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NEW KIDS TURBO
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That fucking butterfly.
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So what, dude! It's not my bike.
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I stole it from that cunt.
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That homo on Horzik Street.
The short, cross- eyed one.
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Dude, I told him not to ride
on my street.
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And what does he do?
He does it anyway.
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So I see him coming as I'm waiting
in the bushes. Dude, I jump out...
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That's my grill, cunt!
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It's all bent! Do you know
how much that costs?
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It's all good.
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I don't feel anything.
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I'm doing great!
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I'm hungry.
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Just as the economy
seemed to be recovering...
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...we're looking at yet
another bad forecast.
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Economists predict a second,
even bigger crisis...
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...named 'The Black Hole',
which will mainly affect this region.
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Difficult times may be ahead
for the people of Brabant.
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I'll keep you informed. I'm Peter Vernhout,
reporting from 's Hertogenbosch...
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Look at this.
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Jody Bernal's coming to Maaskantje!
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Who would go and see that?
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Que si, que no!
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Such a homo.
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Two grizzly's, noodles,
a fried sausage...
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...two Ricky Martins with peanut sauce,
turkey stick, a Sloppy Joe,
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...and a sausage roll,
a large order of chicken nuggets...
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...and bakpaos.
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Hey Henk.
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You forgot my fried chicken!
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- You didn't put your order in.
- I did, dude.
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- No, you didn't.
- I did.
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You mongoloid!
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Truck driver! Honk, honk.
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Hey cunt! We're done!
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We got it.
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Take care!
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Hey Robbie, can I have one?
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Are you kidding me?
I haven't eaten all day, cunt!
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Seasoned meat. He likes that.
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Stay away from my nuggets, cunt!
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Good afternoon gentlemen.
What's going on here?
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We're drinking beer.
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According to regional law
that is prohibited.
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So hand over those beers, guys.
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No.
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Come on guys. Give me those beers
or I will have to take you in.
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Hey dickhead!
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- You feel like running?
- Excuse me?
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Nice...
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...it's the weekend.
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Bullshit. It's Tuesday, cunt!
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No dude, it's Sunday!
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Fuck!
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Hey! What are you doing?
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- What?
- What are you doing?
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Can't...
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- What?
- Easy dude.
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I always lift TV's like that.
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No worries, dude. I bet...
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...it will work when
you plug it back in.
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- What do you mean 'no worries'?
- No, no, no.
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I swear.
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I swear to you!
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Hey, homo.
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What you're going to do is...
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You are going home.
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And you're not coming back here.
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What are you doing here?
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Checking up on you guys.
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Where are the gardening hoes?
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What kind of an ugly thing is that?
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That's Gradje!
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Whatever.
You don't bring it to work, you idiot!
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- He ruined that gardening hoe.
- Yeah. So what?
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'So what?'
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You know what, dude?
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You and your fucking dog are fired.
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And you too, Robbie.
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Don't talk that way about my dog, cunt!
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You can stick that job up your ass.
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I'll go and get unemployment benefits.
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Yeah, you cunt!
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Hey, Rikkert!
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You're fired, cunt.
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Hey, Rikkert, just joking.
It's a joke.
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Hey, Rikkert!
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But you are fired.
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I can only keep the best.
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And I fucked your mother in the ass.
Just so you know.
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Now go away, Rikkert. Get out, Rikkert.
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Say hi to your mother.
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Headlines: Mass dismisssal
caused by financial crisis
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I got fired today too!
Dammit! That fucking crisis!
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Anyway, I think you should
start working more.
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Are you crazy?
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I'm already at the grocery store six
days a week. How much more could I work?
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I don't know. Seven days?
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What have you done in the last three
months that you've been living here?
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I haven't gotten laid. That's for sure.
-What?
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What? Am I right?
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We've been together for thirteen weeks.
And I'm only allowed to use my fingers.
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What? Am I right?
You will have a finger, but not a cock.
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It's not like you're still a virgin.
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See? Nothing. This is not working.
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Call me when you're ready to fuck!
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Jody Bernal is coming to Maaskantje
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- Do I smell poop?
- It's the bakpao he just had.
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Can I stay here?
I got into trouble with my hoe.
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Hoe!
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It's all good, dude.
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Dammit! That was the best part
of the show.
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You are foul-mouthed.
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I work, maybe you should too.
Find a new job.
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I can't see.
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What are you doing?
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You are worthless.
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You are a weak homo,
just like your father.
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That's why he left you.
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Dude, what are you doing?
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Can I stay with you for a while?
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My mom is giving me a hard time,
you know. I'll be good.
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You know me.
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Get off that couch!
That's my spot, dude.
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Nice ottoman, right?
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We are live at Gerstakker in
Maaskantje, where there's a fire.
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After attempting to extinguish
the fire, the firefighters...
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...had to let the home burn down.
We have no information on the tenants.
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All we know is that there's
a strong cannabis smell.
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I will keep you informed.
This is Peter Vernhout...
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Awesome! All buds.
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You can stay here too.
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Sorry.
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Watch me! Watch me!
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I got my unemployment check.
Money for free, dude.
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Let's buy stuff!
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Hey.
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You're not even responding.
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Fine. Whatever.
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That's 112 euros and 16 cents.
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You said 112, right?
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Yes, 112.
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That's no problem.
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You can make it 150.
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What a bitch. She can whine...
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...but she can't fuck.
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What is her problem?
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Let it go, dude. Go fuck other chicks.
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Maybe one without kids,
one who isn't pregnant.
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I'm loving this. Hanging out all day.
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I just need to fill out the papers
for more free money.
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That's what I was thinking.
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Gentlemen at pump two,
please put out your cigarettes.
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Thank you... for that.
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Can you pay for this?
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I just got work done on the car.
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Of course.
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That's 94 euros, please.
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Get me a carton, dude.
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That will be 132 euros, please.
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CARD DECLlNED
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O, my god. What happened?
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I go and buy some stuff
and my money is gone?
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How much do I get from those
dickheads? I can't live like this.
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Hey... Dries.
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I owe you this one. We have to go.
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Take care!
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Social Security Office
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I'm not getting enough money, dude.
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I understand.
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I want you to write down our names.
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Richard Batsbak.
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Robbie Schuurmans.
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Rikkert Biemans.
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Barrie Butsers.
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And also include that ugly ass
Gerrie van Boven while you're at it.
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Sure. And what can I do for you?
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What do you think?
You need to give us more money, cunt!
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Unfortunately
I won't be able to do that.
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Give us more money, cunt!
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'Dear Mr. R. Batsbak...
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As a result of the serious threats...
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...addressed to our main office...
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...we need to inform you...
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We need to inform you that as of
today you won't be receiving...
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...unemployment benefits.
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This also applies to
Mr. R. Schuurmans...
