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a million decisions every
day-- some big and some small,
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and it's not always obvious
which is which, like this one.
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We've all been there-- whether to tell your new
boyfriend that you live with your ex-boyfriend.
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Could be as big as a freight train
or as tiny as an electric car.
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I just love driving
in your little toy car.
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It's like riding in a snow globe.
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Neat.
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So... can I come up this time?
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Up where? Stairs? Upstairs?
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No. I, um, I'm--I'm
not ready yet.
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You remember that we already
slept together, right?
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Yeah. No, no, I'm just not ready
for you to--to--to just see it...
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all messy and stuff. It's
like a guy lives there.
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I just-- I have
this desire...
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just to know... everything... about you.
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Let me just check with frank about,
um, a package I was expecting.
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Frank. Um, question.
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Has that package from the
todd company arrived yet?
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You know, the one that would
make it too crowded for owen
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to come upstairs.
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Yoknow, the
tall, the one--
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yes, I understand what package you mean.
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Right, right, right.
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It's cold out there.
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We could use some global
warming right about now, huh?
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so what do you say, should I plug
this thing in and we go upstairs?
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Oh, you quit that sexy talk.
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no. Next time, okay?
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Andrea, you're always saying
you have excellent taste.
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What do you think? Huh?
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I think you're very lonely.
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I'm photographing the, uh, fund-raiser
calendar for the newfie rescue.
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What makes a better april, huh?
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Mr. Cellophane dressed
as the... easter bunny.
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Oh, that's so weird. I was
just about to fake a phone call.
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hello, andrea. It's se.
Don't hang up, please.
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Seth, I told you to stop calling me.
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No. You already gave me
tony dane's phone number,
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so unless you turn into an even more
famous basketball player and I go blind,
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I don't need you anymore.Yeah.
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- Get them away from me.
- okay.
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Put 'em away.
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So... listen. Last night...
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Todd and owen almost ran into
each other again, and I was like,
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I cannot keep up this
charade any longer.
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So I decided I'm gonna come clean.
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I'm gonna tell 'em both.
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Thank you. thank you. I am so relieved.
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Who are you gonna tell first?
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You couldn't let me just have
that for one second, could you?
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You look stunning tonight.
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Bartender, I did not order this.
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I told you to stop
bothering me. Now scoot.
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I'm meeting tony over drinks.
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No, you're meeting seth here for drinks.
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I texted you with tony's phone.
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You little sleaze.
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Well, you wouldn't return my messages.
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You kept hanging up on me.
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How was I supposed to
get in touch with you?
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But the good news is, we get to stare
into each other's eyes all night.
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Ready? And go.
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Oh, I'm going.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Let me tell you why I've
been trying to reach you.
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Tony won't call you back
until he sees a picture.
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A picture? That is so superficial.
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Didn't you tell him
how incredibly hot I am?
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Look, he's used to dating celebrities,
models-- people that he's seen,
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people that we've all seen,
people that have been in rehab.
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I can do rehab.
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I've done all the work leading up to it.
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Just send him a picture.
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but don't make that face.
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Don't make that one.
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Shut up.
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And then I realized that my
wallet was in the composting heap.
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god, you are so funny, which reminds me, I
have something really terrible to tell you.
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And look, I-I-I feel so bad
that it's taken me this long,
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but I was just scared that you were gonnae
freaked t, which you have absolutely no reason to be.
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What is it? You have a fur coat?
You own some alligator shoes?
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I have a roommate.
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That's it? That's why I
couldn't come upstairs?
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The other thing is, he's a guy...
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who's not gay, and I know that because
we've slept together, like, a million times.
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Okay, look. My roommate
is my ex-boyfriend todd.
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And--and--and--and look, you don't--you
don't have to worry about a thing.
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There is absolutely
nothing going on between us.
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I also have alligator shoes.
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I just want to get that all out.
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And a matching bag.
