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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:04,423 They say you can't choose your family. 2 00:00:04,649 --> 00:00:06,919 Well, that's probably best... 3 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:09,766 if you could, the return policy would have to be really strict. 4 00:00:09,767 --> 00:00:11,484 Okay, what you think? 5 00:00:11,932 --> 00:00:15,020 What don't you just... get yourself a dog you could dress up? 6 00:00:15,361 --> 00:00:18,335 Put back if you don't like it. I'll give it for you for Christmas. 7 00:00:18,503 --> 00:00:20,047 Thank you. 8 00:00:21,311 --> 00:00:24,727 Oh my God. Stop, what are you doing? 9 00:00:24,728 --> 00:00:28,041 I like it! It hides the flaws in your bone structure. 10 00:00:28,869 --> 00:00:30,529 Mother I was looking for a foundation. 11 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:33,445 Not trying to join the witness relocation program. 12 00:00:33,735 --> 00:00:37,185 Can you just try not to control like every aspect of my being. 13 00:00:37,186 --> 00:00:39,576 I'm sorry, excuse me for caring. 14 00:00:39,577 --> 00:00:42,308 Let's go look for some of those cute plastic clock. 15 00:00:42,728 --> 00:00:44,744 Regina? Amy. 16 00:00:44,915 --> 00:00:46,579 I wasn't sure if it was you. 17 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:49,744 There it is. You still in Portland? 18 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:52,363 Still there. You still in Long Land Valley? 19 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:56,248 Well, bye. Bye. 20 00:00:56,452 --> 00:00:58,770 Bye Samantha. Bye. 21 00:00:59,391 --> 00:01:01,735 Who is that? That's my sister. 22 00:01:02,010 --> 00:01:03,835 Oh that's cute. 23 00:01:05,111 --> 00:01:06,511 I have an aunt? 24 00:01:06,682 --> 00:01:09,035 What do you mean you forgot? It happens! 25 00:01:09,036 --> 00:01:10,735 You forgot way more than I have. 26 00:01:10,736 --> 00:01:13,775 Okay, you know what? I let it go when you forgot 27 00:01:13,776 --> 00:01:17,622 that I was allergic to walnuts, 'cause you know, it was nice to see everybody at the hospital again. 28 00:01:17,623 --> 00:01:19,936 But you did not forget to tell me you had a sister. 29 00:01:19,937 --> 00:01:22,203 Because she's a horrible person, you better off not knowing her. 30 00:01:22,204 --> 00:01:25,926 Mom, listen... for the past year and a half, I've been trying to put together 31 00:01:25,927 --> 00:01:30,270 this possible of who I am. And... an aunt is a pretty big piece! 32 00:01:31,345 --> 00:01:34,297 When you were two years old, you ate a piece of my puzzle. 33 00:01:34,298 --> 00:01:38,589 Victoria Falls, but I knew what Victoria Falls looked like because it was a picture on a box. 34 00:01:38,590 --> 00:01:41,023 I'm your box. But this is my family. 35 00:01:41,024 --> 00:01:43,767 Why do you not want me to know my family? 36 00:01:43,768 --> 00:01:45,538 The same reason I don't want you to have a gun. 37 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,315 You might hurt yourself. 38 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:49,902 Okay, but... You are not seeing her again. 39 00:01:49,903 --> 00:01:51,713 The subject is closed. 40 00:01:51,957 --> 00:01:54,224 This was a fun day, we should have start earlier. 41 00:01:54,225 --> 00:01:55,689 Kisses. Yeah but mom... 42 00:01:55,690 --> 00:01:58,066 I said "kisses". Okay. 43 00:01:58,622 --> 00:02:01,343 See ya. I'm gonna go back to the city. 44 00:02:05,694 --> 00:02:07,239 Aunt Amy. 45 00:02:09,258 --> 00:02:10,850 Hi. 46 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:17,000 47 00:02:24,846 --> 00:02:26,824 I win it. 48 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,066 Wow, who ordered the sea monster? 