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Morning, honey.
You do your algebra homework?

No. I've just decided
I'm gonna skate by on my looks.

It's 7:30 in the morning.
Can you just say "yes"?

Good morning, everyone.
Oh, Ellie, my darling, small miracle.

I love you so much.

Sean, my sweet boy, you make
me happy every day of my life.

And for that,
I thank you.

You're being very pleasant...

What's in the bottle?

For your information, I've been on
a cleanse, and I am feeling fantastic.

What's a cleanse?

It's this crazy
weight-loss gimmick

where you survive on nothing but sugar
water, until you poop out a python.

Well, it's honey water,
so that shows how much you know.

Plus, there's a very sensible meal,
in the evening, of boiled kale.

And then more honey water.

Mom, why are you dieting?

We love you just the way
you are on the outside.

If other grandmas are teasing you about
your body, they are not your friends.

My college reunion is coming up.
My a cappella group is going to perform.

And I wanna be able to get into
that cute little vest we used to wear.

If this diet kills you, I'm opening
with this story at your funeral.

Betty sent me a picture
of herself in the vest

as if to say she's perfect and I'm fat,
and that's why she sings all the solos.

She's my oldest friend
and, God, I hate her.

Mom, do me a favor:
Define "friend."

[Doorbell rings]

Grandma, as your body
gets older,

there are a lot
of exciting changes that happen.

You're adorable.
And that's enough of that.

I have a delivery
for Sean Harrison.

Oh.

Scotch. That's fun!

Here's a couple of bucks
and a coffee card.

Two more punches
and you can get a free latte.

Actually, you know what?
I'm gonna keep that.

Who's it from?

"Hope we can let bygones
be bygones."

"Here's to new beginnings.
Best..."

- "Roger."
- Roger?

That Roger?

- Who's Roger?
- He's nobody.

A nobody who thinks sending a bottle
of scotch will make bygones be bygones.

Yeah, well,
guess again, slick.

You know that's
a $200 bottle of scotch, right?

Obviously.

I did not know that.

Fine, you know what? I'll just
finish emptying the bottle later.

Into my tummy.

Season 1, Episode 12
"The Wrath of Sean"

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Who does Roger
think he is,

breezing back into your life,
acting like nothing ever happened?

Yeah, who does he think he is?
And also, who is he?

Years ago,
when I was married to Jill,

Roger and I worked together
at the merchandise mart.

We were pretty good friends.
And then he slept with my wife.

Damn that Roger.
Messing around with your...

No doubt completely
sexually satisfied wife.

Look, I didn't deserve
an "A" for honesty either.

At best I'd give myself
a "C" for "closeted."

Still, you don't have an affair
with a gay guy's wife.

That's just how I was raised.

Great news, team.

While you were all sipping
your soy lattes,

and mewling about
your carpal tunnel syndrome...

I have secured an incredible
new vendor for our site -

Roger Anderson.

Roger? That's why
he sent that scotch.

To bribe me
so I don't cause trouble.

[Scoffing]
Yeah.

Well, my middle name
is "Trouble."

Actually, it's "Leslie."

But saying "My middle name is 'Leslie'"
never really scared anybody.

What's Leslie mewling about?

I'm talking about Roger.
The man's a liar and a cheat

who screwed my wife while I was
at a candle-making workshop.

Sean, I do not care about
your baffling personal history.

My ancestors were savaged
by the vikings, but I still shop at Ikea.

Max!

Roger!

- Wonderful to see you.
- Happy to be here, Max.

I've been a fan
of Pemberton Road for ages.

This is Hunter and Liz.
And I believe you already know Sean.

- Long time, Sean.
- I could've gone longer.

I'm afraid Sean and I have
some unpleasant history,

which I take full responsibility
for and deeply regret.

Aww.

I mean, [Scoffs]
Yeah right.

I just hope you give me
a chance to show that I've grown

since we last saw each other.
I'd like to think that I've changed.

Apology 100% accepted.

Right, Sean? Or do you need some
unpaid time off to think about it?

