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♪
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Adult mark: Nothing made me feel better
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Than feeling sick on a school day.
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Big news for this little town...
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Tina turner
is gonna pay a visit.
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Oh, give me that!
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Never thought I'd get
to cover a papal visit.
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You know, there's money
to be made from this visit.
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Jesus, mary, and joseph.
Have some respect.
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[phone ringing]
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Hello?
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Voice: [on phone]
mike...
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Look, I told you
not to call me at home.
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-Thank you, goodbye.
-[hangs up phone]
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-[coughing]
-telemarketer?
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Ah, yeah.
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Where's your uniform?
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I'm sick!
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-I am not buyin' it.
-What?
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Adult mark: I first caught the acting bug
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By faking sick...
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A lot.
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♪
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♪
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Breathe in.
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Out.
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[coughs]
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Mary: Well?
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He's faking.
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You little shagger!
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But I'm actually sick this time!
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Get dressed!
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Adult mark: It was my own fault.
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I was the boy who cried whooping cough.
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Mary: Go on.
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Little faker.
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Jeez!
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Sister rose: Our school
has been invited
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To send a class to see
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His holiness.
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I've decided that
this class is...
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The least worst.
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Congratulations.
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One of you will
get to do a reading
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In front of the pope himself.
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And it will be televised!
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Adult mark: Television?!
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Any volunteers?
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[heavenly music]
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Lord, hear our prayer!
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Unless it's for the bruins
to win, am I right?
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-[audience cheering]
-yeah!
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[god laughing]
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My man!
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[applause]
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Ms. Fowler: Mark critch.
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The winner by default.
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Thank you, miss--
[coughing]
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Are you sick, mr. Critch?
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Uh, no.
[laughs nervously]
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Just gotta lay off
the second-hand smokes.
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Adult mark: I had faked sick before,
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But now I had to fake healthy.
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[coughs quietly]
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♪
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Ahem!
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Oh, hey!
There he is!
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What?
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You told me to stop calling you!
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Adult mark: Scott howell.
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Owner of rival station voaq.
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His station was number one,
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But first was never good enough.
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Now how'd you get past gertie?
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I'm not used to hearing "no."
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What's it gonna take
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To get you to
come work for me?
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I'm not a dj, mr. Howell,
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And voaq isn't exactly
known for news, so...
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No, no, no, we want you to bring
your call-in segment to us.
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And then we'll make it sexier.
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I'm not "sexy," mr. Howell.
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You don't say!
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The world's goin' digital.
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It's 1988.
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Look at all this crap!
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It's a joke!
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I'm a "dance with the one
who brought ya" kind of man.
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Yeah, which is why
you're stuck here
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In this closet for a studio,
with gum under the desk.
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I get what I want, mike.
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I even get what I don't want.
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I've got a show to do,
mr. Howell,
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So if you do not mind...
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Hey, dad, can I show
you something real quick?
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Not now!
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Listen, um, mr. Howell is lost.
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Could you please
show him to the door?
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I've gotta get on the air.
Thanks for comin' by.
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Scott: Think about it!
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[sighs]
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Mr. Howell!
I'm, uh, mike, junior.
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Please, no "mr. Howell"!
I wear cowboy boots.
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Call me scott!
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Hey, wha--
what have you got here?
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Oh, I-- just this stupid little
thing I was thinkin' up, but...
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Yeah, I want to
hear all about it.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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Okay, uh,
it's a mobile broadcasting unit,
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But it's in the shape
of a giant boombox, right?
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We're gonna launch it
when the pope comes.
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That is wild!
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Far out!
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Do you mind
if I hold onto this, kid?
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Please, take it!
Yeah, yeah.
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Thanks.
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And if, uh, you ever get sick
of workin' in this museum,
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Gimme a shout.
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Radio's for the young, kid.
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Monogrammed.
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Cool.
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Fox: Are you sure
you're up for this?
