All language subtitles for Below.Deck.Mediterranean.S08E11.720p.WEB.h264-EDITH

Besides the personal
stuff going on at home,

there’s also been stuff going
on within the interior.

You’ve been a fake-ass bitch

talking sh... behind my
back since day one.

Focus on your own ed up life.

I feel the need to get off now.

I will never find anyone
who’s as excellent as you.

Goodbye, boat.

Your screaming match with Max

and your screaming match
with Natalya.

If I have one crew member come
to me about you, you’re off.

I just want a cuddle, bro.

Here’s your new stewardess.

So she’s green.

Hello, welcome aboard.

Hi, I’m Lily.
Nice to meet you.

This is the laundry room.
It’s really big.

I just want to make sure
my underwear

and my socks make it
back to my cabin.

My God.

I was like,
,.

Your banter is above us,
so have your banter.

Wait, what happened?

He wasn’t so brave
without you, but now he is.

Lily’s already being influenced
by Jack of who I am.

And now you’ve opened
a book of worms.

Our banter is so sh...

Hey, Lily, is it or not?

They’re playing games.

I don’t know what
she’s talking about,

’cause I’ll see something else.

We give good banter in England.

I mean, you New Zealand,
we have banter, we have banter.

We’re from different places.

I see Kyle and I see drama.

Let me go take a wee wee.

God damn it.

Kyle’s definitely
a stick of dynamite.

He doesn’t need the match.

He just... pew.

Come on, guys.

Can we just behave?

Bro, let’s dance, bro.
I want to dance, bro.

- Go, go, go!
- Go, Maxy!

Let’s go, let’s go,
let’s go, let’s go!

- The bill.
- Done.

Let’s go!

- Let’s go, baby.
- Race, 1-2-3.

She won.

Is it me and the birds
in the taxi?

Yeah.

Guys, I need gum.

You need cum?

- Cum?
- Cum?

My God.

That’s disgusting.

It’s like babysitting.

When I walk downstairs, I don’t
want to see this disaster.

The crew mess,
that’ll be deck’s department.

Keep the crew mess tidy.

Even in between charters.

After your party, you
clean up after yourself.

It’s not a frat house.

God. God.

My God, I’m so excited.

Literally adorable.

My God!

Welcome to Bisu.

It’s a Bisu!

- Here we go.
- Cheers, guys.

Okay.

All right, okay,
all right, okay, all right.

Okay.

Damn right.

Yeah.

Luka is cute, and you’re stupid
if you don’t think so.

He made me feel like
if you’re not on his side,

then he might as well just
be in the sea.

That’s what it kind
of feels like.

No, no, no, no!

Here we go!

I feel like a preschool teacher

trying to get the kids together.

I thought the dramatic days
of the boat are behind me.

Natalya is gone.

I don’t have the time
to babysit.

Let me finish.

Stop putting your hand
in my face!

Let me finish.

Focus on your own ed up life.

So, Kyle and I need to
have a conversation

without alcohol as well.

- Are we going?
- That’s what I heard.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go.
Bye.

White van, white van,
bye, baby, white van.

Guys, how was Lily?

I ain’t saying sh...

I think Lily is very
influenced by Jack.

He’s opinion about...

I don’t think so.
I think Lily is...

I don’t care what you say.

No, I do care what you say,
you know what I mean?

It’s good we have you
on board, you know, like...

It’s giving me some spice,
you know?

Oui-oui.
Oui-oui.

Oui-oui.

Okay, let’s go, guys.

Wait, wait, but hold on.

Why are you going that way?

Baby, baby, baby.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Yeah.

Wait.

No, no.

Coming up...

Lily, are you okay?

I have a fourth stew that
cannot handle her hangover.

Got it.

It’s your captain.

My God.

What’s happening?

I’m dying.

Did you bang her?

- Did you?
- Yeah.

I like Lily, I really like Lily.

She’s pretty, with her
beautiful emerald eyes.

I feel like it’s Christmas,
you know.

- Yeah.
- What’s up?

Yeah.

You wanna go to the sundeck?

- Okay.
- Cool.

- How’s it going on?
- It’s so... ing hot.

How are you?

Yeah, I’m good.
But tired.

It’s hot.

You see Kyle having a
go at me, didn’t you?

Explain to me what happened.

He said I’ve got it in
for the interior team.

