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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:43,875 [all humming] 2 00:00:46,041 --> 00:00:47,041 [speaking Minionese] 3 00:00:47,125 --> 00:00:50,666 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪ 4 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:52,750 [speaking Minionese] 5 00:00:55,083 --> 00:00:55,916 [exclaims] 6 00:00:56,375 --> 00:00:58,333 [both sigh] 7 00:01:04,083 --> 00:01:07,708 And the puree function is perfect for blending power shakes. 8 00:01:07,791 --> 00:01:08,625 [blender whirring] 9 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:10,791 -[gulping] -[audience gasping] 10 00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:13,916 Wow, Barb! That's banana-licious! 11 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,125 [speaking Minionese] 12 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:16,833 Ah! Blender. 13 00:01:16,916 --> 00:01:19,791 [Barb] Barb's Blenders, just $19.95. 14 00:01:19,875 --> 00:01:21,625 Smoothie! Paracetamol! 15 00:01:21,708 --> 00:01:23,208 [all exclaiming] 16 00:01:26,625 --> 00:01:27,666 Uh. [grunting] 17 00:01:27,750 --> 00:01:28,750 [speaking Minionese] 18 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:31,875 Uh. [sobs] 19 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:32,791 [gasps] 20 00:01:33,625 --> 00:01:34,583 Thank you, ma'am. 21 00:01:36,083 --> 00:01:37,958 Moola! [chuckles] 22 00:01:38,041 --> 00:01:39,041 [grunts] 23 00:01:40,416 --> 00:01:41,416 [engine starts] 24 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,333 [minions laughing] 25 00:01:44,416 --> 00:01:45,875 [whistle blowing] 26 00:01:45,958 --> 00:01:47,541 [minions straining] 27 00:01:47,625 --> 00:01:48,500 Stop! 28 00:01:48,583 --> 00:01:49,625 [speaking Minionese] 29 00:01:50,750 --> 00:01:52,041 [Kevin] Uh. Hello. 30 00:01:52,125 --> 00:01:54,625 Hello, boys, what can we do for ya? 31 00:01:54,708 --> 00:01:56,458 [speaking Minionese] 32 00:01:56,541 --> 00:01:58,875 Did they just ask to shave your cat? 33 00:01:58,958 --> 00:01:59,833 -[gasps] -[screeching] 34 00:01:59,916 --> 00:02:01,875 [speaking Minionese] 35 00:02:01,958 --> 00:02:03,208 Oh, yes… 36 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:05,375 [speaking gibberish] 37 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:06,500 [snoring] 38 00:02:06,583 --> 00:02:11,833 Well, I don't have my hearing aids in, so whatever he said is fine. 39 00:02:11,916 --> 00:02:13,208 [all cheering] 40 00:02:13,458 --> 00:02:15,375 -[engine starts] -[grunts] 41 00:02:15,458 --> 00:02:17,250 [giggles, yells] 42 00:02:17,666 --> 00:02:19,083 [yelling] 43 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:23,250 -[gasps] -[water gurgling] 44 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:24,708 Uh… Hello. 45 00:02:24,791 --> 00:02:25,791 [water running] 46 00:02:26,708 --> 00:02:27,625 Hello! 47 00:02:27,708 --> 00:02:28,583 [grunts] 48 00:02:31,375 --> 00:02:32,916 [shouting in Minionese] 49 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,416 [yelping] 50 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:35,583 [groans] 51 00:02:35,666 --> 00:02:37,625 [blowing whistle] 52 00:02:37,708 --> 00:02:39,000 [blower whirring] 53 00:02:40,291 --> 00:02:41,291 [yelps] 54 00:02:41,375 --> 00:02:43,125 [yelling in Minionese] 55 00:02:44,125 --> 00:02:46,375 -[blower whirring] -[screaming] 56 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:49,125 [speaking Minionese] 57 00:02:50,375 --> 00:02:51,208 [explosion] 58 00:02:51,875 --> 00:02:53,791 [groaning] 59 00:02:56,125 --> 00:02:58,375 [both speaking Minionese] 60 00:02:58,458 --> 00:02:59,625 [blows whistle] 61 00:03:00,583 --> 00:03:01,500 [both cackling] 62 00:03:01,583 --> 00:03:02,416 Huh? 63 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:04,666 -[blower whirrs] -[both screaming] 64 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:05,833 [blows whistle] 65 00:03:05,916 --> 00:03:07,583 [speaking Minionese] 66 00:03:08,708 --> 00:03:09,916 [water rushing] 67 00:03:10,333 --> 00:03:11,750 [groaning] 68 00:03:11,833 --> 00:03:13,041 [water rushing] 69 00:03:13,375 --> 00:03:14,666 [grunting] 70 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:17,125 [dog whimpering] 71 00:03:20,375 --> 00:03:21,541 [gasps] 72 00:03:21,625 --> 00:03:22,625 [howling] 73 00:03:22,708 --> 00:03:24,125 -[screaming] -[blower whirring] 74 00:03:25,958 --> 00:03:26,958 [grunts] 75 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:28,875 -[bees buzzing] -[screaming] 76 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:30,333 [groaning] 77 00:03:30,416 --> 00:03:31,875 [water rushing] 78 00:03:31,958 --> 00:03:33,208 [grunting] 79 00:03:33,291 --> 00:03:34,833 [cracking] 80 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 [yells] 81 00:03:38,458 --> 00:03:39,958 [speaking Minionese] 82 00:03:40,041 --> 00:03:41,041 Boom! 83 00:03:41,916 --> 00:03:43,625 [breathing heavily] 84 00:03:43,708 --> 00:03:45,750 Huh? [speaking Minionese] 85 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:47,208 [screaming] 86 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:48,583 [blower blows] 87 00:03:51,083 --> 00:03:52,208 [both laughing] 88 00:03:53,625 --> 00:03:55,208 -[all laughing] -[woman 1 yelps] 89 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:01,541 [laughter continues] 90 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,125 [woman 2] Chins up, fellas. 91 00:04:06,208 --> 00:04:10,208 We haven't laughed this hard since Gertrude took up rollerblading. 92 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:11,666 [Gertrude yelping] 93 00:04:12,625 --> 00:04:14,291 -[crashing] -[laughing] 94 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:15,208 Here you go. 95 00:04:15,291 --> 00:04:20,583 Two thousand shiny pennies for a hootenanny of a show. 96 00:04:20,666 --> 00:04:22,000 [minions cheering] 97 00:04:22,708 --> 00:04:24,833 [minions chanting] Blender! Blender! Blender! 98 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:26,916 Come back anytime. 99 00:04:27,541 --> 00:04:29,250 [Barb on TV] Do you like power shakes, 100 00:04:29,333 --> 00:04:31,583 but are tired of pushing all those buttons? 101 00:04:31,666 --> 00:04:32,916 [minions] Yeah. 102 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,833 Then you need Barb's new and improved blender. 103 00:04:35,916 --> 00:04:38,666 -It does all the button-pushing for you. -[minions gasp] 104 00:04:39,083 --> 00:04:42,166 Barb's Blender, just $142.95. 105 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:45,708 [all chanting] Blender! Blender! Blender! 106 00:04:45,791 --> 00:04:46,916 Blender! 