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You can't handle gym class
on the best of days.
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Oh...
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Was the sun always this bright?
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Mark, if you're
too sick for laps,
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You're too sick for the pope.
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Oh, come on.
He has to read one stupid line.
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Anyone could do that.
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I'd like to see you try.
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[coughs]
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Are you sure you're okay?
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Tina: Ew!
Are you gonna hurl?
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[sneezes]
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Gross.
Snots.
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[whistle blows]
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Mr. Byrne: Alright, listen up!
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Let's hustle!
[claps hands]
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Ugh...
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Ten laps!
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[everyone sighs]
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Today, people!
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Come on, critch!
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Come on, come on!
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C'mon, lift those legs,
lift those legs!
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In through the nose...
[inhales]
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Exhale.
[exhales]
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In...
[inhales]
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Mark: Oh...
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Middle fox: [laughs]
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Critches get stitches!
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Adult mark: My own doctor had labelled me a liar.
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So I sought out a second opinion.
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Asthma, epilepsy...
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Gout?
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That's a self-diagnosis.
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It explains my grade in gym.
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Where are your parents?
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My family doctor says
I'm a hypochondriac,
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Which sickens me.
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Stop talking.
Just cough.
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[coughs]
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Hm.
Breathe?
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-[breathes in shakily]
-mm.
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Give it to me straight, doc.
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Well, you're most certainly
not faking.
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You have bronchitis.
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Would you like
a note for school?
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No!
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I just need something to
get me through the week.
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You know, b-12 shot?
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Morphine?
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How about some cough syrup?
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Oh...
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Mary: I just got a phone call.
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Who the frig is dr. Lee?
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He's my personal physician.
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It's private.
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Get in bed!
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♪
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Adult mark: The big day!
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My tv debut.
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But first, a performance for a smaller audience.
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[hoarsely] woke up
feeling like a new man!
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No.
You're staying home.
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But I have a duty
to a higher power!
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Mike?
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-Listen to your mother.
-[phone ringing]
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Mary: I already called
the school to let them know
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You're not doing your reading.
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What?!
[coughing]
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-But I'm fine!
-[phone ringing]
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Mike sr: Would
somebody get that?
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Mike jr: Yeah, got it!
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Yeah, me and the b'ys,
we're selling pope crap
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To raise money for our bar.
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What do you think?
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What is that?
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Pop: "pope on a rope"!
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How much would you pay for this?
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That is my good avon soap!
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No, it's not!
It just looks like it.
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Anyway, I've got two dozen
more setting over here.
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Mark: Ah, yes, I'll help--
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You are gonna sit on the couch
and watch tv.
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You're gettin' on my last nerve!
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Mark: Ohhh!
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All the times I pray to be sick!
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What kind of god is this?
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Mary: Get!
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Mike jr: Yes, sir.
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Thank you, sir!
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[hangs up phone]
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That was scott howell.
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He just offered me
a job at voaq radio.
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[sighs]
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He's only hiring you
to get at me!
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Or, you know,
maybe he thinks I'm good?
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No, that's not it!
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I turned him down.
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I'm taking the job.
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♪
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Mark is off sick so we will
have to select another student.
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Sister rose: Perhaps
I should have chosen
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Sister maura's class.
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Maybe this illness
is a sign of god's disapproval.
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Fox: But, sister,
didn't jesus say something about
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Not throwing stones...?
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You're right.
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God loves redemption.
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You can redeem yourself by
doing the reading for the pope.
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-Ms. Fowler: Pardon?
-Fox: What?
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Good luck, ms. Fowler.
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I'm sure fox
will make you proud.
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Middle fox: [laughs]
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Tv: This was
the scene earlier...
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Mark: My big break!
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Millions watching!
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The adrenaline
would get me through!
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Maybe I can still make it!
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You're not getting off this
couch until you feel better.
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[coughing]
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Oh...
