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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,638 --> 00:00:07,340 - guys with kidsis taped 2 00:00:07,374 --> 00:00:08,675 In front 3 00:00:07,374 --> 00:00:08,675 Of a live studio audience. 4 00:00:08,708 --> 00:00:10,343 - here it is. 5 00:00:08,708 --> 00:00:10,343 One spin will determine 6 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:12,112 Who has to take clark and yoda 7 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:12,112 To donny newman's 8 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:13,980 Terrible, horrible, 9 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:13,980 Roller-skating birthday party 10 00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:17,484 This afternoon. 11 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:20,153 - three, yes! 12 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:20,153 Winner, ha ha! 13 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:23,723 Chutes and ladders, 14 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:23,723 Game of steel, uh! 15 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:27,827 I'm watching the football game 16 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:27,827 With my guys. 17 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,863 - is this really 18 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,863 How you make decisions? 19 00:00:29,896 --> 00:00:33,733 - more fun 20 00:00:29,896 --> 00:00:33,733 Than talking it out. 21 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:36,403 - mom, this fell 22 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:36,403 Off your window. 23 00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:38,238 - how? 24 00:00:38,271 --> 00:00:40,273 - we were hanging on it. 25 00:00:40,306 --> 00:00:43,443 - what is wrong with you two? 26 00:00:40,306 --> 00:00:43,443 - run! Run! 27 00:00:43,476 --> 00:00:45,110 Hide in the hamper. 28 00:00:45,450 --> 00:00:46,846 I'll come get you 29 00:00:45,450 --> 00:00:46,846 When the coast is clear. 30 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,150 - those boys. 31 00:00:49,490 --> 00:00:50,417 - baby, we were talking 32 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:53,453 About replacing 33 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:53,453 The blinds anyway. 34 00:00:53,486 --> 00:00:54,721 Guys, what do you think 35 00:00:53,486 --> 00:00:54,721 We should get, 36 00:00:54,754 --> 00:00:56,589 Shutters or drapes? 37 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:59,893 - hey, they don't always get 38 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:59,893 To weigh in on our decisions. 39 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:03,797 - what? 40 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:03,797 - they don't live here. 41 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:06,199 - oh, it'd be cool if we did, 42 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:06,199 Though, right? 43 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:10,170 We could tell each other secrets 44 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:10,170 While we fall asleep. 45 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:13,573 - these guys don't all get 46 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:13,573 A vote in everything we do. 47 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:16,643 We were talking about buying 48 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:16,643 A toy bin, uh-huh? 49 00:01:16,676 --> 00:01:19,789 Then you go out with those two 50 00:01:16,676 --> 00:01:19,789 And come back 51 00:01:19,789 --> 00:01:22,882 With that old card catalog 52 00:01:19,789 --> 00:01:22,882 Thing over there, 53 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:27,870 Which, may I say, 54 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:27,870 Holds nothing. 55 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:30,924 - it's from a simpler time. 56 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:35,395 - okay, hey, no problem. 57 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:35,395 Staying out of your life. 58 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:38,231 - you look so pretty 59 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:38,231 In this picture, aunt marny. 60 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:41,434 - oh, thank you, sweetheart. 61 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:45,372 Oh, you are so lucky 62 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:45,372 To have a girl. 63 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:47,807 The closest my boys come 64 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:47,807 To complimenting me 65 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:50,176 Is punching me in the butt. 66 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:55,115 Girls are so sweet 67 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:55,115 And so quiet, 68 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,850 And you get 69 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,850 To dress them up 70 00:01:56,883 --> 00:01:59,219 And go get your nails done 71 00:01:56,883 --> 00:01:59,219 Together and-- 72 00:01:59,252 --> 00:02:01,454 [gasps] 73 00:01:59,252 --> 00:02:01,454 If I had a little girl, 74 00:02:01,488 --> 00:02:07,527 I would buy her 75 00:02:01,488 --> 00:02:07,527 So many barrettes. 76 00:02:09,294 --> 00:02:10,630 - uh-oh. 77 00:02:09,294 --> 00:02:10,630 [nervous laughter] 78 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:12,832 H-hey. 79 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:12,832 Hey, guys. 80 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,934 Come on, let's go to chris' 81 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,934 House and watch some football. 82 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,503 - football. 83 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,503 - yeah. 84 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:19,406 - * life is 85 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:19,406 How you're living * 86 00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:21,307 - * ooh * 87 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:23,843 - * where you're going, 88 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:23,843 Where you want to be * 89 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:25,512 - * hey, hey * 90 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:27,514 - * you and me * 91 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:27,514 - * ooh * 92 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:30,283 - * we're happy * 93 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:30,283 - * ooh, hey * 94 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,752 - * we need our friends 95 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,752 Like the sun * 96 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:34,353 - * everybody singin' * 97 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:37,457 - * why would you walk 98 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:37,457 When you can run? * 99 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:38,992 * everybody singin' * 100 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:41,293 * why would you walk 101 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:41,293 When you can run? * 102 00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:45,331 - you guys, I'm in trouble. 103 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:48,668 Marny wants to try for a girl 104 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:48,668 Again, I can tell. 105 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,704 - that's insane. 