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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,590 --> 00:00:05,725 ...You just saw now are of the hottest dancers in town 2 00:00:05,759 --> 00:00:07,093 on Shake It Up Chicago. 3 00:00:07,127 --> 00:00:09,395 Thanks for joining us, and as the French say, 4 00:00:09,430 --> 00:00:10,930 see you next week! 5 00:00:16,737 --> 00:00:17,770 Do you smell that? 6 00:00:17,805 --> 00:00:19,639 Yeah, someone really stinks. 7 00:00:21,775 --> 00:00:22,809 It's you. 8 00:00:22,843 --> 00:00:25,578 No, it's you. 9 00:00:25,612 --> 00:00:27,313 It's pay day. 10 00:00:27,347 --> 00:00:29,782 Ha-ha, jump. Jump like you're dolphins 11 00:00:29,817 --> 00:00:31,684 and I have a bucket of sardines. 12 00:00:36,190 --> 00:00:38,458 Wow, we get to be on TV, 13 00:00:38,492 --> 00:00:40,059 and they pay us. 14 00:00:40,093 --> 00:00:43,563 Now if they just paid us to go to school... 15 00:00:43,597 --> 00:00:46,833 Oh. Hey, what are you guys going to do with your money? 16 00:00:46,867 --> 00:00:47,867 What we always do- 17 00:00:47,901 --> 00:00:49,702 buy golden shoes and fancy pants. 18 00:00:51,805 --> 00:00:54,340 It's called "investing in yourself. " 19 00:00:54,374 --> 00:00:56,209 Ka-ching. 20 00:00:58,679 --> 00:01:01,247 And this is our Shake It Up Chicago stage. 21 00:01:01,281 --> 00:01:03,683 We've been shooting here for the last 11 years, 22 00:01:03,717 --> 00:01:04,817 and right over there 23 00:01:04,852 --> 00:01:06,686 are our two newest backup dancers, 24 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:07,820 Rocky and CeCe. 25 00:01:07,855 --> 00:01:09,288 Oh. 26 00:01:10,691 --> 00:01:13,693 Do they have Shake It Up in your land? 27 00:01:14,895 --> 00:01:18,631 Yeah, our "land" is Pittsburgh. 28 00:01:18,665 --> 00:01:21,267 Oh, Aloha. 29 00:01:23,770 --> 00:01:24,704 So you're the new girls, huh? 30 00:01:24,738 --> 00:01:26,138 Yeah. 31 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:27,406 Well, me and my friends dance a little. 32 00:01:27,441 --> 00:01:28,908 Maybe you guys can give us some pointers. 33 00:01:28,942 --> 00:01:30,743 Sure, but I have to warn you. 34 00:01:30,777 --> 00:01:33,412 We're a little advanced. 35 00:01:33,447 --> 00:01:36,282 But we'll see what you kids got. 36 00:01:36,316 --> 00:01:38,551 Hey, Marco, drop something hot. 37 00:01:38,585 --> 00:01:40,152 Synced and Edited By KesemB www.addic7ed.com 38 00:02:37,077 --> 00:02:38,644 So, what do you guys think? 39 00:02:38,679 --> 00:02:40,646 Nah. 40 00:03:38,939 --> 00:03:42,174 Who's ready for a pedi party? 41 00:03:42,209 --> 00:03:44,010 Me! 42 00:03:44,044 --> 00:03:45,978 Sorry, Elvis, but it's that time again. 43 00:03:48,882 --> 00:03:51,717 Uh-oh, I see clouds rolling in. 44 00:03:51,752 --> 00:03:53,986 That means it's time for... 45 00:03:54,021 --> 00:03:55,655 Rain! 46 00:03:55,689 --> 00:03:57,156 Whoo! 47 00:04:01,895 --> 00:04:05,998 Mom! They're doing it again! 48 00:04:06,033 --> 00:04:09,068 All right, girls, girls, hey. 49 00:04:09,102 --> 00:04:11,737 This is completely inappropriate. 50 00:04:11,772 --> 00:04:13,572 You have to let your mommy go first. 51 00:04:13,607 --> 00:04:16,108 Money! Money! 52 00:04:16,143 --> 00:04:19,478 Am I the only mature one in this family? 