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I don't know why I held that back.
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Are you mad?
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I'm relieved.
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I didn't want to tell you either, but
my best friend is my ex-girlfriend.
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You have a todd?
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Yeah, willow. Yeah. I didn't
know how to tell you either.
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I mean, we went out for a long
time, and then when we broke up,
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we realized that we could
be, like, just friends.
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Just
friends--that's cool.
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I guess, you know, for most people,
it's strange to be friends with your ex.
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Look at us, sitting here,
all evolved and everything,
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No, evolution is great.
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Yeah, you don't want to
be like monkeys, you know?
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It's le, "get out of that tree, monkey.
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"Get out of that willow
tree. Get off that willow..."
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Samantha
Who? Season02 Episode06
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Sohat if owen is best
friends with his ex, you know?
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I-I trust him, and it just
shouldn't bother me, so...
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but it does.
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It does. It really, really does.
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I wouldn't like it if chase was
still friends with his ex-wife.
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Even if the courts allowed i I wouldn'T.
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You know, I have a todd, and--and there's
absolutely nothing going on with my todd.
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Women can have a todd.
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Men get a todd, and they do what
they do with everything they get--
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they just try to figure out
a way to have sex with it.
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Hey, mom. Mom, look what I did.
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It's okay. That's how I learn.
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Forget cookies.
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I just went to a couple open houses,
you know, check out our competition?
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No one is putting out
cookies. I mean, no one.
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It's all cupcakes now.
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I-it--it's like a
nightmare come to life.
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So make cupcakes.
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I don't know how to make cupcakes.
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I make chocolate chip cookies.
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I'm sorry it's "out of fashion."
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You should make s'mores. Remember,
you'd always make them when we were kids?
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Dena, dena, dena. S'mores aren't baking.
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Besides, I only made those so the two of
you could have fun together playing with fire
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while I finished the crossword.
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Oh, what is that look?
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I was never more than two rooms away.
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First of all, this look isn't about you.
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But now I have a deeper understanding of
why I'm so frightened of lighting my stove.
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Owen told her that he's still
friends with his ex-girlfriend willow.
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I think you should tell
owen to dump willow.
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Oh, lord, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, do not make him choose
between the two of you.
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That will just drive them back together.
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You need to make friends with this girl.
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Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
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Uh, you know what?I think I'm
just upset because it's just--
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it's unknown, you know?
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And it's the only way you'll
get close enough to destroy her.
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And back to wrong.
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so when do you think I'll be able to
meet this, uh, what's he name again?
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What is it?
--Willow?
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What? You want to? That would
be great. She'd love to meet you.
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Yeah, I mean, if
she--if she wants to.
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It's, you know, I've got--I've got a lot of
stuff going on, but, you know, whatever, yeah.
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Why don't we have dinner tomorrow night?
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We can do it after her yoga class.
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Yoga, huh? I see. Trying to slim down?
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No, no. I hope not. No,
she's too thin as it is.
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No, she teaches.
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So, like, what
night did you want--
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tonight.Let's do it tonight.
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That's great.
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And we can invite todd.
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I mean, you know, I'd love to meet him.
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Todd. Yeah. Yeah. No.
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He'll--he'll--he's gonna be so excited to finally
put a face to the name I'm constantly saying. So...
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I just hope tonight's not his...
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bench pressing class. So... yeah.
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- You're cooking.
- Yeah.
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I ju, uh, having a cple
of friends over for dinner,
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this vegan girl and
her ex-boyfriend, owen.
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Oh, yeah? When did you meet 'em?
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When I started dating the
vegan girl's ex-boyfriend, owen.
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Here. Try this.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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I know. I'm sorry I
didn't tell you earlier.
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I just--I didn't want to
hurt your feelings, you know?
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But then it just started to get really uncomfortable
because owen wanted to come up here and have sex.
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I mean, not by himself.
I-I mean, with me.
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I might be doing this poorly.