106 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,704 You guys already have four kids. 107 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:53,707 Why do you need more? 108 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:53,707 You're not farmers. 109 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:55,675 - I know, but once marny 110 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:55,675 Gets it in her head 111 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:56,942 That she wants to have 112 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:56,942 Another kid, 113 00:02:56,976 --> 00:02:58,812 There's no stopping her. 114 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,714 - sure there is. 115 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,714 You just say no. 116 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:02,315 I think I know 117 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:02,315 How this works. 118 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:03,550 When I was a kid, 119 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:03,550 I had two hamsters 120 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:06,586 That were very deeply in love. 121 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:08,355 - hey, I try to talk her 122 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:08,355 Out of it, 123 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:10,560 But she goes straight 124 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:10,560 For my weak spots. 125 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:13,193 First thing, she comes out 126 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:13,193 Wearing one of my dress shirts. 127 00:03:13,226 --> 00:03:16,896 Right there, game over. 128 00:03:13,226 --> 00:03:16,896 Pull the crib out of storage. 129 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,565 - okay, so then we'll just 130 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,565 Hide your dress shirts 131 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:20,767 At my place 132 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:20,767 Until things cool down. 133 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,335 - great. 134 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,371 But then she starts throwing 135 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,371 Compliments at me 136 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:28,740 And these little bitty kisses 137 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:28,740 That activates my baby maker. 138 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:31,644 - I'm gonna need 139 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:31,644 Just a little more space 140 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:34,814 If we're going to talk 141 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:34,814 About this. 142 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:38,184 - okay, come on, come on. 143 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:38,184 Here's what you gotta do. 144 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,353 Break out what sheila 145 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,353 Used to say 146 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:41,921 When she wanted 147 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:41,921 To kill the mood. 148 00:03:41,954 --> 00:03:47,227 [brooklyn dialect] 149 00:03:41,954 --> 00:03:47,227 "Hands off the merchandise." 150 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:50,960 - I can't believe 151 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:50,960 You two didn't make it. 152 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,531 - thanks, guys. 153 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,531 I think I can do this. 154 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:53,767 - we're going to have 155 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:53,767 Our phones on us 156 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,702 Until this baby 157 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,702 Opportunity passes. 158 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,238 So if you need us, 159 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,238 You just text 911. 160 00:03:58,271 --> 00:04:00,240 - hi. 161 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:02,242 Why are you guys 162 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:02,242 Always together? 163 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:05,450 - it takes a village, 164 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:05,450 Sheila. 165 00:04:05,450 --> 00:04:06,713 - well, you got your village-- 166 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:08,214 - idiot. 167 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:08,214 Village idiot. 168 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,500 Yes. 169 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,500 I beat you to it. 170 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:13,386 Not an insult. 171 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,550 - um, hey, look, 172 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,550 I talked chris into hosting 173 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,257 A baby cpr class here 174 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,257 Tomorrow night, 175 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:18,892 And I think we should 176 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:18,892 All attend. 177 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:21,394 - ooh, I'm sorry. 178 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:21,394 I'd hate to, but I can't. 179 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,463 Tomorrow night, 180 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,463 I have nothing. 181 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:26,433 - hey, sign us up. 182 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:26,433 Yeah. 183 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,401 The more time me and marny 184 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,401 Are not alone, the better. 185 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:29,936 Now, I've got to get 186 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:29,936 To my apartment 187 00:04:29,969 --> 00:04:31,471 And pack up 188 00:04:29,969 --> 00:04:31,471 All my dress shirts. 189 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:34,774 - I didn't understand 190 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:34,774 Any of that. 191 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:36,760 Okay, come on, ernie. 192 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:36,760 Let's go, babe. 193 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,812 Oh, oh. 194 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,812 Here we go. 195 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:40,480 Oh, hey. 196 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:40,480 Did you go through 197 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:42,415 Those baby sign language 198 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:42,415 Worksheets I gave you? 199 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:43,717 - no, no, never. 200 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:43,717 We're not married anymore. 201 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,752 I don't have to do 202 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,752 Dumb stuff like that. 203 00:04:45,784 --> 00:04:48,655 Bye, ernie. 