53 00:04:19,513 --> 00:04:22,515 Money, money, money, money, money, money... mwah. 54 00:04:22,549 --> 00:04:25,418 Okay, as fun as this is, there's a voice in my head 55 00:04:25,452 --> 00:04:27,720 telling me I'm not being a responsible parent. 56 00:04:27,754 --> 00:04:30,189 It's not a voice. It's me! 57 00:04:31,792 --> 00:04:34,226 Okay, time for Fun Mom to go. 58 00:04:34,261 --> 00:04:38,698 Oh, wow, Fun Mom was here for, like, 20 seconds. 59 00:04:38,732 --> 00:04:40,399 It's a new record. 60 00:04:40,434 --> 00:04:43,736 I know. We all like Fun Mom. 61 00:04:43,770 --> 00:04:45,705 Of course, she's incredibly cool, 62 00:04:45,739 --> 00:04:49,341 and still hot at 29. 63 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:50,309 What? 64 00:04:51,645 --> 00:04:54,213 But Practical Mom is raising two kids on her own, 65 00:04:54,247 --> 00:04:56,048 and if she wasn't around most of the time, 66 00:04:56,083 --> 00:04:58,317 we'd be living in a box under a bridge. 67 00:04:59,753 --> 00:05:02,955 Whoa. That would be so cool. 68 00:05:02,989 --> 00:05:05,124 Yeah? There's no cable in a box. 69 00:05:06,893 --> 00:05:09,528 Hey, you know what? You guys have a decent amount of money. 70 00:05:09,563 --> 00:05:12,565 I think it's time you both open bank accounts. 71 00:05:12,599 --> 00:05:14,033 Try the bank on Sixth Street. 72 00:05:14,067 --> 00:05:15,501 That one hardly ever gets robbed. 73 00:05:16,636 --> 00:05:17,670 Love you. 74 00:05:17,704 --> 00:05:19,472 Love you. 75 00:05:20,941 --> 00:05:23,609 Flynn, cough it up. 76 00:05:23,643 --> 00:05:25,511 Fine. 77 00:05:31,051 --> 00:05:33,753 Wow, this is my first time in a bank. 78 00:05:33,787 --> 00:05:36,555 Not me. I've been in here a couple of times to pee. 79 00:05:38,959 --> 00:05:42,762 Excuse me, sir. We'd like to open our first bank account. 80 00:05:42,796 --> 00:05:46,532 First timers? Hurray! 81 00:05:46,566 --> 00:05:47,733 Sit. Sit. 82 00:05:47,768 --> 00:05:49,568 I'm Phil. Have a complementary pen. 83 00:05:49,603 --> 00:05:50,870 Oh, thank you, Phil. 84 00:05:50,904 --> 00:05:54,273 Entering the world of finance. 85 00:05:54,307 --> 00:05:55,341 How exciting. 86 00:05:56,877 --> 00:05:58,911 I know banks have gotten a bad rap lately. 87 00:05:58,945 --> 00:06:00,312 Here, have a mouse pad. 88 00:06:00,347 --> 00:06:02,214 I'm not just going to be your banker. 89 00:06:02,249 --> 00:06:03,949 I'm going to be your friend. 90 00:06:05,118 --> 00:06:07,186 And you know what friends do? 91 00:06:07,220 --> 00:06:10,856 They give each other free desk calendars. 92 00:06:10,891 --> 00:06:14,693 Well, we feel terrible. I mean, we didn't bring anything for you. 93 00:06:14,728 --> 00:06:17,930 Shh. You brought me your business, 94 00:06:17,964 --> 00:06:20,533 the greatest gift anyone can give me. 95 00:06:22,102 --> 00:06:23,602 I'll just need to see some ID. 96 00:06:23,637 --> 00:06:25,437 Okay. Here you go. 97 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:27,740 Ah, thank you, Raquel. 98 00:06:31,178 --> 00:06:32,978 You know that's my name, 99 00:06:33,013 --> 00:06:35,648 so why do you have to laugh every time you hear it? 100 00:06:35,682 --> 00:06:37,616 Oh, don't be so sensitive. 101 00:06:37,651 --> 00:06:40,452 And now, Cecilia. 