- No, I'm good.
- Splendid.

We're all excited
about your presentation,

but why don't we go to my office
and talk first,

because I'm the only one
who matters.

So he's "grown" and "changed".

Two more things he has
in common with cancer.

Is there a universe in which Roger's
apology could be considered sincere,

and maybe we could give him
a chance, and possibly date him?

No! The man's a snake.

I'm gonna undermine his presentation
and drive him off

before he gets a toehold
in our company and ruins it.

Like he did when he got
a toehold in my wife.

Both: Ew.

Yeah, that came out weird.

And not only
is the pottery beautiful,

it's also sustainably produced
in a village in Africa.

It's made
with local river mud.

- All: Oh. That's nice.
- So then you're stealing their mud.

Yeah, he's leaving
these people mud-less.

Well, actually,
they have a lot of mud.

In fact, the name of the village,
in English, is "Too Much Mud."

And half of the profits go
to building windmills

to provide that village
with electricity.

Question: Don't windmills
kill a lot of birds?

- Not a lot, but some.
- Oh, some.

Okay, that doesn't sound
sustainable.

That sounds like bird murder.

Which is why we've enclosed the blades
in cages, so that birds don't get hurt.

All: Aww!

So now we're talking
about cages and birds.

I'm sorry, I thought we
were gonna be selling pottery.

I can't follow this guy.
Meeting over, right?

Sean, I say this with love -
Shut up, man.

Look, Roger, frankly,
I don't care about the environment.

So we don't
have winter anymore.

Boo-hoo-hoo.

But I've read about your merger
with retail giant Free Eagle,

and I'm wondering what that
could mean to our company.

My merger
with with Free Eagle

will give you instant access
to millions of upscale customers.

Or as the African craftsmen
would say in their language -

"One mud, many dreams."

Blah, blah, blah.
"I know about Africa."

- Sean, a word in your office.
- Whatever.

Max, I know you think I'm acting crazy.
But you gotta listen to me.

This guy's no good, and
we shouldn't be in business with him.

No, no, I understand.
You make a lot of sense.

Thank you.

So, basically, your boss
gave you a time-out?

[Chuckles]

No.

Okay, yes.

But it was a good thing.

Because it allowed me
the quiet I needed

to come up with an even
better plan to expose Roger.

I don't want to alarm anyone,
but I'm dying.

Mom, I gotta crazy idea.
Why don't you eat something?

Never.

My reunion is tonight, and
I still can't get into that vest

without shooting a button
across the room.

You need to stop competing
with Betty and eat a sandwich.

Thank you, middle school.

That doesn't bother me, because
I have normal blood sugar.

And you need to get over Roger.
What'd he do to you anyway?

Well, um...

See, a long time ago,
I had this car.

Which, in fairness,
I didn't drive that often.

It wasn't my thing.

But, still, Roger did
borrow it without asking,

and, you know, banged it up.

- He banged the hell out of it.
- Mom, we get it.

But why are you still so mad at him
if you never drove the car anyway?

Because it was my car.

Would I have preferred to
drive a sporty little stick?

Sure.

But I didn't.

And he should have gotten
his own damn car.

Are you really talking
about a car?

No.

Are you gonna tell me what
you're really talking about?

No.

Then good-bye.

[Doorbell rings]

That'll be Liz and Hunter.

I had them go out with Roger last night
to get some dirt on him that I can use.

Hey, guys. So what'd you
find out about Roger?

Well... He's a good kisser.

What? No!
You can't be kissing him!

I'm sorry, Sean. I had a few drinks,
and he's just so nice.

And he was so sexy when he was
jamming with Hunter's band.

What? No! You can't
be jamming with him!

Turns out he plays
the mandolin.

Or, should I say, God plays
the mandolin through him?

[Scoffs] Sorry he's so awesome, Sean.
But we brought you muffins.

I don't want
your stupid muffins.

Go on, go, get out, go.
Be gone, go!

Why does everybody like
this guy so much?

Maybe because he's not as bad
as you think he is.