107 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:50,250 Mmm. 108 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:52,500 [laughing] 109 00:04:53,375 --> 00:04:54,916 Huh? Aww! 110 00:04:59,375 --> 00:05:00,333 Uh, uh… [passes wind] 111 00:05:00,416 --> 00:05:02,000 [both chuckle] 112 00:05:03,541 --> 00:05:05,125 -[lion roars] -[screams] 113 00:05:05,208 --> 00:05:07,166 [crying] 114 00:05:15,708 --> 00:05:17,125 -Psst. -Hmm. 115 00:05:19,208 --> 00:05:20,083 [slurps] 116 00:05:28,625 --> 00:05:30,250 [train engine chugging] 117 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:35,291 [grunting] 118 00:05:37,208 --> 00:05:38,208 Ha-ha! 119 00:05:40,458 --> 00:05:41,708 [people gasping] 120 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:43,833 -[giggles] -[Mel] Help! 121 00:05:44,375 --> 00:05:47,750 Super Gidget, it's the squirrels! They got Max! [sobs] 122 00:05:47,833 --> 00:05:49,041 -[Max yelps] -[brakes screech] 123 00:05:49,125 --> 00:05:50,666 Gidget, help! Ah. Help! 124 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:51,750 [gasps] 125 00:05:51,833 --> 00:05:53,500 [laughs diabolically] 126 00:05:53,583 --> 00:05:55,250 [Max] Help! 127 00:05:55,666 --> 00:05:57,250 I'll save you, Max. 128 00:05:58,041 --> 00:05:59,375 [panting] 129 00:06:05,458 --> 00:06:07,416 [all gulping] 130 00:06:11,541 --> 00:06:12,625 [squirrels screaming] 131 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,916 [grunting] 132 00:06:19,125 --> 00:06:20,000 Hmm. 133 00:06:20,083 --> 00:06:22,625 -[thunder rumbling] -Ugh! [groans] 134 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:27,250 [lightning cracking] 135 00:06:30,208 --> 00:06:32,041 [gasps, whimpers] 136 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:34,500 [Infestor] Ah! Super Gidget, 137 00:06:34,583 --> 00:06:36,916 so nice of you to join us. 138 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,125 [Super Gidget] Max! 139 00:06:38,875 --> 00:06:40,000 How could you? 140 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:41,958 You are a bad, bad dog! 141 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:44,500 [Infestor] Oh, I'm no dog. 142 00:06:44,583 --> 00:06:46,958 [cackling] 143 00:06:47,041 --> 00:06:50,958 I am Infestor, master of mind control, 144 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:53,833 and I am taking over every dog in the city! 145 00:06:53,916 --> 00:06:54,958 [gasps] 146 00:06:55,041 --> 00:06:57,208 Including your precious Max! 147 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,458 [both yell] 148 00:07:01,625 --> 00:07:03,291 [both grunting] 149 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:06,916 Hey! Okay, that does it! 150 00:07:07,208 --> 00:07:09,625 Activate Super Sparkle Rainbow! 151 00:07:09,708 --> 00:07:10,708 Huh? 152 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:13,916 [yelps] 153 00:07:14,833 --> 00:07:16,125 [cackles] 154 00:07:16,208 --> 00:07:17,666 [gasps, screams] 155 00:07:17,750 --> 00:07:18,708 [grunts] 156 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:21,291 [Super Gidget] Max? 157 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:23,916 [Infestor laughs, grunts] 158 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,666 [Infestor] Ha! Checkmate! 159 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:26,583 [gasps] 160 00:07:26,666 --> 00:07:29,500 You'd never hurt your true love. 161 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:32,375 Get ready to play dead! 162 00:07:32,708 --> 00:07:33,833 [Super Gidget] Sorry, 163 00:07:33,916 --> 00:07:35,291 but I don't know that trick. 164 00:07:35,375 --> 00:07:36,916 -[vacuum whirring] -[screaming] 165 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,208 [Infestor] Oh, no! No! No! 166 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,208 [screaming] 167 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:44,250 [groans] 168 00:07:45,416 --> 00:07:46,250 [Infestor] Ow. 169 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:48,000 [exhales] 170 00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:51,166 Super Gidget, you're incredible. 171 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:53,000 Just doing what I do. [giggles] 172 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:54,250 [Infestor grunting] 173 00:07:56,166 --> 00:07:57,458 [grunts] 174 00:07:57,541 --> 00:08:00,791 [Infestor] I regret nothing! 175 00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:06,208 [Super Gidget giggles] 176 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:17,833 [moans] 177 00:08:21,416 --> 00:08:23,208 [Infestor cackles] 178 00:08:23,833 --> 00:08:25,416 I'm back! 179 00:08:26,791 --> 00:08:29,166 Don't worry, Max. I got this. 180 00:08:30,416 --> 00:08:32,041 [panting and grunting] 181 00:08:32,125 --> 00:08:33,583 [grunts, mumbles] 182 00:08:33,666 --> 00:08:34,791 [exhales] 183 00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:36,958 Huh. What was all that about? 184 00:08:37,041 --> 00:08:38,875 [gasps] Maybe she's got fleas. 185 00:08:45,541 --> 00:08:46,666 [panting] 186 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:47,583 [Kevin chuckles] 187 00:08:47,666 --> 00:08:49,666 [speaking Minionese] 188 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:50,708 [whoops] 189 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,541 [both grunting] 190 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,083 Bob! 191 00:08:58,458 --> 00:08:59,583 [panting] 192 00:08:59,666 --> 00:09:01,083 [grunting] 193 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,083 [chuckles nervously] 194 00:09:06,791 --> 00:09:08,000 [bird screeching] 195 00:09:14,708 --> 00:09:16,250 [minion speaking Minionese] 196 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:25,333 [blows] 197 00:09:25,583 --> 00:09:27,083 [continues speaking Minionese] 198 00:09:29,208 --> 00:09:31,041 -[laughing] -[speaking Minionese] 199 00:09:35,166 --> 00:09:37,083 [sheriff] What are you two doing? 200 00:09:37,166 --> 00:09:40,958 This equipment is not here for your own personal amusement. 201 00:09:41,041 --> 00:09:42,041 No, no, no! 202 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:43,125 -[gasps] -[laughing] 203 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,250 [grunting angrily] 204 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:48,500 Let's see how funny you clowns are after a month on the chain gang. 205 00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:50,166 Uh, sí, sí. Okay. 206 00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:51,708 [blows raspberry] 207 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:53,666 -Booyah! -Hey! 208 00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:55,166 [both speaking Minionese] 209 00:09:56,708 --> 00:09:58,125 [minions chattering] 210 00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:04,916 Hmm. 211 00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:06,291 [both yelling] 212 00:10:08,791 --> 00:10:11,250 -[guard] Hey! Hey, you! Hey, stop! -[minions yelling] 213 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:12,958 -[whooping] -[yelling] 214 00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:18,583 [yelling] 215 00:10:19,958 --> 00:10:21,375 -[prisoner grunts] -[minion yells] 216 00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:24,166 [sirens wailing] 217 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:25,666 [grunting] 218 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,250 [speaking Minionese] 219 00:10:28,958 --> 00:10:29,958 Uh, no. 220 00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:32,541 -Uh, no. Ah. -[toy squeaks] 221 00:10:33,041 --> 00:10:35,041 -[both speaking Minionese] -Hmm? 222 00:10:35,125 --> 00:10:36,000 [groans] 223 00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:40,291 [siren wails] 224 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000 [police officers] Freeze! 225 00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:44,416 ["Bama Lama, Bama Loo" playing] 226 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:45,750 [minions laughing] 227 00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:47,500 -[whooping] -[yelling] 228 00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:49,041 All units, we need backup! 