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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:21,714 GOD, I DESPISE TEEN-AGERS. 2 00:01:21,714 --> 00:01:23,282 MOM? WHAT? 3 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:24,284 GOOD. 4 00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:25,785 HA HA HA! 5 00:01:25,785 --> 00:01:27,720 SHUT UP. 6 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:30,222 YOU OK? 7 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:31,791 I'M GOING TO KILL MY BOSS. 8 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:33,793 GOSH, HE WAS SO NASTY TO ME TODAY, 9 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:38,430 LIKE IT'S MY FAULT HE CAN'T GET INTO NORTHWESTERN. 10 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:40,800 I KNOW WHAT JUST MIGHT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 11 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:45,371 ME, TOO, BUT I BET IT'S A DIFFERENT LIST THAN WHAT YOU GOT. 12 00:01:45,371 --> 00:01:47,940 WHY DON'T YOU STACK THEM SANDWICHES ON A PLATE FOR ME? 13 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:51,945 I GOTTA GO TO HANDY J AND GET CHIPS AND SODY AND ALL KINDS OF STUFF. 14 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,513 WHAT SANDWICHES? 15 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:56,015 I SEE FLAT MEAT AND I SEE BREAD, 16 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:58,017 BUT I DON'T SEE NO SANDWICHES. 17 00:01:58,017 --> 00:02:00,019 OH, BOING! 18 00:02:00,019 --> 00:02:03,989 DID YOU WANT ME TO MAKE THEM BECOME SANDWICHES? 19 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:06,659 OH, COULD YOU? 20 00:02:06,659 --> 00:02:09,228 ARE YOU KIDDING? I'VE BEEN STANDING BEHIND A COUNTER 21 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:11,731 PREPARING FOOD FOR PEOPLE ALL DAY, 22 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:14,734 AND RIGHT NOW THERE'S NOTHING MORE I'D RATHER DO 23 00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:17,236 THAN MAKE SANDWICHES FOR YOU, DAN. 24 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:18,738 WHY, THEN, WE'RE BOTH IN HEAVEN. 25 00:02:18,738 --> 00:02:22,241 YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEAUTY PART IS? ONCE THE GUYS GET HERE, 26 00:02:22,242 --> 00:02:25,245 YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO SET FOOT IN THIS KITCHEN AGAIN TONIGHT. 27 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:26,746 WHY, ARE YOU BANNING ME? 28 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:28,247 CORRECT. 29 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:29,749 THEN I'M GOING TO MISS OUT 30 00:02:29,749 --> 00:02:31,250 ON ALL THAT FASCINATING CONVERSATION 31 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:33,286 YOU HAVE DURING THESE CARD GAMES. 32 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:35,855 LIKE, "WILL THE CUBS MAKE THE SUPER BOWL," 33 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:39,592 OR "SHOULD I USE SNOW TIRES OR CHAINS?" 34 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:41,794 MOM, WANT ME TO READ TO YOU? 35 00:02:41,794 --> 00:02:43,862 FROG AND TOAD? 36 00:02:43,863 --> 00:02:44,964 YEAH. 37 00:02:44,964 --> 00:02:46,031 HIT IT. 38 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,269 "I WILL GO TO TOAD'S HOUSE, 39 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:51,271 "SAID FROG. 40 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:54,774 "I WILL RAKE ALL OF THE LEAVES 41 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:58,778 "THAT HAVE FALLEN ON HIS LAWN. 42 00:03:03,783 --> 00:03:05,117 "SU-U-SU-U-- 43 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:06,119 SURPRISED." 44 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:10,189 THERE. DON'T TELL YOUR FATHER. 45 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,191 [DOORBELL RINGS] 46 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,693 "TOAD LOOKED OUT OF HIS WINDOW. 47 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:16,195 "THESE MESSY LEAVES HAVE COVERED EVERYTHING, 48 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,697 SAID TOAD." 49 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:18,698 [RING] 50 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,700 OH, LET ME! 51 00:03:22,802 --> 00:03:23,869 [RING] 52 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,371 I'M COMING! 53 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:30,343 OH, HI, ARNIE. 54 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:31,344 HEY, ROSIE. 55 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:33,346 WHERE'S THE MAN OF THE HOUSE? 56 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:35,848 HE'S IN THE KITCHEN READING. 57 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:39,852 OH, SNAZZY SHIRT. 58 00:03:39,852 --> 00:03:41,353 YOU WANT IT? 59 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:44,056 WHY, YOU GOING TO GIVE IT TO ME? 60 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,425 NO, CUT IT OUT. 61 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:47,226 IF YOU WANT IT, I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT. 62 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,695 KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON. 63 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:51,831 YOU JUST MISSED OUT ON YOUR GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY. 64 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:52,898 HEY, DEEJ. 65 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:53,900 HI. 66 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:54,901 BUDDY. 67 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,903 YOU GOT TO MOVE, HONEY, 68 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,905 WE'RE SETTING UP THE TABLE. 69 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:00,406 OK, I'LL GO READ 70 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:02,408 TO MY TEEN-AGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. 