102 00:06:45,725 --> 00:06:48,427 Ow. 103 00:06:48,461 --> 00:06:50,763 Excellent. And where's your deposit? 104 00:06:50,797 --> 00:06:52,364 Oh. 105 00:06:54,835 --> 00:06:57,236 Wow, there's about $300 here. 106 00:06:57,304 --> 00:06:59,238 I bet I know the combination. 107 00:07:03,677 --> 00:07:06,011 Elvis has left the building. 108 00:07:06,046 --> 00:07:07,980 From now on, when you need money, 109 00:07:08,014 --> 00:07:10,416 you will use these. 110 00:07:10,450 --> 00:07:11,483 Pow. 111 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:13,152 Debit cards! 112 00:07:16,056 --> 00:07:19,658 Yep, there's about $300 in here. 113 00:07:19,693 --> 00:07:21,227 Now, remember, these aren't toys. 114 00:07:21,261 --> 00:07:23,128 You should be mature and responsible. 115 00:07:23,163 --> 00:07:25,464 Absolutely. Just one question. 116 00:07:25,498 --> 00:07:26,665 Yes? 117 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:28,534 How do we get to the mall from here? 118 00:07:32,005 --> 00:07:33,572 Hey, look. Bag ladies. 119 00:07:33,607 --> 00:07:36,108 That's a lot of bag and not a lot of lady. 120 00:07:36,142 --> 00:07:37,543 Yeah. 121 00:07:37,577 --> 00:07:40,446 We just cleaned out everything cool at the thrift store 122 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,348 With our brand new... 123 00:07:42,382 --> 00:07:43,716 Debit cards. 124 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:46,652 Debit cards, debit cards. 125 00:07:46,686 --> 00:07:49,455 Debba, debba, debba, debit cards. 126 00:07:50,624 --> 00:07:51,857 What I'm sensing is 127 00:07:51,892 --> 00:07:53,926 you got debit cards. 128 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:56,195 Wait a minute. You put your money in a bank? 129 00:07:56,229 --> 00:07:57,730 You could've given it to my uncle Poncho. 130 00:07:57,764 --> 00:07:58,864 He makes money. 131 00:07:58,899 --> 00:08:00,532 Make- How does he do that? 132 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:01,667 With a machine, 133 00:08:01,701 --> 00:08:03,168 in his basement. 134 00:08:04,104 --> 00:08:06,972 Okay, how cute is this? 135 00:08:08,275 --> 00:08:10,476 How cute is this? 136 00:08:12,512 --> 00:08:14,647 How cute are we? 137 00:08:14,681 --> 00:08:15,881 You know what would be really cute? 138 00:08:15,916 --> 00:08:18,484 If you got some stuff for us. 139 00:08:18,518 --> 00:08:19,585 Yeah, I'm seeing a lot of bags. 140 00:08:19,619 --> 00:08:21,086 Which one has our name on it? 141 00:08:21,121 --> 00:08:24,490 Oh, that would be the one right over nowhere. 142 00:08:26,559 --> 00:08:27,826 Wow, talk about selfish. 143 00:08:27,861 --> 00:08:29,461 What are you talking about? 144 00:08:29,496 --> 00:08:30,796 Why should we buy stuff for you guys? 145 00:08:30,830 --> 00:08:32,264 Well, I don't know. 146 00:08:32,299 --> 00:08:34,466 If I was lucky enough to have a little extra cash, 147 00:08:34,501 --> 00:08:36,235 I'd spend some on my friends. 148 00:08:36,269 --> 00:08:37,903 Yeah, it would be the nice thing to do, 149 00:08:37,938 --> 00:08:39,371 especially for your brother. 150 00:08:39,406 --> 00:08:41,006 He's right. 