204 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:52,492 Uh, nick, is this the milk 205 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:52,492 You just used on your cereal? 206 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:54,127 - yeah, it's delicious. 207 00:04:54,159 --> 00:04:55,829 Tastes almondy. 208 00:04:55,862 --> 00:05:00,800 - no, it tastes 209 00:04:55,862 --> 00:05:00,800 Sheila breast milky. 210 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:08,141 - no. 211 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:09,509 - and you drank all of it, 212 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:10,810 Which means I have 213 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:10,810 To ask her for more. 214 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:13,413 - no, no, she cannot 215 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:13,413 Know about this. 216 00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:14,547 She'll hold it 217 00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:14,547 Over my head forever. 218 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:16,490 Oh, god. 219 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:20,520 Oh, god, it's coursing 220 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:20,520 Through my body. 221 00:05:20,553 --> 00:05:24,457 So cold. 222 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:29,896 - guess who just stopped by 223 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:29,896 To sign us up 224 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:31,531 For a cpr class? 225 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:33,700 Miss annoyingly perfect mother, 226 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:33,700 Sheila. 227 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:36,336 - ugh. 228 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:37,704 - what's the matter? 229 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:40,907 - I just drank 230 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:40,907 Her breast milk. 231 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:45,478 - of course 232 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:45,478 She's still breast-feeding. 233 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:46,813 I only did it 234 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:46,813 For three months, 235 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:49,716 But she's like 236 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:49,716 A damn dairy cow. 237 00:05:49,749 --> 00:05:53,586 - that is not the reaction 238 00:05:49,749 --> 00:05:53,586 I was expecting. 239 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:55,488 You know, we did just do 240 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:55,488 A cpr class last year. 241 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,357 Why are we doing another one? 242 00:05:57,390 --> 00:06:00,694 - because she always makes me 243 00:05:57,390 --> 00:06:00,694 Feel like we're bad parents. 244 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:03,630 "Oh, emily, did you not know 245 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:03,630 That stroller only got 246 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:04,764 "Two stars for safety? 247 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:08,680 But I'm sure it's fine 248 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:08,680 For around the building." 249 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:10,603 - our stroller only got 250 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:10,603 Two stars for safety? 251 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:12,706 - oh, it's fine. 252 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:12,706 It works fine. 253 00:06:12,739 --> 00:06:15,775 - honey, we are great parents. 254 00:06:12,739 --> 00:06:15,775 Don't let her get in your head. 255 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:19,346 - I'm not feeling like 256 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:19,346 Such great parents right now. 257 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,514 Recognize this 258 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,514 From gary and marny's? 259 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:24,784 Violet is stealing again. 260 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:24,784 - what? 261 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,853 She told me her teacher's 262 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,853 Thermos was her last job, 263 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:29,756 And then she was getting out. 264 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:31,691 - this is getting 265 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:31,691 Out of hand, nick. 266 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,226 First, it's toys 267 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,226 From her friends. 268 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:35,395 Now, she's stealing 269 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:35,395 From our friends. 270 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:36,930 She is going to end up 271 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:36,930 In jail, nick. 272 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:40,200 She is going to jail. 273 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:40,200 Our daughter is going to jail. 274 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,401 - you think 275 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,401 We might be getting 276 00:06:41,433 --> 00:06:42,769 A little ahead 277 00:06:41,433 --> 00:06:42,769 Of ourselves here? 278 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:44,771 Violet, will you come 279 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:44,771 In here, please? 280 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:48,842 I will talk to her. 281 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:51,511 Violet, did you take this? 282 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:52,979 - no. 283 00:06:53,790 --> 00:06:54,514 - okay, if you tell me 284 00:06:53,790 --> 00:06:54,514 The truth right now, 285 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:55,548 You're not going to get 286 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:55,548 In any trouble. 287 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:58,418 Did you take this? 288 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:58,418 - yes. 289 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:00,587 - listen, I want you 290 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:00,587 To promise me 291 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:02,555 You will never do anything 292 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:02,555 Like this again. 293 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,591 - okay. 294 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,591 I promise. 295 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:05,558 - or you'll go to jail. 296 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:08,280 - honey, I got this. 297 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:12,732 I want you to go to your room 298 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:12,732 And think about what you did. 299 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:18,605 - there's no night lights 300 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:18,605 In jail, violet. 301 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:21,741 - gary, where are 302 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:21,741 Your dress shirts? 