71 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,411 THERE YOU GO. 72 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:06,912 ROSIE, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 73 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,916 BE HONEST WITH ME, BECAUSE-- WELL, YOU'RE ALWAYS HONEST WITH ME, 74 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:12,618 BUT MOST WOMEN ARE NOT ALWAYS HONEST. 75 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:14,621 OH, YOU MEAN LIKE MOST MEN? 76 00:04:14,621 --> 00:04:15,755 I THINK MEN ARE HONEST. 77 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:16,922 THAT'S A LIE. 78 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:17,990 OK, IT'S A LIE, 79 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:19,993 BUT MOST WOMEN AREN'T THAT HONEST EITHER. 80 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:20,994 YEAH, THEY ARE. 81 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,996 OK, THEY ARE. BUT HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION-- 82 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:25,498 A GUY AND GAL ARE LIVING TOGETHER FOR LET'S SAY 19 MONTHS, 83 00:04:25,498 --> 00:04:27,500 SHARING EXPENSES ON EVERYTHING, 84 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,001 INCLUDING STORAGE FOR A BOAT 85 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:32,205 THEY USE 5 WEEKS OUT OF THE YEAR. 86 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:34,607 SHARON'S PUSHING YOU TO MARRY HER. 87 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,175 AND SELL THE BOAT. 88 00:04:36,175 --> 00:04:37,509 WELL, DO YOU LOVE HER? 89 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:39,011 DO I LOVE HER? 90 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,513 BE SERIOUS. NO JOKES. 91 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:42,515 YEAH, I--I LOVE HER. 92 00:04:42,515 --> 00:04:45,017 I LOVE HER. YEAH. 93 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:46,519 THEN DON'T MARRY HER. 94 00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:48,020 WHY NOT? 95 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:50,390 BECAUSE, YOU MARRY HER, YOU'LL BE HAPPY, 96 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:52,392 AND YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T WANT TO BE HAPPY, 97 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:54,360 OR YOU WOULD HAVE MARRIED HER BY NOW. 98 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,795 I'M STILL UNCLEAR ABOUT THIS BOAT THING. 99 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:59,865 WELL, YOU TREAT SHARON LIKE YOU TREAT YOUR BOAT. 100 00:04:59,866 --> 00:05:01,868 YOU LOVE YOUR BOAT, RIGHT? 101 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:02,869 YOU WANT TO BE WITH YOUR BOAT. 102 00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:05,004 YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR BOAT FOREVER AND EVER. 103 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:09,274 YEAH, BUT SOMEDAY I'D LIKE TO GET A BIGGER ONE. 104 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:12,344 JUST STAY WITH ME ON THIS, OK? 105 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:14,347 SO MAYBE YOUR BOAT NEEDS SOME SECURITY. 106 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:17,350 IT NEEDS A DOCK TO COME HOME TO AT NIGHT. 107 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:20,353 MAYBE IT NEEDS A LITTLE ROPE AROUND ITS CLEAT 108 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:23,022 SO IT DOESN'T JUST DRIFT AWAY. 109 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:25,858 SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, WE SHOULD SPLIT THE MOORING FEES? 110 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:31,664 I'M SAYING IF YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF YOUR BOAT, 111 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:33,165 IT'S GOING TO DRIFT AWAY, 112 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,501 AND YOU'RE GONNA LOSE IT FOREVER. 113 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:37,069 YOU'RE RIGHT. 114 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,905 THANK YOU. 115 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:40,473 I'M ALWAYS RIGHT. 116 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:42,975 HOW DID DAN GET TO BE SO LUCKY? 117 00:05:42,975 --> 00:05:46,979 I DON'T KNOW. BEING IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME. 118 00:05:46,979 --> 00:05:47,980 ROSEANNE... 119 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:51,984 YOU ARE REALLY A WONDERFUL WOMAN. 120 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:02,561 BUDDY! 121 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:04,497 GOOD OLD ARNIE! 122 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:06,065 WHAT'S GOING ON? 123 00:06:06,065 --> 00:06:07,566 ROSEANNE, HOW YOU DOING? 124 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:09,068 ALL RIGHT. 125 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:18,611 HELLO. I'D LIKE TO TALK TO OFFICER JACKIE HARRIS. 126 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:21,580 THIS IS HER SISTER, AND IT'S AN EMERGENCY. 127 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:24,150 I'M A DENTIST. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY YOUR HEAD HURTS, 128 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:25,651 IT'S BECAUSE YOUR JAW'S OUT OF ALIGNMENT. 129 00:06:25,651 --> 00:06:28,654 NEXT TIME YOU PUT A FINGER IN MY MOUTH, 130 00:06:28,654 --> 00:06:30,155 I'M GONNA BITE IT OFF. 131 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:31,657 CONNER, IS NUSS PLAYING? 132 00:06:31,657 --> 00:06:33,659 NO. ROSIE WON'T LET HIM IN THE HOUSE. 133 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:37,663 I KNOW SOME WOMEN WHO WON'T LET HIM IN NORTH AMERICA. 134 00:06:37,663 --> 00:06:39,197 LET'S PLAY SOME CARDS. 135 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:42,067 WHAT? WITH 4? I'D WIN BACK MY ANTE. 136 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,203 SINCE WHEN DO YOU WIN? SINCE WHEN DOES HE ANTE? 137 00:06:44,203 --> 00:06:47,005 PLEASE. YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH 4. 