49 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:33,763 This is a deep sea delicacy I first had in Tokyo. 50 00:02:33,764 --> 00:02:36,319 It's never on the menu but I always ask for it. 51 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:39,723 It honors the chef skills at removing the poison sac. 52 00:02:42,354 --> 00:02:46,479 I don't know if it is the best month, but I am going to find out if they have live starfish 53 00:02:49,538 --> 00:02:52,213 To our new mom! I know! Isn't she fantastic? 54 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:55,216 She lived in Tokyo. The one in Japan. 55 00:02:55,636 --> 00:02:58,479 It's like she's the mom I'm supposed to have you know. 56 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:02,050 And there was just some crazy mix-up at the hospital and I ended up with Regina. 57 00:03:02,252 --> 00:03:04,727 Who is very nice by the way. And I hope we'll keep in touch. 58 00:03:04,728 --> 00:03:07,030 So how are you going to tell your fist mom about this? 59 00:03:07,031 --> 00:03:11,163 Well, I am an adult, and I'm gonna do what adults do and... 60 00:03:11,164 --> 00:03:13,377 I am going to keep it a secret! 61 00:03:14,196 --> 00:03:16,485 So, please join me on pushing down my fears. 62 00:03:16,486 --> 00:03:19,990 No, I'm going to see an other one of Tony's games so I don't want to be puffy. 63 00:03:20,697 --> 00:03:23,120 He doesn't care what you look like, he is gay. 64 00:03:23,121 --> 00:03:25,604 He is so gay! Yes, but 65 00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:27,614 I may be on Jimbotron. 66 00:03:27,801 --> 00:03:29,920 Wooh, the Jimbotron. 67 00:03:30,091 --> 00:03:33,275 What is that? Like a robot, an elephant or something? 68 00:03:33,663 --> 00:03:38,608 No, it's the big screen. And my seat is like 3 feet away from the court. 69 00:03:38,609 --> 00:03:41,667 I don't even have to bring my own wine, in fact they told me to stop. 70 00:03:41,668 --> 00:03:45,446 Hey we should watch, I've never seen somebody I know on national TV. 71 00:03:45,447 --> 00:03:47,713 Except for my high school boyfriend on the news. 72 00:03:47,714 --> 00:03:50,236 After the police dug up his yard. 73 00:04:01,047 --> 00:04:03,310 Sorry Sam's late. It's ok. 74 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:08,071 ... sits down with his four fouls. That's two games in a row he just can't get going. 75 00:04:08,839 --> 00:04:12,201 Oh God, there's Andrea. Oh Sam's missing it. 76 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:17,430 And those buh jeerings are for Tony Dane's girlfriend Andrea Belladonna 77 00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:21,192 Guess the crowd decided she is a jinx on Tony's game 78 00:04:21,643 --> 00:04:23,043 Why doesn't she leave? 79 00:04:23,044 --> 00:04:25,326 Oh, she's got her outfit planned for the whole season. 80 00:04:25,327 --> 00:04:26,944 She's not going anywhere. 81 00:04:26,945 --> 00:04:31,529 She even, if they keep loosing, she'll keep going to the game. Just to get on TV. 82 00:04:31,530 --> 00:04:32,930 Yeah. 83 00:04:33,996 --> 00:04:35,893 Who are you calling? A bookie. 84 00:04:40,427 --> 00:04:43,211 Love how you decorated it. 85 00:04:43,212 --> 00:04:44,806 Did you do this all by yourself? 86 00:04:45,446 --> 00:04:46,864 I don't know, actually. 87 00:04:46,865 --> 00:04:50,722 All I know, I killed the previous owner and I just moved right in. 88 00:04:51,257 --> 00:04:53,754 See? This is nice. 89 00:04:54,331 --> 00:04:56,844 This is an early Curbestin 90 00:04:56,845 --> 00:05:00,302 He was a Dutch potter who settled in Pennsylvania. I collect these myself. 