I’m trying to turn
everyone against it.

- Do you think that?
- No.

- Thank you.
- You are part of my team.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

My God.

Kyle is a little bit paranoid

about people always
coming to get him.

For you to, like, literally
throw me under the bus

like that,
that’s really hurtful.

I’m not friends with anybody.

I don’t trust a single
ing soul on this boat.

She will throw you
under the... ing bus.

- Not me. Not me.
- I’ve never done that.

- She will do it to you.
- Not me.

But my job right now is just
to keep Kyle under control

because I cannot have Kyle quit.

As much as Jess can
totally do service,

Lily is horrible at laundry,
so I need him.

Thank you, Cheffy.

I literally feel like I’m dying.

Start to make your
body in movement.

My God.

- How’s it going?
- Brother?

- Sleep well?
- No.

Have you done the schedule?

No, not yet.

I’ll do anchor watch
if no one wants it.

Okay.

Did you start at eight or six?

Eight till twelve.

Okay.

I’m usually an engineer, so...

In the past, I’ve never had
to do any kind of paperwork,

but I do cater
the watch schedule

more towards Max and Haliegh.

I can always rely on Lara to not
give me sh... if she breaks late.

And that’s definitely why
she got Lead Deckhand position

because she’s happy
to just push through.

Luka, Luka.
Can you come to the bridge?

Copy, on my way.

Lily, are you okay?

- Good morning.
- Not so good for you.

Why, what’s up?

The way the crew mess was left?
Not okay.

There was booze, there was food.

The garbage was
actually overflowing.

There were plates stacked up
that didn’t get washed.

Even though this is Luka’s
first time of being a boson,

it’s not his first,
second, or third charter.

He knows my expectation.

Being a bosun on a charter yacht

isn’t just about throwing lines
and calling distances.

It’s about making sure that
your schedule is working well.

Is the crew mess clean?
Are the guests taken care of?

Although Luka’s
doing a fantastic job,

I just don’t want him
to get complacent

and take his eye off the ball.

It was so bad.

- Go kick some ass.
- Yeah.

- I know what you mean.
- Yeah, okay, cool. Thanks.

How are you doing? Why do you
have a smile on your face?

Was it good last night?

It’s a very scary place knowing

that my feelings for
Luka is starting to grow

because Scorpio men are known
to be very promiscuous.

Luka stung me and now
I’m frickin’ poisoned.

Where’s Lily?

Like a lot.

- Are you serious?
- Yeah, it’s bad.

Lily?

How are you feeling?

My God.

Okay.

Yeah, okay.

We’re going to clean the buoys
on the swim platform.

Take an hour.

Do you need water?

I can’t handle it right now.

- Okay.
- Sorry.

No, that’s fine.

They’re nautibuoys.

It won’t take long.

Good morning, Kyley, baby.
I brought hangers.

Nice.

Tumi I’m also going to...

I just feel a bit ill.
I’m also going to go lie down.

That’s not going to happen.

Don’t... ing spray me, brother.

I want a burger.

So...

Hey, Kylie.

Okay, let me sit down.

Your new friend.

They feel like
you’re overstepping.

You’re not getting
along with Chef?

No, I’ve always gotten
along with him.

So then what happened yesterday?

Because clearly it’s triggering

and it’s filtering
into this new girl.

I haven’t told her
anything about anyone.

Let’s just stipulate that.

I spoke to Chef at the
table yesterday by himself.

Yeah.

And then she came up to me.

She’s like, I just
want you to know

I have no problems with you.

So if Chef wants to cause
atomic bombs...

Moving forward, I would rather
just communicate with her.

Let me just tell her what to do.

100%.

We’re here to work.

Like, I will be asking,
is supper ready, dinner ready?

But as far as him on my
social media is even blocked,

- I couldn’t care.
- Yeah.

Honestly, at this point,
I don’t know what

it’s going to take for Kyle
to just keep quiet.

I just think it’s who he is.

I don’t know how to handle that.

Like, I really can’t be
handling men in their 30s.

I’m sorry.

- No one must come irritate me.
- I get it.

That’s bullsh...

Okay, well, I appreciate you.

Of course, friend.

Jack, Tumi, Luka.

Meet me in the crew mess for
a preference sheet meeting.

Copy.

- Hello.
- Hello.

It’s charter number six.

Michael Stevens, the CEO of
a dental implant company

in California.