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Okay, well, enjoy your dinner. I'll
be at mccorkle'S. It's pot pie night.
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No. No, no, no. You have to stay.
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Why would I have dinner with
you and your new boyfriend?
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Uh, because if you leave
because it's weird for you,
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then it's gonna look like you
left because it's weird for you,
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and I don't want owen to think that I
live with a guy who thinks it's weird.
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Please.
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So--so y want me to put myself in an awkward
situation to prove to everyone how awkward it's not?
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Yeah, and if you could do a few push-ups
before they get here, that would be great, too.
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Are you sure you don't
want a theme, huh?
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Wild west or a saloon girl?
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- Why would tony dane want
a saloon girl? - Well--
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do you know why I asked you to do this?
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Because you have a camera.
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Now just be quiet and shoot it.
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Okay. I made a mix of sexy music,
just like the photograers of "redbook."
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Okay. All right. You're beautiful.
You're making love to the camera.
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you're making holiday crafts,
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What?What? Let me see.
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Oh, god!
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I knew it. I knew it! Damn it!
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I can't believe this is still happening.
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What is? Because I'm scared.
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I've never been able to
take a good picture, okay?
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I'm amazing in motion, and
then when I stop, I get that.
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It's like I'm an optical illusion.
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No, but you posed for that portrait.
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I mean, you look like the "mona
lisa," w-with addional life experience.
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I hired a guy to paint
it for me from this photo.
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Okay, that guy is an excellent artist.
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oh, god. Okay, please
don' be prettier than me.
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Please don't be prettier than me.
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Oh, good. Oh, god. Her head is
gigantic. Oh, it's the fish-eye.
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Hello! Welcome!
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- Sam, this is willow.
- Sam
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It's so amazing to finally meet you.
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Owen talks about you so
much I feel like I know you.
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good. Come on in. Come in.
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Okay, so admit it.
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You were a little freaked out
when you heard about me, right?
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I know. Most women are,
and I completely understand.
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No. Gosh, no, no, no, no,
no. No. No. A little bit.
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just a smidge. I haven't slept in days.
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Get it. I'm so sorry.
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Come here.
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she's great.
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You must be owen.
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Oh, hey. Nice to meet you,
uh, todd, and this is--
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todd?
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Willow from the art institute?
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Photography 205, body and shadows.
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God. You guys know each other?
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Willow was our life studies model.
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Didn't you wear that same grungy
soundgarden t-shirt, like, every day?
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Yeah. More than what you were wearing.
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00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:44,240
stop it.
237
00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:45,600
I know. Quit it.
238
00:11:45,610 --> 00:11:47,870
At least he was polite enough
to hit on me after class.
239
00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,180
Yeah, but you always had some boyfriend.
240
00:11:49,190 --> 00:11:50,440
Yeah, this guy.
241
00:11:50,450 --> 00:11:52,280
You're kidding.
242
00:11:53,610 --> 00:11:56,570
oh, my god. You were naked,
and todd asked you out.
243
00:11:56,580 --> 00:12:00,180
That is-- it's
extremely hilarious.
244
00:12:00,660 --> 00:12:03,860
I cannot believe how many pearl jam concerts we
were at the exact same time without knowing it.
245
00:12:03,870 --> 00:12:07,150
I know. It's so crazy. Do you
remember that 2-hour encore they did?
246
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,350
The best. The best.
247
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,890
Hey, you want to hear something crazy?
248
00:12:09,910 --> 00:12:14,640
You know that song by that band who,
um, oh, god. What's the name of the band?
249
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:19,280
I don't know. They have a song that's on a
commercial right now, and it goes like, um...
250
00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:22,800
oh,
di-di-di-di-da-da-da
251
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,060
why is that crazy?
252
00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:26,290
Oh, well, owen and I get it.
253
00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,370
I don't have a tv.
254
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,760
Well, that's crazy. Am I right?
