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Previously on Satisfaction...
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Could you tell me your name again.
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- Mallory.
- I wrote the algorithm.
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The program determines what
you need to make you happy.
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- You should've stayed.
- You were with someone, whatever.
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She's just a friend, by the way.
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I don't like this idea
of us working together.
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You absolutely do need the money.
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- Dylan, this is my sister Stephanie.
- Hi.
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- You coming or what?
- Last chance.
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[camera shutter clicks] Guess what.
I got a date with Dylan.
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- Am I crazy?
- Yeah, that's crazy.
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1x07 - ... Through Terms and Conditions
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[glass breaks]
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What was that?
[bang]
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- [whispers] Neil, wait.
- Just...
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What is ha...
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Man: Renee, come back here!
Come back!
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Woman: I'm sick and tired
of going through your stuff!
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You give me back my computer!
Where you going with my computer?
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- What?
- Come back here!
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- No, I'm sick and tired...
- Renee, come back here now!
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- Renee!
- You think I'm playing ar...
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Give it to me.
Babe, come on, come on.
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- She's just a friend.
- Again?
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Yeah, but never as bad as this.
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- Friends don't share genital pics.
- It was a joke!
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You saw that. Those
aren't even my balls.
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- Oh, come on!
- Oh...
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Uuhhhh...
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[both gasp]
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- Have you lost your damn mind?
- I'll be at my sister's tonight.
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- Renee, come back here.
- Oh-ho-ho!
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- Come back here right now.
- We should go in.
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- Let's go back inside.
- Babe! Babe, I'm sorry.
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[water running]
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- You think they're gonna get a divorce?
- Oh, I don't know.
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- I'm glad we're not like that.
- Like what?
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Like the kind of people
that destroy things.
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Huh. I think the last time
we had an argument like that,
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we were in our 20s,
and I can't even remember
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- what it was about.
- You forgot my birthday.
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Remember I threw your keys
across the parking lot?
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A-hmm, that's right.
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Well, but my point is that we, you know,
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we don't have to have
those petty arguments
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to solve our problems.
We just talk them through.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Don't we?
- Well, you never really want to talk.
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- I try.
- Yeah, you do. You try.
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You don't always want to talk.
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- You don't always listen.
- Are you kidding me?
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Okay, you know, I don't
want to fight right now.
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- We're not fighting.
- Yes, we are.
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- No, we're not.
- Okay, fine. We're not.
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You always make it too strong.
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I can't get no
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satisfaction
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and I try and I try
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and I try
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and I try
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but I can't get no
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hey, hey, hey
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[phone chirps]
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Hello.
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Who?
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Y-yes, this is Simon.
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I'm sorry.
Where did you say we met?
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[knock on door]
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The Rouge Hotel.
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No. No, that makes sense now.
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I... I'm sorry. I'm gonna
call you back, okay?
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- Are we really doing this again?
- You didn't have fun last time?
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Fixing something.
How manly of you.
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You don't wear one of those silly
costumes when you ride, do you?
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I mean, I can understand if
you're in the Tour de France,
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but getting all dressed
up in spandex shorts...
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I thought we'd gone our separate ways.
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- What can I do for you?
- We did. I just couldn't stay away.
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I wanted to talk to you
about getting married.
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[chuckles]
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- Is this a proposal?
- Of a sort, yes. Rosalie.
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I knew I had the right size.
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What the hell is going on here?
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It's, uh, it's beautiful.
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- You really like it?
- Are you kidding?
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Of course she does.
You love it, right?
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I mean, you don't really
see a lot of me in it,
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but, Grace,
your ass looks amazing.
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I will take credit for that, because
I did introduce her to spinning.
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No, but I get it, though, you know.
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You take this abandoned space,
you make it feel human again.
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Vulnerable. It's really powerful.
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Yeah, that's it exactly.
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So where you gonna hang it?
Like, here?
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Oh, I don't know if I can, uh...
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- Mm-hmm.
- No. You know what? I just...
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I have to find the right space for it.
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And I have to finish packing, so...
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we're taking our daughter
on a college visit
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- to Rand University.
- That's where she met Neil.
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I actually played in a band
at that school all the time.
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- The Key Strokes.
- The Key Strokes?
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Oh, my god, can you get any cuter? Oh!
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Oh, were you the lead singer?
Tell me yes!
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I so would've been one of your groupies.
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[giggles]
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So, uh, Grace, you still need
me to let the pool guy in?
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Yeah, Sunday morning.
Just tell him
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the water level's always down.
Maybe there's a leak.
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Great. And then, after he fixes it,
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the pool party's on and poppin', right?
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- Do you have that green juice you make?
- Yes, I do. In the fridge.
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- Do you want some?
- No. I'm good. Thanks.
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[chuckles]
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So it must be weird, huh?
Daughter looking at colleges already.
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No. It's exciting, actually.
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I'm, uh, I'm really looking forward
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- to going on the tour with her.
- It's crazy to think
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we might've actually been at
that school at the same time.
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I know. Maybe we even met.
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No. I would've remembered you.
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[pop music in background]
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- Uh, can we stop for a second?
- Something wrong?
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Uh, what are you, um...
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I mean, what are... what are we...
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[cell phone ringing]
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Um... Oh.
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Oh, sh... .
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What'd you want to say?
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[text chime]
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I should go.
My mom doesn't hear from me soon,
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she will probably call the cops.