91 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,113 Really? Take it. 92 00:05:02,475 --> 00:05:03,958 Please. What? No! 93 00:05:03,959 --> 00:05:06,838 Sam, that's not why I... Amy, seriously, I... 94 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:09,335 have no connection to anything in this house, so... 95 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:13,034 Well, except for this little African mask-y thing I named Dave. 96 00:05:13,035 --> 00:05:15,218 You can't have Dave. Thank you. 97 00:05:15,788 --> 00:05:18,379 I should have complimented you and your flat screen TV. 98 00:05:23,485 --> 00:05:25,109 Hello? Miss Newly. 99 00:05:25,110 --> 00:05:27,867 You requested I alert you if your mother enters the building. 100 00:05:27,868 --> 00:05:30,462 Huh, yeah Frank. I was there when I told you. 101 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:32,730 Oh, she's here?! 102 00:05:32,731 --> 00:05:36,184 Can you just... can you stall her for just a second? Okay, thank you. 103 00:05:36,396 --> 00:05:38,219 My mom's here. Stairs! 104 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:41,898 Regina, to see "The Great Escape" at a dinner cruise 105 00:05:41,899 --> 00:05:43,695 is a one in a lifetime opportunity. 106 00:05:43,730 --> 00:05:46,277 If we're late... Samantha has not answered her phone all day. 107 00:05:46,448 --> 00:05:49,800 What if she has been taking the pop stitch. What if Todd finally snapped 108 00:05:51,196 --> 00:05:53,086 I'm sorry folks, the elevator has been acting up. 109 00:05:53,087 --> 00:05:55,942 The only way to keep it for getting stuck is to stop at every floor. 110 00:06:04,512 --> 00:06:08,606 Oh mom! And dad! What a delightful surprise. 111 00:06:08,607 --> 00:06:10,462 You haven't return my calls all day. 112 00:06:11,119 --> 00:06:13,842 Oh, right, yeah. I... I was at the park. 113 00:06:13,843 --> 00:06:17,442 And this darn squirrel took off with my cell phone. 114 00:06:17,823 --> 00:06:19,408 What kind of squirrel. 115 00:06:20,048 --> 00:06:21,379 I smell perfume. 116 00:06:22,118 --> 00:06:24,542 Oh, that... that's... that's Todd's cologne. 117 00:06:24,543 --> 00:06:26,857 He bathe in that stuff. It's just awful. 118 00:06:26,858 --> 00:06:29,565 It's Amy's. Todd is seeing Amy? 119 00:06:29,775 --> 00:06:33,190 That's not okay, because he knows how I feel about her. 120 00:06:33,632 --> 00:06:36,991 She's been here. You've been seeing her behind my back, I knew it! 121 00:06:36,992 --> 00:06:39,242 You did not. So, do you... 122 00:06:40,052 --> 00:06:42,095 you wear the cloths I buy you when you go out with her? 123 00:06:42,096 --> 00:06:44,578 Mom, please don't be ridiculous okay? 124 00:06:44,791 --> 00:06:47,453 Amy is fun, she's cool. 125 00:06:47,454 --> 00:06:49,665 And you know I'm sorry that you're so threatened by her 126 00:06:49,666 --> 00:06:53,012 but I'm not gonna stop seeing her, 'cause you know what, she lets me be who I am. 127 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:55,919 Where is the bowl? What bowl? 128 00:06:56,591 --> 00:06:58,486 The bowl! The bowl. 129 00:06:58,487 --> 00:07:00,496 Oh, no, no, Regina, not the bowl again. 130 00:07:00,497 --> 00:07:04,147 I'm gonna be in the car, the movie boat leaves in 15 minutes. 131 00:07:04,888 --> 00:07:07,576 The bowl that my mother passed on to me, that I passed on to you. 132 00:07:08,688 --> 00:07:12,718 Oh, Amy complimented it, and I just... You gave it to her?! 133 00:07:12,719 --> 00:07:15,199 Yeah. She always wanted that bowl. 134 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:18,073 She only became friends with you so that she could get the bowl. 135 00:07:18,074 --> 00:07:23,272 Yeah right, and Dena is only friends with me because, oh, she wants this clock. 136 00:07:23,273 --> 00:07:24,843 I warned you. 137 00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:27,426 But you wouldn't listen, so now I've lost a family heirloom. 138 00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:30,014 Technically, it's still in the family. 