- He slept with my wife.
- Well, somebody had to.

All I'm saying is maybe the real
reason you're so mad at him

is because you feel guilty for not being
honest with Jill all those years.

Ah, maybe you're right.

I guess it would feel good to
put this whole thing behind me.

[Laughs]

Speaking of letting things
go from the past...

- Want a muffin?
- No!

I wanna look cute like Betty.
She got to sing all the solos.

I wanna sing a solo.

What kind is it?

- Banana nut.
- Oh, my God, give me that.

I don't know why it's so hard
to let go of things.

Sometimes it's just easier
to play the muffin.

"The victim," mom. "Play the victim."
How hungry are you?

Last night I had a conversation
with my grandmother.

Hi, Roger.

Listen, what happened
with you and Jill...

I know, you're angry.

And if it makes you feel any better,
I've decided you can take a swing at me.

But just so you know, I've got a crazy
strong core, and you could break a finger.

I don't wanna hit you.

Although I wouldn't hurt myself,

because I'd just smash your
face in with that coffee can.

Actually, I also have
a very strong face.

Look, I'm just here to say

I'd like to put the past
behind us and move forward

- ...so we can work together.
- That means a lot to me, Sean.

And may I just say, I also
made a mistake, with Jill.

Oh, I'm glad you acknowledge that.
Thank you.

Although you did make a mistake
marrying her even though you were gay.

But you didn't know I was gay,
so let's not call it a tie.

- Just saying we both made mistakes.
- Exactly. Yours was worse.

- Who can say?
- I can.

I'm just glad this is behind us.
Bring it in.

Oh. Oh!
[Claps him on back]

Wow. You do have a strong core.
Are you wearing body armor?

Wearing a pillow?
Just kidding.

Namaste.

- Hey, buddy.
- Hey, you beautiful man.

Sorry you had to
see that, Sean,

but Roger and I connected
musically, and I love him.

No, that's okay. I just
made my peace with the guy.

It was kind of bumpy,
but I did the mature thing

and it feels so good to finally be
free of all that anger, you know?

You were right, Sean.
Roger's a lying bastard!

Yes! Thank you! Oh!

Feels so good
to be right about someone!

And then briefly wrong.
And then right again!

So we were at lunch today,
then Roger got a phone call

and had to take it in the men's room,
which I thought was suspicious.

So I snuck in there and perched
on the toilet in the stall next to him.

Which is very hard to do
in heels.

And overheard him talking
to his fianc?e.

- What?
- Hold on.

Maybe you thought
he was talking to his fianc?e.

But he was actually
talking to Beyonc?.

Quit trying to defend him,
Hunter.

He's a liar and a scumbag.

And now he's put me in a position where
I've screwed over another woman.

Hey, sustainable mud pot.
Sustain this!

[Pot clacks]

Well, that was less satisfying
than I'd hoped.

Hang on, hang on.

There's no way
that's African mud.

Also, I think
I hurt my shoulder.

Roger's a fraud.

To break his "mud pot" open,
I had to drive over it in my car.

We've already sold some of
Roger's crap on our website.

If it's exposed to be fraudulent,
it could ruin our good name.

I'm afraid
he's betrayed us both, Sean.

He's defiled my business as well
as your wife's lady business.

Anyway, we can't let Roger
get away with this.

- No. We have to show him our wrath.
- Yeah, take him down. But how?

Slowly poison him so he gets sicker and
sicker every day and doesn't know why.

Then whisper
into his papery ear,

"How does betrayal feel now,
old friend?"

Let's go with that.

You know,

Roger's meeting
with Free Eagle this afternoon

about that merger he's dying
to make happen...

Oh, that's good!

Their CEO Morgan Stultzman
is, like, super environmental.

We could expose Roger in the middle
of his meeting and then ruin his merger.

Yes! Then revenge
will be ours!

Maybe on the way back, we can
stop and get some frozen yogurt.

Yes!
Frozen yogurt will be ours!