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Do you really think you're
gonna go to that college?
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It's not that far.
If I end up going there...
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we can still see each
other. Don't worry.
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Anyways, it's not like
I'm going next year.
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That wasn't what I meant.
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Oh, I just mean we could
keep working together,
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you know, on songs.
I wouldn't be that far.
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But who cares?
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It's not like we have to be
in the same room for that.
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So I'll tex... or call
you when I get back
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or text you, whatever.
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[ringing]
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- Wow, she's relentless.
- Uh...
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Hey, have fun.
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Happiness is elusive,
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and if we want Victor onboard,
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we have to show him where
the profit lies in this.
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I can prepare some market
research this weekend.
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No, this isn't about typical
market research, this is about...
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[beep] Neil, I've got your
wife on line three.
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All right, tell her
I'll be right there.
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Um, look into happiness. Uh...
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books, classes,
therapy, drugs, religion.
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I think this is so
amazing, what you're doing.
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We're all talking about it.
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- I'll get you everything you need.
- Thank you.
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Thank you.
[laughs]
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Hey.
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Hey. Where are you?
We wanted to beat traffic.
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Yeah. Um...
look, something's come up.
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Are you kidding me?
Neil, this is her first college visit.
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And I told you that this
could be a bad weekend.
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And I told you this
was the only weekend
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we could do this, and you committed.
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Victor is saying he'll pull
the project if I don't have
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something by Monday, and I have
put so much work into this...
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Okay, well, Victor
doesn't have kids, does he?
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He doesn't know how important this is.
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No, but he does sign my paychecks,
and without that, there is no college.
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Look, I'm already on thin ice by
experimenting with product development.
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If I fail...
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- Can we reschedule?
- No, we can't reschedule.
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These trips have to be
planned months in advance.
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Damn it, Neil.
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This is my job, Grace, all right?
I have to bring in an income.
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[beep]
I've got Victor on line three, Neil.
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I'm sorry.
I-I, uh, I don't mean to fight.
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I can promise you I
will be there on Sunday.
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Fine.
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[beep]
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Brown rice. Yeah.
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Oh, and can you add an
extra egg roll? Thanks.
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Um... credit card?
Number...
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[call waiting beeps]
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All right. You know what?
I'll just pay cash. Yeah.
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All right, thank you.
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[TV playing in background]
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Hello.
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Picked up. Wow.
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- I can hear you breathing, Neil.
- Why are you calling me?
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Uh, to pass along a
message from Mallory.
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Who?
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Heh. Yeah, right.
You know who.
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I guess she was looking to recreate
that special evening you two had,
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so I explained to her that you
were pinch-hitting that night
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- and gave her your number.
- M-my personal number?
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Hey, you want to live
the life, my friend,
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you got to learn how
to handle your clients.
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And if you want any
advice on how to really
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impress her for the
second date, I usually...
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[beep]
[phone thuds]
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You're welcome.
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[ringing]
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[continues ringing]
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[chime]
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Man voice: Course catalogs are available
at the information table in the quad.
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Catalogs are available
at the information table in the quad.
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Hi. We're here to check
in for the tour. Truman.
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Yes. Welcome to Rand, Trumans.
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How was your first night in the dorms?
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Oh, god, it's been a long time.
Were the beds always that small?
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We've been protesting
those jailhouse conditions
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since freshman year.
Administration won't budge...
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but who sleeps in college, right?
Wah-wah.
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[chuckles]
Anika, you are tour group "D."
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You're gonna meet your group
at the statue of Walter Bayer
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across the quad.
School's first president.
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Ah, Walter Bayer... the
slave-owning bigot turned war hero.
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You told me to research the
college before I got here.
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- I researched.
- She's not wrong.
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Oh, wow. We used to decorate
him every homecoming.
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Do I have to wear a name tag?
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- I really don't want to wear a name tag.
- I'm not gonna stop you.
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Oh, all right, mom.
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Uh, wait. I think
I'm coming with you.
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The tour's for potential
incoming students only.
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Oh, well, I used to be a student here.
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- Mom.
- Okay, fine. Fine.
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Hey, can you please just
take some pictures so I...
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and text me when you're done?
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[female voice] Good morning, Neil.
How can I make you happy today?
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I want to be with my
family, so how can I
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convince my bosses that
you are profitable quickly?
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Here is a listing for six financial
service companies in your area.
243
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Not exactly what I was asking for.
244
00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:03,470
Hello?
245
00:14:03,588 --> 00:14:06,006
You are three times more
productive at work tasks
246
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after periods of rest or leisure.
247
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:12,012
Acts of service or
charity are also beneficial
248
00:14:12,146 --> 00:14:14,348
as they foster a sense of self-worth,
249
00:14:14,482 --> 00:14:16,433
releasing serotonin in the brain.
250
00:14:16,601 --> 00:14:21,405
In other words, keep calm
and do something nice, Neil.
251
00:14:21,522 --> 00:14:24,441
[mellow music]
252
00:14:51,636 --> 00:14:54,304
You were right. That did feel good.
253
00:14:54,439 --> 00:14:57,941
You had two calls.
I sent them right to voicemail
254
00:14:58,059 --> 00:15:00,027
so you wouldn't be disturbed.
255
00:15:00,144 --> 00:15:03,063
You sent them to voicemail?
Wait. You can do that?