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...Mr. R. Biemans, Mr. B. Butsers...
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...Mr. G. Van Boven.
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Kind regards, Chairman of the Board.'
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Goddammit!
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None of us are getting any money.
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If they want to play hard ball,
that's fine.
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Then I won't be paying
for anything anymore!
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What?
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We won't be paying
for anything anymore!
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Yes!
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Last warning
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- I don't see anything.
- Over there, dude.
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Hey!
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If I ever see you here again,
I will kill you, cunt!
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Public Prosecutor
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Chinese? Get me a Chinese
rice table for five persons.
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That's 89 euros and 20 cents.
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I don't have any money.
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Goddammit!
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- Mister Batsbak?
- Yes.
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- R. Batsbak?
- All right.
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You have a delinquent balance on...
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Truck driver.
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Ok, but...
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Here's the door.
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Good job, dude. Here's some money.
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Ok, thanks.
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- Are you Richard Batsbak?
- Yes. So?
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Mister Batsbak. Finally.
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I'm with the collection agency,
and I have some bad news.
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You haven't responded
to our payment reminders.
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Regarding your delinquent balance.
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And?
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And? As a result you
now only have two days...
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- I won't pay for anything anymore.
- You won't pay?
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That's not how it works.
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Are you deaf?
I don't have money, cunt!
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And if I had it, you wouldn't get it,
you asshole!
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Now, get out of here!
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We can't tolerate that, sir.
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We will take care of it.
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It's going to be all right.
Make a left here, you said?
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You, again?
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Wait.
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Leave me alone, dude.
You had to run to the cops.
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I don't have the money,
so you can't get it from me, cunt!
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Good afternoon. In Maaskantje a person
has decided to stop paying for anything.
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When an officer and a bill collector
tried to change his mind...
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...he made it very clear
that they were not welcome.
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This is a man who refuses
to pay off his debt.
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And he can't get away with that.
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So I'm assuming
he hasn't been arrested?
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That's correct.
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But again, he won't get away with this.
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If we would all behave this way,
we would have chaos.
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That cop got smashed.
Look at his black eye.
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Pussy!
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Dickhead!
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How do you deal with the situation?
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I'm just doing my job.
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This unusual event has shocked
the quiet town of Maaskantje.
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This is Peter Vernhout,
reporting live from Maaskantje.
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Hey, Henk. What about
my four bakpaos, dude?
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My god. You, again?
Get your asses out of here!
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My face is burned
because of you, ugly cunt!
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Easy, dude. Get your hands off Gerrie!
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That's right!
255
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,527
Easy, dude. Just give us the food,
and put it on our tab.
256
00:24:39,778 --> 00:24:42,069
You don't have a tab!
257
00:24:42,237 --> 00:24:44,569
Get out, goddammit!
258
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,777
Easy, dude. With you AlDS-face!
259
00:24:50,028 --> 00:24:51,402
Out!
260
00:24:53,487 --> 00:24:54,819
Where is Rikkert?
261
00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:06,277
Who is he?
262
00:25:08,153 --> 00:25:10,069
This is The Dave.
263
00:25:10,487 --> 00:25:11,569
Want some XTC?
264
00:25:12,028 --> 00:25:14,902
- What did you say?
- Want to buy some XTC?
265
00:25:15,070 --> 00:25:18,027
Some diamonds or mitsubitchis?
266
00:25:18,195 --> 00:25:22,611
You're probably interested in
the old school stuff. The ones...
267
00:25:22,778 --> 00:25:24,986
...that make you tweak, right?
268
00:25:26,862 --> 00:25:28,152
I got those.
269
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,236
He's my new boyfriend.
He's from Schijndel.
270
00:25:34,737 --> 00:25:36,611
Goddammit. Already?
271
00:25:36,778 --> 00:25:38,111
You fucking whore!
272
00:25:38,445 --> 00:25:40,986
You know what?
273
00:25:41,237 --> 00:25:44,111
Two can play that game.
I'm going to fuck other girls.
274
00:25:44,278 --> 00:25:45,944
No problem, dude!
275
00:25:46,862 --> 00:25:48,402
Take care...
276
00:25:49,237 --> 00:25:50,527
...you whore!
277
00:25:59,070 --> 00:26:00,736
Such a whore!
278
00:26:03,487 --> 00:26:06,319
Hi baby, are you horny?
279
00:26:06,487 --> 00:26:08,486
I am so horny.
280
00:26:08,653 --> 00:26:12,486
Good. I want to fuck you.
Can't we meet somewhere?
281
00:26:12,653 --> 00:26:14,861
Are you in the area?
In Maaskantje?
282
00:26:15,028 --> 00:26:19,444
Can't we chat for a bit? I want
to feel you inside my shaved pussy.
283
00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:23,694
That's nice.
But can't you come here?
284
00:26:23,862 --> 00:26:25,694
So I can fuck you,
and then you can leave.
285
00:26:25,862 --> 00:26:28,819
I want you to fuck me in my ass.
Very hard and deep.
286
00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:32,111
You sound like a big boy.
Oh, you're so big.
287
00:26:33,070 --> 00:26:35,527
Yes, you stupid whore.
288
00:26:35,695 --> 00:26:38,027
I told you to come meet me, goddammit.
289
00:26:38,195 --> 00:26:40,236
Maaskantje, close to
Den Dungen, you know.
290
00:26:40,403 --> 00:26:42,902
Oh, I'm so horny.
291
00:26:46,945 --> 00:26:48,736
Never mind!
292
00:26:48,903 --> 00:26:51,027
You stupid whore!
293
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:57,194
Adrie, you are a police officer.
294
00:26:57,778 --> 00:27:00,819
You have to show them authority.
295
00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:02,694
Nobody will take us seriously.
296
00:27:02,987 --> 00:27:07,444
Dickheads! Let me out of here.
I didn't rob anybody.
297
00:27:07,612 --> 00:27:09,152
Joost van Gaalen again?
298
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,777
We have forces coming in
from Schijndel.
299
00:27:12,945 --> 00:27:15,277
And we're going to get
these guys, understood?
300
00:27:16,487 --> 00:27:17,736
I got it.
301
00:27:30,278 --> 00:27:32,819
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
302
00:27:36,528 --> 00:27:39,152
We're with Brabant TV.
303
00:27:39,695 --> 00:27:43,277
My name is Peter Vernhout.
And this is Rene.
304
00:27:43,987 --> 00:27:46,194
Rene is our cameraman.
305
00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:53,442
We were wondering if we
could ask you a few questions?
306
00:27:53,553 --> 00:27:54,494
What for?
307
00:27:54,612 --> 00:27:59,111
We did an interview here earlier. You
know, with your local police officer.
308
00:27:59,237 --> 00:28:03,819
- How much do we get for it?
- Well, that's not how it works.