303 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:28,815 - okay. 304 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:28,815 Here we go. 305 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:31,451 I sent them 306 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:31,451 To the cleaners. 307 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:34,654 - all of them? 308 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:34,654 - yeah, all of them. 309 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:36,256 You know, I stepped 310 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:36,256 On a ketchup bottle, 311 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:40,627 And it squirted 312 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:40,627 Every single one. 313 00:07:40,659 --> 00:07:42,595 - that seems weird. 314 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,565 - it was. 315 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:52,539 - so... 316 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:52,539 The kids are asleep. 317 00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:55,909 What do you want 318 00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:55,909 To do tonight? 319 00:07:55,942 --> 00:08:01,140 - uh, where did you 320 00:07:55,942 --> 00:08:01,140 Get that from? 321 00:08:01,470 --> 00:08:03,917 - I forgot clark was using 322 00:08:01,470 --> 00:08:03,917 One of your old shirts 323 00:08:04,170 --> 00:08:06,619 As a smock for his painting. 324 00:08:04,170 --> 00:08:06,619 - hmm. 325 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,321 - we make 326 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,321 Such talented children. 327 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:11,324 - I know what you're doing. 328 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:11,324 I know what you're doing. 329 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:13,860 You, uh-- 330 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:13,860 Stay away from me. 331 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:15,628 Okay, okay. 332 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:16,796 No baby kisses, 333 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:16,796 'cause baby kisses 334 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,199 Only lead to one thing-- 335 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,199 Babies. 336 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:21,340 All right? 337 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:21,340 Hey, stop it. 338 00:08:21,340 --> 00:08:23,360 - stop what? 339 00:08:21,340 --> 00:08:23,360 - uh-- 340 00:08:23,690 --> 00:08:24,504 I know 341 00:08:23,690 --> 00:08:24,504 Why you're being romantic. 342 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:25,905 - because I love you? 343 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:29,676 - you don't love me. 344 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:31,277 You want a girl. 345 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:34,799 - no. 346 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:34,799 I want you. 347 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:37,517 - whoa. 348 00:08:37,549 --> 00:08:38,918 [brooklyn dialect] 349 00:08:37,549 --> 00:08:38,918 Hands off the merchandise. 350 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:41,321 Hands off the merchandise. 351 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:44,858 Hands off 352 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:44,858 The merchandise. 353 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:53,990 - I'm just using 354 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:53,990 The emergency key 355 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,702 'cause this fell 356 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,702 Into emily's purse. 357 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:57,103 Is this a bad time? 358 00:08:57,137 --> 00:09:00,240 - no, no, nick. 359 00:08:57,137 --> 00:09:00,240 No, hey, no, no, no. 360 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,108 Come on in, man. 361 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,108 Hey, sit down. 362 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,543 Watch a movie with us. 363 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:05,712 - oh, no, no, no, no, no. 364 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:07,347 You can't do that, nick. 365 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:07,347 Our tv is broken. 366 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,150 - oh, you know what? 367 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,150 She's right, nick. 368 00:09:09,150 --> 00:09:10,350 The tv is broke. 369 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,685 So I have to go 370 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,685 Up to nick's place 371 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,190 To watch a movie. 372 00:09:13,530 --> 00:09:15,880 - oh, no, you don't. 373 00:09:13,530 --> 00:09:15,880 - yes, I do. 374 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:17,357 Oh, yes, I do. 375 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:17,357 And you're so beautiful, baby. 376 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,225 That's why I have to go 377 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,225 Up to nick's. 378 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,402 - I don't want to go 379 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,402 To cpr class. 380 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:30,704 - stop it. 381 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:31,671 - I can't be around sheila. 382 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:34,741 If she looks at me, 383 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:34,741 She will know my shame. 384 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,776 - if we don't show, 385 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,776 We are just going to give her 386 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,945 Another reason to say 387 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,945 That we're bad parents, 388 00:09:39,450 --> 00:09:41,581 And she will milk it 389 00:09:39,450 --> 00:09:41,581 For all it's worth. 390 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:46,520 - oh, hi, emily. 391 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:46,520 Oh, and look. 392 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:49,789 You brought 393 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:49,789 Your own cpr dummy. 394 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:50,857 - hi, sheila. 395 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,459 - what's wrong with you? 396 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,561 - nothing. 397 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,561 Thank you for organizing this. 398 00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:59,599 - so I'm excited. 399 00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:59,599 This is going to be fun. 400 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,670 - oh, I think 401 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,670 I take child safety 402 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,769 Too seriously to have fun. 403 00:10:02,802 --> 00:10:03,903 Hi, sweetie. 404 00:10:02,802 --> 00:10:03,903 - hi. 405 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,805 - well, I didn't mean 406 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,805 Fun fun. 407 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,408 You know, I just meant-- 408 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,408 Oh, to hell with it. 409 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:10,877 - hi, everyone. 