139 00:07:30,015 --> 00:07:32,007 I thought I was your family. 140 00:07:33,061 --> 00:07:34,605 I guess not. 141 00:07:35,584 --> 00:07:37,634 I will get the bowl back, okay? 142 00:07:37,806 --> 00:07:41,405 But you know you're wrong about this. Amy didn't know about the bowl. 143 00:07:44,358 --> 00:07:47,808 Samantha, could you... bring the rolls to the table please? 144 00:07:47,809 --> 00:07:49,227 Yeah. 145 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:54,408 there might still be stuffing I prepared from recipes, see here I added... 146 00:07:59,030 --> 00:08:00,742 The bowl. 147 00:08:02,262 --> 00:08:03,745 You told me it was broken. 148 00:08:03,932 --> 00:08:06,918 I was tired of you coming over here rummaging through my house looking for it 149 00:08:06,919 --> 00:08:10,473 I wouldn't have to rummage if your house wasn't such a wreck. 150 00:08:10,474 --> 00:08:13,600 Oh I wanted to spend my energy taking care of my family 151 00:08:13,601 --> 00:08:16,362 There we go again. You got a family I don't have one 152 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:18,211 When are you going to start throwing in my face... 153 00:08:20,023 --> 00:08:21,694 You're so immature! 154 00:08:22,847 --> 00:08:26,190 Why would you do this? I'm meeting someone after dinner. 155 00:08:29,024 --> 00:08:31,129 And it looks like dinner's over. 156 00:08:35,375 --> 00:08:36,935 Oh, gosh. 157 00:08:37,847 --> 00:08:39,686 I don't wanna hear it Dave. 158 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:45,165 I had two moms, now I have none. 159 00:08:45,166 --> 00:08:48,077 I'm an orphan. Which is not bad. 160 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:51,824 No then you and I can go out and find other orphans 161 00:08:51,825 --> 00:08:54,660 And create a supportive ragtag family. 162 00:08:54,661 --> 00:08:58,378 Just call your mother and make up. She'll make you suffer for a while. 163 00:08:58,379 --> 00:09:01,641 Then it will be over. Like a slumber party. 164 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:05,019 Yeah you're right. I'm gonna call her and apologize. 165 00:09:05,227 --> 00:09:07,864 yeah, tell her she's right. No, that is not an option. 166 00:09:08,217 --> 00:09:12,760 If she knows that she was right, then she is gonna be even more up in my business. 167 00:09:13,204 --> 00:09:15,893 Maybe if she got her bowl back, that would fix it but, 168 00:09:16,046 --> 00:09:18,185 there's no way that Amy is gonna give it up. 169 00:09:21,039 --> 00:09:23,199 That's tough, that's a tough one. 170 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:26,250 What to do? What to do? Dena! 171 00:09:27,449 --> 00:09:29,360 Oh, pop corn? The bowl! 172 00:09:29,587 --> 00:09:31,987 Ok, somebody's hungry! No! 173 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:34,033 This is the bowl! What? 174 00:09:34,034 --> 00:09:35,909 Yeah! Where did you get it? 175 00:09:35,910 --> 00:09:37,694 Potteryville 9 bucks. I need it. 176 00:09:38,096 --> 00:09:40,218 My mom gets a bowl, Amy gets a bowl. 177 00:09:40,601 --> 00:09:43,784 Everyone goes back to hating Amy, the order is restored. 178 00:09:44,866 --> 00:09:48,400 Plus, if I pull this off, my mother never has to know she was right. 179 00:09:49,259 --> 00:09:52,035 I have change if you all you got is a ten 180 00:09:52,421 --> 00:09:53,934 Really? Yes! 181 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:57,515 Tony can't miss a shot tonight 182 00:09:57,516 --> 00:09:59,534 Why did I bet $300 on a jinx? 183 00:09:59,535 --> 00:10:03,192 You? I bet a thousand. What? 184 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,322 I have a history of gambling. 