relax into this pose.

I was riveted.

- I needed to hear you.

And I didn't get that.

- We're hoping
it's gonna be a top four,

but you never know
with "Drag Race."

I've made my decision.

A little bit of love

Goes a long, long way

Lifting you up to a brighter day

A little bit of love

Goes a long, long way

Turn it around
when you up and say

Everybody say love,
love, love, love, love

Love, love, love, love, love

Love, can you feel the love

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