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Asthma, epilepsy, bronchitis...
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Sin.
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You never had a chance.
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Tv: The pope's schedule
is packed with stops
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Along the newfoundland shore.
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Adult mark: There was still a way to get to the pope.
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A very catholic way...
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Guilt.
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[coughs]
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You're right!
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I wish I was there
to be blessed.
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Tv: A blessing could
mean a miracle cure.
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I might have a chance then.
[coughs]
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Tv: In search
of hope and healing,
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A record crowd
has gathered to see--
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Get in the car.
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-Oh, yes!
-What?
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I just... Hope this works.
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[coughs]
yeah.
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Adult mark: Pop and his buddies turned the papal visit
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Into a mini las vegas!
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Father handrigan: Four quarters
holding up the wheel!
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Anybody, four quarters?
Come get your tickets!
267
00:09:48,522 --> 00:09:53,758
See, state of the art!
Everything in here is digital.
268
00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:56,828
Bet you never seen
anything like this at vocm.
269
00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:59,864
No.
No, nothin'!
270
00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:02,300
Wait, no, the super roving radio
looks pretty cool, right?
271
00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,401
Scott: Ah...
272
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,236
Mike sr: And here we are,
pope-side,
273
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,304
Here at what is quickly
becoming quite the event...
274
00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:09,440
Yeah, it's not as cool
as ours, though!
275
00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:12,510
[electric guitar playing]
276
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,312
Maybe I shouldn't have
showed you their design.
277
00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,715
Poppycock!
278
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,484
Here, I have something for ya.
279
00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:21,352
Look at this bad boy.
280
00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:26,324
-Oh, come on!
-Yeah.
281
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,992
Mike sr: Good god!
282
00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,794
He's wearing enemy colours!
283
00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:32,863
[ominous rock sting]
284
00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:37,936
I can't do this!
It's stupid.
285
00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:39,137
There's too many people.
286
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,538
Ritche: You're just nervous.
287
00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,907
Whenever I'm scared
of public speaking,
288
00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:45,577
I picture the audience
in their underwear.
289
00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:48,813
Just picture the pope
in his underwear.
290
00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,881
Ew, gross!
291
00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,217
Ugh!
292
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:54,485
No help.
293
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:02,560
Quick blessing,
straight back to bed.
294
00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:05,162
Just know, it's not
your fault that I'm weak.
295
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,964
It's just bad genes.
296
00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:09,000
I made ya!
Whose fault is it, then, hm?
297
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,168
Dad's.
298
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:11,969
Oof, I'd say, yeah.
299
00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:12,971
[turns on radio]
300
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,239
Mike sr: [radio] we go now
live to flatrock,
301
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,375
Where the pope is about
to bless the fishing fleet.
302
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:23,114
Let's listen in...
303
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:27,218
Pope: [radio] the joyful event
that unites us is the blessing
304
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:30,522
Of the fishing fleet
here at flatrock.
305
00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:33,992
That jesus called
simon, peter...
306
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:38,663
Why don't we show your old man
what you're made out of, huh?
307
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,397
Hey...
308
00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:42,267
Scram.
309
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,002
Yeah.
310
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:47,071
She's all yours.
311
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,207
Sailor: [on news]
thank you, holy father.
312
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,609
On behalf of all the fishermen,
313
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,878
We also wish you
a blessed and safe journey.
314
00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:55,446
Over.
315
00:11:55,449 --> 00:11:57,515
And the pope has blessed
the newfoundland fishing fleet.
316
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,917
Mike jr: You're listening
to voaq radio.
317
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:03,554
Call in for your chance to win
vip tickets to pope on the rock!
318
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,090
That little judas!
319
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,158
Mike jr: Call in
to our request line
320
00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:09,894
And tell us your
biggest sin to win!
321
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,464
Dick, turn up our volume.
322
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:15,500
-Are you sure?
-Just do it!