229 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:50,375 [speaking Minionese] 230 00:10:50,458 --> 00:10:51,833 [prisoner groaning] 231 00:10:51,916 --> 00:10:53,333 [siren wailing] 232 00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:55,291 [sheriff] Go, go, go! 233 00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:57,583 [screams] 234 00:10:57,916 --> 00:10:58,916 [prisoner chuckles] 235 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,208 [sirens wailing] 236 00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:02,083 [speaking Minionese] 237 00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:03,166 Hey! Whoa! 238 00:11:04,041 --> 00:11:06,041 -[laughing] -[grunts and yells] 239 00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:07,041 [groans] 240 00:11:07,791 --> 00:11:08,791 [man] Go, go, go! 241 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:10,416 -Freeze! -[minion speaking Minionese] 242 00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:12,708 [screaming] 243 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:15,041 Huh? [grunting] 244 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:16,833 [both screaming] 245 00:11:16,916 --> 00:11:19,416 [screams distorting] 246 00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:23,500 -[grunts] -[minions yelling] 247 00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:26,625 [both mumbling weakly] 248 00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:29,833 [all panting] 249 00:11:29,916 --> 00:11:31,666 [speaking Minionese] Oh! 250 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,500 -[train horn blowing] -[gasping] 251 00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:36,000 -[whimpering] -[prisoner grunting] 252 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:38,083 [both speaking Minionese] 253 00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:39,375 Oh, no! 254 00:11:39,958 --> 00:11:41,083 [whimpering] 255 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,250 -[minion screaming] -[chuckles] 256 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:48,083 [screaming] 257 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,708 [both screaming] 258 00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:52,333 [gasping] 259 00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:55,541 -[engines revving] -[sirens wailing] 260 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,750 -Huh? -[whimpering] 261 00:11:58,833 --> 00:11:59,833 [speaking Minionese] 262 00:11:59,916 --> 00:12:00,916 [both straining] 263 00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:02,458 [laughing] 264 00:12:02,541 --> 00:12:04,041 [speaks Minionese] "No, no, no!" 265 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:05,291 -[helicopter whirring] -Ouch! 266 00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:06,916 -[both gasp] -[prisoner panting] 267 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 [siren wailing] 268 00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:11,291 [both laughing] 269 00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:12,375 Uh-oh. [gasps] 270 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:15,500 [whimpering, speaking Minionese] 271 00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:18,041 -[yelling, panting] -[tires screech] 272 00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:20,041 [man] Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em! 273 00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:21,125 [all gasping] 274 00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:22,291 What the… 275 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:24,333 [whimpering] 276 00:12:24,416 --> 00:12:25,875 -[sheriff] Get 'em! -Go! Go! Go! 277 00:12:25,958 --> 00:12:26,958 [speaks Minionese] 278 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:29,750 -[both whooping] -No! 279 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,458 [whooping and laughing] 280 00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:33,125 -[grunts] -[laughing] 281 00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:34,958 -Huh? -Uh… 282 00:12:35,041 --> 00:12:36,041 [chuckles nervously] 283 00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:37,333 [sirens wailing] 284 00:12:37,416 --> 00:12:39,208 [minion sighs, speaks Minionese] 285 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:44,333 [playing rock music] 286 00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:24,708 Go, go, go, go, go! Come on, come on, come on. 287 00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:26,291 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 288 00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:28,000 Level 43! Whoa! 289 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:29,500 Whoa. Okay, head rush. 290 00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:32,333 [announcer on TV] Hey, there! Do you still live with your parents, 291 00:13:32,416 --> 00:13:34,416 eat junk food and have inflatable furniture? 292 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:35,916 [scoffs] Idiot. 293 00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:38,375 -You probably think I'm an idiot. -What? 294 00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:40,666 But I'm Garry "The Winner" Wishmann. 295 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,000 Send me $99.95 296 00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:45,833 and I'll send you my patented earphones of enlightenment. 297 00:13:45,916 --> 00:13:49,833 There, I'll guide you personally from chump to champion in one week. 298 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:53,333 Whereupon, you'll receive an official graduation certificate. 299 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:54,916 -[knock at door] -Oh, please. 300 00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:57,416 What kind of lame-wad would need that? 301 00:13:58,291 --> 00:13:59,833 For you, sir. 302 00:13:59,916 --> 00:14:02,083 -Wait, what? Who sent this? -[on intercom] Your mother! 303 00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:04,333 [screams] Mom, you know I scare easily. 304 00:14:04,416 --> 00:14:08,041 Now, you must complete the course and bring me the graduation certificate, 305 00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:09,583 or I'm kicking you out. 306 00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:11,500 I just ordered new curtains. 307 00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,500 One week, darling. Bye, Eddie. 308 00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:14,583 [sighs] 309 00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:19,500 [scoffs] This is so stupid. 310 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,500 [Wishmann over headphones] "This is so stupid." 311 00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,041 -Huh? -That's what you're thinking. 312 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,583 But now's not the time to think, 313 00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:27,000 now's the time to begin your transformation. 314 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:33,541 First, you gotta organize your exterior before you can organize your interior. 315 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:37,291 Next, remove all distractions. 