138 00:06:47,006 --> 00:06:49,074 [DOORBELL RINGS] WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 139 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,076 GUYS! 140 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,344 GEORGE'S NUMBER 5. FIRST ACE DEALS. 141 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:53,913 G-MAN, WHAT'S GOING ON? 142 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,414 I AIN'T DISCRIMINATING TONIGHT, 143 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,916 I'M TAKING EVERYBODY'S MONEY. 144 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:59,418 I AIN'T SITTING NEXT TO PAINMAN. 145 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,420 WHAT YOU GOT IN THE BAG? 146 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,921 CLUB SODA. 147 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:04,924 I PROMISED MY WIFE I WOULDN'T DRINK TONIGHT. 148 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,425 BEER IN THE FRIDGE? 149 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,427 YEAH! YEAH! 150 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,930 NUSS AIN'T COMING, IS HE? 151 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:13,933 NO. ROSIE WON'T LET HIM IN THE HOUSE. 152 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:15,868 THAT'S A GOOD CHOICE. WHAT'S THE BUY-IN? 153 00:07:15,868 --> 00:07:16,969 20 BEANS. 154 00:07:16,969 --> 00:07:19,438 I GUESS ANDY'S GONNA BE AN HOUR LATE AS USUAL. 155 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,507 I THINK THAT GUY'S STILL ON NEW YORK TIME. 156 00:07:21,507 --> 00:07:23,509 "HEY, WHAT'D YOU GUYS DO, START EARLY? 157 00:07:23,509 --> 00:07:25,511 "WE ALWAYS START AT 7:30. DANNY, AM I RIGHT? 158 00:07:25,511 --> 00:07:28,013 "HEY, WHICH ONE OF YOU HOT DOGS 159 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:30,349 WANTS TO CASH A CHECK FOR ME?" 160 00:07:30,349 --> 00:07:31,416 THAT'S PERFECT. 161 00:07:31,417 --> 00:07:33,485 I'D RATHER HAVE ANDY THAN NUSS. 162 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:34,587 NUSS CHEATS. 163 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:36,522 AT LEAST HE ADMITS IT. 164 00:07:36,522 --> 00:07:39,024 ALL RIGHT. 5-CARD DRAW. ANTE UP. 165 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:41,027 ARE THESE SANDWICHES? 166 00:07:41,027 --> 00:07:43,095 YEAH, THEY'VE BEEN SNEEZED ON, 167 00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:44,696 BUT HELP YOURSELF. 168 00:07:44,697 --> 00:07:46,265 PASS. 169 00:07:46,265 --> 00:07:47,532 YOU SEE ANYTHING, DIANE? 170 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:49,101 I DON'T KNOW. 171 00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:52,437 WHAT'S THAT HUGE, DISGUSTING BROWN THING? 172 00:07:52,438 --> 00:07:53,939 A MEAT LOAF. 173 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:56,375 I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE ANYTHING GOOD. 174 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:57,709 WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE? 175 00:07:57,710 --> 00:07:59,778 I FEEL LIKE I'M GETTING A DRAFT. 176 00:07:59,779 --> 00:08:01,280 AMSCRAY. 177 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,781 [MEN BARKING] 178 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,819 MOM, WE'RE GOING TO THE MALL. 179 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:07,820 WONDERFUL. 180 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:10,088 I'M GOING, TOO. 181 00:08:10,089 --> 00:08:11,790 YOU ARE NOT. IS, TOO. 182 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:13,793 YOU DON'T OWN THE MALL, BECKY. 183 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:15,427 YEAH. 184 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:18,998 IN FACT, I'M GONNA FOLLOW BEHIND YOU 2 FEET THE WHOLE NIGHT, 185 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:21,133 MAKING DISGUSTING NOISES. PBBBT! 186 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:23,201 HEY-HO! YOU GUYS STARTED ALREADY? 187 00:08:23,202 --> 00:08:24,203 POST-TIME WAS 7:00. 188 00:08:24,203 --> 00:08:26,705 COME ON, DAN. GAME STARTS AT 7:30. 189 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:28,207 IT ALWAYS DOES. AM I RIGHT? 190 00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:29,708 NO. NO. 191 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:32,211 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. WHICH ONE OF YOU HOT DOGS 192 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:35,581 IS GOING TO CASH A CHECK FOR ME? 193 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:37,149 WHERE'S MY SEAT? 194 00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:38,150 HERE YOU GO. PLAY THESE. 195 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:39,651 WHERE YOU GOING? 196 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:41,654 NOWHERE. I JUST WANT TO STAND. 197 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:43,355 I CAN SEE WHY. 198 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,924 NIGHT, DAD. 199 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:46,425 GOOD NIGHT, D.J. 200 00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:47,926 D.J., COME HERE. 201 00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:50,029 GO LIKE THIS. 202 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:51,096 HELLO, UH... 203 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:53,566 I'M TRYING TO REACH OFFICER JACKIE HARRIS. 204 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:56,101 YEAH, THIS IS HER SISTER AGAIN. 205 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:57,603 OH, SHE DID? 206 00:08:58,604 --> 00:09:00,606 GREAT. THANK YOU. 207 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:08,414 AH, THE SMELL OF TESTOSTERONE. 208 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:12,150 WILL YOU COME AND READ TO ME? 209 00:09:12,151 --> 00:09:13,752 YEAH. I'LL BE UP IN A MINUTE. 210 00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:14,820 HONEY. 211 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:15,821 HONEY... 