151 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:44,243 That would've been the nice thing to do. 152 00:08:44,277 --> 00:08:46,312 Well, congratulations, you guys. 153 00:08:46,346 --> 00:08:48,480 You've completely ruined the surprise. 154 00:08:48,515 --> 00:08:51,550 And what a surprise it was. 155 00:08:51,584 --> 00:08:52,484 What was the surprise? 156 00:08:54,487 --> 00:08:58,023 We were planning to take you to a fabulous lunch. 157 00:08:58,058 --> 00:08:59,925 This Saturday, before the show, 158 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:02,127 we're going to take you to your favorite restaurant. 159 00:09:02,162 --> 00:09:03,495 The Olive Pit? 160 00:09:03,530 --> 00:09:06,532 No, The Arm Pit. 161 00:09:06,566 --> 00:09:08,534 Of course, The Olive Pit. 162 00:09:08,568 --> 00:09:10,569 There's no other pit we take you to. 163 00:09:10,603 --> 00:09:12,604 And you haven't noticed? 164 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:14,506 We're the most generous girls you know. 165 00:09:14,541 --> 00:09:16,475 Wow, thanks. 166 00:09:16,509 --> 00:09:19,545 Sorry about calling you cheap, selfish jerks. 167 00:09:19,579 --> 00:09:20,646 You didn't call us that. 168 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,247 No, but I was thinking it. 169 00:09:29,255 --> 00:09:32,291 Thank you. Oh, and, uh, keep the bread sticks coming. 170 00:09:32,325 --> 00:09:34,426 Ooh, a whole dollar. 171 00:09:34,461 --> 00:09:37,429 I'll be back to take your order if I don't retire first. 172 00:09:39,466 --> 00:09:42,134 Hey, CeCe, who'd you get to watch your little brother? 173 00:09:42,168 --> 00:09:45,771 Oh, I hired the best babysitters money can buy. 174 00:09:47,774 --> 00:09:50,042 I am Gunther. And I am Tinka. 175 00:09:50,076 --> 00:09:51,910 And we're here to sit you, baby. 176 00:09:56,616 --> 00:09:58,384 You guys aren't from here, are you? 177 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:01,754 We're from foreign land 178 00:10:01,788 --> 00:10:04,523 where you'd already be working in a factory. 179 00:10:05,859 --> 00:10:07,760 Well, Gunther and Tinkle, 180 00:10:07,794 --> 00:10:10,462 in America, the babysitters serve the kid. 181 00:10:10,497 --> 00:10:11,663 Let's talk food. 182 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:13,065 Which one of you can bake? 183 00:10:13,099 --> 00:10:14,466 Oh, that would be me. 184 00:10:15,568 --> 00:10:17,269 Big shock. 185 00:10:18,571 --> 00:10:20,272 Remember, it's your day, 186 00:10:20,306 --> 00:10:21,740 so if you're torn between ordering two things, 187 00:10:21,775 --> 00:10:25,010 order them both and take one home. 188 00:10:26,046 --> 00:10:27,546 We have to dance in a little while, 189 00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:28,647 so we have to eat light, 190 00:10:28,681 --> 00:10:29,982 but you guys can have whatever you want 191 00:10:30,016 --> 00:10:31,517 because we have... 192 00:10:31,551 --> 00:10:32,751 Debit cards. 193 00:10:32,786 --> 00:10:35,654 Debit cards. Debba, debba, debba... 194 00:10:35,688 --> 00:10:38,290 debit cards! 195 00:10:39,826 --> 00:10:41,160 Oh, I have to take this. 196 00:10:41,194 --> 00:10:42,394 It's Phil. 197 00:10:42,429 --> 00:10:43,829 Our banker. 198 00:10:45,965 --> 00:10:48,500 Hey, Phil, what's shaking? 199 00:10:48,568 --> 00:10:51,970 The name is Mr. Stutts. 