316 00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:38,583 Bye, little buddy. 317 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,125 -[Wishmann] Wake up! -[gasping] 318 00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:46,166 Now that we've cleaned your outside, it's time to clean your inside. 319 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,291 [exclaims, spits] 320 00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,083 [snoring] 321 00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,166 Ah! 322 00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:51,541 Mmm… 323 00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:55,541 Mmm, don't even have to chew it. 324 00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:57,541 -[Wishmann] Up and at 'em! -[gasping] 325 00:14:57,625 --> 00:14:59,208 I'm awake, I'm awake. What now? 326 00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:01,041 It's time to get physical! 327 00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:02,500 [music playing] 328 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:06,583 [panting] Physical. 329 00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:08,708 Sorry. Trying to dance in here. 330 00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:09,958 Ah! Excuse me. 331 00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:11,208 Ow! [grunts] 332 00:15:12,666 --> 00:15:14,583 [yelling] 333 00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:17,500 -[Wishmann] Rise and shine! -Yes, Garry. 334 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,333 It's time to kick it up a notch. 335 00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:20,708 Kick it up a notch. 336 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,333 [muffled upbeat music playing] 337 00:15:31,916 --> 00:15:32,916 [Wishmann] Way to go! 338 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:33,833 The week is over 339 00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:36,791 and the graduation certificate is as good as yours… 340 00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:38,708 I did it! I'm a winner! 341 00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:41,750 …as soon as you send me an additional $99.95. 342 00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:43,708 What? But I did everything you said. 343 00:15:43,791 --> 00:15:46,750 I ate kale. You know how hard it was to eat kale? 344 00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:49,125 You owe me a certificate! Do you hear me? 345 00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:50,833 ["Thunder In Your Heart" playing] 346 00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:57,583 [grunts loudly] 347 00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:03,708 ♪ 'Cause there's thunder in your heart ♪ 348 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,375 ♪ Every move is like lightning ♪ 349 00:16:08,541 --> 00:16:14,250 ♪ And you hit the mark with your hand on the wall you've been striking ♪ 350 00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,916 -I, uh… -Listen, Wishmann. 351 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,333 I need that certificate. 352 00:16:17,416 --> 00:16:18,750 -Okay, so here's-- -[woman] Garry! 353 00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:21,416 Stop playing those video games and go clean the pool! 354 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,625 Yes, Mother. 355 00:16:22,708 --> 00:16:24,791 You're Garry "The Winner" Wishmann? 356 00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:26,500 It's just, it's just Garry. 357 00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:28,625 I've been treating you like my lord and master. 358 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:30,666 Sorry, the whole commercial was my mom's idea. 359 00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:33,333 She's like, "Get some ambition, or I'm kicking you out." 360 00:16:33,416 --> 00:16:35,416 Dude, we're living the same life. 361 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,333 Wait a minute. 362 00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:39,625 Is that the original edish of Diamonds of Greyfork? 363 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,416 Hey, dog, thanks for the certificate. 364 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,000 My mom, like, totally framed it. 365 00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:44,583 My mom won't get off my back. 366 00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:47,166 Just tell her we're flowers waiting to blossom. 367 00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:49,041 Like we are about to blossom… 368 00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:50,458 [both] Into level 43! 369 00:16:50,541 --> 00:16:51,375 -Yes! -Yeah! 370 00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:53,583 [announcer on TV] Are you a flower waiting to blossom? 371 00:16:53,666 --> 00:16:55,916 Are your parents on your back and can't get them off? 372 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,750 Then I can help. 373 00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,416 -[scoffs] Idiot. -Idiot. 374 00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:03,208 [minions speaking Minionese] 375 00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:05,541 Go, go. 376 00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,125 [speaking Minionese] 377 00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:11,041 Okay. 378 00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:12,125 [all speaking Minionese] 379 00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,583 Aah! [speaks Minionese] 380 00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:15,375 [electricity buzzing] 381 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,125 [minions cheering] 382 00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:29,291 [speaks Minionese] 383 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,250 [minion humming] 384 00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:45,625 [chuckles] No, no, no, no. 385 00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:47,291 [mumbling] 386 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,041 [speaks Minionese, grunts] 387 00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:53,458 [laughs, speaks Minionese] 388 00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:54,916 [scoffs] 389 00:17:58,916 --> 00:17:59,916 [grunts] 390 00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:02,750 Whoo-hoo! 391 00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:03,958 [grumbles] 392 00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:07,250 [chuckles] 393 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:15,166 [speaks Minionese, laughs] 394 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,500 [sighs] 395 00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:18,083 [speaks Minionese] 396 00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:19,666 Ah! 397 00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:23,125 Oh. [chuckles] 398 00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:32,750 [grunting] 399 00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:35,541 [speaks Minionese] 400 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,916 -[speaks Minionese] -[bell dings] 401 