212 00:09:15,821 --> 00:09:17,689 COULD YOU DO THAT LATER? 213 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:22,061 ZAK, IT'S TO YOU. 214 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:23,062 HOW MUCH? 215 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:25,064 50 CENTS. QUIT LOOKIN'! 216 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:27,399 HEY, I'M NOT LOOKIN'. I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. 217 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,770 I DON'T CARE-- I CAN'T PLAY WITH SOMEBODY HOPPING AROUND BEHIND ME. 218 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:33,272 ARNIE, ARE YOU HERE TO PLAY POKER OR WALK LAPS? 219 00:09:33,272 --> 00:09:35,707 HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'LL GO FLIRT WITH ROSIE. 220 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,580 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU MAKING? 221 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,081 OH, UM... 222 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:46,085 THEY'RE NAPKIN HOLDERS FOR D.J.'S PTA BAZAAR. 223 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,587 MOM, I'M READY! 224 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,089 NEED SOME HELP? 225 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,825 YEAH. HERE. 226 00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:55,394 CUT ABOUT 150 OF THOSE. 227 00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:58,397 YOU COMING BACK DOWN? 228 00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:01,900 NO. I GOT A HELIPORT ON THE ROOF. 229 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:02,902 COOL. 230 00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:06,906 "NO MORE TREES, NO MORE SNEEDS, 231 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:10,409 "NO MORE WORK TO BE DONE. 232 00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:13,412 "SO IN NO TIME, MY UNCLES AND AUNTS, 233 00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:14,913 "EVERYONE... 234 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:16,916 ALL KISSED ME GOODBYE." 235 00:10:20,853 --> 00:10:22,855 COME ON, MOM. 236 00:10:25,257 --> 00:10:27,058 OH, SORRY. 237 00:10:27,059 --> 00:10:29,127 "ALL WAVED ME GOODBYE. 238 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:32,131 "THEY JUMPED INTO MY CARS AND DROVE AWAY 239 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,633 "UNDER THE SMOKE-SMUGGERED STARS. 240 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,636 "NOW ALL THAT WAS LEFT 241 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,638 " 'NEATH THE BAD-SMELLING SKY, 242 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,873 "WAS MY BIG EMPTY FACTORY, 243 00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:42,875 THE LORAX, AND I." 244 00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:46,678 GOOD. THAT'S WHAT HE GETS. 245 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:50,749 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET? 246 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:51,751 WHAT? 247 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:53,252 A GREAT BIG SMOOCH. 248 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:54,253 NO. 249 00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:56,255 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NO"? 250 00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:57,823 I CAN'T KISS YOU? 251 00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,391 NO. I WANT TO KISS YOU. 252 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,894 I WANT TO KISS YOU LIKE DADDY KISSES YOU. 253 00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:08,700 HOW DOES DADDY KISS ME? 254 00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:09,768 LIKE THIS. 255 00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:16,341 OH, THAT WAS A VERY, VERY GOOD KISS. 256 00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:24,649 MOM, WILL YOU READ ME SOME MORE? 257 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:27,486 YOU BOYS CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH, CAN YOU? 258 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,059 WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? 259 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,128 WHAT'S GOING ON? I TOLD YOU I WAS COMING OVER AT 9:00. 260 00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:38,196 DISPATCH SAID YOU CALLED LIKE 4 TIMES. 261 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,265 I GOT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 262 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:41,767 ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S GOING ON? 263 00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:43,969 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THOSE GUYS IN THERE 264 00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:44,970 PLAYIN' POKER WITH DAN? 265 00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:47,472 WHICH GUYS? YOU DON'T EVEN LET ME 266 00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:49,708 GET A CHANCE TO LOOK AT THEM. 267 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,776 OK. 268 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:54,279 YOU KNOW THAT GUY ARNIE OUT THERE PLAYING POKER? 269 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,282 ARNIE? OH, YEAH. 270 00:11:57,783 --> 00:12:00,786 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HIM? YOU THINK HE'S AN OK GUY? 271 00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:02,287 I DON'T KNOW HIM. 272 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:05,491 HE WORKS FOR THE WATER AND POWER COMPANY. 273 00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:06,558 NO. 274 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,061 DAN'S KNOWN HIM FOR A LONG TIME. 275 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,563 ROSEANNE! YOU'RE NOT FIXING ME UP WITH ARNIE. 