Michael will be joined
by his wife, Connie,

couple Cliff and Carmen,

Simon, his friend, Amish,

and Denver based Greg and
his fiancé, Jennifer.

Guests would like to enjoy
snorkeling and diving

at the Christ of the Abyss
underwater monument.

Haleigh’s going to be
joining them because

she has a lot of
dive experience.

Okay.

Dinner on the first night should
have a 007 Casino Royale theme.

Primary requests to have
an opera singer come aboard

to sing "Happy Birthday."

Late night snacks are welcome.

Okay, full steam ahead.

- Yeah.
- Awesome.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

This is clean.

What is, is this clean?

The ironing we’ll get to,
let’s just... ing fold

because this laundry looks
like a sh... show.

She’s just sleeping
at this point.

She needs to get the up.

She can’t be sleeping all day.

Honestly, take charge because
anything I say is taken like

to the next... ing level so
I’m not saying anything anymore.

Hello, I just want to check
on you. Are you okay?

You want something, water?

Thank you.

Wait, I have a fourth stew that
cannot handle her hangover.

I’m gonna go wake her up.

What cabin is she in?

Port forward.

- Gotta get up.
- I agree.

Thank you.

It’s Sandy.
I need you on deck.

It’s your captain.

I need you on deck.

I heard you’re
hungover, vomiting.

Are you okay?

Okay, so this is a real job.

Okay, all right.

Yes.

If this happens again with Lily,

I’ll have a serious
conversation with her.

Next time you go out,
maybe not drink as much.

Ciao.

Hi. I am having a 007 party,

and I would
like some good entertainment.

Sorry, please repeat that.

What the is a mentalist?

A mentalist?

It has nothing to do
with the theme,

but there’s not many options.

It’s totally
a made-up profession.

I mean, it’s like a bougie
way of just saying

that you’re a psychic.

Hey, what time would you
like to have him?

Let’s say 7:30.

- Perfect.
- Thank you so much.

- Bye-bye.
- Bye.

Okay.

My God.

Hi, I’m now up
to doing some work.

Can you check all the day
heads and clean them all?

- Yeah.
- The toilets.

And can you clean
our toilet, too?

Yeah.

My God.

I think I drank a bit too much.

- Hey!
- Hey!

me.

How are you feeling?

- Just a little bit bad, but...
- Really sick?

Really bad.

Are you still throwing up now?

Not since 15 minutes ago.

Really?

Ing hell.

But I get it.
I’ve been there.

But I will get all of this done.

It’s a lot of
work to manage Lily.

She’s not retaining information.

I know she can do it.

I’m just trying to find the how.

So I would focus on
the uniform now.

Just get it done as quickly
as you can and send that back.

You’ve got a lot
of laundry going on there.

Tumi!

Tell me about the guests.

They’re all dentists.

By the way, are you
going to sing for us?

I think my voice is
a little bit affected

by lost nights screaming
and shouting like I do.

My love for opera started
when I was quite young.

In the car, we would have
Phantom of the Opera, the CD,

and I still carry that with me.

You killed it.

It wasn’t bad.

Amazing.

The guests are going
to love you.

I still believe I am destined
to be an opera singer.

Yeah, goose bumps.

Everything is an
extra on my body.

- Sleep tight.
- It’s all I wanted.

Don’t let the bed bugs bite.

All of this we have here.

The Brit is back.

Hey, hey.

I’m going to make your day now,

because you’re going
to take them diving.

- Really?
- Yeah.

So you’re going to go
this afternoon.

The people that are taking them,

you need to email them
your certificate

and your wetsuit size.

Okay.
Yes, yes, yes!

All crew, all crew.

Guest arrival is at 12:15.

Interior, interior,
can we have a meeting

in the crew mess, please?

Easy peasy, lemony squeezy.

Yesterday, I ended up
finishing off the tasks.

You did?

Right.

How do you feel
your first trip was?

- The next one will be better.
- Yeah.

I started off yachting
during a charter.

- Yeah.
- So I get it. It’s a lot.

Everything’s confusing.

But I think the biggest thing
is like having initiative.

Yeah.

And we’re obviously here
to ask questions.

So, Jess, it would be great
if you could just...

Tumi, Tumi, Sandy.

Go ahead.

Yeah, can I get my
clothes brought up?