309
00:28:03,987 --> 00:28:05,944
Forty euros!
310
00:28:07,112 --> 00:28:10,902
That's a reasonable amount.
I think we can do that.
311
00:28:11,070 --> 00:28:13,402
- A hundred euros!
- That's...
312
00:28:13,570 --> 00:28:16,194
That might be too much.
I don't think...
313
00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:17,777
A thousand euros!
314
00:28:21,445 --> 00:28:23,652
How much money did you bring?
315
00:28:23,820 --> 00:28:26,069
So... A hundred, right?
316
00:28:26,778 --> 00:28:31,652
A hundred and fifty, dude!
Don't try to screw us, cunt!
317
00:28:41,737 --> 00:28:46,152
I'm just a normal, hardworking...
318
00:28:46,653 --> 00:28:48,694
...guy, you know.
319
00:28:49,153 --> 00:28:51,902
My dog means everything to me! Gradje.
320
00:28:52,612 --> 00:28:54,694
Such a sweet dog, dude.
321
00:28:55,445 --> 00:28:57,819
He needs to eat special food.
322
00:28:57,987 --> 00:28:59,652
His intestines are sensitive.
323
00:29:01,195 --> 00:29:06,444
But I got fired, because
I brought my dog with me to work.
324
00:29:07,070 --> 00:29:10,527
But he's sick, you understand?
I can't leave him at home by himself.
325
00:29:14,278 --> 00:29:16,944
That is such a sweet dog, dude.
326
00:29:20,903 --> 00:29:23,652
My god, that is a sweet dog.
327
00:29:23,820 --> 00:29:27,819
And because of the crisis
it's been hard to find a new job.
328
00:29:30,862 --> 00:29:33,861
You could get unemployment benefits.
329
00:29:34,028 --> 00:29:35,986
Dude, they don't give me
enough money.
330
00:29:36,153 --> 00:29:40,152
Me too, dude.
I got fired because of the crisis.
331
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:45,694
And then I lost my wife and my kids,
because I couldn't take care of them.
332
00:29:45,862 --> 00:29:48,652
And now they don't send us
our checks...
333
00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:51,236
...because Richard asked
for a little bit more money.
334
00:29:51,403 --> 00:29:54,861
Because he needed it to buy
special food for his dog.
335
00:29:56,153 --> 00:29:57,986
That sucks, man.
336
00:29:58,278 --> 00:30:02,361
Richard, Rikkert, Gerrie,
Robbie and Barrie.
337
00:30:02,737 --> 00:30:06,069
Five guys without a job and without
unemployment benefits...
338
00:30:06,362 --> 00:30:08,527
Are they dangerous swindlers...
339
00:30:08,695 --> 00:30:11,861
...or victims of this crisis?
You decide for yourself.
340
00:30:12,028 --> 00:30:15,444
Those asshole cops!
They are not going to give up.
341
00:30:15,612 --> 00:30:18,069
They could come after us.
342
00:30:18,445 --> 00:30:20,736
And then what?
Let them come here.
343
00:30:20,903 --> 00:30:23,819
We will beat them up again,
those homos.
344
00:30:23,987 --> 00:30:26,736
Hit them in the face.
345
00:30:36,112 --> 00:30:38,402
I will clean that up.
346
00:31:06,612 --> 00:31:09,236
Doesn't that look nice?
347
00:31:57,153 --> 00:31:59,027
Richard Batsbak!
348
00:31:59,195 --> 00:32:03,569
If you don't come outside within
five seconds, we will come in.
349
00:32:18,653 --> 00:32:19,986
Dude!
350
00:32:27,153 --> 00:32:29,902
Ten, nine...
351
00:32:30,070 --> 00:32:31,944
...eight, seven...
352
00:32:36,528 --> 00:32:38,694
Goddammit!
353
00:32:46,112 --> 00:32:48,152
Hey, Columbo!
354
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,486
How many times do I have to tell you?
I don't have any money!
355
00:32:52,278 --> 00:32:54,694
You can't get anything
from a man who is broke, cunt!
356
00:32:54,862 --> 00:32:56,027
Stupid cunt!
357
00:32:56,195 --> 00:32:58,902
I won't pay for anything anymore!
358
00:33:03,445 --> 00:33:05,111
Well, ladies and gentlemen...
359
00:33:05,403 --> 00:33:08,111
The police didn't make
a strong impression.
360
00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:10,819
Hey, homo.
361
00:33:11,487 --> 00:33:14,652
We won't pay for
anything anymore either.
362
00:33:15,945 --> 00:33:18,069
Hand me four more beers, dude.
363
00:33:20,112 --> 00:33:21,694
Stupid cunt!
364
00:33:33,195 --> 00:33:34,319
What do you want?
365
00:33:34,487 --> 00:33:38,736
We were wondering
if we could...
366
00:33:39,403 --> 00:33:42,069
...shoot a documentary.
367
00:34:02,195 --> 00:34:05,902
It was going well.
But then officer Wanrooy...
368
00:34:06,070 --> 00:34:09,569
I don't want to hear it!
Enough excuses.
369
00:34:10,112 --> 00:34:13,611
Tomorrow a few colleagues from
Den Bosch will come to arrest the boys.
370
00:34:13,778 --> 00:34:16,986
And you will go with them.
You could learn from them.
371
00:34:18,070 --> 00:34:22,777
Are you guys fucking each other?
Homo cops!
372
00:34:25,695 --> 00:34:28,486
Last night was the start of a series
of riots throughout the Brabant region.
373
00:34:28,862 --> 00:34:32,861
Incidents have been reported in Den
Bosch, Eindhoven, Schijndel, Breda...
374
00:34:33,028 --> 00:34:34,736
...and even Budel.
375
00:34:38,070 --> 00:34:43,444
People refuse to be victims of this crisis,
and take matters into their own hands.
376
00:34:45,653 --> 00:34:49,861
Yesterday, this group of guys
from Maaskantje gave the example.
377
00:34:56,653 --> 00:35:00,277
Dad... I love you...
378
00:35:02,903 --> 00:35:05,527
Hey cunt! Look at this.
379
00:35:05,737 --> 00:35:07,652
This is crazy!
380
00:35:08,528 --> 00:35:10,694
What do you mean?
381
00:35:10,987 --> 00:35:13,902
Look at this fucking mess!
It's all broken, cunt!
382
00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:16,736
Take it easy.
Not everything is broken.
383
00:35:16,903 --> 00:35:19,944
Look at this. This is still working.
384
00:35:25,403 --> 00:35:28,444
Goddammit,
you are such a stupid cunt!
385
00:35:28,612 --> 00:35:30,777
You are a real bum!
386
00:35:30,987 --> 00:35:33,944
Stay away from my nuggets, cunt.
387
00:35:34,278 --> 00:35:38,236
Dude, what are you doing?