276 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,065 HE'S NOT MY TYPE. 277 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,067 WHY? DON'T YOU THINK HE'S CUTE? 278 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,568 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 279 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,070 I THINK HE'S... 280 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,071 UM, SWEATY. 281 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:21,573 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK "HE'S SWEATY"? 282 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,575 HE'S SWEATY. 283 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,076 ALL MEN ARE SWEATY. 284 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:27,079 WELL, I THINK SOME MEN ARE SWEATIER THAN OTHER MEN. 285 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:30,082 MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S A HARD WORKER. 286 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,551 WAIT A SECOND. ISN'T HE PRACTICALLY LIVING WITH SOMEBODY? 287 00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:35,020 YEAH. HE IS LIVING WITH SOMEBODY. 288 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:36,521 AND I THINK THEY'RE GONNA GET MARRIED, TOO, 289 00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:38,991 WHICH IS WHAT MAKES WHAT HAPPENED 290 00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:40,525 JUST ALL THE MORE WEIRDER. 291 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:42,127 OOH, WHAT? 292 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:43,195 TELL ME. 293 00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:45,197 I CAN'T YA, JACKIE! TELL ME! 294 00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:47,265 I CAN'T BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT A GREAT BIG MOUTH, 295 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:48,767 AND I REALLY NEED TO BE DISCREET. 296 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,769 ROSEANNE! 297 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:50,770 HE KISSED ME. [GASPS] 298 00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:54,739 NOW, DON'T YOU THINK THAT THAT 299 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,241 IS JUST A LITTLE... 300 00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,277 A LITTLE PUSHY? YEAH. 301 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,279 6 FROM HELL. ACE! 302 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:03,282 YEAH, BECAUSE HE'S DAN'S FRIEND. 303 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,284 WE WERE HANGING OUT BECAUSE DAN WENT TO THE STORE. 304 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,286 WE WERE JUST TALKING. WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT WOMEN. 305 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,787 HE STARTED TALKING ABOUT HIS GIRLFRIEND 306 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,790 AND HOW HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WOMEN, 307 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,792 AND BEFORE I KNOW IT, HE'S KISSING ME. 308 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,294 WAIT A SECOND. WAS HE KISSING YOU LIKE KISSING YOU, 309 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,828 OR WAS IT JUST LIKE A KISS? 310 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:18,897 WELL, HE'S KISSING ME. 311 00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:19,899 OH! 312 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,400 WELL, NO. NO. 313 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,403 WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. NO. 314 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,405 IT WAS JUST-- IT WAS JUST A KISS, 315 00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:29,141 BUT IT WAS ON MY NECK, JACKIE. 316 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:30,208 WHERE EXACTLY ON THE NECK? 317 00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:31,710 JUST BELOW THE EAR, 318 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:33,511 DID HE BRUSH YOUR CHEEK, 319 00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:37,349 OR DID HE MOVE THE HAIR AND THEN GIVE IT TO YOU? 320 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:39,718 NO. NO. NO. NO HAIR. 321 00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:42,587 IT WAS KIND OF LIKE-- OK, STAND UP. 322 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:45,090 NOW PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME. 323 00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:46,591 NO. WAIT A SECOND. 324 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:49,595 OK--YOU BE ME. YOU'RE OVER THERE. 325 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:50,963 WHAT DID YOU DO? 326 00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:52,864 I JUST STOOD THERE. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 327 00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:54,666 I COULDN'T BELIEVE HE DID THAT. 328 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,036 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE DID! 329 00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:59,038 I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU. 330 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,373 SO WE'RE JUST STANDING HERE, 331 00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:02,874 AND WE'RE TALKING, OK? 332 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,877 SO LET'S JUST BE TALKING. 333 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,144 SO HOW YOU DOING? 334 00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:08,647 HOW YOU BEEN? NICE SHIRT. 335 00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:10,882 OH, SEE? I DIDN'T EVEN TELL YOU ABOUT THAT PART. 336 00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:12,885 OH, THAT IS EERIE. OH...THAT IS EERIE. 337 00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:14,887 THAT'S WHAT I SAID TO HIM 338 00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,889 WHEN HE CAME IN THE DOOR. WHAT? 339 00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:20,292 I GO, "HI, ARNIE, I LIKE YOUR SHIRT." 