185 00:10:05,323 --> 00:10:07,963 I'm known to the thrill of betting a few hundreds 186 00:10:08,062 --> 00:10:11,621 You've destroyed me. What's the score? 187 00:10:11,630 --> 00:10:14,108 Andrea. Oh no, no, no. Why aren't you at the game? 188 00:10:14,109 --> 00:10:18,001 Cause I want to show everyone that I'm not a jinx. Tony is just having a little cold streek 189 00:10:18,002 --> 00:10:20,264 Not anymore he's not. He scored 20 in the first quarter, 190 00:10:20,299 --> 00:10:22,205 and just bounced one in off the referee's head. 191 00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:25,396 And I'm not there? Now they are going to be sure that I am a jinx 192 00:10:26,990 --> 00:10:30,417 Watch me save your thousand bucks. Actually, it's 2 thousand. 193 00:10:30,448 --> 00:10:33,008 Lying is also part of the addiction. 194 00:10:35,091 --> 00:10:37,859 Andrea, Tony can't miss tonight. 195 00:10:37,860 --> 00:10:41,102 Go! Get there while is hot. And all the credit will go to you. 196 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:44,836 Yes. Shoot. I want to but I can't. Why not? 197 00:10:44,837 --> 00:10:46,803 I've already wore these shoes to a game 198 00:10:46,945 --> 00:10:50,058 Go by the house, pick up another pair. 199 00:10:50,059 --> 00:10:52,864 It's so crazy, it just might work. 200 00:10:54,138 --> 00:10:58,365 You're gonna get your 2 thousand back. It was actually 5 thousand. 201 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:01,865 But making you believe it was 2 thousand was exhilarating. 202 00:11:10,601 --> 00:11:14,650 Mom, I brought you something. 203 00:11:20,838 --> 00:11:22,877 I got it back from Amy. 204 00:11:25,606 --> 00:11:30,402 She just... gave it back? Yeah... I mean no, when she remembered 205 00:11:30,537 --> 00:11:33,740 that this was the bowl that you guys used to fight over, 206 00:11:33,741 --> 00:11:36,311 she was horrified. 207 00:11:36,477 --> 00:11:40,145 That it came between me and my mother. 208 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:47,098 Guess I owe you an apology. No! 209 00:11:47,608 --> 00:11:50,431 No, let's not dwell on how wrong you were. 210 00:11:50,432 --> 00:11:52,034 You have the bowl and... 211 00:11:52,035 --> 00:11:54,845 the less we speak of it to anyone the better. Thanks. 212 00:11:59,966 --> 00:12:02,544 Howard, I got the bowl back. 213 00:12:04,606 --> 00:12:09,670 The bowl. Oh, Sammy, no you didn't bring this bowl back into our house. 214 00:12:09,671 --> 00:12:13,104 Daddy, it's ok, it's over, we don't have to talk about it anymore. No. 215 00:12:13,874 --> 00:12:16,876 What are you doing? I'm going to my happy place. 216 00:12:16,877 --> 00:12:19,200 It's a place where I go whenever your mother's family comes up. 217 00:12:19,391 --> 00:12:21,854 Your happy place? It's a lumber mill 218 00:12:22,155 --> 00:12:23,823 in Oregon. 219 00:12:24,156 --> 00:12:26,720 And I run it. I got 20 employees 220 00:12:26,721 --> 00:12:30,003 'casionally we do a run of four by four and two by six 221 00:12:30,004 --> 00:12:32,960 but really two by four is our bread and butter 222 00:12:33,785 --> 00:12:36,676 That sounds nice. Can I work for you sometimes? 223 00:12:36,677 --> 00:12:40,009 Wow, sure. You know, I thought about it. 224 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:44,010 Amy really has been the bigger person in all this. 225 00:12:44,586 --> 00:12:47,756 If she thinks she can show me up by returning this bowl 226 00:12:47,757 --> 00:12:50,977 just watch me returning it right back in her face. 227 00:12:51,925 --> 00:12:55,404 Ok. See you later mom. 228 00:12:55,666 --> 00:12:58,432 What?! No! No, no, no, wait, no! Oh my... 229 00:13:04,387 --> 00:13:07,823 What are you doing here? I... completely forgot to tell you, 230 00:13:07,824 --> 00:13:12,298 Amy left for Canada. Hum, I was gonna call you about it, but 231 00:13:12,299 --> 00:13:16,226 that squirrel still has my phone. So let's... 232 00:13:17,050 --> 00:13:21,103 Well, we meet again. Hey, I just wanted to welcome you back from Canada. 