Goddammit, you are such a stupid cunt!
388
00:35:40,028 --> 00:35:43,527
Barry! I know someone
who can give us money.
389
00:35:44,195 --> 00:35:47,319
Rikkert, I'm taking the car.
I'm going to Den Bosch.
390
00:35:48,570 --> 00:35:50,611
Suck my cock.
391
00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,944
We will pay you later.
392
00:35:58,112 --> 00:35:59,944
It's all good, dude.
393
00:36:16,862 --> 00:36:18,194
Take care!
394
00:36:43,070 --> 00:36:45,652
I want it back in two days,
plus 20 percent.
395
00:36:46,070 --> 00:36:50,152
Of course, dude.
In two days you will get it back.
396
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,902
My promise to you. I swear.
397
00:36:57,445 --> 00:37:01,444
Me and my buddies will guarantee it.
You don't have to worry.
398
00:37:12,653 --> 00:37:14,902
It's going to be all right.
399
00:37:15,070 --> 00:37:16,944
Go Peter!
400
00:37:17,487 --> 00:37:19,194
You're number one!
401
00:37:23,195 --> 00:37:24,236
Take care!
402
00:37:28,820 --> 00:37:30,319
Goddammit!
403
00:37:30,487 --> 00:37:32,694
Rikkert, your car!
404
00:37:33,528 --> 00:37:36,319
It won't work, dude.
Look at that lock.
405
00:37:36,487 --> 00:37:38,111
I got the strongest U-lock.
406
00:37:43,278 --> 00:37:45,777
My car rim! Hey, cunt!
407
00:37:46,653 --> 00:37:48,486
That's a good U-lock,
goddammit.
408
00:37:54,028 --> 00:37:55,527
Hey!
409
00:37:59,112 --> 00:38:01,527
No!
410
00:38:01,695 --> 00:38:05,152
That's my Opel Manta!
411
00:38:06,570 --> 00:38:07,777
Cunt!
412
00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:20,027
- What do you want?
- It's Gerrie. come to Den Bosch.
413
00:38:20,237 --> 00:38:23,152
Come to the Rompert Casino.
I found a solution to our problems.
414
00:38:24,028 --> 00:38:27,111
Due to the delinquent
status on your account...
415
00:38:27,278 --> 00:38:30,236
...your phone service
has been suspended.
416
00:38:33,237 --> 00:38:35,944
We have to go somewhere.
You can wait inside.
417
00:38:36,987 --> 00:38:39,486
And you better
not steal anything, dude.
418
00:38:43,862 --> 00:38:47,736
Gerrie has a plan.
I'm curious to see what that is.
419
00:38:47,903 --> 00:38:52,152
I lost my job, my girl
and my ride, goddammit!
420
00:38:53,028 --> 00:38:56,902
How come Barrie and Gerrie
didn't take the scooter?
421
00:38:58,153 --> 00:38:59,236
What?
422
00:39:19,945 --> 00:39:21,361
I guess we have to walk.
423
00:39:21,528 --> 00:39:23,236
Goddammit!
424
00:39:47,028 --> 00:39:48,236
Sorry.
425
00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:52,027
I took a shit in my jail cell,
there's shit everywhere!
426
00:40:11,278 --> 00:40:13,944
Where did you get
all this money, dude?
427
00:40:14,612 --> 00:40:16,027
No more bets.
428
00:40:16,278 --> 00:40:19,694
Hey, cunt! Tell me where
you got all this money!
429
00:40:19,862 --> 00:40:21,486
Pay attention.
430
00:40:27,362 --> 00:40:30,736
Where did you get the money?
431
00:40:33,403 --> 00:40:35,319
Red 23, congratulations.
432
00:40:41,987 --> 00:40:45,777
Goddammit! What are the odds?
433
00:40:46,445 --> 00:40:49,444
Gerrie is the man!
434
00:40:49,695 --> 00:40:51,569
But he looks like an ass.
435
00:40:53,362 --> 00:40:55,361
Black 11. Too bad.
436
00:41:03,945 --> 00:41:05,527
Goddammit!
437
00:41:05,695 --> 00:41:07,444
What a homo.
438
00:41:10,695 --> 00:41:12,486
I don't get it, man.
439
00:41:12,820 --> 00:41:15,027
This wasn't suppose to happen.
440
00:41:15,195 --> 00:41:17,444
You are such a mongoloid.
441
00:41:18,820 --> 00:41:21,694
This tastes good, dude. Coconut.
442
00:41:23,237 --> 00:41:25,152
Don't worry, dude.
443
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,736
That guy lives all the way
in Den Bosch.
444
00:41:27,903 --> 00:41:30,486
He won't come down to Maaskantje.
445
00:41:35,362 --> 00:41:37,486
I don't have a job.
446
00:41:37,903 --> 00:41:39,777
I lost my Opel Manta.
447
00:41:39,945 --> 00:41:41,694
I lost Manuela.
448
00:41:41,862 --> 00:41:44,444
She has a new boyfriend. Homo.
449
00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:50,402
All I wanted was to fuck.
450
00:41:50,570 --> 00:41:53,236
Just fuck, you know. Fuck.
451
00:41:53,987 --> 00:41:56,736
That new guy probably
fucked her already.
452
00:41:56,903 --> 00:42:00,152
What about me?
No, she won't fuck me.
453
00:42:00,778 --> 00:42:04,902
Why can't I ever have sex?
454
00:42:05,070 --> 00:42:07,152
For once.
455
00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:12,444
Are you a virgin or something?
456
00:42:14,028 --> 00:42:15,277
No.
457
00:42:16,528 --> 00:42:18,611
He is still a virgin.
458
00:42:18,778 --> 00:42:20,736
Hey, homo!
459
00:42:21,695 --> 00:42:23,819
Homo!
460
00:42:33,153 --> 00:42:34,236
Police - Confiscated
461
00:42:34,403 --> 00:42:37,777
Goddammit!
Who do they think they are?
462
00:42:38,112 --> 00:42:40,694
They moved quickly.
463
00:42:49,195 --> 00:42:52,152
I'm going to see Manuela.
And fuck her.
464
00:42:54,237 --> 00:42:56,902
Sure, dude.
465
00:42:57,070 --> 00:42:59,111
Go and do that.
466
00:42:59,445 --> 00:43:03,152
Make sure you get
the right hole. Virgin!
467
00:43:29,820 --> 00:43:33,027
You have such a nice pussy.
468
00:43:38,362 --> 00:43:42,444
I can't wait to come inside you.
Fill you up with semen.
469
00:43:42,612 --> 00:43:44,986
You are such a hot chick.
470
00:43:48,737 --> 00:43:51,444
Take care. See you tonight.
471
00:43:57,070 --> 00:43:58,111
Hey, cunt!