340 00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:23,862 WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT. 341 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,465 YOU LED HIM ON. 342 00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:28,433 NO! COME ON, JACKIE. COME ON. 343 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,002 SO I GO, "NICE SHIRT." 344 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:32,004 HE STARTS TAKING IT OFF, YOU KNOW, 345 00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:34,706 LIKE HE'S GOING TO GIVE IT TO ME. 346 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,275 YOU'RE KIDDING. NO. 347 00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:38,777 HOW LONG HAS DAN KNOWN THIS GUY? 348 00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:40,278 HE COMES OVER AND STARTS TAKING HIS SHIRT OFF? 349 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:41,780 THAT'S A LITTLE STRANGE. 350 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:43,782 I TOLD YOU! LET ME SHOW YOU THE REST. 351 00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:46,518 I'M STANDING HERE. I'M TALKING. I'M YOU. 352 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:49,087 SO I'M LIKE, "NOW LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING." 353 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,589 I'M BEING HIM. 354 00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:51,656 YEAH. OK. 355 00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:53,258 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 356 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,261 THEN WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT WOMEN. 357 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,763 I SAID SOMETHING SENSITIVE AND MEANINGFUL, 358 00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:59,765 LIKE HOW YOU GOTTA TREAT THEM LIKE GODDESSES, 359 00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:01,533 LIKE THE WAY THAT DAN TREATS ME. 360 00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,201 SO, YOU'RE LYING TO HIM. 361 00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:06,405 RIGHT. SO I'M STANDING HERE MAKING SANDWICHES. 362 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,906 SO JUST MAKE SANDWICHES. 363 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,408 NOW YOU'RE MAKING SANDWICHES. 364 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,411 I GO--WELL, I SAY SOMETHING NICE TO HIM, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 365 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,912 WELL, THANK YOU. 366 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,414 NOW YOU BE ME. YOU SAY, "WELL, THANK YOU." 367 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,915 THANK YOU, ARNIE. 368 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,417 "ROSEANNE--" HE COMES UP-- 369 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,918 "YOU'RE THE MOST INCREDIBLE WOMAN 370 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,420 "I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE, 371 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,921 AND I MEAN THAT." 372 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,857 OH, YOU'RE KIDDING. 373 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,625 NO. 374 00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:27,692 EVERYBODY, ANTE UP. 375 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:30,696 DEALER'S CHOICE. 376 00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:33,198 LET'S GO. 377 00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:34,699 WHAT'S THE GAME? 378 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,201 7-CARD HIGH-LOW, 379 00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:37,769 BUST YOUR BUDDY, 380 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,772 THERE'LL BE A 50 CENT BUY AT THE END, 381 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,474 AND THE 7 OF DIAMONDS IS WILD. 382 00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:43,975 WHAT, ARE WE IN COLLEGE? 383 00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:45,677 NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE. 384 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,646 WELL, I DID, AND WE DIDN'T PLAY CRAP LIKE THIS. 385 00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:49,547 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 386 00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:51,550 YOU'RE GOING TO BLUFF ANYWAY. 387 00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:54,853 HEY, TOMMY, WHO SMASHED THE BACK OF YOUR BUICK? 388 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,421 SKIDDED INTO A LAMPPOST LAST YEAR. 389 00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:58,924 THOUGHT I COULD GET AWAY WITH RADIALS 390 00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:00,458 INSTEAD OF SNOW TIRES. 391 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,027 NOT WITH THE WINTERS WE GOT AROUND HERE. 392 00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:03,261 YOU GOTTA HAVE SNOW TIRES. 393 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,030 I USE CHAINS. 394 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,865 CHAINS MAKE THE CAR HUM. 395 00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,533 AND THEY TEAR UP THE ROAD. 396 00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:11,236 WHAT DO I CARE? I PAY TAXES. 397 00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:12,303 SO, WHO DIDN'T ANTE? 398 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,074 WHAT ARE YOU, MY ACCOUNTANT? 399 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:17,643 NO, I'M NOT SHORT ENOUGH. 400 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,881 YOU THINK MAYBE SHOULD I HAVE SLAPPED HIM? 401 00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:24,382 NO. I THINK SLAPPING HIM 402 00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:26,885 WOULD'VE BEEN WAY TOO MUCH. 403 00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:29,387 DO YOU THINK I OUGHT TO TELL DAN? 404 00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:31,523 I THINK IT WAS JUST A KISS. 405 00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:35,093 WELL, I DON'T DO THE KIND OF VOLUME THAT YOU DO, JACKIE. 