All language subtitles for The A-Team (1983) - S05E10 - The Crystal Skull (1080p x265 EDGE2020).eng

[car in the distance]

DISHPAN: This is the easiest
assignment Stockwell
has ever given us.

Tracing down
this little trinket.

But it counts.
It counts against the total
number of missions, right?

That's what Stockwell said.

He called it a freebie.
Still I don't like it.

Frankie, give them
some smoke.

(CAR TIRES SCREECHING)

"The man who chases
too many dollars,
chases disappointment."

It's too long.

Eight words. Eight words
is the ideal fortune
in a fortune cookie.

Okay, then it's dumb.
Besides, it's not true.

"Man who must write 200
fortunes by Monday,

"needs support
of all friends around him."

Two hundred over the weekend?

Listen, pal, they don't stop
eating fortune cookies
on the weekend.

They must eat at least
14 million Sunday night alone.

Well, I hope you're
getting paid by the cookie.

You know, you better crank
this up, they should be here
any minute.

Go. We'll take
these guys for a ride.

Yo, check this out.
Look at this thing.

What the...

This thing is cursed, man,
I can feel it in my bones.

There's no such thing
as a curse.

Man who do not believe
in curse, may suffer bad luck.

(ENGINE FALTERING)

What was
that disturbance?

Did we take a hit?

All right, saddle up, boys,
this is where
we're jumping out.

We gonna jump?
We gonna jump?
All right.

Could you hold this a second?

FACE: Well, why
do I want this thing?

Hey.

MURDOCK: I don't want
to be stuck with
this thing. Hey, Face!

(GUN FIRING)

(ALL YELLING)

(CHATTERING IN
INDIGENOUS LANGUAGE)

(GUN FIRING)

(ALL YELLING)

FACE: What took
you so long, huh?

Did you forget
something? Here.

Oh, there it is,
we were looking for that.

Make sure this
isn't busted.

Thanks for dropping in
when you did, 'cause
those guys were about to...

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

DISHPAN: Looks like
it's in one piece.

(CHIEF SPEAKING IN
INDIGENOUS LANGUAGE)

(SPEAKING IN
INDIGENOUS LANGUAGE)

I think he's trying
to say thank you.

Thank you?

English.
Oh, you speak English.

English, English,
yeah, English.
Yes, yes, yes.

My name is Murdock,
H.M. Murdock.

Murdocka, Murdocka.

(SPEAKING IN
INDIGENOUS LANGUAGE)

Murdock. No "Ah."

Murdocka.

Listen, could anyone tell us
where we are?

You're on Toga.

Do you have a radio?
Or telephone? Telephone!
No.

Oh, now wait a minute,
what's going on here, huh?

He has saved our people
from disaster.

He is the answer
to our prayers.

The Great King Murdocka
has been sent here
from the heavens.

(ALL CHANTING)
Topu.

Or not topu.
That is the question.

MURDOCK: But apparently
I just did them
a real big favor

by driving off the warrior
tribesmen of Toga Toga.

FACE: Toga Toga?

MURDOCK: Yeah,
that's their cousins from
across the bay.

They used to live in peace
for years, but now,

lately they've been
coming over here and bagging
people for their island.

DISHPAN: Is there a population
shortage or something?

MURDOCK:
Headhunters.
What?

Yep. Headhunters.

(STAMMERING)
Right at the neck.

They hunt heads?

See all those little sacks
that they left behind?

DISHPAN: Those are
heads in there?
That's it.

DISHPAN: Don't worry I've
activated the homing device.
FACE: Good, good.

MURDOCK: Hannibal and B.A.
should be able to
triangulate us from that.

(SINGING IN
INDIGENOUS LANGUAGE)

Make thunder! Make thunder!

No, no, no, no, no, Chief.
Chief, I only make thunder
once a week.

Monk! He look like monk.

I look like a monk?

I heard you talk about them
before. Where are these monks?

In monastery.

Do they have a telephone
or radio?

Yes. Radio. Talk in box.

Where is this monastery?

On island of Toga Toga.

Toga Toga. Well, at least
we know where there's a radio.

It is custom.
King must take bride.

Most beautiful woman
of all island.

Oh, look, Chief, I mean,
I couldn't possibly choose
the most beautiful...

You do not have to choose
right away.
Good.

Romance all women.
It is duty of King.

I would have been
perfect for this job.

But if King fails
to please even one,

it is proof he is not god.

What's the penalty?

Death.

Patea!

(SPEAKING IN
INDIGENOUS LANGUAGE)

Patea!
This man is hut builder.

Build hut for this man.

Hut fall down in rain storm.
Man very angry.

Throw fire-bone in
builder's hut.

Burn hut to the ground.

Now both men want
hut built for them.

Patea. Justice.