200 00:10:52,005 --> 00:10:54,907 And nothing is shaking at all, Cecilia. 201 00:10:54,941 --> 00:10:56,809 Your accounts are overdrawn. 202 00:10:56,843 --> 00:10:59,478 As of this moment your cards are frozen, 203 00:10:59,512 --> 00:11:02,681 and I am rejecting your friend request. 204 00:11:02,715 --> 00:11:05,084 What? Phil, you sound like a banker. 205 00:11:05,118 --> 00:11:06,718 What happened to being our buddy? 206 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,554 Till you put some more money in that account, 207 00:11:08,588 --> 00:11:10,556 we are no longer BFS, 208 00:11:10,590 --> 00:11:13,125 and I want my mouse pad back. 209 00:11:19,632 --> 00:11:21,834 A moment, please. 210 00:11:21,868 --> 00:11:24,336 Ow, hair, ow, hair, ow, hair, what? 211 00:11:24,370 --> 00:11:27,539 Our accounts are overdrawn, our cards are cut off, and we can't pay for lunch, 212 00:11:27,574 --> 00:11:28,474 but on the upside... 213 00:11:29,709 --> 00:11:31,477 Yeah, I got nothing. 214 00:11:32,946 --> 00:11:34,746 Well, CeCe, we have to tell them. 215 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,215 To CeCe and Rocky, 216 00:11:36,249 --> 00:11:38,250 the most generous and thoughtful girls we know. 217 00:11:38,284 --> 00:11:39,318 Yeah. 218 00:11:39,352 --> 00:11:43,088 Well, we promised the guys a surprise. 219 00:11:43,123 --> 00:11:44,556 Surprise. 220 00:11:56,689 --> 00:11:59,190 Together we only have $16. 221 00:11:59,224 --> 00:12:00,725 Be cool. We can pull this off 222 00:12:00,759 --> 00:12:02,593 as long as we don't eat anything 223 00:12:02,628 --> 00:12:04,062 and push the guys towards the cheap food. 224 00:12:04,096 --> 00:12:06,431 Right. I'll be climbing out the lady's room window, 225 00:12:06,465 --> 00:12:08,066 so tell me how your plan works out. 226 00:12:10,135 --> 00:12:11,703 Hey, Ty. 227 00:12:11,737 --> 00:12:15,239 Hey. I believe everyone knows my date, Tasha Brooks. 228 00:12:15,274 --> 00:12:17,408 You brought a date? 229 00:12:18,510 --> 00:12:21,512 I assumed my invite was plus one. 230 00:12:21,547 --> 00:12:23,047 Not cool, man. 231 00:12:23,082 --> 00:12:24,048 Yeah, tell me about it. 232 00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:26,050 You bring a date when I'm playing solo? 233 00:12:26,085 --> 00:12:28,820 I look like a dingle who can't get a girl. 234 00:12:28,854 --> 00:12:31,089 You are a dingle that can't get a girl. 235 00:12:39,098 --> 00:12:41,432 Oh, oh, you know what I hear is delicious? 236 00:12:41,467 --> 00:12:44,268 The unlimited salad bar for 3.99. 237 00:12:44,303 --> 00:12:48,539 I checked. There's garbanzo beans. 238 00:12:48,574 --> 00:12:50,808 Don't worry about that, sis. We ordered already. 239 00:12:50,843 --> 00:12:52,143 What? 240 00:12:52,177 --> 00:12:53,344 Yeah, Caesar's Feast, 241 00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:56,180 the four-course, belly-busting tour of Italy. 242 00:12:56,215 --> 00:12:57,849 How much does that cost? 243 00:12:57,883 --> 00:12:59,917 Only 19.95 a person. 244 00:12:59,952 --> 00:13:00,918 Are you kidding me? 245 00:13:00,953 --> 00:13:04,422 For that we could fly to Italy. 