472
00:44:01,237 --> 00:44:06,152
...I slapped her face with my
hard cock. Like this.
473
00:44:07,195 --> 00:44:08,444
She was laughing, dude.
474
00:44:14,903 --> 00:44:17,069
Truck driver!
475
00:44:17,737 --> 00:44:19,069
Honk, honk.
476
00:44:42,987 --> 00:44:45,319
There is shit on the wall.
477
00:44:47,028 --> 00:44:48,986
He didn't eat the right food.
478
00:44:53,862 --> 00:44:55,444
Isn't that sad?
479
00:44:57,570 --> 00:45:01,736
You want to drink something, Gradje?
You'll like that.
480
00:45:08,528 --> 00:45:12,694
They cut off the water too?
481
00:45:13,070 --> 00:45:14,194
Cunts!
482
00:45:18,528 --> 00:45:21,694
Ground forces ready?
The warning shot means go.
483
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,944
What are you doing
with that bone, dude?
484
00:45:28,153 --> 00:45:30,319
It tastes all right. A bit salty.
485
00:45:30,487 --> 00:45:32,986
That's Gradje's bone, cunt!
486
00:45:33,487 --> 00:45:36,861
Do you know how hard life is
for that dog?
487
00:45:54,862 --> 00:45:56,319
They're shooting on us.
488
00:46:12,945 --> 00:46:14,902
Reinout Oerlemans - Producer
489
00:46:15,070 --> 00:46:18,236
Ladies and gentlemen,
I have some bad news.
490
00:46:18,403 --> 00:46:22,152
We are out of money. We have
spent all the money in the budget.
491
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:25,569
I apologize. We have to cancel
the production.
492
00:46:25,737 --> 00:46:31,152
We've tried everything to get more
money, but it didn't work out.
493
00:46:31,528 --> 00:46:35,944
But to ensure that you won't leave
the theater feeling frustrated...
494
00:46:36,112 --> 00:46:39,986
...we have decided that the boys
will tell you the rest of the story...
495
00:46:40,153 --> 00:46:44,111
...so at least you know
how good the ending...
496
00:46:44,278 --> 00:46:47,361
...would have been.
So boys, come over here.
497
00:46:47,695 --> 00:46:50,736
There's the camera.
498
00:46:52,237 --> 00:46:54,569
Good luck!
499
00:46:56,070 --> 00:46:57,986
Goddammit.
500
00:47:05,612 --> 00:47:08,819
Do I have to tell
the whole fucking story?
501
00:47:10,945 --> 00:47:12,944
Gerrie, you tell them.
502
00:47:15,903 --> 00:47:17,777
I don't think so, dude.
503
00:47:21,570 --> 00:47:23,527
So...
504
00:47:24,278 --> 00:47:26,319
The coppers were shooting at us!
505
00:47:26,487 --> 00:47:28,569
- Coppers!
- Yes, coppers!
506
00:47:28,737 --> 00:47:32,861
So we were running from them
and shook them off. Homos!
507
00:47:33,028 --> 00:47:37,236
So we got to the grocery store. We saw
Rikkert's girl, she was closing the store.
508
00:47:37,403 --> 00:47:41,569
She was standing there with
her naked pussy. A big one, dude!
509
00:47:41,737 --> 00:47:45,736
Don't talk shit about Manuela.
What do you mean 'naked pussy'?
510
00:47:46,903 --> 00:47:49,152
- I just thought she was naked.
- No, she wasn't.
511
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:55,402
So we hid there.
We thought the dog was dead.
512
00:47:55,570 --> 00:47:58,819
Richard went home,
and found him still alive!
513
00:47:58,987 --> 00:48:01,777
He just wouldn't die.
A true die-hard!
514
00:48:15,195 --> 00:48:18,527
Such a sweet dog, dude.
515
00:48:19,403 --> 00:48:22,611
You gave him a funeral, right?
516
00:48:22,778 --> 00:48:25,986
A real ceremony, right?
517
00:48:46,987 --> 00:48:49,986
So we were at the store.
518
00:48:50,153 --> 00:48:54,402
Rikkert and Manuela were there,
she was naked again.
519
00:48:54,570 --> 00:48:56,027
Dude!
520
00:48:56,403 --> 00:49:00,152
What, dude?
So Rikkert fucked her like this.
521
00:49:08,570 --> 00:49:09,944
Hey!
522
00:49:10,487 --> 00:49:14,027
Virgin. Fuck!
523
00:49:16,778 --> 00:49:20,486
Hey, did you fuck her or not?
524
00:49:20,653 --> 00:49:21,777
Yes.
525
00:49:21,945 --> 00:49:22,986
Virgin!
526
00:49:23,153 --> 00:49:27,486
So she started whining of course.
Such a slut. She's been around.
527
00:49:38,903 --> 00:49:41,152
What I meant was...
528
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:45,277
...that she should have looked
after her two kids.
529
00:49:51,403 --> 00:49:53,444
Do you boys like sausages?
530
00:49:56,153 --> 00:50:00,777
The next day I went outside,
and guess who I ran into, dude.
531
00:50:00,945 --> 00:50:04,902
Peter Aerts! Such a homo.
532
00:50:05,070 --> 00:50:07,069
He asked where his money was.
533
00:50:07,237 --> 00:50:09,569
What, dude? Where is my money, dude?
534
00:50:39,237 --> 00:50:40,819
Wham, wham!
535
00:50:44,070 --> 00:50:48,319
That's bullshit, dude.
You were dreaming, homo!
536
00:50:48,737 --> 00:50:52,819
What were you thinking, borrowing
money from The Lumberjack?
537
00:50:53,653 --> 00:50:57,486
Dude, I came up with a great plan.
538
00:50:59,737 --> 00:51:01,569
To kidnap Jody Bernal!
539
00:51:14,612 --> 00:51:16,194
What a homo, dude.
540
00:51:16,362 --> 00:51:21,527
We had him perform anyway,
so we could steal the ticket money.
541
00:51:22,195 --> 00:51:26,819
The show was in Schotsveld, you know?
I fingered Ilona van Zoggel there.
542
00:51:26,987 --> 00:51:30,736
We ran inside. The coppers were
behind us. The place was packed.
543
00:51:30,903 --> 00:51:33,444
But they started shooting.
544
00:51:38,570 --> 00:51:41,361
They missed me!
Cross-eyed coppers!
545
00:51:41,528 --> 00:51:45,152
So we ran outside.
We stole a car from this couple.
546
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:47,277
Rikkert got in and sat
on their baby.
547
00:51:51,112 --> 00:51:52,652
Sorry.
548
00:52:00,528 --> 00:52:05,861
What a stupid ass cop!
He ruined the van, killed a family...
549
00:52:06,028 --> 00:52:09,402
...and lost his job.
550
00:52:10,737 --> 00:52:12,069
You can stay home.