410 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:10,877 - hi. 411 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,579 - aunt marny! 412 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,915 - hey, knock it off, 413 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,915 Little girl. 414 00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:19,786 - all right. 415 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:21,888 We're all here. 416 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:21,888 Let's bring it in, people. 417 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:23,790 It's go time. 418 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:27,327 The key today is to learn 419 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:27,327 Proper infant cpr techniques. 420 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,828 So, remember, this is not 421 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,828 A competition. 422 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,764 - yeah. 423 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,764 That wouldn't be fair. 424 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,867 - that's it. 425 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,867 Hey, let's make it one. 426 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:34,934 - all right. 427 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:34,934 My kind of group. 428 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,737 Here we go. 429 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,737 Baby up! 430 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,740 - oh, hey, here. 431 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,740 You want the girl one? 432 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:41,908 Marny wants to try 433 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:41,908 For a girl. 434 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:44,577 - aww. 435 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:44,577 - wait, how did you know that? 436 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:50,483 - I had no idea you guys were 437 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:50,483 Trying to have another baby. 438 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:53,953 - and you weren't supposed to. 439 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,655 Blinds weren't enough? 440 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:58,525 Now you need them weighing in 441 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:58,525 On if we have more children? 442 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:01,528 - nobody's weighing in, marny. 443 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:01,528 Nobody's in our business. 444 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:03,363 - just a little heads up. 445 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:03,363 If you want to have a girl, 446 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,865 It's important to conceive 447 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,865 Early in your cycle. 448 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:13,373 - I'm sensing that it's time 449 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:13,373 For me and marny to leave. 450 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:16,676 We've had a lovely time, 451 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:16,676 Sheila. 452 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,845 Thanks for inviting us. 453 00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:19,913 [electronic buzzer] 454 00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:22,682 Come on, marny. 455 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:26,619 - okay, can anyone tell me 456 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:26,619 What she did wrong? 457 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:33,827 - I just don't understand 458 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:33,827 Why you're talking about 459 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,162 Having another kid 460 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,162 With everyone but me. 461 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,164 - because I can't talk 462 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,164 To you about it 463 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:41,701 When you're in this crazy marny 464 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:41,701 Mode like you're in right now. 465 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,370 - are you guys fighting? 466 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:44,938 - no, we're just talking loud 467 00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:47,574 Because we're in love 468 00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:47,574 With each other! 469 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:50,543 - okay, granted, 470 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:50,543 In the past, 471 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,379 I pushed a little hard 472 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,379 For a girl. 473 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,848 But this is not 474 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,848 One of those times. 475 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:58,518 I can have a rational 476 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:58,518 Conversation about this. 477 00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,652 - okay. 478 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,855 You want to have a rational 479 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,855 Conversation about this. 480 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,890 Let's start 481 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,890 With the pros and cons. 482 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:07,600 Con--we already have 483 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:07,600 Four children. 484 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,964 - pro--I've always 485 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,964 Wanted a girl. 486 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:15,435 - con--we already have 487 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:15,435 Four children. 488 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:18,710 - listen, you know, we're 489 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:18,710 Already in the thick of it. 490 00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:19,739 What's the difference? 491 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:21,608 They say, "Once you have 492 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:21,608 More than three--" 493 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,760 Ha ha, keep it going. 494 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:28,515 Gary, this is important 495 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:28,515 To me. 496 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:31,651 Okay, and this is not 497 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:31,651 Crazy marny talking. 498 00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:33,186 Which, you know, let me 499 00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:33,186 Just put it out there, 500 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:35,889 Is not my favorite nickname. 