255
00:12:29,770 --> 00:12:31,280
Oh, I don't have one either.
256
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,380
oh, you don'T.
257
00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:37,180
So do still have those pictures of me
from art class? 'Cause I never got copies.
258
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,130
Yeah, yeah, I think so.
Um, in the other room.
259
00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:41,290
Oh, I don't know if I should see
them. That's when I was in shape.
260
00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:46,510
No. No, yeah, you gus go look
at those. Have fun. That's fun.
261
00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:47,790
She's great.
262
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,890
So is todd. Okay, confession.
263
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:53,150
I didn't really love it when I
found out you guys lived together,
264
00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,870
but, uh, now I know you're just friends.
265
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,250
I kind of feel silly.
266
00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:02,510
yeah.
267
00:13:05,890 --> 00:13:08,470
You know, since this is, uh,
owen's first time at the apartment,
268
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:11,660
willow and I were thinking that we'd go get
dessert and give you guys time to hang out alone.
269
00:13:11,670 --> 00:13:13,180
- No, that's ridiculs.
- Oh, that's really co. Thanks.
270
00:13:13,190 --> 00:13:16,560
No, I mean, that's--that's just so silly,
because I already went to the store.
271
00:13:16,570 --> 00:13:18,840
I went to the nature mart
and I got us dessert, so...
272
00:13:18,850 --> 00:13:21,360
who wants rhubarb crisp?
273
00:13:21,370 --> 00:13:22,850
- That sounds good.
- Really?
274
00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:24,320
Actuallywe're just gonna get going.
275
00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:26,890
Yeah, sam, thank you so much.
276
00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:27,960
She's the best.
277
00:13:27,970 --> 00:13:29,280
Don't blow it, dumb-dumb.
278
00:13:29,290 --> 00:13:31,900
Don't you blow it, knucklehead.
279
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:34,810
see you later, bastards.
280
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:36,940
I didn'T...
281
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,280
we'll just give your
pictures a little enhancement.
282
00:13:39,290 --> 00:13:42,400
You'll see. It's-- if wdon't like
something, we'll just touch it up in-- oh!
283
00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:44,510
Oh, my god.
284
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:45,920
Dena, is it bad?
285
00:13:45,930 --> 00:13:47,650
Okay, show me.
286
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,150
Why do you have a picture of an iguana?
287
00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,720
Oh, my god!
288
00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:56,740
I don't understand how
this... becomes... that.
289
00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:59,110
It just does. It doesn't matter.
290
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,340
I'm never going to meet tony dane.
291
00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:03,480
So what?
292
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:07,830
I mean, he's just a guy. You
can have any guy you want.
293
00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,170
Any regular guy.
294
00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:11,760
This guy's famous.
295
00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:12,590
What does that matter?
296
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,900
It just matters, okay?
297
00:14:14,910 --> 00:14:16,790
It's just...
298
00:14:17,530 --> 00:14:22,890
Ever since I was a littlgirl, you
know, I'd look at these famous guys,
299
00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:25,610
and I'd want to be that girl,
300
00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:30,390
you know, the one with them
walking down the red carpet
301
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,490
and the one fighting
with them at the airport?
302
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:36,650
That girl--that girl that everyone
hated, just because she was with him.
303
00:14:36,660 --> 00:14:38,630
Oh, but plenty of people do hate you.
304
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,610
Just the ones that know me.
305
00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:44,280
I want to be hated
everywhere, by everyone.
306
00:14:44,790 --> 00:14:47,020
Then let's get you that dream, huh?
307
00:14:47,030 --> 00:14:50,000
Yes. Okay.
308
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:52,930
That's not gonna do it.
309
00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:55,880
- One more.
- At least.
310
00:14:58,140 --> 00:14:59,490
Sorry.
311
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,640
Is it the rhubarb crisp?
312
00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:04,070
No, no. I...
313
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,980
I was just wondering why
todd and willow are still out.