I don’t have any clean shirts.

Copy.

I put it in this morning.

Let me just double check.

Okay, so with laundry,
we need to send things up.

So I’ve always like
sent things as they go,

just to clear out the laundry.

And it doesn’t
look like a cluster...

It’s not ironed.

- Okay, that’s fine.
- The iron’s on right now.

Okay.

- Good morning.
- Hey, good morning.

- I’m sorry about that.
- No worries.

I do bridge deck aft.

Thank you, Monsieur.

I love you so much.

I love you too, baby.

There’s so much sh... still here.

So I’m like, what?
Like, what?

Are you sure you finished
the list, girl?

Lily, Lily, Tumi.

Can you come to laundry, please?

Coming.

I think she’s going
to become very relaxed.

And that’s going to
be the downfall

Very true.

You didn’t steam these.

And these weren’t done either.

And Sandy’s stuff wasn’t done.

My pet peeve, if you say done,
I assume it’s done.

There we go again.
Back to step one.

That was a list from last night,
not the list from today.

Felt like the interior
had been breaking down.

And I’m the one who’s broken it.

Like, everyone
doesn’t realize how little

experience I’ve had in laundry.

There was literally no
laundry room on the other boat.

There’s no winning here.

It’s only failure
and no positivity.

Sorry, Jess.

It’s fine.
Just another challenge.

100%.

Coming up...

Nice to meet you, Mike Stevens.

More yacht.

Why is he throwing stuff at you?

- Because he’s a dickhead.
- I’m sorry.

All crew, all crew,
in your whites now.

Let’s meet on the dock.

Is this the blue bin
you put the rags in?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Okay, let’s go.

Here they come.

Okay, turn on that smile.

I’m so... ing excited,
I’m jacked.

Hi.

Hi guys, nice to meet you.

- Welcome.
- Mike Stevens.

- Welcome aboard.
- Thank you.

Our chief stew Tumi’s gonna
give you a little tour

and get underway.

Let’s get this party rolling.
Let’s go.

That’s the gang plank.

- Ladies first.
- Thank you.

- All right, cheers!
- yeah!

To a good trip.

Over here, this is
our main deck aft.

You know you’re on a yacht when
they have to give you a tour.

Hey, Eddie!
Yo, focus!

This group is already
out of control.

We’re gonna head on up.

This is where you will
have most of your meals.

Now we’re talking.

We can have a nice meal here.

Tequila.

I’m gonna take you guys
down to your cabin.

Cabins.

This is the master cabin.

This is our room, babe.

This is amazing.

Dude, I’m so excited
to sleep with you guys.

Get cozy.

Here are your shots.

More air.
Azul and margarita.

The pilot is on board.
I’ll bring him up to the bridge.

I have a margarita made for you.

There we are.

My gosh.

These dentists are
actually having

the best time of their life.

Where were these guys when I
was getting my teeth extracted?

It’s literally paining
so much on the side here.

You need to see the dentist.

I like that shirt, by the way.

you!
Why’s he throwing sh... at me?

Why is he throwing stuff at you?

Because he’s a dickhead.

Release the lines and
start taking up on the anchor.

Don’t drop the good stuff.

Okay, you’ll cross first, Haley.

- I cross.
- Yeah.

He’s gonna be throwing sh...

I’m sorry.
We have no control of him.

Okay, that is all lines on.

Start pulling the anchor.

You’ve got four meters on
the port quarter.

Eleven meters starboard side.

What’s down there?

That’s the crew area.

Anchor home.

Yep, you are all clear.

Awesome.

All right, Luka, I’m all set.

Thank you very much.

That’s the pilot off
and the pilot boat away.

This is... ing sick.

It’s sick, isn’t it?

Okay.

Okay.

Hey, Chow, let’s go get Amish,

because we’re gonna
sit down for lunch.

Where is Amish?

Go yourself.

He’s sleeping.

Is he not coming to lunch?

- No.
- Perfect.

Lovely.

This is... ing paradise, dude.

Would you like some water?

Can I get you still
or sparkling?

What sauce have we got here?

Do you want Tabasco as well?
But I think...

I put that on the table
there for you.

Yeah.

I don’t owe Jack anything.

This is how it is at this point.

It is all work-related,

and that’s solely
what I’m focusing on.

Trying to rekindle
and become bum-chums.

This is not the place.