246 00:13:04,456 --> 00:13:06,557 Can I get the veal "parmeezian" for my mom 247 00:13:06,592 --> 00:13:07,792 when she picks me up? 248 00:13:07,826 --> 00:13:10,061 I think it's pronounced "parmejan" 249 00:13:10,095 --> 00:13:14,132 You don't know what you talking about. She's part Italian. 250 00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:17,335 Anything you want, Tasha, it's on CeCe and my sister... 251 00:13:17,369 --> 00:13:19,537 The most generous girls we know. 252 00:13:25,110 --> 00:13:26,310 How was my strudel? 253 00:13:26,345 --> 00:13:31,115 Flakey, nutty, gooey in the middle, 254 00:13:31,150 --> 00:13:33,351 kind of like you guys. 255 00:13:33,385 --> 00:13:35,486 This one is adorable. 256 00:13:35,521 --> 00:13:39,057 There is no way he can be related to... the other one. 257 00:13:42,594 --> 00:13:44,195 What is this mess? 258 00:13:44,229 --> 00:13:46,631 Laundry that needs to be folded. 259 00:13:46,665 --> 00:13:47,999 I'd do it, 260 00:13:48,033 --> 00:13:49,467 but in America, 261 00:13:49,501 --> 00:13:51,169 that's something the babysitters do 262 00:13:51,203 --> 00:13:52,870 while the kids watch TV. 263 00:13:54,006 --> 00:13:57,775 Wow, this is a lot of work for $8 an hour. 264 00:13:57,810 --> 00:13:59,377 You mean four. 265 00:13:59,411 --> 00:14:01,646 In America, the kid gets half. 266 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:03,648 Ah. 267 00:14:03,682 --> 00:14:04,982 We are learning so much today. 268 00:14:05,017 --> 00:14:06,951 Yah. 269 00:14:06,985 --> 00:14:08,920 Psst. Excuse me. 270 00:14:11,123 --> 00:14:13,491 We're saved. I climbed in the dumpster. 271 00:14:13,525 --> 00:14:15,159 I found a roach. 272 00:14:15,194 --> 00:14:16,627 Shh. 273 00:14:18,897 --> 00:14:20,631 Okay, I'm going to put this on our plate and scream 274 00:14:20,666 --> 00:14:22,166 and demand we get our meals for free. 275 00:14:22,201 --> 00:14:24,969 Nice plan. High five. 276 00:14:25,003 --> 00:14:25,937 Ooh, never mind. 277 00:14:32,878 --> 00:14:36,047 That's disgusting! Look what's on my plate. 278 00:14:36,081 --> 00:14:39,083 It's called veal parmesan. 279 00:14:39,118 --> 00:14:40,551 Excuse me, ma'am, 280 00:14:40,586 --> 00:14:43,054 it's pronounced "parmeezian. " 281 00:14:43,088 --> 00:14:46,357 Wow. Pretty and smart. 282 00:14:48,026 --> 00:14:50,995 Where did it go? 283 00:14:51,029 --> 00:14:52,930 Ha-ha, CeCe, a moment? 284 00:14:52,965 --> 00:14:56,033 Ow, hair, ow, hair, ow, hair, ow, hair, what? 285 00:14:56,068 --> 00:14:57,535 We need to call your mom. 286 00:14:57,569 --> 00:15:00,037 No, she'll chew me out, ground me for nine years, 287 00:15:00,072 --> 00:15:01,405 and take away my debit card. 288 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,508 Great. Friends are going to find out we're posers. 289 00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:05,443 The restaurant is going to throw us in jail, 290 00:15:05,477 --> 00:15:07,178 and then we're going to miss the taping of the show. 291 00:15:07,212 --> 00:15:08,779 You have to do something. 292 00:15:08,814 --> 00:15:10,848 I did do something. 293 00:15:10,883 --> 00:15:16,354 I crawled in a filthy, disgusting, dumpster, 294 00:15:16,388 --> 00:15:19,524 and, Rocky, I wasn't alone. 295 00:15:21,727 --> 00:15:23,094 Then it's time to end this nightmare. 