323
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,568
[music turns up]
324
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:21,505
♪ if you're a part of the wide world of vocm... ♪
325
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,575
Stand up straight.
Stand up.
326
00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,377
Come on, stand straight.
Do up that button.
327
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,646
Zipper!
328
00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:31,049
Has anyone seen fox?
329
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,417
Um...
330
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,719
I think she may have
pipped off?
331
00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,287
Pipped off?!
332
00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,456
Oh, typical.
333
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:41,258
[exhales]
334
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,060
Mike sr: [radio]
motorists should be warned
335
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:48,232
The pope is leaving the area,
so all roads are now closed.
336
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,934
Act like you're having
an asthma attack!
337
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,135
What, why?
338
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:52,337
You've been faking sick
your whole life!
339
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:53,705
Do it!
340
00:12:53,707 --> 00:12:55,673
Adult mark: It was time to use my faking superpower
341
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:56,641
For good.
342
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,142
Road's closed.
343
00:12:58,145 --> 00:12:59,377
Mark: [gasping]
344
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,145
Can't... Breathe...
345
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:04,148
[gasping]
is this... The light?
346
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,951
Can you see that my son
is having an asthma attack?
347
00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:11,622
So help me, if my little boy
dies in this car, you're next!
348
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,992
We're gonna let her through!
349
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,294
["all I need is a miracle" by
mike & the mechanics playing]
350
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,662
Go on, let her through!
Let her through!
351
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,297
♪ all I need is a miracle ♪
352
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,098
Officer: Gordie,
get her an escort, would ya?
353
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,101
♪ all I need is you ♪
354
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,569
Let's go, get her through!
355
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,238
♪ all I need is a miracle ♪
356
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:29,040
♪ all I need is you ♪
357
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,642
[siren wailing]
358
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:34,579
♪ all I need is a miracle... ♪
359
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:37,248
Adult mark: We followed the pope like pilgrims.
360
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:40,752
Not since the virgin marywas there such a dedicated mom.
361
00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:42,987
And once we cleared the barricade,
362
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:46,523
Mom ditched our police escort like a bad habit.
363
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,060
[laughs]
364
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,029
[coughs]
365
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,397
Excellent work.
366
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,399
Adult mark: Who needed faith in god?
367
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:59,137
I had faith in mom.
368
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,438
Pop: Beautiful stuff.
369
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,006
Yeah, beautiful.
370
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,275
So, souvenirs!
Souvenirs here!
371
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:07,345
Come get your
john paul ii souvenirs!
372
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,646
Great, great.
373
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:11,082
Oh!
Oh, here.
374
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:14,485
Pope: ...Man and woman
who are...
375
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,754
Oh, bless this, father.
376
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,155
Oh yeah, here.
377
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,490
Get that water.
Bless it there.
378
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:20,591
Get it in there.
379
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,360
Beautiful.
380
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:26,231
Pope: ...Love and protect
those who use them.
381
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,633
Rosaries!
Rosaries for sale!
382
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,302
Blessed by the holiness himself!
383
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:34,372
And holy, holy, holy water!
384
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,308
It's so holy you can
practically walk on it!
385
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,243
Pop: Come on, now!
There you go!
386
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,346
Yes, please!
Very good choice.
387
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,781
Very good choice.
Yeah, beautiful.
388
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:46,183
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, that's perfect.
389
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,252
Well, this is [inaudible]...
390
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,122
♪
391
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:55,727
♪
392
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,195
Ritche: Where are you going?
393
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,130
That nun set me up!
394
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:02,333
There will literally be people
in poland calling me a nimrod!
395
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,335
If you don't do it,
396
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:07,739
You'll be proving everyone
who says you can't right.
397
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:10,675
You got this.
398
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:14,545
If this sucks,
you're dead, okay?
399
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,081
Yeah.
I know.
400
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:22,620
Pop: Souvenirs!
401
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,288
John paul ii souvenirs!