314
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,110
It's only been an half an hour.
315
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,370
Yeah. Do you think they're okay?
316
00:15:09,380 --> 00:15:11,810
I mean, should we--should
we call around or something?
317
00:15:11,890 --> 00:15:16,970
I mean, how late can dessert go before
places have to start setting up for breakfast?
318
00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:20,750
Okay, sam, I-I g-gotta
ask you a question.
319
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,030
I mean, I know that I'm over willow.
320
00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:24,180
Are you really sure
that you're over todd?
321
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:29,850
What? Yeah. I mean, why
would u think I-I'm not?
322
00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:34,270
I guess because the pause you took before you said
"yeah" was big enough for me to park my car in.
323
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:38,050
Okay, first of all, you
have a very tiny car.
324
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,520
And--and--and also, you--
I was just caught off guard.
325
00:15:40,530 --> 00:15:42,500
Just ask me again. Go ahead.
326
00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:44,370
- Okay.
- Okay.
327
00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:48,980
Can you honestly say that todd is just a friend
whom you don't have romantic feelings for?
328
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:50,680
Okay, that'S...
329
00:15:50,690 --> 00:15:52,910
no, wait. Wait. No, no, no. Please,
please. That's not fair. That's not fair.
330
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,260
You changed the question around.
331
00:15:54,270 --> 00:16:00,300
Sam, look, I really like you, but I can't move
forward unless you just get rid of the pause.
332
00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:07,740
Samantha. Samantha!
333
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,370
A hundred strokes. That's all.
334
00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:12,130
The future of our business
rests on those cupcakes.
335
00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:13,790
I'm so mad at owen.
336
00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:16,010
I mean, making me choose
between him and todd.
337
00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:19,410
I should have him choose between
me and todd, see how he likes it.
338
00:16:19,430 --> 00:16:20,610
Yeah.
339
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:26,020
Handsome millionaire environmentalist
or the hobo whs living on my couch.
340
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,100
I can see where you'd be stumped.
341
00:16:28,110 --> 00:16:31,040
Maybe he's right about how
I feel, because I really,
342
00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:35,660
really hated it that todd was out
with that miss nude photo princess.
343
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,770
I'm sure you did.
344
00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:40,490
You saw yourself losing
your fallback guy.
345
00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:41,950
I don't even know what that is.
346
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,310
You know, the person you always
keep in the back of your mind,
347
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:47,650
you know, as a possibility, in case
the one you're with doesn't work out.
348
00:16:47,670 --> 00:16:50,800
Loretta mccloskey.
349
00:16:53,370 --> 00:16:54,940
We'll talk later.
350
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,620
I mean, do you think he's right?
351
00:16:56,630 --> 00:16:59,190
Do you think I'm choosing todd over him?
352
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,330
No, I don'T.
353
00:17:00,340 --> 00:17:02,930
I think you're just afraid of
moving towards something new.
354
00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:04,800
You know, todd is like cookies.
355
00:17:04,810 --> 00:17:07,430
Todd's familiar. Owen is like cupcakes.
356
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,520
Take me. I'm making cupcakes.
357
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:11,390
Cupcakes are the future.
358
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,070
- I think your future is burning.
- What?
359
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:17,680
Oh, no! No!
360
00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:21,800
You know, maybe the future is doughnuts.
361
00:17:21,810 --> 00:17:26,810
No, the future is a place where real
estate is a career for 22-year-olds with...
362
00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:30,480
flat stomachs and tinted
moisturizer and cupcakes.
363
00:17:30,490 --> 00:17:34,530
Anyone over 35 is just
a ridiculous relic.
364
00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:39,670
- Is she still saying she's 36?
- 38
365
00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:44,090
So, uh, what is this that
you're trying to decide?
366
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,510
Between owen and todd.
367
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:49,190
The only pblem is, if I choose owen,
that means I have to get rid of todd,
368
00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:50,970
and then--d then what if it
doesn't work out with owen?