She likes a lot of nuts.

Yeah, I do too.
Trust me.

Okay, get back to work.

What’s up?

Where have you been all day?

Haven’t seen you all day.

Why are you always hiding?

You know what?
You’re always gone.

I’m so busy.

Usually, if I’m not
in a relationship,

I’m doing a fling, I guess, so.

I don’t normally get
into trouble, but if I am,

it’s usually got something
to do with the ladies.

Always bites me.

- Okay, bye.
- Ciao.

- This.
- The whole thing, right?

Ooh, I love the zucchini.

- Here’s a nice one.
- Clear.

We have skirt steak
and chimichurri.

Clam and muscle vongole.

Wow, look at that.

- This is as good as it gets.
- Yeah.

- Very blessed.
- They’re happy.

Good.

Italians don’t serve
spaghetti without a spoon.

Yeah, yeah.

I’m double-fisting.

What do I do next?

So, if I have all the
deck hands on deck,

send me someone down here
to take the garbage out, please.

One on garbage,
like the whole boat.

Max is on his way.

You can go set the
anchor through

the water line, starboard.

You guys are going at 4:30,
I believe, for the dive.

And then as the rest of the crew

just want to do
some watersports here.

Yes.

We’re going to get the slide
and everything out.

Droppy, droppy.

That’s four shackles out.

Great, I’m all set.
Thank you.

Should we start with the tender
and the skis?

Yeah.

Haleigh and Max, can you go to
the swim platform, please?

Max, can you come help
us with the tender?

I can.

- Okay, ready, coming up?
- Coming up.

It’s almost ready, buddy.

He’ll do it.

Yes!

Hey, guys.

Okay.

What’s your time then?

4:13.

I’m the late one now,
but I’m on till 12.

That’s the problem.

Luka!

Yeah?

- Who stays up late?
- I’m on ’til 12.

She’s on ’til 12.

Problem is from 12 til 3.

That’s when I’m running up
and down, I’m making cocktails.

That’s what killed me last time.

I take the break
two hours, wake up,

then I go to sleep
when Kyle wakes up

and I wake up when
Kyle wakes up.

Yeah, perfect.

I will just take an
earlier break

so that I can help Kyle out
until a bit later.

help out wherever needed.

So Luka’s going to have
to adjust the schedule

to fit into everyone’s
sleeping patterns.

And if I get tired, I get cranky

and it’s not a good
look if I get cranky.

Not cute.

Second chile.

And break.

Here’s the diving boat, guys.

Hi.

Luka, Luka, the guest
on the way down. Four guests.

Simon and Amy
are staying behind.

I’m Haleigh.

- Linda.
- Linda.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

So what, we’re just
doing the one tank.

At the price of the others.

Okay.

I know, I’m so very excited.

This is my bread
and butter, right?

Max, Max, come to
the swim platform, please.

- You and Max are going?
- Yeah.

Grab all this stuff,
towels, drinks, snorkel.

Enjoy, guys.

Thank God, they left.

I’m going down.

- What are you doing?
- Look at this ashtray.

Is that from you
being here for two days?

- No.
- That’s disgusting.

My God.
What a day.

Why?

Coming up...

Where are the deck hands?

Max, where are you guys?

I need someone on deck.

You.

You got to figure
your schedule out.

Let’s get this party started.

Okay, do you want the black ones
or the blue ones?

I don’t care.

Just pull as much
as you can, all right?

You can sit there, and I can
help you put them on for you.

- Sure, I’ll do that.
- Okay.

Diving is what started me
out in being on boats

and, like,
my whole ocean career.

I have over
15,000 vlogged dives.

Yachting’s not, like,
super familiar for me,

but, like, diving is.

Like, that is one thing I
really, really... ing know.

And also, too,
like, I don’t have to talk

when I’m underwater.

That’s pretty... ing cool,
too, so...

Whoo!

Did you touch it?

Yeah!

Did you just
put alcohol in this?

Um, I used that spray bottle.

The vinegar one?

No, the alcohol one.

You think it was
either or, to be honest.

Okay, that’s what I’ve done.

I don’t like to train.

I like people to
just know what to do,

but Tumi is my chief stew
at the end of the day,

so I just have to
do what I’m told.

Wait, does this even fit?

No, this is not going to fit.

I don’t like
to teach people things.

I’m a sponge.
You can be a sponge.