256
00:15:03,197 --> 00:15:06,483
Yes. Should I add
Mallory to your contacts?
257
00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:09,820
Would you like to call her back?
258
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:16,743
All right, that should be enough. Yep.
259
00:15:16,878 --> 00:15:20,297
- Now bury it.
- I think it's fried, man.
260
00:15:20,415 --> 00:15:23,216
Oh, they say it takes,
like, one or two days.
261
00:15:23,334 --> 00:15:24,551
Here, I'll take that.
262
00:15:24,669 --> 00:15:26,970
- You got any beer?
- Yeah.
263
00:15:27,055 --> 00:15:30,057
So, listen, man, I gotta ask.
264
00:15:30,174 --> 00:15:34,061
- You and Renee...
- The last two beers?
265
00:15:34,178 --> 00:15:35,646
Come on, it's Saturday afternoon.
266
00:15:35,763 --> 00:15:39,349
- No kids, no wife. Let's make a run.
- I got some work to do.
267
00:15:39,484 --> 00:15:42,256
Look, I know what you're
getting at, and, uh, sorry
268
00:15:42,257 --> 00:15:45,188
about all the noise, but
that's just what it sounds like
269
00:15:45,356 --> 00:15:48,025
- when things are going well with us.
- Going well?
270
00:15:48,192 --> 00:15:50,027
All right.
You know that box you check
271
00:15:50,194 --> 00:15:51,778
when you download something online?
272
00:15:51,913 --> 00:15:53,780
Terms and conditions
and sh... you never read?
273
00:15:53,915 --> 00:15:57,084
Well, in our relationship,
I have my own terms and conditions.
274
00:15:57,201 --> 00:15:59,870
And when she married my
ass, she checked the box.
275
00:16:00,038 --> 00:16:02,622
Now, when she violates
them, I let her know.
276
00:16:02,757 --> 00:16:05,342
But don't get it twisted.
She does the same to me.
277
00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:07,344
Yeah, but, I mean,
what does that have to do
278
00:16:07,462 --> 00:16:09,046
with screaming at each other?
279
00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:11,548
Means we still care.
I mean, I get jealous...
280
00:16:11,549 --> 00:16:13,350
if she gets attention from other men
281
00:16:13,468 --> 00:16:15,519
and she gets jealous if
I get it from other women.
282
00:16:15,603 --> 00:16:17,806
- Isn't that a little...
- how long you been married?
283
00:16:17,841 --> 00:16:19,749
'Cause you know.
Once you stop fighting
284
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:22,726
over the small things,
you stop caring.
285
00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:26,229
Look, what you hear over
there, that isn't problems, man.
286
00:16:26,364 --> 00:16:30,650
That's foreplay. [chuckles]
'Cause you know there's nothing better
287
00:16:30,785 --> 00:16:34,379
than some make-up sex
after some good fighting.
288
00:16:51,973 --> 00:16:55,142
Hi. I'm looking for the
design building, the...
289
00:17:19,751 --> 00:17:21,952
Woman: A series of missed opportunities...
290
00:17:22,086 --> 00:17:24,504
that's what college can be
if you don't take advantage
291
00:17:24,622 --> 00:17:27,924
of all that a university
like Rand has to offer.
292
00:17:28,042 --> 00:17:29,960
- _
- Okay, show of hands.
293
00:17:30,128 --> 00:17:31,962
- _
- Who wants to get the most they can
294
00:17:32,096 --> 00:17:34,214
- _
- out of college? [overlapping "yeahs"]
295
00:17:34,298 --> 00:17:35,632
- _
- Perfect.
296
00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:38,769
- _
- Next we're gonna take a tour of our library.
297
00:17:38,770 --> 00:17:41,938
It's our oldest building
on campus, built in 1865.
298
00:17:42,056 --> 00:17:45,108
Do your best to keep close
and keep your voices low.
299
00:17:45,226 --> 00:17:46,610
Come on and follow me.
300
00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:59,539
Uh...
What are you doing here?
301
00:17:59,657 --> 00:18:01,658
Had to see if you were lying to me.
302
00:18:01,793 --> 00:18:04,411
You were right. This isn't that far.
303
00:18:04,545 --> 00:18:07,798
We can still see each
other and work on the music.
304
00:18:07,915 --> 00:18:11,885
Heh. Right.
Hmm, the music.
305
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:16,056
You thought I just came all
the way up here just to see you?
306
00:18:16,174 --> 00:18:17,174
Come on.
307
00:18:20,428 --> 00:18:22,929
So what you been up to?
308
00:18:23,064 --> 00:18:25,482
[low chatter]
309
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,018
It's really boring. [low chatter]
310
00:18:33,074 --> 00:18:36,660
It feels really strange.
I'm not sure I can get used to this.
311
00:18:36,777 --> 00:18:40,363
You should try
being married for real.
312
00:18:40,498 --> 00:18:42,866
Not in your cards?
313
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,835
I don't know. Maybe.
314
00:18:44,952 --> 00:18:48,505
If I found the right girl, fell in love.
315
00:18:48,623 --> 00:18:51,208
That's no reason to get married.
316
00:18:51,342 --> 00:18:53,710
Aren't you a hopeless romantic?
317
00:18:53,845 --> 00:18:57,047
You know, not that long ago,
most civilized societies,
318
00:18:57,181 --> 00:18:59,823
almost all societies, really, thought
319
00:18:59,858 --> 00:19:02,135
marrying for love
was completely impractical.