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,458 [grunting] 402 00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,666 [both grunting] 403 00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:52,083 Huh? Ah. 404 00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,041 [both grunting] 405 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:56,458 [grunts in frustration] 406 00:18:57,958 --> 00:18:59,166 [speaks Minionese] 407 00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:00,083 Oh. Okay. 408 00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:02,125 [chuckles] 409 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:03,708 [gasps] 410 00:19:03,958 --> 00:19:04,875 -Ow! -[chuckles] 411 00:19:04,958 --> 00:19:05,875 [speaks Minionese] 412 00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:07,916 [laughs, speaks Minionese] 413 00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:10,833 [both grunting] 414 00:19:13,916 --> 00:19:15,333 [grunting weakly] 415 00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:21,125 [chuckles] 416 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,791 [speaks Minionese] 417 00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,291 [screams] 418 00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:32,000 -[explosion] -[laughs exultantly] 419 00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:35,500 [speaks Minionese] 420 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,583 -[laughs] -[grunts] 421 00:19:41,666 --> 00:19:43,416 [both whooping] 422 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,083 [screaming] 423 00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:46,583 [laughing] 424 00:19:46,666 --> 00:19:47,500 [gasps] 425 00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:52,083 [both screaming] 426 00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,458 [both panting] 427 00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:03,083 [chuckles] 428 00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:04,458 Yah! Yah! 429 00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:06,833 [grunting] 430 00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:11,208 -[screams] -[gasps] 431 00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:13,166 [both screaming] 432 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,208 [muffled explosion] 433 00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:23,291 [groans] 434 00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:25,625 [grunting] 435 00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:26,875 Phil. Phil. 436 00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:27,875 [gasps] 437 00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:29,250 [speaks Minionese] 438 00:20:30,791 --> 00:20:32,250 [grunts, chuckles] 439 00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:34,708 Huh? 440 00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:40,000 [clangs] 441 00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:43,125 -Huh? -[chuckles] 442 00:20:44,666 --> 00:20:45,875 [all grunting] 443 00:20:47,041 --> 00:20:48,000 [speaks Minionese] 444 00:20:53,041 --> 00:20:54,291 [Bob] Minions! 445 00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:57,166 [minion 1] Oh, the Grinch! 446 00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:00,541 -[exclaims] -[minion 2] Lorax! Lorax! 447 00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:04,208 -[Bob exclaiming excitedly] -[minion 1] Oh, Snowball! 448 00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:06,708 [all exclaiming] 449 00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:09,375 [minion 1 reading] 450 00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:11,458 [romantic music playing] 451 00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:22,208 [gasps] 452 00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:28,625 [grunts] Huh? 453 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,625 [speaking other language] 454 00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:36,958 [whoops] 455 00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:41,541 [Bar-ba-loots speaking] 456 00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:42,500 [whoops] 457 00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:46,333 [sighs] 458 00:21:52,916 --> 00:21:54,166 [gasps] 459 00:21:57,625 --> 00:21:58,458 [giggles] 460 00:21:58,916 --> 00:21:59,791 Hmm. 461 00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:03,208 [singing] 462 00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:04,125 Huh? 463 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:09,833 [grunts] 464 00:22:09,916 --> 00:22:11,666 [singing] 465 00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:13,416 [giggling] 466 00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:18,041 -[grunts] -[singing] 467 00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:21,750 [whistles] 468 00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:24,083 [Swomee Swans singing] 469 00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,166 [singing] 470 00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:38,458 Ow! 471 00:22:38,541 --> 00:22:40,041 [Humming Fish singing] 472 00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:42,916 [singing] 473 00:22:51,833 --> 00:22:53,791 [Swomee Swans singing] 474 00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:55,500 [rapping] 475 00:23:00,875 --> 00:23:02,416 -[horn blows] -[squawks] 476 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:04,333 [singing] 477 00:23:10,458 --> 00:23:12,291 [rapping] 478 00:23:28,416 --> 00:23:30,041 [singing] 479 00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,250 [chorus singing] 480 00:23:58,083 --> 00:24:00,000 [speaking Minionese] 481 00:24:00,083 --> 00:24:01,291 [giggling] 482 00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:03,625 [speaking Minionese] 483 00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:04,541 [gasping] 484 00:24:04,625 --> 00:24:06,541 -[screaming] -[speaking Minionese] 485 00:24:06,625 --> 00:24:07,500 Okay. 486 00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,166 -[Bob speaks Minionese] -[chuckles] 487 00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:11,291 [Bob grunting] 488 00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:12,416 Stuart. 489 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,083 Hmm? Okay. 490 00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:16,958 -[balloon pops] -[screaming, groans] 491 00:24:17,541 --> 00:24:19,833 [Bob] Illumiation. 