369
00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:53,630
Then I've--I've
lost todd forever.
370
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:57,330
Okay. Here. Flip it.
371
00:17:57,340 --> 00:17:58,690
Flip a coin?
372
00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,510
Heads, it's owen. Tails, it's todd.
373
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:04,030
this is ridiculous. fine.
374
00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:11,380
Tails. It's todd. Congratulations.
375
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:14,110
Let me--let me just-- let me do it
again, 'cause I-I barely even tossed it,
376
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:18,080
and it deserves a fair
chance, right? Okay.
377
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,990
tails. It's todd. Congratulations.
378
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,550
- Best three out of five.
- No, no.
379
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:27,000
Sammy, do you really
need to flip it again?
380
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:32,800
No. Thank you, daddy. I
know what I have to do.
381
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:37,850
So... where is this photo, and why
couldn't you e-mail it to me, huh?
382
00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:39,310
Please say it's too dirty.
383
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,440
I'm not sending tony dane a photo.
384
00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:43,650
You gave up faster than I thought.
385
00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:46,690
Perhaps because you've accepted
the inevitability of us.
386
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,770
No.
387
00:18:50,090 --> 00:18:51,430
I'm sending him this.
388
00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:54,860
That is perfect, because I
just got him a giant wallet.
389
00:18:54,870 --> 00:18:56,460
be careful with it.
390
00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:58,920
It's one of a kind, like me.
391
00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:00,530
You got it.
392
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,530
Careful, idiot.
393
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:11,320
Ask me if I'm over todd. Go ahead.
394
00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:12,730
Okay. Are you over todd?
395
00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:14,500
Yes. Ask me again.
396
00:19:14,510 --> 00:19:17,960
- Are you over t--
- yes!See? No pause.
397
00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:19,910
I want to be with you.
398
00:19:19,930 --> 00:19:21,340
How did you decide this?
399
00:19:21,350 --> 00:19:22,440
I flipped a coin.
400
00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:23,850
You flipped a coin?
401
00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:26,780
And you lost every time.
402
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,770
I'm a little confused.
403
00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:31,950
Okay, it came up "todd" twice in a row.
404
00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:33,140
But that didn't matter.
405
00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:34,780
I didn't even need to see the next flip,
406
00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:39,260
because no matter how obvious it is
or how loud the universe screams at me,
407
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:43,520
"you're supposed to be with
todd," I wanted it to be you.
408
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,180
That didn't come out right at all.
409
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:48,750
No, it never does.
It's kinda your thing.
410
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:57,070
so get this-- the word "decision" comes
from the same root as the word "scissors."
411
00:19:57,110 --> 00:19:59,630
I know that because I spelled
"schism" wrong one day,
412
00:19:59,650 --> 00:20:03,560
and spell check led
me to learn something.
413
00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:10,830
Decisions and scissors
can both be scary.
414
00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:16,500
I mean, you can't gouge your eye out with
a decision, but sometimes it feels that way.
415
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:23,560
with every decision, you're spping
away the choices you don't want.
416
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:24,690
Hey, frank.
417
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:27,850
Sometimes you make a decision... and
feel sure you did the right thing.
418
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,180
Oh, hey, todd. I'm glad I caught you.
419
00:20:30,190 --> 00:20:35,850
I just want to tell you that if you want to
go out with willow, then you have my blessing.
420
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,410
Well, thank you.
421
00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:43,520
And what if I wanted to go out with her the
last two nights and part of this morning?
422
00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:46,190
Namaste.
423
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,040
Yeah. okay.
424
00:20:48,050 --> 00:20:53,860
But sometimes you can't help but to think a
little bit about the choices you've cut loose.
425
00:20:58,730 --> 00:21:02,100
don't pick it up till we
find out if it's heads or--
426
00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:06,450
no.Let's not find out.
427
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