Do you want to just knock
out that primary dress first?

Okay, yeah.

What are you doing?
You’re in the tender.

Okay.

Who hasn’t gone on a break?
No one’s gone on a break.

On a break?

Yeah, no one’s
had one, have they?

- We’ll figure it out.
- Yeah.

- This is now done.
- Now done?

Okay.

All right.
Cheers.

There’s the napkin cupboards,
then there’s rings.

Underneath the rings,
you’ll see space.

Thanks.

You can take those napkins out.

Do the same thing,
but do it with the black.

There you go.

Like this?

Yeah.

And then you fold that way,
that other way,

and then you just
put the ring on.

It’s important for me to show
Lily how to fold napkins

or train her in some way,
because she needs to learn.

And I also want to
cover my tracks, you know?

Like, I want to say,
I showed you.

But could you imagine
if she came up as a top stew?

I would be like, I did that,
I groomed you.

It’s a pleasure.

I’m going to change.

- Yeah, you go change.
- Okay, I’ll be back.

Okay, are we ready to go back?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Copy that.
I think we can see you.

Look at her drive that boat.

- She’s a pro.
- She is.

The tongs.

Hey, Haleigh.

- How was it?
- Good, how are you?

Good.

Yeah, she is great.

We’d definitely rather
give Max or Haleigh a break.

A person that’s in a little
bit of a higher position

should never take a break
before their teammates.

Luka knew that we
had an excursion

since the beginning
of the charters.

So at that stage,
should have given breaks

earlier before that.

But it’s just what it is.

You know, I’m not going
to throw a hissy fit

or a tantrum like Max.

Just come back for
one hour to help us pack up

and then you’ll finish
for the night.

What?
What is your problem?

One way in, one way out.

Can you shut up a little bit?

My friend it’s so heavy.

What the?

We don’t have time to... ing
sit around and wank.

I’m just going to deal with it.

Hello, Tumi’s phone.

Hi Mateo. Fantastic.

I will call you back shortly
with regards to everything else.

Thank you so much.

Your act is at
the dock for pickup.

Sweet baby Jesus.
Let me go find him, here.

What’s wrong?

I need a mentalist
to be picked up.

What’s mentalist?

That’s the person
that reads your mind.

We can launch a tender,

but it’ll take us
15, 20 minutes.

We’ll have to put
it in the water.

There could have been better
communication on both parts,

but it would have been nice

if, like, maybe Luka
came up to me and said,

yo, do you need
a tender later on?

We’re pulling it up.

That’s what’s happened
on my past boats.

Yo, we’re going
to launch a tender.

Why are we launching a tender?

She needs someone picked up.

We need someone
picked up at the dock.

Christ! Why didn’t you
say something before it?

To me, it’s pretty
ing straightforward.

The bosun goes,
talk to the chief stew,

they communicate about what’s
going to happen later on

during the day,
during the night.

This is definitely the
first time that some cracks

are showing in their
experience in these positions.

Like, what did you guys do
the whole day on the boat?

Have a... ing tea party,
you know?

I’ll pick them up, Max,
you can go down and shower.

You want I go, bro?

No, no, you go on a break.

I got it.

Dinner’s tonight.
It’s going to be three courses.

I know Americans
love pork belly, right?

Yeah, right?

Well, I’m going with it.

Pork belly is quite popular
in Northern Italy.

I’m going to roll the
pork belly in honey as well

to give it a nice
caramelization.

Mamma mia.

Ciao.

You can come on.

- Perfect.
- Hey.

Looks good.

Copy, on my way.

- How are you?
- Fine, thanks, are you?

I’m good.

I hear you’ve got magic powers.

Yeah.

My whole thing is if guests
are happy, then I’m happy.

And right now,
there’s no complaints.

007.

I didn’t, like, up.

No, I can actually
do something right.

Miss Moneypenny.

- 006 is right here.
- You’re an idiot.

Shut the up.

The mentalist is
ready for you guys.

- What is?
- The mentalist.

Right out here.

Let’s go.

Just some fun
times before dinner.

Ooh.

How many of you know
what a mentalist is?

I have no idea what
the is going on.

I accuse you, but you have a
drink, you head.

I don’t think anyone
knows what a mentalist is.

Can you pay them not
to read my mind?

Now I want to try an experiment.

Can I ask you to help me?