320
00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:05,105
- Keeps us in business, though.
- Speaking of business,
321
00:19:05,223 --> 00:19:07,390
the only reason I agreed to do this
322
00:19:07,558 --> 00:19:10,393
is because you offered me
five times my usual salary.
323
00:19:10,561 --> 00:19:13,029
[laughs]
And you don't trust me?
324
00:19:13,147 --> 00:19:17,777
Maybe you would make a good husband.
325
00:19:24,242 --> 00:19:27,661
- Satisfied?
- We're here.
326
00:19:27,795 --> 00:19:30,247
[industrial buzzers]
327
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:36,970
You know...
I can't wait to meet my wife now.
328
00:19:57,229 --> 00:20:00,898
Hello, Lawrence. How
can I make you happy today?
329
00:20:01,016 --> 00:20:03,267
- Man, this thing is trippy.
- It's a work-in-progress.
330
00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:05,269
How's it supposed to make me happy?
331
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:07,488
Just give it a second
and see what it says.
332
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:09,690
This is the times article
I was telling you about.
333
00:20:09,825 --> 00:20:12,193
40 years of happiness research
down to three simple steps.
334
00:20:12,327 --> 00:20:13,611
- Huh.
- What about beer?
335
00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:15,112
- Did you get us some beer?
- You know what?
336
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:16,697
I found some in the
garage. I put it on ice.
337
00:20:16,832 --> 00:20:18,866
- You didn't bring me one.
- It appears your wife
338
00:20:19,001 --> 00:20:22,286
has not responded to
your last seven emails,
339
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:25,089
- indicating a marital rift...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
340
00:20:25,207 --> 00:20:27,175
Yeah, you know, you
give it your email address,
341
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:29,794
your social-media handles,
and it does the rest.
342
00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:31,295
You should apologize.
343
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:32,797
[distant doorbell]
Oh, you're taking her side?
344
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,182
You know what?
345
00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:36,184
I think I just heard
someone at the front door.
346
00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:37,468
- Could you go and check?
- Sure.
347
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:39,020
Thank you.
348
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:41,722
I don't know, man.
My computer already makes me happy.
349
00:20:41,857 --> 00:20:43,774
It's called porn.
350
00:20:43,892 --> 00:20:46,310
Wasn't that the problem
in the first place?
351
00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:48,112
Well, that's all a
matter of perspective.
352
00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:51,816
- Hey, hey.
- Hey, Trent.
353
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:53,100
- Good to see you.
- Yep
354
00:20:53,101 --> 00:20:53,868
Glad you could come.
355
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,320
- What are you doing here, man?
- I called him.
356
00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:58,573
You know, I thought a
guy in your predicament
357
00:20:58,707 --> 00:21:00,575
could do with some
time out with the boys.
358
00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:02,076
Bunch of us are
meeting up at the bar.
359
00:21:02,211 --> 00:21:04,996
- I'm your designated driver.
- Oh, man, you did this for me?
360
00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:08,332
That's cool.
But I already made plans.
361
00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:11,168
I mean, why go to a bar
when we can chill right here?
362
00:21:11,253 --> 00:21:13,504
Oh, no, because I got to work.
363
00:21:13,589 --> 00:21:15,840
Neil, this is Phil, Eric, and Steve.
364
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:18,259
[chuckles] No, that's Steve.
What's up? What's up, guys?
365
00:21:18,393 --> 00:21:20,261
What's up?
What's up? All right.
366
00:21:20,395 --> 00:21:22,396
The boys.
367
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,671
- Professor Merchant.
- Yes.
368
00:21:46,788 --> 00:21:50,207
Hi. You probably don't remember me.
369
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:54,295
- I was one of your students...
- Grace. [laughs]
370
00:21:54,429 --> 00:22:00,017
My eyes get worse with age,
but talent I never forget.
371
00:22:00,102 --> 00:22:02,019
[clicks]
372
00:22:03,555 --> 00:22:04,689
Turn around.
373
00:22:04,806 --> 00:22:06,724
Vivian's husband
keeps getting younger.
374
00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:09,894
Lucky her.
Oh, and a happy belated, Bill.
375
00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:15,650
- You shouldn't have.
- He's all good.
376
00:22:15,784 --> 00:22:18,119
All right. Let him go.
377
00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:20,121
[buzzer]
378
00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:26,544
Remember what I told you?
379
00:22:26,662 --> 00:22:28,829
You mean that thing
about not falling in love?
380
00:22:28,964 --> 00:22:31,332
I'm a professional. I
know how to play the part.
381
00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:34,719
[buzzer]
[mechanism grinding]
382
00:22:34,836 --> 00:22:37,722
[rock music]
383
00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:52,186
- Can I talk to you?
- Great party, man.
384
00:22:52,321 --> 00:22:54,238
- Last call.
- What? We just ordered pizza.
385
00:22:54,356 --> 00:22:56,607
No. You call them back, you
tell them to take it next door.
386
00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:59,744
I have work to do.
Seriously. Let everyone know.
387
00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:03,447
Hey, guys...
388
00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:05,616
[muffled music in background]
389
00:23:05,751 --> 00:23:08,753
There you are. What are you doing?
390
00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:11,005
Looking for this.
Dave brought imports.
391
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:13,424
- Pompous bastard.