And now, let's have
a round of applause

for "The Middle 'C's"
performing their signature song,

Blame It on the Bossa Nova.

Whoops! Time to lie down.

Betty, are you okay?

I'm so hungry.

She's been on this crazy diet
trying to get into her precious vest.

Really? That's terrible.

I'll never understand
that kind of vanity.

- Should we go help her?
- Yeah, sure.

Soon as I do this solo.

Prop her up, I want her
to see this!

And the synergy between
my authentic handcrafted products

and Free Eagle's
impressive distribution chain...

Stop! This man is a fraud!

Uh, we're from
Pemberton Road, by the way.

Hello. You must be Morgan Stultzman.
I'm a big fan of your wealth.

What the hell
are you doing here?

We're saving you
from merging with Roger.

This man's products
are garbage!

We broke
one of these pots open.

Hunter! Show him
the pieces you brought.

I brought?

I thought you brought 'em.

One second.

I didn't bring them. [Growling]
Where would I have them?

Hey, we don't need the pieces.
Watch this.

Ah, damn it.

That was an ancient Mayan urn.

Well, this is off
to a roaring start.

You see?
Not breaking.

Thank you, Sean.

You're still mad about
the Mayan urn, aren't you?

Little bit.

But you see that these pots
are fake, right?

Yes.

And I'm absolutely shocked
by it all.

Utterly shocked.

- You're not shocked, are you?
- No.

Here's the thing.

Roger's products sell. And after
the merger, they'll keep selling.

And he'll have all
of our lawyers at his disposal,

to make sure that
nothing gets in the way of that.

So do you wanna break anything else,
or are we done?

- I think we're done.
- You are totally done.

Not so fast, Roger.

Huddle up!

I also think we're done.

- [Whispering] Then why are we huddling?
- I don't know.

I thought that maybe someone
else would have an idea.

I could punch Roger.

I'd advise against that,
he seems to want it.

Hunter, any ideas?

Sorry,
after you yelled at me,

I kinda shut down and started
writing a song in my head.

I suggest we run away
and never speak of this again,

like the time I asked out
Uma Thurman at the airport.

Can't believe this. Guys like Roger
get away with everything.

I know! He gets to fool around
with me and have a fianc?e,

and then he lies and gets
the merger on top of it.

Those T-shirts are so wrong.
Life is not good.

- Sorry I'm late, dad.
- Hi, sweetie.

Hey. Hi, honey. I was
with the wedding planner.

Hello, I'm Abby,
Roger's fianc?e.

Really.

Roger, you're engaged
to the daughter

of the man whose company
you're trying to merge with?

Small world, huh? Anyway,
nice seeing you guys.

Oh, wait! The wedding planner
gave me some cake samples.

I thought it'd be fun
if we all tasted them.

[Laughs] Not just yet.
To the huddle.

Life is good!

Now we have something
we can destroy Roger with.

- Me!
- Yes!

How's this for a song?

- Hello. You sound great, buddy.
- Oh, thanks, Roger.

- Dude, this is a private huddle.
- Uh, just a thought.

You keep your mouth shut, and
when the merger goes through,

I'll throw a lot of business
to Pemberton.

Ooh, money. I think
I like the sound of that.

Ooh, money. Yes, I do
like the sound of that.

No, Max, this is
bigger than money.

- Remember, we were both betrayed?
- Yes. Revenge!

No, this isn't
about revenge either.

Confusion!

No, this is about...

This is about this girl making
the biggest mistake of her life!

Abby, your fianc?e fooled around
with my friend here.

To be fair, I didn't know
he was engaged.

And we only kissed.

Things.

You know what, Roger?
You were right.

I did make a mistake marrying Jill.
I can't go back and change that.

But I can do
the right thing now

and try to keep Abby from making
a mistake and marrying you.

And it would be a mistake.
Seriously, this guy's a jerk.

Don't be blinded
by his amazing abs.

Who are you people?

We... Are Pemberton Road.

Abby, I know this is hard.

But in time you'll move on
and see it as a good thing.

Come on.
Bring it in.

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