406 00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:38,263 THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN TO ME EVERY DAY. 407 00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:39,831 OK, DON'T TELL DAN. 408 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,334 DAN WILL GET MAD AND START YELLIN' AT ARNIE. 409 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,336 ARNIE WILL GET MAD AT DAN, START YELLING. 410 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,338 THEY'LL BOTH BE YELLING, WAVING THEIR FISTS AROUND 411 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,340 AND SAYING STUPID MACHO THINGS BACK AND FORTH, 412 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:51,910 AND THEN HE'LL NEVER KISS YOU AGAIN. 413 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:54,479 DO YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING 414 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,481 TO ARNIE? 415 00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:56,982 I MEAN, I'M MARRIED. 416 00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:58,683 I HAVE 3 CHILDREN. 417 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,252 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. 418 00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:02,921 I DON'T LIKE WHEN A GUY THINKS HE CAN COME UP AND HANDLE YOU 419 00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:05,924 LIKE A RUBBER THONG IN A DISCOUNT BIN. 420 00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:07,425 I HATE IT WHEN A GUY KISSES ME 421 00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:10,996 BEFORE I'VE GIVEN HIM THAT UNWRITTEN GREEN LIGHT. 422 00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:12,831 WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT? 423 00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:15,900 WELL, YOU KNOW, A SMILE, THE LOOK. 424 00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:19,905 YOU CATCH A GUY'S EYE, HOLD IT, AND SAY YES. 425 00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:22,340 IT'S ALL DONE WITH THE EYES. 426 00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:25,410 WELL, DO YOU THINK I LED HIM ON? 427 00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:27,212 'CAUSE I WAS LOOKING AT HIM. 428 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:30,281 WELL, WERE YOU LOOKING AT HIM LIKE THIS, 429 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:33,285 OR WERE YOU LOOKING AT HIM LIKE THIS? 430 00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:39,991 WELL, I WAS KIND OF LOOKING AT HIM LIKE THIS. 431 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,627 YEAH. 432 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:45,464 WELL, THAT'S A MIXED MESSAGE. 433 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:49,801 WHO'S HE CALLING? 434 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:50,803 HELEN. 435 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,872 STILL BUSY. UNBELIEVABLE. 436 00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:54,939 I'M SURE SHE'S FINE. 437 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,441 WHEN IS SHE DUE? 438 00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:57,443 MONDAY. 439 00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:58,444 MAZEL TOV. 440 00:17:58,444 --> 00:17:59,445 WHAT? 441 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:01,947 IT'S LIKE, UM... 442 00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:03,348 IT'S COOL. 443 00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:05,183 OH. 444 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:10,222 CYNTHIA STAYS ON THE PHONE LIKE IT'S NOTHING. 445 00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:11,723 YEAH, SHARON, TOO. 446 00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:14,225 I THINK WOMEN HAVE AN EXTRA VOCAL CHORD. 447 00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:15,227 WANT TO BET? 448 00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:16,728 I'M JUST SAYIN' THEY TALK A LOT. 449 00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:18,229 THEY LIKE TO GOSSIP. 450 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:20,232 I KNOW. YOU WANT TO BET? 451 00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:21,132 OH, RIGHT. 452 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,906 WHEN I GET HOME TONIGHT, HELEN'S GONNA PUT DOWN EVERY ONE OF YOU, 453 00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:30,041 INCLUDING YOUR WIVES. 454 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:33,111 'CAUSE SHE'LL HAVE BEEN ON THE PHONE ALL NIGHT WITH CYNTHIA, 455 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,781 TALKING ABOUT YOU AND YOU... AND ESPECIALLY YOU. 456 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:36,848 YEAH. 457 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,050 YACK, YACK, YACK, YACK, YACK! 458 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,618 IT'S LIKE A SPORT. 459 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,553 THEN THEY TRY TO GET US INVOLVED. 460 00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:43,555 LIKE LAST NIGHT CYNTHIA'S TRYING TO TELL ME 461 00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:46,057 ABOUT BOBBY ERICSON AND HIS WIFE. 462 00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,692 THAT WAS TERRIBLE. 463 00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:49,895 WHAT ABOUT BOBBY? 464 00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:50,962 THEY'RE SPLITTING UP. 465 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,898 YOU DIDN'T YOU KNOW? WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT? 466 00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:55,567 I HEARD IT FROM HELEN. CYNTHIA TOLD HER. 467 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:57,702 THEY'VE BEEN HAVING TROUBLE FOR A LONG TIME. 468 00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:58,770 THAT'S RIGHT. 