551
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,861
We were driving like crazy...
552
00:52:29,278 --> 00:52:33,111
So we were driving.
We lost the coppers.
553
00:52:35,778 --> 00:52:37,569
We shook them off.
554
00:52:43,695 --> 00:52:45,694
It is him again.
555
00:52:48,112 --> 00:52:52,027
I just found this in my desk.
Now get back to work! Peter?
556
00:52:53,903 --> 00:52:56,194
That's a nice leather jacket!
557
00:53:01,987 --> 00:53:03,652
Peter Kelder.
558
00:53:14,653 --> 00:53:16,569
So we are back on.
559
00:53:24,778 --> 00:53:26,527
We lost the cops!
560
00:53:36,403 --> 00:53:40,152
Do you hate paying your taxes
as much as I do?
561
00:53:43,820 --> 00:53:45,319
Take care! I'm out!
562
00:53:45,487 --> 00:53:50,111
That was the hit show 'My name is Ronnie'.
We continue with our news headlines.
563
00:53:50,278 --> 00:53:52,527
Since the start of riots in the South...
564
00:53:52,695 --> 00:53:56,444
...there have been outbreaks
of violence in other regions.
565
00:53:56,612 --> 00:54:00,569
Incidents have been reported in the
regions of Utrecht, Zuid-Holland...
566
00:54:00,737 --> 00:54:02,486
...Gelderland and Overijssel.
567
00:54:02,653 --> 00:54:06,819
It started with five guys from Maaskantje
who refuse to pay for anything anymore.
568
00:54:06,987 --> 00:54:10,361
Here are Berry and Daniel
with the weather forecast.
569
00:55:03,737 --> 00:55:05,944
The car is trashed!
570
00:55:06,528 --> 00:55:07,944
Piece of shit.
571
00:55:09,695 --> 00:55:11,069
Where is Gerrie?
572
00:55:11,237 --> 00:55:14,194
He should stay far away from me.
573
00:55:53,695 --> 00:55:55,402
Guys...
574
00:55:55,987 --> 00:55:59,444
We should keep moving. I'm ready.
575
00:56:01,278 --> 00:56:02,402
Where are we going?
576
00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:07,777
Ministry of Defence The Hague
577
00:56:07,987 --> 00:56:12,277
Leave me alone, you fucking cop!
I won't pay for anything.
578
00:56:13,737 --> 00:56:15,527
What city is this?
579
00:56:16,487 --> 00:56:19,444
It's actually happening throughout
the whole region of Brabant.
580
00:56:22,778 --> 00:56:25,152
Who are responsible?
581
00:56:25,737 --> 00:56:29,652
A few guys from Maaskant...
582
00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:31,069
Maaskantje.
583
00:56:31,528 --> 00:56:33,777
- From where?
- Maaskantje.
584
00:56:34,153 --> 00:56:35,361
Never heard of it.
585
00:56:35,528 --> 00:56:40,736
I didn't know it either. Apparently
it's south of Den Bosch.
586
00:56:40,903 --> 00:56:43,736
I'm not paying. Bonfire!
587
00:56:46,445 --> 00:56:47,736
Maaskant, right?
588
00:56:48,153 --> 00:56:50,819
And why haven't they been arrested?
589
00:56:51,195 --> 00:56:56,944
Maaskan-tje. We're not sure why.
We're unclear on the situation.
590
00:56:57,528 --> 00:57:01,736
Anyway, the cops haven't
been able to arrest them.
591
00:57:01,903 --> 00:57:04,569
I will throw a rock!
592
00:57:08,945 --> 00:57:13,111
So if we get rid those guys from Maaskant,
everything will go back to normal?
593
00:57:16,237 --> 00:57:17,402
I would think so.
594
00:57:19,362 --> 00:57:21,611
Just bomb the place.
595
00:57:24,737 --> 00:57:26,527
Who would remember Maaskant?
596
00:57:26,695 --> 00:57:29,069
- Maaskantje.
- Right.
597
00:57:29,237 --> 00:57:31,527
I had never heard of it.
598
00:57:31,695 --> 00:57:33,194
I didn't know it either.
599
00:57:33,445 --> 00:57:34,944
So we agree on that.
600
00:57:37,070 --> 00:57:38,444
That is all?
601
00:57:43,278 --> 00:57:44,444
Yes.
602
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:48,819
Oh, no.
603
00:57:48,987 --> 00:57:53,111
I heard that there is still
someone out there...
604
00:57:53,278 --> 00:57:55,819
...a cameraman.
605
00:57:56,195 --> 00:57:58,736
But that won't be a problem.
606
00:58:00,070 --> 00:58:01,986
Gerrie, that cunt!
607
00:58:02,153 --> 00:58:05,819
He's acting like a child. Such a homo.
608
00:58:07,903 --> 00:58:09,486
I'm hungry.
609
00:58:21,820 --> 00:58:24,527
That was big ass ball of fire!
610
00:58:24,695 --> 00:58:25,986
Bam!
611
00:58:26,987 --> 00:58:29,944
It hit Schijndel, cunt!
612
00:58:34,612 --> 00:58:38,527
Have you ever heard of a town
called Schijndel?
613
00:58:40,403 --> 00:58:41,527
Good.
614
00:58:42,612 --> 00:58:44,069
Another one?
615
00:58:44,237 --> 00:58:46,486
That is possible.
616
00:58:46,653 --> 00:58:49,277
But it will take eight hours.
617
00:58:49,445 --> 00:58:53,611
Just send our best guys, and take
them out. How many are there?
618
00:58:58,945 --> 00:59:00,069
Five.
619
00:59:00,445 --> 00:59:03,361
We will send fifty. That will bring
an end to this nonsense, right?
620
00:59:03,528 --> 00:59:05,736
- Yes, I would think so.
- Good.
621
00:59:17,362 --> 00:59:18,694
No!
622
00:59:18,862 --> 00:59:20,944
Barrie!
623
00:59:41,195 --> 00:59:43,152
That wasn't too bad.
624
00:59:43,570 --> 00:59:44,652
Where did it go?
625
00:59:51,362 --> 00:59:54,027
Look at this! Look at this!
626
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:07,819
- This is the real deal.
- Yes.
627
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:10,777
Can I see it?
628
01:00:17,487 --> 01:00:19,777
You deserved that, cunt!
629
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:22,361
Where did you get this?
630
01:00:36,362 --> 01:00:40,569
We don't know why the town
of Schijndel...
631
01:00:40,987 --> 01:00:43,861
...was attacked.
632
01:00:44,028 --> 01:00:49,444
We suspect a technical
error in Belgium...
633
01:00:49,612 --> 01:00:53,277
...accidently activated a Scud missile.
634
01:00:53,445 --> 01:00:54,902
Scud missile...