- Good news and bad news.
392
00:23:13,542 --> 00:23:16,285
Bad news is that's the last
of the beer. Good news is that
393
00:23:16,286 --> 00:23:18,796
there's five pizzas on its
way to your house right now.
394
00:23:18,964 --> 00:23:20,881
My house?
395
00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:24,051
Fine. It's cool.
I'll gather the troops.
396
00:23:24,186 --> 00:23:26,887
Yeah. Don't worry about
the clean-up. I got it.
397
00:23:27,022 --> 00:23:29,106
What makes you think
I was worried about that?
398
00:23:29,224 --> 00:23:31,058
[chuckles]
399
00:23:52,381 --> 00:23:55,299
Okay, guys, we're wrapping it up.
Pizzas are next door.
400
00:23:55,417 --> 00:23:56,634
They're getting delivered right now.
401
00:23:56,718 --> 00:23:58,836
- Chick in the front is banging.
- Mm. Let me see.
402
00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:01,255
That's a world of
warcraft body right there.
403
00:24:01,390 --> 00:24:02,590
What are you doing, guys?
404
00:24:02,724 --> 00:24:06,010
I thought I said that
everyone needs to just break...
405
00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:08,145
- What is that?
- You tell us.
406
00:24:08,263 --> 00:24:12,316
- I found it inside.
- What the hell? Grace?
407
00:24:12,434 --> 00:24:14,769
That's his wife.
408
00:24:14,903 --> 00:24:16,404
I wasn't sure what to wear.
409
00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:19,573
Stephanie roped me into something
you're not gonna believe.
410
00:24:25,580 --> 00:24:28,032
No, she told me she was
doing a photo shoot, but...
411
00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:29,667
Didn't tell you that
she was getting naked
412
00:24:29,785 --> 00:24:31,252
with a bunch of people in public?
413
00:24:31,369 --> 00:24:34,538
- Okay, I'm sure there's an explanation.
- Yeah. She lied.
414
00:24:34,623 --> 00:24:36,507
Probably thought you
were gonna be upset.
415
00:24:36,625 --> 00:24:38,709
Sh... , if that was my wife and
she did that behind my back...
416
00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:41,545
All right, everyone has to leave now.
Everyone has to go.
417
00:24:41,713 --> 00:24:45,182
Everybody, everybody,
it's time to leave now!
418
00:24:51,556 --> 00:24:55,860
It's like I'm watching my own life.
That's how I feel sometimes.
419
00:24:55,977 --> 00:24:58,562
And when I was here studying with you,
420
00:24:58,647 --> 00:25:02,700
I just could tap into
something that felt like me.
421
00:25:02,818 --> 00:25:04,902
Now I have a kid going to college.
422
00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:07,905
Just moves so fast.
It's like what happened?
423
00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:11,408
Yeah. You said you
started working again?
424
00:25:11,576 --> 00:25:14,745
Yes. I, um, I designed a lobby.
425
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:19,416
But they actually did a piece on it
in Design Image blog.
426
00:25:19,551 --> 00:25:21,252
That's wonderful, Grace.
427
00:25:23,755 --> 00:25:26,557
You told me to take
that fulbright in Italy.
428
00:25:26,641 --> 00:25:30,261
- Do you remember?
- Oh, but you were in love.
429
00:25:30,345 --> 00:25:32,429
Yeah. And we're still together.
430
00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:35,099
I just... I wonder sometimes what...
431
00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:37,685
what would've happened if...
432
00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:44,775
Well, as I say to the freshmen
in my fundamentals class,
433
00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:47,528
you can't always go back and fix,
434
00:25:47,612 --> 00:25:50,581
but you can move forward and improve,
435
00:25:50,699 --> 00:25:54,285
in design as it is in life.
436
00:25:56,454 --> 00:26:01,425
Rand sponsors a mid... career fellowship
with the Design Institute of Milan.
437
00:26:01,543 --> 00:26:04,128
There are several universities
and organizations involved,
438
00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:08,632
so it's very competitive.
Candidates come by nomination only.
439
00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:14,054
- Lucky for you, I'm on the board.
- Oh. That's great.
440
00:26:14,189 --> 00:26:16,807
And I've nominated you.
441
00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:21,478
- What? W-when?
- Mm, just now.
442
00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:23,564
[both laugh]
443
00:26:26,368 --> 00:26:30,703
- So, um, what do you want to play?
- Figured I'd start with
444
00:26:30,704 --> 00:26:34,658
some chords, just make up
something as we went along.
445
00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:36,627
[laughs] Funny.
446
00:26:39,664 --> 00:26:43,500
What, just start singing?
I wouldn't even know what to say.
447
00:26:43,668 --> 00:26:46,303
You will. We'll do it together.
448
00:26:46,388 --> 00:26:48,305
You remember what I said
about taking a chance.
449
00:26:48,423 --> 00:26:51,091
Why you think I drove all
the way out here to see you?