501 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:39,626 - look, I don't know 502 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:39,626 What to do. 503 00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:51,604 - play you chutes and ladders 504 00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:51,604 For it. 505 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:52,839 - chutes and ladders? 506 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:54,941 You want to play a board game 507 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:54,941 To determine whether or not 508 00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:56,443 We're going to have 509 00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:56,443 Another kid? 510 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,778 - yeah, why not? 511 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:03,917 This board game is why 512 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:03,917 Our son is named yoda... 513 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,585 And not after my father. 514 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,655 - that is true. 515 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,225 All right. 516 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,225 Let's play. 517 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,960 - great. 518 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,963 - come on. 519 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,963 Come on. 520 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,131 [bell dings] 521 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,131 - oh, we have a winner. 522 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:19,599 - yes, yes, yes! 523 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,634 - oh. 524 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:22,802 Look, I don't care 525 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:22,802 How you do it, 526 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,637 But I need you 527 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,637 To beat sheila. 528 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,139 - I don't know if I'm really 529 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,139 In the right space-- 530 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:29,976 - just save the baby. 531 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:29,976 - okay. 532 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:31,644 I can do this. 533 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:31,644 I'm just gonna-- 534 00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:34,800 Visualize victory. 535 00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:34,800 Here we go. 536 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:35,615 - nick, nick, nick, nick. 537 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,840 Look, look, milk. 538 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,840 Mmm. 539 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:47,930 - resuscitate. 540 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,995 - come on, go. 541 00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:53,990 - oh, red light! 542 00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:53,990 Bad parents right here. 543 00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:53,990 [electronic buzzer] 544 00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:57,300 - even if we had a kid, 545 00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:57,300 And it was a girl, 546 00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,571 Where would she sleep? 547 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,840 - we would just move the boys 548 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,840 Into one room. 549 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:04,678 - you put four boys in one room, 550 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:04,678 It doesn't end well. 551 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,846 You know who tried that? 552 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,846 Joe jackson. 553 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,186 [clattering noise] 554 00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:17,190 - is everyone okay back there? 555 00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:17,190 - we're fine. 556 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:21,610 We're just playing loud 557 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:21,610 Because we love each other. 558 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,650 - I love that little wise-ass. 559 00:14:25,650 --> 00:14:28,535 - you see? 560 00:14:25,650 --> 00:14:28,535 You have your boys. 561 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:32,872 You guys understand each other 562 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:32,872 In ways I just do not get. 563 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:36,142 Plus, you get to play football, 564 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:36,142 You get to rough house. 565 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,712 You get to do guy things 566 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,712 Together. 567 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:42,820 I would like just one 568 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:42,820 I could do girl things with. 569 00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:44,784 - yeah, but-- 570 00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:44,784 - and let me just say, 571 00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:47,721 If it was reversed 572 00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:47,721 And we had four girls, 573 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,890 You would want your boy. 574 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:50,757 - mm-- 575 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:53,193 - look me in the eye 576 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:53,193 And tell me you wouldn't want 577 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,950 To keep trying for your boy. 578 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,103 You see? 579 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,271 - okay. 580 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,271 You're right, you're right. 581 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:08,174 Look, if we had four girls-- 582 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:08,174 Hell, if we had ten girls, 583 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,910 I would still try 584 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,910 For my boy. 585 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:14,180 I wouldn't know what my life 586 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:14,180 Would be like without my boys. 587 00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:19,520 - oh. 588 00:15:19,850 --> 00:15:21,187 Let's go for the girl. 589 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:24,724 - really? 590 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,226 - yeah. 591 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,265 What the hell just happened? 592 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,444 - okay. 593 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,444 Everyone's asleep. 594 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:45,945 - good. 595 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:45,945 Because now is the time. 596 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,914 It turns out 597 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,914 The cpr guy was right. 