492 00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:20,916 [groans] 493 00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,791 -[speaking gibberish] -[baby cooing] 494 00:24:33,833 --> 00:24:35,333 [stomach grumbling] 495 00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,208 [crying] 496 00:24:37,291 --> 00:24:38,125 Oh. 497 00:24:42,291 --> 00:24:43,333 [both] Huh? 498 00:24:47,583 --> 00:24:48,583 Ah. 499 00:24:49,166 --> 00:24:50,000 Aah. 500 00:24:50,083 --> 00:24:51,375 -Nah! -[whimpering] 501 00:24:52,833 --> 00:24:54,541 [gulps, burps] 502 00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:57,125 -[baby crying] -[yelling] 503 00:24:57,750 --> 00:24:59,416 -[exclaims excitedly] -Huh? 504 00:25:04,958 --> 00:25:05,791 [both slurp] 505 00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:08,166 -[cooing] -[baby giggling] 506 00:25:08,750 --> 00:25:10,125 [grunting] 507 00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:12,625 -Okay. -[grunts] 508 00:25:12,708 --> 00:25:13,541 [baby giggles] 509 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,250 -[cooing in Minionese] -[exclaims excitedly] 510 00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:19,166 Huh. 511 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,541 -[baby grunts] -[yelling] 512 00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:23,583 -[screaming] -[baby giggling] 513 00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:25,041 [speaking Minionese] 514 00:25:26,083 --> 00:25:27,416 [screaming] 515 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:28,958 Huh. 516 00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:30,041 Hmm. 517 00:25:30,541 --> 00:25:31,750 [baby grunting] 518 00:25:32,625 --> 00:25:33,625 [laughing] 519 00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:35,125 [baby yells] 520 00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:40,666 -[laughing] -[baby grunting] 521 00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,583 [minions yelling] 522 00:25:48,708 --> 00:25:49,708 [both] Oh? 523 00:25:53,583 --> 00:25:55,666 -[speaking Minionese] -[whimpering] 524 00:25:56,916 --> 00:25:59,125 -[laughing] -[gasps] 525 00:25:59,208 --> 00:26:00,916 [yelling] 526 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,208 [exclaiming in Minionese] 527 00:26:02,666 --> 00:26:05,250 [bird squawking] 528 00:26:05,625 --> 00:26:07,166 -Oh, no. -[whimpering] 529 00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:08,708 [bird squawking] 530 00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:16,208 [grunting] 531 00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:17,541 Ha. 532 00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:20,208 [gasps] 533 00:26:20,291 --> 00:26:21,375 [grunting] 534 00:26:21,458 --> 00:26:22,333 [both scream] 535 00:26:22,583 --> 00:26:23,958 No, no, no, no, no, no! 536 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,166 -Ah! -[squawking] 537 00:26:26,833 --> 00:26:28,333 [eggs cracking] 538 00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:30,333 [cooing] 539 00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:34,416 [squawking] 540 00:26:34,875 --> 00:26:36,083 [minions screaming] 541 00:26:53,083 --> 00:26:53,958 [bird gasps] 542 00:26:56,625 --> 00:26:57,708 [yelling] 543 00:27:02,875 --> 00:27:04,208 [minions screaming] 544 00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:06,250 [minions grunt] 545 00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:08,458 [minions groaning] 546 00:27:11,041 --> 00:27:12,250 [breathing heavily] 547 00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:14,375 [both scream and whimper] 548 00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:20,375 [chuckles nervously] 549 00:27:20,458 --> 00:27:21,666 [grunts] 550 00:27:22,375 --> 00:27:23,791 [baby cooing] 551 00:27:26,791 --> 00:27:28,166 [baby giggling] 552 00:27:28,958 --> 00:27:30,583 [grunting] 553 00:27:30,666 --> 00:27:32,041 Okay. [grunts] 554 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:34,958 [slurping] 555 00:27:35,333 --> 00:27:36,666 [minions straining] 556 00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:39,583 Mmm. 557 00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:41,208 [speaking Minionese] 558 00:27:41,291 --> 00:27:42,500 [both grunting] 559 00:27:43,583 --> 00:27:44,958 [baby slurping] 560 00:27:45,041 --> 00:27:45,958 [both] Huh? 561 00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:47,625 [burps] 562 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:49,458 [both gasp] 563 00:27:49,541 --> 00:27:50,750 [speaking Minionese] 564 00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:52,416 -[minions whimper] -Huh? 565 00:27:54,416 --> 00:27:55,416 [cooing] 566 00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:56,791 Huh? 567 00:27:57,125 --> 00:27:57,958 [grunting angrily] 568 00:27:58,583 --> 00:27:59,750 [minions screaming] 569 00:28:05,875 --> 00:28:06,875 [laughing] 570 00:28:06,958 --> 00:28:08,125 -[bird squawking] -[whimpers] 571 00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:09,625 [baby yelling] 572 00:28:15,916 --> 00:28:17,041 [Truffula tree puffs] 573 00:28:18,083 --> 00:28:19,500 [minion giggles] 574 00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:21,041 [speaks Minionese] 575 00:28:24,458 --> 00:28:25,541 Ah. Ah. 576 00:28:25,916 --> 00:28:26,916 [laughs excitedly] 577 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,333 Yippee! [laughs] 578 00:28:28,416 --> 00:28:29,375 Thank you. 579 00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:46,041 [hooves clopping] 580 00:28:49,708 --> 00:28:50,625 Whoa! 581 00:28:58,958 --> 00:29:00,000 [whinnies] 582 00:29:00,083 --> 00:29:02,958 Guys, sorry, this is a precision machine, okay? 583 00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:03,875 So, no joyrides. 584 00:29:04,291 --> 00:29:07,500 You can sit on the wagon, but it better not move an inch. 585 00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:08,583 Uh-uh. 586 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,958 -[both chuckling] -Ya! Ya! Ya! 587 00:29:16,041 --> 00:29:17,083 [snorts] 588 00:29:22,791 --> 00:29:23,791 [huffs] 589 00:29:24,583 --> 00:29:25,583 Ya! 590 00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:27,041 Whoo-hoo! 591 00:29:29,833 --> 00:29:31,958 -Ya! Ya! -Whoo! 592 00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:36,583 [both laughing] 593 00:29:47,541 --> 00:29:48,375 [huffs] 594 00:29:48,666 --> 00:29:49,541 Ya! 595 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:53,500 [both groan] 596 00:29:54,416 --> 00:29:55,791 [wagon creaking] 597 00:30:01,583 --> 00:30:02,458 [both screaming] 598 00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:08,083 [whinnying] 599 00:30:10,458 --> 00:30:12,125 [grunting] 600 00:30:12,666 --> 00:30:13,583 [screams] 601 00:30:15,916 --> 00:30:16,916 Yay! 602 00:30:28,375 --> 00:30:29,583 [whinnying] 603 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,500 [screams] 604 00:30:38,916 --> 00:30:39,958 [groans] 605 00:30:41,208 --> 00:30:42,041 [screams] 606 00:30:44,083 --> 00:30:45,500 [wind whistling] 607 00:31:00,416 --> 00:31:02,875 Well, what do you know? You followed instructions. 608 00:31:02,958 --> 00:31:05,125 Thanks for keeping an eye on the wagon. Appreciate it. 609 00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:06,208 [sneezes] 610 00:31:11,875 --> 00:31:12,708 [chuckles] 611 00:31:12,791 --> 00:31:14,083 [grunts in anger] 612 00:31:23,541 --> 00:31:25,166 [giggling] 613 00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:27,333 [exclaims excitedly] 614 00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:30,416 [giggles] 615 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:32,833 [panting] 616 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:36,958 [exclaims] 617 00:31:37,708 --> 00:31:38,916 [minions grunting] 618 00:31:43,833 --> 00:31:45,625 Whoo-hoo! [giggles] Huh? 619 00:31:46,666 --> 00:31:48,291 [whimpering] Buddies? 620 00:31:49,041 --> 00:31:50,416 [crying] 621 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:52,541 [panting] Bob. [speaks Minionese] 622 00:31:53,916 --> 00:31:54,750 [speaks Minionese] 623 00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:56,458 Ah. 624 00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:58,291 [Bob sighs] 625 00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:06,666 [alarm blaring] 626 00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:13,791 Nelson family, another fun and successful robbery! 