635
01:00:55,070 --> 01:00:56,236
Scunt.
636
01:00:56,403 --> 01:00:59,694
This wasn't a human error,
but a technical error.
637
01:00:59,862 --> 01:01:03,902
Goddammit, this fucking camera! I'm
going to the van, I'll be right back.
638
01:01:04,112 --> 01:01:07,236
Even though many people died,
there is no reason for a panic.
639
01:01:07,403 --> 01:01:11,319
We have declared a state of emergency,
and have sent paramedics...
640
01:01:11,695 --> 01:01:14,069
From World War ll.
641
01:01:14,403 --> 01:01:16,111
But they still work!
642
01:01:21,195 --> 01:01:22,611
Hey, virgin!
643
01:01:22,778 --> 01:01:25,319
Forget that girl, dude.
644
01:01:35,362 --> 01:01:37,694
Rene, are you with me?
645
01:02:03,403 --> 01:02:05,777
Are The Netherlands and Belgium at war?
646
01:02:07,612 --> 01:02:10,861
No, absolutely not.
647
01:02:11,528 --> 01:02:14,861
What I've been trying to explain,
is that it was an accident.
648
01:02:19,695 --> 01:02:24,069
Behind me you see the remains
of what used to be Schijndel.
649
01:02:24,528 --> 01:02:29,111
I've heard from reliable sources, that
this was not caused by a technical error...
650
01:02:29,445 --> 01:02:34,277
...but a failed attack on Maaskantje
ordered by the Dutch government...
651
01:02:35,528 --> 01:02:39,152
...to kill five guys.
652
01:02:39,403 --> 01:02:42,277
I would like to warn the people
in Maaskantje.
653
01:02:42,445 --> 01:02:45,694
Leave with your families.
It's not safe here.
654
01:02:45,862 --> 01:02:48,819
Craziness! Man!
655
01:02:49,278 --> 01:02:52,736
This is Peter Vernhout reporting
live from Maaskantje.
656
01:02:52,903 --> 01:02:55,569
Take care and good luck!
657
01:02:56,112 --> 01:03:01,361
Goddammit!
They want to destroy our town?
658
01:03:01,528 --> 01:03:02,986
I don't think so!
659
01:03:03,528 --> 01:03:06,069
Nobody touches Maaskantje!
660
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:10,277
Can we borrow that?
661
01:03:11,237 --> 01:03:12,694
Sure.
662
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,652
I have some more in the barn.
663
01:03:27,778 --> 01:03:30,527
You can each pick one.
664
01:03:44,362 --> 01:03:47,444
Those were the good old days, the war.
665
01:03:47,987 --> 01:03:52,027
This place was packed
with Jews in 1942.
666
01:03:53,153 --> 01:03:57,777
You would hand them over to the Nazis
and they would give you anything.
667
01:03:58,445 --> 01:04:00,277
That was a good deal.
668
01:04:00,445 --> 01:04:05,361
Goebbels gave me this jacket.
669
01:04:05,528 --> 01:04:09,152
Personally! He was a nice guy.
670
01:04:31,195 --> 01:04:32,694
More weapons!
671
01:04:32,862 --> 01:04:33,902
Yes!
672
01:04:52,528 --> 01:04:55,777
Nicky, Danny, come here!
673
01:04:56,987 --> 01:05:00,069
Nicky, Danny! You'll be in trouble!
674
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:08,319
Nicky, Danny!
675
01:05:44,362 --> 01:05:46,361
Hey, cunt!
676
01:06:00,778 --> 01:06:02,402
Nicky?
677
01:06:03,237 --> 01:06:04,986
Danny?
678
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:06,652
Nicky?
679
01:06:37,237 --> 01:06:38,527
Thank you.
680
01:06:39,362 --> 01:06:40,902
No problem.
681
01:06:47,778 --> 01:06:50,069
Goddammit. Such a long drive.
682
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:17,694
Keep your hands off my croquettes.
683
01:07:17,862 --> 01:07:19,361
Get out!
684
01:07:21,528 --> 01:07:24,569
Can Manuela and the kids
stay here for a while?
685
01:07:27,362 --> 01:07:28,777
All right. Fine.
686
01:07:33,237 --> 01:07:35,236
So I take it you're not leaving?
687
01:07:35,445 --> 01:07:39,361
No, dude. This food joint is my life.
I won't let anybody take it away.
688
01:07:41,487 --> 01:07:44,236
Then I guess you could use this.
689
01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:17,152
I am here to help you.
690
01:08:18,653 --> 01:08:20,361
Craziness!
691
01:08:45,278 --> 01:08:49,277
Get closer! Just aim straight, cunt!
692
01:09:07,778 --> 01:09:10,361
You did good, cunt!
693
01:09:27,945 --> 01:09:31,361
Hey, you fucking cop!
Let me out, you homo!
694
01:09:39,570 --> 01:09:42,111
Goddammit, too much recoil!
695
01:09:55,528 --> 01:09:58,027
One, two, three...
696
01:10:26,528 --> 01:10:29,027
Manuela!
What are you doing here?
697
01:10:29,195 --> 01:10:30,861
I got bored.
698
01:10:35,528 --> 01:10:37,944
So you promise that you will help me?
699
01:10:38,112 --> 01:10:40,236
And don't act weird, okay?
700
01:10:41,612 --> 01:10:43,111
Are you sure?
701
01:11:20,612 --> 01:11:21,902
Gerrie!
702
01:11:22,528 --> 01:11:23,986
You saved my life!
703
01:11:24,987 --> 01:11:28,986
I am so proud of you. I couldn't
have asked for a better son.
704
01:11:34,695 --> 01:11:37,611
- What are you talking about?
- Gerrie...
705
01:11:38,737 --> 01:11:40,736
I am your father.
706
01:11:43,487 --> 01:11:45,194
That is my jacket.
707
01:11:46,695 --> 01:11:50,611
When you were little,
I left you with your mother.
708
01:11:50,987 --> 01:11:55,486
I was way too young, and I could tell
that you were going to be a loser.
709
01:11:55,653 --> 01:11:57,944
And my food joint was far more
important to me.
710
01:11:58,112 --> 01:12:01,694
I was embarrassed to have
such an ugly child. But...
711
01:12:02,112 --> 01:12:03,986
...you saved my life.
712
01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:08,694
I'm so proud of your ugly ass. I want
everyone to know that I'm your dad.
713
01:12:10,028 --> 01:12:11,236
Dad...
714
01:12:11,862 --> 01:12:13,152
Son...
715
01:12:35,862 --> 01:12:37,402
Do you want to have a turn?
716
01:12:38,028 --> 01:12:39,236
Sure.
717
01:13:11,612 --> 01:13:13,194
Cover-up?
718
01:13:34,195 --> 01:13:36,277
Richard! Richard!