402
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,157
Come get your souvenirs!
403
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,292
-Oh, oh.
-Excuse me.
404
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:32,830
Sorry, father.
405
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:35,766
I'll take two rosaries
and a "pope on a rope."
406
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:38,303
Oh!
What a good choice, father.
407
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,171
Well, here, take these rosaries.
408
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,606
There we are for you.
409
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,307
And there's the pope on a rope.
410
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,375
Beautiful.
411
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,110
Happy scrubbing, father.
412
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,312
Thank you.
Special rate for the clergy.
413
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:51,182
[chuckles]
thank you.
414
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,550
Thank you.
415
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,485
Tv: And now a reading
from a local student
416
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,620
From st. Bridget's school.
417
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,726
Adult mark: And there he was.
418
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,661
The catholic elvis!
419
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,430
I was seconds away from international fame!
420
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,299
This is it!
421
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:11,869
A reading from
the book of matthew.
422
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:13,804
I'm too late!
423
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,906
And jesus said to them,
424
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:20,812
"follow me and I will make you
become fishers of men."
425
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,348
Audience: Amen.
[applause]
426
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,349
Adult mark: I may have missed my chance,
427
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:28,886
But watching fox, I wouldn't want it any other way.
428
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,355
-[applause]
-ritche: Yeah!
429
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,424
Mike sr: [radio] and that was
a reading from a student
430
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,626
At st. Bridget's.
My son mark goes there...
431
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,762
I'm sorry you
didn't get to go up.
432
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,497
Mike sr: [radio] luckily,
we'll be broadcasting
433
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:40,765
Right up to the minute...
434
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,234
It's okay.
435
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:46,437
This is even better.
436
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,772
It's more about the journey,
ya know?
437
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:52,777
[radio playing
in the background]
438
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,378
Mike sr: [radio] mike critch,
reporting live
439
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:58,349
From the tailgate party.
440
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,884
All hands are
listening to ye crowd.
441
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,452
Way to go, young fella.
442
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,320
Thanks, dick.
443
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:07,625
Hey, did my dad say anything?
444
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,627
Look, his heart
might be broke right now,
445
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,195
But he'll get over it.
446
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:12,463
Broke?
447
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:15,299
I get it.
You do what you gotta do!
448
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:18,136
But... By the way,
449
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,571
Would you give
my resume to scott?
450
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:23,741
Us young fellas got to
stick together now.
451
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:24,776
Yeah.
452
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,677
I better get back to the booth
453
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,312
Before your dad
realizes I'm gone.
454
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,580
Scott!
455
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,282
Mike sr: [radio] we're expecting
to see the weather
456
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,316
Turn to rain showers soon,
457
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,685
So if you're out to
have a gawk at the pope,
458
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,954
Make sure you bring
an umbrella or a rain hat!
459
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:40,224
The pontiff is expected to
leave newfoundland around 7 pm,
460
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,460
Making a quick stop in toronto
before heading home
461
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,295
To vatican city
to put his feet up.
462
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:45,763
We can go home.
463
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,466
Aw.
464
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,567
[loud feedback]
465
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:53,771
Jesus christ!
466
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,573
...Is, uh, certainly
a newfoundlander today.
467
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:59,243
After all, he was a...
Fisherman.
468
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:03,414
Dick: And a good fisherman
at that, mike!
469
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,415
You're listening to vocm.
470
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,784
With live coverage as the pope
makes his final journey
471
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:10,288
Back to the airport, then home.
472
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,857
Oh, that pope gets around worse
than mary packin' magdalene!
473
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,792
Adult mark: The pope was done with newfoundland,
474
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,594
But mom was not done with the pope.
475
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,795
Mark: Aah!
476
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,930
Mary: Hold on, we're not through
with this yet, by jesus!
477
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,933
That was a pretty good
first day of radio, son.
478
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:24,001
-Oh! Thanks, man.
-Yeah.