627 00:32:13,875 --> 00:32:15,125 [all] Yay! 628 00:32:15,208 --> 00:32:17,750 Binky, take that priceless artifact out of your mouth. 629 00:32:17,833 --> 00:32:19,583 -You don't know where it's been. -[whimpers] 630 00:32:19,666 --> 00:32:21,791 Walter, have you seen Binky's pacifier? 631 00:32:21,875 --> 00:32:25,375 Jeepers Christmas, Madge, we may have left it behind in the museum. 632 00:32:25,458 --> 00:32:28,791 Gosh, Binky, I hate to say it, but that pacifier's gone. 633 00:32:29,458 --> 00:32:31,791 Maybe it's time to be a big boy. 634 00:32:31,875 --> 00:32:32,875 [sighs] 635 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,375 [suckling] 636 00:32:38,208 --> 00:32:39,708 [retching] 637 00:32:49,125 --> 00:32:51,958 You're never getting me back, Binky. 638 00:32:52,041 --> 00:32:53,791 I've moved on. 639 00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:54,875 [gasps] 640 00:32:59,416 --> 00:33:00,375 Hmm… 641 00:33:13,666 --> 00:33:15,208 [giggling] 642 00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:25,875 [horse neighing on TV] 643 00:33:39,583 --> 00:33:40,416 [gasps] 644 00:33:41,208 --> 00:33:42,375 [shrieking] 645 00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:43,458 [giggles] 646 00:33:57,708 --> 00:33:58,541 [blows] 647 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:01,833 [beeps] 648 00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:05,000 -[giggles] Huh? -[alarm beeps] 649 00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:12,250 Phew. 650 00:34:12,333 --> 00:34:13,833 -[alarm blaring] -Huh? 651 00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:19,250 Hmm. 652 00:34:32,375 --> 00:34:33,416 [sighing] 653 00:34:34,166 --> 00:34:35,208 Huh? 654 00:34:35,916 --> 00:34:37,625 [gasps] Yeah! 655 00:34:38,041 --> 00:34:39,041 [giggles excitedly] 656 00:34:40,041 --> 00:34:43,000 Well, well, well, what do we have here? 657 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:43,916 [gasps] 658 00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:45,750 Hold the… What in the… 659 00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:49,041 Wait a minute. You robbed the museum. 660 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,875 Nah-uh, baby-face, you ain't going anywhere 661 00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:54,333 till you give me that junk back. 662 00:34:55,958 --> 00:34:57,041 [laughing] 663 00:34:57,125 --> 00:34:58,458 Give me your best shot. 664 00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:05,125 Ha! You missed. 665 00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:11,833 Give me… the art back… 666 00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:13,916 now. 667 00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:15,416 [chuckles] 668 00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:19,708 [gasps] 669 00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:24,750 No, no, no, no, no, no! 670 00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:26,000 [exclaiming] 671 00:35:28,375 --> 00:35:30,208 Honey, Walter, I just wanna check on Binky. 672 00:35:30,291 --> 00:35:31,125 [yawning] 673 00:35:31,208 --> 00:35:32,458 He's my favorite. 674 00:35:35,291 --> 00:35:39,333 You see, Madge, he's forgotten all about that pacifier. 675 00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:40,666 Oh… 676 00:35:40,750 --> 00:35:43,125 They grow up so fast. 677 00:35:43,208 --> 00:35:44,541 We're great parents. 678 00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:46,291 [Walter] Top 10, Madge, top 10. 679 00:35:46,375 --> 00:35:47,375 [door closes] 680 00:35:48,416 --> 00:35:49,416 [giggles] 681 00:35:50,166 --> 00:35:51,166 [suckling] 682 00:35:58,166 --> 00:35:59,541 [speaks Minionese] 683 00:35:59,916 --> 00:36:01,083 [exclaims excitedly] 684 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:03,708 [laughing] 685 00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:06,333 -[speaking Minionese] -[electricity buzzing] 686 00:36:07,416 --> 00:36:08,666 -[explosion] -[both grunt] 687 00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:12,250 [groans] 688 00:36:13,666 --> 00:36:15,541 Stuart! Yoo-hoo! Stuart! 689 00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:17,333 [Stuart groans] 690 00:36:19,666 --> 00:36:20,750 [buzzer buzzes] 691 00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:33,625 [speaks Minionese] 692 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:34,916 Ah. 693 00:36:36,333 --> 00:36:37,666 -[video game chiming] -Huh? 694 00:36:39,583 --> 00:36:42,333 Ken? [speaks Minionese] 695 00:36:43,291 --> 00:36:44,375 [groans] 696 00:36:45,041 --> 00:36:45,875 [grunts] 697 00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:47,541 Yes! 698 00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:49,000 Ah. 699 00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:50,875 [speaks Minionese] 700 00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:53,000 [groans, mocking] 701 00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:54,375 [buzzer buzzes] 702 00:36:56,416 --> 00:36:57,416 Ah. 703 00:36:59,875 --> 00:37:01,500 [groans] 704 00:37:01,583 --> 00:37:02,416 Ah. 705 00:37:04,208 --> 00:37:05,041 [grunts] 706 00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:08,250 Yahoo! [exclaims] 707 00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:09,833 [laughs] 708 00:37:09,916 --> 00:37:11,875 -[rumbling] -[video game chiming] 709 00:37:11,958 --> 00:37:12,791 Hmm? 710 00:37:12,875 --> 00:37:13,708 Huh? 711 00:37:14,875 --> 00:37:15,708 Huh? 712 00:37:17,291 --> 00:37:18,458 [grunts in frustration] Ken! 713 00:37:18,916 --> 00:37:20,416 [speaks Minionese] 714 00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:23,916 [exclaims] 715 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,416 [laughing] 716 00:37:28,833 --> 00:37:29,708 [gasps] 717 00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:32,291 -[continues laughing] -[Mike grunting] 718 00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:34,458 -[growling] -[gasps] 719 00:37:34,541 --> 00:37:36,125 [growling] 720 00:37:36,208 --> 00:37:37,250 [screams] 721 00:37:37,333 --> 00:37:38,875 [grunting] 722 00:37:39,416 --> 00:37:40,791 -[grunts] -[gasps] 723 00:37:42,125 --> 00:37:43,541 [speaks Minionese] 724 00:37:43,625 --> 00:37:44,458 [buzzer buzzes] 725 00:37:45,916 --> 00:37:46,833 [whimpers softly] 726 00:37:57,958 --> 00:37:59,000 [gasps] 727 00:38:02,833 --> 00:38:03,666 [gasps] 728 00:38:05,708 --> 00:38:06,541 Huh? 729 00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:09,750 Hmm. 730 00:38:09,833 --> 00:38:11,916 -[video game chiming] -[speaks Minionese] 731 00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:13,750 [chuckles] 732 00:38:14,833 --> 00:38:15,666 [chuckles] 733 00:38:17,291 --> 00:38:19,708 [gasps, grunting frantically] 734 00:38:19,791 --> 00:38:20,958 [Ken chuckling] 735 00:38:21,625 --> 00:38:23,125 [speaking Minionese] 736 00:38:26,750 --> 00:38:27,791 [Ken laughing] 737 00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:31,958 [gasping] 738 00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:38,041 [laughing] 739 00:38:39,541 --> 00:38:40,541 [speaks Minionese] 740 