233 00:13:21,204 --> 00:13:23,773 So, see you. Let's go. Can I have a minute? 234 00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:32,060 Well, I just thought I'd drop by to tell you how kind it was of you to give back on this bowl. 235 00:13:32,164 --> 00:13:35,700 But I belive I am even kinder person because I am giving it back to you 236 00:13:35,706 --> 00:13:38,502 Well, it was very kind but I already have mother's bowl. 237 00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:41,715 The one your daughter's sneaking out with. 238 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,731 Mom, I'm pregnant. You were right. 239 00:13:47,732 --> 00:13:49,962 Boys are only after one thing. Samantha... 240 00:13:52,241 --> 00:13:55,479 Sweetie, you gave me a fake! So? 241 00:13:55,724 --> 00:13:58,636 Look, they're completely identical. Look at this. Look, you know what? 242 00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:00,572 I switch 'em up, everybody gets a bowl. 243 00:14:00,629 --> 00:14:02,847 I dare you to tell them apart. 244 00:14:03,045 --> 00:14:04,718 That one. No, that's mine. 245 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:08,638 I changed my mind. Enough. Stop it! Stop, give me that. 246 00:14:08,886 --> 00:14:12,611 You are fighting to the death for a $9 bowl. 247 00:14:12,612 --> 00:14:15,413 God, how did the women in this family get so screwed up? 248 00:14:15,414 --> 00:14:19,722 What's all this noise? It sounds like you're trying to wake the dead. 249 00:14:19,723 --> 00:14:22,356 Mother go back upstairs. I can handle it. 250 00:14:25,049 --> 00:14:27,531 I have a grandmother? 251 00:14:29,274 --> 00:14:31,203 Ah yes! Tony totally tanked. 252 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,001 That's $300 for me and $5000 for you. 253 00:14:34,002 --> 00:14:36,057 Hey you know what? Let's go to Vegas. 254 00:14:36,058 --> 00:14:37,974 Right now! Nope. 255 00:14:37,975 --> 00:14:39,685 I gotta buy my daughter a tree house, 256 00:14:39,686 --> 00:14:41,898 and locate a good rehab facility. 257 00:14:41,899 --> 00:14:43,868 But you have fun 258 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:45,599 What? 259 00:14:46,409 --> 00:14:48,794 Tony, there was no such thing as a jinx. 260 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,579 You wanna know what I think? I confuse you. 261 00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:54,187 You see me up in the stand, and you say 262 00:14:54,188 --> 00:14:56,808 "oh, she's hot, I think I want her, 263 00:14:56,895 --> 00:15:00,777 maybe I'm not as gay as I thought I was." 264 00:15:00,778 --> 00:15:04,212 Well, here's what I think. You're the only one who knows I'm gay. 265 00:15:04,213 --> 00:15:08,808 So I when I'm looking at the stands and I see you, I see someone who can take everything away from me with a phone call 266 00:15:08,905 --> 00:15:11,248 and that's why I can't play when you're around. 267 00:15:12,885 --> 00:15:15,414 Well, that's very different from what I thought. 268 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,424 Wait, wait , wait. Tony, Tony, wait. 269 00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:23,257 This is me. 6th grade. 270 00:15:27,874 --> 00:15:29,551 That is a lot of facial hair. 271 00:15:29,552 --> 00:15:31,935 Girls in gym threw chew toys at me. 272 00:15:32,036 --> 00:15:36,302 It took years of painful electrolysis to become the stunning fox you see in front of you 273 00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:40,094 Why do you keep this? Because whenever I see someone less fortunate 274 00:15:40,095 --> 00:15:45,436 I pull it out and I look at it and I realize that I used to be less fortunate. 