450
00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:59,650
[humming]
451
00:26:59,768 --> 00:27:04,021
Risking everything is hard
452
00:27:04,155 --> 00:27:06,907
I'm not supposed to want you
453
00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:09,526
but here you are
454
00:27:09,661 --> 00:27:13,581
stranger with paper and pen
455
00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:15,199
a pretty rose
456
00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:18,419
but with a stem
that wouldn't bend
457
00:27:18,536 --> 00:27:21,205
a pretty girl all alone
458
00:27:21,339 --> 00:27:23,707
with no guitar in hand
459
00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:26,010
yeah, yeah
460
00:27:26,094 --> 00:27:29,046
yeah, yeah
461
00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:31,632
I know you
462
00:27:31,716 --> 00:27:34,685
you know me
463
00:27:34,803 --> 00:27:38,806
chasin' feelings, so it seems
464
00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:40,858
you never let me down
465
00:27:40,976 --> 00:27:43,360
or let me off the hook
466
00:27:43,478 --> 00:27:45,729
one kiss was all it took
467
00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:48,732
one kiss was all it took
468
00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:51,902
I can't risk it all
469
00:27:54,623 --> 00:27:58,325
but it's a risk worth taking
470
00:27:58,460 --> 00:28:02,379
head or heart, I thought
471
00:28:02,464 --> 00:28:04,498
which one to follow?
472
00:28:04,633 --> 00:28:06,583
both are taken
473
00:28:06,718 --> 00:28:08,252
yeah-eah
474
00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:13,924
I can't risk it all
475
00:28:14,092 --> 00:28:16,760
it's a risk worth taking
476
00:28:19,397 --> 00:28:21,765
it's a risk worth takin'
477
00:28:24,319 --> 00:28:26,770
we're a risk worth takin'
478
00:28:26,905 --> 00:28:29,523
oh-oh-oh
479
00:28:29,607 --> 00:28:33,694
we're a risk worth takin'
480
00:28:42,875 --> 00:28:46,711
You two lovebirds have an hour.
I'll be right outside.
481
00:28:46,879 --> 00:28:48,630
Thanks, Shelley.
482
00:28:55,554 --> 00:28:58,390
I, um, I really love what
you've done with the place.
483
00:28:58,474 --> 00:29:00,358
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
484
00:29:00,476 --> 00:29:03,144
Well, it's gonna be home
for the next ten years,
485
00:29:03,279 --> 00:29:05,397
so might as well feel like it.
486
00:29:05,564 --> 00:29:07,315
[scoffs]
487
00:29:07,450 --> 00:29:13,621
So, how does such a beautiful
woman like yourself end up here?
488
00:29:13,739 --> 00:29:15,907
Ahem. Loyalty.
489
00:29:17,910 --> 00:29:22,664
My husband, well, he embezzled
millions from his hedge fund.
490
00:29:22,798 --> 00:29:28,336
I supported it, then I supported
him through court, and, um...
491
00:29:29,805 --> 00:29:31,589
we both paid the price.
492
00:29:34,009 --> 00:29:37,011
He's in a correctional
facility in Kansas.
493
00:29:37,146 --> 00:29:41,099
- Sorry to hear that.
- I'd do it again...
494
00:29:41,233 --> 00:29:43,351
in a heartbeat.
495
00:29:43,486 --> 00:29:50,108
- You must really love him.
- Oh, from the moment we met.
496
00:29:50,242 --> 00:29:52,694
He's the love of my life.
497
00:29:53,778 --> 00:29:59,617
If I had to wait a hundred
years to see him again, I would.
498
00:30:06,459 --> 00:30:08,877
Oh, I miss him so much.
499
00:30:13,682 --> 00:30:15,967
Let me help you forget that.
500
00:30:26,479 --> 00:30:28,863
[applause]
501
00:30:31,650 --> 00:30:35,954
Thank you, everyone.
Feel free to show your appreciation.
502
00:30:38,290 --> 00:30:39,574
[chuckles]
503
00:30:39,708 --> 00:30:41,326
I made, like, a tenth of this
504
00:30:41,494 --> 00:30:44,212
- when I tried to play outside.
- Know what that means?
505
00:30:44,330 --> 00:30:45,584
We're better off as a team,
506
00:30:45,585 --> 00:30:50,668
but I'm still carrying you, though,
all right? [chuckles]
507
00:30:50,803 --> 00:30:53,338
So, should we celebrate?
508
00:30:55,174 --> 00:30:57,142
I'm down.
509
00:30:57,259 --> 00:31:00,094
Sex on the beach.
510
00:31:02,014 --> 00:31:08,186
- Oh, no. I-I ordered, um, Chardonnay.
- Oh. Sorry.
511
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,522
It's okay. You know,
I used to work here,
512
00:31:10,656 --> 00:31:14,192
like, 20 years ago
when I was in college?
513
00:31:14,326 --> 00:31:19,364
It's nice. It hasn't changed.
You still have live music?
514
00:31:19,532 --> 00:31:21,950
[soft pop music in background]
515
00:31:22,034 --> 00:31:23,926
[rings]
516
00:31:25,390 --> 00:31:27,420
_
517
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:32,843
__
518
00:31:41,971 --> 00:31:43,855
When can I see you again?
519
00:31:43,939 --> 00:31:48,526
- I guess that's up to Adriana.
- Actually, it's up to my husband.
520
00:31:48,644 --> 00:31:53,064
He pays for these visits,
and I pay for his out of my account.
521
00:31:56,402 --> 00:32:00,738
Did you guys...
with other people before
522
00:32:00,906 --> 00:32:03,408
- No. No.
- when you were married?
523
00:32:03,492 --> 00:32:07,745
Well, what's he gonna be
like when you see him again?
524
00:32:07,913 --> 00:32:09,547
I don't understand.