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:45,958 [laughing hysterically] 741 00:38:46,916 --> 00:38:48,041 [buzzer buzzes] 742 00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:50,208 [mewling] 743 00:38:51,541 --> 00:38:52,416 [gasps] 744 00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:55,708 [Ken exclaims] 745 00:38:58,083 --> 00:38:59,083 No, no, no, no, no. 746 00:38:59,166 --> 00:39:00,125 No, no, no, no, no. 747 00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:01,916 No! [panting] 748 00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:04,333 [buzzer buzzes] 749 00:39:04,416 --> 00:39:05,958 [speaks Minionese] 750 00:39:15,583 --> 00:39:17,500 [both grunting] 751 00:39:23,666 --> 00:39:24,875 -[exclaims] -[growls] 752 00:39:28,125 --> 00:39:29,958 [exclaims and screams] 753 00:39:30,041 --> 00:39:31,000 Mike! 754 00:39:32,916 --> 00:39:34,250 -[groans] -Oh, Mike. 755 00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:36,000 [speaking Minionese] 756 00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:40,708 -[mewling] -Aww. [chuckles] 757 00:39:40,791 --> 00:39:42,250 [cooing] 758 00:39:48,041 --> 00:39:48,875 Huh? 759 00:39:50,291 --> 00:39:51,416 [speaks Minionese] 760 00:39:52,125 --> 00:39:52,958 Phew. 761 00:39:53,041 --> 00:39:54,208 [both] Huh? 762 00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:57,583 [kittens growling] 763 00:39:57,916 --> 00:39:59,375 [both screaming] 764 00:40:00,708 --> 00:40:02,500 There. Ah. 765 00:40:02,583 --> 00:40:03,875 [speaks Minionese] 766 00:40:03,958 --> 00:40:06,708 Uh, are you sure this is going to work? 767 00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:08,500 [screams] 768 00:40:11,708 --> 00:40:13,458 [exclaiming] 769 00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:17,458 Whoa! 770 00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:20,333 [exclaiming] 771 00:40:22,916 --> 00:40:23,833 [screams] 772 00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:26,958 [gasps] 773 00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:28,375 [speaks Minionese] 774 00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:29,875 [reading] 775 00:40:29,958 --> 00:40:30,875 [screams] 776 00:40:34,458 --> 00:40:35,916 [doorbell rings] 777 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,750 Yo, yo, yo! 778 00:40:37,833 --> 00:40:39,333 Shh! I just put the kids to bed. 779 00:40:39,416 --> 00:40:42,166 Gunter, it's so great you offered to do this, buddy. 780 00:40:42,250 --> 00:40:43,750 I insist to, Rosita. 781 00:40:43,833 --> 00:40:46,625 I'm known as, like, the very best babysitter. 782 00:40:46,708 --> 00:40:48,125 Are you sure you're okay with this? 783 00:40:48,208 --> 00:40:50,375 This will be as easy as dusselberry pie. 784 00:40:50,458 --> 00:40:53,333 I will prove to you, okay? Trust Gunter. 785 00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:55,625 I'm having second thoughts. 786 00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:58,583 Go, go, go, it will be, like, totally fine. 787 00:41:02,875 --> 00:41:03,875 [squeaks] 788 00:41:04,458 --> 00:41:05,791 Shh… 789 00:41:06,291 --> 00:41:08,250 -[cell phone ringing] -[gasps] Oh, no. 790 00:41:11,583 --> 00:41:13,208 I forgot to say we'll be home by 9:00. 791 00:41:13,291 --> 00:41:15,041 If there's any problem at all, just call me. 792 00:41:15,125 --> 00:41:17,166 [whispering] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Goodbye now. 793 00:41:17,791 --> 00:41:19,541 -[sighs, gasps] -Where's Mommy? 794 00:41:20,166 --> 00:41:21,625 Hello, tiny piglet. 795 00:41:21,708 --> 00:41:23,375 Mommy will be back soon. 796 00:41:23,458 --> 00:41:25,166 Uncle Gunter is here in the meantime, 797 00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:27,583 so go back to sleep. [chuckles nervously] 798 00:41:28,875 --> 00:41:30,375 Can I have some candy? 799 00:41:30,458 --> 00:41:34,083 No, no, no. You must go back to sleeping, okay? 800 00:41:34,166 --> 00:41:35,625 Pretty please? 801 00:41:35,708 --> 00:41:37,750 Hmm. Okay, okay. 802 00:41:37,833 --> 00:41:41,208 I give you one piece, and then the bedtime. 803 00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:43,333 Oh, no! [gasps] 804 00:41:44,208 --> 00:41:45,375 Okay, all right… 805 00:41:47,916 --> 00:41:49,000 [all] Candy! 806 00:41:49,083 --> 00:41:50,166 Don't, please! 807 00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:51,333 [chomping] 808 00:41:51,416 --> 00:41:52,500 [screams] 809 00:41:52,583 --> 00:41:55,333 Don't! Now is the time for the sleeping. 810 00:41:55,416 --> 00:41:57,000 [piglets laughing] 811 00:41:58,583 --> 00:42:01,625 Please, piggies, beddy-bye time. 812 00:42:11,875 --> 00:42:12,958 [yelling excitedly] 813 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:15,583 [grunting] 814 00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:17,291 [piglets clamoring] 815 00:42:22,291 --> 00:42:23,875 My tongue is warm. 816 00:42:26,833 --> 00:42:27,666 Mmm. 817 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,333 He's gonna call Mommy! 818 00:42:29,416 --> 00:42:31,208 I didn't want to have to do this. 819 00:42:31,791 --> 00:42:33,083 ["Pump Up the Jam" playing] 820 00:42:33,166 --> 00:42:34,041 [all gasp] 821 00:42:34,125 --> 00:42:35,583 ♪ A-pump it, pump it… ♪ 822 00:42:35,666 --> 00:42:36,916 Okay. 823 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,291 Now, follow along with Uncle Gunter. 824 00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:42,000 We dance all your energies out now! 825 00:42:42,083 --> 00:42:43,750 ♪ Pump up the jam, pump it up ♪ 826 00:42:43,833 --> 00:42:45,791 ♪ While your feet are stompin' ♪ 827 00:42:45,875 --> 00:42:47,291 ♪ And the jam is pumpin' ♪ 828 00:42:47,375 --> 00:42:49,166 ♪ Look ahead… ♪ 829 00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:50,875 Follow the piggy piper. 830 00:42:50,958 --> 00:42:53,375 ♪ I don't want a place to stay ♪ 831 00:42:53,458 --> 00:42:56,166 ♪ Get your booty on the floor tonight ♪ 832 00:42:56,250 --> 00:42:57,916 ♪ Make my day ♪ 833 00:42:59,583 --> 00:43:03,666 Try as you might, you can't deny the power of the beat. 834 00:43:04,083 --> 00:43:05,833 [all panting] 835 00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:08,500 [piglet] I'm tired. 836 00:43:08,583 --> 00:43:09,583 Yeah! 837 00:43:10,416 --> 00:43:12,458 Bedtime. 838 00:43:12,541 --> 00:43:15,083 But I'm not tired. [groans] 839 00:43:16,541 --> 00:43:17,583 Hurry! [gasps] 840 00:43:18,791 --> 00:43:20,083 [panting] 841 00:43:20,708 --> 00:43:22,416 -Oh! Here we go. -[snoring] 842 00:43:25,541 --> 00:43:26,541 [gasps] 843 00:43:27,875 --> 00:43:28,875 [panting] 844 00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:36,041 Wow. Gunter, I have to admit I'm impressed. 845 00:43:36,125 --> 00:43:37,833 Yeah. I told you, 846 00:43:37,916 --> 00:43:39,958 -it's easy as dusselberry pie. -[snoring] 847 00:43:41,708 --> 00:43:42,708 [grunts] 848 00:43:43,541 --> 00:43:45,041 [chuckling] 849 00:43:45,625 --> 00:43:47,333 Same time next week? 850 00:43:48,333 --> 00:43:50,666 ♪ Pump up the jam, pump it up ♪ 851 00:43:50,750 --> 00:43:52,166 ♪ A-pump it up, yo, pump it ♪ 852 00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:54,500 ♪ Pump up the jam, pump it up ♪ 853 00:43:54,583 --> 00:43:56,583 ♪ A-pump it up, yo, pump it ♪ 854 00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:17,041 ♪ Pump up the jam, pump it Pump it, pump it, pump it ♪ 51272

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