275 00:15:45,635 --> 00:15:48,156 And then I don't have to feel sorry for them. 276 00:15:48,738 --> 00:15:53,701 Look, no one knows about this. So you can keep it. I trust you. 277 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:58,082 Just like you can trust me. I'm just asking, 278 00:15:58,995 --> 00:16:02,386 can you grow this back? Two to three days 279 00:16:02,952 --> 00:16:06,292 I have a grandmother. How long have you known about her? 280 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:09,450 Oh, I haven't seen you since you got yourself run over. 281 00:16:09,451 --> 00:16:11,586 I guess your mother is ashamed of me. 282 00:16:11,687 --> 00:16:16,060 I invited you to come and see her when she was in the coma. Yes, it sounded like a lot of laughs 283 00:16:16,061 --> 00:16:20,422 Hi nana. I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm supposed to call you. 284 00:16:20,623 --> 00:16:23,036 Granny, or nounou... but, hi. 285 00:16:24,831 --> 00:16:27,832 Hey back off jumbo. I got brittle bones. 286 00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:31,546 Mom, Regina's trying to take my bowl. Tell her she can't do it. Oh for Pete's sake, 287 00:16:31,547 --> 00:16:36,544 I just gave it to you. I brought it back. Will you please tell her to give it to me. 288 00:16:36,545 --> 00:16:40,459 I don't even know what you're talking about. I just came down here to get my cigarettes. 289 00:16:43,589 --> 00:16:47,796 Oh Regina, another flavorless meal. Thank God I brought my own food. 290 00:16:48,456 --> 00:16:51,197 Here, mom, I'll wash your bowl so you can take it home. 291 00:16:51,398 --> 00:16:54,708 Uh, no, you can have it. Someone from church left it at my house. 292 00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:58,096 I don't need any more crap around. It's your problem now. 293 00:17:00,655 --> 00:17:02,847 Look what mom gave me 294 00:17:03,968 --> 00:17:07,568 What? Mother! 295 00:17:08,507 --> 00:17:11,747 Wait a minute. I remembered. 296 00:17:11,748 --> 00:17:16,058 This... this is not about the bowl. This bowl doesn't mean anything. It's never meant anything. 297 00:17:16,253 --> 00:17:21,397 The only reason that Amy wants it is because she gave it to you. That's because she got everything 298 00:17:21,398 --> 00:17:25,169 What are you talking about? You always got everything you want. You were the special little baby. 299 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,559 Are you kidding Regina the Queen-a. 300 00:17:29,437 --> 00:17:31,183 Stop. Stop it. 301 00:17:32,257 --> 00:17:37,550 I loved you both the same. I may have only enough love for one daughter 302 00:17:37,651 --> 00:17:40,668 but you each got half, so what's the big deal. 303 00:17:40,869 --> 00:17:42,869 Well, it kind of is a big deal. 304 00:17:43,066 --> 00:17:47,121 Maybe if they'd gotten more love from you, they wouldn't be fighting over this stupid bowl. 305 00:17:47,122 --> 00:17:52,068 Oh look, they might have only half a mother but at least they had two daddies. 306 00:17:52,494 --> 00:17:53,863 What? 307 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,717 Our daddy was my daddy. I know that. 308 00:17:56,752 --> 00:18:00,526 Maybe I am just saying by then there was another rooster in the hen house 309 00:18:00,527 --> 00:18:05,279 Oh Lord, mother, ok... Maybe we should just stop this. 310 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:08,726 Do a DNA test if you want. You can dig up your daddy, but 311 00:18:08,842 --> 00:18:12,141 I scattered your uncle ashes at the fair grounds 312 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:17,082 What? Uncle Jack? Now uncle Jack was a half wit, Luther. 