525
00:32:09,665 --> 00:32:13,134
If... if you love
each other that much...
526
00:32:13,252 --> 00:32:14,586
We'll forgive each other.
527
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:18,172
When you sacrifice this
much to stay married,
528
00:32:18,307 --> 00:32:23,094
- you have no choice.
- That doesn't sound like love.
529
00:32:23,262 --> 00:32:27,432
Maybe not,
but it feels like it.
530
00:32:27,566 --> 00:32:29,350
[knock on door]
531
00:32:29,485 --> 00:32:32,437
Ahem.
532
00:32:32,571 --> 00:32:35,690
How was the honeymoon?
533
00:32:35,824 --> 00:32:37,358
Let's go. Time's up.
534
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:56,628
- What was your name again?
- I said, "let's go."
535
00:33:03,135 --> 00:33:04,352
[door closes]
536
00:33:35,884 --> 00:33:40,138
- Grace.
- Neil. Hi.
537
00:33:40,222 --> 00:33:41,556
You're here. Hi.
538
00:33:41,674 --> 00:33:44,809
Oh, my god.
Anika is gonna be so happy.
539
00:33:44,893 --> 00:33:46,311
You're not gonna believe what happened.
540
00:33:46,395 --> 00:33:48,513
I went to my old design
building, and I ran into
541
00:33:48,647 --> 00:33:49,597
- my professor and...
- You lied to me.
542
00:33:49,732 --> 00:33:51,816
- What?
- You lied to me.
543
00:33:51,934 --> 00:33:53,568
- What? What...
- You took your clothes off
544
00:33:53,686 --> 00:33:56,455
for someone else, and you
hid it from me like... like...
545
00:33:56,456 --> 00:33:57,989
like I wouldn't find out?
546
00:34:00,609 --> 00:34:04,912
- What are you talking about?
- You know what I'm talking about.
547
00:34:09,201 --> 00:34:12,420
When... when, uh... how did you...
548
00:34:12,538 --> 00:34:14,872
You didn't exactly
hide it very well, Grace.
549
00:34:15,007 --> 00:34:18,543
Framed photo. You butt-naked.
550
00:34:18,677 --> 00:34:20,962
- The photo, right.
- Yeah.
551
00:34:21,096 --> 00:34:23,297
Dylan dropped it off yesterday,
552
00:34:23,432 --> 00:34:25,550
- and I didn't get a chance...
- Who's Dylan?
553
00:34:25,684 --> 00:34:28,603
Dylan's the photographer who
took the picture for the blog,
554
00:34:28,721 --> 00:34:32,440
- and he asked Stephanie and I to model...
- A naked photo session
555
00:34:32,558 --> 00:34:35,143
is something you and I
should've discussed, Grace.
556
00:34:35,277 --> 00:34:38,813
Why?
So I could get your permission?
557
00:34:38,947 --> 00:34:40,031
Yes.
558
00:34:40,149 --> 00:34:43,317
- Are you serious?
- Yes, I'm serious.
559
00:34:43,452 --> 00:34:46,738
I'm the only one that
should see you naked, Grace.
560
00:34:46,872 --> 00:34:50,408
- Are you jealous?
- You're damn right I'm jealous.
561
00:34:50,576 --> 00:34:52,744
You ever lie to me
like this again, I'll...
562
00:34:52,828 --> 00:34:54,829
What are you gonna do?
563
00:35:02,588 --> 00:35:04,972
I miss this.
564
00:35:16,935 --> 00:35:20,738
[moaning and groaning echoing]
565
00:35:53,972 --> 00:35:56,974
Damn. Did you down a
Red Bull or something?
566
00:35:57,109 --> 00:36:01,062
Ha. I just... I'm glad you came.
567
00:36:01,196 --> 00:36:04,482
- I missed you.
- It's only been 24 hours,
568
00:36:04,650 --> 00:36:06,484
but I guess I do have
that effect sometimes.
569
00:36:06,652 --> 00:36:08,903
You know, I think I throw
off a scent or something...
570
00:36:09,037 --> 00:36:11,072
Shut up.
[laughs]
571
00:36:14,076 --> 00:36:16,494
Whoa. Y-your parents.
572
00:36:20,415 --> 00:36:23,000
My mom said she's
meeting some friends
573
00:36:23,168 --> 00:36:24,552
at an old bar they used to go to,
574
00:36:24,670 --> 00:36:26,671
and I've seen that woman
with wine and friends.
575
00:36:26,805 --> 00:36:29,390
It's going to be a while.
576
00:36:29,508 --> 00:36:32,343
- We don't have to.
- I want to.
577
00:36:34,012 --> 00:36:38,099
Look... I was a dick the
other night at my apartment.
578
00:36:38,233 --> 00:36:42,603
I didn't know how to
say it, what we are.
579
00:36:42,738 --> 00:36:44,188
I like you a lot.
580
00:36:44,323 --> 00:36:46,858
I want to be a thing,
you know, the two of us,
581
00:36:46,992 --> 00:36:49,777
- if that's cool with you.
- Yeah.
582
00:36:49,912 --> 00:36:51,779
Do you think we should get a motel?
583
00:36:51,914 --> 00:36:54,198
Dad! I...
584
00:36:56,535 --> 00:37:03,007
- Um, this is Mateo.
- Nice to meet you.
585
00:37:04,376 --> 00:37:06,627
Dad, we were just
singing together, okay?