I’m going to ask you to think
about a very famous place

that you’ve never been before,

but maybe you want
to visit in the future.

Try to project to me this place.

For the first time,
can you tell everybody

what place are you
thinking about?

- Australia.
- Australia.

- Like this?
- Yes.

Sh...

Amazing.

- Really?
- Thank you very much.

This was amazing.

Lara, Lara.
You can go down.

Copy that.

Think about a card.

Please write it here.
Okay.

Under the cards.
Please draw something.

Can you tell all of us what’s
the card are you thinking about?

- The King of Spades.
- The King of Spades.

- Yes.
- Please show it to everybody.

My goodness!

Shoot.

That was amazing.

How’s it going?

You also have like a sort of
drawing in your mind, correct?

Can you see what you draw?

- Sure.
- Okay.

What is it?

- It’s a spade.
- It’s a spade.

So...

Maybe something like this.

Yeah.

Thank you.
You are awesome.

Bravo. Bravo.

- Thank you.
- Bravo. Bravo.

Thank you.

Tumi, the mentalist is
ready to go back to the dock.

Copy.

- Mine is in my...
- Thank you, my friend.

Thank you.

Chef, Chef, Tumi.

- 15 minutes?
- Copy.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Really nice to meet you.
- See you.

Bye.

Did you enjoy your nap?

It was amazing.

I don’t remember falling asleep.

We touched Jesus.

You touched Jesus?

It was weird.

And that’s when you feel
like everyone

in interior didn’t like me.

No, it’s not that.

I think if Tumi and Kyle
see you working hard

and always doing something...

Yeah.

Then they’ll respect you more.

Yeah.

Do we have any deck
hand available

just to carry things up, please?

Deck crew, deck crew,
come in for Kyle.

Are these clear, yeah?

Yeah, they’re clear now, man.

Okay.

Don’t forget the toiletries.

Yeah, I haven’t done that yet.

This looks good.
I need some chocolates.

So your first course,
pork belly,

pork cuervos, apple puree
and carrot salad.

- Enjoy.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Really hot.

Pork chops and applesauce.

- Okay.
- Okay, ciao.

Bye, ciao. Grazi.

Howdy, Luka. If you can
just send some assistance

in the galley just to clear
some of these dishes.

Where’d you get those shades?

If I told you I’d
have to kill you.

- Are they X-ray?
- The only reason I wear them.

X-ray, baby.

Is any of the
deck hands helping?

No.

Luka has gone to go
drop off my mentalist.

But where are the rest of them?

Deck team, deck team.
Is anyone up?

Max, Max, come in for Kyle.

Anybody answer you?

Where are the deck hands?

Max, where are you guys?

Max, where are the deck hands?

Luka, where is everybody?

No.

I’m here. Lara’s just in
the cabin and Max is down.

We only got you on deck?

That’s not okay.

I can get Lara as well.

Yeah, we need help with service.

We always have
two people on deck.

This isn’t okay, Luka.

Okay, sorry about that.

I need someone on deck, you.

Are you usually on
deck at this time?

Okay, but I need...
you gotta come on deck.

It’s important to have at
least two deck hands on board

in case of an emergency.

I have to be able to maneuver.

We have to haul the anchor.

Not only is it safety,
we have guests on board.

It’s about service.

The deck team, they’re there
to support the interior

because now it’s all about
the food, the service,

because there’s no water sports.

- He’s got to figure this out.
- I’m coming.

Okay.

You can’t only have one person.

I need two.

I’m not happy.

Luka, where are you?

I’m coming to the crew mess.

I’m not very happy.

Okay.

The priority is this.

- Yeah.
- The food.

- Okay.
- Get Max up.

This is the stuff
that makes me mad.

Okay.

You got to figure
your schedule out.

It’s just they
didn’t get a break.

I don’t like when
she calls and calls.

The deck crew needs
to... ing answer.

Okay.

Ing hell.

Next time on
"Below Deck Mediterranean"...

I can’t trust her.

There’s towels
all over the floor.

You haven’t done the twin.

My patience is gone.

Under those conditions is
how I decide to keep crew.

You okay?

There’s something not right
with me right now.

Can I get a ride for a
crew member

to get them to the doctor?

It’s not fun for me
to tell you this.

He’s a problem.

You have to get
him under control.

Under control, got it.

Or he’s off the boat.

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