469 00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:00,772 BOBBY AND JUDY ERICSON? 470 00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:02,874 2 MONTHS AGO, JUDY ASKED ME 471 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:06,478 TO START SENDING HER BILLS TO A DIFFERENT ADDRESS. 472 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,046 THINK SHE'S SHACKING UP WITH SOME GUY? 473 00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:09,547 OH, SHE'S A TRAMP. 474 00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:11,049 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER. 475 00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:12,683 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 476 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:14,085 I THINK SHE'S RUNNING AROUND. 477 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,620 HE'S HAD ON HIS TRACK SHOES 478 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:16,788 FOR A WHILE, TOO. 479 00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:19,257 I THINK IT WAS A LITTLE EQUIPMENT TROUBLE. 480 00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:20,792 NO WAY, MAN. 481 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:23,327 WAIT A SECOND--BOBBY AND I PLAYED FOOTBALL TOGETHER. 482 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,897 YEAH? MUST HAVE BEEN A REAL CLOSE TEAM. 483 00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:32,904 BOTTOM LINE-- BOBBY'S A SLUT. 484 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,473 LET'S FACE IT, GUYS. 485 00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:36,475 JUST BECAUSE HE RUNS AROUND 486 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:39,478 DOESN'T MEAN THAT SHE CAN RUN AROUND, TOO. 487 00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:42,481 YOU KNOW, ANDY, THAT'S A REAL ENLIGHTENED VIEW. 488 00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:45,984 SORT OF A...DUH. 489 00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:06,104 SEE YOU LATER, ROSIE. 490 00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:07,605 HOW'D YOU DO, GEORGE? 491 00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:09,374 OH, I BROKE EVEN. 492 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,377 LOST 20 BUCKS, ATE 5 SANDWICHES. 493 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,752 HOW'D YOU DO, HONEY? 494 00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:23,087 GREAT. I WON 18 BUCKS. 495 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:25,156 WELL, GREAT! ANOTHER 10,000 NIGHTS LIKE THAT 496 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,626 AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT YEAR. 497 00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:30,362 WELL, I'M OUTTA HERE. THANKS FOR THE SANDWICHES. 498 00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:32,664 HEY, ARNIE, NEED HELP WITH THAT GREEN MONSTER? 499 00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:33,731 NO, I GOT IT. 500 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:34,733 GOOD NIGHT. 501 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,105 GOOD NIGHT, JACKIE. 502 00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:46,345 SEE YOU. 503 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,080 YEAH, TELL SHARON I SAID HI. 504 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,147 OK. 505 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,022 WHAT'S HE DOING KISSING JACKIE? 506 00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:07,732 OH, DAN, IT WAS JUST A KISS. 507 00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:15,406 WELL, I GUESS I REALLY KNOW MEN, HUH? 508 00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:16,474 WELL... 509 00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:20,111 I CAN SEE HOW YOU MIGHT HAVE MISTOOK THAT. 510 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,681 YEAH. IT WAS JUST A KISS. 511 00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:25,450 SO WHAT ELSE WAS I GOING TO DO TONIGHT? 512 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:28,653 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 513 00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:30,188 I'LL SEE YOU. 514 00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:50,008 [TAPPING RHYTHMICALLY] 515 00:22:06,558 --> 00:22:09,127 COME AND LISTEN TO MY STORY ABOUT A MAN NAMED JED. 516 00:22:09,127 --> 00:22:11,629 HE'S A POOR MOUNTAINEER, HE BARELY KEPT HIS FAMILY FED. 517 00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:14,132 THEN ONE DAY, HE WAS A-SHOOTIN' AT SOME FOOD 518 00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:17,135 WHEN UP THROUGH THE GROUND COME A-BUBBLING CRUDE. 519 00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:18,436 OIL THAT IS. 520 00:22:20,405 --> 00:22:21,973 B-B-B-B-BLACK GOLD, BLACK GOLD. 521 00:22:21,973 --> 00:22:23,307 TEXAS "T." 522 00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:28,379 WELL, THE FIRST THING YOU KNOW, OLD JED'S A MILLIONAIRE. 523 00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:31,049 HIS KINFOLK SAID, "JED, MOVE AWAY FROM THERE. 524 00:22:31,049 --> 00:22:33,551 THEY SAY, "CALIFORNIA IS THE PLACE YOU OUGHT TO BE." 525 00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:36,154 SO THEY LOADED UP A TRUCK, AND THEY MOVED TO BEVERLY. 526 00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:38,222 UH, HILLS. 527 00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:39,490 HILLS THAT IS. 528 00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:40,558 UH-HUH. 529 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:43,428 SWIMMING POOLS, MOVIE STARS. 530 00:22:46,431 --> 00:22:49,434 K-E-DOUBLE L O-DOUBLE GOOD-- 531 00:22:49,434 --> 00:22:50,935 KELLOGG'S BEST TO YOU. 532 00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:52,437 YO! 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