Patea. A hut is
very important.

Therefore these two men

will rebuild each other's hut.

And until they are finished,

they will live together
as hut-mates.

And learn to respect and love
each other for all time.

For in the words
of the great god Joe Namath,

Hut, hut, hut, hut,
hut, hut, hut.

(ALL CHEERING)

(RADAR BEEPING)
It's getting stronger,
Hannibal.

Yeah?

Shorten the triangle,
see if you can pin them down.

Heard there was cannibals on
some of these islands.

(PHONE RINGING)

Hello, General.

Where are you?

Five miles west
of the Toga Toga Islands.

Well, you're off course,
the rendezvous is Kantalia.

I know that.
We had a slight delay.

You have the crystal skull?

Not exactly.

Well, if you're on the beach,
catching rays, Colonel Smith,

I will rescind my offer
of a mission credit for this
simple pick-up and delivery.

Stockwell, the plane crashed.
They had to parachute.

You know the President plans
to return the skull
to King Fassad of Baraq

tomorrow evening
at a state dinner.

I'm aware of that. My first
priority is finding my men.

Just keep in mind,
if the President fails
to keep his promise,

this could result in strained
relations in the Middle East.

Sorry, General,
the Middle East
will have to wait.

FACE: I'll tell you guys
I'm not crazy about spending
the night here, all right.

I just hope Hannibal's
closing in.

(SPEAKING IN
INDIGENOUS LANGUAGE)

Your wedding date
has been set.

I haven't chosen a bride yet.

Your friend
has chosen for you.

So, I might have...
FACE: Frankie...

...made
an offhand comment
about this lady

I thought was
particularly cute.
FACE: Frankie.

I am Leesa,

your humble servant.

I do as you command.

No, no, no,
you're not my servant,

and you don't have to do
as I command.
I mean I can't...

This woman will not serve me.

This woman will be my equal.

The women's movement
comes to Toga Island.

It is time for you
to bless the meal.

Let us be thankful
for the peace and joy
here on Toga today

and for this bounty
that is before us.

May we continue to prosper
and love, forever...

Well said, my son.

It's the monks!

Oh, boy, are we glad
to see you guys.

Yeah, we heard
you have a radio.

(SPEAKING IN
INDIGENOUS LANGUAGE)

It seems we have a new god
on the island of Toga.

(STAMMERING)

Can I speak to you
behind the totem pole here?

Hi, I'm H.M. Murdock
from Washington, DC.

I am Brother Marino,
this is Brother Francisco.

We bring the word of God
to these islands.

That's wonderful.
It really is wonderful.

I mean, let me explain
what's going on here.

I know what
it looks like.

See, we're trying
to get out of here.

And these people,
they mistook

me and the skull...

We understand.

That's a relief.

This man is not a god.

We see him make magic.

Fall from sky.

Bring thunder stick.

Bring sacred head.

(ALL CHEERING)

The great Murdock
will pass the test
of the great Tatoopoo.

Tatoopoo?
What's the Tatoopoo?

The test of immortality.

Wait a second here,
the only way
to test immortality,

would be to see if a guy

is mortal.

(SPEAKING IN
INDIGENOUS LANGUAGE)

(NATIVES CHANTING)

Tomorrow at dawn,
the test of fire.

(NATIVES CHANTING)

MURDOCK: No. No. No.

DISHPAN: Listen, I could make
a flame retardant, you know,

like the stuntmen use
in the movies.

No.

Really. All it is is a mixture
of asbestos, hydrogen
glutamate and aloe.

I got asbestos
and HG in my knapsack.

Aloe? Where are we
gonna get aloe?

We'll tap some.

That's not a cactus,
that's a palm tree.

No, it feels like
aloe to me.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

DISHPAN: I told
you it'd work.

Think I have blisters all over
the bottom of my feet.
Do you wanna kiss them?

(SPEAKING IN
INDIGENOUS LANGUAGE)

(ALL YELLING)

(ALL CLAMORING)

No. No, don't hurt them.
These are the good guys.

All right! Johnny! B.A.!

Are we glad
to see you guys.

Where's the skull?

That's a very long story.
Long story.

Yeah, it is.

B.A.: Hey, man, pretending
to be a god ain't cool.

You're gonna pay
one day.

HANNIBAL: Come on, we've got
10 hours to rendezvous.

The end of an era, huh?

No, no it's just
a strategy, you know?

You let your opponent think
that he's defeated you,

so you can surprise him.

DISHPAN: Looks like you've
lost a little of the old
magic, Murdocka.

Murdock, look I suggest
that you take care
of this right now.

I know I...
I should never have...

Listen, I've been trying
to tell you I'm...

(STAMMERING) I'm not a god,
I'm just another guy,
another man.

I mean, I wanna help you
that's all.