719
01:13:49,028 --> 01:13:51,944
This one is for Gradje, cunt!
720
01:13:54,987 --> 01:13:56,444
Goddammit!
721
01:14:22,820 --> 01:14:26,986
Drop your weapons!
Or I will shoot your friend.
722
01:14:27,153 --> 01:14:29,152
You too, mustache!
723
01:14:58,070 --> 01:15:00,194
Truck driver!
724
01:15:17,653 --> 01:15:19,819
Nobody touches Maaskantje!
725
01:15:22,903 --> 01:15:24,111
Bang!
726
01:15:29,612 --> 01:15:31,069
Fucking mongoloid!
727
01:15:35,612 --> 01:15:36,902
Hey, cop!
728
01:15:37,153 --> 01:15:40,777
You did that with your foot?
Cool!
729
01:16:00,445 --> 01:16:01,777
Dude, where's Rikkert?
730
01:16:19,278 --> 01:16:21,694
What about my boyfriend?
731
01:16:21,862 --> 01:16:23,402
He is dead.
732
01:16:25,987 --> 01:16:27,027
Okay.
733
01:16:39,445 --> 01:16:41,236
Nice tribal.
734
01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:11,111
Rikkert is no longer a virgin!
735
01:17:23,778 --> 01:17:25,902
I will have to put you under arrest.
736
01:17:26,945 --> 01:17:27,986
What?
737
01:17:28,153 --> 01:17:29,444
Well...
738
01:17:30,570 --> 01:17:32,319
Unpaid fines and stuff...
739
01:17:34,362 --> 01:17:36,361
What do you think?
740
01:17:36,945 --> 01:17:38,486
Please?
741
01:17:46,028 --> 01:17:49,069
R. Batsbak, G. Van Boven...
742
01:17:49,237 --> 01:17:53,152
...R. Biemans, B. Butsers
and R. Schuurmans...
743
01:17:53,320 --> 01:17:54,652
...the defendants...
744
01:17:55,112 --> 01:18:00,444
...are found guilty of the following:
745
01:18:01,528 --> 01:18:07,736
Destroying private property,
disturbance of the public peace...
746
01:18:07,903 --> 01:18:09,861
...public intoxication...
747
01:18:10,362 --> 01:18:14,194
...drug possession...
748
01:18:14,862 --> 01:18:17,527
...disrespecting an officer on duty...
749
01:18:17,695 --> 01:18:21,902
...disrespecting an officer off duty,
indecent exposure...
750
01:18:22,070 --> 01:18:26,861
...robbery, third degree assault...
751
01:18:27,153 --> 01:18:30,402
...speeding...
752
01:18:30,862 --> 01:18:34,236
...kidnapping,
destroying City property...
753
01:18:34,403 --> 01:18:38,027
...extortion, tax evasion,
weapon possession, fraud...
754
01:18:38,195 --> 01:18:40,402
...polluting the environment...
755
01:18:40,570 --> 01:18:43,861
...unpaid parking tickets...
756
01:18:44,153 --> 01:18:46,444
...withholding evidence...
757
01:18:46,862 --> 01:18:52,861
...and 39 charges of
voluntary manslaughter.
758
01:18:54,903 --> 01:18:58,111
The court of Den Bosch...
759
01:18:58,278 --> 01:19:00,819
...sentences each one of you...
760
01:19:00,987 --> 01:19:03,736
...to 240 hours of public service.
761
01:19:18,737 --> 01:19:22,027
Brabant is quiet and peaceful again...
762
01:19:22,195 --> 01:19:26,736
...after the instigators
got their sentences.
763
01:19:26,903 --> 01:19:32,527
People have gone back to their lives,
and are coping with the damage.
764
01:19:32,695 --> 01:19:35,527
Other news. Our defence minister
has not been found yet.
765
01:19:36,445 --> 01:19:37,569
Do you remember me?
766
01:19:39,570 --> 01:19:42,277
Stupid cunt!
You owe me money!
767
01:19:42,945 --> 01:19:45,319
Shut your mouth, cunt!
768
01:19:46,112 --> 01:19:49,694
I will break your neck, dude!
Try to stop me!
769
01:19:51,487 --> 01:19:53,527
Try to stop me!
770
01:19:57,820 --> 01:19:59,944
DJ Paul Elstak!
771
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:37,150
Subrip: easytobeaman
772
01:20:40,028 --> 01:20:43,277
Don't talk about my dog like that.
773
01:20:43,528 --> 01:20:44,777
Movie theater homos!
774
01:20:53,487 --> 01:20:55,652
So you you believe... Let's start over.
775
01:20:55,820 --> 01:20:58,361
Let me out of here,
homo!
776
01:20:58,820 --> 01:21:01,861
Hey! Are you fucking or something?
777
01:21:14,320 --> 01:21:16,777
She's been around.
778
01:21:16,945 --> 01:21:18,402
I don't feel anything.
779
01:21:27,112 --> 01:21:28,861
...fucking whore.
780
01:21:31,237 --> 01:21:34,319
Dammit! You ruined...
781
01:21:38,528 --> 01:21:39,569
It broke.
782
01:21:55,153 --> 01:21:57,486
Paul, dude. Add some turbo, man.
783
01:22:19,653 --> 01:22:23,652
No! My Opel Manta!
784
01:22:24,320 --> 01:22:25,861
Fuck, that was to the camera.
785
01:22:39,945 --> 01:22:42,277
Hit her head, her cheek.
786
01:22:42,445 --> 01:22:45,236
Sperm splashes through the air.
787
01:22:46,487 --> 01:22:49,569
Use the fingers. Like a rabbit,
788
01:22:49,737 --> 01:22:51,694
pussy and anus.
789
01:22:51,903 --> 01:22:54,152
His mom's a whore.
790
01:22:54,320 --> 01:22:56,277
I hit him in the neck.
791
01:22:56,445 --> 01:22:59,652
Don't touch my cake, dude.
792
01:23:15,237 --> 01:23:17,902
Look! I just found this in my desk...
793
01:23:18,070 --> 01:23:19,111
Let's do that again.
794
01:23:20,737 --> 01:23:23,236
I just found this. In my desk. So...
795
01:23:23,403 --> 01:23:24,444
Fuck!
796
01:23:24,612 --> 01:23:27,777
I just found this. In my desk.
797
01:23:29,487 --> 01:23:30,527
No, fuck.
798
01:24:04,570 --> 01:24:05,736
That got trashed.
799
01:24:11,278 --> 01:24:13,736
The court...
800
01:24:13,945 --> 01:24:16,569
...of Den Bosch...
801
01:24:17,403 --> 01:24:19,611
...will revoke your...
802
01:24:19,778 --> 01:24:22,111
...driving license.
803
01:24:23,028 --> 01:24:25,652
Truck driver. Honk, honk.
57123
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