598 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,350 We gotta move. 599 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:51,951 Chop chop. 600 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:54,954 - if that isn't sexy, 601 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:54,954 I don't know what is. 602 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,891 [chuckling] 603 00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,493 - mom, dad. 604 00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,493 The door's locked. 605 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:03,496 - we know. 606 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:03,496 What do you need? 607 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:06,666 - I wet the bed. 608 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:07,934 - go sleep 609 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:07,934 In your brother's bed. 610 00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:09,803 - I wet his, too. 611 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,400 - I hate it. 612 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,400 Sheila's right. 613 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,542 We're the worst parents ever. 614 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,430 - no, don't blame yourself. 615 00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:19,346 I'm the one who lost 616 00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:19,346 Every round. 617 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,948 It's not you, it's me. 618 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,948 Sheila's in my head. 619 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,417 And my tum-tum. 620 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:28,421 - I'm talking about this. 621 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:28,421 - whose are those? 622 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:31,958 - sheila's. 623 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:31,958 I found them in violet's room. 624 00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:34,600 - violet. 625 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:37,330 Did you take these? 626 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,565 - no. 627 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,565 - violet. 628 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,800 - it had a pretty little 629 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,800 Pig on it. 630 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,403 - okay, you are going to walk 631 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,403 Right upstairs to sheila's 632 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,671 And return those yourself. 633 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,639 Both: no. 634 00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:49,342 - it would be embarrassing. 635 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,444 - super embarrassing. 636 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,513 - come on, we are going. 637 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,513 - why do we have to do this? 638 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:54,814 - because we're good parents. 639 00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,516 - well, we don't have to be. 640 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:59,786 A lot of very successful people 641 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:59,786 Come from terrible homes. 642 00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:03,230 - well, there's no keys 643 00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:03,230 Under here. 644 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:08,862 But we got two pacifiers, 645 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:08,862 A bunch of cheerios-- 646 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:11,765 Ooh! Ooh! 647 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:11,765 Stamps, awesome. 648 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,329 [knock at door] 649 00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:14,334 Hey. 650 00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:14,334 What's up, guys? 651 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,736 - hi. 652 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,736 Uh, violet has something 653 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:18,380 She would like to say 654 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:18,380 To sheila. 655 00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:20,400 - oh. 656 00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:20,400 What is it, sweetheart? 657 00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:23,476 - go ahead. 658 00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:23,476 It's for the best. 659 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:27,470 - I took your keys. 660 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:27,470 Sorry. 661 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:28,715 - oh, okay. 662 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,510 Well, thank you 663 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,510 For telling me. 664 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:32,719 I know it's not easy 665 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:32,719 To apologize, 666 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,454 But you were a big girl 667 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,454 To tell the truth. 668 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:38,925 - you feel better now? 669 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:38,925 - I don't know. 670 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,610 - I'm really sorry about that. 671 00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:42,662 - it's not a big deal. 672 00:17:42,696 --> 00:17:44,597 It's pretty common 673 00:17:42,696 --> 00:17:44,597 For kids her age to take things. 674 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,766 - thank you for being 675 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,766 So understanding. 676 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,902 That was really nice of you. 677 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,902 - no, it's nothing. 678 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,700 The truth is, 679 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,700 I used to steal things 680 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:51,905 When I was a kid. 681 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:51,905 - oh, really? 682 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:54,841 - and I'm from a very 683 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:54,841 Well-respected family. 684 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:57,977 - there it is. 685 00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:00,460 - okay, so, on that note, 686 00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:00,460 I think we'll all be going. 687 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:01,881 Right away, please. 688 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,717 - okay, this has gone on 689 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,717 Long enough. 690 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,553 Nick, don't you have something 691 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,553 You want to say to sheila? 