586
00:37:06,762 --> 00:37:08,179
How old are you?
587
00:37:08,263 --> 00:37:10,214
What does that have
to do with anything?
588
00:37:10,349 --> 00:37:13,518
Are you a student here?
Did you just meet on the tour?
589
00:37:13,635 --> 00:37:17,388
- No, Mrs. Truman.
- Then who the hell are you?
590
00:37:17,556 --> 00:37:20,191
I'm her boyfriend.
591
00:37:32,293 --> 00:37:35,412
All right. I bit my tongue
through all last night...
592
00:37:35,579 --> 00:37:37,130
[door slams]
593
00:37:37,248 --> 00:37:39,999
... and all through breakfast.
Can we deal with her now?
594
00:37:40,134 --> 00:37:43,720
- Just don't get worked up.
- Our daughter snuck a boy into her room.
595
00:37:43,838 --> 00:37:46,089
- How can I not be worked up?
- I'll talk to her.
596
00:37:46,173 --> 00:37:48,091
It's young love. You do crazy things.
597
00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:50,510
- We both did.
- She's a teenager.
598
00:37:50,644 --> 00:37:54,004
Exactly. Surely you're
not so old you've forgotten
599
00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:57,100
what that's like. Just
let's lie down for a bit.
600
00:37:57,234 --> 00:38:00,770
It was a long drive, and I'm exhausted.
601
00:38:06,944 --> 00:38:09,996
Hey, babe. Want me to
make us some breakfast?
602
00:38:12,083 --> 00:38:15,452
- Uh, hi.
- Hi.
603
00:38:18,372 --> 00:38:21,124
[tinny pop music]
604
00:38:30,801 --> 00:38:35,054
- You have to plug it in first.
- Whoa. [laughs]
605
00:38:35,139 --> 00:38:38,942
- What are you doing home?
- What are you doing in my house?
606
00:38:39,059 --> 00:38:41,528
Well, I had to let the pool guy in,
607
00:38:41,645 --> 00:38:44,564
so I figured I would,
you know, stay the night.
608
00:38:44,698 --> 00:38:47,150
Looks like someone had a pool party
609
00:38:47,284 --> 00:38:50,403
before I could.
Hey, look who's home early.
610
00:38:50,538 --> 00:38:52,288
Yeah, I see that.
611
00:38:52,406 --> 00:38:55,542
Um, Dylan, this is my
husband Neil. Neil, Dylan.
612
00:38:57,328 --> 00:38:59,245
- Sorry for the surprise.
- No. I, uh...
613
00:38:59,380 --> 00:39:00,497
It's okay.
614
00:39:00,631 --> 00:39:02,499
Let me show you what
the pool guy showed me.
615
00:39:02,633 --> 00:39:04,501
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
616
00:39:11,308 --> 00:39:12,976
You're the photographer.
617
00:39:13,093 --> 00:39:16,396
Uh, yeah. You're...
you're the husband.
618
00:39:24,438 --> 00:39:25,989
[bottles clink]
619
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:32,278
Yo. Didn't work.
620
00:39:32,413 --> 00:39:34,664
I guess rice is only
good for weddings, huh?
621
00:39:34,782 --> 00:39:37,200
- Well, it was worth a try.
- How you doing?
622
00:39:37,368 --> 00:39:39,702
Good. Uh, Renee back yet?
623
00:39:39,870 --> 00:39:41,955
Not yet. You keep your
windows shut, though,
624
00:39:42,039 --> 00:39:44,100
'cause when she does come home, there's
625
00:39:44,101 --> 00:39:46,426
gonna be some serious
make-up sex happening.
626
00:39:46,544 --> 00:39:48,044
- Looking forward to it.
- Yes, sir.
627
00:39:48,179 --> 00:39:50,296
- All right, man.
- All right.
628
00:40:05,146 --> 00:40:07,197
[hammering]
629
00:40:10,534 --> 00:40:14,454
- I don't like it there.
- Well, too bad.
630
00:40:16,490 --> 00:40:18,825
This way, I get to see
your ass every morning.
631
00:40:18,993 --> 00:40:24,047
- You really didn't have to do that.
- Mm, not enough for my taste.
632
00:40:27,001 --> 00:40:28,468
What's wrong?
633
00:40:28,586 --> 00:40:32,806
It's just that dorm bed we slept
in last night... shoebox like.
634
00:40:32,890 --> 00:40:36,259
I don't know how we ever managed
to sleep in those in college.
635
00:40:36,394 --> 00:40:41,815
Mm. Well, we just had to get close
and hold on.
636
00:40:41,932 --> 00:40:45,819
Hmm.
Now I remember.
637
00:40:54,745 --> 00:40:57,113
[cell phone rings]
638
00:40:57,248 --> 00:41:00,166
[groans]
[Grace murmurs]
639
00:41:00,284 --> 00:41:02,202
It's probably just Victor.
640
00:41:02,336 --> 00:41:05,372
Wants to see my
progress on that project.
641
00:41:05,456 --> 00:41:07,424
- [chime] _
- Spoon me.
642
00:41:07,541 --> 00:41:10,043
Tell me how jealous you are again.
643
00:41:10,211 --> 00:41:11,711
_
[chuckles]
644
00:41:11,796 --> 00:41:16,008
[chime]
_
645
00:41:37,277 --> 00:41:39,772
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