296 00:15:23,128 --> 00:15:24,462 We're telling them. 297 00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:30,334 Guys, there's something we have to tell you. 298 00:15:30,369 --> 00:15:34,805 Tasha, what's on your shoulder? 299 00:15:37,009 --> 00:15:38,643 Tasha, wait! 300 00:15:38,677 --> 00:15:41,546 Have them wrap my veal in one of those tinfoil swan thingies. 301 00:15:42,915 --> 00:15:46,350 Can you believe that? Scared of a little roach. 302 00:15:46,385 --> 00:15:47,985 Is there something on my shoulder? 303 00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:49,921 I'm not scared of a roach. I'm not. 304 00:15:49,955 --> 00:15:53,457 I am not. Go ahead and tell me it's a roach right now. 305 00:15:53,492 --> 00:15:55,660 It's the roach. 306 00:15:57,062 --> 00:15:58,696 Sorry to keep you waiting. What can I get for you? 307 00:15:58,730 --> 00:16:01,232 Can you tell me about the Big Fat Heart Attack? 308 00:16:01,266 --> 00:16:02,934 Oh, it's a special promotion 309 00:16:02,968 --> 00:16:03,968 we're having this month. 310 00:16:04,002 --> 00:16:05,803 It's a 10-pound meatball 311 00:16:05,837 --> 00:16:07,138 on a big plate of spaghetti, 312 00:16:07,172 --> 00:16:09,140 but you finish the whole plate in an hour, 313 00:16:09,174 --> 00:16:10,875 your entire table's meals are free. 314 00:16:14,947 --> 00:16:16,614 Perfect. 315 00:16:16,648 --> 00:16:19,650 Um, excuse me. My friend will have that meatball special. 316 00:16:19,685 --> 00:16:20,751 What? Why me? 317 00:16:20,786 --> 00:16:23,754 Because I crawled in the dumpster. 318 00:16:24,890 --> 00:16:26,724 Well, I'm a vegetarian. 319 00:16:26,758 --> 00:16:27,925 Not today, you're not. 320 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:32,029 Attention. Someone is having a Heart Attack. 321 00:16:38,237 --> 00:16:40,404 What? What is everybody looking at? 322 00:16:40,439 --> 00:16:42,873 Haven't you ever seen a 13-year-old girl 323 00:16:42,908 --> 00:16:44,408 having a Heart Attack? 324 00:16:49,381 --> 00:16:52,750 Relax. I mean, how much food can it really be? 325 00:16:52,784 --> 00:16:55,519 Here we go. 326 00:17:03,795 --> 00:17:06,264 You've got one hour. Good luck, honey. 327 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:12,870 Whoa, I'd start eating before the thing eats you. 328 00:17:14,973 --> 00:17:16,641 Tell my parents I love them. 329 00:17:29,955 --> 00:17:31,922 Forty-five minutes. 330 00:18:33,218 --> 00:18:34,685 Hiya, Flynn. 331 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,387 Hello. Oh, hello. 332 00:18:40,025 --> 00:18:41,459 Who the heck are you? 333 00:18:41,493 --> 00:18:44,595 I'm Tinka. And I'm Gunther, und we are... 334 00:18:44,629 --> 00:18:45,896 The Hessenheffers. 335 00:18:47,265 --> 00:18:49,266 We were hired to sit on your baby. 336 00:18:50,435 --> 00:18:51,902 Sissy had them watch me. 337 00:18:51,937 --> 00:18:56,707 I am so mad at your sister right now, 338 00:18:56,742 --> 00:18:59,844 but I'm torn because I really love coming home to clean dishes. 339 00:19:01,246 --> 00:19:02,480 It has been an honor 340 00:19:02,514 --> 00:19:04,081 to remove the disgusting filth 341 00:19:04,116 --> 00:19:05,583 from your shabby home. 342 00:19:06,918 --> 00:19:08,853 Eat, eat, eat... 343 00:19:10,188 --> 00:19:13,824 Can't eat any more. 344 00:19:16,294 --> 00:19:19,163 I'd run out on this bill if I didn't have spaghetti in my shoes. 