692 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,889 - no. 693 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,920 - go on. 694 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,920 It'll be for the best. 695 00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:21,167 - I drank your breast milk. 696 00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:27,400 - you what? 697 00:18:27,730 --> 00:18:31,711 - it was an accident. 698 00:18:27,730 --> 00:18:31,711 It was with some fruit loops. 699 00:18:31,745 --> 00:18:34,114 - oh, my god. 700 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,923 - are you okay? 701 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:46,593 - no. 702 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,662 - is it because 703 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,662 I drank your breast milk? 704 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,600 - stop saying that. 705 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,600 Please. 706 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,669 - stop saying that 707 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,669 I drank your breast milk? 708 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,470 - yeah. 709 00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,720 - I'm just trying to come clean 710 00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,720 About the time 711 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,674 That I was accidentally 712 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,674 Nourished 713 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:03,910 By your rich 714 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:03,910 Mammarian nectar. 715 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:06,880 - come on. 716 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,851 - you're right, emily. 717 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,851 I feel so much better right now. 718 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:17,490 - the boys' sheets 719 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:17,490 Are changed. 720 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:19,492 Let's do this. 721 00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:25,131 [baby crying] 722 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:28,468 - this is never 723 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:28,468 Going to happen. 724 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,360 - at least 725 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,360 Not without some help. 726 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:34,174 Here, hold my horns. 727 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,942 All right. 728 00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:39,546 We are going to have some fun 729 00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:39,546 When they leave. 730 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:43,183 - get away from gary! 731 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:43,183 - hands off the merchandise! 732 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,819 - hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 733 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,819 No, guys, it's okay. 734 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,188 I don't need you 735 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,188 To break things up. 736 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,560 I texted you just so you could 737 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,560 Watch our kids 738 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:52,659 So we can have some 739 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:52,659 Alone time. 740 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,194 - alone time? 741 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,194 - yes. 742 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:58,698 - but I thought-- 743 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:58,698 Both: oh. 744 00:19:58,732 --> 00:20:00,667 - okay, yeah, we'll-- 745 00:19:58,732 --> 00:20:00,667 Uh, whatever you two need. 746 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,200 We're-- 747 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,200 We're here for you. 748 00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:03,203 - oh, hey. 749 00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:03,203 Thanks, guys. 750 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,904 - yeah, thanks. 751 00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:07,207 I guess it's not so awful 752 00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:07,207 Having you guys 753 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,420 So involved in our lives. 754 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,578 - come on, kids. 755 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,578 Time for a sleepover. 756 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,179 - are we going to play 757 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,179 Poker again? 758 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:16,816 - make it real money 759 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:16,816 Or don't waste my time. 760 00:20:22,756 --> 00:20:24,991 - okay, uh, 761 00:20:22,756 --> 00:20:24,991 I can't look, uh-- 762 00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,459 What's it say? 763 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,330 - negative. 764 00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:37,570 Oh, thank god. 765 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,973 - I-I thought we wanted this. 766 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:44,144 - oh, yeah. 767 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:44,144 No. 768 00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:46,513 I was possessed by hormones. 769 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,748 They were telling me to do 770 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,748 Crazy things last week. 771 00:20:48,782 --> 00:20:51,751 - you promised me 772 00:20:48,782 --> 00:20:51,751 You weren't crazy marny. 773 00:20:51,785 --> 00:20:53,920 - I didn't promise you. 774 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:57,791 Crazy marny promised you. 775 00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:01,728 She must be learning 776 00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:01,728 To impersonate regular marny. 777 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:05,231 - she's mutating. 778 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,500 So, uh, 779 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,500 You're okay with this? 780 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,135 - oh, yeah, honey. 781 00:21:09,169 --> 00:21:11,638 The twins are too young for us 782 00:21:09,169 --> 00:21:11,638 To have another kid right now. 783 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:15,442 - [exhales] 784 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,877 Well, you let me know 785 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,877 When the time is right, okay? 786 00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:19,813 - mm-hmm. 787 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,548 - but how will I know 788 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,548 The difference 789 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:25,919 Between crazy marny 790 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:25,919 And regular marny? 791 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,788 - I don't know. 792 00:21:28,822 --> 00:21:32,792 [laughing] 793 00:21:28,822 --> 00:21:32,792 Wouldn't want to be you. 794 00:21:32,826 --> 00:21:34,828 Mwah! 46442

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