Me and my friends,
we're gonna help you.

We're gonna go and get Leesa
and we're gonna get
that skull, and we're gonna...

We're gonna bring it back.

We're gonna help you.
That's all we've been
trying to do is help.

HANNIBAL: The rendezvous
with Stockwell is at 1800.

I bet those Australians
ain't far behind.

Yeah.
How's it coming, Murdock?

Ta-da.

Oogah-boogah.

(PHONE RINGING)

Hello, General.

I'm on my way to
the rendezvous point.
You have the crystal skull?

Well, we know where it is.

You told me the team
had it in its possession.

A Chief Saderaka has it.

Well, then go get it.

Oh, you see, the island
is full of cannibals and...

The President is
calling me every hour.

If he can't return
that skull to King Fassad,

King Fassad can't put his
countries oldest religious
object back in his museum.

That means he's broken
a promise to his people,

the President's broken
his promise to him,

I've broken my promise
to the President,

and you've broken
your promise to me.

Now, in that scenario
whose dog gets kicked?

We're all invited
to the White House
for dinner.

It's still there
safe and sound.

Frankie, get
as close as you can.

B.A. and I'll go straight
in and grab the skull.

What about Leesa?
We'll get her later. Go.

You helped us conquer
the other islands.

And you said that
we were supreme.

Now there is another god?

FRANCISCO: Hey.
Don't worry about him.

This lady will stay.

We got a deadline
with Wo Tong.
She works like the others.

(GUN COCKING)
No.

Yes.

What's the story?

The Chief's got all
the comforts of home.

Furniture, radio,
a diamond the size of a rock.

And those monks,
they're leaving and they
got Uzis under their robes.

Boy, they had the nerve
to question my motives.

Where are they going?

They're taking them
to work somewhere.

Work? What kind of work?

(WHIP CRACKING)

(MAN GROANS)

THOMPSON: Come on,
you bunch of heathens.

Put some back into it.

Digging diamonds here, men.

Come on.

Come on.

The replacements are here.

About time.

These rats are spent,
and we're still short
on the load.

They're taking Leesa.

Frankie, you and Face
check out that mine.

Come on, guys.

(MONKS CHANTING)

And that's what you get,
when you don't do
what I tell you.

Maybe you'll listen
from now on.

Get rid of these two.

Get up, you lazy heathens,
come on, let's go,
you heard the man.

Go. Get up. Let's get out
of here, come on.

Let's move it.

Come on. Faster.

Face.

How many are down there?

Just the guy with the whip.
But he's gonna miss
his partner before long.

Dig.

(MIMICKING NATIVE)

What the hell...

Throw down!

(GUNS FIRING)

What about the skull?

We'll have to
come back for it.

What the hell is the matter
with you guys?

I set you up here
because you convinced me

you were the tough
American mercenaries

who could make this chain
of islands fall in line.

Hey, we got you six
out of seven islands.

We would have gone seven
for seven if that jerk hadn't
fallen out of the sky

and proclaimed himself a god.

Who are those people?

Beats me.

They handle their weapons
pretty good.
I'd say they were hired guns.

Hired guns.

They've seen the mines
and the monastery?

All right. We must hit them
before they have a chance
to make a move.

(SINGING IN
INDIGENOUS LANGUAGE)

Bunch of fools, worshipping
the king fool of all time!

Where is Haba-tika?

Haba...
Haba-tika?

The crystal skull.

Oh, oh, we're working on that.
We're working on that.

Remember,
"Patience is a virtue that
cannot be hurried."

Colonel.

A word with your majesty?

Patea's not till 4:00.
I hope it's nothing serious.

The problem is Baraq
could cut off relations
with the United States

if the President
can't deliver.

Stockwell's decided
he'll meet us here at 1800 and
fly the skull back personally.

Good, that's good.

Maybe Stockwell can use
his influence to help
these people.

Hannibal, look
what's going on around here.

We gotta do something
to put a stop to this.

Face, actually
the Great God Murdocka

is exactly what we need
right now.

Oh, I get it,

we take the natives over
to the island of Toga Toga,

and attack the mercenaries
and get the skull back
from Chief Saderaka.

Wrong.

I've got a better plan.

Look at that idiot,
he thinks he's really a god.

(GUN FIRING)

Where is everybody?

Looking for us?

Get out of here.

Move, move.

You, too, get moving, sucker.

HANNIBAL: Frankie,
you and Face set up
that monastery to blow.

We'll meet with you
after we have a talk
with Chief Saderaka.

(GUN FIRING)

(SPEAKING IN
INDIGENOUS LANGUAGE)

Is he buying it?

He understands these
are not the men of God.

But they bring him
great wealth.

That's right.

And there's plenty more
where that came from, Chief.

They're stealing your wealth.
Putting your brothers
in chains.