345 00:19:20,665 --> 00:19:21,866 They're my shoes. 346 00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:23,601 Don't want them back. 347 00:19:24,770 --> 00:19:26,937 You know what? This is our own fault. 348 00:19:26,972 --> 00:19:27,938 We acted like idiots, 349 00:19:27,973 --> 00:19:30,341 and we were irresponsible with our money. 350 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:31,809 Tasha's furious with me for taking her 351 00:19:31,843 --> 00:19:33,344 to a roach-infested restaurant. 352 00:19:33,378 --> 00:19:35,880 By the way, her mom still wants that veal parm. 353 00:19:37,416 --> 00:19:38,816 Are you eating a possum? 354 00:19:39,885 --> 00:19:40,851 Tell him. 355 00:19:40,886 --> 00:19:42,420 Fine. 356 00:19:42,454 --> 00:19:44,822 We messed up because we spent all our money on ourselves. 357 00:19:45,957 --> 00:19:48,225 We can't afford this lunch. 358 00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:52,930 Our debit-debit-debit cards are dubba-dubba dead. 359 00:19:52,964 --> 00:19:58,569 Sorry. We felt selfish and guilty and wanted to impress you guys. 360 00:19:58,603 --> 00:20:01,472 We already know you. It's too late to impress us. 361 00:20:02,874 --> 00:20:05,743 Our meal's free if I can finish this meatball. 362 00:20:05,777 --> 00:20:07,945 I'm sure we got enough to cover the bill. 363 00:20:07,979 --> 00:20:09,914 How much you got? I got, like, 25. 364 00:20:09,948 --> 00:20:11,048 I got, like, 15. 365 00:20:11,082 --> 00:20:12,950 Six- Oh, all right, let's get this- 366 00:20:14,886 --> 00:20:18,456 New plan. You're finishing that meatball. 367 00:20:18,490 --> 00:20:23,027 Five, four, three, two, one! 368 00:20:23,061 --> 00:20:25,930 We made it! 369 00:20:25,964 --> 00:20:29,767 Who could've thought that a nine-pound girl could eat a 10-pound meatball. 370 00:20:31,903 --> 00:20:34,104 Wait a minute. There's another piece right over there. 371 00:20:34,139 --> 00:20:36,941 Uh, that piece is moving. 372 00:20:36,975 --> 00:20:39,877 That's not a meatball. 373 00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:05,965 Wow, I ate so much 374 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,968 I can barely button my pants. 375 00:21:09,003 --> 00:21:10,937 Yeah, tell me about it. 376 00:21:10,971 --> 00:21:13,473 I can hardly move. 377 00:21:13,507 --> 00:21:15,408 Let's go Shake It Up Chicago. 378 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,377 .ot "I just ate you, Chicago. " 379 00:21:17,378 --> 00:21:22,378 Synced By KesemB www.addic7ed.com 380 00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:48,274 Amazing. 381 00:21:48,275 --> 00:21:51,077 Sure, they might have great talent and abilities, 382 00:21:51,078 --> 00:21:52,979 but we have... 383 00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:55,248 Yeah, I got nothing again. 384 00:21:55,249 --> 00:22:00,453 Give it up for our guest dancers from Shake It Up Pittsburgh! 385 00:22:02,022 --> 00:22:04,157 And we'll see you next week right here 386 00:22:04,207 --> 00:22:08,757 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27098

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