313 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,375 Uncle Jack never got passed third base. 314 00:18:20,596 --> 00:18:22,583 Luther was in a wheelchair! 315 00:18:22,584 --> 00:18:25,278 Please stop with the yelling again. 316 00:18:27,412 --> 00:18:29,339 OK I just had enough!! 317 00:18:33,964 --> 00:18:38,536 I'm not cleaning up that mess. My bowl. 318 00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:43,359 You had no right to do that. Yes I did. It was passed on to me. 319 00:18:43,394 --> 00:18:47,440 Oh God, with all this poison, all this hatred, I don't even want it. 320 00:18:47,891 --> 00:18:50,941 You know, I don't need a bowl to know that my mother loves me. 321 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:56,663 I know my mother loves me. All she ever tried to do is protect me from the two of you. Oh Samantha. 322 00:18:58,919 --> 00:19:02,580 What's all that noise down there? You stay out of this mother 323 00:19:02,581 --> 00:19:05,237 I'll come up there and unplugged you again. 324 00:19:05,494 --> 00:19:08,907 Let's go. You really don't want to meet this one. 325 00:19:10,652 --> 00:19:12,191 Geez. 326 00:19:14,275 --> 00:19:17,161 Okay, I don't like that family. Is there another family that we can have? 327 00:19:17,162 --> 00:19:20,007 Oh this is good, now you can start from scratch. 328 00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:25,000 Hey, you gonna be okay to drive? Yeah I'm fine. 329 00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:30,207 I left my purse in there. Oh no. 330 00:19:31,811 --> 00:19:34,379 I'm trying to decide if it's worth going back in. 331 00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:39,304 God, those people! I should have listen to you. 332 00:19:39,391 --> 00:19:43,153 I was like that pretty girl on a horror movie you keep yelling at the screen 333 00:19:43,158 --> 00:19:46,646 "don't go back in the house". And she always goes back in the house. 334 00:19:48,235 --> 00:19:51,027 All she needs is to find out for herself 335 00:19:52,468 --> 00:19:55,545 And you would be pretty if you keep your hair off your face. 336 00:19:58,749 --> 00:20:01,521 Thank you for my fresh start mom. 337 00:20:01,974 --> 00:20:03,963 You're welcome. 338 00:20:05,665 --> 00:20:07,015 Oh, here. 339 00:20:09,804 --> 00:20:11,691 Where did you get this? 340 00:20:11,692 --> 00:20:14,219 You'd really think I was gonna get my sister the real one, did you? 341 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:19,701 I swung by a store. They're 9 bucks. Yeah, but it's not the real bowl. 342 00:20:19,712 --> 00:20:21,531 what is then? 343 00:20:22,324 --> 00:20:24,946 So from mother to daughter, 344 00:20:26,618 --> 00:20:32,242 you pass it down. And you're gonna tell the story of the bowl. 345 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:34,936 And that her grandmother was right. Yes, of course. 346 00:20:38,316 --> 00:20:40,268 I love you mommy. 347 00:20:41,459 --> 00:20:43,742 Ok, so no family is perfect. 348 00:20:43,751 --> 00:20:45,392 I thought I found a documentary on one, 349 00:20:45,393 --> 00:20:47,841 but it turned out to be a sitcom from the 70s. 350 00:20:47,954 --> 00:20:50,370 The point is you can't choose your family 351 00:20:50,371 --> 00:20:52,791 You're stuck with them. Good and bad. 352 00:20:52,792 --> 00:20:55,603 But that's okay. Maybe the bad relatives are there 353 00:20:55,604 --> 00:20:57,608 to help you appreciate the good ones. 354 00:20:57,731 --> 00:21:00,011 The ones who have been looking out for you all along. 355 00:21:00,012 --> 00:21:04,938 I've got a bowl just like that one. No Frank, not like this one. 356 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,235 357 00:21:08,285 --> 00:21:12,835 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30406

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