Making them slaves.
You'll be next, sucker.

You'll be the ones
working the mines!

Look, Chief, these diamonds
they rightfully belong to you

and to your brothers
across the bay.

(SPEAKING IN
INDIGENOUS LANGUAGE)

Hey! Hey!

Now, ask him nicely
if we can have the skull.

(SPEAKING IN
INDIGENOUS LANGUAGE)

No. That skull is sacred
to my people.

I don't think it went over
too well, Hannibal.

We'll take it if we have to.

We will fight to the last man.

We will go to war.
We will defend it
to the death.

Hannibal, look,
if they're willing to
fight to the death, I mean...

You have no intention
of blowing him away.

Oh, yes, I do.

Look, if there is a war,
a lot of people are gonna die.

Now, there's a better way
of doing this.

Why don't we do it one on one?

We'll have a fight.

The best fighter
from your tribe, the best
fighter from his tribe.

And whoever wins
keeps the skull.

This is good.
You are a wise man.

Good.

I accept.

I am ready to fight.

Get in there, B.A.

SADERAKA: No.

First you said yes.

If Chief fight, no one
less than Chief must fight.

Now wait a minute.

Isn't a king and a god
greater than a chief?

It is right.
Good.

Then the Great God Murdocka
can fight the Chief.

Now, wait a minute.
- I accept.

Aren't you glad you got
your job back as king?

(CHUCKLING)

(NATIVES CHANTING)

Now, wait for your opening.

And when you see it,
let him have it.

His or mine?

Yours.

That a way to go, Murdock!

This is now yours.

Thank you.

I am forever
your servant, me,

and all of my tribesmen.

No, no, no, no.
We're just men.

I'm a pilot
and my job is to fly.

You're the chief
and it's your job to
keep peace here on Toga.

So do it.

He's a man of great honor.

(GUNS FIRING)

RAMSEY: Had
a hell of a time
finding you fellows.

HANNIBAL: Oh,
we're an elusive group.

Isn't that something
to look at?

I sure am glad
to see you, darling.

I don't suppose you'd
be willing to give it up
for the sake of world peace.

Let them
kill each other, I say.

I got a buyer
in Singapore waiting
for this little item.

Yeah. Well,
how about $10,000?

That's peanuts, mate.

Where are we gonna get
that kind of money?
Diamonds.

Diamonds?
What's this about diamonds?

Oh, well, it's just a guy
in Sydney owes me some.

You're lying.

Now, tell me about
the diamonds, mate.

Don't tell him nothing,
Hannibal!

The Chief here's got
this diamond mine on the
other side of the island.

Really? Isn't that
downright interesting.

And there's a monastery
full of diamonds.

See? We could make a deal,
we get the skull and you guys
could get the gems.

Uh-huh. Yeah, well,
the deal is,
we take it all, see?

And maybe let you live.
And that's a big maybe.
Oh.

Let's go.

Would you
look at this thing?

Yeah. Something else,
isn't it?

I mean do we really have to
blow this joint?

Yeah, well, if we don't,
they'll just come back
in a couple of months,

and start the whole thing
all over again.

HANNIBAL: Well, there it is.

It's got half a million
dollars of diamonds in it.

Go scout it out.

What is going on here, my son?

You didn't say nothing
about no monks.

Well, monks do go with
the monastery now, don't they?

I understand you've
got some diamonds.

Men of God have no need
for such baubles.

You better not be
trying to con me, sport.

This is the bloke
that shot at us.

He ain't no monk.

Well, I just signed up.

(NATIVES YELLING)

I mean, this has no power.
It can't guide or protect you,
that's the truth.

(SPEAKING IN
INDIGENOUS LANGUAGE)

It's wisdom
and knowledge
that will guide you

and heaven knows
you have enough of that.

But there is something
I'd like to give to you

as a sign of respect

for all that you have
taught me.

(SPEAKING IN
INDIGENOUS LANGUAGE)

(ALL CHANTING)

That should scare off
any enemies.

Leesa.

Yes?

I must go.
You understand that?

Yes. But someday

you will return?

STOCKWELL ON RADIO:
Come in, Empress Two.

Come in, Empress Two.

This is Empress One to ground.

Sounds like our ride.

Back to reality.

You know, we really gotta
come back here someday.

You know, and just
spend some time
relaxing in the sun.

Respond, Colonel Smith.

Respond please.

Hello, Stockwell.

Come on down.
We got the skull.

Yes, I can see that.

I've got you on the plane's
surveillance system.

Everybody wave to the General.

Hi, General.

You like that, Stockwell?

I can also see quite a party
going on down there.

I knew you were on vacation.

Now, General...

Save it.

This is the last time
you get an easy mission,
Colonel Smith.

Talk to you later.