479
00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:25,937
So, what time tomorrow?
480
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,271
Oh... Yeah!
481
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:30,541
See, I don't know if we have any
slots open for you right now,
482
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:32,710
But we'll-- we'll find
something down the line.
483
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,012
Hey, scott, thank you very much
for the opportunity.
484
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:36,214
Uh-huh.
485
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,516
Mike jr: But you were just
using me to get to my dad.
486
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:39,516
So, I quit.
487
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,551
What?!
You--
488
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,853
You can't qui--
you can't go back to vocm!
489
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:45,356
They're a bunch of losers!
490
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:48,292
Ah... That's weird.
I guess I am too, then.
491
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,427
-Alright.
-Well, you-- you can't quit,
492
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:53,864
Because I fire you!
You're fired.
493
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,900
Okay.
494
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:58,469
By the way, there's been
three minutes of dead air
495
00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,369
On your station.
496
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:02,573
Yeah, I-I turned it off
when I quit, so...
497
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,708
What...?
You can't do that in radio!
498
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,344
-Yeah.
-You have no respect!
499
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,578
Mike jr: I'm still learning.
500
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,780
-You son of a--
-critch?
501
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,783
Scott: You have
no respect for radio!
502
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,519
♪
503
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,987
Mike sr: [tv]
breaking pope news!
504
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:19,323
A slight diversion for the pope
on his way to the airport.
505
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,959
A group of polish fishermen
are in port.
506
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,928
They'd hoped to meet
his holiness.
507
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:26,264
He is the first polish pope,
508
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,465
And it seems
the holy father will stop
509
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,468
To offer the fishermen
a blessing on his way...
510
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,003
Adult mark: Mom had brought me to half the doctors in town,
511
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:36,974
So why not try a faith healer?
512
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:40,044
-[brakes screech]
-mary: Gotcha, ha!
513
00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:42,947
Adult mark: What mother could resist a miracle cure?
514
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,882
Mary: Come on, sweetheart,
let's go!
515
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,350
Excuse me, get out of the way!
516
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:50,687
Deathly ill child
coming through!
517
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:51,689
Bless my son.
518
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,058
Bless my son for the asthma.
519
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,627
And for the epilepsy.
520
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,830
Oh, thank your holiness.
521
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,498
Come on.
522
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,434
Let's get you back in the car
before you catch
523
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,835
Your death again.
Excuse me.
524
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,770
Adult mark: Turns out there are many ways
525
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:07,905
To say "I love you."
526
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,507
Sometimes it's how far a person will go for you.
527
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,509
Mike sr: [radio]
and now newfoundland bids
528
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,346
A fond farewell
to pope john paul ii.
529
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:16,513
Adult mark: And sometimes...
530
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,650
It's where they're willing to meet you .
531
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:23,854
♪
532
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:27,325
I know I got a lot to learn.
533
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,993
I could learn
a bit from you too.
534
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:33,430
You did a great job today.
535
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:37,134
♪
536
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,470
♪
537
00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,505
Come on.
538
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:50,348
Tv: Newfoundlanders will
remember this special visit
539
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,783
For years to come.
540
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,585
Pop: Woo!
Over 800!
541
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,020
We've got enough for the bar!
542
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:59,623
That is indeed a miracle!
[chuckles]
543
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,892
[coughs]
oh, dear.
544
00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:03,861
Maybe we should have
got one more blessing.
545
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:04,995
Mary: Oh...
546
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:08,699
My biggest blessing
is right here.
547
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,768
[coughing]
548
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,436
[coughing]
549
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,572
Mary... I'm sick.
550
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:17,574
Jesus murphy!
551
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:20,778
[all coughing]
552
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:23,047
-Mary!
-Tea?
553
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:26,783
♪
554
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:30,588
♪
555
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:35,660
♪
556
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:41,399
♪
557
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:45,002
♪
558
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:50,040
♪
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